Two-hour finale starts at 8/7 central
Who's in the final 2?
Who do you want to win?
Who do you think will win?
What's the big final twist?
>Mark is probably dead by now
Where were you when Aubrey won?
People on Sucks are speculating the twist is that the final three have to nominate three people from the jury to compete for them for the final challenge
I stopped caring after they voted out Alecia
[spoilers] tai [/spoilers] wins
>>69706596
That sounds retarded.
Probst said that the twist is something they've been wanting to do for a long time now. Perhaps there are two winners at the final 3 immunity challenge.
>>69706767
Apparently they have done something similar on multiple occasions in the past, but yeah I hope that isn't it
Obligatory Courtney
Anglim is shilling hard for that future host job right now.
This season is really fucking shit, what a boring cast. I'm not rooting for anyone to win, but am still gonna watch it (have been watching the show for years, and while there were awful as fuck seasons that I had to quit halfway, I still like it).
Gonna watch it tomorrow and check your posts because I'm not from the US. Have an interesting finale, I'm assuming most of you fags are rooting for Michelle because she's pretty. (ex: >>69706599 >>69706827)
>>69706827
tyhs
1) Aubrey
2) Cydney
3) Tai
4) Michelle
Aubrey wins if she goes to the final, doesn't matter who she's next to.
Cydney wins if she's with Michelle.
Tai wins if he's with Michelle or Cydney.
Michelle cannot win.
Screenshot this.
>>69707062
People seem to have soured to Tai's gameplay as his flipping never came across as strategic to them
Aubrey is easily winning
She's gotten the Jeremy/Mike/Tony/Natalie edit since the postmerge as the protagonist of the season
>>69706836
too bad they'd never give the job to someone with a dick pic out there
>>69707178
It was very strategic. He would've been voted off by now if he stayed with Jason and Scott.
anyone but tumblr pls
SJW will win
>>69706599
TOO SOON
based cydney going all the wayfuck aubrey
>>69707232
Yes but we haven't seen any confessionals of him being praised/respected for it
dude is jeff probst as high as i am right now
love that guy
>>69707178
Going to FTC with two guaranteed votes against you is not strategic.
>>69707260
Doesn't mean the jury doesn't recognize it. Also, I feel like he's going to pull a good sob story out of his ass.
who got michelle preggers on the island?
>>69707316
He actually has already shared his overall story of escaping Cambodia during Pol Pot's dictatorship
>>69707365
Kwashiorkor
>>69707387
I meant him being internally conflicted and the game going against his Buddhist beliefs.
>live show takes place on the west coast
>have to wait 3 hours to watch it on the west coast
fuck you jeff
>Everybody wants to take me to the end
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
>you need this protein bar
what did he mean by this?
get it together aubry
In b4 somebody falls and kills themselves with their machete
>>69707703
The machetes are severely dulled
>SJW
I don't care about any of these people
We need another all stars season
any streaming link ?
This cast has been fucking great. Y'all n-bombs that dislike it are crazy.
>>69707756
Next spring will be
>it's a "my stream freezes every 10 seconds" episode
my dick is starting to fall in love with SJW
5 more weeks
So pretty clearly this was supposed to be the immunity challenge at F5.
haven't been here since like the 5th episode
we're still all rooting for our girl Michele, right?
>jeff will never pat you on the back and say good job after winning an immunity challenge
>these survivor seasons from years ago are now on dvd!
nigga I pirated that shit a long time ago because I couldn't watch it anywhere else
good going cbs
That reward challenge was a perfect example of why none of these assholes deserve to win.
>Michelle always in the back of the pack
>Tai overconfident, taking too many tiles
>Sydney rushes into each balance beam attempt
>Aubry is blind and doesn't reconsider her actions
Their strategy and faults in the challenge are the exact same way they played the social game
>>69707875
my body's ready
part of me is hoping I never find a summer job so I can stream 15 hours a day
>>69707998
You can stream them on cbs.com
>>69707875
>>69708073
bb fags get out reee
>>69708104
With even more commercials than live TV
>>69707875
> 5 more weeks
>>69707875
5? Damn. I thought it was closer than that.
