How much better would GotG have been if Glenn Howerton was cast as Starlord?
http://www.avclub.com/article/glenn-howerton-was-almost-star-guardians-galaxy-212018
oh fuck you
>>69672752
Dennis got to slide his dick between those tits, his wife is bangin' too.
Meanwhile, Mac fucks a blonde skeletor. And Charlie is married to the humble waitress.
>>69672752
oh fuck you
>>69674149I'm jelly of Charlie 2bh
>>69674149
And the cherry on top is the fact that he hasn't even come NEAR to peaking.
>>69674149
To be fair, Glenn is probably the most attractive of them all. Although, Charlie seems more than happy to be banging the waitress in real life.
>>69674149
The system works.
>>69674182
They're adorable together irl, it's a good match.
>>69672752
I really would've hated that desu, although i wouldn't mind him being in more films
>>69674149
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>>69672752
oh fuck you
>>69674149
>implying you wouldn't bang Kaitlin Olson
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/9e/a1/ec9ea1c28fa4a4b5613ca033dc3f193f.jpg
>>69672752
He threw it all away
>>69674424
He just traded in the tiddy monster for a young QT.
Tiddy monster is married to snozzberries from super troopers, or at least she was.
>>69672752
Who is that girl?
you are now aware that he starred in That '80s Show
>>69674654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isPIpfIAnFc
>>69674204
>Glenn is probably the most attractive
Erm...
Anyone who drinks Corona doesn't deserve to live. What's more, the tasteless faggot put a lime in it. And to twist the knife, he probably fucking stuck his thumb in the bottle and inverted it.
>yes i'm fucking bitter he got to fuck christina hendricks and i've been humping a dishrag for the last two years what gave it away
>>69674537
tbf her big tiddies make dicks look smaller
At least we'll always have his pivotal role in the Crank films to look back on.
>>69674806
Fuck off with this reddit-tier humor.
>>69672752
>linking to av cuck club
Guardians of the Galaxy, despite the HURR MEME MAN shit that /tv/ says, was really good. I think if you have something that's really good to begin with, messing with the formula is probably a bad choice.
I think Chris Pratt's general affability did a lot to offset the character's douchiness. If Howerton played the role I could see there being a bit more focus on his womanizing and egocentrism. But, perhaps that would have made him a bit more roguish and a bit less of a lovable goof, so who knows if that change would be for the worse.
>>69674537
what a cutie, looks much better there than in the ep
Remember That 80s Show?
>>69674149
That's one sexy bird and the Waitress is a cute. Happy for all of the gang
>>69674894
charlie x mac otp
>>69674894
I watched the pilot because the theme song was by Killing Joke. It wasn't good.
He would've probably been able talk Gunn out of that dumbass dance scene because he actually writes funny stuff for Always Sunny.
He would make a great Eric O' Grady.
>>69674865
make me fucking faggot
>>69674761
Good thing he only likes dudes, so they don't have to fight over women.
>>69674894
what is the context of this? I see it everywhere
>>69674267
Maybe my favorite couple in the business
>>69674980
Why don't you watch the show and find out, dicklips?
>>69674980
you should just watch the episode t b h, it's easier to explain by just watching
>>69674956
Nah, I liked the dance scene. Everyone is just staring at Star Lord like he's a retard. It made me chuckle. It's a good bit of physical comedy.
>>69675005
>>69675015
whats the title?
>>69674980
Dennis & Mac are dining at a restaurant, then Frank & Charlie show up at the same restaurant
Dennis and Frank get involved in this weird unspoken argument where they both think the other should come over and "pay their respects". Thus neither party goes over to speak to the other, even though they're close friends.
Mac and Charlie, on the other hand, have an everlasting friendship and this moment shows that they're both above the petty bullshit.
Also Dee is at the restaurant
>>69675016
Ah yes, then he delivers a nice a quip right after the memeoff dance
How can DC even compete against the god tier comedy of Marvel...
>>69672752
WHOS THE GIRL IN THE OP
>>69675565
christina hendricks
>>69675565
>doesn't know how to reverse image search
>being this retarded
>>69675058
are you really just a husk of /tv/ memes
you can choose note to make posts like this, there's nothing stopping you
>>69674894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isPIpfIAnFc
It's so painfully unfunny. Couldn't they have tried to include some jokes? The opening for the pilot feels so strange because there's literally not one joke yet they still have the canned laughter going. It's bizarre to watch.
>>69674149
>doubting the power of the golden god
>>69677217
think most people involved in the show really did have no idea what they were doing. They just needed something fast after 70s show ended
>>69672752
He's perfect for Carnage if Marvel/Sony ever decide to make that Venom movie.
