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old >>69870582
>Cersei will light the wildfire caches in the finale - killing Loras, Margery, and the High Sparrow (unsure if Olenna dies). Also the Hound kills Thoros of Myr.
>>69872079
spoiler where
>>69872186
>No. Trial by combat is denied so The Mountain doesn't do much this season. He does get to have his way with Septa Unella though. We also see Lyanna Stark.
>Lyanna whispers something to Ned before she dies. We then see a baby, and the very next scene we see Jon.
>Had to google Northern Conspiracy. Not sure if it's a conspiracy, but Jon does become King of the North. This is after the teen girl who is head of some house (with like 60 soldiers) speaks up about how she trusts the Starks and was one of the only ones to follow them into battle. Then the other houses speak up and apologize about not following them and they don't care that he is a bastard.
>Might've be House Mormont. The recruiting scene is pretty funny as Jon, Sansa, and Davos make these great speeches on why she should join them only to find out she has less than 100 men. Don't think Sansa legitimizes Jon but she is agreement that he should be King.
>Ramsay and Jon meet across the battlefield. Ramsay releases Rickon and tells him to run toward his brother. As Rickon runs, Ramsay starts shooting arrows up in the air one at a time that keep missing him. Jon starts galloping toward Rickon but just as he reaches him, one of Ramsay's arrow hits him and he dies in Jon's arms. Sansa is the smart one. She tells Jon before the battle that Rickon is already dead.
>Hmm maybe I'm remembering incorrectly and that meeting happens in episode 5? Pretty sure it's in the next episode. Either way, what does definitely happen in the next episode is Jorah and Daario see Dany and are about to save her. She tells them she doesn't need to be saved and instead has them help lock her in a tent with the other Khals.
>Osha dies in her very next scene. Don't think we actually see Rickon get tortured. He has very little screen time. And not sure about SmallJon.
>And yes lots of major characters die. Mostly in the finale. Don't wanna spoil all of them but Tommen does die. He commits suicide by jumping out of a window.
BRAN IS WW
BRAN IS WW
BRAN IS WW
>>69872205
>>Osha dies in her very next scene. Don't think we actually see Rickon get tortured. He has very little screen time. And not sure about SmallJon.
Does this nullify everything?
ansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod is sent to the Riverlands to try and get the help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn’t know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont. She support them, but have very few men to spare as well. During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis’ old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Not sure what happens next. No mention of Stannis as far as I’m concerned.
The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly “theifs of the highway” in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane’s former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the “Brotherhood”-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian’s character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane’s character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.
Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this for some reason and Jaquen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos it seems.
Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Euron does little this season. No plunder along the coasts and Oldtown (I think). At least not on-screen.
Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest “doing something”, whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf or some other Child of the Forest about it, and they explain that they basicly created the Others to “protect something”, but the Others have turned against them or something. Bran also has a vision of the Night’s King and his leutenants (from trailer), and Night’s King senses this (grabbing Bran’s arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Not sure what happens to the Children or the Three Eyed Raven, but a battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera is barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the “door”, so they can escape it seems. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark apparently and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don’t hear.
There will be no Clegane-bowl this season. Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella. Not sure what happens to Loras or Margery, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Quyburn kills Pycelle at least (sends his “Birds”).
>>69872250
He is the danger.xD
In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie’s camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with “strangling” him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie’s tent. He doesn’t like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn’t believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle. Not sure what happens to Brienne.
>the leaks were true
>no cleganebowl
>Jaime goes to river run and is still a huge prick
>Blackfish dies
That feel when you realize the reason Hodor was scared of thunder when they were in the tower that night is because he was hearing the sounds of the door. Seriously. Watch both scenes back to back. The sound is identical
:(
Where the fuck is the Spiderman/GoT-Crossover-memery?
>Hodor! Fix the fucking door!
We have the technology.
You guys think Littlefinger is lying about the Blackfish? I think so, but I don't see any reason why he would.
So instead of the White Walkers being some sort of beautiful and unknowable beings of cold, the antithesis of men, they're not just biological weapons made by the CoTF that went crazy?
>Jaime and Brianne both on their way to River run
>Both intercepted by the Brotherhood Without Banners
>Enter Lady Stoneheart
>Both swing for treason
Odds of this happening?
TIME TRAVEL KINO
>>69872446
Howland Reed better be in that Tower of Joy scene because he's the Only Living Witness to Ned's Promise.
>>69872558
he isn't. BF and the BWB will force Brienne to betray Jaime fulfilling the same function as Stoneheart.
>>69872715
except no
They can't just say HOLD THE DOOR is the reason why Hodor is a retard. It's the worst contrivance I have actually ever seen in a show or movie.
>>69872828
Idk, it makes a lot of sense though.
Maybe you're just overthinking it m8. You should calm down, it's just a show. Don't watch it if you don't like it, i'm sure the producers and the millions of others who watch it and will continue to do so won't mind.
>>69871068
Game of Thrones is pandering to a vocal minority of people after having received backlash due to Sansa's "rape" scene (in which she married a man knowing that the tradition of consummating the marriage would be upheld, making it consensual sex).
Men have been consistently seen as wronging women, with women never undeservingly wronging men and only occasionally wronging other women; this is seen in many examples. One primary example is in the case of the Iron Islands from Season 6, Episode 5, where Euron Greyjoy is named king after devaluing his female opposition with a slew of argumentum ad hominem attacks, displaying that the woman was wronged due to her gender and her gender alone, while her opposition (Euron) made a strictly illogical and irrational argument, showing him to be a fool incapable of what she was capable of.
There has also been a dramatic increase in the power of women in the series and the power of men has been greatly decreased. In Dorne, a woman claims authority after the male authority figure is assassinated (and his son as well). For Bran, his only protector is a strong and independent female, and he is clearly her inferior in every way except for importance to the plot, which is an arbitrary superiority. Jon Snow and the men of the night's watch clearly defer a lot of judgment to Sansa Stark, who claims to be the only one capable of uniting the people of the North against the Boltons; I suspect that it is no mistake that she is female. Brienne is displayed to likely be the most competent fighter on the show and defeated two of the most respected male figures, Stannis and the Hound, while her male squire is shown to be incapable of doing much of anything. Theon defers to his sister. The king defers to his mother. The queen is shown to be strong-willed and capable, while her brother is weak and gives in to torture.
It is clear that this pandering exists, and it is reasonable to be upset by the decline of quality it caused.
Past, Present and FutureKING IN THE NORTH
HALT DIE TÜR
HAL DI ÜR
HALDIR
>>69872250
>Bran ends up leading the Others
>>69872082
Did the catfish guy successfully kill Bradamante?
>>69872828
a contrivance is normally when something helps or hurts the characters. this is more a one-off incidental backstory flourish.
i want to make her oink
We Dark Tower now
>>69872715
BRAN CAN NOW WARG INTO MOUNTAIN AND THE HOUND AT THE SAME TIME
IT'S CONFIRMED GUYS
>>69872715
Having dragons and being immune to fire seems pretty irrelevant compared to someone who can fucking time travel.
