The intro scene of It Follows was better then the rest of the whole thing but still
Discuss.
What's with the cross?
>>69818334
It follows was terrible and the babadook while a good flick wasn't scary in the least bit.
>>69818391
YOU'RE not scary in the least bit.
The Witch is the only true kino here.
Babadook was a drama about depression and It Follows was just some lame analogy about having kids.
Are there any good upcoming 'scary' movies? I haven't really heard anything anything, but I don't look hard either.
Also, it follows should have been more gory. That scene with the dudes mom raping him was kind of comical.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko
>>69818642
Robert Eggers the writer and director of the Witch is working on Nosferatu.
>>69818642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMEgSLetjHw
this could be good or bad, the trailer doesn't really show anything, but I trust Adam Wingard.
>>69818334
Shouldn't the cross be upside down OP?
>>69818973
#tru
>>69818385
Learn theology.
>>69818973
What does St. Peter have to do with those movies?
>>69818334
take out It Follows, and replace it with Creep
>>69818391
Do actual horror fans get "scared" by films ? I mean i could understand the casual viewer being scared, but not someone that watches them all of the time.
>>69818334
What's the next addition gonna be?
babadook was terrible.
babadook was fucking trash
I don't know why, but everytime I see someone praising It Follows I get triggered like a tumblr user
This movie is just so damn bland, except for the great intro scene
Witch and Babaduks are actually pretty good
>>69819316
I am a super horror casual and The Babadook wasn't scary. Signs was a scarier movie.
>>69818385
>Holy trinity
>>69819420
>a cross has four arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voa_7sLL7dQ
>>69819433
The bottom holds it up you retard.
>>69819433
Three arms and a leg, actually
if we get over the fact that all theese movies sucked then i might be able to agree with you
I actually think Oculus is better than It Follows and Babadook. It's very underrated. I uniquely tells a story that isn't just a slasher or paranormal movie. One of the scariest things I've seen in a movie was how they're unaware they're being manipulated.
What about V/H/S? Just the first one, of course.
>>69819808
Oculus and Annabelle are as good as if not better than anything in OP's bait.
>>69819199
>that religion knowledge
God bless you
>>69820014
God doesn't exist.
>>69820057
im sorry sir i think you dropped your passport
>>69820127
>maxresdefault.jpg
>memekino
ftfy
Haven't watch The Witch
is it really that spooky? elaborate
so reading this thread it's obvious the witch is a legit good horror-movie, right?
>>69818973
And I should have wrote
>(un)Holy
Did I ruin the whole thing? :(
>>69820219
It's not spooky, it's eerie.
>>69820219
>>69820279
its creepy in a Blair Witch kind of way. no jump scares and some geniunely unsettling moments. the 16th century Olde English dialog is hard work for some.
>>69820416
>No jump scares
Incorrect. The goat thing at the end was definitely a jump scare.
>>69818334
this "the witch is a good movie" meme has to fucking end
its as bad as /lit/ recommending the worst shit they can think of since its le funny to troll people asking for recomendations
>>69819175
It should be upside down.
>>69821890
Great bate.
>>69818642
Don't Breathe doesn't look awful
Babadook and It Follows were fucking disappointments
I haven't watched The Vvitch yet, but I'm sure it's the same overpraised shit like the rest
>>69818334
I don't know why people thought It Follows was good. I mean yeah it had a strong opening but as soon as the thing attacks the girls when they're at the beach the whole thing becomes laughably bad.
>>69822083
>I haven't watched The Vvitch yet, but I'm sure it's the same overpraised shit like the rest
oh man, if you didnt like it fallows then dont even come near the witch, its even slower and with more symbolism and less explenations
>>69822374
There's really not that much symbolism in the Witch
>>69819316
Only horror movie to scare me as an adult was Noroi: The Curse.
>>69822443
There's actually Tarot symbolism like every 20 minutes but I could understand how you might miss that
The VVitch sucks.
>>69818334
it follows was pretty shit desu
>>69822636
I'm not familiar with Tarot cards. Seemed like a fairly straightforward suspense film to me. Not a lot of layers to it.
>>69818334
jesus when will this witch dick sucking end
its an awful fucking movie
>>69822764
YOU'RE an awful movie.
