I've started watching Star Trek and recently finished TOS. I'm starting on TNG and I've heard the first two seasons are rocky. Is there a recommend episodes view guide that cuts the fat?
Cut all of Season 1
>>69895358
https://medium.com/maxistentialism-blog/star-trek-the-next-generation-in-40-hours-c4a6762cbd3#.zcyiy5p55
>>69895381
No way, at least watch the first episode.
>>69895638
True.
>>69895358
>skipping episodes of a show
Fuck off normie.
watch it fag
If you got through S3 of TOS you can get through anything.
>>69895759
S3 of TOS is mostly the reason I don't want to slog through season 1 and 2 of TNG
>>69895759
Also you better not have skipped the animated series.
>>69896210
>05/22/16(Sun)23:22:59
Fucking amazing. Literally 1 second before the archival of the thread. Dedication to a meme.
>>69895811
TNG S1 and S2 aren't bad. Some of the episodes are really good.
THOSE PANTS
THAT SHIRT
THOSE PANTS
HELP ME
>>69895358
the first 2 seasons are very silly, but comfy
>>69896683
>Wang, who worries about love handles and gets an $85 facial once a month to battle makeup damage...
Was this an article for Playgirl?
>>69895358
Watch all of it you massive pussy.
>>69896845
looks like entertainment weekly
>>69895824
TAS is shit
star treks are like cheese
tos is easy cheese. old, bad for you, delicious
tng is blue cheese. you eat it on a salas when you are pretending to be healthy like an SJW and it's kinda runny
voy is that cheese that smells like shit but is supposed to taste amazing. only people who really like cheese eat it and they only like it if they tell themselves they will like it. a lot of biuld up for a short end
ds9 is the kind of cheese you eat with crackers. but there's no crackers
dont watch enterprise. it's kraft yellow american
>>69896683
someone needs to go yell "HEY, CHINAMAN!" to garret wang
>>69897407
Pleb opinion. It's easily worthy of watching if you like TOS.
>>69897436
>cheese in Enterprise: a delicious treat for man and dog alike
>cheese in Voyager: it belongs in sickbay
And that's why I'd rather rewatch Enterprise than Voyager.
>>69897407
arax demands you shut the fuck up
he is the greatest to ever take the helm
>i had this saved and ready on my computer
CHOOSE YOUR VR QUEST
>>69897594
>PHLOX: It's just a little gastrointestinal distress.
>ARCHER: He hasn't been himself lately. (Archer strokes Porthos.)
>PHLOX: Well, you've been feeding him cheese again, haven't you?
Daily reminder that Archer forced the NX-01 crew to bathe in dog flatulence and also endangered Porthos' health for no good reason. Cheese belongs in sickbay.
While we're all here (all 15 of us), let's discuss one of those wonderful Star Trek theoreticals: Phase-Shifting.
How proposterous is this idea? Especially considering that oxygen atoms would not be phase shifted out our own ST continuum like in "The Next Phase".
Somehow, Ro Laren and Geordie La Forge can run across the floors with no problems but easily pass through walls, and can even push enemies through the hull into open space (thereby killing the enemy who now has devascularized and lacks an atmosphere from which he could breathe).
Seems so implausible yet they used it many many times more after that episode (not sure which episode proffered it initially).
It only seemed plausible on the Pegasus and later the Enterprise because theoretically everything within the Enterprise would be phase-shifted including atmosphere and bulkheads / hull.
Anyone else got an opinion on this shit???
>>69898141
When a distinguished but elderly poster states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
>>69898141
RO A CUTE!
>>69896237
>S02E15
>Bad
>AKA the one with the macgic casino
fuck you that was great and hearkened back to tos
>>69898307
>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke would also want an opinion even if he offered one claiming it a close to impossible technology.
I wish you had an opinion to offer, but you've just got an opinion and a non-sequitor quote.
>>69898388
tos was shit
>>69898397
I wish you weren't so passive-aggressive and were a nicer person willing to engage in a little bit of frivolity every once in a while. #13 here btw.
>>69898388
i like that one too
>>69896237
>Lower Decks
Fucking Picard sends that Borjoran qt to get toruted and killed by cardassians
>>69898141
>Ro: "We're ghosts!"
>Geordi: "We're not ghosts."
>Ro: "How can you be so sure?"
>Geordi jumps up and down repeatedly
>Geordi: "If we jump up, then we fall back down to the floor, but we don't pass through it. We're still affected by the ship's artificially-generated gravitational field; attracted by the gravity plating but repulsed by the anti-graviton surface layer."
