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Two-hour finale starts at 8/7 central
Who's in the final 2?
Who do you want to win?
Who do you think will win?
What's the big final twist?
>Mark is probably dead by now
Where were you when Aubrey won?
People on Sucks are speculating the twist is that the final three have to nominate three people from the jury to compete for them for the final challenge
I stopped caring after they voted out Alecia
[spoilers] tai [/spoilers] wins
>>69706596
That sounds retarded.
Probst said that the twist is something they've been wanting to do for a long time now. Perhaps there are two winners at the final 3 immunity challenge.
>>69706767
Apparently they have done something similar on multiple occasions in the past, but yeah I hope that isn't it
Obligatory Courtney
Anglim is shilling hard for that future host job right now.
This season is really fucking shit, what a boring cast. I'm not rooting for anyone to win, but am still gonna watch it (have been watching the show for years, and while there were awful as fuck seasons that I had to quit halfway, I still like it).
Gonna watch it tomorrow and check your posts because I'm not from the US. Have an interesting finale, I'm assuming most of you fags are rooting for Michelle because she's pretty. (ex: >>69706599 >>69706827)
>>69706827
tyhs
1) Aubrey
2) Cydney
3) Tai
4) Michelle
Aubrey wins if she goes to the final, doesn't matter who she's next to.
Cydney wins if she's with Michelle.
Tai wins if he's with Michelle or Cydney.
Michelle cannot win.
Screenshot this.
>>69707062
People seem to have soured to Tai's gameplay as his flipping never came across as strategic to them
Aubrey is easily winning
She's gotten the Jeremy/Mike/Tony/Natalie edit since the postmerge as the protagonist of the season
>>69706836
too bad they'd never give the job to someone with a dick pic out there
>>69707178
It was very strategic. He would've been voted off by now if he stayed with Jason and Scott.
anyone but tumblr pls
SJW will win
>>69706599
TOO SOON
based cydney going all the wayfuck aubrey
>>69707232
Yes but we haven't seen any confessionals of him being praised/respected for it
dude is jeff probst as high as i am right now
love that guy
>>69707178
Going to FTC with two guaranteed votes against you is not strategic.
>>69707260
Doesn't mean the jury doesn't recognize it. Also, I feel like he's going to pull a good sob story out of his ass.
who got michelle preggers on the island?
>>69707316
He actually has already shared his overall story of escaping Cambodia during Pol Pot's dictatorship
>>69707365
Kwashiorkor
>>69707387
I meant him being internally conflicted and the game going against his Buddhist beliefs.
>live show takes place on the west coast
>have to wait 3 hours to watch it on the west coast
fuck you jeff
>Everybody wants to take me to the end
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
>you need this protein bar
what did he mean by this?
get it together aubry
In b4 somebody falls and kills themselves with their machete
>>69707703
The machetes are severely dulled
>SJW
I don't care about any of these people
We need another all stars season
any streaming link ?
This cast has been fucking great. Y'all n-bombs that dislike it are crazy.
>>69707756
Next spring will be
>it's a "my stream freezes every 10 seconds" episode
my dick is starting to fall in love with SJW
5 more weeks
So pretty clearly this was supposed to be the immunity challenge at F5.
haven't been here since like the 5th episode
we're still all rooting for our girl Michele, right?
>jeff will never pat you on the back and say good job after winning an immunity challenge
>these survivor seasons from years ago are now on dvd!
nigga I pirated that shit a long time ago because I couldn't watch it anywhere else
good going cbs
That reward challenge was a perfect example of why none of these assholes deserve to win.
>Michelle always in the back of the pack
>Tai overconfident, taking too many tiles
>Sydney rushes into each balance beam attempt
>Aubry is blind and doesn't reconsider her actions
Their strategy and faults in the challenge are the exact same way they played the social game
>>69707875
my body's ready
part of me is hoping I never find a summer job so I can stream 15 hours a day
>>69707998
You can stream them on cbs.com
>>69707875
>>69708073
bb fags get out reee
>>69708104
With even more commercials than live TV
>>69707875
> 5 more weeks
>>69707875
5? Damn. I thought it was closer than that.
>>69708151
It's about ten minutes shorter than live TV
>>69708140
streams are fucking amazing
wish there was some way to set up 24/7 cams for survivor
michele pls go faster
>aubry is still tubby after 36 days of starvation
there's no hope for her is there lads
>>69707875
What's the story on this?
>>69707875
based steve strikes again
GET IT MICHELE
>It's a "Nerdy fat chick claims to be smart but is really a fucking retard tumblrina" season
Hope this proves to you Aubrey-fags how terrible she actually is
MICHELE IS CUTE CUTE CUTE
LETS GO BOYS
This is a neat fucking puzzle
RIP Tai
hope it's all vag final
Vote out Aubrey now!
