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https://twitter.com/Disney/status/734368233243836416
I want Disney to go bankruptcy
>>69868543
Who playing Gaston
>Beauty and The Beast remake
So the phase 2 of turning everyone into furries has begun.
>>69868725
Reminder: people killed themselves because they could live on Pandora's moon amongst the Na'vi.
THAT was phase 1
>>69868721
Gaston is my favorite in the disney universe.
> Father and mother dies when he's young
> Has to grow up in a poor village
> His best friend is a midget
> Works his way up
> Refines his hunting skills and worksout to forget his miserable past
> Brings prosperity to the village
> Has good ties with villagers
> Doesn't have an eye for other girls, except belle
> Never could learn to read because poor
> Belle looks down upon him because illiterate, Gaston even kinda begs her to teach him
> Gaston is sad but redirects this emotion into douchebag behavior
> He never learned the warmth of love and care
> Belle chooses a beast instead of him
GASTON DID NOTHING WRONG
> Beast was a selfish narcissistic royal
> Abused his household members and servants
> Gets the girl in the end
FUCK BEAST
#TEAMGASTON
How much of the budget do you think they spent making worst Emma look attractive?
>>69868817
They could?
Were they being forced to?
>>69869177
Who is worst emma?
>>69868721
idris elba
>>69869233
Works for me, Gaston was closet gay obviously so this works out.
>>69869291
Watson, needs to keep her feminism BS to herself.
>>69869291
tax dodging feminist
>>69869329
He said Gaston not The Beast
>>69868643
If they spent a lot on this then that's possible
CGI Lion King when?
Sly in his prime would make a good Gaston.
>>69869930
> CGI Lion King
Fuck disney if they do this.
I will behead rats and throw their bodies and heads from a helicopter in disney land paris to cause eternal for children.
>>69870232
Eternal traume*
was too angry for the thought of it
>>69870201
What the fuck has he done to himself?
emma watson is so fucking lucky she got in one of these movies
will be her only hit that isn't a potter
>>69871394
HGH is a helluva drug. He'll be fine.
CAN'T DOUSE THE MOUSE
Gaston is going to be some feminazi-invented bogeyman, calling it now
>>69869283
BEAST?
>>69869174
This
>Disney will spend the next eight decades pumping out low effort live action remakes of their first eight decades of content
>Four out of Pixar's next five movies are sequels or prequels
>>69868721
Henry Cavill
>Beast portrayed by a black man
>Gaston is a white cis male
Just watch.
>Starring Emma "Panama" Watson
>>69869329
That would be totally okay with me. Why not?
>>69869676
This. If he wants to make us angry, then he has to be the beast.
>normies say its racist
>4chan calls it cuckholdry
>>69871742
>>Beast portrayed by a black man
Wrong again.
>>69871716
Literally Perfect for the role.
Since Watson is all into feminism how are they gonna change the plot so it's not muh Stockholm Syndrome romance and shiet?
>>69871593
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SERVANT
DO YOU LIKE ME YET YOU FUCKERS? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
>>69871867
>Ewan Macgregor as Lumiere
That I gotta see.
>>69871867
An even better cast than nu Jungle Book.
>>69871893
In the end she will fight and kill Gaston. But she'll still end up with Beast because bitches love money.
>>69871933
Well at least he's playing to type as one of Gaston's sycophants
>>69871893
Probably none
>>69871394
>69 years old
>>69868721
If only the Huge Jackedman were younger
>>69872108
He looks like a young Mel Gibson. Current Mel Gibson could play beast without any make up
>>69869174
Gaston is the hero we need
>>69869174
Disney fucking girls up one princess movie at a time.
>>69869283
...I thought he died?
