>>69854106
R+L=J&M FUCKING CONFIRMED
HATERS BTFO
ALL HAIL AZOR MEERA AKA THE PRINCESS THAT WAS PROMISED
>>69856766
yep
would be a century of kek
YOU JUST KNOW
what happened to the myrcellaposter?
nth for Preston was right
>>69856977
DELETE THIS, BLUE BOARD CYKA BLYAT
>Much as I admire Tolkien, and I do admire Tolkien — he’s been a huge influence on me, and his Lord of the Rings is the mountain that leans over every other fantasy written since and shaped all of modern fantasy — there are things about it, the whole concept of the Dark Lord, and good guys battling bad guys, Good versus Evil, while brilliantly handled in Tolkien, in the hands of many Tolkien successors, it has become kind of a cartoon. We don’t need any more Dark Lords, we don’t need any more, ‘Here are the good guys, they’re in white, there are the bad guys, they’re in black. And also, they’re really ugly, the bad guys. **George R. R. Martin
What did he mean by this?
>tfw watched the 110mb version
Anyone post that pasta about Bran naming Jon
Why did d+d take summer from us?
IS FROGFU SAFE
Official GOT S06E05 plotline ranking
>great
Bran
Dany
Fake Sansa's tits
>meh
Castle Black
Meereen
Braavos
>shit
Ironborn
Bran wargs into Wallace to try to change the past,
but that's actually what makes him retarded.
that much is obvious, right?
guys what if game of thrones actually happened in real life? I mean it feels so real, there must be something to it... I mean I don't even care about my family or normal life anymore I just live mentally in game of thrones.
Most based character coming through
>>69857043
Benjen saves the day.
>>69857036
>We don't need anymore dark lords
>Here's the Nights King
He means he's a hack
>>69857074
no but coldhands will appear
>>69857055
imo Braavos is much better than Dany, and I think Arya's will also get much better once she gets on a killerspree in westeros
I don't know why but this part really stood out to me. Any requests for webms?
I AM THE DOOR
>>69857055
>Dany
>great
wat r u smoking dood
>>69857087
Kings =/= Lords
WORST EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES TBQH
unf
>>69856663
>GRRM dies with books unfinished
>Dab and Dabid finish the story
God help us all
>>69857007
BLACKED
>>69857110
agreed
I cant think of a worse one.
>>69857112
Seven save us
>>69857055
>Ironborn
What is it with people not caring about kinslaying these days?
>Yes, I killed my brother and your king
>now let's go and murder my niece and nephew to secure the throne.
>>69857101
HOLD
Waiting til tonight to watch, but is there another TOJ flashback in this episode ?
>>69857074
Wait what
What the fuck, that makes literally no sense
>oh hey nephew, I've been living with elf people and hiding in a fucking cave for something like 6 years now, how random is it that we meet like this? Why is that woman dragging you across the ground? Walk, you lazy fuck.
>>69857087
>Here are the good guys, they’re in white, there are the bad guys, they’re in black. And also, they’re really ugly, the bad guys
But the good guys are black and the bad guys are in white. He's doing a spin on the trope you see.
>>69857102
kek
>>69857101
Well, they wasted another great actor.
>>69857055
>great
>dany
>>69857110
>>69857126
kys bookworms
So remember when GURM was saying that the Others have a real motive and that they're not just a big bad evil? What's the excuse now?
>full frontal cock
>I believe in second changes not in third
deathflag raised?for him
Leaks for this episode, please.
Anyone else thought that depiction of Ned Stark was spot on?
>>69857069
Mace of Base
>>69857092
You just repeated what I said.
Benjen hype next week.
>>69857159
He already died at the end of last season though.
>>69857139
Yes. Hodor is there with Lyanna holding the door.
>>69857139
No, but we find out the origin of the white walkers
>>69857148
Jon's the bad guy.
Jon and Dany have two worst arcs in history of fiction
>Jon
>waste 5 seasons on a wall
>fuck it
>Dany
>waste 5 seasons doing ????
>fuck it
At least Tyrion drank some wine and made quips
>>69857181
ayy
Whats the deal with HOLD THE DOOR ? I dont mind spoilers
>>69857169
>le farts loudly
>gtfo jora n dont come back feggit
>tree man killed by snow king
>hodor dies at the end
George said the ending will be bittersweet,
tfwEverything will be destroyed and in an attempt to save the future they must save the past so Bran will use his last remaining power to transport Jon and Dany back in time as Azor Ahai and this time make sure to end the WW threat for once and for allAlas they are doom in a time travelling loop and Bran will relive his day again and again and again until he decided to stop climbing that tower
>>69857211
HOLD
m-m-muh b-books :D
>>69856960
Any links to the episode?
