>It's just good buisness
What did he mean by this?
>>69658336
no idea what movie/show
>>69658336
It's a good day to die, anon!
Would you like to know more?
>>69658395
>He missed the greatest trilogy of the 2000s
His death was one of my all time favorites
Based Tom Hollander
>>69658604
Even as a kid I called bullshit. Maybe because I had just watched Master and Commander
>>69658453
But you're wrong, I did see the LOTR trilogy.
>>69658336
>Pirates are such pieces of shit that since the Roman era they've been recognized as "enemies of mankind" with anyone having unilateral authority to execute them on the spot
>No guys they're so cool!
Hollywood is so fucking degenerate.
>>69658453
yeah it was great but greatest is a bit of a stretch
>>69658336
He did nothing wrong
>>69658395
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
I love the first movie.
Barbossa is so fucking based
>>69658751
It's kind of cute in a sad way how they are glorified almost from a mythological viewpoint when in reality they were niggers of the sea
Just google pirate and look at images
>>69658751
I mean, it's Disney here.
>>69658871
>I feel... cold...
What did he mean by this?
>>69658929
He got shot in the heart, no heat from blood pumping in his body.
The first movie was the only good one. All others are complete shit.
>>69658971
Wouldn't he already be cold from being a skeleton before?
>>69658751
>>69658883
>13 year old girls will still pound their pudd to this
>>69658336
>"a review committee... has determined that, so far, this history book is not making enough of an effort to include the contributions of women and minority groups. Unless some effort is undertaken to correct this situation, this book will not be approved for purchase by public school systems in absolutely vast quantities."
What did they mean by this?
The two first movies are fucking amazing. They're everything I could ever want from an adventure movie. The last two aren't bad either, they're just... ehhh. Third one is too gloomy, sad, and just weird. Fourth one redeemed the series back, but I wish they had just done more of those daylight adventures like in the first two.
I got some serious Monkey Island vibes from the first two movies. I heard that it was originally supposed to be about Monkey Island and thus there's lots of similarities. Of course both are inspired/based on the amusement park ride, but there's some obvious similarities between Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean:
>Will Turner is Guybrush Threepwood
>Hector Barbossa is ghost pirate LeChuck
>Davy Jones is voodoo pirate LeChuck
>that voodoo lady
>Jack Sparrow rowing a coffin with a skeleton leg
>Elizabeth is Elaine, both are Governor's daughters
>Monkey named Jack, Monkey Island had a monkey named Guybrush
etc. etc.
Hector Barbossa is one of my all time favorite characters. Absolutely based.
>>69658680
bullshit on what?
>as a kid
REEEEEEEEE
>>69658604
whenever I want to look up his death I mistake him for commander norrington
>>69658883
because its mythological,just like cowboys and indians. no one watch to touch the real thing and real heroes don't have enough action
>>69658929
he nutted and his gf kept suckingwith her cold feet
>>69658971
>>69659029
its the "ah I can feel" moment, you retards
>>69659248
thats cus there was a monkey island movie that got canned, the screenwriter turned it into pirates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fzXmJyolfY
One of my favorite scenes of any adventure movie desu
>>69658751
Its called romanticism kid. The dark ages sure were not as clean and full of empowered women as we see but that makes for bad story telling.
Plus not all pirates were bad, which is kind of what the movies were about if you were old enough to have seen them
>>69658751
>>69658883
Obviously there's plenty of Hollywood romanticism involved, but there really were pirates like you would see in these type of movies. At least to some degree. Blackbeard, for example, was everything a cartoon pirate would be like in real life.
>>69659072
now his terrible style is really visible for what it is
before he could get away with dressing like a hipster gypsy because of how good looking he was, but now he looks like Johnny Crapp it's just abysmal
>>69659389
>>69659556
>>69659564
t. blackbeard
>>69659260
that he would have survived for even 2 seconds as all that shrapnel flew around
>>69659763
Are you legitimately autistic?
>>69658336
He meant that war is unforeseeable
>>69658751
They managed to have working crews, a working country(Republic of Nassau was real and basically worked like Switzerland by doing illegal shit for others and feigning neutrality) and many crews had strict rules because you're not going to survive at sea if you're a dumb nigger.
Corsairs were another thing alltogether, look at Francis Drake.
>>69658336
He meant that he had come to peace with his inevitable end and harbored no ill feelings towards the sea gypsies because he realized he would do the same in their shoes because business principles are universal among all people.
>>69659830
No, but I have asthma. Is that good enough?
I'm sad because with the fourth and horrible movie we lost any chance at a good Stranger Tides adaptation.
That book really deserves one.
>>69659989
Well if it helps you to choke and die, yeah it's good enough.
>you will never sail the uncharted seas while drinking rum and having grand adventures with your pirate friends
Why even live?
>>69660102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q
>I could be a lawyer
>But I had too much heart
kek
>>69660064
I chew my food carefully so it's not very likely that's going to happen. Also my neighbor knows the Heimlich maneuver so I'm all good. Any plans for the weekend?
>>69660102
>having grand adventures with your pirate friends
Thats an awful lot of words to say faggotry
>>69660102
>>69660423
All about them pegg boys, eh
>>69659830
it's just not realistic. He would have been hit within two seconds
how does that make me autistic for pointing it out?
if you go to the movies and they're showing a movie called There Will Be Blood and another movie called There Will be Tits which one would you watch?
>>69660423
Ain't nothing gay about having some sea cucumber every once in a while.
>>69660525
>watch There Will be Tits
>it's a documentary about birds
>>69659248
>Gaybrush
>LeCuck
kek
>>69660642
>monkey islam
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX9VxBwvFFo
>>69660619
>>69660747
My melanin enriched brother
>>69660747
>Music composed by
>Hans Zimmer
Fucking based
>>69660691
Man, rocco really let himself go
>>69660471
ya damn right bb
>>69660587
exactly!
