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First for stannis
Preston! Preston! PRESTON!
PRESTON KING!
Congratulations, you brought down the Wall, now what's the next step in your master plan?
Promise me, ned
Next episode is going to be SO good!
Based D&D!
nth for Quentyn is alive
>>69806850
Well done, your loyalty and faith will be rewarded upon his return. Keep the faith brother, Stannis will return in episode 7 stronger than ever!
That's cia, right?
What are D&D so good at writing show scripts?
They're great at executing the scenes too.
>>69806905
"Y-You're going to do WHAT with that finger?"
>>69806887
>not saying Stannis will rise again harder and stronger
Why wasnt Joffrey punished when he executed Ned? all he got was banter from his grand dad, and everything went well for the Lannisters after Ned's death
>>69806826
>omg I wanna take Winterfell and kill Ramsay so badly
>here, have some free 40,000 men
>umm, noo, I don't like you anymore...
>>69806933
You don't understand how the whole King thing works do you?
>>69806933
Wow... Sean Bean is pretty ugly...
>Promise me, Ned
>>69806866
becoming king with no survivors
>>69806933
Because this is the middle ages and Joffry was king so he was untouchable. He was using girls for target pratice and no one said anything either
>>69806933
>everything went well for the Lannisters
>Tywin dead
>Joffrey dead
>Tyrion in exile
>Cersei shamed
>Jaime mutilated
>Kevan dead
>Willem dead
>Stafford dead
>Lancel nearly died and turned to fundamentalist
>Myrcella dead
>Tommen soon to be dead
>>69806969
>*wink*
WHAT A WHORE
pls, someone repost the spoilers
>>69806989
>implying there's anything wrong with a woman being outwardly sexual
t. puritan
i have decided this theory is accurate but salsa will offer CIA sex instead of marriage. if she really does reject help from the vale this sunday, i think it's possible.
>>69806980
>middle ages
uh, retard much? I learned about medieval times in school and I'm sure there were no dragons and magic. Fucking dumbass Americans.
I'm a Redditor and I absolutely love this show!
>>69806989
>mfw I know where this pic is from
>>69807012
uh shit the show is gay now. /got/ is dead on /tv/ everyone pack it up
>>69807002
Giantsbane?
>>69806905
sophie likes aidan.
>>69807007
Shut your uneducated ass up. There were dragons.
>>69806926
Because GRRM wrote the perfect SJW normie shit series for them to steal from
>>69807091
She's a big girl.
To enjoy the whole Sparrow subplot I need to turn my brain off, right?
>>69807130
No you need to turn you brain up. The high sparrows are the patrician faction of GOT, only the most sophisticated of us know their intentions and root for their victory.
>>69807007
>believing your maester
>>69807130
whole show*
>>69807091
why are there so many manlets on this show. it honestly disgusts me
why does he talk with a horse voice
>>69807207
Sophie is 6'3, she makes almost everyone look short
>>69807002
>part 1:Sansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod is sent to the Riverlands to try and get the help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn't know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont. She support them, but have very few men to spare as well. During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis' old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Not sure what happens next. No mention of Stannis as far as I'm concerned. The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly "theifs of the highway" in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane's former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the "Brotherhood"-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian's character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane's character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins. Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this for some reason and Jaquen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos it seems. Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Euron does little this season.[\spoiler]
>>69807277
Is this shooped?
>>69807302
no those two girls are just really fucking tall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suttG1NrCqU
WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT
>>69807280
>part 2:Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something", whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf or some other Child of the Forest about it, and they explain that they basicly created the Others to "protect something", but the Others have turned against them or something. Bran also has a vision of the Night's King and his leutenants (from trailer), and Night's King senses this (grabbing Bran's arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Not sure what happens to the Children or the Three Eyed Raven, but a battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera is barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the "door", so they can escape it seems. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark apparently and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don't hear. [\spoiler]
>>69807277
that bottle of champagne is 1/4 of Kit's height
>>69807277
Never talk to us or our son again.
>>69807315
ANNNNNE ARRRRYHAWWWWWWWWWWWWL... AYE SHAPPPPPPPOSHHHHHEEEEEEEEE... DASHHHH AWWWFFFF DAH TAYBULLLL ASHHH WHELLLLLLL?