>>69708429
when did this meme start?
Do these idiots not realize that Aubrey will win if she goes to the final?
I remember when you dumb niggers thought tai was playing a bad game
stream please, mine sucks
>>69708480
he is
who on the jury likes or respects him and his game?
>>69708270
I would still pound her pussy into oblivion. Not even mad.
>people really aren't aware that CBS spoiled the final on accident last winter
>>69708480
>Traded a guaranteed final 3 for a 50% chance of going home in final 4
Oh yeah... He played the best game. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>69708575
It's a final two
>he can't talk
fucking racist
Tai is going to win
please someone link a stream
>>69708755
But will Mark the Chicken be at the finale?
>>69708614
I'm aware. He still burned a huge bridge and could be voted out sooner than he would have before
rip aubrey
>>69708747
He's shit the bed at multiple tribals, tho
> Supah idow
>>69708773
No, they are gonna vote tai out and kill mark
Who keeps feeding aubry
>>69708771
we're all watching on tv, pleb
AT THE END OF THE DAY
>>69708832
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TV
aubry shoulda went home ages ago when the ice cream dude was evac'd
hope she goes to jury here
if they keep aubrey they dont deserve to win
>>69708836
COMING INTO THIS GAME
alliance out the door now!!
>tfw will never jizz on aubrey's eyebrows
Who /firemakingchallenge/ here
If Aubry leaves, Michelle could very well win
best voting song desu
Will Michelle be the first retard to win survivor?
>tfw you will never lay below Aubrey while she squats over you and lances every single pustulant, infectious boil right into your open, gaping maw
JDIMSA
FIRE REPRESENTS YOUR LIFE IN THIS GAME
w e w
OH SHIT
It is nice to have a season where there's no goat in the final four. Everybody there has played the game.
BASED tai?
SUPAH FIYA
you dumb fucking chink
SJW deserves to win if she makes it to the end
>>69709038
Yeah. While I haven't been too hot on the season, I think this is the most exciting final four they've had in a very long time
>>69708955
CALLED IT
>it's a Tai ruins his chance to win the game again episode
>>69709005
>>69709103
That has been his strategy the entire game and he is about to win it all. He is basically Trump
Jew vs African fire making challenge, who wins?
>>69709084
Best gameplayer in Worlds Apart
>>69709132
>Drumpf
FTFY
>>69709005
Amber won All-Stars
>>69709148
I agree. People couldn't look past his jocky demeanor and dumb accent.
Looks like Tai has been making all the fires
>>69709148
>tfw never got picked for reward, even on your birthday
>>69709005
>Forgetting Kim Spradlin
BUILD THE TEEPEE FIRST YOU RETARDS
I'M A SURVIVOR!!!!
>flame burning sideways
>putting sticks into pile in opposite direction of flame to change the direction
They know it's the wind right?
>Aubry
J U S T
U
S
T
>>69709175
>Le make trump drumpf again meme
Tumblr please leave
>shit fire making challenge
>>69708428
Yeah I've fucking hated her since the beginning. Everything she says enrages me.
And have you noticed how her occupation is like "social media marketer" or some bullshit.
how much wood does Jeff give them?
aubry has built and destroyed a fire before Ayesha has even started one. Wtf has she been doing at camp this whole time?
>>69709342
9 inches
>>69709342
He gives me lots of wood ;)
>Jury is actively rooting for Aubry to succeed
Tai is a fucking idiot
DINDU NUFFIN
Tai ruined this season
HOW DID CYDNEY MANAGE TO BURN ALL THOSE BRIDGES WHEN SHE CANT EVEN MAKE FIRE?!!!!!'n
Tai is pretty much guaranteed a spot in the final 2. Incredible game by him
Why am I even watching this? It's been obvious that Aubry has been getting the winners edit from the very beginning.
Aubry wins confirmed
Aubry's a good Survivor player and is also a SJW jew cunt
Her SJW jew cuntiness does not take away from the fact that she's a good Survivor player and will likely win this season
Good job you fucking retarded chink.
>sob story
Fuckin really. Can't even lose with dignity.
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GIB ME DA MONEY
The money was stripped from me!
It wasn't my fault that I was voted out!
Where's the father?
oh nm.
>>69709417
It's a spectacular 2nd place game. He can't win, however, which makes his game as good as any other dud contestant.
I only expected a nigger to fail.
They don't want you knowing this, but the creation of Survivor dates back hundreds of years to the founding of Florida.
You see, Juan Ponce de León had indeed found the fountain of youth those many years ago. Sadly, he could not understand how to manipulate it to grant him eternal youth. Instead, he gathered a team to investigate and develop a greater understanding of the fountain so that future generations of the de Leon family could reap the riches.
