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>be borderline retarded
>lose weight for a role
>literally just play yourself
>win an oscar
How butthurt do you think all those plebs are who went to drama school?
>shit talking based matthew
>be good looking
>get stuff
woah...
>>69747638
Fuck off, Matthew is a state treasure.
t. Texan
>>69747638
Hes gonna usher in the era of Slave Kino.
https://youtu.be/y_38WdArR20
>>69747763
*chews hay straw in mouth*
>be hard working, God fearing self-made Texan man
>face years of ridicule for being typecast
>pull off one of the biggest career turnarounds in recent showbiz history and get critical recognition
>get called "borderline retarded" by some teenager on an anonymous Micronesian stone currency exchange place
>time is a flat circle
>>69747956
there's literally nothing wrong with being autistic
>>69748104
t. autist
>>69748061
Your mom's a fat circle.
>>69748328
ur mum works in a fat circus
>you will never be plowed in your boypussy by prime mcconaughey
>>69748599
>>you will never be plowed in your boypussy
>>69748599
I've just realised all mcconaughey is prime mcconaughey
>>69748613
Get a grindr account gays are like rabid animals