>Ro: "Okay, we're not ghosts."
Okay Star Trek, I fixed your episode for you, no charge.
>>69895358
Queers will tell you to skip the first two seasons, but don't because you got to watch that episode where bug aliens infiltrate Star Fleet and then at the end Riker and Picard blow up a guy and his guts go flying everywhere. I can't believe that shit aired on the tv
>>69898427
I am, I just felt the entire post was vaguely recollect of mine.
I agree with Clarke, but I just think in this case, the phase-shifting idea was cool until you actually thought about it in-depth.
There was no basis behind, but that's never stopped me from putting a ghost set of rules behind how "quantum torpedoes" work.
Still, that's part of sci-fi, and I'm just doing what we all do when shown something that seems amiss.
Sorry if I came across rudely. #7 reporting in.
>>69898506
>>69898506
>I can't believe that shit aired on the tv
It was like the children's equivalent of an adult watching the Budd Dwyer suicide live on television.
>>69898407
>tos was shit
Daily Reminder that this opinion is the best way to identify tourists, along with mistakenly thinking VOY>ENT.
Why did you skip the ST movies you fagtron
>>69898749
I didn't
>>69895358
>Is there a recommend episodes view guide that cuts the fat?
Eat your veggies.
>>69898141
Reminder that trek is soft sci-fi and almost nothing technical in any of the series will stand up to serious scrutiny.
>>69898943
>>69898141
The plan Roddenberry had at the beginning was to just let it ride but fans whined so much they introduced techno-jargon to hand-waive real problems like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle re: transporters and replicators.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>It's a Geordi uses the holodeck to create a waifu because he's too autistic to talk to real women episode
>>69900289
>WESLEY: The temperature in the tank is now one hundred fifty degrees Celsius.
>LAFORGE: Okay, lock it off.
>WESLEY: Is that it? Can I get out of here now?
>LAFORGE: What's your hurry? You don't really think something's going to happen with Suzanne Dumont, do you?
>WESLEY: At least I'm not spending the night with a good book like some people.
>LAFORGE: What's that supposed to mean?
>WESLEY: Just what it sounds like.
>LAFORGE: Let me tell you something. You'd get more action out of a good book than you'll ever see on this date, I'll guarantee it. She's not going to waste her time on someone like you.
>WESLEY: Someone like me?
>LAFORGE: She's way out of your league.
>WESLEY: Since when did you become an expert on women?
>LAFORGE: Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women.
>WESLEY: Well at least I don't have to find my women on the holodeck!
Based Wes
>>69895811
There are two episodes that one should avoid.
The one with the black people planet and the one with the white people planet. When you see them, you'll know.
>>69901132
I know which episodes you are referring to, and this is good advice.
>It's a "Bashir molests a disabled girl" episode
>>69901132
That's about right
Off the top of my head one early episode you can skip is Shades of Grey because it is just a clip show.
>>69903507
Alternatively, watch only that episode and skip the rest of the season
if you can get through TOS you can handle the first few seasons of TNG.
Just here to remind you guys that this fucking bullshit actually happened on DS9.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FM6Xfs2ZoY
>>69895381
Fuck off. Season 1 was goat.
>>69903978
God, that fucking show has some absolutely shit-tier moments.
Anything that was Bajoran politics and the Dominion War was good. The rest I'd throw right out. Except "The Visitor" - the feels.
>>69903978
that was one of the best parts of that otherwise awful episode
>>69903978
Much like how persons of color have reclaimed and recontextualized the word "n*gg*r", we proud shappers are going to do the same for "shap".
Shap is our word now, and you need to respect that we own it. To be honest, I think you're just jealous of our shapping prowess. In fact, I bet you've never even completed the eighth shap.
Get on our fucking level, shapleb.
