So many Ghostbusters threads, yet not a single Rocky Horror Reboot one.
What gives?
>>69724848
Who is this titty kitty
Looks promising
>>69724971
But they are black trannies, right?
>>69724848
Because /tv/ is for e-celeb drama now ...
No one cares about this irrelevant bitch.
The original film was campy shit, so this remake is looking like it's on track to match that.
>>69724914
>no panties
not promising
who gives a fuck.
looks too polished and lowbudget at the same time
>Susan Sarandon is still hotter then her replacement
It's just a TV movie. Not worth worrying about.
>>69724971
Ooo. My my. What strong, svelte and angularly muscular opinion you have. Mmm hmm. Very Aryanic. It turns my black cock on. Please, continue.
Kek, this has been removed from IMDB.
Why do people like this fucking garbage?
>>69725641
Everyone in High School I knew who liked this movie, turned out to be gay, Bi, or fag hags.
Bet they're not even going to have Janet fainting because 'muh sexist cliché'
>>69724914
Is that V Juice?
>>69724914
>SadRelievedClam.webm
Greatest filename ever
>>69725627
But isn't that completely correct according to SJW logic?
>already seen VJ's titties
interest is gone, sorry
They keep getting deleted.
>>69724848
>>69724914
she's so fucking pretty
>>69726362
Yes
>>69725187
Its not an "original film" its based on a play.
>mtv productions company
>>69725514
The old film had a low budget but also decent directing and a vision, this has the opposite problem
Because Rocky Horror fans aren't autistic manchildren who act like franchises that were sold to them as children are somehow important pieces of art and a big fucking deal.
>>69724914
Victoria Justice is a fucking 20/10. Literally
P E R F E C T
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F
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AAAAWWWWW YEEEAH NIGGAS
>>69724848
That bitch playing Curry's role sucks.
She sounds forced.
Tim Curry made it feel liek you should be enjoying the show.
>Rocky Horror Reboot
Just, why?
>>69727734
>Rocky Horror fans
>not autistic manchildren
Cheapest way for a theatre owner to make some money on a slow night is to show that film, let autists show up in costume and sing along
Because Ghostbusters is fawned over by manchild neckbeards.
>>69727734
That's the most baffling thing to me about the fat nerds whining about a female Ghostbusters—they act like Ghostbusters is somehow sacred, and not just some 80's romp with SNL actors.
It has no footpurchase in the reality of it all.
It makes me think in 30 years when they remake Night at the Roxbury with a female cast there will be some fat crybabies on-line whining about how it's the end of cinema.
I feel like this movie would only be worth seeing if I went to one of those things where people get together and watch it at some theater for a special event
But I also don't want to sit with a bunch of people singing along with the movie and picking the "virgin sacrifice" or whatever
Basically I'm sure I will die without seeing this movie
Because RH has been on stage before and after the movie version numerous times. It's always "rebooted." Female Frank n further has been done before too (even on Glee). It's not new.
If it doesn't bomb, are they going to reboot the sequel too?
>>69729793
>It makes me think in 30 years when they remake Night at the Roxbury with a reptilian pedophile cast there will be some fat crybabies on-line whining about how it's the end of cinema.
IT'S 2046!
>>69724848
The truth is, no one cares about RHPS
It's like remaking The Room ... you can't recreate the elements which made the film interesting. Rocky Horror was accidentally good.
>>69724848
>>69724914
I want to see her turn into a sex freak
T-T-TOUCH ME
>>69724848
Wow.
This tranny has 0.3% the charisma Tim Curry had.
>>69724848
Those fucking tits holy shit
>>69724971
>deranged transvestite is OK
>creepy incestuous alien siblings are OK
>old man in wheelchair is OK
>bodybuilding sex slave who can't speak is OK
>black person is not OK
>>69726927
The first film then, you sperg.
>>69731046
pffft, he looks fine. He could totally still do it
The original demanded range from the actor, this one demands that the nigger behave less trans.
It's not working
Normally I detest remakes, but Vjayjay in a bra is so much better than that hyper-liberal bitch Sarandon who's ashamed of doing the original.
BUT since it's Hollywood a negress had to appropriate a white character.
>>69730426
>>69731105
It's not a black character. It's an appropriated white character taken over because nogs are too retarded to come up with their own shit so they decide to label everything white as "open for interpretation by peoples of color."
It's because most of the edgy faggots on here are still mad at mommy for dragging them to church on sundays and for Suzie turning them down at the middle school dance. They don't get as buttblasted by trannyshit over a flick with mostly women in it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH
>>69725641
The same reason people like Jon Waters movies. It appeals to base degeneracy and special snowflakes.
>>69727773
>brown nipples
>20/10
>>69724848
>>69724914
why does she look more like Alison Brie than VJustice?
>>69724914
she aged like milk
>>69735104
>>69724848
Rocky Horror was already fucking degenerate trash shoved onto the American people by Jews eager to destroy the white family unit. No one gives a shit about it.
