How long until he gets fat and turns into the next Steven Seagal?
>>69839943
This post is stupid and you should feel stupid.
By all accounts, it should have happened already since Keanu is naturally unhappy.
Even if he continues to become even more crippled by depression later in life, he'll just become more handsome.
>>69839999
God he is so sexy I would literally suck a golfball out of his urethra
>>69839943
I'm surprised he hasn't already, wouldn't blame him if he did.
Keanu has the self-discipline to burn off 50 pounds in a month
also checked >>69839999
He got chubby for like a month but then immediately lost the weight.
Keanu may be sad but he's not retarded or anything
>>69839943
Never, he's The One
>>69839999
>non-traditionally checked
Keanu has been through too much pain to turn into the egotistical retard that Seagal is.
Seagal has been a spoiled brat his entire life
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>>69839999
>it's a dubs thread
>>69839943
his iq is in the triple digits and he actually has talent, so that wont happen