>>69807322
>part 3:There will be no Clegane-bowl this season. Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella. Not sure what happens to Loras or Margery, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Quyburn kills Pycelle at least (sends his "Birds"). In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie's camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with "strangling" him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie's tent. He doesn't like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn't believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle. Not sure what happens to Brienne.
>>69806887
How can one man be so kingly?
>>69807207
CIA is king of manlets.
>>69807277
Gwendoline Christie would make a great Samus for the Metroid movie.
>>69807280
>>69807354
>>69807322
gods work
>>69807280
wheres part two?
>>69807322
>and they explain that they basicly created the Others to "protect something"
Is it happeding?
https://endgameofthrones.com/about/
>>69807391
You actually believe all of that?
>>69807421
I would except that it completely ignores dorn
>>69807421
The spoilers have been dead on correct every fucking week, why would we not?
>>69807402
>https://endgameofthrones.com/about/
the fuck is this shit
>>69807480
Either Schizophrenia or madman genius
>>69806826
>What do you want, CIA?
>Everything.
>>69807451
not last week. fuck off
>>69807451
That is a lot to happen in 1 epsiode of GOT. Obviously fake.
>>69807595
It's covering the whole season mate.
Some other spoilers about Bastardbowl from a guy who seems legit and claims to work on the show:
Smalljon dies during the battle (I think, killed by Tormund), not on the walls at the siege of Winterfell. The siege doesn't last very long at all seeing as they storm the castle pretty much immediately after the battle is decided. The Umbers and Karstarks are on the Bolton side in the battle, end of. Whether the Umbers are an unwilling combatant against the Starks (out of some sort of blackmail or something) remains to be seen. But there is no switching sides in the battle. I know a lot of you will be disappointed, seeing as Umbers are supposed to be Stark Loyals, but they ain't. And yes, the Vale come in deus ex machina style. To the best of my knowledge Littlefinger survives this season. He's certainly around in episode 9, and episode 10 seems to have a lot going on in Kings Landing rather than the north. He shows up with the Vale and Sansa. They are together.
>>69807595
it covers the rest of the season lmao. if even some of that comes true next ep, you'll know it's legit.
>>69807595
And where this source from?
>>69807395
check the first reply to part 1.
>>69807447
there's no more dorne for the rest of the season.
Why havent we made a list of legitimate sources for spoilers yet
>>69807668
the guy who wrote this spoiled osha's death and dany's scene and jon/sansa reunion and a bunch of other shit before the episodes aired. he's for real. look at the dates.
post tyrion memes
spoiler from a spainfag here
we've seen the cast in our small town, theyre with a woman and a guy I havent seen on the show yet, fucking protected by heavy security too, always with a fucking umbrella to hide their faces.
probably Jon's mum?
>>69807280
> Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys
OH FUCK NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY DANY'S SHIPS ARE BURNED. BECAUSE GURL UNION POWER, GREYJOY SHIPS WILL ESCORT THEM TO WESTEROS
K E K
E
K
>>69807854
I can't wait for Tyrion to make cock jokes about Theon. TWO COCKLESS MEN AND A WITTY DWARF XD
>>69807280
>>69807322
>>69807354
Damn if these spoilers are true then this season is just pure filler and nothing interesting happens
>>69807692
/u/truede, /u/docmantistobogan on reddit and the frikidoctor guy are the only guys leaking info that seem real. but frikidoctor is stopping because HBO threatened him. there were also spoilers from an extra about battle of the bastards that seemingly knew a lot of details (like rickon being shot by an arrow in front of jon before the battle. or ramsay having rickon period. that part is consistent across all leaks about the battle. so is CIA and salsa leading the vale in together to save the day.)
>>69807322
worse than fanfiction wtf is going on
Why didn't Varys stump CIA when he was still a newcomer in King's Landing?
>>69807764
COCKS AND WINE XD
>>69807854
if i were dany i'd just marry euron, he's kinda hot. i got wet when he said "i am the storm"
>>69806975
You're a greedy bitch, you know that.
>>69807908
thats cuz it was pissing it down m8, id be wet too
>>69807908
>i got wet when he said "i am the storm"
The thought of what your vagina must look like made me throw up in my mouth
>>69807869jon is named king in the north after they win the battle. all the northern houses (except house mormont and the few others that helped) apologize for not supporting him, beg his forgiveness, and pledge their allegiance. they say they don't care he's a bastard, becase he's ned stark's blood.