>>69872943
Seconded. BEND YOUR KNEES FAGGOTS!
>>69872250
Can't see shit captain
HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Could Bran warg into this?
>>69872186
It's true>>69872205
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/69384384/#69384638
>>69873098
toppest kek
>>69872082
>be a large kid, a commoner but girls still like me because I'm a big guy
>I'm a stableboy but I can move up, I just have to work hard
>suddenly my mind is taken over by a specter from the future who looks like a skinny gay kid
>He commands me to "hold the door" but there is no door so instead it cooks my brain, the pain is beyond imagining
>What's left of my mind is barely functional, the Stark family uses me as slave to clean up shit for the next thirty years, forever alone can only say one word over and over
>Finally see that evil kid again, he's one of the Starks!
>The little brat is royalty and immediately starts giving me orders
>I want to kill him for ruining my life but he takes over my mind again and commands me to protect him instead
>Curse him, I was so close to vengeance but now I must protect the creature I hate most in the world!
>Stark uses me as a slave to carry him on my back and wipe his ass
>Sometimes he possess me and forces me to murder people
>Sometimes he commands me to pleasure him or Osha, the ways they use me is beyond imagination
>He rides me up north like a mule, to a crazy fucking cave in the ice
>He fucks up and gets us attacked by zombies
>My god he's going to leave me behind to hold this door
>He sacrificing me to save himself
>The zombies are stabbing and biting me, the pain dear god the pain, but I cant disobey his iron command HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
>The zombies are tearing me apart, at least I'll finally be free of this mind control nightmare
>Curse you Stark, curse you for all time you monster. I hope one day someone makes you pay for my ruined life
>You only have a thirty second head start, I can still see you in the fog, and these zombies are fast as lightning and they can track that mark
>They'll be on you right after this door drops and their tear you to fucking pieces, no one ever deserved it more
>Burn in hell!
>>69872082
COLD HANDS HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Seriously hope the Others exterminate human fucking shits, just look at all those retard characters in the show and tell me you don't want them gone.
>>69873104
that pistol has a stupid looking magazine
>All these people talking about god Bran
>No one talks about the new best character on the series
>>69873084
Bran could literally go to past and warg into the mad king's mind telling him to stop burning everything
>>69873084
if time travel could be used to solve problems don't you think Bloodraven would have fucking sorted everything out by now, he's had decades for God's sake.
>>69872685
Literally none.
>The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly “theifs of the highway” in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane’s former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the “Brotherhood”-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian’s character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane’s character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.
>>69873090
Thirded. Long live the King.
THE WAR WAS LOST
THE TREATY SIGNED
>>69873200
fuck off everything about the kingsmoot was awful especially this danish eurovision presenting cunt
>>69873200
>Wants to build the world's largest fleet to just give it away like a cuck
>>69873204
Bloodraven is Brann
He did all of that then came back into the past to train himself
>>69873237
I HELD THE DOOR
ACROSS THE LINE
>>69873179
There's no fucking Coldhands in the show fool. Just like there's no more Mance Rayder.
DABID HOLD THE DOOR
>>69873265
I HAVE A NAME
BUT NEVERMIND
>>69872943
BENJEN
THE NIGHT'S KING IS MY PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE
>>69873104
no but he could warg into this
>>69873202
>>69873204
>>69873263
Bran confirmed for evil and fucked everything up to begin with.
>>69873259
>Implying he won't find dragon horn and steal everything from Kelly C
>kingsmoot was fucking pathetic some dudes on some hill
>no Aeron, no Victarion, no Reader, no dragonhorn, no Farwynd, etc.
>Euron looks like shit, stupid speech
>kinslaying is no problem
>still no longships for the Ironborn
>finally show driftwood crown, but it is cheap as fuck too
>drowning ritual makes no sense (no CPR)
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>69872493
>but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2
What the fuck, why?
>>69873190
That's a clip faggit. You thought everything was a magazine because of seeing people get corrected. You thought you'd avoid this and look smart. Well you're the fool and you've been corrected.
>>69872493
killing the blackfish ofscreen is something D&D would actually do.
![Game of Thrones S03E02 Dark Wings Dark Words (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_02.05_[2016.05.06_17.50.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/beMVkxd.jpg "Game of Thrones S03E02 Dark Wings Dark Words (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 02.05 [2016.05.06 17.50.54]")
>>69873090
Have this in HD
>>69873323
because d&d can't into character development
>>69873200
"ooh they're fucked now!"
"right lads everyone start cutting down trees!"
10/10 villain
Defend this
>>69873277
>cold hands actually comes to save bran and jewboy
screencap this
>this general right now
>>69873343
thank you, ser!
Lady Sansa asked you a question!
Anyone else watching the Preacher tonight?
>>69873379
Euron's a faggot, Yara and Theon are the true leaders. Obviously plenty believe in them too
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_52.20_[2016.05.22_20.36.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y5DT6PC.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4 snapshot 52.20 [2016.05.22 20.36.20]")
>HURRRR DURR DURRRRRRRRRRR
What was the point of this scene? Who even was this fat nerd kid? Do we really need to see some retard having seizure while Hordor is protecting Bran?
>>69873379
There was literally 50x as many people riding away on those ships as Euron has with him.
Instead or riding away why didn't those people just kill all of Euron's supporters.
>>69873379
How come they didn't see this when they were drowning Euron?
![Max-Von-Sydow-e1341357538834-284x190[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPRdHdM.jpg "Max-Von-Sydow-e1341357538834-284x190[1]")
>>69873263
>and I will not warn myself not to warg without me and tip off the other version of me who is the Night King! Mwhahahahaha!
>And now to warg Petyr Baelish!
>>69873200
>let's go murder my family members then build me a gorillon ships
>FUCK YEAH UR DA BEST KING
>>69873369
>Bran sees Ironborn cutting down all the trees
>He travels to the past and activates the White Walkers in order to stop them
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_52.36_[2016.05.22_20.38.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LwtyePJ.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4 snapshot 52.36 [2016.05.22 20.38.20]")
>>69873442
fuck it was so bad I didn't even check if it was the right screenshot holy shit
>>69873090
I bent my knees a thousand years ago
![Game of Thrones S03E07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_45.47_[2016.05.08_03.36.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/TgiZph1.jpg "Game of Thrones S03E07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 45.47 [2016.05.08 03.36.00]")
>>69873404
Anything for a follower of the true king
>>69872685
I don't get why they would tease us with so much LSH premonition and don't get on with it. It would be so much more awesome if LSH came back.
