>you will never be cool af detective who saves the day
Why even live
>>69754714
Fuck these haircuts look like shit.
>what kinda cut u want pham
>how about you shave around my head but forget to do the rest
I wish they fleshed out his characters a bit more. There are some many questions left unanswered about him.
>>69754796
T. Receding hairline
>>69754894
There is a lot of visual clues that reveal things about him. Pay attention next time you watch it
>>69754714
What show is this?
>>69754796
such sour grapes holy shit guy just off yourself
>>69755491
It's film called Prisoners. Pretty good tbqh
>>69754796
lol the people who say this are usually fat fucks with mop haircuts that couldnt pull something stylish off in a million years
>>69754714
Stupid question. I know I'm a retard for not paying attention so don't bother. Who was the guy that killed himself? Why did he knew so much?
Was he kidnapped by the killers or something?
>>69754796
I bet you're the type of guy who wears dad jeans because "skinny jeans are for fags and girls".
>>69754714
What kind of product is he using in his hair?
>>69755456
Yea except not at all. Gyllenhaal just gave him a bunch of fake tattoos and a freemason ring because he thought it would be mysterious and deep and Villeneuve let him because he doesn't care.
>>69755809
Wait, are we going to pretend that skinny jeans aren't for fags and girls now?
>>69755809
Skinny jeans on men are faggy though. They usually go hand in hand with gay ass boat shoes.
Straight leg fit master race.
>>69755877
probably hair wax
>>69755722
What's meant to be so stylish about it?
It's a fad haircut. The sort of thing you'll look back on in twenty years and say "Woah man the 10's were a pretty crazy time"
>>69755906
>i'm too fat to fit into skinny jeans master race
>>69755960
not really that haircut has been around forever
>>69755742
Yep. He was one of the first kids to be kidnapped if i remember correctly.
>>69754714
Straight leg, skinny, who programmed you fags to be such consumerist pieces of living garbage?
>>69755960
>saved this photo 4 years ago and got a hitler youth
>normies adopted it last year
why do they have to ruin everything?
>>69756015
I'm actually a 6'3 bean pole with long ass kenyan runner legs... because I run a lot.
>>69756084
WHERE IS MY MIND
YOU'RE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS
YOU ARE NOT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
WE ARE THE ALL SINGING CRAP OF THE WORLD: The post
>>69755888
They're for people that know their size, Chuck.
>>69755960
It's been around for hundreds of years dude
>>69756103
This is a nice haircut but like glasses, it's needs the right head and face shape to work.
Seeing fat guys or people with fucking scrunched up faces rocking it is cringe, like they do not know it only works with certain people.
I can rock it though, and that's all that matters.
>>69754714
every time he blinked I was afraid his eyeballs would pop out
>>69756103
>normies adopted it last year
that hairstyle is like 5 years old now, in what desolate part of the world do you live in?
>>69755906
i don't think i've ever seen anyone pair boat shoes with skinny jeans
you're the kind of person who likes to make fun of everybody and everything to alleviate your insecurities but you're actually severely out of touch with society and fail at basic communication
>>69756227
Uganda
>>69756235
I don't make fun of everybody though but I have seen the boat shoes/skinny combo a good few times and everyone else thinks it's gay as fuck.
>>69755809
>>69755906
>Skinny jeans
>Straight legs
Slim legs is where it's at homies
>>69755877
I've been looking for the answer for months now, I have seen the Suavecito pomade being recommended however when I bought it I've realised the hold isn't all that solid, although it could work on other's hair. I now have a matte clay from Undercut and I think it is closer to what he has.
>>69756350
if this wont do it, nothing will.
I came here expecting a comfy Prisonner thread, or at the very least a Classic Dano derail but it looks like I'm on /fa/ right now
Bunch of pussies girls don't care about your hair if it comes with an ugly face and 200 pounds
>>69756401
>mfw hair so thick that product dries up very quickly. >tfw despite a luscious hair of thick almost jet black hair, I'm thinking of going buzz cut because it's so har dot maintain.
>>69756439
Name a more classic movie scene
>>69756401
curious, ukfag here, is there any way to get it here?
>>69756568
12 years a slave when he whips the nigger
>>69756439
I dont give a shit, I like the look and I want it for mysel0,f not for the girls, is dipping your cock the biggest motivation of your live?
What the fuck was wrong with his constant blinking? Throughout all the movie I was expecting to be relevant to the plot since it was so weird
>>69756704
ROIHT MATE, 'ERE'S WHAT YOU DO, YEAH? YOU GET YOUR SHOESY WOOSEYS ON, ROIGHT?
THE YOU GET YOUR BUGGING ARSE'OLE DOWN TO TESCO, YEAH? YOU ASK THAT FIT AS FOOK GIRL AT THE COSMETICS COUNTER: 'OH, LAV, YOU GOT ANY OF THAT BLIMMIN' RENATI STUFF?'
DEN YOU GO BACK TO HOMESEY WOMESY, PUT IT IN YA' MULLET AND LATS THAT.
Get out my pub
>>69756746
Yeah pretty much
It isn't for you only because you can't get any and you've deluded yourself into thinking sex isn't that important
>>69756704
What time is in uk?
>>69756831
It's 4:10AM here right now
>There will never be a crossover where Rust Cohle and Detective Loki investigate a spooky mystery
>>69756704
they dont sell it in UK? It's probably one of the more popular hair products for men if not the most popular.
Well its made in australia I guess you can ask some hairdressers if they can import it.
There's probably a thousand webstores that have it.
Straight hold glaze for hold and a slight shine or rock hard if you want your hair to be in the same position all day. Washes out with warm water and a bit of shampoo.
>>69756782
not a britfag, I just live in the uk, I did not even understand most of your post kek
>>69756816
stop projecting, I didn't imply sex isn't that important, I just said it's not a goal I want to achieve by having a nice haircut
>>69756859
this
>>69756831
>>69756859
5:15AM here. Why are we doing this? Why can't we go to sleep like regular people?
>>69756963
thanks mate, poorfag here but I'll note it down and try to get a hold of it once I empty my uppercut tin (it's from australia as well, I noticed)
>>69756972
I am using this time to screenwrite and wank to cuties.
I always get a few eeks of good routine and then my shit gets fucked up again. I feel energetic and nice at night when no one is around.
>>69756756
I always post this in every Prisonner thread and no one replies ;_;
Am I really the only one that was bothered by this?
>>69757305
>>69756756
It's an anxiety/stress tick.
>>69757332
Yeah it's pretty clear that it's what it's meant to represent but I figured it would have been relevant to the movie
I guess it was just to deepen the character?
>>69756756
>>69757305
I do it a lot, and it's usually because I'm all hopped up on sugar/caffeine/etc. while running on very little sleep.
>>69755647
I wasn't sure either. FUCK. Already seen Prisoners. I need more Jake movies in line with the tone of this and Zodiac. Jake detecting shit is my favorite genre.
Guess it's time for re-viewings.
>>69756935
That would be really cool
>>69757545
Try Enemy, he's also investigating stuff in there although the tone is much different
