>casually hide in a djungle shit house, pretending to use the toilet
>dino comes about
Your response?
Start masturbating furiously
are you a meme ◕‿◕
Dance off brother, you and me.
>>69784356
Run away.
It's vision is based on standing still.
>>69784356
>hanging out in a dino park with your gf when this trex come and slaps her on the ass
What do?
>>69784356
Dance-off bro
>>69784468
slap back while giggling like an infantile retard
>>69784468
Hi-Five the T-rex like a bro!
BITCHES AINT SHIT
>>69784356
Flush the toilet to keep up the illusion and hope dino goes away.
>>69784560
That clip must've taken so much work for a gag as short as that. Respect.
shit myself and die blissfully with entirely emptied bowels.
gotta shit out all that chilean sea bass...
>>69784356
>that CGI T-Rex
Fucking flawless.
>>69784560
>>69786944
Source
>>69784356
>yfw an Indian character would have survived this scene.
>>69788776
>CGI
Yeah, no.
>>69784400
Thats actually a plot point for a movie idea I had once. It featured dinosaurs hunting and killing people, but before they're killed they realize the hopelessness of it and start either jerking off or having sex (sometimes rape) in their desperation for one last orgasm before oblivion. The antagonist would be cornered by a T-rex and frantically begin to jerk off but it would bite him in half at the torso, denying him his cum because his brain is no longer connected but also leaving his hand wrapped around his junk as it begins spurting in a very poignant shot.
>>69789043
I want a spec script on my desk by Monday.
>>69788822
I've seen that full clip, a bunch of guys from the crew come out and kick the shit out of him.
>>69789225
any link anon? shit sounds fun
>>69789332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwC6ksO16E4
>>69784420
Bullshit.
>>69784356
Ride it to Jerusalem
>>69784356
>tell him my mom's name is Martha.
>become best friends.
>do karate in the garage.
>>69789830
WOW CANT GET ONE PASSED YOU ANON GOOD JOB
>Genaro takes a shit waiting to get eaten
>runs down the sewer
>T Rex DNA is fossilized in Genaro's shit
>T Rex eats Genaro
>Genaro becomes T Rex's shit
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
