It's been two days since the last good Alien thread, and we still haven't discussed the bonus situation. We put up with so many capeshit threads that I think we deserve full shares.
Why didn't they listen to him, /tv/? They should have frozen him
>right
>>69670203
THERE'S NO BONUS
the whole Nostromo crew died.
And these theories about how their deaths were planned by Weyland Yutani to avoid the bonus are FAKE
Obligatory
>ywn do wetwork for a giant faceless space corporation.
>WHY DON'T YOU FREEZE HIM?
Here's a question: what would have happened if they did freeze Kane? They all get home safely, Ripley goes back to her daughter, and Ash has Kane's cryo tube trundled off to WY's research labs. What would have happened then?
>warrant officer Ripley, I'm P.A.R.K.E.R
So who was the Alien?
>>69670203
>>69670877
my dick trying to get into sigorney weavers 30 year old panties
>>69670888
The birth of an ebin new meme has been blessed by trips. Buckle up boys.
>>69670852
What if it continued growing while Kane and everyone else was in cryosleep?
>>69670852
It's possible that the alien still would have burst out of Kane while he was out and broke free.
>ywn pal around and do /diy/ with Brett and Parker
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>>69671018
Let's presume the cryotube would put the alien in stasis along with its host. They certainly talk about it in later movies as if that were likely/an option.
>>69671427
Why even live?
>>69670440
fucking kek
>>69670203
Idi Amin was an inspired casting choice
>>69671490
so the powers that be would have most likely taken the alien and started research, only for the alien(s) to outsmart them a la Alien Resurrection and all hell breaks loose on erf
>>69671783
Well, the alien would have had no way to reproduce. So the damage it could do would be minimal. Plus, I imagine WY would set up some lab in an isolated desert they could just remotely detonate if the alien broke containment.
So, either the alien escapes and dies... or the alien doesn't escape and WY successfully weaponize it. Ho different would things be if, fifty years later, by the time Aliens took place, if the xenomorph had already been weaponized by WY?
>Born to early to voyage on the Nostromo
>Born just in time to witness Bonus Posting
life is good.
>>69671918
how do you weaponise a perfect predator?inb4 give it eyes
>Hey guise, there looks like there's something in these eg-gina's, should I get closer?!?
>>69672038
>Do it! Don't be a bitch!
>>69672038
>Don't do it Kane, if you get some shit on you, I'll quarantine your ass!
>>69670888
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>>69671918
never underestimate the blindness of people who believe the can "play god" to use an overused phrase.
i think the alien would injure itself to melt a hole for its escape and then kidnap one guy for breeding and go hide until its fellow alien was born
>>69672038
>>69672102
>Don't listen to that no-ass having dike, Kane, I'll let you in! Do it! Quit being a pussy!
>>69670440
would download the 4k bluray mkv scene release
>>69672119
>Uh oh....shit....uh...guise......I've got a problem here
>>69672167
>>69670888
best thing I've seen in a while, also nice digits.
>>69672301
INVESTIGATE NOSTROMO THE NOSTROMO INCIDENT WAS PERPETRATED BY AGENTS WITHIN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT
So my local theatre is showing the Director's cut of Alien. It's been a while since I've seen it, what was different in the Director's Cut version?
>>69672102
>Ripley will never quarantine youto her hairy mound
>G'dammit bitch, open this fucking door now!
>>69672490
Dallas turns into egg
All I remember
>>69672541
>Fuck you faggot, I'm in charge now, and I'm puttin' your ass on quarantine!
>>69670888
I for one welcome our new meme overlord
>>69672490
The cocoon scene, and some dialog added back in/cut. Actually comes out about a minute shorter than the theatrical cut.
>>69670888
whoever made this is my hero
>>69672571
>Bitch, please...
>>69672664
>G'dammit Ash, I'm gonna kick your ass!
>>69672742
>Bring it, bitch!
>>69672784
>AAAAAAHHHH PARKER HELP ME
>>69670203
>>69670856
>>69672167
>>69672318
Yaphet kotto thread?
>>69672810
>Motherfucker better not be choking that white bitch with my jack mag!
The biggest flaw Ridley made with Alien is that he never resolved the bonus situation.
The movie starts, and in one of the very first scenes, we hear about issues with the bonus situation, so you know it must have been important. It had me curious right off the bat, and scene after scene came, but they never discussed the bonus situation. I figured that when Kane was in his coma, Scott would have taken that opportunity to finally discuss the bonus situation, but the next thing you know, we get the chestburster scene, and the alien arrives, which was cool and all, but I couldn't help thinking to myself "what about the g'damn bonus situation!?".
Then, one by one, the alien starts killing the crew, and it was at this point that I figured Scott wasn't even going to address the bonus situation, which was fucked up, but I held out and figured that Ridley wouldn't let such an obviously important plot device go unresolved. But no. He did.
When we finally lose Parker and Lambert, I knew we'd never have the answer. The ending was cool with the "lucky star" shit and the ejection from the shuttle, but all I could think about was how I would be left forever wondering about the bonus situation, and why it never got resolved.
I hate Ridley Scott for that to this day.
>>69672930
The porn was probably Brett's, because Parker had Lambert'sboipucciall to himself
INVESTIGATE 6/3/2122
>>69673155
Acid blood can't melt titanium hulls
>>69670888
>cyberpunk black comedy
best lore
When you examine the derelict ship closely, and the eggs, do notice anything unique about some of the characteristics? Actually, something that's not so unique, despite being an alien vessel?
Look closely at the opening of the ship. It's a big vagina. The eggs? Vaginas. And if you look closely as they move through the ship, you'll see big penis looking things.
This is Ridley's way of acknowledging that E.T.'s have been abducting humans over the years, and their knowledge of, and admiration for, human pussies and dicks is reflected in the construction of the ship.
>cin: So where did the idea of the bonus situation come from?
>>Scott: This was something I added to the script because of my initial troubles trying to get the budget.
>cin: You introduce the bonus situation early in the film, but then...
>>Scott: Right, I did that intentionally to capture the attention of the audience. I'd already shown them the Nostromo, and the crew, but I needed something to really make sure I had the audience with me, and then it hit me: the bonus situation. Who isn't intrigued by a bonus situation? Nobody, that's who.
>cin: No doubt, you had my attention right off the bat!
>>Scott: (laughs) I still get asked about the bonus situation I'd say, oh, about monthly. It had a greater impact than I thought.
Interview with Scott about the bonus situation:
http://cinefantastiqueonline.org/2008/09/revisiting-alien-ridley-scott-refuses-to-discuss-the-bonus-situation
>>69670888
Trips and the birth of an ebin new meme
>>69674245
You are a real hero
Imagine being Alien in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
Is bonusposting the dankest meme of the year?
>>69675408
Right
>>69674624
Just because her panties are cotton doesnt mean they're granny panties. You can see her asscrack in that picture. Granny panties come up to a bitches belly button. Are people just so used to sluts in thongs nowadays they think any underwear that doesnt look like it belongs on a stripper counts as granny panties?
>>69670888
Shut it down they know about the bonuses
>>69670888
Fresh may may
>>69670888
DEEPEST LORE
>>69673794
No, Geiger was just a perverted genius.
I now realize that moot was eliminated for refusing to discuss the bonus situation with the moderators.
>>69673014
Is this a tasty new pasta?
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>>69673155
In space no one can hear you meme
>>69674624
where is her ass?
>>69670440
A true hero.
>>69670231
He was the smartest person behind Ripley who didn't want them to come back on board the ship in the first place.
>>69670203
Is this a reference?