>>69806887
If Stannis does not return i will personally go to GRRM's house and give him as much food and whores as it takes to make him win the entire thing.
>>69807948
i have a nice vagina. i'm sorry you're upset. it must be pretty scary to think about when you've never seen or touched one in real life. :(
>>69807745
Why would Tommen kill himself? These spoilers need more context
>>69807940
>pissing down
>>69807854
Asha's gonna try and seduce Dany and get rekt.
LIST OF ALIVE PEOPLE:
Ned Stark
Stannis
Syrio Forel
The Hound
>>69808041
there was a different spoiler that he kills himself because he finds out thatMargaery got executed
Does anyone else remember this great scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amxgo0Dk7oA
>>69808041
he elaborated more in his comments but i didn't post those. it sounds like he kills himself because cersei goes full retard in the finale and margaery is killed. mace and loras also die. olenna survives.
>>69808086
She won't though
>>69808083
They literally showed Ned's head on a spike.
>>69807280
>>69807322
>>69807354
this is so bad, that I hope it is not true
what are they trying to pull off, 10 seasons of Westerosi plotting whilst nothing happens?
>>69808128
Did you see them take his head from Baelor to the spike? He's alive you fucking newfag
>>69808128
No that was a special effect.
>>69808128
... a carefully created fake
>>69808110
Agreed, I don't think she will in the show. I think she will in the books though.
>>69808083
Two of those are correct.
Also, you forgot King Bobby B
>>69807322>Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the "door"
It's from Bran warging into the past through BloodRavenNet telling him to HOLD DOOR.
>HOLD DOOR
>HO DOOR
>HODOR
P
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>69808101
Fuck me why is that shit so quiet. Was afraid a screamer was going to pop out and break my goddamn eardrums.
>>69808164
Why? At least in the show she DID something to get arrested. In the books she LITERALLY did nothing wrong and everyone but Cersei recanted their accusations.
Hold the door
Hold door
Ho door
Hodor
>>69808183
loud for me senpai, maybe you're going deaf
>>69807745
who jumps out a window?
>>69808110
she's not executed.she's straight up burned to death by cersei. high sparrow and everyone else is waiting in the sept of baelor for cersei to show up for her trial. so high sparrow, tyrells, high council, the faith militant.. all in one place. cersei locks the doors and uses wildfire to kill them all after she is denied trial by combat. it'll be reminiscent of dany's scene earlier in the season.
>>69808196
Huh, I know you're having a laff, but it was relative to music I was just playing. Had to turn my speakers all the way up.
>>69808197
tommen. presumably after he finds out what cersei has done. which is ironic seeing as how she thinks she's did everything to protect him.
>>69808206
>tyrells
So it triggers yet another civil war and the lannisters get completely annihilated in the aftermath?
That's just idiotic writing
>>69808186
Yeah, but I think in the books Cersei (who is guilty as fuck) is going to get out of her trial and Margaery (who is innocent, unless she was lezzing her cousins / handmaidens, which is kind of implied) will die. Cersei wants her dead anyway because she sees her as the "younger more beautiful queen".
>>69808254
Pretty in character for Cersei though.
>>69807277
she's not even 5'9 anon
Show is literally filled with manlets
>>69808271
No it's not. She's stupid as fuck but not insane
>>69808260
I dont see how it's implied she will die. The Tyrell army is in Kings Landing awaiting her trial, every person Cersei coerced into accusing her of adultery has recanted, and there is zero evidence stating otherwise. Unless Cersei herself kills Marg, I don't see her being executed, especially when compared to Cersei being ACTUALLY guilty
>>69808300
I don't think it's implied as much as I think it's an obvious irony that the guilty one gets away with it and the innocent one gets killed. It would fit the theme of the series.
>>69808128
Wait a minute... THOSE ARE FAKE HEADS!
this thread is boring, so enjoy my latest tinfoil theory:
The Iron Throne itself is a weapon.
Forged from 1000 thousand blades, melted by DRAGONFIRE, those blades have become akin to Valyrian steel as they have had kings bleed their blood on their sharp edges, but also because of dragons breathing fire on them.
When Others somehow one day reach Kings Landing, somehow the defenders in desperation start taking blades from the throne, which end up being highly effective against White Walkers due to their Valyrian steel capabilities.
but honestly I don't see White Walkers ever getting past the Wall, so whatever.
