Favourite Plinkett quotes?
>Cliff Huxtable: has money, objectifies women, beats women and tries to shoot women. He also has no faults.
>If cancer were pretentious it would be Garden State.
>Fuck kids! Fuck the elderly! Fuck families! Fuck everyone! This Crystal Skull movie's fucking weak. It's fucking Shark Week!
Bumping with
>FUCK OFF, GHOST!
First Contact
I like that he basically tears apart one of my favorite movies. There's something honest about being blatantly disparaging at something I like to watch.
>>69710205
>Anakin kneels before monster mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash
what's wrong with the face?
>>69711070
>I have dank memes son what's with your everything
Fuck off to reddit.
>>69712646
Thanks for the bump :)
>>69710205
>The only kid in this film that talks dies, and all of them die.
>These are positive changes.
TAFT YOU FUCK
60 minutes!
>>69710205
You see, only rose mcgowen is likable
>>69711038
this desu familia
>THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS ACID IN YOUR CUP
"Mr.T ate my balls"
>>69710205
>It's like when my wife says, "Harry, I want a divorce." And then her next line is screaming. And cut. End scene. Now that's good dialogue.
>FUCK MOVIES.
>Shut your fucking mouth
>JJ Abrams is eating pringles and a George Lucas to be making the chairs
>so this films starts of like most other kids movies do, with a trip to a graveyard.
>>69710205
> now by planet core I'm going to assume you mean planet core...
>Send her with the guy who looks like a squid. They don't call him 'Kit Fisto' cause he's into chicks if you know what I mean.
I don't think this counts as a quote but fuck it.
>Anakin kneels before monster mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash
>>69710205
FIFTY NINE MINUTES
When he pointed out that the weird jungle primitives who lept out of the walls in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull must have either been hiding there for centuries or saw them coming and decided to climb into their hiding places. There was no set up at all and they just appeared for no reason. I really didn't notice why the scene felt wrong when I saw it the first time.
>but my brain did
>>69713370
fucking lol, which part is this from again?
><fag voice>
>browns and beige!
>The only thing poetic about this is that I was vomiting in stanzas. I don't even know what that means.
>Stop wasting my time. Stop it!
"Is that some kind of frozen Margarita dispenser"
>So then Worf has a purple space bazooka
>Did you ever notice how it's like a space gondola
>Why do they need green plastic space cymbals?
Let's see how much money I saved...
>>69710205
>What's wrong with your faaace!?
>>69712893
SINATRA YOU FUCK
Which one's better?don't mean to dissect a frog here but I prefer Sinatra for the back and forth banter with editing, but the Taft has that stretch to ridiculous factor going on too, great quotes anyway
>>69713656
Episode II, throughout but the brunt of the jokes are at the beginning (when they first meet) and in the middle (when they go to Tatooine).
>>69713370
>>69713656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIvn1h-71IE
>>69714067
excellent, many thanks anon
>Anakin just killed some Sand People...
>you mean Arabs?
>tfw can recite beginning of PTM review by heart
When will TFA come out?
>A guy named William Shakesman once said, "Brevity is the soul of wit." That just means don't waste my time!
>>69710205
M O N S T E R
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>>69714504
>I said stop wasting my time
>Stop i-
Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.
But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
>>69714676
quiet, 9gag
Wait, what did you say... about Mein Kompf?
>>69713836
>Where is this? Why did the movie stop thinking for me?
>>69714067
"Look at what she's wearing. She might as well show him where the pinball machine is."
>69 minutes
>>69715254
>>69712914
There's now TWO people in this thread that have fucked up this quote.
>>69713873
Kek
Totally Underrated
>>69713954
I think Sinatra is slightly better but the "sold it to you" is better with Taft because it's even more exaggerated. They compliment each other.
>>69715066
Can someone explain this part to me? The only connection I could find is that Plinkett mentions getting raped on top of a pinball machine in the episode III review. Or is it just a euphemism?
>>69715394
It's a reference to the Jodie Foster movie The Accused, where her character gets raped on a pinball machine.
>>69710205
>Why is the flesh melting gas held in clear plastic tubes? Shouldn't they be made of solid titanium? What if the new guy hits them with a forklift?
>What if there are like 10 Nausicaans waiting for the Jedi at the dom jot table?
>purple space bazooka
>>69713083
When was this?
>>69715588
Titanic Review, where he's pointing out instances of bad dialogue.
>How do you know that?
>I said how'd you know that
>answer me thing-in-the-mouth face
>>69711038
I enjoy the movies more after having had watch Plinkett's Star Trek reviews. They are somehow better and a lot funnier. Thanks Mike.