Well, many years passed and they finally figured out how to harness the powers of youth in the fountain.
It turns out, that a passionate connection must be made between man and the elements for it to work. The only notable problem is that the only one able to reap the benefits of the fountain of youth is he who connects man to the elements.
So, they (the investigators of the fountain of youth) knew they could not kid nap people as it would block the possibility of a connection to the elements between the person. Their solution? Survivor.
Jeff Probst, the great great great great great grandson of Juan Ponce de León was to be the host of the show in which he would place a number of people in the middle of nature for a reward they all desperately wanted. The only thing standing in their way? The fire. By day ten, each contestant would have a spiritual connection to his/her fire. And, because Jeff connected them to the elements, Probst maintains youth every time a contestant's flames are put out. Thus explaining his youthful appearance.
>crying because your daughter couldn't make fire
Is this a black person thing?
>>69709234
I hope you're memeing because Kim Spradlin is one of the best, if not the best, female player ever.
Kim was surrounded by retards on her season. It was all Kim keeping the reigns on a pack of tards.
Holy shit her dad is jacked
Pic related is Cydney's brother.
>>69709492
>muh womyn alliance
Fuck off, retard
Tangela used Facade!
It's super effective!
>Now You See Me 2
i'm ok with this
Who's ready for a Takeover?
>>69709231
truly tragic
>>69709540
That guy isn't running a 4.38 forty
>>69709566
Steve is now a regular poster on the big brother subreddit lol
>>69709549
Try to lead a group of young, emotional women
>>69709549
>denying the validity of all-girls alliances
Say what you will, but they fucking stick together. For whatever reason, the all-girl alliance sometimes works well for Survivor. Chris Daugherty is the exception that proved the rule.
>>69709582
Apparently you never saw him rob a liquor store
He grabbed a 40 and flew out of there in 4.38
If Tai wins immunity and brings Michelle into the final 2 he will have a chance, right?
>>69709540
Cydney's brother needs to get into professional wrestling
McMahon would have that guy main eventing in 9 months tops
>>69709540
>bench
>55 reps
?????????????????????
>>69709716
Who fucking knows anymore.
The only guaranteed win in final 2 is aubrey
>>69709732
bench is typically measured in reps of 225 lbs
>>69709732
They bench 2 plate
>Cydney's entire family built like brick shithouses
Oh shit tai a smart
>>69709540
Jesus fucking christ he's massive
Aubrey wins final challenge
Yawn
>they'll never bring back the pole holding for the final challenge
THIS IS NOW AN INDIVIDUAL GAME
IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME
>>69709732
55 reps of the empty bar. That's how he's so toned.
COME ON IN GUYS
WHAT A TWIST
Either Michelle or Aubry wins. Tai is fucked
wait wut
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
If tai doesn't win I will be upset. He played the game way better than the other, he has fucking guided the voting of the entire jury.
They better not have salty buttholes about it
Congratulations Aubrey! You've won 1 million dollars!
lol que
>>69707062
Michelle would win. She played with honour.
Thanks a lot, Tyler Perry
breddy gud twist desu
What an awful twist
>win final challenge
>vote out Probst
yo this twist is dooooope
I hope Tai gets to cuck Jason again
I want tofuck aubrey
I hope they reveal who they vote out after all the jury gives their speeches.
Michelle has negative ass
I have no strong feelings either way towards this twist
>Tai
JUST
>winner votes someone out
>alienates the entire jury
it would be in tai's best interest to lose this challenge
>tfw survivor is now Jojo
I want off this fucking terrible ride
>>69709984
I wish she'd sit on my face
If Michele wins she votes out Joe
Joe ain't votin
rip
aw it's ok baby
>>69709984
idk
>AUBRY >AUBRY >AUBRY
AUBRY JUST LOST A MILLION DOLLARS
As good of an idea this is, I don't think the twist will prevent Aubry winning that much.
>>69709966
Get in line faggot.
>>69710110
>implying
she still has like half the juries votes locked in desu
That twist just saved Tumblr
>>69710110
>Implying there are enough votes in the world to remove all the cucks on the jury
Neal gets voted out
It's been spoiled for weeks now.
Michelle beats Aubry and Tai by 5-2-0
So will the jury vote based on their emotions or based on who played the best? Because Tai played the best but everybody seems to be mad at him
Is there any chance Michelle takes away one of Aubry's guaranteed votes and gets a win behind Jason & Scot being salty?
>>69710184
>Tai played the best
Someone link a stream please
>>69710216
He was responsible for so many eliminations. And he's in the final 3. Best player.