>>69873259
>>69873200
>promised a fleet
>gets fleet stolen
>b-b-b-but i still promise you guys a fleet
>now demolish your homes for wood and go make one so i can murder my niece and nephew
>no horn
>didn't travel to valkyria
>admitted he's a kinslayer
>somehow the ironborns are good cool with it
kek
bad writing
post lists of most based/interesting characters, I will start:
1. Stannis
1.Darkstar
>>69873511
Looks like the fat kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory
>>69873200
going to get killed by khaleesi
>>69873379
>and also you have no cock, lol!
it never gets old
>>69873494
>COLD HANDS
>BEJEN APPARENTLY BRINGS BRAN TO THE WALL
>HAS LIVED BEYOND THE WALL
>HASN'T BEEN KILLED BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>PEOPLE THINK BENJEN ISN'T COLD HANDS
>>69873409
And my ansher ish that i thought she would be dead by now, you candied prune.
>>69873442
Can I just ask you something? Are you retarded?
>>69873511
>His smile and optimism - gone
>>69873549
>meme characters list
>>69873570
MUH BIG COK
>>69873563
>Implying Bran won't warg into drogon and eat her
Goddamit /got/, I legitimately cried during the Hodor scene at the end.
He was such a bro character.
>>69873423
>Yara
isn't she in Braavos?
>ironborn cheer for theon
>ironborn cheer for yara
>ironborn cheer for euron
kek
why haven't the ww killed all the wildlings before Jon saved the few that's left?
>>69873570
>Nailed it!
>>69873619
She's on her way there with Theon, a bunch of supporters, and basically the entire Iron Fleet
Why is she so perfect?
>Promise me, Loras!
>>69873549
1. Dunk
2. Euron/Daario
3. Victorian
4. The Knights King (Ser Arthur)
5. Stannis
>>69873594
but he is of the night
do people really pay for hbogo? that quality is so fucking awful
So where is Theon going with all those ships? To help Dany?
>>69873618
The fact that young Willas' life was taken away because of Bran's mind-warping and turned him into Hodor is awful.
>>69873653
>virgin
>MFW everyone but Branbros BTFO after finding out their favorite character is completely irrelevent
>>69873409
...soon
>>69873653
I'd promise her if you know what I mean
>>69873643
>>69873619
Wait no she's going to Volantis then to Slaver's Bay
>>69872923
>Euron Greyjoy is named king after devaluing his female opposition with a slew of argumentum ad hominem attacks, displaying that the woman was wronged due to her gender and her gender alone, while her opposition (Euron) made a strictly illogical and irrational argument, showing him to be a fool incapable of what she was capable of
He paid the iron price, that's all that matters
>>69873684
He's going to join Gendry
Does anyone have the season 1 screencap of /got/'s discussion of how everyone wants to suck Bran's little boypenis and the noises he would make?
I need it for comparative purposes.
>>69873705
arya used to be cute
>>69873200
One time I drank too much saltwater and I African-American'ed out.
>>69873461
this
>where are my niece and nephew? let's go kill them
what the fuck was that
>>69873698
He turned him into Hodor so that he could die for him in that moment
He stole Hodors free will
>>69873718
I don't
>>69873749
Yeah it should have been
>where are my niece and nephew? they will pay the iron price
that whole play was gold tho
>>69873644
Because she is Meera the Slayer
So the Night King using CIA's teleport powers pretty much proves they are working together, right?
>>69872923
>Brienne is displayed to likely be the most competent fighter on the show and defeated two of the most respected male figures, Stannis and the Hound
Both while being wounded, severely in Stannis case. She literally just finished him off.
>>69873644
>>69873835
Based Azor Meera
>>69873764
Wasn't is the moss woman who said Hold the Door, though?
It wasn't necessarily bran. But yeah, that shit was fucked up. Still cried like a bitch though.
>>69873830
(farts)
>>69873840
Stannis was not a great fighter anyway
Every episode worse than the previous one.
I dont know if they are legitimately terrible or its just that fucking 4chan has biased me but i used to be a fucking fan of the show but this season is really testing me.
mfw they kill Summer ie the only thing that made Bran interesting
>>69873876
*teleports behind you*
>>69873618
GOOD BYE SWEET PRINCE
>>69873548
fucking nothing in this show makes sense anymore
Literally everything about the Northern plot is idiotic.
Sansa turns down LF because she's pissed with him, instead of accepting his help, beating the Boltons and exposing him as Lysa Arryn's murderer.
The Vale Knights occupy Moat Cailen like it ain't no thing.
Sansa says she doesn't trust LF, then in the very next scene she acts on unverified information he gave her.
LF didn't know that the Boltons (who have a flayed man on their banner) were bad guys and feels bad about it.
The entire Vale army is controlled by some little shit who can't focus on anything except doing everything LF says.
Ramsay has a massive and loyal army in spite of the fact that the crown has turned against him, he murdered his father, step mother and brother, he is a psychotic and unlikeable cunt and the Northern lords still prefer him over any Stark and volunteer Rickon, heir to a ten thousand year dynasty, on a whim.
This is absolute rock fucking bottom I swear.
>>69873853
>Cried
it wasn't bad just really really cringy so you know it's from GRRM himself
but crying? Are you on your period?
>>69697602
>>69699710
>>69808854
HAHAHA REMEMBER THIS RETARD, /got/?
>>69873698
it's being set up in the Bran chapters in ADWD where Bran is guilty about warging Hodor so much. sorry brah. everyone thought he would fuck Meera or something, it's a bit disappointing.
>>69873639
fucking this. and seriously euron and yara pretty much promised them basically the same except the hilarious "im gunna marry dat dragun lady"-shit. yeah sure, the ironborn really look like people who fall for shit like this.
![Game of Thrones S01E03 Lord Snow (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_55.44_[2016.05.13_21.58.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/dnZMgtt.jpg "Game of Thrones S01E03 Lord Snow (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 55.44 [2016.05.13 21.58.18]")
>>69873742
She still is tho, but she was cuter
>>69873853
Bran damaged his brain. Meera just gave him his catchphrase
>>69873835
>Not Meera the Murderer
>Not Meera the Maimer
do you even alliteration
>>69873929
He was kind of right with that prediction though.
>>69873675
>>69873730
he was a big guy
RIP
CIA CAN TELEPORT AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE
BRAN CAN WARG AND TRAVEL THROUGH TIME
SPACE & TIME TRAVEL KINO
I hope we get some starship battles in GoT
>>69873925
Yeah I'm a sensitive guy, I cry when I watch a favorite character die when I find out he turned into a retard because of time travel shenanigans.
I teared up in Steins;Gate, I'll do it again.
so did bran warg into him in the past or present
>>69873970
for you
>I just talked to Jesus
>He said, "What up boyfu?"
>I said, "Shit I'm chilling
>Trying to stack these millions"
>I know he the most high
>But I am a close high
>Mi casa es su casa
>That's our costra nostra
>I am a God
What did he mean by this?
I think I figured it out.
This all happened becauseWeiss and Benioff saw the new Terminator movie (because you know, Kelly C stars in it), and Weiss started to sperg out about time travel like a spastic fuck. Just about they were leaving the cinema, Weiss remembered he left the card he shows the police when he gets lost in his seat, and told Benioff to hold the door open, but because he was having a sperg out, he stuttered through the whloe phrase. Cue idea crayons.
>>69873920
>the fact that the crown has turned against him
seriously, when/how did that happen? It completely slipped my mind.
