Waifufag: the character
If he removed his arms from the armrests, would they fly off?
>>69770577
Is Thanos going to be goofy like in comics?
>>69770710
Maybe they are set so the more weight is applied, the harder they force upwards? That way, when weight is taken off, they calm down, so they float rather than go up?
I dunno man.
>>69770710
i dunno man jet fuel is heavy shit...
i like to imagine he opens a little cap and pours more fuel in when no one's looking
>>69770710
It would be extremely comical.
>>69770802
>jet fuel
so his armrest can melt steal beams?
>>69770822
For you
Why is MCU so gay? Fuck Thanos, Galactus is boss
>>69770710
Why would they make the chair out of ROCK... they have space travel technology and they are still sitting on Flintstones furniture... dafuq?
Fucking capeshit cucks, kill yourselves, fucking faggots
>Marvelite be in love with death
>gains the power of a grapefruit and the ability of being defeated by guys using trash can covers as weapons
>Chaos Comics character be in love with death
>gains the power of Megadeath and brings about the apocalypse
>>69770577
Thanos vs Kingpin when
>after credits scene of thor: ragnarok
>a newly built helicopter sits in its hangar
>a few guys come forth wearing masks, starting to spray paint the helicopter in a bright yellow paint.
>cut to thanos observing, hands behind his back, and he grins
>cut to black
>>69772541
10/10, would piss in my pants while sitting throught the credits to see it
>>69772541
I don't understand. please explain
![thanos-copter[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kfA2KpZ.jpg "thanos-copter[1].jpg")
>>69772817
How does he breathe?
What is fueling the rockets that lift his chair and arms?
>>69773115
Masculinity.
>>69770822
He is a huge guy
>>69770577
how can anyone take this seriously
>>69770577
Comic book movies are fucking stupid at the best of times but you can suspend your disbelief enough to just enjoy them as mindless popcorn entertainment - but this fucking thing crosses the line. It is so fucking laughably stupid.
>Thanos banned from spacechan for spamming waifu threads about Death
>>69772494
Was he autistic?
>>69770577
I hope they show his laidback side in like a post credits scene or something.
>>69770577
Who is his waifu?
>>69773961
What the fuck? Is he Amish?
>>69774057
Sadfu aka rose byrne
>>69770577
So is Vision.
He crippled War Machine for sound/waving Wanda.
>>69770822
He's a Mad Titan...
>>69774057
Literally getting cucked by Deadpool
>>69774132
For the Avengers.
>>69774057
Death is a girl in the MU and Thanos has the hots for her.
>sitting down on a throne
>in space
>at zero gravity
>>69774143
Deep cut, nigga... deep cut.
>>69774153
>skeleton with tits
>>69774937
Yeah he's into that kinda thing.
>>69774937
do you have a problem with ghost rider.
>>69774937
are you implying that there is a problem with that
>>69774153
>skellington with big bewbs
wut?
>>69774082
It's when he gave up being evil, of course it didn't last
MUH DICK!!
>>69770577
cucked by deadpool
>>69770577
He is a total cuck.
Capeshit is such an embarrassing implication of society.
>>69775166
pretty sure when he ''came back'' after his amish period he was on the good guys side.
>>69770886
Fox owns the rights. So they had to use thanos.
>>69770577
So will Spider man defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet just like in the comics?
>>69775509
And they turned Galactus into a giant cloud.
>>69770577
>watching Avengers cartoon because I'm sick
>characters established more coherently and fluidly
>cosmic and interdimensional concepts introduced really fluidly too
>doesn't bog itself down with backstory and exposition for every fucking thing
>hype as fuck enemies, enemy team ups, and storylines
>Marvel picks fucking Thanos for their ultimate villain
I know /co/ hates this cartoon for being too derivative of the films but the MCU would definitely benefit from taking notes from this
>>69775527
Thanos got beaten by someone stealing the gauntlet after he had beaten everyone else.
>>69775594
Avengers Assemble is fucking great
>>69774143
What should I read for Deadpool and Death?
Autistic fuck from /jp/ turns out to be the strongest villain in MCU.
Feels good.
>waifuing a whore
if you're waifu isn't a virgin you're a turbocuck
>>69775721
>mfw that's a different art style
That's not the one I'm watching. Its Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
>>69775533
Rather a giant cloud than what Marvel has done to him.
>>69775721
Outside of the episodes with the Sinister Squadron and Thunderbolts, Assemble is a crock of shit.
>>69776331
>be bigger than planets
>still get beaten by people who are like microbes to you
>multiple times
wooow
>>69770577
Why does everyone have to face the fuckign camera in Marvel capeshit?
They have no sense of the camera as an invisible presence at all.
But then again they have no sense of cinematography either.
They keep shoveling shit but poeple keep eating it up because "LOL WITTY BANTER HE CALLED HIM UNDEROOS AND DIDN'T CARBON-DATE HIM HURR THAT IS TEH FUNNIEST AND BEST MOVIE EVER"
>>69776331
Left panel can best summed up with: I'm HUNGRY!
>>69776331
Old Marvel used big words and didn't dumb shit down while trying to depict complex multi-dimensional beings in a 2-D print
New Marvel is "WHITE PRIVELEGE GAY MARRIAGE PATRIARCHY LET'S TURN WHTIE CHARACTERS INTO NEGROES AND MOHAMMED ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE OUR FEELINGS"
>>69776398
Sounds pretty poetic to me.
>>69776398
>be bigger than bacteria
>still get beaten by cells who are literally microbes to you.
>for six million years.
>>69770710
>>69770822
>>69770851
>>69773188
>>69774132
>>69774152
Tickled
>>69774937
I hope they cast Gal Gadot
>>69775799
hello pedo
>>69776543
>Old Marvel
>>69778409
Comic kino.
>>69776764
Too bad the little humans in this case can't reproduce asexually inside your body and give you deadly diseases.
>>69776543
>Old Marvel used big words and didn't dumb shit down while trying to depict complex multi-dimensional beings in a 2-D print
do you seriously believe what you're typing.
>>69770710
Those are cuff-links
>>69778409
>>69778409
>This is literally a spoiler for THANOS: THE FRESHMAKER
watched CW and AoU back to back, and holy shit those lines and acting were pleb level
>>69778409
>cheese and crackers
>>69778695
Too tricky
>>69773048
Who the fucking hell did he commission to build this copter? Who the fuck was paid to write Thanos on the side? When did he learn to fly and why isn't he just levitating instead?