>tfw streaming and not used to commercials
:ZOOOOO:
>>69710184
No he didn't you tard. Why the fuck do casuals forget that forming friendships is part of the game. I bet you think Russell is the best player of alone time too
>>69710198
Read >>69710177
>>69710231
https://www.cbs.com/live-tv/stream/
>>69710247
So was Russell Hantz
Wow Tai with the smarts outta nowhere
Aubrey is the only person in survivor history to gain weight over the course of the game
Tai going full evil genius
>>69710260
He was good enough to make friends, fuck them over, then make new friends and fuck them over. Absolute genius.
It doesn't even matter. That whole jury wanted Aubrey to win that fire making.
>>69710341
I think Jenn gained a fraction of a pound in Worlds Apart
>>69710177
I don't understand. Give me a reason people would vote for michelle? She has been saved by evacs the entire season. She hasn't made any plays what so ever.
>>69710341
You don't think it's loose skin?
>>69710355
Let me rephrase so your mongoloid brain can understand. Part of the game is to make the jury like you at the end. There is not one winner who wasn't the most liked person at the final 3/2. Even Heidik and Cole while not being the nicest throughout the competition were much much more like able than the others they were with the end.
Case in point: Tai would've lost against any of the girls in final 4 in any situation.
I want to stare into Michele's green eyes for the rest of my life
i don't like this twist. it's not as comfy as the traditional final 2/3 where they just lay around eating food and going through the name lineup.
>>69710341
I dunno, Michelle was and still is pretty skinny-fat, she looks about the same
>>69710397
She's closest aligned with Julia, who's close friends with Jason, Scot and Nick. All of who would rather see Michelle over Aubry.
Joe and Neal are the only locked votes for Aubry. Remember Aubry voted Debbie out.
Debbie actually looks fuckable tonight
Michele's cockeyes are gonna win this, huh
ov vey, goy y-you wouldn't vote out one of us... remember the six gorillion.
Imagine if they pulled this shit during a Redemption Island season.
>Some retard manages to get voted out 3 times in one season
Would be fucking great
>>69710466
they're clearly not starving on a small bowl of rice a day like in the early seasons
seems like likely they've picked shorelines with a lot of easy to find shellfish
>>69710432
You have a jury to convince, Aubry. Stop shitposting here
This would have been so much better if she voted someone out AFTER the jury speeches.
>>69710595
If it was Ozzy during his third season it would have been 4 times. Would have been hilarious.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SAY IT FKHSFKSJGFSG
WHAT THE FUCK
DAT SALT
IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH
That sucks. Would've been awesome to hear his speech.
lmao what a viscous departing line
Neil is salty as fuck
S A L T
A
L
T
#MICHELLEHASSPOKEN
holy shit the salt
Neil so buttblasted.
What a faggot
butthurt neil
All these ice cream flavors and Neal chooses salt.
Neal mad as hell
>>69710711
>viscous
I should have proofread that...
Puppy sucking at the teat
Does he make a salt flavored ice cream?
I want to eat Neal's salty ice cream
Are we gonna get another Sophie Clarke, another Bob Crowley, or another Jenna Maraska?
>>69710746
It was pretty thick. Not a bad typo
that girl in the audience with the deep V blue dress.
muh dikkkk
>Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach 49s49 seconds ago
>"How do I ruin my reputation as a goofy, quirky guy as fast as possible?" - Neal
>unexpected guest
>it's Mark the Chicken
>Mark gets more votes than Michele
KEK
Guest at final tribal is the chicken xD
is /tv/ going to watch the reunion episode?
Michelle is going to win. You all don't know shit
Mark is coming to tribal btw
Sea Salt Ice Cream
>>69710810
No, I want to watch Trump on Hannity
>The Rock
>Kevin Hart
..oh shit this gon be good
>rated PG13
...FUCK
Can't wait to see Aubry and Michelle fill out some sexy outfits
NEAL LIKES BAD BITCHES
>>69710810
Trump is gonna be on Hannity
Don't want to be sad
>>69710858
>being this much of a fag
>>69710825
>>69710858
>giving a shit about doland drumpf
Kill you'reselfs idiots
>chicken on the hammock
give that nigga the money
Reminder that Michelle wins and there's nothing you can do to stop it >>69710177
>scale shows aubry gained weight
>>69710959
I hope you're baiting. 4chan is Trump territory.
What politician does each remaining survivor represent?
>that tumtum on shelly
This bitch's body doesn't cease to amaze me. Is it sexy? Is it chubby? Where are all the curves?
>>69711065
Aubry-Bernie
Michelle-Hillary
Tai-Trump
>>69711065
Tai hillary
Aubrey bernie
Michelle jim Webb
>>69711065
Aubrey - Bernie
Tai - Clinton
Michelle - Trump
>>69711065
Trump - Michelle
Hillary - Aubry
Bernie - Tai
>>69710959
>unironically calling him drumpf
>>69711065
Aubry-
>>69711093
Surprisingly accurate
>>69711093
Neil is Jill Stein
>“If you get another shot at this, this is gonna be fun because there’s been a lot of chicken action, uh, lately on Survivor…”
What did he mean by this?