>>69708151
It's about ten minutes shorter than live TV
>>69708140
streams are fucking amazing
wish there was some way to set up 24/7 cams for survivor
michele pls go faster
>aubry is still tubby after 36 days of starvation
there's no hope for her is there lads
>>69707875
What's the story on this?
>>69707875
based steve strikes again
GET IT MICHELE
>It's a "Nerdy fat chick claims to be smart but is really a fucking retard tumblrina" season
Hope this proves to you Aubrey-fags how terrible she actually is
MICHELE IS CUTE CUTE CUTE
LETS GO BOYS
This is a neat fucking puzzle
RIP Tai
hope it's all vag final
Vote out Aubrey now!
>>69708429
when did this meme start?
Do these idiots not realize that Aubrey will win if she goes to the final?
I remember when you dumb niggers thought tai was playing a bad game
stream please, mine sucks
>>69708480
he is
who on the jury likes or respects him and his game?
>>69708270
I would still pound her pussy into oblivion. Not even mad.
>people really aren't aware that CBS spoiled the final on accident last winter
>>69708480
>Traded a guaranteed final 3 for a 50% chance of going home in final 4
Oh yeah... He played the best game. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>69708575
It's a final two
>he can't talk
fucking racist
Tai is going to win
please someone link a stream
>>69708755
But will Mark the Chicken be at the finale?
>>69708614
I'm aware. He still burned a huge bridge and could be voted out sooner than he would have before
rip aubrey
>>69708747
He's shit the bed at multiple tribals, tho
> Supah idow
>>69708773
No, they are gonna vote tai out and kill mark
Who keeps feeding aubry
>>69708771
we're all watching on tv, pleb
AT THE END OF THE DAY
>>69708832
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TV
aubry shoulda went home ages ago when the ice cream dude was evac'd
hope she goes to jury here
if they keep aubrey they dont deserve to win
>>69708836
COMING INTO THIS GAME
alliance out the door now!!
>tfw will never jizz on aubrey's eyebrows
Who /firemakingchallenge/ here
If Aubry leaves, Michelle could very well win
best voting song desu
Will Michelle be the first retard to win survivor?
>tfw you will never lay below Aubrey while she squats over you and lances every single pustulant, infectious boil right into your open, gaping maw
JDIMSA
FIRE REPRESENTS YOUR LIFE IN THIS GAME
w e w
OH SHIT
It is nice to have a season where there's no goat in the final four. Everybody there has played the game.
BASED tai?
SUPAH FIYA
you dumb fucking chink
SJW deserves to win if she makes it to the end
>>69709038
Yeah. While I haven't been too hot on the season, I think this is the most exciting final four they've had in a very long time
>>69708955
CALLED IT
>it's a Tai ruins his chance to win the game again episode
>>69709005
>>69709103
That has been his strategy the entire game and he is about to win it all. He is basically Trump
Jew vs African fire making challenge, who wins?
>>69709084
Best gameplayer in Worlds Apart
>>69709132
>Drumpf
FTFY
>>69709005
Amber won All-Stars
>>69709148
I agree. People couldn't look past his jocky demeanor and dumb accent.
Looks like Tai has been making all the fires
>>69709148
>tfw never got picked for reward, even on your birthday
>>69709005
>Forgetting Kim Spradlin
BUILD THE TEEPEE FIRST YOU RETARDS
I'M A SURVIVOR!!!!
>flame burning sideways
>putting sticks into pile in opposite direction of flame to change the direction
They know it's the wind right?
>Aubry
J U S T
U
S
T
>>69709175
>Le make trump drumpf again meme
Tumblr please leave
>shit fire making challenge
>>69708428
Yeah I've fucking hated her since the beginning. Everything she says enrages me.
And have you noticed how her occupation is like "social media marketer" or some bullshit.
how much wood does Jeff give them?
aubry has built and destroyed a fire before Ayesha has even started one. Wtf has she been doing at camp this whole time?
>>69709342
9 inches
>>69709342
He gives me lots of wood ;)
>Jury is actively rooting for Aubry to succeed
Tai is a fucking idiot
DINDU NUFFIN
Tai ruined this season
HOW DID CYDNEY MANAGE TO BURN ALL THOSE BRIDGES WHEN SHE CANT EVEN MAKE FIRE?!!!!!'n
Tai is pretty much guaranteed a spot in the final 2. Incredible game by him
Why am I even watching this? It's been obvious that Aubry has been getting the winners edit from the very beginning.