>>69904144
Daily Reminder:
DS9 was a show in which:
>Sisko accidentally became Bajoran Space Jesus
>Bashir was BFFsies with a flamboyant lizard man
>Baseball with Vulcans happened
>Odo slept in a bucket
>Lwaxana Troi got space migraines and made everybody horny
>Dukat graduated from Space Hitler to Space Antichrist, couldn’t stop putting his dick in everything
>Jake tried to write a novel and almost got eaten by a vampire
>Kira gave birth to someone else’s baby
>Nog told 20th Century humans the Ferengi were going to invade Cleveland
>Dax and Sisko saved Captain Kirk from an exploding tribble
>Weyoun died like five times
>Garak fixed pants and murdered people
>Kira went back in time to find out if Dukat banged her mom
>The whole crew had to do an Ocean’s Eleven to get their favourite hologram his job back
>Worf was ruler of the Klingon Empire for ten seconds
>Q got punched in the face by Sisko and never came back
>Vizzini was the Ferengi Money Pope
>Miles switched places with his future self and lost his daughter in a time hole, and Keiko got possessed by wormhole demons
>Mirror Kira was a wacky dominatrix with a harem
>Odo betrayed everyone so he could do the frick frack
>Quark killed a Klingon and had to marry his wife
>IT’S A FAAAAAAKE
>>69904396
my sides turned into lizards
do one for every series pls
>TFW I'm Broccoli.
>>69904396
>>Vizzini was the Ferengi Money Pope
yes.
>>69904435
Daily Reminder:
TNG was a show in which:
>Picard walked around in booty shorts on Risa
>Riker had no beard for one season and it made everyone uncomfortable
>Data and Geordi roleplayed Sherlock AUs together
>Picard woke up in bed next to Q
>Everyone except Wesley got addicted to a Google glass game
>Worf took a mud bath
>The Ferengi happened
>Picard, Data, and Barclay got trapped in a holodeck simulation of the holodeck
>Beverly did the do with a ghost
>A big face in space almost destroyed the ship
>Deanna randomly had a kid in three days
>Barclay devolved into a spider and made a web in engineering
>The Enterprise transformed into a scene out of Indiana Jones
>An evil puddle of tar did a bad thing
>Shaka when the walls fell
>do one for every series pls
Who, me? I'm just stealing this fromTumblr.
FIRST POST
>>69904328
These plebbitors believe that Move Along Home is a bad episode.
They are compelled to denigrate it's sub-nuance, the allegory of Chandra's Room.
They are SHAPless and while we take pride in each SHAPter of this episode.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chula is a game for the higher order of man; risk and reward bring you closer to the final shap. The uninitiated stand alone. We are every level of shap and no Thialo can reprise our players.
Now grab your Klon Paegs and make your wager.
>It's a Damar goes from pilot of a freighter to leader of the Cardassian union in 18 months series
Did he steal Harry Kim's luck or something?
>>69896237
Disagree with a few of those, mainly I would say that Best of Both Worlds is great while First Contact was bad, but overall a pretty good list.
>>69906330
First Contact was great, except for the part where Lilith raped Riker.
>>69901132
Person who wrote the shitty black people episode for TNG also wrote the shitty Mongol episode of SG-1
>they're both the 4th episode of the 1st season
>>69906200
So what’s the deal with ranks in Star Trek?
Janeway is promoted from Captain directly to Vice Admiral (skipping Rear Admiral (lower half) and skipping Rear Admiral (upper half)).
Kirk is promoted from Cadet directly to Captain (skipping Ensign, skipping Lieutenant (junior grade), skipping Lieutenant, skipping Lieutenant-Commander and skipping Commander).
Nick Locarno is demoted from Lieutenant (junior grade) to Ensign, then promoted from Ensign to Lieutenant (junior grade), but Harry Kim is still just Harry Kim.
Are ranks supposed to mean something, or something?
>>69906372
It was the best made of the TNG films, but a poor Trek film that ignored seasons of character development and played a part in ruining the Borg. I would rather not go to far into it though, If you are a Trek fan you have probably heard all the reasons people like and dislike it by now and I have already argued about it dozens of times.
>>69906412
>>69901132
>>69901307
>>69902000
Can we discuss Code of Honor and Justice in-depth? I really liked both but the unit of cultural transmission, especially for Code of Honor, has so much influence that it seems impossible to get real opinions.
>>69906470
Didn't O'Brien go from ensign to a non-com too?
Also there was that hilarious comment he made to Worf about engineers not going to the academy. Like the people making faster than light starships work are straight out of high school or something.
>>69906508
You're confusing the movie with the episode.
>>69906508
>ignored seasons of character development
Daily reminder that Picard wasn't suddenly fixed after Family but the follow up was cancelled because nobody wanted to take the risk
>>69906686
Oh shit, Im tired.
>>69906596
O'Brien's rank changes are metafictional retcons, not in-universe events.