>>69822683
the silver cup, the part when the crow bites the moms tit, even the baby paste
>>69818642
Don't breathe looks at least fun
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8XwWwPT8LE
the fourth kind? no?
>>69819316
I just don't get it, most of Creep was ok but the final scene when the guy just walked up to him and took him out with the axe was fucking jarring and I just don't know why
Horror thread?
This shit right here was fantastic. Watch if you're a fan of Raimi/Jackson-esque horror comedy. Also legitimately creepy at times.
>>69818334
>The /v/ vitch
>>69819970
wut.
>>69819433
This is what we get for removing God from schools
>>69818334
The Babadook was shit. It Follows didn't do anything for me but I at least respect it, plus it had a killer soundtrack.
Actually I haven't seen The Witch yet, but seeing it compared to those movies worries me. I wanted a good movie, not an overrated one.
>>69818525
>It Follows was just some lame analogy about having kids
It was a metaphor for STDs, you idiot. How could that not have been more obvious?
>>69819435
Fucking loved You're Next and I loved that song.
>>69818334
>It Follows
>good
Can we stop shilling this shit movie already?
ESSENTIAL /RAIMICORE/
> Evil Dead 2
> Army of Darkness
> Braindead/Dead-Alive
> Out of the Dark
> Deathgasm
Any suggestions?
The Witch is endorsed by the Satanic Temple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4nhmTR9bc0
>>69824379
Just to clarify, I mean this out of the Dark, not the 2014 one. It leans more towards Peter Jackson's hprror roots than Raimi's but it belongs nonetheless.
>>69824379
>Braindead/Dead-Alive
That's Peter Jackson dumbo
>>69824594
Yeah but I'd say it belongs on the goofy horror/comedy list. And horror comedy is a broad genre in itself, so I figured this particular type of movie should be called Raimicore.
>>69819970
Annabelle was shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJiltfB_Cw
Lights Out, movie based on that one Youtube short film, looks pretty decent.
>>69824419
> doing anything to demons besides ripping and tearing
I'm coming to get you, demons.
>>69824419
I kinda feel like they chose the wrong movie to represent their belief system.
Also
> daemons
>>69818334
Babadook isn't very good and It Follows is very bad.
I'd much rather have Antichrist or even Fatal Frame.
>>69818334
Jesus christ this thread shows just HOW MUCH plebbiness is rampant in /tv/
Overrated fucking meme trash. Especially It Follows, dear lord that movie was dogshit.
>>69823854
It Follows is not a metaphor for stds. Fact. But it can work as such.
>people placing the babdook in anywhere near the same league as it follows, let alone the witch
teenagers entranced by babbys first metaphor. you probably think the witch was symbolic too.
The Witch is in another league to Bobbadick and Shit Follows
If we're talking about non-scary overhyped bullshit "horror" where is Hush?
>>69823527
Currently watching "They Look Like People", will report back on quality.
>>69818334
The 2nd half of It Follows was absolute DOGSHIT. But the 1st half is good enough to be considered better than any other modern horror movie except those two
>>69818334
babadook is the only decent one there
it follows? are you fucking kidding me?
>>69827500
the babadook? are YOU kidding ME? babby's first movie metaphor. total dog shit
>>69824379
darkman, spiderman 1 and 2 and 3 (fuck you), evil dead 1 and army of darkness, no evil dead 2.
is the monsyer in it follows a gobernment robot?
>>69818334
All three of these are Megan is Missing tier.
>>69827580
i don't give a shit about the corny metaphors in these flicks
babdook was at least well made and kinda made you care about the mother
it follows is atrocious
Babadook - Really boring. I barely remember anything about besides a girl in the beginning sitting on a bench in miniskirt who I want to make love to.
The VVitch - Pretty good/10. I kept expecting some ebin plot twist about how the witches were metaphorical or something and it never happened. Good ending. Good flick. Well acted.
It Follows - Watchable movie but not really scary. Several fappable girls. Dope OST. I'm still confused by the clamshell kindle thing.
I dont get it
Is it VVitch or Witch?
>>69825971
Why do i get uncanny valley feeling from this pic?
>Robert Eggers was born in 1993 and has directed a hit film
>I turn 31 in October and still live with my parents
>>69828000
Nice triiips.