>>69808254
She is batshit insane anon. She doesn't care about the lannisters or anyhting else, especially after tommen jumps because of her actions.
Jamie will come back, see that literally everyone is out for her blood. See his son is dead and that the entire realm wants her blood. Pushed even further over the edge from her last child dying, cersei will plan to set off all the remaining wildfire under kings landing. Her madness and actions will mimic Aerys, and Jamie will kill her himself, to give her a quick merciful death. Once, again, shadowing what occured with the mad king years before. Then he pulls out his sword, finds it on fire and realizes he's azor ahai rebornDABID!!!
>>69808128
Then they used Ned's head on the Mountain.
Why does it take so long for Sam and Gilly to reach the citadel when it took theon one episode to reach the iron islands?
>>69808128
no that was george bush
>>69808254
yes. olenna is the only one left and i can imagine her helping LF destroy what's left of the lannisters after what happens. cersei is fucked.
>>69808299
she goes insane when she's denied trial by combat. mental breakdown.
>>69808347
T-THIQ
>>69808395
they travelled by boat
theon and littlefinger travel by interstellar methods
>>69808300
cersei sets the sept of baelor on fire with everyone locked inside, including margaery.
>>69808355
but they are all melted together
you'd have to pick up the entire throne and wield it with an old as fuck sword pommel
maybe robert strong can do it
maybe he is azor ahai reborn
>>69808395
Look at a map. Castle Black - Oldtown compared to Winterfell - Iron Islands. Three times the distance.
The iron bank, for all its supposed power, seems to be only mildly mentioned in the series.
Like, we've never actually seen a use of their force, right? Was it mentioned in the books more or something?
>Daenerys finally takes the throne of all of Westeros
>Defaults on crown's debt
>Iron Bank (successfully) sends assassins to kill every last member of the royalty
>>69808386
this is exactly what will happen. jaime will kill her out of mercy.
>>69807865
oh fuck, I can totally see this
>>69806869
episode 6 motherfucker
>>69807882
because no one sees him as a threath until is too late
>>69808390
It's robert baratheon's. He's the only guy that would be large enough to fit the mountain's body. Also hence the name "Robert the Strong".
>>69808483
>The iron bank
Nobody cares my man. They only want to see more LE MAGIC DRAGONS AND MAGIC ICE ZOMBIES
>>69808483
Iron Bank represents anti-fun in a fantasy world.
DEBT?
EXPENSES?
LOANS?
>>69808521
that's what makes CIA so great.
>>69808386
wait, doesn't that actually fit the valonqar prophecy? Isn't she older than jaime?
( ) leaving interesting characters alive
( ) womyn power scenes
which one do you choose?
>>69808483
killing people that owe you money is not a sound strategy you dipshit
>sixth book is called winds of winter
>sixth season now
>no winter signs
>>69808629
bad pussy
when the fuck do we get to see the iron throne again
>>69808645
we're saving winter for the epic last cliffanger of episode 10
>>69807280
>>69807322
is this from the spanish guy agian?
>>69807635
this is so bad it could be true.
>>69808640
It can be if it means putting someone else in the throne who will pay (be it in money or power).
>>69808570
yes, cersei is the elder twin.
he looks as if he's threatened by someone. is he talking to salsa?
Why don't we see paranoid Cersei giving blame for her circumstances to Tyrion?
Ramsay cock dove here
Ramsay is amazing
Stannnis sucks
Stannis fails
Ramsay hot
I want his juices :3
>>69808730
It's the first time he felt emotions in a while.
post yfw
>Littlefinger knows about Jon's parentage and his rightful claim to the throne if hes proven to be a Targaryen
>pulls the strings to legitimize him as a Stark
>>69808689
it is true. welcome to D&D's wild ride.
Where were you when Stannis was confirmed alive?
>>69808730
Ramsay gets revenge for his wife
>>69808730
Maybe he's feeling remorse about something?
It's hard to judge the exact nature of his expression.
>>69808730
he talks to Stannis, according to the surroundings
>>69808767
>congratulations, Lord Stark, you got yourself Legitimized, now whats the next step of your master plan?
>regain the north and issue independence
>ok buddy
>oh btw heres Rhaegar's will
>b-but it says here Im a targaryen and the throne belongs to me?
>well WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO youre a stark now lmao
>>69808730
i think he looks sad/remorseful.
he's experiencing emotions that are making him uncomfortable.
>>69808771
But Brienne said she executed him.