Aubry wins confirmed
Aubry's a good Survivor player and is also a SJW jew cunt
Her SJW jew cuntiness does not take away from the fact that she's a good Survivor player and will likely win this season
Good job you fucking retarded chink.
>sob story
Fuckin really. Can't even lose with dignity.
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GIB ME DA MONEY
The money was stripped from me!
It wasn't my fault that I was voted out!
Where's the father?
oh nm.
>>69709417
It's a spectacular 2nd place game. He can't win, however, which makes his game as good as any other dud contestant.
I only expected a nigger to fail.
They don't want you knowing this, but the creation of Survivor dates back hundreds of years to the founding of Florida.
You see, Juan Ponce de León had indeed found the fountain of youth those many years ago. Sadly, he could not understand how to manipulate it to grant him eternal youth. Instead, he gathered a team to investigate and develop a greater understanding of the fountain so that future generations of the de Leon family could reap the riches.
Well, many years passed and they finally figured out how to harness the powers of youth in the fountain.
It turns out, that a passionate connection must be made between man and the elements for it to work. The only notable problem is that the only one able to reap the benefits of the fountain of youth is he who connects man to the elements.
So, they (the investigators of the fountain of youth) knew they could not kid nap people as it would block the possibility of a connection to the elements between the person. Their solution? Survivor.
Jeff Probst, the great great great great great grandson of Juan Ponce de León was to be the host of the show in which he would place a number of people in the middle of nature for a reward they all desperately wanted. The only thing standing in their way? The fire. By day ten, each contestant would have a spiritual connection to his/her fire. And, because Jeff connected them to the elements, Probst maintains youth every time a contestant's flames are put out. Thus explaining his youthful appearance.
>crying because your daughter couldn't make fire
Is this a black person thing?
>>69709234
I hope you're memeing because Kim Spradlin is one of the best, if not the best, female player ever.
Kim was surrounded by retards on her season. It was all Kim keeping the reigns on a pack of tards.
Holy shit her dad is jacked
Pic related is Cydney's brother.
>>69709492
>muh womyn alliance
Fuck off, retard
Tangela used Facade!
It's super effective!
>Now You See Me 2
i'm ok with this
Who's ready for a Takeover?
>>69709231
truly tragic
>>69709540
That guy isn't running a 4.38 forty
>>69709566
Steve is now a regular poster on the big brother subreddit lol
>>69709566
>>69709549
Try to lead a group of young, emotional women
>>69709549
>denying the validity of all-girls alliances
Say what you will, but they fucking stick together. For whatever reason, the all-girl alliance sometimes works well for Survivor. Chris Daugherty is the exception that proved the rule.
>>69709582
Apparently you never saw him rob a liquor store
He grabbed a 40 and flew out of there in 4.38
If Tai wins immunity and brings Michelle into the final 2 he will have a chance, right?
>>69709540
Cydney's brother needs to get into professional wrestling
McMahon would have that guy main eventing in 9 months tops
>>69709540
>bench
>55 reps
?????????????????????
>>69709716
Who fucking knows anymore.
The only guaranteed win in final 2 is aubrey
>>69709732
bench is typically measured in reps of 225 lbs
>>69709732
They bench 2 plate
>Cydney's entire family built like brick shithouses
Oh shit tai a smart
>>69709540
Jesus fucking christ he's massive
Aubrey wins final challenge
Yawn
>they'll never bring back the pole holding for the final challenge
THIS IS NOW AN INDIVIDUAL GAME
IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME
>>69709732
55 reps of the empty bar. That's how he's so toned.
COME ON IN GUYS
WHAT A TWIST
Either Michelle or Aubry wins. Tai is fucked
wait wut
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
If tai doesn't win I will be upset. He played the game way better than the other, he has fucking guided the voting of the entire jury.
They better not have salty buttholes about it
Congratulations Aubrey! You've won 1 million dollars!
lol que
>>69707062
Michelle would win. She played with honour.
Thanks a lot, Tyler Perry
breddy gud twist desu
What an awful twist
>win final challenge
>vote out Probst
yo this twist is dooooope
I hope Tai gets to cuck Jason again
I want tofuck aubrey
I hope they reveal who they vote out after all the jury gives their speeches.
