Batman is planning to stop Kevin.
Kevin has already gained experience from beating Snake and the Predator.
Batman has 6 hours of prep time and can use his gadgets but no vehicles
Kevin has 6 hours of prep time and can use his BB gun
The battle will take place in a Home Depot Hardware Store
Who will win?
Kevin by a mile.
All he needs is Fuller and a 2-liter of Pepsi and it's game over.
Kevin needs more prep time. Batman takes this pretty easy.
>>69779096
Will anyone ever best Kevin?!
>>69779024
Stop making these threads you autist
>>69779096
>>69779024
What if jackie chan is visiting the hardware store at night and doesn't want trabble?
>>69779024
Home Depot ? Batman is fucked.
>Batman turns off the lights
gg no re /thread
Batman just needs to use Kevin's mom and game over.
why doesn't Batman just rape kevin?
>>69779472
>>69779024
The ultimate 3 way battle:
>Kevin and batman prep for the big battle at Home Depot
>jackie forgot to get his uncle supplies for his store, so he goes to Home Depot late at night to get supplies
>>69779024
Is this a joke? Batman walks up to him and subdues the CHILD. Batman wins.
>>69779688
>batman walks up to him
nigga no way batman will manage to get that close to kevin if he's had 6 hours of prep time
>>69779472
>its a jackie chan gets a ladder epidose
>>69779985
Batman knows martial arts and is a ninja with a genius intellect, could outsmart and defeat Superman. Home Alone is a CHILDREN'S MOVIE.
>>69780158
>home alone is a children's movie
So are batman's
>>69780158
bait or just autism?
>>69779024
Ok if Kevin has already taken on the friggin predator I think he can handle that nerd batman no problem
>>69780158
This is some supreme fuckin' autism right here. Kevin would win
Also
>could outsmart Superman
I do not think this is an achievement
>>69779622
>jackie chan must also protect a baby
>kevin has a picture of batman's parents
>>69779024
Batman gets Kevin's Parents. The End.
More realistically Batman would take Kevin under his wing. A Batman-trained Kevin would be fucking unstoppable.
>>69780685
>that movie will never be made
Depends on which Batman your're talking about:
-Nolan's Batman either gets destroyed or goes full bullshit mode like >>69779551 says
-Snyder's Batman shoots Kevin
-Burton's Batman blows up the hardware store
-Miller's Batman recruits Kevin as the new Robin
>>69780158
>>69779472
>>69780473
>no movie with jackie has him holding a baby
>Also none where he says he wants no trabble
>getting your jokes about jackie from second hand experience by z-list comedians
Out.
Batman is shit, just a rich faggot with cosplay gear.
Kevin would destroy him.
>>69779472
That depends. Does he have a baby with him?
>>69780158
>implying Kevin wouldnt outsmart Superman by fighting at night
>>69781707
Actually that is the irony, Kevin beats Batman but can't beat Superman.
Now you have a new rock-paper-scissors game.
>>69781243
I can't remember the name of the film, but I have literally seen Jackie Chan protecting a baby from a bang of thugs, wielding a ladder and saying g he wants no trouble.
>>69780685
"its over Darkseid, Kevin got a whole day of prep time."
>>69782718
heh
>>69779409
Parker Lewis
>>69781243
>no movie with jackie has him holding a baby
Honestly I think whoever started this meme got him mixed up with Chow Yun-Fat.
>>69781243
I've literally seen a few moviea where Jackie chan said he didn't want trouble
>>69781243
>4 seconds in Google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23WaoqZDCJM
>>69779584
because batman isnt your drunken father
Let's up the steaks:
>Kevin and Batman getting ready for a showdown at Home Depot
>Jackie Chan needs to retrieve the tools to help his uncle and some kids
>meanwhile, The Collector is trying to kidnap the Home Depot sub-manager and to that effect he's putting traps of his own to prevent anyone from coming in or leaving the house
>>69781243
Jackie hasn't wanted any trabull a few times. But I think a lot of the meme came from Jackie Chan Adventures where he often held Jade
>>69779024
>Home Depot Hardware Store
Waine is fucked
>>69782418
Kevin would use his SNES gun and dad's pipe tobacco go make red kryptonite.
batman uses his prep time to seal up all exits. Fires teargas cannisters in the front door.
>>69779024
>another billionaire appears, giving Kevin the ability to build walls
>>69780874
not with that attitude
>>69781243
Nigga, he even did all of those at the same time in two different movies