It was nice to see Kevin Eldon and Richard E Grant
>>69857211
It's how Hodor got his name
>>69857175
No show is complete until Kevin Eldon gets a role.
>>69857087
I think he makes a fair point though. In a lot of movies/shows/stories there are character that are pretty much purely Good and character that are purely evil. Pretty sure that GRRM's initial concept was to make everyone a bit of both(like in real life...). D&D and HBO most likely hijacked the story and formed le super villain Ramsayalso Nights King will turn out to be one of the good guys
>>69857087
No Night's King in the books senpai.
someone post that new red priestess tits
>>69857228
THE
Jesus Christ, the guy who leaked the episode is retarded. Took me one minute to find his identity.
His Twitter is extremely cringe and he is a real Stannisautist.
>>69857101
Why does Night's Dude even give a shit about 1-Eyed Snake and the boy who grew up really fast.
>>69857253
GABAGOOL
So ... does this confirm that Hodor is not the name of the Great Other?
>>69857211
hold the door
holdthedoor
hododoor
hodor
Was Richard E Grant good?
>>69857101
Is this from the new episode? how?
>>69857253
DOOR
>>69857217
>Bran will relive his day again and again and again until he decided to stop climbing that towerPut your little hand in mine / there ain't no tower we can't climb
Okay so the children of the forest created the others to get back at humanity for the shit they did
Why then do the COTF and the Others end up fighting?
Does this also confirm that the others come with winter and not the other way round?
>bootstrap paradox in got now
Fucking why?
Can someone post a summary of the episode?
>>69857155
they want to save the world from the real villains, which is caloreesi and her wyverns
>>69857101
Fake Sansa's tits.
Summer's Death.
Tormund smilling at Brienne.
Happy Sansa when she talks about her Uncle's army.
>>69857282
Has he ever been bad, anon?
Hold the door = hodor, is that just a /tv/meme or is there any truth to this?
>>69857101
>I've survived in this tree for a thousand years and within two weeks of letting this kid in I'm dead.
>>69857155
The CotF could be be lying. Not in that they created the Others but in saying they are out of control. They needed Bran to get the mark of the NK so that the walkers can cross the wall.
What Brynden gets out of this and why he helps them I dunno.
>>69857232
http://vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
>>69857293
The Others turned in the COTF for whatever reason.
>>69857155
Dabid=/= GRRM
Who has the best tits in GoT? For me it's a tie between:
>Ros
>Tyene
>Braavosi mummer playing Sansa
>>69857139
Nop.
>>69857152
Nah.
If they strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>69857309
They literally repeat the line 30 times at the end of the episode to make sure you get it.
This thread needs morePLUMES
TV SANSA = BOOK JON
TV JON = BOOK STANNIS
It is confirmed as being important that Dany have an intrusive love interest with a fire hand, what is the significance of this?
Euron is not invading Westeros, but instead going to court Danaerys. There still might be a Daario twist where Daario and Jorah together=Victarion
>>69856975
this.. this isn't actually confirmed is it?
Man, if they're going to do Cleganebowl this season, they'd best hurry the fuck up.
>>69857153
"Great" meaning large or immense. We use it in the pejorative sense.
>>69857309
its the last scene you nigger just watch the leak.
The first 40 minutes of the episode are terrible though.
>>69857193
>>4U
>>69857190
>>69857191
>>69857337
thanks senpai
>>69857175
What was the name of the actor playing the guy sitting at a table behind the stage.
Hes another "that guy" to me.
>>69857328
Is it like a Frankenstein thing then?
>>69857314
Bloodraven is only 125 years old though.
WHERE IS NEW TRAILER?
>>69857320
But we saw them die to the WW
>>69857336
Ros by a long shot
>>69857367
I didn't even know there was a leak, how is the video quality?
>>69857146
Benjen was aware of Bran being crippled you mong.
>>69857300
When were the Tormund and happy Sansa scene sagain? I'll do those first.
>>69857309
the bitter truth
hold the *farts* door
>>69857211
bran warged into hodor through kid hodor in his vision and meera yelled "hold the door" in the real world
basically he saw the future and his brain couldn't take it
>>69857389
In a previous episode he says he's spent a thousand years in the tree.
I don't think he's Bloodraven in the show, just a wizard man.
After this episode I'm in Team Khaleesi now.
