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Comfy Edition.
Post comfy films, profiles, you know the drill
>>69857197
>comfy
kys
Reddit Edition.
Post Reddit films, profiles, you know the drill
>>69858228
http://letterboxd.com/thatreviewerguy/list/the-i-have-the-most-shallow-understanding/
>>69858303
>I don't see where you're going with this list, it literally contains many of the greatest movies of all time, should i feel bad about saying that i think so or what?
Been a slow May.
>>69858443
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU RATE THEY LIVE SO LOW IT LITERALLY HAS THE BEST FIGHT SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
>>69858303
>I don't see where you're going with this list, it literally contains many of the greatest movies of all time, should i feel bad about saying that i think so or what?
>>69858484
I should have bumped it up a star just for that, eh? Who cares about aesthetics.
>>69858484
Hence, not a half a star. Schlock is schlock.
When will they let you hide rewatches from your diary
>/lbg/ - Who cares about aesthetics
>/lbg/ - Who cares about aesthetics
https://letterboxd.com/ryan_sheldon/
>>69858741
dr strangelove isn't even that fucking funny
what's amaranth's snapchat?
>>69858817
Well that's just a difference of opinion. I found it hilarious.
>>69858741
t. embryo
>>69858858
the only difference is that you are a massive fucking pleb
>>69858869
i see more feature-length movies than you, memba dat
>>69858830
you need to watch no less than 2500 films before you're allowed to have it
Aliens 1986
Added 12 Apr, 2016 41
When I was an agoraphobic psychotic 13 year old in 1987, my most prized possession was a VHS tape I had made myself by recording David Cronenberg's The Fly and Aliens off of HBO. I watched those movies over and over. I barely went to school that fall. I had not finished the end of 7th Grade because incarcerated in a for-profit psychiatric hospital for children, let out to go to an academic summer program, which was a bad idea… more
>Like this review? 354 likes
>review
>>69858830
her username is an obscure russian emoji only available in ex-Slavic countries.
>>69858830
snap melink_gorro
http://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
>>69858903
>oh no he doesn't agree with me so he must be a pleb
>>69858988
damn...
why doesnt anyone on letterboxd watch film noir
>>69859375
Do you follow PUNQ? He watches mostly old movies, probably some noir in there.
>>69859375
i love noir, anon
want to watch something together?
>>69859394
>409 this year
i dont believe him
>>69859431
yea dog
>>69859437
>not knowing about the NEET life
>>69859437
Uh he won the guiness world record for most movies watched in a year like 5 years in a row.
>he somehow ended up with a loving family
>you're still alone
>>69859467
wad you got in mind?
>>69859474
keep tha dream alive, punq
>>69859527
thats dope - link?
>>69859535
a preminger film maybe? have u seen where the sidewalk ends
>>69859622
letterboxd.com/punq
retard
>>69859634
link to his world record u spaghettio
>>69859648
Read his profile , he said he 'unofficially' broke the world record which is good enough for me.
I highly doubt someone would be a good enough liar/autistic enough to make that shit up and if he did have someone watching him watch all the movies then that official would have broken the record as well which renders it sorta hard to monitor
>>69858991
hello literal redditor
>>69859702
theres just no way, how does he make a living? punq if yr reading this i aint fucking wit u no more
>>69859702
>>69859881
>mfw the pasta of watching multiple films at once at increased speed was probably written by him and was true
>>69859881
>>69860041
I wonder where he gets all his movies from though? Pretty expensive habit if he buys them all, someone should pm him on twitter and ask him if he's on ptp/ahd/hdb
>>69860095
he lives in norway they prolly give em away like kittens
>>69858991
Do you send dick pics?
>>69860234
bad lieutenant style
>>69860413
what about good lieutenant?
>>69860462
he doesnt shake his dick
i love it when grills bite my flaccid willy
>>69860495
u dont need to impress us
http://letterboxd.com/Unrequited/
The French Connection or Carol for my next watch?
>>69860707
Watch the non-terrible one (The French Connection)
>>69860744
are there lesbians in the french connection?
nah
>>69860707
Don't watch Carol
Letterboxd.com/plebiann
>LE samourai
reddit af
http://letterboxd.com/Synt/
>>69858741
Smh ryan
>>69858210
Fuck you for putting hacks like Snyder in with Star Wars
>>>69861216
good bait
can i make my letterbox account private?
>>69858210
there's only ONE good movie in that pic.
can /lbg/ spot it?
>>69861343
nope, the devs have promised it will eventually be an option though.
