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>tfw russians are now making kino while America is making capeshit
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>>69860993
Was that fucking Ville Haapasalo I saw in the beginning?
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>>69860993
Finally it's the age of Putinkino
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It has nice shots in the trailer. So had the King Arthur.
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WE
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Holy shit that looks fucking great.
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>we wuz viking and blyat
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>>69860993
technically we have always made kino, because movie is literally kino(кинo) in russian. pleb.
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>>69860993
WE
WUZ
VIKINGS
AND
CYKA
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>>69861686
Whoa... Whoa...! WHOA! WHOOOOOAA FUCKING WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
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>>69861686
Russian kino died in 1986
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>>69860993
you could've linked a higher quality trailer tho cyкa блядь
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trj_1UA-cWk
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do slavs have no history of their own?
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>>69861808
It's literally about russian prince https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_the_Great
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>>69861808
It's their history dumb fuck
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>slavs appropriating white culture
stop
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>>69861769
no it didnt, see hard to be a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11sMDQIgggA
>kino lober
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>>69862029
>vikings
>white
fuck off, nigger
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>>69862029
fuck off kike
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>>69861808
their state literally started when they
INVITED
KING
FROM NORWAY
because they could not govern themselves.
Slavs are ultimate cucks.
Ofcorse some historians are butthurn and deny this shit, but it is pretty much established at this point.
t. tatar
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>>69861675

?????

I dont get it. Russia did have vikings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfe1wEQzSzM
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>>69862125
>Not wanting to be a part of white master race
literally a cuck
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>>69860993
Better armors and suits than a superproduction like GoT.
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>>69862062
God damn that movie was something else. I kind of want to watch it again, but I'm not sure if could sit thought it a second time. I wish there was more of a story to tie everything together, but I know that was not German's intent. Definitely a masterpiece of world building and atmosphere
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>>69862370
just in case you did not know, it is (quite loosely) based on book by strugatsky bros, with the same name. look it up.
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>>69860993
lol this literally looks better than warcraft and the hobbit
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>>69862418
I did know, thanks. Do you know any other films like it? Or perhaps if any other Aleksei German films are worth checking out?
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>Kino
I'm getting really sick of this meme already
It's not funny
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>>69862464
nope, this is the only movie of such kind filmed by German, and also his last.
try to check out my friend ivan lapshin.
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>mfw plebs didn't know that kino (кинo) in Russian literally meant film

Russians have always been patrician
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>>69862125
>Slavs are ultimate cucks

then how come they are the only eurpoors not getting cucked right now
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>>69861951
>>69862011
So no?
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>>69860993
>russians are now making kino
>now

its about damn time
they need to catch up to all our "keenoh"

ps. only the biggest faggots who try way too hard to fit in this chinese shoebox exchanging organization still say kino
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>>69862661
>Slavs
>Europeans

>>69862464
On the Silver Globe is also about people on another planet wallowing in filth and mumbling at the camera
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>>69862143
russian history is pretty stupid and explains why the country is the way it is

>holy shit it's like the 10th century and we're fucking owning
>wait what's with all this new stuff in the western lands, we're obsolete peasants now
>okay let's modernize our lands a bit
>no wait i guess our people are basically lazy shitters and it didn't work
>let's conquer turkey instead
>well that didn't work oh shit it's the mongols
>wish we had a revolution, then things would be better
>okay let's modernize a bi- oh it didn't work
>let's conquer turkey instead ok nvm
>oh shit it's the mongols
>damn where's that revolution
>okay for fucks sake it's the 19th century and we're still peasants with nothing but farmland and dirt, let's modernize GOD DAMNIT WHY IS THIS SO HARD
>fucking attack germany or something, i don't care
>okay this war is going badly, let's finally get that revolution going
>WE DID IT now we can finally fix this shit country
>no wait, everything is still the exact same
>i wonder if we could modernize this nation (no)
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>italians now make better superhero movies than Hollywood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8nHHmSiKzM
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>>69862739
You know, On the Sliver Globe just didn't do it for me. The only other Zulawski I've seen is Possession, which I thought had much better moments than OtSG and equally impressive visuals, but I ultimately didn't love it either. I plan to watch at least Diabel before moving on, but it seems Zulawski may just not be for me.
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>>69862062
It took me a while to figure out that movie was not a documentary about contemporary rural Russia
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>>69862661
their culture of "fuck this government, they don't give a shit about me so i don't give a shit about them" has basically had them cuck themselves for a thousand years
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>>69862125
Stop calling russians "slavs" you uneducated tatar shit.
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>>69861775
>Danila Kozlovsky
confirmed comfy core famm
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>>69863118
what should we call them then?
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>>69863247
b a s e d
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>dat chi rho
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>>69863247
Mongols or some shit. I don't care. Just not slavs.
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Looks pretty gud, hope it comes to theaters in Norway.
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>>69863655
Wait. What's that? Do I hear cucked a ua poster?
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>>69863873
Sauce on that pic, seen that guy before.
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>>69863911
green elephant
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>>69864021
Njet
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>>69863911
He's from a soviet movie "Bespredel" 1989 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk2n_SQ_Mp4
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>>69863873
>implying UA is also slav
Can't get any dumber, Ivan
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>>69864340
Cheers
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>>69864347
>>69863873
>>69863247
>>69863118


I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.

Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.

There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends
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Damn, this looks fucking killer.
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>>69862125
>t. tatar
subhuman mongol rape baby
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>>69860993
>russians are bringing back historical epics
Now that's good news.
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That's all they make.
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>>69862876
lmao
looks like a shitfest but might watch it for the keks
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>>69860993
this is just fascism all over again

>the hero prototype
>glory is achieved through battle
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