>>69857403
There's a 1080p version.
>>69856960
HOLD
Have they made Theon's voice slightly higher than usual? Or just me?
>>69857357
Cleganebowl is postponed so the Tyrell's can siege the sept.
>>69857175
Almost as accurate as the dorfs who played the Baratheon brothers on Joffrey's wedding.
>>69857108
>>69857153
there was nothing wrong with the Dany scene you fucking contrarians
>Summer
ITS NOT FAIR, WHY DO D&D KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, WE ONLY HAVE 2 LEFT NOW
>>69857437
oof, that kneecap one looks sore
>>69857437
That'll teach you to ask for an expanded role!
>>69857403
dont expect to be able to follow anything happening in the cave at the end of the episode.
worth waiting till tonight for a better quality since it was such a bad episode.
Litteral pottery
>>69857217
The Night's King fled across the desert, and the crippled boy followed.
>>69857325
Thank you based anon
>Hold the door
What did they mean by this?
>>69857007
>Johnson is wearing a cross
>An indication of faith in a fictional religious Jewish figure who was brought back like a Zombie
>He actually believes this, he's actually a Christian
I immediately lose respect for people who actually believe in this garbage. Johnson is a net loss to society.
>>69857283
>he doesn't know about the leak
>>69857446
Emilia Clarke was in it, so there's that.
who was the guy the CotF turned into the nights king? Azor AyyyImao or some random uniportant human?
does Euron have the Dragon Horn?
>>69857463
>Implying that pampered poodle Nymeria didn't get killed after two days of being in the wild
Miss me yet?
Can anyone answer this question? It's not a trick, or anything - just something I've been thinking about.
To the average show viewer, what impact does the 3ER even have on them? To book readers, he's a really important character which affects the narrative considerably, but in the TV show, he's an old guy sat in a cave who has literally been in under 10 scenes, and has sort of shown Bran Winterfell.
Should the general audience even care about 3ER? From what I've heard from people in real life, no one actually cares about him.
It's a shame, really.
>>69857336
Fansa.
and who
was he
the proud anon asked
>>69857501
every day
>>69857357
You don't sound very hyped.
I can't wait for the Preston smugness and the Linda autism rage.
>>69857495
Unimportant human.
Oddly it looked a lot like the actor that was the Night's King before they recast.
>>69857499
shes leading a wolf pack buddy.
The hacks will bring them around before its over.
>>69857520
wat
So Jon and Bran will literally become the Azor Ahai and Bran the Builder from 8000 years ago by going back in time?
>>69857504
Well he was quite powerful, so his loss creates furthers a sense of doom (arguably)
>>69857470
Found the owner of those tits. They are belong to Eline Powell, she has a ayyy lmao face though
CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE HOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>69857501
nope
>>69857495
>>69857534
It was the guy that plays the Night's King now.
>>69857437
What sequence do you think he fired them in?
>HOLD THE DOOR
is this supposed to be a joke? cos its not fucking funny
what the fuck
Can someone post Ros' tits?
Everybody says she has the best ones but no pics to be found.
>>69857336
Ros's have perfect size, softness and nipple colour
Tyene's have perfect shape
And Fansa's have perfect puffy nipples
They're all great
Lots of good faces this week
>>69857470
This scene needs to be made into the new /got/ webm, with all the changes that were made and Arya representing /got/ itself
>>69857520
He looks like an Andal not a First Man, shit casting.
What's the comfiest castle in Westeros?
Didn't watch the leak yet, but did based mace make an appearance?
>>69857492
Maybe if you believed in God he would have blessed you with an acting career and you'd be somewhere else besides shitposting on an anime image board.
Judging by the comments here the episode was shit? Cant watch right now
>>69857470
It kind of is. D&D decided to demonize the characters they don't like while white washing the ones they like in their tits and farts filled lowbrow retelling of the story. It fits.
>>69857446
Why do you come to /tv/ if you hate us contrarians so much? Just stay on Leddit or Tumblr.
>>69857532
I can't wait for The Normies reaction
>>69857564
what's with all the sopranos memery
Ian Mcshane next ep?
>>69857101
The only well done part of the whole season. That and the hanging scene
>>69857557
Yeah but why would showplebs even care about someone who has been in barely anything
Iam done with this schlock, for real this time.
>>69857599
no KL at all. Think they'll focus on it heavily next ep
>>69857520
>the stone in his chest is the night kings weak spot
calling it now. screencap this
>>69857603
even if the episode was a literal 10/10 /tv/ would still say it's a 4 at best
>>69857260
Because the 3ER is really powerful. They've probably been trying to kill him for ages, but they couldn't because of the spell on the cave. They want to kill Bran because he's the 3ER's apprentice.
