>casually take a shit in a jungle shed
>suddenly a t-rex blasts the shed away
>you face the t-rex with your pants pulled down in the middle of releasing a backlog
Your response?
>show it my warcry while flinging my poop at it
En garde, fuccboi.
Then I screech.
>>69652377
Pull up my pants. I wanna die with some dignity
Cycle through my various necklaces representing various religions while reciting a medley of psalms and prayers in ancient tongues until I find one the T-Rex understands.
>>69653464
Kek
I challenge the T-Rex to a fiddle playing contest, asking that if I win she spares my life.
>>69653464
I wonder who can be behind this post?
>>69653555
Reminder that he tried to lure the T-rex away from the children with his shit
NOTHING WRONG
I start fapping. I'm obviously going to die, and I want to be the first human being to ever get killed by a dinosaur while masturbating.
