ITT: /tv/ related things that you wouldn't believe if someone told you it in 2013
Di Caprio will win an Oscar.
Spider-Man will be in the MCU in 2016 and Aunt May will be Marissa Tomei.
-Bill Cosby will be outed as a rapist
-Bruce Jenner will become a tranny
-Robin Williams will kill himself
-Ariel Winter will chop them off
-The other Wachowski will become a tranny
-Baneposting will still be a thing
There's a new ghostbusters movie coming out and the ghostbusters are all female.
Twin Peaks Season 3 is happening.
>hollywood would give a movie about pedophilia their highest honor
>>69749226
>-Ariel Winter will chop them off
>-The other Wachowski will become a tranny
These were the only things no one could've predicted. The Jenner and Cosby rumors are older than most of the people that post here.
Supernatural and Bones will still be on the air.
>>69749293
Not surprising desu
There a lot of kiddy-fiddling going around among the Hollywood Jews. And they keep getting away with it.
Arrow would have become what it is now.
>>69749705
Everybody was making fun of Mark in 2013. Said he couldn't do it unless he went in for liposuction.
>This random post will end up becoming a gigantic meme that absorbs all of /tv/ and ends up warping reality to cause actual plane crashes in real life
>Civil War will be more successful than Batman v Superman
>>69748666
If you genuinely and unironically believe JewJew's TFA was anything other than a soulless cash grab made to pander to as any audiences as possible to make as much money as possible, you need to fuck off back to [other website]. And take your capeshit friends with you.
He'll be Lex Luthor.
emily blunt actually ends up stepping on that guys balls but he still posts it for nostalgia sake
David Letterman will look like this.
the board will be filled with with capeshit
>>69749705
>>69749920
Man, I used to like this show so much
Margot Robbie, Daisy Ridley, and John Boyega would be household names.
Both of them would become memes.
That this would be considered deserving of a sequel
>>69748666
>that Marvel would a movie about a racoon, a talking tree and a green space bitch
>said movie would be more successful than a Superman/Batman movie
>>69752153
It was more deserving than My Big Fat Greek Wedding and Barbershop. I wouldn't believe that those would get sequels.
That this board will enjoy interracial pornography
That Avatar sequels still haven't begun production two years after the sequel was first supposed to come out.
There's a new Star Trek show in the prime universe and it's helmed by Nicholas Meyer and a gay dude who made a show about Hannibal (the fava beans & chianti cannibal guy) that also happens to be one of the greatest shows in a decade.
>>69749226
>-Bill Cosby will be outed as a rapist
What's funny is the rumor for decades was he was into underage girls and boys, the twist was he was actually into grown women.
That Saoirse Ronan would change so much.
>>69749226
>-Ariel Winter will chop them off
WHY
>>69750285
underrated post desu
>>69750802
Shit, I didn't even believe you until I reverse image searched it. Feelsbadman.tiff
>>69750263
This.
That this was just the beginning.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/brendan-frasers-rise-and-fall_n_2839480.html
>>69748666
>image.jpg
so we're supposed to post things that turned out to be completely wrong?
>>69752795
she wanted to be a """"""""""'serious""""""""""" """""""""""actress"""""""""""" and didn't realize those terms are defined by bitter old women and gay kikes
>>69752913
Nah. That's just to show how different things were in 2013.
That Ant-Man and Deadpool would be successful and Batman v. Superman and Fantastic Four would bomb.
>>69752795
Yikes.
it's like 9/11 all over again. Can never go back. ;_;
>>69752795
Did she get her face chopped off too? Fucking Christ.
>>69753436
>That Ant-Man and Deadpool would be successful
Hey. In 2013 I'd be surprised that either of them ever came out.
That I still wouldn't be able to get a gf ;_;
>>69753875
shhhhhh
quiet now
it'll all be better soon
He will be the next big action hero.