>>69857007
>>69857007
>you will never be double teamed by the Rock and Kevin Hart
best meme line of the show?
le Hold the door
le who said anything about him
le what is dead may never die
or le winter is coming XDXD
>>69857055
the fake sansa probably would've been a better actor and objectively has a better body andtitsthan sophie fucking turner
>>69857592
Highgarden, probably.
>>69857492
>wow
>much edgy
some bookfag tell me what the fuck was the Varys's issue?
the red bitch had the most punchable face in the world
>>69857599
No King's Landing at all, all we got was
>Wall storyline now featuring CIA
>Braavos
>Meereen
>Vaes Dothrak
>Beyond-the-Wall
>Iron Islands
>>69857639
>Chaos is a ladder
>>69857623
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FUCK OFF THEN?
>>69857007
>>69857117
ROCK'D
>>69857501
Not at all, dipshit. You knew you were going north, so do you think it might have been a good idea to use some of that Iron Bank money to outfit your men with winter gear?
>>69857579
I've read a ton of theories that say this is how he gets the name but the authors were always joking
>yfw D&D actually do it, the madmen
so how the fuck does bran know what the fuck he is supposed to do
>>69857573
Arms first, so she couldn't hold herself up, putting a couple of deliberate misses in the bed to torment her. Then two in the leg so she couldn't stand, two in the cunt because she's a whore, then finally the one through the heart
>>69857628
>ewahhhhh they didnt like it wahhhh im triggered
back to r3ddit faggot, the episode sucked.
seriously go back.
>>69857615
nope i think ep 7
>>69857653
>Wall storyline now featuring CIA
This sounds pretty cool tbqh
>>69857619
They don't, but they probably care about Hodor though
>>69857520
im 12 and what is this
>>69857628
It was good then?
Wow, the first episode when Daenerys not just did not annoy me, but I really liked her. She's the best.
>>69857639
le no cock xD
stands out for me because people showed screenshots of reddit saying this was good dialogue between Tyrion and Varys
>>69857650
It's in the show, he got his dick cut off as a kid by some shitty sorcerer for a ritual. Then he found the sorcerer during the show and had him delivered to him in a box.
>>69856960
rip holdedoor
>>69857603
Nah it wasn't shit, Kingsmoot was a bit underwhelming but done well overall
>>69857650
he doesnt like her because a red priest chopped his dick off for a sacrifice
>>69857674
kys bookworm
>>69857623
see you next week
>>69857674
>ewahhhhhhhh wahhh someone potentially disagrees with me
>reddit XD
>>69857435
THE
>went to sleep
>woke up
>still pissed about the direwolf indiscriminate killing this season
what shitty writing
>>69857664
You go?
>>69857671
Cause 3ER told him to listen to Meera who screamed "WARG INTO HODOR", you deaf faggot.
>>69857678
>>69857680
>>69857682
>>69857690
>>69857692
save this img guys.
I am calling it now
>>69857134
Tha part of him admitting without issue killing Balon wasn't a big deal because no one liked Balon for dragging the Ironborn into two losing wars. He was basically a mini-Aerys but with less insanity.
The part of him stating that he wants to kill Yara and Theon stroke me as odd though, I mean had Euron not interfered, Yara would have full support to be queen, and yet the next second they have no issues killing her
>>69857707
>>69857701
but who was the voice in the flames?
SPOILER, INSIDER INFO FROM FREAKDOCTOR:Night's King sword is called the Horn of Winter in the show
>>69857446
I agree, her scene this week was pretty good. But overall, her story is still a bit of a mess this season (what else is new)
>>69857730
i meant to fight the white walkers/take 3 eyed ravens place
>>69857742
Bran
>>69857742
rhlorr or the great other presumably
>>69857615
He'd better hurry the fuck up and save the show
>>69857714
DOOR
>>69857728
kek
Does anyone have a link to a decent version of the leak, the 2gb torrent i found is stuttery as fuck,
DUDE TIME PARADOX LMAO XD
>>69857650
you dont remember the wizard guy in the box with maggots in his mouth?
>>69857520
>TV Series set in medieval times
>Flashback set thousands of years before that
>Man with shirt of has a waxed chest
Right so there is only two possibilities for this shit fest
1) D&D are hacks and have never slept with a man with chest hair amongst their gay adventures
2) The children of the forest shaved this captured man's chest for the ritual
Either way what the fuck
>>69857134
Dany killed every horse fucker leader and walked out of fire.