Michelle has negative ass
I have no strong feelings either way towards this twist
>Tai
JUST
>winner votes someone out
>alienates the entire jury
it would be in tai's best interest to lose this challenge
>tfw survivor is now Jojo
I want off this fucking terrible ride
>>69709984
I wish she'd sit on my face
If Michele wins she votes out Joe
>>69709966
Joe ain't votin
rip
aw it's ok baby
>>69709984
idk
>AUBRY >AUBRY >AUBRY
AUBRY JUST LOST A MILLION DOLLARS
As good of an idea this is, I don't think the twist will prevent Aubry winning that much.
>>69709966
Get in line faggot.
>>69710110
>implying
she still has like half the juries votes locked in desu
That twist just saved Tumblr
>>69710110
>Implying there are enough votes in the world to remove all the cucks on the jury
Neal gets voted out
It's been spoiled for weeks now.
Michelle beats Aubry and Tai by 5-2-0
So will the jury vote based on their emotions or based on who played the best? Because Tai played the best but everybody seems to be mad at him
Is there any chance Michelle takes away one of Aubry's guaranteed votes and gets a win behind Jason & Scot being salty?
>>69710184
>Tai played the best
Someone link a stream please
>>69710216
He was responsible for so many eliminations. And he's in the final 3. Best player.
>tfw streaming and not used to commercials
:ZOOOOO:
>>69710184
No he didn't you tard. Why the fuck do casuals forget that forming friendships is part of the game. I bet you think Russell is the best player of alone time too
>>69710198
Read >>69710177
>>69710231
https://www.cbs.com/live-tv/stream/
>>69710247
So was Russell Hantz
Wow Tai with the smarts outta nowhere
Aubrey is the only person in survivor history to gain weight over the course of the game
Tai going full evil genius
>>69710260
He was good enough to make friends, fuck them over, then make new friends and fuck them over. Absolute genius.
It doesn't even matter. That whole jury wanted Aubrey to win that fire making.
>>69710341
I think Jenn gained a fraction of a pound in Worlds Apart
>>69710177
I don't understand. Give me a reason people would vote for michelle? She has been saved by evacs the entire season. She hasn't made any plays what so ever.
>>69710341
You don't think it's loose skin?
>>69710355
Let me rephrase so your mongoloid brain can understand. Part of the game is to make the jury like you at the end. There is not one winner who wasn't the most liked person at the final 3/2. Even Heidik and Cole while not being the nicest throughout the competition were much much more like able than the others they were with the end.
Case in point: Tai would've lost against any of the girls in final 4 in any situation.
I want to stare into Michele's green eyes for the rest of my life
i don't like this twist. it's not as comfy as the traditional final 2/3 where they just lay around eating food and going through the name lineup.
>>69710341
I dunno, Michelle was and still is pretty skinny-fat, she looks about the same
>>69710397
She's closest aligned with Julia, who's close friends with Jason, Scot and Nick. All of who would rather see Michelle over Aubry.
Joe and Neal are the only locked votes for Aubry. Remember Aubry voted Debbie out.
Debbie actually looks fuckable tonight
Michele's cockeyes are gonna win this, huh
ov vey, goy y-you wouldn't vote out one of us... remember the six gorillion.
Imagine if they pulled this shit during a Redemption Island season.
>Some retard manages to get voted out 3 times in one season
Would be fucking great
>>69710466
they're clearly not starving on a small bowl of rice a day like in the early seasons
seems like likely they've picked shorelines with a lot of easy to find shellfish
>>69710432
You have a jury to convince, Aubry. Stop shitposting here
This would have been so much better if she voted someone out AFTER the jury speeches.
>>69710595
If it was Ozzy during his third season it would have been 4 times. Would have been hilarious.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SAY IT FKHSFKSJGFSG
WHAT THE FUCK
DAT SALT
IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH
That sucks. Would've been awesome to hear his speech.
lmao what a viscous departing line
Neil is salty as fuck
S A L T
A
L
T
#MICHELLEHASSPOKEN
holy shit the salt
Neil so buttblasted.
What a faggot
butthurt neil
All these ice cream flavors and Neal chooses salt.
Neal mad as hell