![video-undefined-24CD9B9400000578-729_636x358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rTSZZTt.jpg "video-undefined-24CD9B9400000578-729_636x358[1].jpg")
>>69735104
slut
VJ BACK TO FULL POWER
>no we wuz lead
racist filth
>Rocky isn't a blonde Adonis
DROPPED
"Oh no, my career is going down the toilet with this Eye Candy rubbish! What am I to do?!"
"Oy there goy, how about you star in my new film?"
"Oh Mr. Adler, I'd love too!"
"Hehehehe, that's great Victoria. Now all I want you to do is get naked, let this black tranny fondle your white tits, let this Arab man cream inside you, and suck off a bunch of black dudes"
"M-mr Adler... I-I'm not very com-comforta-"
"WHAT? DO YOU WANT TO BE IN SHOWBIZ OR NOT?!"
"I-I-I--"
"Are you a racist, Victoria?!"
"N-no"
"Then get sucking"
"Y-yes Mr Adler"
"Hehehehe... good goy"
>>69735704
>2016
>expecting the depiction of male virility and sexual prowess to be white
TRIGGERED
>>69735104
spic genes
>>69735704
>>69735855
To be fair, he's still chiselled as fuck, and it's not like it's a very demanding or important role in the film. Hideous tattoo, though.
>>69736692
>>69736692
what does that tattoo say? "eunuch"?
>>69736692
he looks like a faggot
>>69729575
>she
>>69724848
>>69724914
Why didn't they cast someone as hot as Susan Sarandon?
>>69725714
Is just one of those fag magnet masterpieces, like Revolutionary Girl Utena and Kingdom Hearts
>>69737731
She's hotter though.
>>69729793
> footpurchase
What the fuck does this mean.
>>69737831
Susan Sarandon at 70 is hotter than Vjuice ever has been or will be.
>>69736692
>that tattoo
literally a fag mark
>>69737924
Don't be ridiculous. She's still hot and everything but not as much as that young kid.
Wait, Tim Curry is going to be in the 2016 Tv movie.
your waifu a shit
>>69738107
Fuck marry kill.
>>69738350
>>69738107
Kill with fire, left. Fuck with a passion, middle. Marry and settle down with right.
>>69736692
>Tfw go to the gym 6 days a week, 3 hours a day after work
>Fuck rest days and shit, I literally power through every session beast mode and do every workout possible, on as high weightage as possible (or low as possible for assisted chin ups and shit); 12x4
>No walking around flexing in mirrors and shit, I do my shit and get out, go home and guzzle down 100g gold whey. Hence I spend the 3 hours working out nonstop and not fucking around
>Have Thor-tier arms
>Mfw my girlfriend turned to me during that scene in Civil War where Cap is pulling the helicopter, and told me my body is better than his
I literally don't know how people can look at guys like that and think "WOW, WHAT AN ADONIS!". His abs aren't even that impressive, and I guarantee you he spends probably an hour a day, 4 days a week at the gym.
All you need is commitment, /tv/.
>>69738491
Bruh, why would you not settle down with Sarandon. Get that shit on the regular
>>69738575
you're such a faggot wow
Doesn't hiring a literal tranny in the lead role sort of defeat the entire purpose of that character?
>>69738575
>Feeling the need to lie this much to make yourself feel better
Aiiight
>>69724914
Is that Victoria Justice?
>>69739003
no, Nina Dobrev
>>69738905
If I met you in person you wouldn't say that you beta-orbiting fedora tipping manlet. Isn't there some 2/10 fat Tumblrite for you to hang around with and subscribe to all her vapid opinions?
Victoria Justice is perfect.... fuck im depressed now...
>>69739123
ROCKY!!...
>>69724848
i HATE that overrated gay shit.
if the remake features some vj tits, i'll watch in on IMAX 3d, and buy the 4k bluray
>>69739002
Just got back from a 3 hour session mate. The form is real.
What do you do from 6pm-9pm on weekdays that is so important that you can't discipline yourself into having a conditioned body?
>>69739602
Post pics
Or youre a liar
>>69738575
>3 hours
>6 days a week
How to spot someone who not only does not lift but does not even know how to lie about it.
>>69739602
>What do you do from 6pm-9pm on weekdays that is so important that you can't discipline yourself into having a conditioned body
A job. A life.
>>69739699
I'm not posting pics of my myself on 4chan, I'm not an idiot. It will either lead people into finding my LinkedIn, or some sick faggot will post a webm of them cumming on my picture.
You don't have to believe it, I'm just stating that with a little commitment there is no need to feel envious of "ripped" fags.
>>69739775
Sorry, I work from 8am-5pm like every other professional. I don't work 6pm-1am shifts at McDonalds like some loser, lol.
>Muh life
Get over yourself, you hipster faggot.
>>69724914
>v justice
God this is gonna suck.
