is /tv/ ready for an American Psycho remake starring Margot Robbie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s
Yes. I want that. Give it to me
I hope Margot has the commitment to plot that Christian did. Especially with the hooker and sex plot.
I'm ready for women to sit the fuck down
>>69799293
Fuck off and stop pushing this shit, she's not talented enough to play a lead role.
>>69799293
>doesnt even show ass in the shower scene
fuck right off
>>69799563
WOMEN ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH. WILL THE XX'S EVER RECOVER?
Will she get ottermode for the part?
It's not the same with a girl, desu. For models and actresses this shit is basically daily routine. But when Patrick Bateman, serial killer and yuppie executive, does it, it's unnerving.
>>69799651
>woman who has never had to work a day in her life, blessed with genetics that leave her looking skinny with nice tits and puss working out hard to achieve a strong physique
dont make me laugh
>>69799633
>MUH SEXISM
Note how my comment was in regard to talent, not the fact she's a woman, dickhead.
Also, why the fuck does everything have to be a remake now?
wow, she fucking sucks
It's things like this that make you realise why women get paid 40% of what men get paid.
Isn't she Australian? Where's her horrid accent?
Is this some sort of DCEU covert promotion?
>Bret Easton lists BvS on his best films of the year
>Ad with Margot referencing American Psycho
>She plays Harley Quinn
KINO
>>69799563
>she's not talented enough to play a lead role.
MUH DICK says otherwise.
>>69799814
What a great way to divert the conversation to a safer topic. I can taste the triggering from here.
No one should touch American Psyco. The sequel was already enough of an abomination
>>69799293
let's make her the dubs girl after the movie comes out
>>69799293
not into fridge commercials m8
>>69799293
>not Daddario
Their loss.
>>69800361
meme actress.
>>69800427
meme actresses:
margot robbie
alicia vikander
jennifer lawrence
>>69800082
I bet you're either a shill or a butthurt feminist, either way fuck off.
>>69800489
Alexandra Daddario
observe this numbers
>vogue producing this video
doesn't this miss the point of the original
>>69800489
>alicia vikander
literally who
how can women even compete?
>>69800049
Looks don't equal talent, dumb shit.
>>69800663
There's nothing he did that a woman can't do. If anything women are more used to doing that and so would probably do it better.
>>69800652
maybe i got her name wrong it's that brown 'swede' with no tits no ass no hips no talent
>>69799293
what the big deal? she looks like what a pornstar who did acting instead of porn would look like
>>69800663
how can meatbags even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJckIFWFR0
>>69800701
Women physically can't do over 1000 stomach crunches, it's just physics.
>>69800822
No man can do that in one sitting. It's a meme number.
>>69800847
>he doesn't reenact Patrick Bateman's introduction as his morning routine
>>69800822
Doing a 1000 is stupid, only a man would do something stupid like that. Of course though they just made up the number to sound impressive. Bateman would know doing 1000 is a waste, you need to add resistance or mix up your exercises. Plus you're more likely to injure yourself doing a 1000 too.
i'm bored. better watch this repeating integers
>>69800887
>he doesn't reenact Pest's introduction as his morning routine
/stinkydinky/ detected
>>69799293
Actually of all the stupid genderswaped or female-led meme films that are in the works, American Psycho is the one that I actually fucking want. though there was already a female American Psycho and it fucking sucked. Man I hope they don't pussy out because it's a woman this time around. I wanna see a fine looking bitch torture other female coworkers outta jeoulusy, I wanna see her kill homeless, I wanna see her eat people's brains. I want another Bateman.
>>69800897
not him but i've actually seen someone do 1,000 crunches at my old gym. just stop posting.
>>69800897
>Bateman would know doing 1000 is a waste
It was the 80s, they believed more is better without exception when it came to fitness.
>>69800897
>being a """"""safe"""""" crossfitter /fit/izen fag
>not pushing himself to the humanly possible and being better than literally 0.0001% of the humans that ever lived
>>69801018
Point out where I said it's impossible. It's just a stupid thing to do. Impressive, but stupid.
>>69801049
I can accept this explanation.
>>69800897
He did say he could do 1000, not that he actually did every morning.
>>69800897
>only a man would do something as stupid as that
>Bateman would know
Nice contradiction, senpai.
Also
>implying that's not just the start of the workout
I don't think you're that stupid, I think you're just mad because you can't do over 1000 crunches.
>>69800987
hopefully the explore the book a bit more in depth and she eats a dead jellyfish she found on the beach.
>>69800652
The oscar winning actress.
