>Hey anon, you like movies don't you?
How do you respond?
>Yeah.
I'm a smooth operator
>>69733078
yes, i meek my own movie u want 2 b n it
i want 2 b n u lmao
>I never watch movies. I'm having trouble finding movies that I enjoy. Everything they make nowadays is just shallow crap. Do you have any recommendations? I'm always on the look-out for great stuff but I never seem to find it on my own.
I would just say "Yes."
I don't get it. Is that hard to do?
Yeah, I do. Why do you ask?
>>69733078
No I like asbestos. Fuck off, wagecuck
No, I only like kino.
A-ackshually, I only watch foreign kinography
>>69733078
It depends...
>No go away, this is why I asked for higher partitions.
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>>69733155
>cool, my boyfriend likes movies too, he is like you but taller
>>69733125
For the people that browse here, yes
>>69733078
Yes. Wanna netflix and chill *wink* ;)
>>69733078
>when they don't build the wall quick enough
CARLOS
CARLOS GET OVER HERE
>>>/v/338157645
No, just flicks.
>>69733078
Get the fuck out my office you fucking whore, I pay you to answer the goddamn phone not chit chat with your superiors.
Then I'd get her deported.after I rape her
I don´t, i like films
>>69733078
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I drive
>>69733078
Yes. Then I return to what I was doing to let her ponder my response.
>Hey anon, what is your favourite movie?
how do you guys respond to this one? I usually say The Departed because they probably saw it and I dont want to be seen as some movie snob
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
>>69733078
"Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo."
>>69733217
kek
>>69733636
I usually say Heat or Aliens, as most normies have seen them, but they're still great movies.
>>69733217
>Nice, my girlfriend likes movies also, she's like you but NOT A BITCH
And then I'd run away.
>>69733119
Spider movie?
>>69733078
Yeah, of course! You do too, right?
I don't watch movies, I watch kino
>>69733217
>taller than 6'4
Well enjoy your lanklet lady.
Wwwhy are you talking to me...?
>>69733078
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>>69733636
i say ferrisdudes day off, but its actually my fifth favorite movie
>>69733078
I only clean here, no habla ingles
>>69734639
I love Heat too. Melissa McCarthy is hilarious.
>long pause while I invoke the Driver in me, while simultaneously getting her gash all moist
"Yeah"
>>69733636
Drive
>>69736474
daaaamn
I don't think you have the guts to say this irl btw desu senpai
>>69736574
>6'4
>not lanklet
Do you have my stapler?
>>69733119
You come across as indecisive and attempting to please too much. For something you never do you suddenly seem to have a lot of interest now that a girl is asking you about it.
>>69733217
I like movies but i dont like you. K bye.
>>69736688
Correct, I'd probably be put on some kind of sexual harassment course and be given a formal warning for it.But it's a moot point all the women at work are too afraid of me to talk to me anyway so I win haha ;-;
>>69733078
Yeah I like Master and Commander NOT THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND IT YOU ROASTIE BITCH GET OUT OF MY CUBICLE REEEEEEEE
>>69733078
No, I only like kino.
>Who doesn't like movies of at least some kind? Seriously, is there anyone who dislikes the medium of film as a whole?
She'd just fuck off then.
>>69733078
>never speak to me again, you filthy casual
>>69733636
Muppet Treasure Island
>>69733078
>How do you respond?
Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?