O'Brien is like a car mechanic or plumber or air conditioning repairman. He attended Starfleet Academy, but only to learn a trade, not to earn a degree or commission. And considering that 10-year-old children learn calculus[1] in Gene's Glorious Visionary Future of Evolved Humanity...
[1]When the Bough Breaks
>>69895381
wrong. at the very least you'd be missing out on the completely tone-deaf episode where the admiralty gets infected with parasites and it ends up being the goriest episode of Star Trek ever made.
>>69906878
Fuck you and fuck this thread.
>skipping chapters in a book
If you do this shit, you can't claim to have watched the show.
>>69906932
Try and stop me, DVDpleb/streamscum.
I watched Star Trek when it was originally on TV. Some weeks I was able to catch the episodes, but some weeks I was too busy with other commitments. I didn't skip intentionally, but I sure did skip quite a few episodes.
And I still claim that I watched the show.
>>69904396
>>Garak fixed pants and murdered people
SHERBY JAYZUZ WHERR WOZ DAT FOOKIN SPOONHEAD CUNT WHEN I TORR MOY PANTS?
PROBLY FAGGING AROUND WID DAT PUFF JEWLS
>>69907078
>it's a torn pants episode
Will this thread get better or worse? Place bets now
>>69907170
I bid 300 quatloos on a proliferation of TOS memes.
>>69907078
>I just wished Keiko was more like..
>Was more like...?
>Well ya' know.. more like you..
>So you wish Keiko was a man?
>YA FOOKIN PAKI CUNT
![SNN0103FL-380_4__836073a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EfPY5LF.jpg "SNN0103FL-380_4__836073a[1].jpg")
>>69907170
LOWER!
What did he mean by this?
>>69907254
How do they work on them out of phase and are capable of attaching shit to them when the Voyager crew is in phase with normal matter?
Gaping hole in the theoretical physics
>>69907254
Talaxians are very fertile
>>69907141
I really don't understand why the writers hated O'Brien so much.
>>69907407
Jew writing staff.
Whitest person on the set.
#JustJewyThings
>>69907407
DEY WOZ ALL FOOKIN TAIGS
>>69904396
and this is why ds9 is the best trek series by far
>>69905395
this is one of the few ds9 episodes i simply delete from my folder on every rewatch
absolutely godawful shit
>>69907499
Why would O'Brian use a glue sniffer slur, he's from Kerry in the South.
>>69907727
i just realized the guy has a fucking mullet too, jesus christ
>>69906542
They're both garbage; one is "an evil noble savage outsmarts the crew of the enterprise" with a healthy dose of ~strong black woman who don't need no man~ and OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT on top and the other one is a rote faux-hellenic-utopia-with-a-TWEEST that even Shamwow would be ashamed of.
>>69907407
He was the only character capable of taking that kind of abuse season after season without changing substantially.
>>69907965
I never viewed either episode through the lens of race. They both seemed like TOS episodes.
The current interpretation, fueled by alt-right """ideas""" and strategic memetic domination by an elite cabal, is actually really funny to me.
Code of Honor and Justice are great Trek to a normal non-lizardpeople-influenced person.
>>69908168
Even ignoring race I find both of those episodes extremely boring.
>>69908168
No, they're dogshit. Both of those episodes are right down there with the low water marks of TOS and Voyager.
What do Star Trek fans think of the events of the latest Game of Thrones episode?
Did you see it?
>>69907727
so youmoved along
>>69908498
>>69908470
I still need to watch season 1.
>>69908470
I haven't seen it yet. Is it a "competition for a monarchy of the week" episode?
>>69908777
It was a Bran jacks into the Matrix episode
>>69908908
I haven't even watched the first episode / pilot yet.
Can't wait, might die first tho
>>69895381
if you mute all of troi's and yar's lines the 1st season is much less painful
Sisko looked better with a head of hair and no goatee.
This is fact.
WAKE UP HARRY!
Season 2 Episodes worth watching:
Measure of a Man
A Matter of Honor
The Royale
Q Who
>>69896237
Is there a list like this for deep space nine?
>>69896237
>>69911149
Just watch all of them
>>69911149
here senpai
but you should watch everything if it's your first time
these guides are best left for re watching
>>69907727
It was an order of magnitude better than Profit and Lace
>>69911348
need one for tos and tas senpai
>>69907078
>SHERBY JAYZUZ WHERR WOZ DAT FOOKIN SPOONHEAD CUNT WHEN I TORR MOY PANTS?