>tfw all you want is a new monster movie like pic related
Not EXACTLY like pic related, but something with a fucking MONSTER.
fuck it, I'll do it myself.
>>69828000
>>69827776
i never saw "it follows." to say you liked the babadook but dont care about metaphors is fucking ridiculous because the monster is literally a metaphor for the moms grief over her husband dying you retard
>the spirit in it follows can be anyone in order to blend in
>always makes itself completely fucking obvious
>actually catches up to the girl
>just grabs her hair instead of killing her
>launches a guy like 30ft with a swing of its arm
>cant break down locked doors
>>69819316
When I was younger, they would freak me the fuck out but I've gotten desensitized. Watching it in the theaters, I'll definitely feel the tension and the foreboding elements that are so well done in The Witch and It Follows, but I can still sleep that night. Thanks for subscribing to my blog!
>>69821933
Really it should be the unholy trinity...
>>69821933
>upside down
learn theology
>>69819316
>Do actual horror fans get "scared" by films ?
No. I can't remember the last time I was scared by a movie. But i'm a fucking autist and get scared just going outside so...
>>69828810
not modern tho
>>69828922
everything modern is shit
>>69818334
But The Witch is the only good movie you've listed.
>>69818334
IS ANYONE GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I WAS OFF BY ONE FROM GETTING TRINITY TRIPS?!!!!
>>69818385
wonder the same thing
>>69819175
>>69828846
the holy trinity is represented by the triangle not the cross
>>69828937
Baby boomer please die
>>69828994
well if it's any consolation you were off by5in your post
>>69829011
Arm Leg Leg Arm Head is a superior metaphor
>>69829040
millennial actually
>>69819199
I thought Peter was upside down on an X, which one was that
>>69819435
>>69823940
Been hearing it everywhere since I heard it in You're Next. It was even in House of Cards, one of the episodes Robin Wright directed.
>>69829087
>links the result page
i guess you don't want me to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10274401/
I see a lot of people here trash talking It Follows and The Babadook.
Let's crunch some numbers. First one to top the poll gets to stay on my aircraft.
>>69829126
whoops
>>69829165
i guess it follows because it's the only one that has a genuinely scary scene, the one where the giant tries to enter the room
>>69818334
Babadook is sad (poor mom having a bad day), annoying (fucking kid) and mildly funny (mom telling the kid to eat shit). But it's not scary.
>>69818334
The Witch wasn't scary in the least. And there was all of this hype about how it was so disturbing and one reviewer said something like "I feel like I'm watching something I'm not supposed to see" and it was just so fucking boring. It had promise early on with the Witch abducting the baby.. erm... Doing what she did to him... But seriously that was the scariest part and it was just kind of a shocking moment, not really a moment designed to convey fear.
It Follows was pretty good. IMO the most enjoyable of these three movies. The soundtrack was awesome and I liked the monster concept. Could have been scarier but whatevs.
The Babadook is one I really enjoyed too, but damn was it depressing. And holy fuck was the kid annoying. From an artistic standpoint, maybe the best of these three in terms of imagery.
>>69829335
I will post this comment instead as I was pretty much going to post the same thing as you have.
>>69829165
sauce on gif?
>>69818779
Neat.
>>69829463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiWsfO5HjEo
The movie's a trainwreck, but I love it for the practical effects.
>82 so don't feel quite so bad.
>>69827650
yeah it wants you to have a lot of le sex
>>69829099
Andrew. He liked Peter's idea but the people who crucified him were incompetent so it was leaning on one of the arms.
>>69827650
it's a jewish golem created to force goyims to procreating, just like aids.
>>69828725
lel do you think anyone who isn't a child doesn't know this you fucking idiot? you know you can like something just off of face value right stupid?
>>69819433
Are you spiritually incompetent? It only has two arms, the main beam is not an arm.
>>69818385
Crosses are spooky
>>69828000
Eggers can't get trips like you do, tho.
>>69819316
I wasn't scared while watching the movie but I had a gnarly nightmares the night I watched It Follows.
Also the Babadook was terrifying to me. I have mental breakdowns and shit sometimes so it was very unsettling to me. Becoming the monster, YOU being the threat to your child. It fucked with me.
Just finished the Witch actually. Quite liked it but wasn't scared at any point cause the atmosphere wasn't right. (Daylight; people popping in and out of my room. Phone going off, etc etc)
It's a shame
>>69828937
>>69818334
Eh.