Was she just messing with Davos and Melly?
Do you think Littlefinger will actually be as relevant as the earlier seasons made him out to be? Or will he just get Roosed and die some petty death so le Jon and le Dany get all the spotlight.
>>69808767
i'm still convinced in my littlefinger is this generations tywin theory of jon ends up on the iron throne and littlefinger ends up running everything as the hand of the king since jon is literally retarded, and will also probably end up marrying the mother of burgers to secure his throne with an actual standing army at that point, and to not deal with dragon retardation.
>Hey Melly, wait, what if, get this, we went to go rez Stannis
>Nah I'm good lol
>>69808730
He's seeing someone bigger than him.
reminder that the next episode is called "The Door" because the showwriters just couldn't leave "The Gate" unchanged. (actors playhall in Braavos that Arya visits in the books on some assignment)
>>69808771
>tfw Stannisbros are so loyal they buy GoT props to stage production shots of Stannis still being alive
Honorable and loyal men.
>>69808730
heres my theory: LF meets Ramsay, he's guaranteeing him that Vale soldiers are on his side. in a nutshell, he's littlefingering ramsay.
if this scene was in season finale, he's def talking to salsa.
>>69808767
He doesn't need Littlefinger to legitimize him, Robb wrote a letter (probs off screen) and it's hidden somewhere.
>>69808859
Truly the greatest.
Stannis resurrected by the Iron Bank in the next episode.
>>69808837
best scene in the entire show
Reminder that Stannis cannot be alive, because there cannot be any legal claimant to the throne other than Daenerys, since our little Mary Sue here cannot be branded as a usurper.
>>69808837
He is going to get Roosed
He hasn't setup his end game well enough that he will live to see it.
DABID?
WHAT IF? DABID!
WHAT IF HOUNDS DISAPPEAR?
>>69808952
I fucking hate this meme. They were bloodhounds, not attack dogs. They ran away.
>>69808929
>implying
jon is gonna hold that throne at the end and dany is gonna take it like the dumb burger eating cunt she is; and there is literally jack shit you or any caloressifag can do about it.
>>69808968
dabid pls
>>69808968
bloodhounds cannot melt plot shield
999 get
>cleganebowl literally will never happen on the show because D&D realize none of the fucking retarded show-only fags will even remember the clegane brothers are related
>>69808952
D-DABID WAT IF WE COMPLETELY LOSE OUR MIND AFTER SEASON 3 DABID
>>69808948
>implying
his endgame is use Jon, and rule the throne from the shadows, its pretty damn obvious at this point, especially if he knows about snow being loltarg.
>>69808297
5 '9 plus 6inch heels is 6 ft 4
and dra'nakyuek there starts off at that height
>>69808999
impressive
>>69808811
she's conspiring with stannis to wreck melisandre
>>69808771
>>69808811
>autism
He's been confirmed dead about five times this season. Let it go you goofs
>>69809023
Not them but it's pretty obvious he's alive.
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>69809007
those numbers make no sense...
why cannot Imperials stop using those weird units and start using metric like 95% of the world already does?
>>69809023
B-but we haven't seen his corpse yet.
>>69807014
InCase :)
I wasn't a stannisfag before he died, but now I am.
Can't wait for him to take the throne that is rightfully his.
>>69808483
They are a bit more developed in the books. GRRM mentions the Lannisters have a huge debt to the Iron Bank and that Cersei tells the representative of the Iron Bank to go fuck themselves, and then they do some jewish magic to hurt Cersei and start negotiations with Stannis the Mannis
>>69809043
if you genuinely believe he's still alive you can only be delusional or retarded
>>69808771
This is Stannis, But this is Stannis's dead body, Brienne will explain shortly she did this so she could find the body later to burn.
>>69809063
You're a degenerate, anon
>>69809046
Here here!
To be fair the book oafs have been quiet in this thread, just Stannis autists with their cringeworthy desperation
>>69808859
what if its just a ruse by dabid and dabid to bring back the stannisbros back to the show
>>69809080
makes sense.
...actually no, this is fucking retarded
>>69809054
We didn't see Lysa's, Robert's, Syrio's, Luwin's or Shireen's, but they're all dead.
>die
>friend prays to some sandnigger god
>get ressurected
nice plot
>>69808689
It is true. Most of what this guy has put has happened so far in the North.
He did say it was an early script but it is what's going to happen.