>>69873644
I hate to declare the waifu wars over before the series concludes, but honestly there are no other competitors left since Mel was revealed to be a secret crone/incompetent and Sansa is in full plot device mode.
Why did GRRM do this to his fans?
>>69872957
Halt das Tor works slightly better
Someone HAS to make a montage of season 6 with every single cock joke one after another, ending with the actor checking for warts on his dick.
Title it: Season 6 explained.
>>69873830
That actress for Play Cersei looks more like the book version than Lena.
>>69873929
Why was this episode called "The Door" then?
>>69874004
>favorite character
>Character only says 1 word and has no will of his own nor conscious thought
either extreme self confidence issue or literally autistic
I GOT TWO WARTS ON ME DICK
>>69873963
>Meera the Mutated
>>69874081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
They weren't kidding.
>>69873920
I really hate how they nerfed Stannis on the show. I don't even like the character, but he and Jon were the prime movers of the Northern storyline in ADWD.
We won't even get Davos goes to White Harbor and laying the verbal smackdown on Freys.
>>69872250
Can you tell me what WW means?
I'm pretty new here.
>>69874050
Because he married Sansa. I was never clear myself if this was made official, but Cersei was searching the whole realm at the start of season 5 for Tyrion and Sansa. When Sansa showed up in the North I guess I just assumed because it was against the crown's wishes.
>>69873719
how is she going to go to Volantis when the High Sparrow has her prisoner, eh?
Miss us yet?
>>69873409
>>69873709
>Threatening an unarmed man with your Valyrian steel sword
Lady Brienne of Tarth everyone. A true hero.
You want the good logic, but you need the bad time travel.
>>69874143
Walter White
Is the e06 and e07 leak fake? i alrdy downloaded two files but they seem to be the ***update divx*** virus
>>69873136
> me on right
>tfw Ramsey has had Sansa spread on all fours
>tfw imagining myself fucking Sansa in the ass completely dry and using the blood as lube and then cumming on her little ginger pubes
>>69874143
Wun Wun
>>69874143
wonderwall
>>69874157
So... they rule Dorne. What's next?
>>69874143
white walker.
>>69874143
Wild Woman
>>69874154
That's Margeary you tard
BEST CHARACTERS RANK LIST
Not counting looks
>God tier
CIA
Euron
>Great tier
Qyburn
Meera
Jaimie
Davros
Bran
Yara
>Good tier
Bronn
High Sparrow
Jorah
Ja'quen (Quello che assomiglia a Cabras)
the spider
>Meh tier
Anyone else
>Bad tier
Arya
Brienne
Cersei
Kelly C
>Kill her pls tier
Sansa
>>69874091
>He didn't like Hodor
You must be fun at parties, anon.
That CIA scene was seriously one of the worst scenes in the entire season this far
>>69874088
HOLD
Preston
>>69873548
PAID THE IRON PRICE
>>69873200
>talks a bunch of shit
>thinks that strung Kelly C would put up with his shit and not murder him
>Yara and Theon literally steal all the ships when Euron is getting retard baptised
>Yara and Theon are literally going to beat Euron to Danny and offer her the alliance instead.
Euron's only been in two episodes and he's already been cucked more than dickless Theon
>>69874184
Daenerys obviously lands in Dorne
>>69874134
They've nerfed an entire region this year. The North just doesn't give a shit about the starks, their just rulers for the entirety of recorded history.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10284084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10284084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10284084
>>69874206
Hodor is fun but favorite character? fuck no
>>69874115
kek
>>69874149
well fuck. that doesn't make any fucking sense. fucking dabid. thanks though.
>>69874057
It's surprising she lived so long. She has one of the thinnest plot armour of all people.
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLDADOOR
HOLDADOOR
HOLDADOOR
HORDOOOR
HORDOOOR
HORDOOOR
HODOR
HODOR
my fucking sides. I can already see D&Ds fucking faces.
DAAABID!! DABID. WHAT IF HODOR IS BECAUSE MEREEN SCREAMED HOLD THE DOOR?
SANSA
SANCE
SANCER
CANCER
>>69873847
>I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallavant right over and give it to Danaerys Targarean. Along with my big cock.
What did he mean by this?
>>69873970
no on screen death = still alive
i believe
>>69874205
>>69874211
Who the fuck is CIA?
>>69874168
10/10
Is there any high-quality links for the leak?
Could a nice anon show me it please.
>>69874094
>Meera the Magnificent
>>69874156
Türkisch
HALT DIE TÜR
HAL DI ÜR
HALDÜR
>>69873277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0ib1NErqg
Watch the trailer
Benjen/Coldhands confirmed
>>69874184
Jesus. In the show the wardern of the North is Ramsey and the Snad Sneks rule Dorne. Just fuck my shit up family
>>69874265
He and Summer are going to join up with Stannis to help him take the Iron Throne.
>>69874276
GET OUT
GET OUTTTT
GOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
GoUT GOUT GOUT
>>69874276
Littlefinger.
The actor who did the for you scene in the plane in that terrible Batman movie
they killed another wolf, god damn. depressing af.
>>69874220
>Implying it's not part of his masterplan and not a ruse cruise
>>69874276
hello newfriend
>>69874306
Where??
>>69874276
you can literally spot the goose in the middle of it's migratory cycle in this post .
That's it guys
I'm going to jump out of my window like Tommen in episode 10
>>69873730
>>69873730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlduMlix9rM
>>69874174
I'm surprised D&D didn't have her get pregnant with Ramsay's child since they love doing edgy shit.
>>69874319
AND YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT IT WAS A NORTHERN CONSPIRACY.
FUCK YOU RETARDS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN DABID CANT WRITE?
>>69873681
no, hbogo is free if you have hbo already. hbonow is the paid service.
>>69874263
>tfw he'll gallavant you hard all night long
>>69874254
No chance. D and D pissed off the SJW's royal by raping Sansa - she's gonna get Winterfell by the end. That's why they are going to kill off Rickon: to clear a path for the boss ass bitch. It's shitty storytelling, but that's never put them off before.
>>69874219
when he said
>PAID THE IRON PRICE
I couldn't stop remembering all the iron price memes from here
>>69874276
I'M CIA
>Its a Bran literally fucks everything up in multiple time eras episode
>>69874276
get the fuck out redditcuck
>>69873644
I know she doesnt shave down there
>>69874205
>I don't rate Jon
HOL DA DOOR
>>69874345
Why not just embrace the Lord your God?
>>69874211
what, did the fact that none of the characters behaved remotely like in the books or like themselves in the show or in an internally consistent way bother you?
Just watched e5, Kevin Eldon showing what actual timing looks like in that play.
>>69874355
>implying that's not coming
if i was hodor i'd just smash bran's boypussy and then kill him for making me a mouthbreathing fucking retard
>>69874276
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69874296
Check out /r/freefolk's stream link thread.