>>69711130
muhhhh dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>69711130
>a jeff groupie
DEBOER?
>They will never bring back RC and her gorgeous rack
>After Michele wins, there will be a cavalcade of Gumby-bodied women as contestants
>>69711130
based anon
>that eyebrow raise
diamonds
>>69711190
THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69709540
Mad, white boys?
>>69707253
Fuck no. Negress crying about helping her mom like shes living under a bridge. We saw her mom and her "father". Didnt look like nuffin was wrong with them. ugly ass bitch was dropped a long time ago.
I'm pretty fucking attracted to Aubrey if I'm honest, m8s.
I think she's cute and smart. I also am not a /pol/tard so I don't care that she's liberal.
I'd totally date her.
>>69711327
Sounds like you enjoy getting pegged
>>69711327
I'm a pro-trump /pol/ack who dates a hillary supporter
>>69711254
MULTIPASS
AT THE END OF THE DAY
>>69711404
I would totally get pegged by Aubrey.
You should try achieving an anal orgasm. It's much more intense than a regular orgasm.
>>69711423
How does it feel knowing that whatever political discussion you have with her, you're both wrong?
AT
I thought this was going to be a clean finale but no
>>69711404
>he's too insecure to get pegged
>>69711504
>not pegging your fingerbox
Aubry wins, lol
Haha, Debbie wasn't a threat, she was just fucking stupid and talked to everybody. But she has a huge ego and Aubrey played up to that instead.
>>69711477
>>69711504
>Unironically being a fag
Tai is a Trump supporter confirmed
Sjw win confirmed
>>69711575
She was a threat to Aubrey's gameplay succeeding which is specifically why Aubrey voted her out
THE
>Scot's face when Tai keeps mentioning voting him out.
>>69711580
>thinking having an anal orgasm makes you gay.
lmao, m8. You might have latent homosexual anxieties.
Tai getting super gay here
>>69711130
I am literally diamonds
I would jackhammer Cyd into the next tribal council
>>69711738
Have you not seen the first 2 months of the season? Tai was thirsty as fuck for Caleb and Nick
AUBRY GETTING BTFO
Fuckin Scott lmao
END
How is it Tai's fault he never had a chance to use his idol because Joe got medievac'd?
>>69711845
This is the first episode I have watched
>>69711477
You're right. It's even better to use a real cock and feel yourself filled up with cum while you orgasm. It's not gay if you look at straight porn while doing it.
I've missed letting the finalists address the jury so I'm really glad they brought it back here
OF
>scott so buttmad
WE ARE ALL MARIJUANA PLANTS FLOATING ON BONGS
Tai wins
Pottery out of nowhere
>>69711902
Yeah, Tai is a peter-puffer
The more Michelle talks the worse off she is
>tai
jesus fuck if he stuck to the straight and narrow he could have won this game
>Michele is the disappointing winner that the matriarchy deserves
THE
>it's a "finalist cries at the end" episode
It's over Michelle's won. Only casuals will argue against this. It's so painfully obvious.
She won 5-2-0 vs Aubry and Tai
>>69712052
Joe and Cyd then?
fuck my gf this is my last season watching. Its either scripted or retarded i dont care anymore
DAY
>>69712084
Joe and the old eccentric lady
it's pretty obvious baka
If it was 3 aubry 3 michelle 1 tai, what would happen?
>>69712084
Joe and Debbie
>"I just fought so hard to be here and I was true to myself and I overcame so many obstacles and I'm proud of the way I played and..."
why can't these people come up with a decent speech for the life of them?
strangely hyped for that Braindead show
>>69712130
Coin flip to determine the winner
>>69712130
Mark casts a vote to break the tie
>>69712135
That kind of thing will play better to people who prickle at those who seem calculating
Being articulate is important but being a master orator isn't a deal-breaker
>>69712130
russian roulette between michele and aubry with jeffs dick as the gun
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN /TV/ GOT BTFO BY MICHELLE
> CBS stream has stopped working on both computer and ipad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who names a chicken mark anyways
>>69712130
Naked oil wrestling?
RIP MARK
"Tai, say goodbye to Mark."
>Will You Remember Me starts playing...
throw mark in the fire
#byemark
;_;
>I have no plans to bring Mark to America
tai really is the villain of this season
So it's pretty obvious Aubry will only get Joe and Debbie and it pisses me off as to why they're voting for her.
It's not based on her skill, or her game played. It's solely based on the fact she was in the same tribe as her.