>YA FOOKIN PAKI CUNT
Well that's it. I need to go on the transplant list for a new pair of sides.
>>69914047
Nimoy's laugh is the best
What did she mean by "rape gangs"? Is this an allusion to the migrant crisis?
Why is data programed for sex?
>>69914540
>Why is data programed for sex?
Because he's a man
>its a 21st century humans were so barbaric but we've learned from our past mistakes episode
>>69914690
>he doesnt know genetic eastern superhumans and ww3 are about to break out any day now.
Are there any space video games that have a star trek feel? I've been playing stellaris but it is just a colony ship building simulator.
>>69898141
I thought it was BS when I rewatched the episode recently. But now that I'm thinking about it a little more I think maybe it's because they have to be going a certain speed to "break through" a surface. Which is why they can run through walls and they were able to push the other guy off at the end of the episode.
Maybe if they jumped (high enough s.t. they would be going fast enough at impact with the floor, however high that is) they would fall through.
>>69915279
FTL is the best trek style game I've found
>>69915279
Back in the day I liked Sins of a Solar Empire.
Pretty much anything space oriented by Sid Meier will be up your alley.
>>69895358
The first two seasons of every Trek (post-TOS) show are bad for some reason. They are gold starting with season 3.
>>69915170
I feel bad for the costume designer.
>heres $10, make it work
Is DS9 worth getting into for a diehard TNG fan? I've tried watching some of the episodes (the only one I specifically remember is "One Little Ship") but I just couldn't get into them. Should I try some of the best ranked episodes from the long list some anon posted above or should I just watch BSG instead?
>>69916392
How is it that you were able to get into TNG? How is it that you were able to push yourself to overcome the first two lackluster years of TNG?
>>69911348
Out-of-date, obsolete, please delete.
>>69917483
I started watching VOY and TNG when I was young. As I matured, I stopped watching VOY but kept watching then rewatching TNG.
I definitely have major nostalgia goggles but I enjoy the first two seasons of TNG. I haven't tried watching VOY as an adult.
I've seen a good chunk of TOS as an adult and enjoyed it. I watched some ENT when I was young but I wasn't too it; it seemed to lack something.
>>69895358
>Is there a recommend episodes view guide that cuts the fat?
Fucking normie.
"So what's it like out there in 4chan.org/tv?"
>>69918841
"Memes beyond your comprehension."
How fucking stupid were the writers of Voyager episode "Prey" when preparing the decisions of Captain Janeway for the episode?
My second time around watching this episode and it's inconceivable how fucking ludicrous Janeway is in "feeling compassion" for a creature who's species wanted to purge their galaxy and said that "the weak shall perish" just half a season prior.
Literally the episode where Janeway went from out of her mind to incredibly stupid (oh, and out of her mind as well).
The speech where Seven basically tells her that her plan is retarded on more than two levels is also very gratifying. So many appallingly poor written elements to this episode. In the end, they tried making Seven look obstinate but they made their main protagonist look like a fucking imbecile.
I'm literally mad at the writers after watching this again.
>>69920175
IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HOME
>>69920175
It's Star Trek though.
You can say that the writers are incompetent because they presented Janeway's position poorly, but Janeway is still in the right.
Within the fictional universe of Star Trek, it's a universal law that things will always work out well for the Federation eventually so long as they continue to offer kindness and compassion and friendship to other species.
>>69920627
And it worked with species 8472 as well at the end. They made piece with them in a later episode.
>>69898677
The worst of Enterprise wasn't as bad as the worst of Voyager and the best of Enterprise was better than the best of Voyager.
Janeway is not in the right because she stuck to a plan that would have gotten her and the crew killed for the sake of the compassion of a creature that proved it lacked an empathy. A conscious projection of morality onto a species that for all intents and purpose has shown nothing but malevolence while simultaneously ignoring 6 ships that have you outgunned.
But, knowing these threads, this obvious bait and I really don't care to go 20 posts deep over a fishing trip.
This is why Voyager damages the franchise because it offers a a lens to a reality where everyone on the ship blindly follows a death wish on the flimsy basis of a moral assumption.
>>69920755
Hello samefag.
That episode hadn't happened yet so your sentiment is null and void.
Also, they didn't make "piece" with them because of any of the events in "Prey", they did so through the events that unfolded in that episode.
>>69920974
Top meant for
>>69920627
>>69920974
>Hello samefag.
