Why is jackass so fucking gay?
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Why is jackass so fucking gay?
>>69718164
because you're lame as fuck and don't know the feeling of goofing off with friends?
>>69718164
Because women would never do this crazy shit.
>>69718164
It takes the absolute worst parts of human nature and glorifies them.
>>69718300
Do your friends shave each others pubes and always walk around naked or in a G string
Because you never had fun in high school with a group of bros, similar to the jackass crew.
>>69718385
This is a TV show that's meant to take things to the extreme.
That's the point.
>>69718385
.....yes?
>>69718465
>>69718472
Haha faggots
Favorite Moments?
I just watched the extras on Netflix
It was borderline gay porn
>>69718385
>Do your friends shave each others pubes
Shaved my buddy's ass while I was drunk. The razor got stuck in bettwen his cheeks then I threw up on his back and walked out of the room
>>69718676
kek, nice
>>69718531
GOT EMM!!!
>>69718676
Are you white by any chance?
>>69718385
>Yeah dude lmao why r u so inscure bruv?
You like peckers or somethin?
rip in peace Ryan ;_;7
![JACKASS_35.Title1.mp4_snapshot_00.15.13_[2016.05.18_22.38.22].png](https://i.imgur.com/LZsjPPP.jpg "JACKASS 35.Title1.mp4 snapshot 00.15.13 [2016.05.18 22.38.22]")
>>69718164
>Why is jackass so fucking gay?
I don't know what you mean.
>>69718385
>refusing to accept homoeroticism as normal
It's completely okay to be homoerotic without feeling the need to fuck a man (or get fucked) in the arse.
Rental car demolition derby from the first movie. The way Knoxville nonchalantly returns the car gets me.
>I returned it with a full tank of gas
Dirty Sanchez is the patrician choice.
>>69718462
>>69718300
this it is the best available TV for the teen american middle class.
>>69719045
"Yeah, I hit a dog."
>>69718754
>>>tumblr
>>69719058
i watched the movie the other night. they do seem crazier than jackass guys. too bad they're impossible to understand
>>69719037
Literal this.
Who the fuck said its not alright for the squad to lay on some cheeky brojobs one eachother before goin out?
>>69719025
pure kino
would Steve-O play a good joker?
>>69719687
steve-o is better as the straight man. he really shines as a host/MC
>Is it wrong to be strong?
Bad Grandpa was easiestly the funniest thing I have seen in theaters in the last five years.
Prove me wrong faggots
white people always do gay stuff to their friends
>>69719025
is that an IRLfoundry?
It isn't gay until dicks touch
>ywn suck knoxvilles barely functional penis
Just remembered this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdJ_SNEdtPE
Background: The River Walk in San Antonio is a man-made portion of a river that flows through the city, and has a depth of only 4 feet (~122 cm). Jumping from that bridge would either kill or cripple most people.
>>69719758
Its so fucking weird
Id remember sleeping at white friends house and they would always seem to share the bed
>>69719758
lol if u think 2x as much gay stuff doesnt happen in da hood
>>69719058
Dirty Sanchez was more extreme but lacked the comedic relief of the jackass guys. It felt too forced at times and jackass had a better balance between extreme/disgusting and light-hearted pranks that brought on contagious laughter.
>>69718300
>he doesn't do standard friendship activities like dropping his pants to let a friend try using rockets to shove a dildo up his ass
>>69720951
how droll
Pontius>Knoxville>Steve-O>The rest of the crew>>>>>Bam
>>69721874
>not being an /earth-rocker/
https://youtu.be/tks_6VzRjXk
I remember when we were in high school me and three friends lived a disgusting crusty neet lifestyle in one of our friends's basements. We had a designated "masturbation couch" which was behind a wall and you'd only go there for two reasons; to masturbate or bang whatever crusty skank we had over. We kept a supply of socks next to the couch so you could wipe off, throw it in the closet, and come back to the main area.
>>69722438
We pretty much just smoked weed and cigarettes, snorted pills, played video games, and played yugioh. We also ate a lot of grilled cheese and that is the subject of my next story which ties into the prior mentioned doing gay shit with your friends.
>>69718385
If you and your friends don't do this then there's something clearly wrong with you.