>>69715556
Solid titanium is brittle, it needs to be alloyed with something.
>How do you know that? Did you read the script? What's that on the ground over there, is that the script?
Endlessly applicable to tons of movies.
>Poor little child. You aren't smart enough to comprehend tge fact that you have misspelled your entire sentence. If anyone us worse or lower than humans that would be you and your failed attempt at Grammar and sarcasm. Yiu insolent fool. What kind of being are you to even be making yourself look" cool" when in reality you are scared and are quivering because you aren't able to even shut anyone up. The most possible logic i have is this. You never put others down which made you a pathetic low scum, when you're a pathetic scum you have no friends or girlfriend and when that happens you resort to last thing you call "hope" it really is humorous.
>>69715703
Solid =/ pure my autistic friend.
>and kevin bacon
>>69715735
Whiny Niggers are the worst
lol
>Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his allegiance to the Graveyard Smash
>the "urban market" once stole my TV so I know a little bit about it these things
George Lucas marketing genius...now black people can pretend to like Star Wars and spend their hard earned welfare checks on it.
So do the prequels basically expose Lucas to be a shallow, emotionless businessman?
I'll let you decidebut the answer's yes.
>disappointed with the cooking of the duck meat XD
>JJ Abrams should have directed the star wars prequels, and george lucas should have directed people to their seat
>I know what I'd swing at if I were fightin' HIM.
>How did you know that? Did you read the script too? Hey, what's that on the ground over there? Is that the script?
"Ka-blamo, no more Amidama"
>WORLD WAR I
>>69713370
The skeletor hand bit always cracks me up.
Not a line, but
>Medula Noindiana
"thuh vampire gas"
oooHHHHOOrooo
>>69715907
The quote was
>the "urban market" once stole my TV so I know they like movies
>Gov. Sio Bibble: A communication disruption can mean only one thing: invasion.
>Plinkett: It can also mean you didn't pay your phone bill.
>Plinkett: [Anakin accidentally starts up a Naboo fighter] Aw, he's accidentally flying the space ship. How cute. I hope he fucking dies.
>>69710205
>If cancer were pretentious it would be Garden State.
What's this one from?
>Oh god I hope he had a stunt double for that
>Finally, the only kid in this film that talks, dies. And all of them die. These are positive changes.
>>69718672
yes...I stand corrected...thank you good sir.
His delivery of simple lines is the best.
Only Mike could make something as simple as "fucking crap" sound like the most powerful derogatory remark ever uttered.
>Plinkett reviews are basically dead
>>69716910
4/10 bait
>>69714803
The fucking lip sync, man
>INVASION... of boring
>ESCAPE... from the planet of boring
>and then you saw the movie
Oh....
>>69719350
nope.
https://youtu.be/4sU7bsDhgxU
>>69716910
>The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>>69719350
Is that from invader zim?
>>69719580
It cant be as good as the prequel ones, the new movie was too coherent and made sense, albeit it was just remaking the first movie. They cant take the piss out of something that actually makes sense, sadly. Not to mention Mike actually really likes the movie.
>>69719783
it'll probably poke holes in the common criticisms it gets.
>>69718971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRl0cn0Dzdo
>>69719783
He also liked the star trek reboot and the Plinkett review still felt fairly impartial and worthwhile. Granted it wasn't one of the best ones, but still.
>>69716910
Quintin pls. When did you start posting here again?
Whenever he shouts
>blam!
>kablamo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lV7YSPvKZA
I love how he changes positions with the cat.
>>69719580
Oh shit I'm hyped
>THEY THINK THE AUDIENCE IS STUPID
>>69720042
That bit about M'Cau Cau makes me uncomfortable given that they are all friends now.
>>69711038
First Contact is the best Star Trek movie. I haven't watched Plinkett yet though because I don't want them to ruin the fun times I had.
nah I'm just kidding the word is GARBAGE
>>69719580
>NUUUMBER OOONE
>>69720998
I watched First Contact a few times before Plinkett, saw the scene where Picard loses his shit and breaks the glass display in his ready room. Thought nothing of it.
Watched Plinkett's review. Wondered why I never thought that entire scene was silly and completely out of character for Picard (even considering the stress he was dealing with).
>Oh hey, I'm just busy right now so - OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE.
>>69713749
>Everyone's wearing earth tones because they live on a planet!
>>69719470
>so hopefully things have improved so... OH MY GOD!
>Anakin is acting like a retard
>Wait, can I say that?
>I mean, Anakin is acting like an exceptional person
You decide
>>69720162
>Sha-bams!