>>69675042
the gang dines out
>>69674204
>Charlie
>not alpha as fuck
>>69674149
>humble
>>69672752
Who dis?
>>69674682
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isPIpfIAnFc
fuk how old is he?
bpop
>>69674149
D.E.N.N.I.S
>>69674872
Good for capeshit, still an objectively mediocre film.
>>69674149
I'd bang the waitress if anything.
Shes 2qt.
Cowtits on the other hand has fake ones as you do not have small ones at age 20 and then huge ones at 21 with visible scars near your armpits.
She did it to stay relevant and now she is although people seem to drop the hype once they realize they are fake.
>>69672752
>Fake tits
>Butchered toes
What's so good about her?
>>69680854
>disregarding mammario
>anything other than literal retard
>>69681959
he disregarded the huge roastie, he literally did nothing wrong.
I was soo into her until I saw "it".
>>69674397
>linking a picture
>on an imageboard
go back to reddÃt
>>69682032
"it?"
>>69674834
I've kind of noticed a recurring theme of Glenn getting shot in movies.
>shot in Crank 2
>shot in The Strangers
>shot in Coffee Town
People just like shooting the guy, I guess.
>>69681959
>being so alpha you turn down Daddario when she's basically begging for your cock
>>69681958
>What's so good about her?
>>Fake tits
>>69672752
Totally not believable as a heroic character.
>>69682106
it's pretty alpha to fight a bull naked but you're still a retard getting a horn through your ass
>>69672752
Fuuuu this picture does things to me. I used to have a horny titty monster girlfriend that looked at me just like that. I gave it all away...
Would have liked to hear him say the "DNA" line. Probably would have been very Dennis.
>>69682102
Don't forget Fargo.
>>69672752
Booster Gold. Please... Maybe Blue, but preferably Booster.
>>69674806
What? Was this meant to be funny? Jesus Christ, as much as it's overused on this board, fuck off back to leredditxD
He's a four-star man.
>>69688174
no u
>>69683301
An 11 year old matador alpha slaps your girlfriend's ass at the bar, what do you do?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/4340449/Matador-11-kills-six-bulls-in-Mexico.html
>>69674149
>>69672752
Deceptive cropping. If you believe he must have slept with Hendricks based on the image, you must also believe he slept with the Waitress.
>>69690394
Waitress doesn't have a hand on his thigh and her breasts pushed into his side.
>>69672752
Mr. Fantastic - Dennis
Invisible Woman - Dee
Flaming Torch - Charlie
The Thing - Frank
Dr. Doom - Mac
>>69690394
Waitress is qt
>>69690541
>Mr. Fantastic - Dennis
I can see this going two ways.
1. He is pissed because his ability is fucking gay compared to the others'.
2. He is ecstatic because he realizes that he can now stretch his dick to be any size.
Daily reminder that they split up because Dennis is a footfag.
ONE OF US
Typical redditors, no sense!
>>69690541
>Doom
>not Frank
>Flaming Torch not Mac for the gay jokes
>>69674806
You gotta go back
>>69674537
got an aidra fox vibe
>>69690541
Charlie would be a better doctor doom. I could see him going into one of his nightman/wild card psychotic fits and setting up some huge master plan that ends up getting foiled because there's some huge, extremely obvious flaw in it, and then him just laughing it off and going back to hanging with the gang.
>>69674682
God I love that show. There was a short period of time where all I would do with my free time was go to my friends falling-apart, bird-infested house with no furniture and we would watch That 80s Show sitting on the floor in front of a TV that wasn't even mounted on the wall. Was the comfiest experience of my life t b h
>tfw Tinsley Grimes will never love you back
>>69679028
>that pic.
If you ate mushrooms in the UK from 2003-2005 it is a possibility you consumed some fragments of my filth.
Contaminating stuff right before it went out was a holy mission of mine at the time.
>>69672752
>this smarmy jew as starlord
>better than chris charisma pratt
>in any universe
I don't think Guardians of the Galaxy would, or even could, have been better with him as Starlord.
Now Glenn Howerton as Reed Richards?
That I would like to see.
Was he truly Lost?
>>69693691
>Glenn Howerton
>Jewish
If he was Jewish, then why was he born in Japan?
The Jew fears the Samurai, after all.
>>69674397
You know this is an image board right?
>You will never have a drunk, horny Christina Hendricks lust after you
Just kill me.
>>69679497
He's not even the best Sunny cast member for the role.
>>69682102
Serenity too
