you're at cannes when suddenly this guy comes up and kisses you're waifu on the lips
what do you do?
hide in the corner and jack off
Tell him he's a one-hit-wonder. Drop the mic.
punch him on the chin
Tell him he's just kissed 100 different niggers at once
So autistic he can even stand normally for a photo but has to do a stupid fighting stance.
ask him if he won a fight
she's starting to win me over a little
I clobber him. But what the heck is Joosten doing at Cannes?
take his towel
>>69814776
KEK
>>69814683
Kiss him so I can taste my waifu.
"Wanna fight?"
>>69814683
Offer him a toothpick
>>69814683
He did it bois, the absolute madman
>>69817882
RAPE!
>>69817882
She was definitely uncomfortable with the way she started holding his arms back
>>69817882
DELETE THIS
>>69817942
It's hard to tell if you are saying that ironically. If you aren't then God help your poor soul.
>>69817882
He took her back to the hotel after
You just know
>>69817968
Or she liked it and didn't want him to stop
>>69818053
Threesome with his wife as well?
>>69814683
rip my dick off and shove it down your throat
>>69817882
>>69817882
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69818154
>do what you must, for i have already won
>>69818167
HHaHahHAHA K'MEMS
>>69816694real human bean?
>>69817882
>Refn's wife looks angry
>Refn and Elle kiss
>Refn's wife looks happy
AYY
Suck his dick.
>>69818388
>>69817882
we can call him an autist but a cuck he is not, he knows what he wants and takes it. doesn't play their game like a cuck
>>69817882
delete this
>>69818400
NOE SUCK MY DOCK XDDF
>>69817968
She didn't care idiot. He's the director who made her the star of her own film at Cannes.
Actresses love directors who make them look good or famous.
>>69818388
I think they were aware, judging by everyone's reaction, just another publicity stunt
>>69814683
>you will never be as cool as this
>>69818487
Every time
>>69817968
No actually, he pulled back just when it was about to be uncomfortable for her. He owned it. She closed her eyes when he kissed her.
>>69818154
danskj'vlar
>>69814683
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
>>69817994
>It's hard to tell if you are saying that ironically.
Maybe if you are autistic
>>69814683
ask for an autograph for my wife's son.
I WANT WEBUMS OF ELLE NAKED
>>69819353
She only turned 18 last month, i.e. she was still under-age in this film. It's unlikely such webms exist.
>>69818154
why is he so smug bros?
>>69819845
he's kissed you're waifu and husbando
>>69819465
I WANT IT EVEN MORE
>>69817882
It's okay, he has autism.
Should I watch My Life Directed?
>>69817882
MADMAN
>>69818487
>cuck mating dance.webm
>>69814734
>Drive
>Bronson
>The Pusher trilogy
>one-hit-wonder
>>69814683
beat the shit out of him
>>69817882
OMFG SHE EVEN RAISED THE HANDS IN DEFENSE, THAT WAS FUCKING RAPE !!!
>>69818487
I would laugh, but strangely it hurts to see a man falling that low.
>>69821648
so the big guy used to be a hot head
What's wrong with refns neck?
>>69817882
>kissing the star of your new movie in front of your wife
what a fucking alpha
> He fuck her while she was 16/17
Lucky man
do we get to see her nipples in the movie?
>>69822844
You don't marry based Refn if you're not a cuck.
>>69817882
you can tell he wanted to do this for a long time
>>69823530
I think we all did.
>>69817882
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69817882
REFN'D
>>69823865
DANED.com
>>69816087
https://twitter.com/stefanieGMJ/status/732918335579525120
She was actually there though.