>inb4 reddit
>>69873730
Must feel pretty bad to not measure up and have to have a CGI cock
>>69874372
that gives sansa plot armour, which she had anyway. I doubt Meera will play any role in winterfell
>>69874372
Why is it? Aside from you being an assmad Stannis faggot upset that Sansa will bring stability instead of him? She actually had a lot of character development, much more than say fucking Arya or even Bran. She's gone through a lot, learned how to scheme with CIA, was raped, etc, and now she's going to show her strength.
Can someone please explain to me what in the fuck just happened in the Iron Islands?
They lost a fleet but are excited to build a new one or something?
And they're all totally fine and cool that Euron murdered not only his liege lord and King but also his brother?
And there's some sort of big problem with Yara fucking off? I just don't understand mang
>>69874372
Sansa is going to end up Queen of the seven kingdoms and married to some johnny come lately. screencap this.
>>69874263
What a cute, hope we get a nude scene.
>>69874401
He's in meh
>>69874425
I think the play was the most enjoyable scene, i'm serious
>>69874410
>Bran is going to become a god while everyone else is squabbling over becoming just a king
Based.
>>69872957
sostén la puerta
sos la puert
solapure
HODOR
>>69874447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlduMlix9rM
Is Hodor kill?
>I feel the Winds of Winter as they lick across the land
D&D LITERALLY beyond parody at this point.
>>69874257
You thing GRRM will go the same route?
>Based Night's King, the last uncucked white male on the show, walks through fire like it's nothing
Muh dragons confirmed BTFO
>>69874459
Ironborn are fucking retarded sea niggers. Balon was a stupid asshole anyway, no one is good from there except Theon and even he realized that staying with them was the wrong choice.
>>69874419
Yeah I guess you could say I had a bit of an issue with it
>>69874459
They cucked the Ironborn so hard it makes Dorne look like Shakespeare.
>>69874336
1:19ish, saving Brand and Frog
>>69874459
it's all fan fiction to line up with the books. in the books victarion is sent with the ships by euron. they just wanted to add some DRAMA I guess. Also kind of hilarious that the damphair is going right along with everything when in the books he ends up murdered for his opposition to euron.
>>69874495
fuck off the play was BASED
>>69874435
>>69874355
she implied he did her up the ass most of the time, I think that's all we'll ever hear about it.
>>69874457
>learned how to scheme with CIA
when did that happen? Before she got to winterfell? Because it didn't she only showed up in a new dress, that's all she did
>>69874506
>Night's King immune to fire
Confirmed for Azor Ahai?
>Cogman butthurt as fuck over leak
KEK
>>69874474
Same here. To the everyday person, it DOES look like Ned attempted a power play to overthrow Joffrey. That's why history is determined by the winners.
>>69874490
His cock is CGI
>>69874506
>implying it won't be revealed that NK was a magical black lesbian 8000 years ago
>>69873397
how long until we get a new version of this with the new play
I fucking swear I saw a post on /tv/ from 2 years ago where an anon jokingly came up with a theory on how the name "Hodor" came from someone screaming at him to "hold the door" while Bran warged him in the past. I hope I can find it in the archive. If someone knows what I'm talking about, there must be a guy here who is autistic enough to have read every single /got/ general.
>>69873730
>Hodor had his life taken from his just to hold that one door
>He could have been smashing pussy left and right with his massive cock
>He could have got fit and been one of the greatest warriors of the land
F
>>69874540
who?
>>69872943
This episode made me go like "holy shit the genes hit hard, very fucking hard".
>>69874493
Yes he is.
>>69874459
So everyone is fine with Euron admiting to kinslaying?
>*fart* jokes
>cock jokes
Emmy Award Winners for Best Writing D.B Weiss and David Benioff everyone.
>>69874519
go back to /bbg/
TELL ME ABOUT KINVARA. WHY IS SHE SO QT?
Who's Godfuckingdamnit? Is he a new character?
>>69874506
>uncucked
>>69874556
We literally see him getting turned into a WW.
This guy was the best character in all seasons
Do we even know if he is dead?
![Game of Thrones S02E03 What Is Dead May Never Die (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_06.36_[2016.05.05_22.41.53].png](https://i.imgur.com/DC5uZIr.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E03 What Is Dead May Never Die (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 06.36 [2016.05.05 22.41.53]")
>>69874492
l-lewd
What are the chances Hodor re-appears as a Wight next season?
>>69874337
don't you mean its migratory cycle, you illiterate fuck
>>69874184
Nothing. Even D&D realised how godawful show Dorne is so they threw the storyline under the carpet.
>>69874540
Reminder that Cogman eps used to be the silver lining of the show until S5 and Sneks happened.
>>69874539
probably going to die in some corny way - like jon pulling out the obsidian dagger from his chest during the final battle.
>>69874530
>he ends up murdered
wow let's not get ahead of ourselves here, damphair is alive senpai
>>69874521
>>69874518
WHY DOES NOBODY SET GUARDS ON ANYTHING IN THIS SHOW?
WHY DO PEOPLE ROUTINELY BURN/STEAL/MAKE OFF WITH/ESCAPE/EMANCIPATE EXTREMELY VALUABLE ITEMS UP TO AND INCLUDING ENTIRE FLEETS, CAMP SUPPLIES, LORDS' LIVES AND PRISONERS?
SERIOUSLY HAS NOBODY IN SHOW WESTEROS FIGURED OUT HOW TO GUARD A FUCKING ASSET ? THE ANCIENT GREEKS HAD THIS SHIT DOWN PAT AND YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE WITH EQUIVALENT TECH TO MEDIEVIL EUROPE DONT?
>>69874457
>Development
If by development you mean makes the same stupid fucking mistakes for six straight seasons then yes, she's really changed.
No smart character marries into her enemies for some half baked, idiotic revenge scheme. And no well developed character jumps from being unable to cross a cold river to becoming some great political player in one fucking episode.
She will round up the northern lords because the plot has room for her to do shit this season, not because of any actual character development.
>>69874582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlduMlix9rM
Anyone know exactly how many cock and fart jokes have been made so far this season so far?
why are people saying hodor is ded?
>>69874569
GOT director
>>69873136
Hold the Door
HoldDor
Hodor
hmmm
>>69874586
He kills Thoros of Myr and Berric Dondarrion in either episode 8 or 9. He's alive.
>>69874566
F. Hopefully God Emperor Bran remembers him in his empire of night.
>>69874573
Ironborn don't give a fuck about kinslaying
>>69874530
Damphair is still alive so far, he has a Winds chapter. He's going to be Euron's torture fucktoy for a few chapters then probably die.
>>69874540
>those cucks saying they refuse to watch until it airs
oh god
>>69874585
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
SO BLACK LESBIANS CAN'T BE WHITE MEN? WOW
>>69874617
Reminder that this season the rulers of three of the seven kingdoms got shanked like it was nothing.
>>69874459
they left the keys in their fleet and Theon and Yara ran off with their 20 good ships.
we leave the first Storm and the Last promising that he will have his revenge via some truly sinister logging and carpentry.