You don't have to like her, but at least pay attention, you fucking moron
>mfw literal 2/10 neckbeards try to suggest that Margot Robbie is unattractive
>>69800663
Subtle kek,
>>69801217
oh you mean I should pay attention to THESE masterpieces? I barely know the name of the leading actors in that crap
>>69800897
>Bateman would know doing 1000 is a waste
confirmed for not getting the entire premise of the movie (and book). the whole point is that he doesn't get ANYTHING. his clothes clash, his food doesn't go together, his politics is just buzzwords off the news, he has no idea. he just gloms onto excess as if it's right. OF COURSE he'd do 1000 crunches everyday like it's a good thing.
>>69801339
Get out right now normie
>>69801390
Yes, you should naturally know them if you are in the scene. But you're just a sperg
Look I don't care if this remake is good or not. I just want to know if this is gonna have doubles, like my post does
>>69801534
lel fag
>>69799293
>blone hair
>no tits
>weird face
no thanks
As long as there's Just undies Isometrics, I'm fine.
Better not be any bra.
My only qualm is that does the corporate culture Bateman was dealing with even exist in the modern day?
Is it going to be a remake set in the 80s still?
Wait, why are they remaking a movie from 2000?
I hope she's naked a lot.
Is she going to fuck Male prostitutes?
>>69801574
Post your pic
>>69800361
fuck off with this demon bitch
Isn't American Psycho supposed to be all about men and male culture in corporate America in the first place? The whole business card thing was a metaphorical dick-measuring contest. Seems like a strange choice of film to remake with a woman as the lead.
>>69801628
Hey, I'm no looker, either, but no one's making a movie about me in my underwear for 90 minutes
>>69801628
pic of what? or did you mean pick?
>>69801574
kys fäm
>>69801701
bad bait
>all these people who didn't watch the video
>>69801743
wat
>>69801610
>Is she going to fuck Male prostitutes?
that's the first question i asked myself, honestly.
>>69799293
as if it worked the first time around..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283877/
>>69799293
almost everyday a new casting is announced where a traditionally white male character is replaced by a woman or poc. why?
>>69801743
People just want get triggered and rage about whatever. Videos aren't watched, reviews and articles aren't read. You post any fake shit and you got a 70% of at least 200 replies
>>69801574
>>blone hair
>>>>>>>
>>69801678
Well, that could change, baby
>>69801610
>Is she going to fuck Male prostitutes?
Hopefuly both. And then mutilate then, but only if they want to get trashed by liberal sites like the guardian.
>>69800663
>an herb
Do Americans really say it like this?
>>69801886
oh fuck. alright, you caught me in a typo.
>>69801655
Well there was a "sequel" with a female protoagonist, but it sucked.
>>69799293
Well Patrick really hated women at a deep deep level, it's hard to see a woman play that same role, especially doing some of the sexually humiliating violence that Patrick enjoys so much.
American Psycho is already satire, so it really doesn't make sense to parody it.
Nah it wouldn't work faM. The ad is kind of clever, but at the same time dumb.
>>69801927
Herb is like hour, no consonant sound.
Also, it's traditional that an always goes before H, even when there's a consonant sound, although nobody follows that rule anymore, but you'll see it in books published before people stopped caring about not being retarded.
>>69801833
God that movie was laughable
>>69799293
Imagine being killed by a fridge.
>>69799293
she is much worse at pulling that shit off her face
>>69801990
Yeah. Even if they made her a psychotic woman that hated every other woman it wouldn't work. That would just be the same film with nothing new.
>>69802057
>swn pull your dry cum off her face like that
why even live?
Kek at the accent change. Got me
Daily reminder that Margot Robbie is at least 32 years old.
part of Patrick's character was the blatant misogyny in his character and environment
you can have a female lead do the same, but misandry is not misogyny, so tonally the movie will be something completely different
>>69800361
That bitch is ugly. You morons need to accept that.
>>69802476
stop with this meme you idiot. that rumor has already been debunked.
>>69800987
>>69799293
>>69799633
YES PLEASE
>Dat awful attempt at the face peel shot
My autism was well and truly triggered.
There already was an american psycho with a woman. It was the sequel starring mila kunis
>>69802557
No it hasn't, Margot's PR intern.
Has anyone here seen the American Pyscho musical currently on Broadway? It's fucking insane, the production design is absolutely nuts and the music is a really bizarre mix of synthpop and electronica that gets more and more insane as Bateman goes deeper into his insanity and psychosis.
Definitely worth seein if you're in NYC
>>69801990
THIS
HOLY
FUCK
>>69799293
>Thressome scene replaced with bi femdom
>"don't just stare at it Christopher, eat it"
>>69801743
>mfw
>>69802683
I actually just saw this the opening scene was rlly fuckin neato
basically the show opens with a clear plastic screen coming down in front of the stage, which is laid out as patrick's apartment. then strobe lights start flashing along with this weird tonal/static music and fog begins to fill the entire stage. then a woman comes out of the fog and presses her hands up against the screen. Then patrick shows up right next to her and there's a bloodcurling scream, cut to black, and the opening number starts. really well done, made me jump in my seat.
the rest of the musical is pretty great, definitely feels more like a black comedy than a satire but it gets really crazy.