Horse fuckers usually hate witches and don't have a woman as leader - but lol who cares.
>>69857741
It's Ironborn man, they cuh-rayzeee
>>69857742
stannis
>that cringey as fuck Sansa & Littlefinger scene
I can't watch any more lads.
>>69857283
A Swedish Stannisautist leaked the episode, after HBO Nordic fucked up and made it available for a while last night. He recorded it and leaked it before they discovered their mistake. Unfortunately for him, he literally doxxed himself by accident, more than enough evidence for HBO to fuck him really hard
So what the fuck is going to happen at river run?
>>69857779
THIS!
>>69857532
Dont forget based Ravor
>>69857741
>had Euron not interfered, Yara would have full support to be queen, and yet the next second they have no issues killing her
all her supporters fled with her on the iron fleet
>>69857258
link it
WHERE WILL BRAN GO?
>>69857752
>Woman friend-zones a man for 6 seasons
>After learning he's going to die he literally fucks off telling her to get bent
>She can't physically handle this and has to string him along one last time whilst she fucks Chad in the background
What a slut
>>69857713
>oh no I acted like a faggot and got caught
>quick better copy and paste what he said to cover my tracks
>phew thank god this is an anonymous mongolian lumber trading post and not reddit where people know me.
That play was a pretty good summary of GoT so far.
link for english subtitles please ?
>that fucking gag
Seriously? Are they afraid the weirwood hears the screams? It looks more like roleplay in one of CIA's establishments.
>>69857586
Kek, yes please. Somebody do this.
How is this shit somehow still not on torrent sites?
Blows my mind.
Either of them would have been a vastly superior. Why is HBO so shit at casting new characters?
>>69857802
this
LF standing alone in some fucked up house waiting for Sansa.
was this scene just there to remind us that Sansa is a badass now?
>>69857720
>It's bad writing when a character I like dies.
>>69857501
Fuck off, Isaak
>>69857752
and? what's she supposed to do?
>>69857807
How did he doxx himself?
>>69857155
Remember this is most likely fanfic by Dabid
Should I watch this episode?
>>69857836
maybe so he doesnt bite his tongue
>>69857847
Both of those look obviously autistic, complete opposite of Euron.
>>69857711
you first kiddo!
>>69857861
Something popped up twice onscreen during the ep, like an IM or something, and it had an email
>>69857847
Based Mads would have been so good
>>69857821
What do you want? She told him to fuck off twice already, and he can't take a hint.
>>69857819
Watch the leak and find him for yourself
>>69857883
>euron
>not autistic
i am le storm
So we saw the CotF create an Other in that ritual by the weirwood tree.
But we also saw the Night King turn Craster's baby into an Other earlier in the show.
Did the CotF create all the other's or is the Night King the original who went on to create all the other Others?
>>69857614
HOLD THE DOOOOOOR
>>69857832
there are none so far it seems
watch it without them, there is like no important dialogue
>>69857847
>muh eyepatch
Fuck the eyepatch
>>69857413
>happy Sansa
About 39:56 in. You can also do the scene were she hands Jon the stark coat about 41:35.
>Tormund
42:05
And I also remembered a few more:
>Pip "I'm not the lo-" 42:58
>Kingsmoot Euron Ceremony - 22:15
>Jorah's Goodbye - 26:00
>>69857888
Kek what a retard
>>69857867
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
>>69857785
>every man has a hairy chest
you don't go out too often, do you?
>>69857850
>actually supporting the shitty mass murder of the direwolves this season
When George kills off a Direwolf, he makes sure that it has a lasting impact on other characters and is a turning point.
How you can support this pleb shit is beyond me. Oh wait, you're a pleb too, so that make sense.
>>69857501
forever;__;
>Tree girls made the white walkers
lel good job morons
>>69857836
It's not even a gag.
It's in Hollywood terms but they have no idea how gag's are supposed to work.
>LETS GO MURDER MY NIECE AND NEPHEW EHEHEH xDDD
Jesus fucking christ really low
>>69857847
Pay peanuts you get monkeys.
When they have to sink 300k an episode on the main characters. They haven't got much left for new ones.
>>69857909
>when you came but she keeps going
""""""""""""""GLAMOUR"""""""""""""""
This shit is getting painful.
Hard to deny that it's all "Woman are strong, men are weak" now. Why do they have to be so heavy handed about it.