Michelle's deserves to win by a long shot.
#ByeMark
>>69712278
Named after Mark Burnett
Hey guys, remember when you where saying that Aubry would easily win?
michele looks cute cute CUTE!
michelle looking hawt as fuckkkkkk
And Aubry is lookin...meh
Wow I'd fuck Aubry there!!!
SJW LOSES YES YES YES YES YES
>back your way into the final 3
>win a million dollars
OH COME THE FUCK ON
B T F O
T
F
O
I told you faggots
>>69710177
>>69712052
Now what do I do
TUMBLR BTFO
>>69712338
I thought Aubry had a decent chance of getting Jason's vote but oh well. Scot was way more in Michelle's corner than I expected.
Lol why is Michelle so unpopular
Michele won it when she got rid of Neal
GG Aubry
GG Tai
>SJW loses to literally who
This thread has shown me that /tv/ can watch people interact for over a month and still be completely wrong about everything
>>69712483
everyone here wanted Michelle to win.
It's just one tumblrina spammer that is butthurt
our girl won friends
time to wait for big brother
although what I've grown to appreciate about survivor is that something happens every episode, where nothing happens in half of the bb episodes
Totally undeserved. The porky sjw and the jap fag actually did something in the game. Im done with survivor forever
that's dumb, aubry deserved it, but she didnt work scott and jason hard enough at the ftc.
salame
>>69712366
SJW BTFO
>Reddit BTFO
>>69712521
>caring about the episodes
Either follow the feeds like an autist or don't bother, big brother is legitimate bad tv
> tfw I dreamed I had to go nine months with no big brother but woke up from this nightmare and it was back on soon
all of the qts were voted out early and Michelle had to survive with all the uggos
>>69712483
She's not. It's just people who don't understand that Tai lost because he didn't understand you have to have some friends in the Jury and that Aubry didn't see Michelle had better social skills than her.
What this guy said >>69712508
Tai should've won.
Reminder that Aubrey kept Michele when Tai wanted her out.
>>69712538
What a great day for America
Michelle turned out to be a typical east coast slag
I told you morons Michelle wins weeks ago. What a shitty winner she is though, that was fucking awful, twist and all.
>>69712538
>Weakest winner of survivor
>Forgetting about that mexican bitch who literally did nothing but won anyways because Russel was a big meanie head
>>69712597
Literally can't wait. I'm applying next year.
>>69712594
I do follow the feeds like an autist
still the episodes are absolute shit and you gotta watch them if you want the confessionals, which are like 75% of the game thanks to production influencing people
Michelle looking hot as fuck
>>69712663
Sandra kicked ass though? Great bantz and the only person to win twice.
Natalie White was the shit one
>I dumbed myself down
>I swear I was being dumb on purpose pls believe me
>>69712483
her voice is fucking grating.
>>69712663
I will never not be mad about Russel not winning.
>Tai didnt even get a vote
Damn, i feel so bad for him.
>>69712710
They're bringing winners back (potentially including Sandra) for Season 34 so that status might change
The edit actually did kind of show Aubrey and Tai as stronger players. Aubrey was kind of getting the Jeremy/Natalie edit, where the game was getting shown through her decisions.
I'm wondering what the other players out there saw that made them more pro-Michelle and anti-Aubrey/Tai, because there must have been something.
>>69712663
>calling Sandra a weak winner
Lmao do you even understand how the game works? The only winner who would slightly qualify as weak is Amber.
>>69712737
Yeah. I'm pissed about it. Not even watching the rest of it
>BMC hardly even got to play
the real travesty of this season
tai please shut the fuck up
>>69712765
Aubrey and Tai were both only there because each other, while Michelle got there on her own (compared to them.)
>Sia
Why?
Who the fuck is this bitch
Has Survivor finally jumped the shark?
>>69712835
It's Michele, you dong
this is so fucking dumb, jesus christ
>sia
literally who?
BASED SIA
TAI WINS MONEY ANYWAYS
AUBRY ABSOLTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
TAI CONFIRMED BEST GAME PLAYER
>this is what the live finale has turned too
Sia just adopted Tai
Who?
OH WOW THIS WAS TOTALLY NOT PLANNED GUISE
Also, what the fuck accent is this?
>it's a give tai money for no reason finale
>>69712859
Sorry that I spell the name like a normal person
please
there are so many more interesting things to be talking about during this reunion show
fuck
FREE SHAMU
>>69712899
lel this.
its like Rupert again.
Who is this woman, some businessperson or some comedian???
Is that Lady Gaga's new shtick? Who fucking was that?