I say that in real life now.
Also
>It would be WWAY to gay
>>69725726
You seem upset.
FUCK YOU RICK BERMAN, YOU RUINED THIS TOO?
>>69726039
That sounds great
It's everything I hoped it would be
>>69726164
WHAT IS IT WITH RICKS
>the only person turning my little man into a torch is my urologist [HOWIE SCREAM]
>Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his allegiance to the Graveyard Smash
>>69726434
Scroll up retard
>>69726039
>a magoofin
There's only one kid who speaks in this movie and he dies
In fact all of them die
These are positive changes
(one of the people involved in Indy 4 says the movie could be approached as if the first three movies doesn't exist, despite the dozens of fanservice/callback moments pointed out by Plinkett)
"Nice try........ asshole"
>your babies dead lol
>What were they smoking? Cigarettes?
Where is that fucking .webm of George Lucas hitting that guy and kicking him out of the meeting?
New Wheel of the Worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2khjpOxzc
Sorry i'm painfully behind on RLM news, but...
Where is Jessie? Did her and Mike split completely? Anyone know?
>>69728061
>Where is Jessie?
We don't know.
>Did her and Mike split completely?
We don't know.
>Anyone know?
No.
>>69710205
Holy fuck I don't remember the line exactly but when he's talking about when Worf is about to send the ship into RAMMING SPEED and then all of a sudden he's like "The Defiant. How is she?".
Mike's timing is some of the best and he's fucking surgical when it comes to film discussion. I wish they'd do another Plinkett review but I'm worried its been too long and they're just gonna shove it full of memes and side story.
>>69728083
Fuck. Like, if she disappeared from the show she must have actually disappeared from show biz. Otherwise the autists would have uncovered something by now.
Pretty heartbreaking. Got my brother into wheel of the worst with me and we were loving the dynamic before Jack basically took her spot permanently.
>>69728150
>Red Letter Media
>show biz
Also
>Otherwise the autists would have uncovered something by now.
How? If someone doesn't plaster their personal life all over social media, literally how? The fuck are you talking about?
>>69728189
I don't mean RLM is necessarily showbiz, just that before RLM she was doing videos and music trying to make a career in entertainment of some kind.
>How? If someone doesn't plaster their personal life all over social media, literally how? The fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about social media and how some of the early RLM obsessives pulled a lot of stuff from Mike's facebook two years ago. Seems like the fanbase has mellowed maybe.
>>69728264
>some of the early RLM obsessives pulled a lot of stuff from Mike's facebook two years ago
Yeah and now everyone at RLM is more protective and private as a result because they're not idiots.
>>69728313
They weren't idiots in the first place. They were just naive about how quickly they were going viral.
Why so salty friend? Just trying to figure out what happened to Jessie because i miss the old dynamic from early wheel of the worst episodes
>>69728355
>They weren't idiots in the first place.
I wasn't saying they were idiots in the first place. Christ, how autistic are you?
>Why so salty friend?
Because you're desperate to know the personal details of people that you've never met and have no idea you exist. Stop being so pathetic.
>>69719580
What do you think he'll say?
>NUUUMBEER ONNEEE
>A new A New Hope
>>69721377
That's called being told what to think
>>69726504
>Giving ya the goofballs
>>69728061
Last I heard she got creeped out by a subreddit dedicated to pictures of her and decided to stop going on the show for a while
>43 minutes
>>69728712
Can nobody in this thread actually get this quote right?
Did you read the script too? What's that on the ground, is that the script?
>Star wars a phantom menace is the worst movie my son made
>>69728873
Quote is:
Star Wars the Phantom Menace was the most disapointing thing since my son.
>>69727942
>so Anakin kneels and offers Sheev some mashed potatoes
>>69729025
What did they mean by this?
>>69728391
>Because you're desperate to know the personal details of people that you've never met and have no idea you exist. Stop being so pathetic.
>personal details
>Hey, where's Jessie gone?
Fuck, that's some intimate knowledge.
>>69728856
This, the delivery is fucking on point and I lose it everytime.
>>69729025
not a quote
You see a guy named William Shakesman once said “Brevity is the soul of wit”
This just means don’t waste my time.
>Instead of directing the prequels Lucas should have instead directed the audience to their seats
I know that aint the exact quote but whatever.
Who wouldn't want to dock their boat in Natalie's port, man.
So long Samuel, I hope you burn in hell
>>69711070
Spider-Stache!
Spider-Stache!
Calls the Crucified "Monster Mash"!
Has a way! Has a will!
Has a rash! Needs a pill!