>ДPЪЖ BPATATA
>ДPЪЖ BPAT
>ДPЪЖBPA
>HODOR
>>69874617
To be fair property rights in Medieval Europe were a clusterfuck too, especially when it comes to different noble allegiances and entitlements.
>>69872828
Fuck off you preteen edgelord. It was an amazing twist.
>>69874577
Fucking this.
There's the moment where this crosses the line from "hack writing" to "what the fuck are they doing?".
>>69873461
This, i wonder if they check their writing or just go with the first shit they come up, any person would have noticed this shit.
so, how will the non speaking english audience react to this end?
>>69874617
>WHY DOES NOBODY SET GUARDS ON ANYTHING IN THIS SHOW?
Because the Lord did not compel them to. Bran works in mysterious ways.
>>69874639
he's holding the door, implied death scene etc.
either show him die or make it clear he escapes, now we have to deal with retarded HO DA DOOR theories until the end of times.
>>69874681
>HAKUNAMATATA
>>69874681
BLYATOR
>>69874639
They started to rip him apart, pretty obvious he's done for
>>69874580
TELL ME ABOUT HER EYEBROWS
>>69874693
BRAVO GRRM
>>69874693
just as confused as we are
>that corny music trying to make us feel sad for Hodor and forget how hilariously bad the entire sequence is
>>69874530
That drowning scene looked absolutely retarded. Do they do that in the books too? Has anyone died during the ceremony?
>>69874693
Nobody will blink an eye if Young Hodor is the only character to speak American.
>>69874685
Property rights, yes. The security of property, particularly valuable assets, information or persons? Absolutely no. It was basically like modern day, everything valuable was under lock and key with several buffer zones. Tower of London tour guide told me so family
>>69874681
mid or feed cyka
>>69874582
Not the nightking
>>69874536
He raped vaginally as well as anally. There's no way Ramsay wouldn't want to violate Sansa's pussy in his sadistic games. He needs to have an heir with Sansa.
>>69874609
>>69874656
Yeah, he's only disappeared and suspected dead. My mistake. Still totally opposite of what we see him doing on the show.
>>69874276
back to /reddit/ you go
>>69874693
It would basically be
>shitskin language
>shitskinlanguage
>shitskiuage
>shitsuage
>shiuage
>suage
>HODOR
>>69874540
Good. Bryan Cogman is a fucking faggot and cannot handle criticism.
>>69874746
Most people pussy out and just get some water splashed on them. Only the hardcore fanatics really get drowned and need CPR and shit.
>>69874746
Yes, they are drowned and brought back to life. Kinda cool actually.
>>69874724
what did I miss, I thought Hodor was sitting under a tree with Bran doing absolutely nothing.
>>69874652
good
>>69872712
There was a post from 2009 on the westeros forums where someone figured it meant HOLD THE DOOR too, someone linked it before but I can't find it now
>>69874586
He looks fat as fuck in that pic.
>>69874781
but english is a shitskin language
Fascism is at it again.
Mr. Ran makes himself very popular, to say the least, among book fans. Kind of weird, standing as the voice of the bookfags and being their leader and hero, yet then you whore yourself for HBO and enact fascism like it comes out of fashion.
FUCK YOU RAN, also known as ELIO GARCIA.
>No edits of Tormund and Briene
I FUCKEDBEARS
>>69873228
What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?
You have ten seconds to prove that Bran has not been watching over you, pulling the strings behind every major event in your life from the Weirwoodnet. Protip:you can't
>>69874821
Fair point.
>>69874822
Someone post the entire S6 spoilers for these cucks
why the fuck did Bran and the 3ER warg back to that scene in Winterfell after noticing that BRan had been marked by the Night King? Seems like that was the last fucking thing either of them should have been doing in that situation.
>>69874746
in the books they are all given CPR, it's like the point of the ritual.
>LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE PERSON DISCUSSING THE FACT THERE USED TO BE NO SNOW/ICE/LANDS OF ALWAYS WINTER BEFORE THE CHILDREN MADE THE WHITE WALKERS
>>69874693
>MANTEN LA PUERTA
>MANTEL PUERTA
>MANUERTA
>HODOR
>>69874821
English is Literally the only non-shitskin language though.
So who are D&D gonna choose to rape Ramsay as "payback"?
Reminder that Bloodraven took Bran to see old Winterfell to show him an important piece of information that wasn't show to us, and Wyllis/Hodor was just an inevitable casualty. He didn't die in vain.
>>69874822
>some people watched it 24 hours early
Big fucking deal
>>69874822
Why would someone be so happy to sit through shitty america tv ads when you can watch the whole episode without them
does HBO have ads?
>>69874824
Holy shit what a bunch of faggots. Even reddit allows it with proper spoiler tags.
>>69874824
>fascism
If I tell you to get out of my house because you're talking about leaks, is that fascism?
>>69874866
We kinda knew that.
>>69874902
No idiot.
>>69874866
Because that is obvious.
WWs made the 10 year long season system.
>>69874770
you don't understand. rape IS NOT about sex. it is about power. therefore you can't get pregnant from it because that would imply it has been an evolutionary strategy in the past and is therefore "natural". SANSA IS NOT PREGNANT.
>>69874911
YOU LYING LITTLE SHIT LITERALLY 0 PEOPLE KNEW THAT
>>69874902
no, that's the whole point of hbo and other premium channels
>>69874839
He is British
>>69874787
Cogman's the reason Dorne in the show exists and is the reason it was shit. He's literally a Dornefaggot that used his own fanfiction for the show and talked D&D into putting it in the show(they wanted to omit it completely)
Fuck blaming D&D, COGMAN IS THE REAL FAGGOT HERE GUYS
>>69874693
HALT DIE TÜR
HAL DIETÜR
HALDÜR
>>69873200
Second worst part of the season, after the sandsneks
>>69874887
Several African countries and virtually the entire Indian subcontinent speaks English as a first language.
>>69874933
I did.
>>69874839
Nothing. He had one slightly crooked babby toof, but it got better.
>I have an army camped at Moat Cailin.
So the unconquerable castle that defends the whole north was conquered off screen?
>>69874918
oh i didnt know because im not a retarded fat obese american
8000 BC - 300 AC
Press F to pay respects
>>69874971
Because we made them.
>>69874802
I dont think you are in the right season
>>69874905
If your house is a public place, like a market..or as the romans called it, a "Forum", then it is fascism to oppress me because of my views.
>>69874952
This. D&D have spent most of this season cleaning up the mess that was last season and say what you say but at least stuff happens now.
Bran is the most foolish character in this show goddamn way to fuck it all up
>>69874982
Just like Brienne and Pod just rode around it in a couple of days, implying that it's strategically useless as well because an army could just ride around it.
>>69874978
I didn't know Bran's actor's name was Amanda Edwards.
>>69874887
>norwegian, polish, czech, russian, slovak, ukrainian, belarusian, lithuanian, latvian, estonian, finnish, hungarian, slovenian, serbian, croatian, bulgarian, greek, italian, spanish
>>69874982
He auto resolved the siege, like in M&B
Who's this CIA guy?