It Follows was great on a first watch but after seeing it again I realize how cringey the dialogue is.
Babadook is an overrated piece of shit. Annoying kid with lame use of audio and a up its own ass metaphor.
The Witch is fantastic. I know feminist love it but they'll love anything with a girl surviving a nightmare. They missed the big picture of the film, as it dealt with religious guilt in a family.
>>69818334
it follows has no replay value and is only decent until the beach scene when it becomes garbage
>>69819435
nigga's got taste
good stuff anon
this and house of the devil are the top two horror movies of the past years
>>69828630
why are it and alien arguable 2 of the best most memorable horror movies? why are these two creature features superior to the rest?
>>69828000
>born '94
don't know how some poufta like eggers did it.
It's frankly killing me knowing that smarmy bastard somehow did things when I did not.
seriously a nobody got the funding for it. HOW?!
>>69818642
Fucked up the link. Sorry to post again.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko_BugNhGeGv9OWlDLZJN3TF2IA/viewform#responses
>>69828000
If it's any consolation you're wrong and he's older than you. You have 3 years to come up with a hit film faggot
>>69832973
Connections my nigga. That's how the film industry works
>>69833202
>connections
lord, this guy had nothing really to his name. blows my mind mate. I'm graduating and I didnt go to films school.
guess I'm fucked. but I'll keep writing my shit screenplays
>>69832807
>house of the devil
just finished watching it
it was my second time and it was even more effective than the first
What does the title card say? "A New England Folktale". It's not meant to be ambiguous or complicated. Think of it like you're being told a story at bedtime or in a classroom. The movie has a very straightforward lesson.
What's the first scene in the movie? William think he's better and more pious than the village counsel, and says he's happy to be banished. This leads directly to his baby being kidnapped. He ignores this and ignores that his wife is beside herself with misery because of his actions.
The movie is mostly a catalogue of his lies and hypocrisy and how his poor example spreads to the rest of the family. He lies constantly, about the cup, about hunting, and encourages also his son to lie, even as he tells him to memorize how his soul is riven with sin. Even his baby is filled with sin, in his mind, yet the sin we witness is his constant hypocrisy.
Things spiral out of control. The children accuse each other, but only because they've learned how to lie for their own safety when convenient, and out of a sense of real danger that their parents will harm them if they're found to be consorting with the devil. They're right to turn on each other! It's only natural in a house as mad as this.
The father dies, killed by Black Phillip. Why does he accept his death? "Corruption, thou art my father".
And so Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her: the evil present in the house. But they had every chance to turn away from evil, to scorn hypocrisy. They didn't.
So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance. Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
Anons I come to you beseeching, what makes your fav horror movie your fav? I know it's a culmination of things but if you could make it into a few sentences I'd appreciate it.
>not watching the true modern spookino
>>69829947
You enjoyed The Babadook "at face value?" It's just an 8 year old screaming for literally an hour straight. And the """"monster"""" looks like fucking Willy Wonka
>>69833655
It needs to be made with passion. How cool it looks or how high is the budget or how many stars it has doesn't matter. It just needs to be obvious that everyone involved gave it all. While new ideas are appreciated it doesn't have to be original at all. On the contrary. You don't have to reinvent wheel. Sometimes it's better to stick to old formulas and instead of trying to improve them with forced epic twists, just keep the old cliches/tropes. But do them flawlessly.
>>69834631
>>69829119
>Been hearing it everywhere since I heard it in You're Next. It was even in House of Cards, one of the episodes Robin Wright directed.
Kek. Always thought if I'd made a movie, I'd put it in there somewhere. Actually I had a specific use for it. It's kind of autistic though.
>>69834669
This is a Black Comedy, not Horror.
>>69833692
I can't remember a damn thing from that movie.
>>69824379
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
>>69834631
yea, after seeing house of the devil, I came up with an idea for a movie in a similar vein- moreover that time period and style. I'm really hoping it'll work. I'm hoping that' it will be my way in. Just need to write it.
>>69824379
Spiderman 3
>>69833737
how else would someone enjoy babadook?
it's not actually deep is it you retard
>>69818334
Three shitty movies that only scare teenagers
>>69837382
wisslpb?