>>69857939
hahah
book fags getting BTFO
The play is the best part, desu
>>69857785
What are you a sandnigger?
>>69857861
The Twitter notification at the end of the video.
Hodor is really kill ?
HOLD THE DOOR!!!
can someone add some dubstep and airhorns in the scene where frogfu one-shots an other?
>>69857833
Stop posting the shopped version
>>69857937
except nobody really gave a shit when summer died
>>69857501
Always.
NJOY U ROTTEN NIGGERS
http://vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
>>69857980
No.
>>69857950
He killed his own brother before. Did you not watch?
>>69857868
it's actually impressive how bad it is. more fart jokes, more dick jokes, this episode has it all
>>69857939
>hate humans
>decide to use a human to make a superweapon
>it hates everyone and is immortal
>>69857984
here's your (you)
THEY FORGOT TO TAKE THE JOJENPASTE
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
>>69857950
It was funny how they all just strolled to the top.
>>69857950
Its clear the iroborn dont give a fuck about kinslaying.
>>69857950
Plotting and scheming is over, it is time to KILL. All characters appear to become dumber and dumber each episode. I blame the writers.
So Stannis probably won't come back until next season, right? Or maybe in the last episode of this one?
How do you guys like your GoT? Me? I like it with farts and cocks.
>>69858021
explain how it was a turning point
>>69858042
kys
>>69857493
>>69857807
Where is this fucking leak
did he upload it ?
>Salsa holds the North
>Yara queen of Krakens
>Kelly C rules the East
>Cersei rules Westeros
The leader of the white walkers is probably a lady at this point.
Did anyone else notice that Jon and Sansa looked just like Ned and Cat while riding out of Castle Black?
>>69857818
Yeah.....
>Euron legitimately takes the Seastone chair
>Yara: "Yeah nah fuck that, I'm revolting too"
>steals half the Iron Born fleet
>Euron: "Hmmm I guess Yara is revolting, oh well fuck her, who needs them"
>Yara bets everything on Dany
So we'll have the SNEKS and Yara's faction of the Ironborn following Dany, literally Dany's entire entourage will be women, the imp, and two cockless men by the time she arrives
Found this online from years ago where a guy at a convention shared an elevator with GRRM. Doesn't seem tinfoil-y anymore. Sounds legit.
The final time we ended up together, the conversation went like this:
Me: I finally figured out why you have a character named “Hodor.”
Martin: Oh?
Me: I was thinking about your comment about wanting to be an elevator operator. It’s clear to me now that “Hodor” is short for “Hold the door.”
Martin: (laughing) You don’t know how close to the truth you are!
>>69858025
they did off-screen in s5
>>69857040
wolfs are geting expensive
>Oh by the way your uncle has retaken Riverrun
Oh we didn't mention that? It's a good thing most of last season was Jamie's wild ride into Dorne with the Sand Snakes. You enjoyed that right?
can we all agree on how shitty the ironborn turned out to be?
remember that scene when theon is baptised? that scene was the peak of the ironborn storyline, all downhill from there
>>69857040
Winter is coming
>>69858065
>Seastone Chair
You mean the Salt Throne, of course.
>>69858065
>>69857818
Why do both have the same plan? There's no difference between them.
>>69858066
heh
>>69858042
It does seem like they are pushing the idea that he is dead and knowing D&D that means that he probably is alive. My money is on epsiode 7, broken man.
>>69858055
It is literally linked in this thread, fampai
>>69857833
>Manlet joke time
Now this I can do.
>>69857730
Its skinchanging! Warging is a not a real verb! A warg is a beyond the wall/northern name for a person who skinchanges into a wolf
>>69858033
They do though, it's why Balon exiled Euron in the first place instead of letting Victarion kill him for cucking him
>>69857920
Tormund
>>69858066
Poor GRRM
>get hyped for Dorne
>it turns out to be a mess
>get hyped for Children of the Forest
>it turns out to be a mess
why do they do this to me? ;_;
>>69858098
I'm half-surprised that DnD didn't call it the "Iron Throne" because of the whole iron price thing.
>>69858066
BOOKFAGS BTFO
"le books are so much better"
>Ywn flay all those lanklets
>>69857920
Edd is the Lord Commander. Pip & Grenn died in S4
>tfw Summer is actually dead
Bran won't be whole now. Also how the fuck will he survive out there in the shit? Coldhands?
>>69858052
read the books you retarded faggot
>>69858134
Stop getting hyped.Except for Cleganebowl, shit's gonna be nuts.