>>69875006
Doesn't make them non-shitskin.
>>69874978
this kid looks like some puerto rican girl that use to masturbate with me on skype
>>69874982
there probably wasn't very much of a garrison left. The Bolton forces are greatly diminished.
>>69875029
>slavs
>white
THIS EPISODE CONFIRMS THE LEAKS ARE TRUE
>>69874851
w8 all the episodes have been spoiled already?
link?
>>69874220
Euron is a dumb cuck. Not that I blame him, he lost his mind at sea long ago. I don't think he even cares anymore, dude is delusional as hell. He's insane in the schizophrenic way, not so much the sadistic Ramsay way.
>>69875012
An internet forum is not a public place.
>>69875052
Stop your incessant bragging
>No man is accursed as a kinslayer
>Yeah m8 I killed Balon my brother
>Yeah m8 I killed Roose my father
>>69874952
He is also responsible for Asha vs Dogs, and putting Sansa in Winterfell.
>>69875006
Pic related
>>69875029
Exactly. Why are you naming more shitskin laguages?
new thread where
>>69875002
i want to fuck them bad
if they was going to sacrifice me i would atleast ask for a blow job before hand or if they could back up their pussy on my dick while im tied up
>>69874887
english is a shitskin language, used to be white, not anymore
every single european language is whiter than english
>>69875074
post leaks again
>>69875074
So Cersei's kill after all this time?
>>69874903
funny thing: I used spoiler tags and didnt comment on the leaks at all, just said I thought it was a weird fanfic episode, didn't give any details. Plus it was in a spoiler forum specifically dedicated to discuss it.
Little cunt also removed half my personal messages I have with other people. Hate the little shit for playing grrms right hand while being HBO's sworn shield and bukakke collector
>>69875074
>He goes so far as to make a whole death list
>No Hodor , TER or Summer on it
>>69875056
>The Bolton forces are greatly diminished.
No they aren't.
>>69875020
it was fucking weird, how did he even warg into that scene without some guidance w/r/t where the fuck he was. how did he think it'd be a good idea to walk in the midst of an entire army of magical creatures. i imagine this will have a longer wind up in the books that answer these questions, but in their rush to get through the plot points these things are being resolved in a way that provides none of the context that makes resolutions satisfying.
>>69875040
Petyr "Littflinger" Baelish. Aidan Gilllen plays him, and he also played the CIA agent that tells Bane he's a big guy in The Dark Knight Rises. The entire scene became the biggest meme on this board since the silent era.
>>69874693
TENIR LA PORTE
TENILORTE
TENIORTE
HODOR
really feels this will alienate a large chunk of the viewers, how much % of them are non usa/british
>>69875095
u mad uggo?
>>69874655
Vicatrion didn't kill Euron when he got cucked because it would've been kinsalying
>>69875002
Are we sure there are no more Cotf left?
>>69875056
Bolton's know the Lannisters want to kill them for marrying Sansa to Ramsay yet, they leave Moat Cailin undefended the castle that is near impossible to take? Smells more like shit writing again Tbh.
>>69874693
In the italian adaption hodor is called "chiuta", hold the door = chiudi la porta, wich becomes chiuta. GRMM had this from the beginning.
>>69874954
Hodor's turkish cousin, Haldür.
>>69875152
A little.
>>69875144
TIENS LA PORTE
>>69875074
You mean the leaks someone made of the episode that leaked? What do you even mean nigger what leaks?
>>69875051
It makes the language non-shitskin
>>69875112
>German
>Whiter than english
Yeah alright m8. Also whats the language we're speaking now faggot?
>>69875128
Disgusting tbqh.
>>69874896
It was one of the Stark children being sent off to the Vale, who was it?
>>69875112
>every single european language is whiter than english
Apart from French, Africans are shittier-skinned than Indians
So we can all agree that the Children of the Forest are a metaphor for idealistic naive hippies, right?
>>69875179
>Also whats the language we're speaking now faggot?
a shitskin language
>>69875179
>It makes the language non-shitskin
This isn't how it works tho
Why must D&D butcher the ironborn storyline?
>>69874971
Indian subcontinent does not speak English as first language. But they do use it a lot.
>>69873548
Seriously his characters rise to power is fucking retarded.
>>69875178
He means the leaks that were posted on the 11th and spoiled the whole season.
>>69875210
yes, and the white walkers are liberal progressives.
>>69875210
and who are the jews?
this thread's already hit the bump limit holy shit someone make a new one
>>69875210
You'd think so, huh
But since time travel and shit is introduced, they might as well be agents from the future who try to warn westeros of dragons or some shit.
>>69875186
Tony
>>69875205
>Africans are shittier-skinned than Indians
indians are as dark as west africans pham
north africans are aryan gods compared to indians though
>Maybe 2 dozen guys at the Kingsmoot
>Entire Iron Fleet is empty and undefended
>>69875264
make me
>>69875144
>>69875177
They'll just retcon Hodor's name in the dub.
>Preston was fucking right AGAIN
Reddit on SUICIDE WATCH
Westeros on SUICIDE WATCH
Everybody except /got/ on SUICIDE WATCH
>>69875178
Someone leaked spoilers for the seaonsJON BECOMES KINGOFDANORF
>>69874143
widows wail
>>69875176
i know because you replied
>>69874010
Someone should shop bran in there
>>69875131
hodor ter and summer were predicted to die on ww raid
>>69875274
i double dare you
>>69874982
I thought LF would come through white harbour. But if he is coming through Moat Cailin maybe he made a deal with Ramsay and coming to help him?
>>69875144
2%
And among those 2% 90% watch it, like the fucking snobs we are, in english. Since translations suck and we want the original
>>69875219
It's the most aryan language and you know it.
Anyone watching the ep tonight?
>>69875186
Ned. He squired or whatever in the Vale as a kid, we already knew that though. That's just a hint though to tell us exactly when the scene took place. Whatever Bloodraven wanted Bran to see there, we don't know.and he didn't take them there just for the Wyllis/Hodor thing, that would be so fucking stupid if it was for that, even for D&D
>>69875294
And I'm gonna keep replying until you post pictures of Puerto Rican Girl-Bran.
>>69875179
>>69875112
>>69874887
>>69874821
youare arguing over the most retarded shit
>>69875246
Which are what leaks?
>>69874655
Show Ironborn don't, evidently. Book Ironborn do.
It's annoying. The first time I read the books I couldn't manage to give a single fuck about these sea-Klingons. On a second read-through they're good fucking fun and the simplifications of the adaptation are pretty disappointing.
>>69875317
A good part of English comes from non-Aryan sources even at the most basic level.
>>69875272
>indians are as dark as west africans pham
Bullshit, in general they're far lighter skinned than any Sub-Saharan group
So will Brienne finnaly fucking die ?
>>69875373
NOBODY on the show cares about kinslaying. Nobody cares about Jaime killing a cousin, or Ramsay killing Roose, or anything else.
anyone have a link to the leaks?
>>69875288
The North already has a King. And I heard from a very reliable Web MD article that his genitals may still work.