>>69809046
Sure is reddit here
>>69809076
Was that episode your first time watching GoT?
When someone is dead it's made abundantly clear that he's dead. You see it happen. There's blood. It's not just someone swinging a sword and then cut to black.
You probably also thought Jon was dead didn't you you complete tool.
>>69809046
Dankstar should totally be on the show though
>>69809080
You mean she did it so she could nurse stannis back to health.
Azor ahai reborn.
ITT
>>69809133
>le triggered Jonautist
you can never catch a break, heh
>>69808844
Can't bring back somebody who has no head.
>>69809110
You wot, we saw all of their deaths except Syrio's and it's been hinted at several times that Syrio survived.
>>69809107
It does make sense, She doesn't give a fuck about Stannis other than to kill him.
She's done that but knows he needs burning but had much more serious issue to saving Sansa so didn't have time to build a Pyre. Melli & Davos will come across this shortly, Episode 6 I believe.
>>69807280
>>69807322
>>69807354
Why am I even bothering with this fucking shit show anymore? Please don't let these be true.
Preston
>>69809163
We didn't see any of them actually die.
>>69809187
They're not true, don't worry.
>>69809178
Do I need to remind you that the forest was a battlefield and that Ramsay is searching his body?
Are you mentally impaired?
>>69809163
Where is it hinted he survived?
>>69807322
>Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something"
Are you autism
>>69809196
>>69806860
The Normies is a much better GoT related youtube channel
>>69809200
Lysa was thrown off the Eyrie, Robert was dying in bed, Luwin was bleeding to death, and Shireen was fucking burnt at the stake. We saw all of that. The only case similar to Stannis is Syrio, and Syrio is alive.
>>69809210
Ramsay isn't searching for his body? He's acknowledged he's dead.
Do you not take note?
>>69809236
Why can't you poo in the loo
Friendly reminder that Stannis had to die to be reborn.
>>69809211
Its not. At best he was a Faceless Man and just exists somewhere
>>69809211
Sandor says "Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants".
>>69809239
Stannis was bleeding out of his femoral artery. If Brienne didn't kill him, he would have died anyway.
>>69809274
Reminder that Stannis wanted to ban whores in KL
i'm glad they showed her tits again. she has some of the most perfect tits in the world.
>>69809284
based
>>69809250
If he is looking for his body, he would find it and bring it to Roose.
>>69809283
He just killed two guys seconds before, he'd survive.
Why are Stannisplebs so delusional?
>b-b-but his dead body is not shown!
There's no need to show every single minor character death. Brienne executed him, kids. Accept it.
>>69809298
Autistic
>>69809284
rightful king
>>69809297
Didn't these tits belong to the body double?
What was the point of brienne missing sansas signal? There was literally zero consequences for her abandoning her duty for revenge
>>69809274
This.
Stannis wasn't Azor Ahai before, but he is now. That's what stupid Melly doesn't get.
>>69809317
Degenerate
>>69806986
at least I still have based Daven left
>the realization that in 4 episodes the only nudity so far was melisandre's titties and a few shots of Daenery's naked again
In earlier season, the whores Tyrion offered the masters of the other Free Cities would appear naked, and Osha would most likely strip when seducing Ramsay.
The SJW did this
>>69809341
No, you are just autistic
>Not creating your own fork book where Stannis is still alive
>>69809284
maybe inspired by the fact that his dear brother Robert had mostly likely visited every brothel and shagged every whore available, instead of actually ruling the kingdoms like he should.
>>69809313
>minor character
ahueahehueuahuea
>>69809283
>leg injuries
>fatal in movies
>ever
>>69809334
in GoT there's no consequences for female actions.
>>69809303
>He just killed two guys seconds before
What does that have to do with his femoral artery being fucked?
>>69809103
They don't care about those 12 autists, nobody does
Jon Snow is Azor Ahai, he gets married to Daenerys Targaryen, she and her dragons are the flaming sword lightbringer
Screencap this
>>69809386
you probably guessed wrong his injury anon.
>people still haven't realized that all the great houses are being wiped out in the show.
D&D have already killed of the martells and the Baratheon.
And show lanisters are dropping like flies too.
House Arryn has only robin, and littlefinger probably already has a knife with his name on it.
>>69809363
So did a million other people. Bobby being a horndog doesn't warrant such a drastic measure.
>>69809282
How is that hinted he is still alive?
