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Celebrities with literally nothing to live for


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Who else is going to berate me for not liking Ghostbusters
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>>69674812
He has a daughter dickhead
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>>69675029
dude incest is illegal
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>>69675029

>he has his wife's (rip) daughter dickhead

ftfy
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>>69674889
>>69675146

A-are they gonna make it? ;_:
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>>69674812

His wife's career is surpassing his, I hear she even has a role in the new ghostbusters movie
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watched his newest special on netflix

it was awful. he used to make my sides split. now he just tells stories about his kid and cries about SJWs
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>>69674812
Holy shit his nose is big. He looks like an australian aborigine.
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>>69675168

Anon, I...
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>>69674812
keanu reeve
>girlfriend and offspring died
>sister is ded
>lives a frugal life
>has stated he has no friends and literally invited a bunch of strangers to sit down with him and eat cake for his birthday
>no good movies in a while
>always seems dirty and depressed
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>>69675266

>has stated he has no friends and literally invited a bunch of strangers to sit down with him and eat cake for his birthday
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HAHAAHAAAAAA
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>>69675029
>>69675029
>He has a daughter dickhead
poor thing
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>>69675216
It was lame but was he ever good?
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It seems overly charitable to call Patton Oswalt a celebrity, but I guess it isn't.

All the famous people who shouldn't be. There's too goddamn many.
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>>69675266
he has now a tranny to fuck
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He looks like him
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>>69674812

>Height 5' 3½"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>69674812
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>>69675407
I just want him to be happy family
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>>69675407
Thats the most unhappy man ive ever seen
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>10 days of mourning and he's ready to be an unfunny blowhard on twitter again

POOR GUY
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>>69675266
>has stated he has no friends and literally invited a bunch of strangers to sit down with him and eat cake for his birthday
source
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>>69677861
that's the LISTED height too. That's always exaggerated by at least an inch or two
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>>69675348
this cant be fucking real, did somebody photoshop her face?
jesus fucking chirst, i saw his wife, she wasn't that bad looking but this poor girl. oh my
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