>>69722483
>We pretty much just smoked weed and cigarettes, snorted pills, played video games, and played yugioh. We also ate a lot of grilled cheese and that is the subject of my next story which ties into the prior mentioned doing gay shit with your friends.
wew, like me and my friends did all of this as well, only we weren't retards who took pills, well we had two of those in the gang but now they're fullblown degenerates
>>69718385
Actually we once thought it would be hilarious to wax one of my friends pubes with duct tape, and if the situation calls for it we have problem being naked around each other.
Gotta be confidant in your sexuality bro.
>>69722537
>5 minutes into getting naked and chill and one of your friends give you that look while growing a boner
>white people
>>69722483
We spent many a days in this basement just doing the aforementioned things and yes, we had piss jugs and they were disgusting. We only went upstairs to skateboard or to make grilled cheese. Now, there was a pseudo-struggle for dominance going on. We all knew we were pathetic but we'd all try to show somehow we were less pathetic than the others. We fought a lot. And I don't mean hee hee I'm gonna shove you fight, I mean things like handcuffing someone's feet to their ankles and then beating the shit out of them until they conceded. And this guy's mom knew we were doing all of this but she couldn't do anything about it because she was disabled and couldn't go downstairs.
>>69722596
Looks like the typical nu-male, not to be confused with geekbro
>>69722605
So one day, we're trying to figure out who's going to go upstairs to make (we'll call him "B") a grilled cheese. B doesn't want to do it because he "ain't no bitch nigga". So out of nowhere (we'll call this guy "S") says that he'll make B a grilled cheese. This is very unusual, normally S wouldn't hesitate to beat the shit out of B to show his dominance (B almost always lost, he was three years younger than the rest of us). I knew S was up to something so I followed him up.
>>69722667
actually i think he looks like a gay white boy like most of the people in this thread
>>69718164
because you are 13.
>>69722706
He doesn't look that happy to me
>>69718655
Wouldnt know as I dont watch gay porn. Obviously you are very knowledgable on the subject so please anon, do go on
>>69722704
You know there is a 2000-sign post cap right? Post the fucking story instead of spamming the thread
>>69722704
S started to make the grilled cheese. Everything looked normal. Then he pulled out his cock and starting jerking off onto the bread. And this part will always stick with me, after he was done I asked if I could shoot a load onto the bread too. Thus the cheesey jizz sandwich was born. I still don't know why I did it. We served B the sandwich and he ate it all up and even licked the plate clean. The highlight of the moment was when he said "this isn't cheese but it's fucking delicious!"
Point is, when you have a super close group of friends and you're all degenerates, gay shit happens all the time even if you aren't gay yourself. This was all normal for us just like it's normal for the jackass guys. It's just something that happens and you don't even question it. I'm fully functional now (I'm a nurse) and sometimes I miss having such a close group of friends (they're all in jail now) even if it got really violent and gay at times.
PREP THE BULL CARL
>>69719758
>be poo in loo
>at white friends house for a party
>everyone gets drunk and we crash at his place
>wake up with him spooning me
>>69718164
Because it's literally a bunch of guys putting things in each others anuses
>>69719947
what the fuck is
>ywn
is butterball ok?
best moment
>it's a Dave England literally eats a piece of shit
Why
>>69722978
You will never
>>69722941
that's not all it is though.
>>69723066
beautiful
>>69723066
Nothing more satisfactory than seeing that whiny cunt getting btfo
>>69718632
Well this gif confirms jackass is fake as fuck.
Nobody falls all straight like that.
nigga was pulled back with a bungie after numerous attempts
>>69723238
of course its fake. it was on mtv, theres lawyers and insurance and all that
Is this kino?
https://youtu.be/YAlXi41-DDw
>>69719058
Nigga thats not Tom Green.
>>69722864
yeah, nah, you're a fag
>>69718164
You were born long after they were popular. If you were a child of the 2000's, you would understand.
>>69721874
>>69721903
Is it wrong to kind of respect Johnny for just being hard as fuck and laughing in the face of extreme pain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV3L3I1dJqI
>>69723963
not at all, he's based as fuck.
>>69719058
sure, if you're kanye west and lack a sense of humor
>>69718300
We had more fun with our own pranks and jokes, which were funnier than that awful show. Desperate people, like the ones they cast, or appear on bumfights were quickly removed from our social circle.
>>69725472
How euphoric are you?
>>69725472
Damn anon you sound cool as fuck.
>>69719058
but thats not wildboyz
>>69718632
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmSBQuff7dE
Dave got fucked up.
>>69723963
It's not wrong in the slightest, Johnny Knoxville is a based human being.
>>69721903
What manner of edge is this?
Because Bam Margera
