Steven Seagal Cinematic Universe thread

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Steven Seagal Cinematic Universe thread 2016-05-20 01:17:06 Post No. 69752797
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Steven Seagal Cinematic Universe thread Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:17:06 Post No. 69752797 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ

Did you even realize that Jonathan Cold from The Foreigner is the same character from the 2005 classic Black Dawn?

This all ties in to the larger SSCU where he picks up the role again in numerous films including A Good Man where there are a bunch of references to him playing Jonathan Cold again but under a different alias after years of wetwork. He could even be playing Jonathan Cold in The Sniper because he's only ever referred to as an alias and he's a decorated army vet yet again.

How will the upcoming End of a Gun tie into the larger SSCU picture? Decker is very clearly another codename. Could be Cold again.

What about the soon to be released Cyborg Nemesis? Is Jonathan Cold a cyborg?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:18:35 Post No.69752849
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:18:35 Post No.69752849 [Report]

>>69752797
easy................. EEEEASYY

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:19:06 Post No.69752874
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:19:06 Post No.69752874 [Report]

>>69752797
every character in a steven seagal movie is actually the same person

an SSCU if you will

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:21:34 Post No.69752965
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:21:34 Post No.69752965 [Report]

>>69752797
>Where are you going?
>What do you think I'm doing?

I've watched this 5 times and I still don't get it.

Did he jump out the window with his tiny dick out?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:21:46 Post No.69752969
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:21:46 Post No.69752969 [Report]

>>69752797
holy shit is there a pad in there?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:25:39 Post No.69753096
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Anyone got a webm of Seagal rolling or killing several baddies with a handgun?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:26:55 Post No.69753141
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:26:55 Post No.69753141 [Report]

>>69752969
Sensei is a big guy

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:36:38 Post No.69753544
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:36:38 Post No.69753544 [Report]

>>69752797
I love the Seagal Meme, and I've seen the video in OP posted alot recently but I've not watched it until now...

Holy shit that is terrible. Now I know where Easy.... EASY is coming from.

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:37:27 Post No.69753582
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:37:27 Post No.69753582 [Report]

*Unzips katana*
Youstillmadaboutthatfiftybucks?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:38:11 Post No.69753611
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:38:11 Post No.69753611 [Report]

>>69753096
Was it her birthday? That Mothafucker just couldn't resist could he? He had to snatch it.

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:50:32 Post No.69754086
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:50:32 Post No.69754086 [Report]

ANYBODY SEEN INFINITY?

ANYBODY KNOW WHY INFINITY DID ALMOST 15 ROUNDS?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:54:47 Post No.69754247
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 01:54:47 Post No.69754247 [Report]

Steven Segall is an embarrassment to all white people.

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:10:26 Post No.69754802
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:10:26 Post No.69754802 [Report]

>>69754247

>white

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:16:18 Post No.69754976
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:16:18 Post No.69754976 [Report]

>>69754247
He's a direct descent of Genghis Khan.

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:20:51 Post No.69755126
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:20:51 Post No.69755126 [Report]

>>69754247
THIS
MUTHA
AINT WHITE

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:21:36 Post No.69755157
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:21:36 Post No.69755157 [Report]

>>69754086
amazing

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:22:59 Post No.69755205
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:22:59 Post No.69755205 [Report]

>>69754247
....

well I'm sorry to hear that

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:32:24 Post No.69755518
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>>69754247

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:34:03 Post No.69755577
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:34:03 Post No.69755577 [Report]

>>69754247
>pretending sensei didn't grow up a young black boy in Japan training in a blues dojo band
Nice bait

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:44:15 Post No.69755904
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:44:15 Post No.69755904 [Report]

>>69754247
he played guitar in an all black band in 1950's detroit, you fucking stupid idiot

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:46:40 Post No.69755978
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Who wins in a fight between Trump, Seagal, and Lennox Lewis?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:52:07 Post No.69756157
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 02:52:07 Post No.69756157 [Report]

>>69752797
>Oy, Where you going?
>What do you think I'm doing?

Who talks like this?

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 03:03:15 Post No.69756542
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 03:03:15 Post No.69756542 [Report]

>>69755978
Seagal would katana-chop Trump's gun hand and Lewis' fists off then make a movie script about it before Trump could even squeeze the trigger on that .45 he was tellin us about

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Anonymous 2016-05-20 03:59:46 Post No.69758313
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