>>69875407
No. Only men can die now.
>>69875397
There are like a billion plus Indians, they come at literally every hue.
>>69875407
no she barely gets away from riverun
>>69875376
Fuck are you talking about?
>Dany calling Jorah an Andal
wew lad filthy eastern savages may not know the difference between an Andal and a First Men but you should if you want to be Queen of Westeros
K+L = R?
>>69875441
www.meatspin.com
here u go mate
>>69874693
PIDÄ OVI
PIÄ VI
PIÄI
HODOR
>>69874257
it would have been gurm that wrote this
meera not mereen
end your life
>>69875453
Yeah, no shit, I'm talking in general here.
Can anyone make a thread already?
>>69875397
you obviously haven't seen south indians
east africans and australian aboriginals are the niggest but south indians are on par with the west africans
>>69875446
I guess Osha didn't get your memo
>>69875407
She will NEVER EVER EVER die.
>>69875445
nope its jon, nice effort tho
>>69875474
>implying the show writers know the difference
I bet these hacks really think Renly was legitimate.
>>69875463
None of you are talking any sense. You are all shit posting..some of the worst shit posting i've seen
>>69875482
I don't understand. Whose dicks are those?
>>69874853
because 3ER needed Bran to create Hodor so Bran could escape
fuck man pay attention
>>69875407
>implying she won't become queen due to her plot armor preventing her even having a natural death
Anyone got link the to the leak? pls share.
>>69875173
Che cazzo dici
>>69875474
Too bad she knows nothing about Westeros, oh well I'm sure she will be a perfect Queen for it. Just like how her reign of Meereen has been going by swimmingly
>>69875463
English has a lot of Celtic and Latin influences, which are not Nordic/Germanic.
>>69874693
ΚΡΑΤΑ ΤΗΝ ΠΟΡΤΑ
ΚΡΑΤΑ ΠΟΡΤΑ
ΚΡΑΠΟΡΤΑ
ΚΡΑΡΤΑ
ΧΟΝΤΟΡ
>>69874954
>>69875174
fuck this was way funnier than it shoulda been, now i want to see fanart of Haldür, the kebab hodor
>>69875528
What? thats a link to game of thrones season 6 episode 5
if that didnt work try this
www.lemonparty.org
Nobody's making a new thread should we just move here?
>>69874844
>>69874844
>>69874844
>>69874844
>>69874844
>>69875474
Is Mormont a First Men clan, though? Not all of those who live in the North are of the First Men, you know. The Manderlys are from the south, almost definitely Andal in origin, but are still very northern. On the other hand, the Arryns are likely of the First Men, as their Bloody Gate was key in their defense against the Andal invasion.
>Volantis to Meereen is a now trip that can be taken inside a single episode?
Seriously? Again, forget the books, remember how long it took Tyrion and Jorah ON THE SHOW
>>69875506
Jon is not even eligible to be King. Plus, everyone knows Bran is alive. It shouldn't even be a question.
>>69875474
Yeah because D&D knows the difference between andal and first men
>>69875184
Thanks.
I don't even post that much, but I do like to write personal messages on the board, discussing it with other hardcore bookfags, which i now cant thanks to angry Ranazi
>>69875596
no. kill yourself
>So, I shuppose Harrenhal ish off the tahble?
What did he mean by this exactly?
>>69875107
Norway is white!
>>69875605
....What?
>>69875594
Is that the High Sparrow and his friends? I need context for these pictures. Also blue waffle and tub girl
>>69875633
Go shove a fedora up your ass you filthy nigger
>>69875474
The difference between Andals and First Men is a social construct, shitlord
>>69875597
The Mormonts live almost as far north as the Wall. They're First Men as fuck.
>>69875496
Indians start fairly white in the North and gradually goes darker as approaching the equator. Same thing happens to East asians as well. You cant live that close to equator for long time without some melanin
>>69873618
Got teary eyed during that scene... fuck man. Why'd they have to take one of the nicest characters on the show? Should have been cowleesi holding that door. At least then it would have been impregnable.
Honestly, what the fuck was the point of this? why was this needed?
>>69875596
No piss off cuck
>>69874930
rape is a reproductive strategy for losers like you who cannot seduce women
>YFW Bran changes the whole continent history on the series finale ensuring the books canon is what happens, so books are actually a sequel of the series
>>69875761
something to talk about
shock factor
new thread
>>69875811
>>69875811
>>69875811
>>69875761
Game of Thrones is now dickcore.
>>69875800
>that /got/ theory about him whispering to the mad king sending him mad will be correct
>all the dumb shit Catelyn does after having weird dreams will also be Bran
>the 'Brandon the Builder' who built the wall will be Bran the younger who warged into him for his whole life
>>69875761
Is this penis' length standard? I didn't see many penises in my life and I was afraid it was too small
I have the same size as this
>Littlefinger hype instantly crushed because Sansa is a strong independent noblewoman who don't need no army
>"I order you to find the cure :(((((((((((SOSAD" Jesus Christ that was painful
>Based Varys being btfo
>It's a no Jaime episode
>The epic kingsmoot from the books is now 10 faggots arguing on a hill
>Nobody gives a fuck about Euron openly admitting he's a kin- and a kingslayer, two of the worst crimes throughout Westeros
>"AYYYY I HAVEN'T DROWNED EVEN THOUGH DANKHAIR DIDN'T BRING ME BACK, TIME TO KILL SOME MORE FAMILY MEMEBERS"
>Touching roots will instantly take you to the Night King himself, this nigga gon touch your skinny ass and now your hiding place isn't worth shit for some reason
>D&D destroying any and all mystery surrounding the wws by showing their crappy cgi faces as much as possible and even showing the origin
>The raven/rootsguy being incompetent as fuck
>I'm supposed to feel bad for a literally who child of the forrest who goes ISIS on some world war Z bullshit skelingtons that LITERALLY were rattling because of the fire
>HOLD THE DOOR
>HOLDADOH
>HODOR
>Brann timetravelwargcucking someone into retardation
>My fucking face when
This definitely was the worst episode of this the season but was it the worst episode in GoT history? Or am I being blinded by my rage?But hey at least we got 2 more qts and fucking Hodor is finally dead
>>69875834
It could have been at least a decent dick
That was ugly one
>>69875878
is this hodors actual penis
that MUST be a semi..so he had to get a semi for this scene?
>>69875898
all my friends growing up had weird maggot looking dicks
no homo
>>69873200
Where is his crow's eye and/or eyepatch
>>69874693
>people actually watch dubs
As a Spanish speaker, you all fucking disgust me.
>>69875186
Ned
>>69876342
this reached maximum normie shit levels, do you think the people watch this would learn a new language or dare to read while shutting your brain
>>69875407
kill yourself you triggered neet. brienne is based
>>69874845
I masturbate 5 times a day. Bran, please stop
>>69875107
kill yourself with your rèddit memes nigger
>>69873097
It's the mark of the Night King's hand.
>>69875002
if they created the white walkers, why can't they just kill them???
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