>>69861405
its ep 3
>>69861405
Revenge of the Sith
>>69861405
watchmen is the least worst
>>69861405
RESIDENT EVIL PAUL W.S. ANDERSON BASED VA4EVA
>>69861343
coward
https://rateyourmusic.com/~EtInArcadiaEgo
Worst /lbg/ thread in at least 2 weeks. The embryo invasion is real. Congrats
>>69861405
RotS easy
>Worst /lbg/ thread in at least 2 weeks. The embryo invasion is real. Congrats
>>69858183
nice try rf
>>69861608
Hoo
>>69861669
t. proud nu-male embryo
>>69861618
post profile
instead of spamming embryo and yikes, why not encourage one another and share filmic wisdom and try and help one another grow?
>>69862185
cringe
>>69862185
wtf is this
>>69862185
>help one another grow
how ironic, pedo.
>>69862185
>instead of spamming embryo and yikes, why not encourage one another and share filmic wisdom and try and help one another grow?
LMAO
We might as well write FAG on our foreheads if things are to be done this way
>>69862185
I SEE THRU YOUR BULLSHIT, PEDO FAGET!
>>69862428
>>69862392
>>69862381
that'll do, anons
>>69862185
>Libshills
>>69862381
>>69862428
>le pedro
http://letterboxd.com/machill54/
I hope your having a good weekend. Does anybody have any recommendations for spooky Netflix movies
http://letterboxd.com/pastafrola/
i'm dying
>>69862683
me too
>>69861405
Revenge of the Sith
>>69862630
RWYW
>all those embryos saying RotS is the good one
>>69863088
t. embryo
>>69863088
Get some taste embryo
>>69863088
>Star Wars
>good
pick one friendo
>>69863176
star wars
>>69861405
Resident Evil obviously
>>69863176
that's what i mean.
starwars isn't good.
>>69863266
It was already confirmed to be RotS
>>69863088
Don't be retarded, that movie's great.
>>69863309
t. embryo
t. embryo
>>69861405
I don't see a single one
I enjoy the films of Michael Mann and Paul W.S. Anderson. Bodies moving in space, gestural cinema, verisimilitude.
t. embryo
Who /hype/?
http://letterboxd.com/steakbro/
hello friends
how is everyone's day going so far
>>69864941
THEY WERE ALL DRAWN TO THE KEEP
Glad you appreciated it.
>>69858303
I feel like most of those movies are actually pretty good. Its just kind of embarrassing to have any of then as your actual favorites
>>69865170
yeah man. its such a bummer that we'll never see a proper restoration if Mann's 3 hour workprint.
Why do fucking normies rate everything 4 stars
>>69865251
>being embarrassed abt what you like
any filmmaker wouldnt hesitate to put a few of these on their top 10. i mean citizen kane is the greatest film ever made & ever will be
>>69865460
are you retarded lmao
>>69865251
How's that embarrassing? Just because they are the favorite of many people, doesn't mean you have to turn into a hipster and turn down your a notch your opinion of them. This is ridiculous. A pleb and a patrician can have the same favorites, the differences aren't there.
>>69865658
dont use pleb & patrician unironically
On behalf of /tv/ I just want to thank "Based" Jim Healey for his advanced mentorship since becoming the patriarch of /tv/'s Film Club.
You've helped us all improve our taste a lot, so thank you Jim!
>>69865876
t. embryo aka( but not quite) pleb
>>69866099
dont use embryo unironically
>>69865460
They have low standards, follow herd mentality and aren't used to thinking critically about anything at all which is why they are normies in the first place.
>>69865251
too embarrassed to show your own taste in film? how beta can you fucking be
>>69866272
Exactly, it's a viscous square
http://letterboxd.com/Robtarded/
>>69865460
4 is a literal meme score.
I encourage all my fellow letterheads to boycott both using 4 stars and reading 4 stars reviews.
>>69866529
4 is a perfectly respectable score. dont be a gayboy
>>69866904
Figures you 4 star fanboys would consolidate your forces here, on a site named after the wretched meme number.
>>69857197
http://letterboxd.com/evolution_rex/
Was gone and was unable to watch a movie the last few days. I want to try and see the cartoon Hobbit or watch another Godzilla movie, because I hate myself.