Seriously so many people make half this shit up in GoT it's ridiculous.
Syrio knew he was going to die hense why he made sure Arya go away, He protected her because that's what he wanted to do.
He's fucking dead and the Hound made it clear when he mocked him.
Also let's just say for some autistic reason he's alive, What would be the fucking point, The faceless man has trained her most of the stuff she knows anyway, Syrio had 3 episode of water dancing with wooden sticks. That's it. He'd be so irrelevant to anything it would be pointless making out he was alive.
>>69809386
What am I a doctor? Who gives a shit about his fucking skin condition or whatever, leg injuries aren't fatal.
>>69809139
You're retarded. Next time I pass someone in the street collecting for an autism charity I shall give generously and hope the cash finds its way to you.
>>69809398
Tyrion as hand
>>69806860
>>69809196
Preston comes up with some interesting theories. But he also reaches a lot. His shoe theory is one of the most laughable ones.
>>69809422
Because Arya will be tasked with killing him, duh.
>>69807322
>hodor
>holds the door
fuck off
>>69809430
>autism
you seriously need to diversify your vocabulary
>>69809416
the goddamn king failing to rule gives a bad name to House Baratheon, banning whores was just to piss off his brother, because most likely Robert would never sign such a degree
>>69809322 (check'd)
she claimed its hers in an interview
>>69809430
Just how ass-ravaged will you be when Stannis comes back?
Seriously you thought Jon was really dead, admit it. You also thought Dany was going to get enslaved by the Dothraki. Sometimes I wonder what kind of idiot would actually be surprised by these ridiculously obvious "twists", but then I remember people like you exist.
>>69809448
For what fucking purpose? Arya's story now will focus on the 3 people on her list, Probably ending in Cersei which will be her story ending before you goes back to be with Jon.
Having Syrio alive and being made to be killed by Arya has NO relevance to anything at all. I prefered the theory that she would be sent to killing Gendry and not doing it. Syrio is so irrelevant.
>>69809446
What theory is this?
I like his bits about dragons and the Others. Very insightful.
>>69809425
>leg injuries aren't fatal
>>69809477
>Stannis
>being able of doing politics
>understanding human motivations
>>69809425
You have some of your biggest arteries in your legs, bleeding out would be probable even with modern medicine.
Being hit with a sword, spear or other slash and thrust weapons doesn't usually kill immediately.
>>69809531
Just like us!
>>69809502
Just how ass-ravaged will you be when Ramsay displays his corpse?
>>69809510
Because Arya's story will now be about the conflict between her tasks as a Faceless Man and her dormant personality, Jesus fuck do I have to explain everything?
Her starting off by killing a minor character whom she likes will establish that she's been seemingly effectively brainwashed.
What if at the end, all the royalty dies and the people establish a Republic? Oh I forgot, this show is unrealistic garbage
>>69809510
those are arya's targets, now she is no one.
Unless the assassins are just using her, of course.
>>69809541
Just fucking cauterise the wound or something whatever.
>>69809541
Exactly and sword fighting from the day GoT is aimed to mirror, the legs are very crucial to hit when you're facing a guy in full armour from the waist above.
>>69809548
how can she be brainwashed if she dreams of her wolf every other night?
Ah wait, nevermind
>>69808060
What was the fuck deal with this guy, he comes back and claims the throne and kills Balon and then just lets Balon's daughter chill in what is presumably the kings residence, no interaction with theon at all when he arrives either - its like they forgot they have had this guy show up by the next episode
>>69809555
it would play into the whole littlefinger storyline seeing how he is the main character and protaganist of the story
>>69809313
>minor character
>>69809555
What was even the point of the rhis post?
>>69809502
What do Jon or Dany have to do with anything?
Stannis is not coming back you ridiculous retard! I liked the character too (until last season when they made a mess of his story) but he's dead.
Let it go. And seek help for your mental illness.
>>69809575
because if he showed up just right after Balon's Death he would be the main suspect?
He's going to make his appearance during the Kingsmoot.
>>69809047
Exactly my friend. Death to the Imperials long live Stormcloaks
>>69809555
>establishing a republic
>in a 13th century feudal shithole
>realistic
>>69809556
She isn't no one, She is still Arya, She will have leave them soon and come back to Westeros to clear her list off.
It's so face all this act about becoming a faceless man, She also still has Needle which she couldn't throw away that was a big hint she's just doing this to hone skills to wipe her list of.