Christian Bale is more attractive, not even being gay over here
>>69802795
I would prefer a f/f/m threesome. It would be more depraved. Still, fendom would be a must.
>>69800692
You're clearly not thinking with your dick. You should correct your stance.
>>69803100
Not that guy, but she has no ass and no tits. She is a thoroughly average bleach blonde facewise. She isn't curvy or overtly feminine.
I'm pretty sure you might be gay bro
>>69802112
What about a psychotic woman who hates men?
>>69803100
>being proud and unashamed of being led by your dick
You're not a man, you're that annoying little dog that tries to fuck people's legs as they go by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMkcn0Vh-4g
How would you do a genderswaped Luis? That kind of gay stereotype doesn't really transition well to a lesbian. And I wouldn't want this scene to be cut.
>>69803342
Well Patrick hated men too, he hated anyone that was better that him. It's more that he was very sexist. It doesn't have the same impact. Whereas that made Patrick seem cruel, that would just kind of make her seen bitter. Then again I did say I wouldn't want it to be the same. Maybe they could try to put her in a different social position altogether. But then is it even American Psycho?
>>69800082
>a safer topic
for you
>>69801833
Was this any good though?
>>69803732
I think this one would work better today.
>>69803732
Yes, very. It was from a book written by the actual same guy who wrote the American Psycho book and directed by a talented director though.
>>69801415
except he has a good physique in the movie, one that can't be achieved doing just fucking crunches.
>>69803732
the audio commentary on the dvd is by Carrot Top
>>69803732
better than psycho imho
>ebert hated it
>>69801990
I agree with you overall, but I don't think that American Psycho is satire or that a female version would be a parody. A parody is a humorous take on an existing work, poking fun at it in a light-hearted way, so a straight-faced remake with a woman isn't going to be parodying the original. The original book and film are exaggerations of corporate culture, what an average person thinks the world would look like through the eyes of the logical end-point of consumerism, but the aim isn't to humorously expose flaws in people like Bateman...its more about capturing a genuine perspective or feeling that existed in that period.
I hope its more true to the book where she crams a rat up some bitches pussy and murders a child
>>69806424
If you don't think the book American Psycho isn't a comedy, then you need to re-read it. The movie got some things wrong, but one of the things it did get right was its humor. It's completely satirizing the way white collar upper class people behave, and how shallow their lives are. The violence is a small, yet extremely important part, but every other scene in the book is there to poke fun at Bateman, his friends, and his lifestyle
>>69799739
It's exactly the same.
What makes it unnerving is the way they both speak about their morning routine and then whole point they make about their existence just being an idea.
>>69799293
remake yourself a sandwich
>/tv/ can't read an article about something that they'll get pissed off about but would be perfectly fine with if they actually read the fucking
>/tv/ can't even watch a fucking video to know that this is actually an ad for Vogue
Fuck you niggers are retarded.
>>69806795
>anon cant detect funposting
hownew.ru
>>69806861
The only person itt funposting is the OP, laughing at you shits for believing this.
>>69799293
I'm worried about how erect I can get to the idea of her as a yuppie psycho killer.
What would you do to Margot's pits?
>>69806903
We're discussing the hypothetical situation.
Of course they're not going to remake American Psycho with a female protagonist, because that's retarded.
>>69806694
It has comedic aspects, but I don't feel like the book is a comedy. Everything is played too straight and too seriously. The way Bateman's descriptions of ridiculous clothes or disgusting food segues into descriptions of sexual violence without any change in tone, with him still focused entirely on the style of the situation over its horrifying content...it just doesn't have a comedic edge. The presentation of Bateman is obviously negative, and his reactions to normal situations can be funny, but the book isn't just 'poking fun' at him and the overall message isn't presented with a punchline.
>>69807157
>what is American Psycho 2
>a charming little 5 bedroom
who's more disconnected from reality, fridge or gwyneth paltrow?
>>69800897
Tumblr feminist detected and butthurt she can't do one sit up.
>>69801061
>crossfitter /fit/izen fag
the one thing I can give /fit/ credit for is that the vast majority is smart enough to know crossfit is complete bullshit and nowhere near safe.
>>69807237
>fridge
look at her sexy shape
mmmm
>>69800663
>/tv/s morning routine
>>69807382
Really delicious. How can people think this is a fridge?
>>69800663
>>69807382
Why did she not show her butt slit?
implying woman can re-enact this.
>>69801833
When I first saw the poster I thought it was a new 'I know what you' movie
>>69801835
What's a poc?
>>69807624
A nickname for niggers
>>69799293
Can't act.