>>69867067
lmao
Anger's shorts are pretty interesting thats for sure
>>69867789
seriously you suck so fucking bad i wanna knock your teeth out bitch shut the fuck up and LEAVE
>>69867789
stupid pedo idiots you're NOT board culture, fuck OFF. FUCK off. every time with the goddamn shitty sameass childslut pictures so fucking dumb spottin you outta a thread full of BETTER posters you hear me you're the WORST. THE worst. stupid shit.
I´m going to watch Howls Moving Castle later today thanks to my girlfriends active dislike for it>that feel when you cant decide should I give Raiders of Lost Ark 4/5 or 4.5/5
http://letterboxd.com/lozjudai/
>>69867789
i would eat a piece of my own poop if it meant i could put another piece in your break fast you ditzy trash! dull lame ass trash kid! leave trash kid delete your pictures every last picture you saved should get burnt.
>>69867820
lol fag
>>69867879
They are the board culture, the good one. You are the cancer
>>69867789
this is just embarassing mate, go outside or something.
>>69867789
fucking random ass slutty looking girl, not registering as human. fuckin three foot tall strange-faced humanoids its like looking at a fucking rabbit or something, this does NOT appeal to me! this does NOT appeal to the bright size life human condition! take it the FUCK else where i'm so sick of you.
>>69867789
Here`s your (You)
>>69867928
your gf has better taste than you
she'll prolly dump you soon
>>69867983
>>69867938
>>69867879
>>69867820
go outside
>>69857197
Give me something good to watch
https://letterboxd.com/truffledude/
>>69867950
just makes board DIR!T! makes board CANCER! makes board shit!!!! /tv/ such rich culture needlessly diluted by pedophiles! never assimilating to /tv/ sensibilities always just posting same slutchild girl looking weirdly at the camera.
here have a little gril looking at camera this is how i feel about ur post 'whew good thing i have a kopel hundred of these or else i'd actualy have to defend my irritating empty content!' ur post is like a wallpaper on website, is how crap your posts are.
>>69868132
I hope you're ok, friend
>>69868111
something good holy fuck
gimme some movies that have similar atmosphere to Mystery Train and Lost in Translation
>every other thread
>cunnyfag replies everyone
>everyone ignores him
>/lbg/
>cunnyfag replies everyone
>everyone replies to him and takes the b8
holy fuck
you guys are so pathetic
>>69868111
Seconds by John Frankenheimer.
>>69868275
'hoyp doyp my smug indifference to ur hateing the cunnyposting makes it even greater' lol NO. no. still sucks ass you still inundate the board in boring childslut spam not to mention cunny waifus are always UGLY as ALL fuck i mean honestly there's a correlation there. cunny posters always SO boring and stupid talking about shitass reddit and waifu spamming like A-HEH-HEH-HAANYONE gives a FUCK here, psst you're wrong!
>>69868387
mentalhealth.gov
>>69868446
implying your posts are any less high-a octane autism as anything else. stop making excuses you're just fucking boring. this loser's legitimately a pedo. this faggot unfiguratively saves and posts little girls on /tv/. what a gigantic failure, wow.
>>69867789
chill link_gorro
I'm gonna watch Tarkovsky's short "The Killers" but I can't decide what to watch after it
>The Wild Bunch
>Battle of Britain
>Serpico
Help me out friends
>>69868671
"cartoon dude looking weirdly at a thing. o you all hate my bullshite? cartoon dude looking weirdly at a thing. o I am being directed to other places becuase i am trying to impose my degenerate culture onto a fun special art board that can be anything but i am making it more of stupid pedo trash? cartoon dude looking weirdly at a thing. just say that this board belongs to the people that post these demented illegal pictures 24/7 so people dont hate my guts, that should not create any sort of bad blood because i want so bad for /tv/ to some how be about pedos and little girls, which it is not and so saying it belong to my dirtbag pissant culture and posting more little girls will surely get these ppl to come around to my side of the matter!"
not gonna happen! sorrryyyyyy!
>>69868132
this
>>69867950
t. board embryo
>>69868237
Her or Castaway on the Moon.
Why are these generals so shit these days? It's just screaming about embryos and reddit nowadays, which is a shame because this place used to be cool.
>>69868996
inbred memesters ruin good things, what's new?
>>69868671
yeah, thot so.
>>69868996
t. embryo
>>69869094
i personally enjoy the schmuck meme alot more
>>69869126
t. embryo
>>69869094
what was the point in that reply? Did you think it would be funny?
>>69868859
Pedos BTFO
>>69869237
jerk
>>69869238
shut up lil embryo
>>69869279
Oh, very, you showed them
>>69869429
that WASN'T me i already made me own "btfo" post before >>69869081
>>69869390
Why are you barking this word like that? I mean, it just makes you look stupid as hell.