>>69712872
(Aubrey still wins $100k for coming in second)
But Tai does end up getting more money than Aubrey now thanks to Sia
>>69712710
>Hantz, after realizing that he had lost, announced live on the air that he would offer her $10,000 USD for the title of "Sole Survivor," but said that she could keep the $1 million prize. He then increased his offer to $100,000. White declined both offers.
Actually, in retrospect, Natalie White was great too
BASED BOSTON ROB
>>69712920
Blame her parents.
>>69712886
Sia, Tai and Mark living in a house together... REALITY SHOW WHEN?
>>69712964
Truly the greatest
>>69712863
>>69712952
Cousin It
>mark was abandoned on that island
GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN WWE HALL OF FAMER DREW CAREY. JESUS
Holy shit I've never seen Jeff spaghetti. Is this real life?
>Cyd only player who didn't stand up and clap
>>69712964
Boston Rob is cool but yo, the season he won was absolute shit.
> It's an everybody mindlessly do what Rob says season
>>69712896
Australian?
>>69713025
She's a bitter nigger. What did you expect?
>>69713029
Marq and All stars Rob were based.
Other two were meh.
Would you watch a Tai gardening show /tv/?
>>69713025
Only because she didn't get to eat the chicken
>>69712920
It's been on-screen like every episode, man.
>>69707062
oops
Sia covers her face because she is pretty ugly
>>69713021
He spaghettis all the time during these reunion shows. The end of Pearl Islands was hilarious.
Who was the best woman in survivor history?
I would say Parvati.
>>69713098
>pretty ugly
she's fucking hideous senpai
>>69713086
OHH LAAWDDHer body disgusts me.
>mfw i do nothing and somehow win survivor
>>69713098
She has been doing it for a relatively short amount of time for her career
She has thyroid issues which is why she started
I will admit that for a split second I thought Sia was Mark wearing human clothes.
>>69713101
I don't remember him ever spaghetti-ing in any final reunion. What do you remember from PI?
What character from this season would you play the most like if you made it onto a survivor?
>>69713109
It was parv. I also have a femdom fetish and parv's winning season satisfied it pretty well.
>>69713166
BMC, except I would die on day 1
>>69713166
The old man who just kind of followed everyone around, got mad about a black guy, and died
>>69713029
He basically won All-Stars. If anything, he was better off letting Amber win since he knew he was gonna marry her.
Honestly the amount of butt hurt on every survivor board over michelle winning feels so good.
I haven't looked at anything survivor related online this season, what was the consensus on /tv/ ?
>passing out from playing skeeball
What a fag
THAT HAIR
wow BMC really married down
rip those perfect genes
>>69713165
He was running out of time, some woman who was voted 2nd off finishes her boring speech and Jeff goes "good night everybody". Didn't even announce the following season.
>>69713255
/tv/ thought Aubry would win for about 6 weeks now
BMC's wife already porking up
>>69713210
Yeah and that season was shit too. I stopped watching for a little bit after that one because I was so pissed at everybody just falling in line behind Rob and waiting to get picked off one by one.
>>69713255
Get fucked, faggot
>>69713166
Nick
>>69713328
>>69713315
lol btfo fags.
Been cheering for michelle for about half the season, feels good man.
>>69713109
Winner wise: Kim Spradlin, Parvati, Denise, Sandra, Danni, Sophie in that order.
Non-winners: Cirie, Amanda, Kelley, Tasha, LaGrossa Courtney in that order
Anna looking hot as fuck.
>>69713255
/tv/ hated to admit it but it was pretty much unanimous since she flipped Tai that Aubrey was playing the best game.
Absolutely bewildered that Michelle won. Probably has to do with the edit.
There was a one second shot there where the doctor looked like a fuckin legend
They should do a all girl season it would be fun with no men to build shelters or gather food.
Also great to watch all the hot girls
>>69713255
Most of tv are retards who thought Aubry would win when it's been obvious since 3 episodes ago if Michelle got to FTC she would win hands down
>>69713372
I find it funny that your least favorite winners are the ones in the mix to return for 34
>>69713451
whats season 33 - 34?
Sia's ugly face
Apologies for any nightmares viewing this picture may cause
>>69713451
Is 34 another HvV?
>>69713492
Looks like an old Courtney Yates
>>69713429
You really need to get out more if you think that would happen if there was an all girl season.
This is why you've never felt a boob, anon.
Would a typical /tv/ autist cast member become a fan favorite or just get btfo in two weeks?
>>69713516
we won big brother nigga, sky is the fucking limit, impossible is nothing
>>69713502
Please god no
>>69713372
>Kim Spradlin
I can't judge her as well as Parv. We got to see Parv on multiple seasons where she impressed each time. Kim dominated one of the weakest casts in survivor history. If we saw her again I think we'd know for sure if she was the best or not, although she has aged a bit.