Look ouuuuut! Here comes the Spider-Stache!
Look ouuuuut! Here comes the Spider-Stache!
>>69715518
which is also spoofed in the Crystal Skull critiquing South Park episode in which Spielberg and Lucas rape Indiana Jones on a pinball machine
>>69716910
go home Camille Paglia, you're drunk
or read this
https://pjmedia.com/spengler/2014/12/1/how-tolkien-ennobled-popular-culture-while-star-wars-degraded-it/
>>69729719
why is mike so influential
When he refers to Qui-Gon as "a drunk"
>>69730062
>cos he's always drinkin' gin
tee hee hee
>>69713651
You know what bothers me? That in a later scene it shows the soviets menacingly walking over all the dead bodies of the natives set to bad guy muisc. Weren't you just running from them like a second ago because they were attacking you? Why are we supposed to care now?
I think they were trying to pull a Last Crusade deal where you see the dead bodies of those Knight Templars/Freemason guys who attack the Nazis in a last ditch effort to prevent them from getting the grail. That works because it is set up that their motivation is to protect the grail from evil raiders.
Dumb fucking movie all around
>>69729891
What a terrible fucking article
>29 MINUTEEESSSS
>>69730321
When I saw Phantom Menace in the cinema I caught the PUT IT IN THE TEA thing
Although if it were poisoned they'd probably know through through their Jedi Force Brewing powers, then the gas would be pumped in anyway
>59 minutes
>>69730321
I like The Ridiculous Menace's take on this shot:
Qui-Gon: "Midichlorians, veeery dangerous"
>so you buy your ticket (or sneak in through the back while everyone's leaving)
>and grab a popcorn (or a booze)
>and you're ready to watch the new star wars movie
You could just merge Qui Gonn Jinn and Obi Wan Kenobi into one character and call him Obi Wan Kenobi.
>LET THE GUY GET HIS ROCKS OFF
>>69710205
>Dollar Store Cashier Wife
>>69728753
>45 minutes, 23 seconds
>Aww, ain't he cute? His name is Johnny. I adopted him.
>From a grocery store parking lot.
>>69731226
I hope you're joking.
>>69731459
I hope you cure your autism soon because you're embarassing the fuck out of yourself!
>>69732753
>you're embarassing the fuck out of yourself
nice projection
and it's spelled "embarrassing" you dumb ass
>>69732913
shut up you asshole you haven't even seen a tarantino movie kid get back in your pleb tear board
>George, about battle droids: The Jedis cut through them like butter and they really are pretty useless
>Fuck you
>Now if you'll permit me I'd like to compare Revenge of the Sith to what is widely considered to be one of the greatest motion pictures ever made, Citizen Kane. Is that fair?
>NOPE.
>Admiral Bitcheyev
Has he ever considered doing Harry Potter? I'd love to see that.
>>69712914
>>69713532
>>69715254
>>69728712
>>69730843
>>69731226
You idiots killed Morley Safer.
EXCUSE ME
>>69735174
>EXCUSE ME
not a plinkett quote
>PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL
Partly for the delivery, partly just for how clear it is when you think about it.
>Yeah, you said it brother
>Wait, YOU said that?!
>In 1979 when Star Trek The Motion Picture was released there were like three channels of TV, somebody had a radio and a couple of movies were released each week. Today there's video on demand, mobile video, Netflix, Netflix Watch Now, satellite radio, digital cable, HD cable, Blu-Ray players, Redbox, Internet porno, Amazon.com, Amazon.com Watch Now, Amazon.com Watch Instantly, Amazon.com Watch Spontananteously (sic), iTunes, podcasts, iPhones, online web series, IMAX theatre, Internet porno, video games, Wii, Xbox, PlayStation, video games you play live, Facebook, Facebook for mobile phones, HD flip video camera videos, HD flip video camera video web series, HD flip video camera video interactive web series uploaded to Facebook via iPhone for mobile uploader app, 3D movies, YouTube, bloggers, vlogs, Hulu, streaming video and the zoo.
I lose my shit every time he says Qui Gon Booze
>>69710205
TAAAFT, you fuck. You bought your clothes at The Portly Gentlemen used clothing store. You cheapskate. I know it, because I sold it to you!
>>69736154
Fuck off
>>69740366
I'm sorry but the correct quote is "Fuck Off, Ghost!"
>>69740491
Fuck off
>>69740527
I'm sorry but the correct quote is "Fuck Off, Ghost!"
>>69740697
Fuck off
>>69740772
Ghost
>>69740772
>>69740792
I'll allow this. Carry on.