>>69869449
Even more amazing, epic winz all around
>>69867928
I was just browsing through this thread hoping to find this profile. I saw All About Lily Chou Chou just because it's on your favorites. Thanks, it was amazing.
>>69861216
Synder > Lucas
>you now remember /film/'s two hour existence
https://letterboxd.com/kelps/
>>69870185
it's not dead if it lives on in our hearts
http://letterboxd.com/faggot/
>>69870300
bro you the most stagnant lardass on the site stoptalkin
What the fuck was that?
Was I supposed to be masturbating to the girl from AKB48 the whole time?
>>69870300
the irony lmao
>>69869639
Thanks!
>>69870632
>I don´t masturbate during movies
>>69869912
Why are you trying to compare them?
>>69871582
Not the lad, but everything is comparable
>>69871557
Hey, I didn't say that. It just might have gone against Kurosawa's grand vision if I was masturbating for the wrong reasons.
>>69871688
except Tarko/v/sky and Godarritu
>>69871688
Aladdin > Dovzhenko. Am I doing it right you retard?
kek embryo was spammed so hard on /mu/ it's now being deleted
>>69871949
I don't see why you get mad with this. Yes, everything is comparable.
>>69872220
Based /lbg/. What a way to show our influence
>>69872329
I just see comparing Lucas and Snyder to be completely pointless aside from trying to carry some asinine meme going.
what did /mu/ mean by this
>>69873058
dumb ghettoposters
>>69866079
who is this lesbian?
>>69873058
whats your RYM and LAST.FM JoJo
>>69872467
half the people posting it here don't even know what it fucking means
>>69873754
All we had to do was fuck the damn papa, cj.
>>69873792
Would the posts be any better if they did?
What did he mean by this?
>>69874660
so much interestin shit happening @ cannes and i couldn't be bothered 2 go
>>69871257
Any other recommendations that have a similar feel? Depression tier with good music.
>>69874969
Inside Llewyn Davis is great tooif you despise folk stay away. Not always depressing but some Wong-Kar Wai films fit pretty good.
Also some people find Shame really really depressing/miserable. For example I broke my GF showing her that film.I guess End of Evangelion could be one but you should watch the series/enjoy anime to watch it
>>69874660
Standard European dress.
>>69875562
He's canadian
>>69876587
Does Cannes take place in Canada?
>>69875945
>>69876481
which one of you did this?
>>69875552
>implying a woman would understand Shame
>>69876983
maybe that`s the reason why it broke her
>>69865460
i only rate what i like from my lists, so i have like 20 4 stars, and 30 stars in total
https://letterboxd.com/crete/
looking for movie recs and friends, lets watch movies
Did she deserve to win Best Actress at Cannes? Discuss
>>69879217
Nigga no one here was at Cannes no one knows if she deserved it
>>69879217
Of course! :3
>>69879217
Too ugly for win anything though. Goldfish is better
>>69879217
she needs to get canned.
2.5/5 Watched by Rida 26 May, 2014 85
Turns out that plenty of racism, sexism, cardboard cutouts masquerading as characters, and stunning cinematography all equal the most revered Western of all time. Well, if I have to watch John Wayne being a self-righteous asshole for two hours, at least I also get to watch some of the most beautiful landscapes in this part of the world. That's a fair bit of recompense.
The Searchers is a morose, overly serious Western on all counts, but it occasionally also attempts… more
Like this review? 67 likes
>top review.in searchers page
>>69879213
>Identity in watchlist
Goddamn why?
Also, watch Adieu Philippine for a potential entry on your list there. And Beau Travail
>>69879217
Is it me but is Cannes starting to get a political bias these days or has it always been that way
>>69879433
it's entirely correct though
>>69879322
you make a compelling argument
>>69879548
RLM is funny
>>69879548
Godard literally shut the whole thing down in 1968 in unity with the protests.
;___;
>>69879878
this hurts my heart
>>69879945
>hey anon, wanna watch a movie?
which one do you pick?
>>69879878
>ywn plant an impudent kiss on her cheek and smile rakishly at her as she blushes on the red carpet at Cannes
>>69880085
are you trying to get her beheaded? :(
>>69880085
congrats. you just got her banned from her own country.