>>69754021
And she will be his costar in the new Jurassic Park movie.
that I'd still be here
>>69754021
>>69754088
Damn, this gives me hope. Maybe I can still be saved. Too bad I look the same as I did in 2013.
>>69754103
>>69750263
This. I thought it was a joke
Germanwings 4U9525
He's going to be in the show, for no reason, and he will also be killed in favor of stronk womyn. And your favorite character, The Mannis? Dead. And your favorite book character development, for Jaime? Not going to happen.
>>69748666
Only it still isn't true.
>>69754386
Well, in 2013 the plane with the exact numbers and model crashed with no survivors so it's not that far fetched.
http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20130629-0
>>69754386
I'm very positive the guy who crashed the plane posted here a year before doing the actual event.
That I'd feel nostalgic for the shitty prequels when 7 came out.
>>69754469
switch the last two you joyless contrarian cunt
>>69749226
>-Bruce Jenner will become a tranny
everyone saw this coming
>>69750263
This really is abysmal casting. Warner did everything wrong.
>>69752324
I am astonished anyone at Hollywood would think we want a sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding 14 years later.
>>69754668
sauce? or at least a story
>>69752400
This.
>>69754021
>>69754088
Great. Now I'm imagining a version of Jurassic World with fat Pratt and fat BDH. And it's not half bad desu.
>>69752795
Don't they give 'em a lift when they reduce them?
I don't get this chick. Sometimes she looks fine, sometimes she looks like a chubster.
>>69754088
Didn't she just pop out a kid or something here?
/tv/ will become reddit
>>69751437
I got it worseFelicity was my waifu until they destroyed her character.
>>69754469
Swap the first and the second ones and you're gold.
>>69750802
>>69752872
Dude had to shave every day for 30 years. Give him a break hes just enjoying retirement.
Female Ghostbusters
>>69750802
I never thought Letterman would ever look like he could kick my ass.
>>69755769
Reminder that it's still officially better than BvS
>>69750802
He looks so happy though.
>>69748666
People are going to pretend that Zack Snyder is some kind of idiot savant.
>>69756258
>>69755001
That image is 100% correct
That /tv/ would be flooded by capeshit/starshit fans with tiny brains.
>>69756974
Sure, if you're retarded and trying to look smart by being a contrarian.
Star Wars prequels were never good.
>>69748666
People will unironically defend the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
You will still be on /tv/ three years from now
>>69757012
Force Awakens is still worse.
Prequels, while best ignored canon-wise still feel like Star Wars. Force Awakens is knock-off Star Wars. Say what you will but atleast Lucas didn't have problems coming up with new shit.
>>69757240
>Force Awakens is still worse.
>Prequel apologists are literally saying that their sterile schlock is better than the literal masterpiece that was TFA
>purely because a woman and a black man were the protagonists
>>69757327
>defending a soulless cashgrab
>>69757382
I'm not the one defending the prequels :^)
>>69748666
I still can't believe there's a new Ghostbusters.
I can believe it will be shit though.
>>69757382
They're both soulless cashgrabs, m8. The only difference is Abrams made one mediocre cashgrab while Lucas made 3 shit cashgrabs.
>>69749226
Cosby is still an innocent man.
>>69752740
>>69751938
HOLY FUCK,IS THAT THE NIGGA FROM PAN?
>>69757398
Exactly
>>69757439
There are levels of soulles cashgrabs and TFA has outdone the prequels on every level.
>>69755992
Yeah, women gain some weight during pregnancy, but she gained nearly 100 pounds. Thats more than just babyweight
Good for her for getting back in shape though
>>69750255
Go be a virgin on reddit
>>69757240
>still feel like Star Wars
No
>>69757855
>TFA has no soul because a woman is the main character
>>69757590
Yes. The original nightmare!
>>69757439
At least give credit to Lucas for attempting to try and bring something new to the universe. TFA was utter soulless pandering and every narrative decision made for it followed the question that was "How much money can Disney make off of this?"