I didn't talk about Prey. I reffered to that anons statement that in Star Trek kidness always saves the day. Fucking retard.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>69921060
No, that isn't Star Trek, I'm glad you've learned nothing from every show.
DS9 served an obvious role in the franchise and that's to make bell-ends like you more fetid to the senses so that we can just dismiss your pretense before you find ourselves boxing with a child.
>>69921142
You seem concerned.
>>69895358
You should watch the whole thing and enjoy how the series develops and gets better as it progresses (unlike almost every other tv show).
>>69904396
>implying these things are a negative
>>69907778
>Married 8 years
>2 children
>Catholic
Not a chance
>>69921072
Hurrah! Best ep evar!
>>69908470
No kill yourself.
There are already too many threads for that show as it is.
>>69915279
Starflight 1&2
Star Control 1&2
>>69922939
>11:48:05
>12:43:56
>13:16:21
Let the 138th ' which episode do I start at ' thread of the week die you autist .
At least come up with a good Op every once in a while
>>69906816
Dude he sat next to data at the helm in the first season. He literally went from being a bridge officer to a transporter chief without any explanation offered.
>>69906596
O'Brien is a Warrant Officer, which is a weird kind of commission unique to the navy. He outranks non-commissioned officers, but it still subordinate to commissioned officers, even an Ensign.
So they sometimes refer to him as an "officer" as when they think he and Julian got killed on an away mission, and he sort of is, but not in the same way like, Sisko or Dax or Julian are.
>It's a the bridge of the Defiant sinks of fish hasperat episode
>>69929860
STINKY
>>69929913
SPACE
>>69929949
HAG
>>69929969
>>69929949
>>69929913
>>69929860
Such quality posts, you'd have trouble believing it was all from the samef- person.
>>69927302
>getting angry that new people want to join the fandom
Shut up, nerd. Don't make me steal your lunch money again.
star track is for fuckin nerds
go watch star wars or game of thrones
>>69895358
Skip right way to ENT. It's the only logical sequel and approved by Roddenberry himself. You can't go wrong with that.
>>69895358
Your time isn't that valuable and you have nothing else to do. Watch all of it from the beginning to end so you can appreciate the good and the bad in its fullness.
>>69896683
>The 5'11'' Wang
>>69928112
He started as red shirt in TNG. A helm. Later on they made him a transporter operator.
>>69895358
If I may...
>>69896237
>Nemesis movie
>minor
>Picard's clone
>Riker getting a ship on his own
>Data dead andgetting literally rebooted
TNG is hard for me to watch (I love it actually) because my first girlfriend was obsessed with it, plus the fact she was essentially Data in human female form.
>>69911348
See
>>69934302
>>69934751
lawl
>>69934751
Have you ever found her Spot?
>>69896354
looks like she needs acoffee
>>69934915
Two years of my life and a broken heart was worth this post. Thanks anon.
>>69897436
Fuck off u/Mexicanspaceprogram
>>69934348
You're right anon, watching Nemesis is really important to understand Star Trek: Cancelled
>>69935795
>The Outrageous Okona
>No The Royale
>>69935947
Keiko's possession episode was the only time I ever enjoyed watching her on screen. I wish she'd stayed that way.
Miles O'Brien: The writers hate you so much when your wife becomes a monster it's an improvement.
>>69936223
>yesh dear
>OYE MEAN, WOT DID JOO SAY ABOUT MOY WOIFE?
>*hic*
>It's a Quark tries to cut off an Irishman and a Moslem episode
>its an O'Brian suffering episode
>>69903978
I bet you started on the first shap
>>69903978
That's like a Babylon 5 filler episode.
Was it autism?
>>69938225
>left-handed
propably, yes
>>69904396
Sounds GOAT
>It's a "Bashir is replaced with a changeling but nobody notices because he's finally not annoying everyone on DS9 for once" episode
>>69935212
Next time fuck'er right in her pussy...
>>69939164
Apparently they didn't decide to do that twist until very close to the reveal, so it's not like they had deliberately changed his character
>>69937187
>gets tortured for a lifetime in vr
>get out
>wife is a cunt to you
>>69939675I was just trying to piggyback off the "Cakehole was replaced by a pah-wraith but she's such a bitch that it took Miles forever to notice" meme
>>69939675
There's like no episodes setting it up. You could stretch and say he was replaced when him and Jake get separated in Nor to the Strong but only because medical conference. All I can figure is Not Bashir delivered Kira's Keiko baby.