>>69880085
A pepe
>>69879503
>>Identity in watchlist
>Goddamn why?
haha I was going to watch ten little indians and heard it was similar
>>69880080
United 93
>le sandnigger waifu maymay
>>69880796
>being unironically racist
>>69880927
>having shit[skin] taste
what did he mean by this
>>69880280
Whoever told you that is probably an idiot. but I mean, if it intrigues you then by all means watch it
>>69880796
BIGOT OUT
>>69880796
the id wants what it wants my friend
>>69879568
How is the movie racist or sexist rather than being about those things?
>>69881624
Apparently yours wants to get blown up at an Eagles of Death Metal concert
>>69881817
cool it with the outrageous generalizations, bud
>>69881871
I'm not your bud, brah
>>69881969
o-okay, that's fine :'(
>>69881969
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>>69881817
that was a witty response but you're still rude
>>69881817
damn...
DR PAVEL I'M CIA
>>69881434
>>69881591
homosexuals get a bump for being degenerates. it doesn't really matter if what they make is good, so long as they take it up at butt and are proud of it.
the madmen at Cannes actually gave Dolan another award lmao
>>69879548
>these days
how nu r u?
>>69883201
don't reply to my posts with homophobia again please
>>69861405
ur mom sex tape
when will this homo"""""phobia""""" meme die?
>>69884445
homosexuals break down the moral fiber of communities, of societies, of whole countries. they're deviants. should be looked down upon and marginalized but here in america at least it's being paraded around in the form of faggot characters on primetime tv shows, faggot talk show hosts, faggot stars in movies & weak male gender roles. i suppose it's to be expected what with the mkultra mind-control SJW rituals going on in hollywood but of course they worship lucifer. it needs to be discouraged, looked down upon & shamed for the good of the community and the good of our children growing up in the world today. faggots will never be equal and i'll help make damn sure that's the case.
>>69884688
imagine reading all of this lmao
this isnt your blog
>>69883768
degenerate
>>69884445
same desu
>>69884688
I don't care about 'muh sjws' or anything. Sure homosexuals are degenerates, but they're still people. They should be shamed and not beaten/discriminated against.
what the fuck happened with this general ?
>>69884688
pasta taste good
>>69884918
/pol/ ie capeshitters
>>69884890
i've checked my privilege and i've checked it twice. i'm not blaming the gays themselves, i'm blaming the culture for encouraging it. plus you have bisphenol in every other plastic, disrupting hormones, xenoestrogens, likely on purpose, prolly chemtrails also have who-knows-the-fuck-what in 'em.. all this shit makin people gay to curb population growth. and it's disgusting. because they can't just come out with a law that limits shitbag inbred suzie in louisiana from having sixteen fugly demented kids that just make like a hundred more and before you know it half of the southern part of the US is fucked in the head. just make the goddamn law. three kids that's all ya get. and then you can stop trying to defile the male gender role over at fucking 30 rock or wherever-the-hell else they make that shit-tainment. that works better i think. so friggin peeved.
>>69884980
marvel & DC are both nuevo-culture bar-lowered shit-content-pushers. they're both idly entertaining the absolute scum of movie audiences with their frivolous movies. what about BADASS MAVERICKS like TIM BURTON? remember that intelligent individual? shit, man, he had a warehouse of specialfx goodies that they drew from, they'd build some awesome stuff on his own accord cause he's a fucking genius. and then they'd get some A-list actors, roll the cameras and MAKE FILMS. THAT'S the VIBE, man. THAT'S where it was AT. not these two culture-demon coorporations making green screen movies from writers stuck in their phony dusty pseudo-retro dying-corners. look at the fucking goof spiderman in the trailer. barging into the trailer for views. that's not my hero. shouldn't be anyone's hero. what losers you people are
>>69884918
deviant behavior being accepted as normal. Really straight people are responsible for homosexuality being accepted. If people didn't start fucking whoever they felt like whenever they felt like; the concept of love wouldn't have been recast as a sexually driven ordeal. So, shitty Catholics like jackieray are responsible for Xaiver Dolan. Great job cuckyray
>>69885075
I was with you until you started the Burton-worship. That's where your argument falls apart.
>>69885275
i was talking about the burton of the past obv.
it's a pasta anyways.
>>69885142
The Catholic Church was against gay marriage, weren't they?I seem to recall getting a letter from my church about how it is dangerous back in 2003, before Canada made it a thing.
>>69885142
Xavier Dolan is literally the best francophone filmmaker of this generation. Shut your racist, homophobic mouth, please
>>69885075
>Marvel nu-males hate Snyder
I'm not surprised. After all, their idols are Peyton Reed and Joss Whedon.