Not that Lucas wasn't seeking merch money either, but this is just blatant Marvelization of a series and I'm so glad I pirated TFA.
JJ is a fucking hack
>>69758097
BLAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
/tv/ will get mad about a black guy in the new Star Wars
Angry Birds movie
Emoji movie will be announced
TNA wrestling will get kicked off Spike in favor of eternal cops and jail reruns
>>69753875
STOP
>>69758171
>/tv/ will get mad about a black guy in the new Star Wars
You'd really be surprised about that? /pol/ was really bad in 2013. It got slightly better in 2015, then got back to shit this year. I don't post there. Just look sometimes.
>>69748666
Godzilla 2014 will get a sequel with king Ghidorah
Toho would bring godzilla back on their own
The guy who made Eva would make a godzilla movie
>>69758119
You're right anon but understand tfa apologists enjoy having their nostalgia pandered to in the most unsubtle ways.
TFA felt like I was watching jurrasic world, star wars edition.
>>69750154
it was already a big meme
>>69748666
That the best thing about Jurassic park 4 would be a really sexy red head aunt
>>69757531
sersh is cute CUTE!
>>69758060
>trying to deflect to muh-soggy-knee
>>69758534
But it's true
That the new SJW mods and janitors and there sycophantic goons will keep trying to destroy /tv/ out of greed, spite and hatred, but will try to trick people into thinking it's a good thing through false flagging, memetic devices, spam, backstabbing and lies. And if anyone calls them out they will throw tantrums like middle schoolers instead of acting like staff members of a world famous website. It's only 2016 for things they like.
>>69758603
Then why do you imply if it's true?
Than Brendan Fraser would give baneposting a run for its money.
>>69758360
I got that connection too. At its best, it was like watching Prometheus.
CUTIE/10
>>69758687
by trying to destroy /tv/ do you mean how they constantly delete threads despite those threads not breaking any rules?
HBO will own Sesame Street.
>>69760316
Baneposting shouldn't get you banned. And things that aren't strictly based on careers shouldn't either. I'm all for banning the pedos and the ones who spam us with cuckold porn.
>>69757240
Agreed. TFA was unneeded and in many parts doesn't make sense in the continuity.
>>69760316
Y'know, I even saw them delete a Star Wars thread once. It simply had like 100 IPs agreeing, without any shitposting, that maybe SW7 wasn't 10/10 Best Movie In The History Of Movies.
>>69761492
JJ confirmed as janitor.
>>69749226
baneposting will never die and nobody can deny this
it is immortal
That he would be Aquaman.
"I know, Aquaman! I couldn't even be more random for Aquaman, you know, with the blonde hair... I don't even know where that comes from, it's like me being... uh... Robin or something. Who pulls that out? I see that on the internet and I'm like, Aquaman? A guy like... Lobo I could see."
“I get it all the time. It’s just a rumor. I swear,” Momoa said. Then to prove his seriousness, he offered MTV News’ Josh Horowitz some insurance. “Man to man. You can punch me in the face [if I’m lying],” he said. “You’re allowed to punch me in the face. No, it’s a flattering rumor.” -Momoa 2014
>>69762045
Bane is to /TV/ as loss is to /v/
>>69762672
So can Josh Horowitz now punch him in the face?
>>69759197
I remember last year when /tv/ was overrun with Brendan and baneposting was surviving by a hair.
>>69748666
but he didn't save star wars. He dug up its lifeless corpse on shat on its chest
>>69749293
Which movie?
Stephen Colbert would not only take David Letterman's spot at Late Night, but that he would end up being terrible and getting demolished in the ratings by virtually everybody else.
>>69754021
More like Chris Fatt
>Abatap will never return to see all the butthurt haters
>>69763778
>getting demolished in the ratings by virtually everybody else
That wouldn't have surprised me.
The socially inept numale virgins on this board are still baneposting
>>69748666
/tv/ will be infested with underaged consolewar faggotry over capeshit.only manlet man babies take capeshit this seriously
