What do you think I'm doing?

>>69762915
Easy

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>>69762915
EASY

How can an empty box create such an explosion?

>>69763397
Full of birthdays

>>69763397
The box was a trigger for the explosives rigged throughout the train station.

>>69762915
DEEZ ERRRRRY MOTHA FUCKA BIRFDAY AINT GUNNA SNATCH DEYSELF!

So when Seagal jumped out the window was his dick out?

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>urine stops and then resumes

EASY

>>69763511
He sheev spins

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>>69763450

So he was standing right on the explosives?

>>69762915
looking constipated?

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>>69763629
EAAAZZZZY

>>69763611
>put explosive all over building
>also put explosive in the box
whats wrong with that?

>my god is better than your

what did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ZdUZFy2BI

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>heresthatinfinityiwustellinyouabout
>almost fifteen rounds in a fortyfiveisntthatamazin

>>69764166
>amazing
>spectacular

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So what exactly is his role in the agenda? Is he just controlled opposition, or is the concept of snatching motherfucker birthdays eluding us completely?

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>>69764166
>thisisthatfiddyiwustellinyouabout
>amazinggun
>fatface...noo'erpentration...greatdistance...youknowvelocity

>>69764166
>almost 15 rounds
How can a gun hold ALMOST 15 rounds? What the fuck does that even mean?

>>69764166
>>69764242

please have a link to this clip

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>>69764254
>14 1/2 rounds

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>>69764166
you finally got the dubs you were talking about

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>>69764288
>1938.....nationalmatch....
>oneofduhsmallestfortyfie'sevahmade
>oneofmybackups....oneofmypersonal backupsidntthatamazin'

>>69764282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

>>69764166
wtf is his hairline?

he looks like the last airbender

>>69764334
What's with that sharpie hairline?

>>69764334
amazn

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFpw_uDh-yw

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>>69762940
>>69763652

Friendly reminder that EAZY is the actual AREO HOTAH

SEAGAL CAMEO WHEN

>>69764334
His delivery is like Tim and Eric ad-libbing.

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>>69764288
>the way he sense

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Is this Cino or Kinema?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6hKdoZqy10

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns

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>>69764409
>stillmadaboutthefourtybucks?

>>69766104
He probably looked more at the painting of himself rather than her

>>69766173
why doesn't he just draw his hair on with a black permanent marker at this point? it would be equally convincing

>>69765567
An egyptian king?

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>>69766173
It's some kind of Russian tradition

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>>69766789

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I want the next Far Cry have Seagal as the main character.

He was perfect for Far Cry 4. I called him and said what happened? Its just a typical case of Ubisoft and politics.

>>69763511
No, it was automatically snatched back into his pants

>>69767363
Wheter he was gay or straight, I don't know I don't care

>>69766173
It's sore.

And Seagal does things to his scalp that would get a used cars salesman 20 to life.

>>69767363
Did you call him 450.000 times?