Seeing an alpha male like Zack Snyder causes them to remember how they were bullied by an alpha male and uncomfortable and lash out the only way they know how -impotently typing out hateful words on a Japanese jpeg board. Some, like Ant-Man director Peyton Reed when shown a statement from a capeflick rumor monger saying "DC directors can physically beat up Marvel directors," choose to withdraw into safe spaces instead. It's little wonder why /tv/ connects with Marvel more.
Snyder directs in sweatpants and Under Armour wristbands.
If that's not badass I don't know what is. Nerds can't stand that an alpha auteur is in control of their products, and he's elevating them to heights their puny brains can't comprehend. They can't stand that someone who appears on the outside as a manchild with a comic book fetish, is pushing the medium further than they thought possible.
Snyder, Affleck, and Cavill get the bitches and gays all juicy. They are just ripe with raw sexual energy. This offends the virginal fanboi. MoS and BvS deal with emotional issues and belief systems in a mature way. This doubly offends the fanboi, who is stuck in perpetual adolescence. They can't process or register mature emotions. And people hate what they don't understand.
>>69885365
ye and now the pope is celebrating the influx of murderous muslims entering europe, lying about the positives of such things. fucking cue-card reading cunt.
>>69884918
Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and souless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest-common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conveiced product.
Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.
When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Civil War or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangers for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.
Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
>>69885910
t-THIS!
where is everyone getting all this pasta from? :\
>>69886270
ME-ME-ME i write!
>>69885365
>>69885480
I'm thinking of going to an Easter Orthodox church instead since the "Pope" only cares about being popular.
>>69886270
Winston Smith is a non-stop pasta machine.
>>69886270
Because Marvel has Kevin Feige
>Actual Marvel comics fan
>Successfully maneuvers around stubborn Marvel execs to let him try MCU
>Idea seemed bananas crazy at a time because Marvel was nearly bankrupt and most popular characters were splitted between other studios
>Takes the risk and produces Iron Man
>Proceeds with creating $10 bln franchise from nothing
>Revolutionized the concept of movie franchise
>Runs things so efficiently that there were little to no scandals or production misfires for the project this large, namely all top stars are willing to continue filming
>No movie or script leaks like retards at Fox or Sony regularly do
>Of 13 movies he oversaw 13 are financially successful with 13 of those having positive critic reception
>Slowly returns Marvel characters to their home from other studios
>Excellent relations with Disney board as well as lots of Hollywood people
>Cucks Paramount
>Cucks Universal
>Picks up the fight with uncooperative CEO when the time comes
>Wins the fight and becomes co-CEO himself
>Cucks Sony into Spider-Man deal
>Humiliates WB/DC at capebowl of 2016
>MCU steamroller is going as strong as ever
>Starts war with co-CEO over Marvel TV
>Starts it just at the moment when Civil War is breaking its billion while TV ratings are declining - a move that will undoubtedly make him look good and co-CEO bad
>Looks like he is going to win this too
>This is the man who made Iron Man and Captain America larger cultural icons than Batman and Superman
>This is the man who produced a comic book movie about Rocket Racoon, a movie that was more profitable and critically successful than a movie featuring Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman
>>69885910
REEEEE
there's a version of this pasta with the spelling mistakes corrected, post that one
>>69886505
can't find it
>>69886469
>From the magic studio that brought you Age of Ultron
>>69886505
>>69886648
Well, it's because anti-Marvel embryos are illiterate.
>>69886721
illiterate?
OF FILM?
AAHAHAHA WHAT?
for now enjoying that marvel mind control trash?
it fuking crap
batman and spiderman are the only classic
i just dismissed those guys u mentioend cause of what i saw when i searched dey's names on gugul.
only good movies involving superheroes are tim burton's batman's and spiderman 1-3!
aaaand i'm akshly a objectively higher authority than u when it comes to this
thats all imma say
>>69886941
oh my god so FUCKING gay so FUCKING gay overweight dumbasses like holy shite yes we finally getting paid for having ruining a beloved franchise with our agenda and getting fucked in the butt backstage by our fag kike producers! it was all worth it! proud of the the low-culture trash they've assembled into a little trash theater that will remembered by anyone that went to see them prancing their unwiped dookie dripping assholes around in ghostbusters suits in the latest meme-movie of the month. give me a BREAK your movie is SHIT, faggots! you're SHIT! flick for LOSERS HAHAH oh my GOD it's GARBAGE HOW'D THAT HAPPEN IT'S GHOSTBUSTERS
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