>>69858118
i think that this is unintentional, just that guy who plays him can not stop looking at her
>>69858110
Actually, it was meant to be a sophie-is-a-giant joke, but that'll do too
>>69857758
Wasn't it a poleaxe and not a sword that he used in the leaked episode?
>>69858152
Benjen next episode (srs)
>Kingsmoot
>Euron wins
>Nah fuck that we magically stole the Ironfleet whilst he was being coronated
What the fuck was that? How did 2 people steal 80 ships without anyone noticing?
>>69858085
Euron appearance was ok, but other than that ironarc is yet another proof of how D&D hate most lines in ASOIAF.
Lately I'm not even sure they actually have read it.
>>69858153
I did
where can we watch leak?
>>69858115
>Victarion
Who is Victarion anon ? :^)
Say what you want about the Ironborn scenes but at least they gave Euron a crown, they didn't bother giving Stannis, Robb or Balon that shit during the War of the Five Kings.
>>69858055
There are several links. They are legit, just saw the episode.
Poor Isaaak
>>69858138
>"Iron Throne" because of the whole iron price thing.
brb grabbing my idea crayons
>>69858151
My bad, I always get them confused.
>>69858164
She's incredibly tall. The Bolton actors are incredibly short.
>For you
>>69858181
You can tie ships together with rope you know, fuck's sake learn some basic fucking seamanship shit's embarrassing.
>>69858196
Literally anywhere. I found it in about 1 minute of searching.
>>69858181
just turn off your brain, this show is such absolute garbage now it's impossible to watch it otherwise
people who think the show > books are some memeing retards, that's for sure
>>69858134
Stop getting hyped anon. I've long since stopped and I'm just enjoying the wild, clusterfuck ride now.
>Sansa becoming a completely different person the second she arrives at the Wall after being pretty much the same for 5 full seasons
Someone save this series from D&D
I can't handle all the 10/10 tits on this show
>Ros
>Melisandre
>Lysa
>Snek
>Falsa
What is this, do they cast based on tits or what?
>>69857741
Disliked or not, murder and especially kinslaying is generally frowned upon in Westeros
But it's D&D, so everyone who's not one of the good guy has no moral compass whatsoever
>>69858196
ITS BEEN POSTED MULTIPLE TIMES INT HIOS THREAD U FUCKING CUNT DUAVC K
>>69857888
fucking idiot i swear. i got triggered from that call or whatever it was, especially with the mouse cursor moving
>>69858202
Isn't the drowned men supposed to give cpr to the people they drown? Damphair took pride on never losing anyone, but just drowning him and hoping that he spits the water out of his lungs seems dangerous as fuck.
>>69857920
Happy Sansa
I don't think this really warrants a webm, but whatever.
JUST.
>>69858240
For somebody like Falsa, probably. "Casting call: redheaded girl with A-grade tits"
It kind of ruins it for me that the others were created by CotF
Now it feels like it's going to be a faggot ending where they save the whitewalkers from their curse
Also, is that tree significant at all? It would seem the graves were placed like that spiral snow flake from season 3, does that mean that that's the seed of corruption and killing the tree means killing the walkers?
>>69858085
I have hated them from the beginning, including Theon and his stupid inbred face. Literally Dorne-tier garbage now reduced to a stupid deus ex machina for Caloreesi.
What the fuck happened?
>>69858285
More like Patrick Smallahide.
>>69858209
>incredibly short.
>tfw 5'7'' Dutchman
kanker
>>69858268
Yeah, they do some form of resuscitation in the books but fuck it, D&D don't care.
>>69858279
I just found it utterly adorable. Thanks a bunch.
HOLD THE DOOR
;_;
>>69858268
aeron hates euron and wants him dead
>>69858300
Jon and Bran will go back in time, Jon will defeat the walkers as Azor Ahai, and Bran will build the wall.
>>69858196
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4khmww/stream_link_season_6_episode_5_the_door/
that subreddit is pretty much /got/ btw
anyone got subtitles for the leak?
>>69858333
DnD did
so the COTF are good guys who fucked up or are the walkers good guys?
>>69858333
Ran out of source material.
Nice trips.
>>69858333
HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
best scene
>>69858300
>Now it feels like it's going to be a faggot ending where they save the whitewalkers from their curse
As opposed to dragons burning them all?
Give peace a chance
>>69858354
Everyone's a good guy.
>>69858268
Yes. To be fair to this episode, it was a bit closer to the book version than it was in season two with "we'll sprinkle a little water on Theons face".
>>69858348
not yet
watch it without them
there is like no important dialogue
>>69858285
I feel like Allen would be fantastic in a Lovecraft movie.
