"You're out, Garfield!"
"No, it's you who's out Tommy! Out of your mind!"
new spiderman is a legit cutie
would dom
then i'd make him breakfast
>>69741651
they got the wrong bong, m8
>>69741733
True.
>>69741651
Holland looks like a troll. Best Spiderlad wasn't even on the shortlist.
>>69741767
So was having a bunch of weird moles on a young man's face Kevin Faggy's fetish or something?
>having to get your mole removed to star in capeshit
And womyn complain about losing weight
>>69741767
Not to sound gay or anything, but holy shit Asa Butterfield's eyes are fucking beautiful as shit. WTF.
>>69741651
>"Youre goign out, Aunt May?"
>"its you whos out peter, out of condoms"
>>69741781
Spider-Bran, Spider-Bran
He he hit puberty and now nobody likes him.
>>69741837
He's like 6ft, probably way too tall for Spiderman and RDJ wouldn't like it.
>>69741912
Gross. She's like 50 something. Her pussy is the size of a basketball hoop.
>>69741842
holy shit that wasnt just my imagination
did he actually get surgery??
>>69741912
How come Tony Stark's mom looks more like Aunt May than Aunt May?
>>69741999
Looks like it
I haven't seen the flick yet. How'd his ass look in the suit?
>>69742108
Good, the mole is distracting as fuck. Even if he wasn't Spider-Man, getting it removed was a good decision if he wanted to be an actor.
>>69742258
Obviously. It's a quick and painless job to get it removed I imagine.
Is he young? Listen up
He's a ten year old English cuck
How's he look? Listen guy
He's entirely CGI
Look out, it's Marvel's new Spider-Man
>>69741651
Why did they choose a kid to play Spider-man when he wasnt a high schooler since the 70s in comics? He is most known as a young adult photographer.
>>69742223
He never used it. He is a cgi doll with muscles that obviously the actor doesnt have.
>>69742223
Couldn't tell you. He was 100% CG.
>>69741767
>Asa will never play Artemis Fowl
>>69741651
Oh hi. My name is better Spider-Man than Tom Holland.
>>69742519
Because they want to milk this Spider-Man shit for a long time. Making him younger helps that.
>>69742567
>>69742614
What about the part where he's on the ground and Stark says he's done?
>>69742651
Holy shit, that's actually perfect casting.
>>69742909
only the mask is real in that scene.
>>69742951
Seriously? How do you know?
That's fuckin bullshit, the Raimi movies used an actual person and he looked great
>>69742786
Hello.
SAVE ME SPIDER TWINK HE HAS A FRISBEE
Bravo Tony
>>69741651
>going to red carpet
>couldn't be bothered to brush his teeth
>>69742567
>>69742614
Straight into the garbage.
>>69741989
That's not how it works dirty cis male
I loved when captain America tried to crush a teenager to death using a 20 ton airport walkway
>>69744581
I love(you).