>>69713516
Survivor: BTFO
Big Brother: Win the game
>>69713451
They aren't my least favorites. The ones I named are the ones who are Good-tier and above for winners. Natalie was ok, Jenna was ok, Vecepia was boring, Natalie was boring, and Amber is the worst.
>>69713516
Billy Garcia was probably the closest to actual autism so yes.
>>69713541
who won big brother from /tv/?
I know the guys that just Won BB Canada IRL
>>69713511
When they did men vs women on one world the girls begged the men for help. did you watch that season?
Dat girl in the pink dress showin thigh behind tai got me sprung
>>69713516
we'd get evicted from the island for watching people poop and sniffing feet while they sleep
>they're letting tai talk again
P L E A S E S T O P
>>69713490
33 just finished filming so theme is unknown but some of the players are
>>69713502
It could potentially be HvV2 but from what sources have heard that theme is not in the mix. The consensus among those who follow spoilers seems to be it'll be a blanket all-stars or winners vs. jury members vs early boots. They REALLY wanted to get winners vs returnees when they started reaching out to former players earlier in the year but apparently they couldn't get enough for a full tribe.
>>69713592
wasn't /tv/ but /sp/ did win BB
>>69713592
Ian from Season 14. He talked about visiting 4chan on the feeds a ton
How are Nick and Phil? The big brother subreddit hated them but I liked them, even if they were a bit full of themselves. The scene where Tim and Cass convinced Phil that they were cousins is perhaps my fav of the season.
>>69713576
getting btfo i mean
Was it Cydney that threw shade at Debbie for her felony charge?
>>69713597
Yeah, and brawn was a fucking disaster this season and brains wasa disaster on the first BvBvB. Am I to make generalizations about large groups of people based on 8 random idiots selected by reality TV producers.
If you're answer to that last question is yes, then you are a moron.
LOL WHO DROPPED THE SICK DEBBIE OWN
Julia move your head over so i can see some Anna cleavage
Reunion shows how powerful makeup is
>>69713668
I didn't watch BB at all. I know Phil from going out to bars with him, Nick i only met once or twice at house parties.
Phil's sort of just this dude bro, who's nice enough in person but if you're not a good looking girl he'll drop you in a second. i know they played up his DJ thing but he only plays small ass bars in DT Ottawa, which hold very little people.
>>69713787
the majority of girls look better on the island in my opinion
>threads going to die before we see the preview for next season
see you guys big brother senpaitachi
>>69713835
I mostly agree with you bit imo Michelle looked better at the reunion (still hot on the island though).
>>69713835
Your opinion is an outlier
>>69713547
Parvati was incredible her last two seasons, CI she got BTFO'ed by Yul/Ozzy though. Nevertheless ill consent to agree with most of your argument but I still think Kim played the most flawless game any contestant has played (even better than Rob in RD and Heidik). She managed to somehow eliminate every tough guy first, then just cruise as everyone else's favorite person on the island WHILE winning immunity constantly.
>>69713835
I have always said this
page 10 rip survivor
BB18 soon
>>69713794
nobody really gave a shit about him being a DJ
He was REALLY full of himself, comparing himself to Big Brother legends and being pretty delusional about the whole process. A lot of the fanbase (and again, I'm basing it off le reddit) wanted him to get his comeuppance with a jury vote against him, and a lot were surprised to see him beat kelsey.
For a lot of the season he was actually really liked, he even won a fan vote for the next HOH (although many think he was a 2nd behind the British chick Nikki). But late in the game he started targeting the two international houseguests and the fanbase just turned on him for going after their favorites.
Phil really was presented as the alpha of the brothers even though Nick won all the comps. Seems like he'd be a good friend though.
>>69713835
Yes Angie, Jefra, and Andrea come to mind.
>>69713885
u r a fag
HOLY SHIT
THE THEME FOR THE NEXT SEASON IS MILLENNIALS VS GENERATION X
>>69713909
audrey 3rd best big brother contestant in history after britney and devin
>>69713942
Andrea has always been a goddess you fairy
Welp, thread is almost gone.
It's been fun guys, see you next season <3
Next season is Jews vs. Muslims vs. Christians
>>69713952
Lol they would never do that again since Nicaragua was shit.
>>69713988
I agree with you, you faggot
SOON
>>69714027
GET WREKT NERD
>>69713921
He is the Alpha of the two brothers, and he is incredibly full of himself, although in my case i never really see him being rude to people. Some of his other close friends that i don't really know are huge assholes though.
Im not surprised he won the fan vote, since he's a fairly energetic guy.
Ill love to see how winning this makes him though, lord knows how cocky he is now hahah.
>millennials
triggered
>millennials vs gen x
Fuck this season will be cancer
>no old people
neat
>>69714027
the city of (You)