Shitty voice.
25 years old but looks really old.
Wow.
>>69800084
it wasn't even a sequel until some rando exec said so
>>69803732
this movies is closeted kino
>>69799293
there already was a Female American Psycho movie.
it was the second one, and it was shit
>>69803100
Well yes that's because i don't have one, you dumbshit,
>>69807823
Are the burkas already mandatory in the Caliphate of Britannia?
>>69807660
That's racist :(
>>69799293
I got the meme bros. She can be called Batemyn? Huh, huh?
Am I the only one that thought the original American Pyscho was terribly done?
I didn't find it engaging at all
>>69799293
>>69807714
>25 years old but looks really old.
She's not actually 25. Just because some dumbshit American internet news sites say so.
>>69807962
Batewoman
>>69808026
Batewomyn.
>its a "where gone remake this classic with a women lead so we can cash in under the guise of feminism" episode
>>69808225
>classic
using that word way too lightly
>>69799293
You'd think this would be an easy scene to replicate but man Bale was in another league in that movie. It's too bad he only went downhill from there.
>>69808273
>man Bale
What? Do we have to refer to Bale by gender now. Is she female Bale?
>>69808304
man, Bale
>>69808273
>It's too bad he only went downhill from there
This is a very good bait. You should start a thread with it. 8/10
>>69799293
I like how she slips in and out of the aussie accent
>>69799293
jesus, lt's fucking remake every movie ever made with female lead. the same copy of a film, but with a female lead. can't fucking wait for citizen kane with woman lead. also please fucking remake battleship potemkin where every person on the ship will be a bitch, please throw in as many quips as possible as well. also can't wait to see fucking the godMOTHER with all bitch leads. And finally please remake The Arrival of a Train (1895) BUT WITH ALL BITCHES PLEASE I NEED TO FAP AND I WANT FUCKING QUIPS
>>69808340
Name one good film he starred since American Psyho.
>>69808448
You have mental health issues
>>69799293
>I'm 25yo
>>69808477
One? Bale's whole filmography is full of great work, considering him alone; and the films too, plenty good and great stuff. To think he peaks at American Psycho, or stop being a high-quality actor, is insanity.
>>69808477
American Hustle and The Prestige.
>>69799905
Best post. Bale's performance was just legendary
>>69799293
>sits in the toilet
>no niagara falls roar as she takes a piss
already D R O P P E D
>>69808340
>American Psycho
Absolutely God tier, literally became his character, 100% believable performance
>Equilibrium
Dog shit, but I think it's fair to blame this mostly on the material just being shit
>Machinist
Still pretty good, but not as good as AP
>Batman Begins
Signs of worsening clearly showing themselves, but still alright
>The Prestige
Same as above
>The Dark Knight
Develops throat cancer
>Terminator Salvation
Shit
>Public Enemies
Shit
>The Fighter
Surprisingly not bad
>The Dark Knight Rises
Fucking awful just end it already
And that's the last movie I saw him in. I think it's clear that Nolan ruined him. After having to force his stupid scary man voice in TDK it's been noticeable in his other movies too.
>>69800663
>that bulge hanging between his legs
>>69800663
Well played,lad
>>69807036
shave 'em
It was bad tbbh, IM NOT saying shes unattractive
>>69799293
> yfw she is the new batewoman
> yfw she is Harley Quinn
> yfw Leto is the Joker and Paul Allen
> yfw Bale is Batemen and Batman
>>69799293
its a fucking parody you idiots
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>69808448
Can't wait for the Das Boot female reboot
>>69799293
>that back shot body double
ahaha why are women so insecure
>>69800822
>tfw I was doing 800 sit ups a day for 2 years straight, 400 morning 400 night.
fuck I wish I was in that physical condition again.
>>69808841
>>that back shot body double
Damn shame, wonder who it is..
>>69808828
Das Boot would be nice :^)
>>69799293
who is this girl? she is pretty hot xdd
>>69808864
I'd do that too bro. I could do a thousand a night, by doing 20 to 50 at a time. I still had the fat, but with muscles underneath.
>>69799293
>placenta cream
>when its really foreskin cream
oh
I want to fuck Margot in the ass...
NO POO SHILLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69808924
right on. it's so shit trying to get back into it, I was in Bateman mode.
>watch trailer
>it's a contrived parody of the whole thing that's as soulless as a current snl sketch
>lmaooooooo 150 replies
Fuck this board really is the worst.
>>69809037
go fuck your fridges socket home because that's about as much fun as you'll have
Why isn't she doing porn? We don't have enough Australian bimbos doing interracial anal on camera.
>>69809207
KEK
>>69809207
>>69809270
Oh look, the neckbarfs have awoken from their mcdouble induced slumber.
>>69809269
she is very hot
>>69809189
Go to bed Huey Lewis