Also, did he read the books?
>>69858181
>20 men destroy the camp of Westeros' best military commander.
>a bunch of rich guys with daggers kill the world's best swordsman.
>They also manage to burn down a whole fleet of ships.
>four women with no (legal) power stab the ruler of a country in front of his personal guards and nothing happens.
Are you really surprised at this point?
how the fuck did the vale knights manage to go up through fucking crannogland, up into a seemingly undefended moat cailin, and then little finger magically teleport to castle black
not to mention the red priest from volantis managed to magically teleport from volantis to meereen
>>69858354
From my point of view, the COTF are evil
Daario = Euron would have been a perfect fit in the show, why didnt they do it?
Would be far less of an asspull than all the teleports and people meeting each other in the middle of nowhere,
>>69858237
Sansa always was a badass desu
Remember when she refused the lemon cake in Kings Landing?
>>69858363
HOLY HNNNG
2>5>4>1>3
>You found out about a major ASOIAF spoiler here of all places
>>69858118
Brienne looks at the camera
>>69858392
There are no teleports you stupid shit. Time passes, the show isn't happening in real time.
>>69857429
She was so much hotter when she wasn't queen porkchop
>>69858363
>Sophie Turner lookalike tits
The only redeeming part of the episode
new
>>69858411
>>69858392
how do you know it's not true?
>>69858385
I guess the boltons didn't even bother to man moat cailin after they cleared it of ironborn
>>69858335
>Being 5'7"
You poor bastard.
>We will create Walkers to kill humans
>Now let's built the wall to protect them
Wew
>>69858411
>>69858411
>>69858411
>>69858411
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>69858411
>>69858411
>>69858411
>>69858411
>>69858209
They arent that short for brits. Roose is average and ramsay is slightly below.
the true manlet is 5'6 jon.
>>69857888
>Something popped up twice onscreen during the ep
and it scared the shit out of me
How did the episode got leaked?
Without memeing can we actually discuss what this meant.
Was Bran in the present when the Night's King grabbed him? Why can the Night's King see him? What does the mark mean? Why does the COTF/BR fight the WW if they were the ones to create them in the first place?
>>69857672
are these promo pics? moar?
friendly reminder that marilyn manson fucked that.
>>69857802
>>69857849
She's a dumb fuck. Typical cunt logic.
Should've let the Knights of the Vale help and from then on bind Royce and the autistic Vale Warden to her and depose of dickfinger.
Then move on to the Riverlands
>>69858422
Ciri is a slut
>>69858486
H+L=J?
>Why does the COTF/BR fight the WW if they were the ones to create them in the first place?
Isn't "creating an intelligent monster that turns against you" a fairly common trope in scifi/fantasy?
So the WW ARE CoTF Bio-Super Weapon as a last resort to fuck all WesterosThe Old one create Eldar and Krox as a bio weapon to fought off Necrons
>>69857779
the 800mb 1080p i've watched was fine actually, except that fucking alert and twitter shit.
>>69857336
Ros and it's not close.
This season has been pretty lackluster, but ep5 I actually felt something.
I fucking felt bad for Hodor. Imagine you're just a stable boy in a castle and suddenly you hear in your head that hold the door and you see images of yourself dying to some fucking magical creatures in the cold north. Id fucking lose myself too...Fuck
>>69857069
>crocs on red carpet
There will never be a more based man
>>69858685
What's more sad is that in retrospect, everything he did was because Bran turned him into a retarded unwilling slave.
A slave that he sacrificed so he could save himself.
>>69858215
melly >>>>>>>>>>>>>> that whore
>>69858240
Lysa's was a prosthetic and Mel's are hugely overrated
>>69858520
There's only those two, it's from the official GOT makeup artist's portfolio
>>69858174
I wouldn't even be mad. The actor who played him was so fucking hot.
>>69858348
Learn to english, fag
>>69858479
Swedish GoT released it accidentally 24 hours early.
>>69856960
hodor = hold the door
wtf are they even trying anymore
>>69857348
no it's not
nothing of significance happens in this episode
>>69857139
>>69857258
Haha I remember the tweet
>>69857055
Episode 5 isn't even out yet
>>69860221
>this guy
>>69858333
The same thing every show does when they run out of readily available source material: it goes to shit.
>>69858445
Well the Boltons and North aren't at war with much anyone besides runaway Sansa. Stannis defeated, Ironborn got wiped or ran, Vale isn't hostile and they're in good terms with the iron throne.