>tfw your coworker gives birth to your wife's son
>>69940863
Wasn't it pretty much implied overtly that Cakehole got pregnant by that Biologist Chad that was working with her on the survey on Bajor
>>69940964
That can easily be detected with a DNA scan.
>>69941210
Ok?
>>69940964
Yeah
"Honey, I'm six months pregnant!"
"Oi, were'n ye on a trip o' se'en mons?"
>>69941265
>it's a "Neelix is actually French, speaks French, but also knows a little German, and speaks fluent English, all within the city limits of Paris as a covert message relay, but is occasionally harassed and hunted by alien Gestapo".... episode
>>69941626
>it's a "Seven of Nine is a nightclub singer for Nazis and rich patrons but deep down inside she wants to bust a cap" episode
OFFICIAL TREK TIERS
BEST SERIESAll of them. Some have more weaknesses than others but as a whole they can be enjoyed equally
>>69941626
A reminder that half of the characters we see aren't speaking English and just sound like it to us because of the universal translator.
>>69942070
Little Green Men is one of the only episodes to acknowledge this, with Quark, Rom and Nog speaking Ferengi until they fix their UTs.
>>69942070
>>69942261
So is it just canon that everyone has a UT in the future implanted in their ear or what
>>69941819
looks like willem defoe in drag.
>>69906878
That alone proves roddenberry was fucked in the head.
>Have it be about a coup in startfleet?
That'll ruin my utopia, NEVER EVER
>Have it be about brain aliens where it ends with Picard and Riker melting and exploding the head of the main host graphically, and then seeing his stomach melt open?
That's fine.
Fuck him.
>>69942070
Also, a friendly reminder, that we just assume everyone has a universal translator, one that can somehow change the shape of people's lips as they're speaking the translated language.
It's all hokum my good son.
>>69907354
I got a better question, why did the Doctor give up on that one crewman who's heart exploded because of the experienment and didn't do an emergency transport to put her in status to implant a new heart. Instead he just takes a reading and doesn't administer anything. While Janeway that's to do CPR on the officer.
Why is The Doctor, a computer program with all the medical knowledge in starfleet, the most incompetent one outside of Crusher?
>>69942391
Pretty much.
Like he said, Quark and co can't even speak English so were fucked when their translators broke in LGM.
>>69895824
Man, I love the animated series.
>>69942433
Can't be unseen.
>>69896237
>Star Trek VII, Generations
>Bad
FUCK this list!
>>69906470
Kim got shit on by the writers constantly because he said something negative about them in regards to how they gave the spotlitght to alien characters.
They were going to kill him off, but he was voted one of the sexist men alive for whatever year, so that didn't pan off. So they just shat on him constantly, never promoted him ('someone has to be the ensign') and the biggest slight is that if you took a director's course for actors, you were allowed to direct an episode, common thing, but Kim was the only one not allowed to direct an episode even though he took the class.
>>69895358
>>69895381
>not watching the first two comfy seasons
God I hate this board.
>>69942888
>Each series was hell
>The writers were the demons
>>69942576
Actually, the EMH proved to be the most resourceful of all the Doctors: modifying Borg nanoprobes to push Species 8472 back into fluidic space, ECH taking over with his photonic cannon improvising, Macro-virus anti-agent, working with Lon Suder to take down the Kazon and retake the ship, and of course the infamous "reintegration of the original DNA" from Tom and Janeway's medical records to make a cure for Warp 10 (among countless other times).
The entire series basically wouldn't have left season 2 without the EMH.
>>69942576
Daily reminder that Pulaski is the best doctor.
>Hurr, just gender bent bones
Who gives a shit? She did a good job of bringing some life to the cardboard cutouts the characters were in season one. Especially Data and Worf.
She also did he fucking job in trying to save lives. Like when the enterprise met that nebula face who killed the black helmsmen because he found out the replicator couldn't make fired chicken and grape soda anymore. Did Pulaski just take pulse and declare he was dead like that faggot Crusher or The Doctor? Fuck no, she took a scan, got a hypospray and injected the guy with something, then scanned again, and tried something else. And then tried it a third time before calling it. He might have died, but at least Pulaski fucking tried.
>>69943091
>Let's crewmen who died and weren't turned into a puddle stay dead instead of using NANOMACHINES to revive them like he did with Neelix.
Yeah, fuck the Doctor. He only gets resourceful to saved the main cast.
>>69943100
Is there anything in canon about where she went?
>>69941846
You. I like you.