Syrio isn't even important anymore.
>>69809555
khaleesi is going to be queen with witty dwarf as hand and Jonny as cucked husband
>>69806887
He will come back in the boolsas a blue eyed king who casts no shadow
>>69809609
Because Jon and Dany are the exact same things, ridiculously obvious "twists" that only a drooling literal retard with an IQ of 50 wouldn't see coming.
>I liked the character too
I didn't, he's a shit character and stannisfags were cancer, but that doesn't change that he's coming back.
>>69808355
>>69808476
>maybe robert strong can do it
>maybe he is Razor Recliner reborn
>>69809575
What you're complaining makes no sense. If Euron showed up and Balon's residence the day after he died, he'd be the prime supect.
His line of action makes sense: appear in secret, kill Balon, and thus trigger the Kingsmoot event ina few days, arrive under the pretense that he was informed his borther died of unknown circumstances, and claim his right to the throne
>>69809631
So you do agree with me. The faceless men are just using her.
>>69809621
>fiction
>world of magic
>realistic
>tfw you realize that D&D have almost 0 material to go off when the last season happens
>they're burned out to absolute shit, and the actors could care less anymore
>the normies will continue to suck their cocks and rate every Season 6 and 5 episode 10/10
>D&D have literally no reason to step down or improve their writing
>tfw the story will end with Daenerys saving everyone with her dragons and marrying Jon
>>69809511
Hmm. I forget what the theory was about exactly. I watched so many of his videos back-to-bakc, they all kind of blend together.
the gist of it, was that a character is aware that little finger was the one who really killed Lysa, because Sansa's shoe fell out of the moon door.
Because this particular character is tasked with patrolling the mountain region where Lysa went splat, that likely means her found the 3rd shoe belonging to Sansa. And through the investigation, they know the lies don't add up. But they can't prove it without some good evidence. So they've been secretly interrogating Sansa, trying to get info on her, and make a case to convict Littlefinger.
Once Littlefinger is out of the picture, then this character can secure the right to the Vale after Robin dies.
A very interesting theory. But he's hinging it all on a shoe falling from 1000 meters high, and somehow being found and recognized.
>>69809669
No she's using them to learn how to be a more effective Killer,
Tbh Waif has way about her to show she knows what she's up too, Jaquen just thinks she will change. Deep down she won't all the Starks in the end or stubborn fools who won't change for anyone and Arya is the same.
>>69809690
>"Oh I forgot, this show is unrealistic garbage"
He brought up realism first.
>>69809702
>could care less
>mfw stannis the meme is dead for good
>>69809702
>>>/lit/
Also the ending it's going to be same in the books and in the TV show, as GRRM personally told D&D how everything ends.
>>69809621
Republics existed during the middle ages, ever heard of venice?
Heck, they have republics in the show (Bravos qarth etc)
>>69809737
It won't fucking end the same and you know it.
>>69809768
Those are city-states fagget.
>>69809715
>Waif
>Jaquen
you realize that they could switch face anytime during the training?
>>69809648
The Jon & Dany things you randomly mention are just as obvious as Stannis being dead.
Only delusional ridiculous retards refuse to accept this simple fact.
>>69809768
Yes and those republics were run by nobles and also small city-states.
The Seven Kingdoms are huge as fuck with a gigantic population.
>>69809779
Venice was an empire
>>69806887
Why does Jorah and Pip carry the same sword as Stannis?
>>69809702
stop whining you laughable beta bed-wetter
>>69809779
Valyria was a republic of sorts
>>69809833
Valyria is ancient Rome, it's a whole other civilisation.
>>69807354
>Jaime pushes bran out the window
>his son kills himself falling out of a window
>>69809773
But it will retard. If you think otherwise you're just deluding yourself.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-showrunners-know-how-687589
>So we just sat down with him and literally went through every character.
>literally every character
The path to the ending will be somewhat different in details, but the ending itself is going to be the same.
>>69809007
those heels aren't 6 inches you fucking clown. She's 6'1" there at most.
>>69809409
Please, Littlefinger is getting the moon door. He thinks he can control Sweet Robin and the men loyal to him by proxy, but Sweet Robin is an absolutely arbitrary autismo. Littlefinger is going to slip up and make some tiny innocuous mistake.
>>69810064
littlefingers quest for sansa pussy will be his end, not that little shit robin.