>>69740251
>fappening spike
kek
>>69740251
that high point is the fappening isnt it
>>69739740
I was there exactly three hours, mate. I was on my smart phone for 2.5 of that time, but I was there for three hours, mate.
Mate.
>>69739740
3 workout days, 1 rest day, 3 workout days. Muh staggered rest days is a literal meme, and holding you back from your true potential.
Do you know how many rest days Arnie had per week? One. Do you know how many hours he spent working out? 5.
I guess he doesn't know what he's talking about either, right?
>>69740367
You "guys" are absolutely pathetic. Somebody encourages you to meet your full potential, which is easier to attain than you think, and you ridicule me?
Fuck all you beta nu-male manlets. You deserve the weak body that you have.
>>69735810
She got famous because of Dan "Get in the van" Scneider" /pol/, any depravity you imagine has already happened to her before. Know your background information before shitposting.
>>69731105
I think the fact that its a transexual is getting people pissed off more than it being a black guy.
>>69738575
Trolling meant something back in my days
It used to be a art
>>69724848
Nobody cares about this gay ass shit
>>69725872
Brad will faint instead, mark my words.
reboots and capeshit
when will it stop?
Rocky Horror Picture Show is retardedly gay. The fanbase needs to kill itself.
>it's another classic that isn't old and didn't need to be remade remake
Just fuck my shit up
Who's looking forward to the inevitable back to the future remake? I know I'm not
WHERE ARE ALL THE PERSONS OF COLORS?!
>>69741662
Found the redditor.
>>69741752
>>>/leftypol/
>>69741598
This
The play is pretty fun. I worry that Americans take it too seriously though.
>>69735370
>A joke musical made by a Brit mostly for a British audience is a jewish conspiracy to degenerate Americans
Ok.
>>69743134
>responding to /pol/
anon, please.
>>69724848
We are past the age of capeshit and have moved onto the age of rebootshit
>>69724848
>major hollywood production
>original was a cult classic
>MENTIONING THAT IN THE TRAILER
I just can't fucking believe that people are even considering giving this turd their money
Now everyone who goes to see it will feel special and edgy
It's going to be so bad.
I can't wait.
>>69724848
because it's shit
>>69724848
>giving a shit about reboots at all
Go hang yourself by the neck until death. Please.
>>69735104
I wouldn't say that. But she looks nothing like she did on that one Zack and Cody episode, which feels like yesterday.
>>69738107
Kill, marry, fuck while double bagged
Who the hell wants this?
The original hasn't aged at all.
>>69744008
what original?
>>69744008
You mean the movie based on the play?
whats the point of doing a remake when aside from gay casting choices this pretty much seems to be an almost exact remake, what the fuck, it's like any shitty high school play.
>>69744008
At this point Hollywood has run out of ideas and figured out you can just remake old stuff and people will still pay to see it
>>69744095
License reasons.
Something has to be made or they expire.
That's why Grease was just made.
>>69744150
tiny baby feet
>>69744150
lewd
>>69744236
Tiny feet are better for footjobs.
i didn't know /tv/ hated RHPS. i mean obviously the fags that obsess over it are mentally ill theatre homos, but it's still just a fun movie to watch with friends on halloween, has some pretty catchy tunes, and tim curry is always captivating no matter what he's doing other than sitting in a wheel chair drooling like he is now.
>>69744272
i wish i was one of those flip flops.
>>69736692
>Trashy tattoo on belly.
>>69743887
>which feels like yesterday.
I know what you feel bro.
Seems like only a few years ago I saw that Pilot episode where the boys dressed up as girls to win new bikes.
>>69738107
Imagine getting a handjob from these hands.
>>69744837
hands by far age the worst out of every other part on the body the rest of here looks mighty fine tho
>>69737924
god damn what i would give to cum on those 70 year old tits
>>69725714
>>69725641
I'm not gay and I like it. But I like it for it's 50's Americana rock-n-roll charm, not its queerness. In fact, the queerness made it kinda work as a horror movie on first viewing because of how unsettling it was. Also, the main tranny character is killed at the end for being too degenerate, and is literally the villain of the movie. Not sure why LGBTBBQ people hold him up as a hero.
>>69725714
This so much.
I got dragged along to one of those theatre showings where people sit at tables, eat food, drink, and recite the fucking movie line for line.
I had nothing to do that night, and I was like tertiary person who didn't even want to go but there was food and booze.........so I went, never again will I make that mistake. It's all fat losers and faggots.
>>69737924
>it's the Susan Sarandon is hot meme again
You disgust me
>>69732871
Woah woah woah woah.. you dont enjoy the films of Jon Waters?
>>69739602
3 hour gym sessions is bodybuilder tier, not everyone wants to look like that.
I do one hour a day 6 days a week and that's plenty enough to look good and have decent lifts.
>>69739123
>this projecting
You're not impressing anyone Spergie
>>69740441
Arnie was on steroids, dipshit