>>69943204
Nope, they just dumped her when Crusher came back. Hell when they brought back professor moriarty, he asked about her, but only refereed to Pulsaki as 'that woman' to which Picard said 'she's gone'
>>69904593
>Shaka when the walls fell
Best episode of the entire franchise right there
>>69943182
That was a Seven of Nine idea that was later never used again by the writers. Another blunder of not seeing the forest for the trees like in some previously unnamed episodes written by a certain man named Braga.
More to the point, he was the most important Doctor in saving the crew multiple times. Only Phlox comes close when you start to add up the enormity of stuff the EMH did throughout the entire series. It's not even close.
>>69943387
It's a shame, she was a bit of a twat, but actually grew as a character to the point she drank poison to join in with Worfs traditions.
She was a good character and at least deserved a follow up, even Kes got that.
>>69943524
The whole point of her character was to be combative, which is what turned people off, but she was able to immediately find her footing and created some great dynamics with the crew. Hell, Data wouldn't be beloved as a character as he is right now, if it wasn't for his interactions with Pulaski.
>>69915170
Nigga the Eugenics Wars have been over for 20 years now.
If we follow Trek canon the next major event is supposed to be the Bell riots in 8 years from now, then it's a smooth right from there.
>>69943524
If she were 30 years younger she'd have been a perfect wife for Miles.
>>69916350
early TNG almost looks like it had TOS-tier budget
Late 90s Trek was so comfy.
New DS9's that made the whole family groan when they ended with "To Be Continued..."; recording the final episode on VHS, experiencing my first permanent character death (Jadzia) (daddy, will she come back?)
New Voyagers that were good to me regardless of how I feel about the show now, and looking at the new issues of the Magazine and Communicator showing how they created many of the CG effects in the last seasons.
>>69943680
When did world war III happen again?
>>69943927
Wasn't it in the 2050s?
>>69896237
>all good things not listed as goat ending.
Feels, feels everywhere
>>69943378
Good luck, Bajoran terrorism.
>>69940083
Actually, if going by Stardates, Bashir was probably "taken" during the events of "For the Uniform" as that was just short of one month prior to the events in the episode "By Inferno's Light" the second part of the Jem'Hadar asteroid prison.
Also, Bashir wasn't in the episode "For the Uniform" which lends more towards that being the time he was taken.
>>69945673
I forgot to mention that in the first part of that asteroid prison two parter, when Bashir is revealed as a prisoner, he mentions "All I know is about a month ago I was at a conference when suddenly.. " and then he goes on about something immaterial to suddenly he was in the prison.
>>69897436
Enterprise was great. More like a sharp cheddar.
>>69945795
Enterprise was cultured a little too traditionally in the beginning but eventually became a spicy and ebullient variety with a textural smoothness on it's way down.
>>69945787
Siddig had no idea he could have been playing Bashir as a replacement until filming that episode, so there's little to gain by looking at it in that light.
>>69938225
It might have been autism....
>>69945937
I'm just giving that anon a guess. It doesn't really matter since they came up with it at the last minute and proabbly decided on that time frame simply because he wasn't seen in that episode.
>>69945327
It's a
>3rd gender that carries the child
Right? That was it wasn't it?
>>69903978
That and the VOY episode where they find people in stasis on a planet and end up in some sort of clown village were the worse.
>>69946100
>Tripp teaches womb surrogate Rachel Maddow how to read and write, but Megyn Kelly and Geraldo Rivera were having none of that mess because lesbians don't have rights.
>>69946167
Michael McKean actually made that episode worth watching because he's such a damn good actor.
It's called "The Thaw" and it has some funny moments in it as I recall. Sort of absurd-horror moments mixed in to the fray.
>>69946236
Better than Nickelson, Hamill or Ledger.
>>69946187
kek
>>69946187
>lesbians
But it wasn`t a lesb. It was a non-specific gender. Did it have a vagina?
>>69942477
His vision made more sense in the midst of a Cold War world with paranoid super powers facing off with apocalypse weapons, right after the first half of the century which was fraught with spectacular wars. He wanted to paint a picture of human Utopianism to counteract what looked like a world set to destroy itself in the 60s.
That made less sense in the late 80's/early 90s when the great red enemy had been neutered or vanquished. He was just an old man by then and wasn't willing to change. Star Trek got better when it added some additional depth and the Federation wasn't just a boring, morally superior group of boy scouts who could do no wrong.
