X-Men Apocalypse will flop.
The cinema I work at has had midnight screenings for most capeshit films this year. Batman v Superman sold about 220 / 330 tickets.
Civil War sold about 280 / 330.
And you know what this trash has sold?
16 / 330.
X-Men is over.
>>69636343
They'll just reinvent the series Deadpool-style.
>>69636343
good riddance
>>69636343
Maybe
X-men movies are for plebs with no taste and plebs wont go to midnight premires
>>69636386
>plebs won't go to midnight premieres
But TFA had countless sold out sessions worldwide?
>>69636450
>Catalog
Star Wars is an event.
Fox X-shit are disposable flicks
>>69636343
Cool story bro
>your anecdote is actual evidence
/r/thatreallyhappened
>>69636343
The trailer is lame to be honest. Anyway it cannot possibly be worse than 3 or Origin.
>>69636566
reddit pls go
>>69636566
>cool story bro
>mentions reddit
fuck off, OP is right
In my theather we sold 6 tickets. 2 of which are from my collegues.
>57% RT score
yeah, it's going to be BvS tier
good, I hope they finally bury this franchise, x-1 and 2 were the only decent ones. First Class doesn't even count since its technically the first part in the J-Law thrilogy.
And they f'd that up with Days of Future Past. I hope this tanks so hard that they have to go the Spiderman route.
>>69636386
>plebs don't go to comic book midnight premiers
That's the only time plebs leave their house.
>>69637957
>j-law trilogy
Kek! May it flop to destruction indeed
>reinvigorated the franchise with First Class
>gave it back to le twink man
OH NO
IT MIGHT ONLY BE #72 ALL TIME
BETTER CAN IT
>midnight premiere
>local cinema
>this is how many tickets are booked
this shit will flop hard
Hopefully jennifer Lawrence's career will follow suit
>>69638594
OH GOD ITS NOT AVENGERS
WHY DO THEY BOTHER?!
I just feel bad for olivia munn and jubilee.
They're cute.
It probably wouldn't flop this hard if Hugh Jackedman was in it
>>69636343
the only reason to watch is for that qt Jubilee. Most of the casting choices are garbage otherwise
>>69638668
We're honestly debating closing the midnight session and refunding the tickets. It'll cost more to pay the staff than the money we'll make off snacks.
>>69638693
they've tried to sucker people in with that last trailer, Hugh is the only chance they had
Apperantly after seeing>>69638594
this guy pic i went to check my cinemas near me.
movie already released here i was like wtf
normally movies go live in friday wuh
>>69637776
I thought you guys got free movies
extended cuts with nude mags where
>DOPF did really well after mediocre returns on prior films
>clearly due to the returning cast from the original trilogy
>film also sets right the wrongs of X3
>can now have a great sequel with all the original cast members
>make another JLaw prequel instead
>>69636343
I was hoping this would happen. Need a gritty 80s style reboot like the cartoon pre-Disney.
More like X-Men Acuckalypse, rite?
>>69638894
We did it reddit!
>>69638840
all that potential, wasted on another easy cashgrab
>>69638801
Where the fuck do you live?
Ausfag here, everything comes out on Thursday
>>69638935
also, the reboot has to have the yellow outfits, and no wolverine till the sequel
>>69638961
Chuck your cunt kids in the river, faggot.
>>69638840
>DOPF
>DAYS OF PUTURE FAST
Are you a little bit retarded?
>>69639019
We did it reddit!
Even plebs don't want to watch capeshit every 2 weeks or so. There was so much of it this year already. I'm not surprised/
>>69638840
Yes it is absolutely baffling. I agree they should have continuted with their new continuity however they were put in a position where the only way to continute with the old actors or new actors was to reset the continuity because its an absolutely helpless clusterfuck of a mess. They had no choice.
>>69639052
this .
they should clearly move this to july or june at earliest
fox is faggot . they probably have no idea why deadpool made so money as well
>>69638987
>getting this passionate over that post
>>69638442
+
FA was greatest and that's first X-Men where Wolverine was barely in it.
>>69639052
Not too much of it in a year but too much of it within the span of three months. It needs to be spaced out throughout the year, most people dont even go to the movies three times in three months.
>hurr durr disney pays critics
Reminder that even Based Armond hates this flick:
>And yet again are we treated to the same tired, patronizing metaphors. Mutants are people of color, mutants are queer. Any potential poignance in these blunt messages is obliterated by dizzying, rote CGI sequences that while trying to impress more often than not make you want a nap.
>[...] Where the criminally and suspiciously underrated Batman v Superman respected its audience, asked of them, this movie asks only for your dollars, gives little in return.
>>69639181
I feel the same way about Batman v Superman but the metaphors are different. So its fitting that he then tries to praise it, he is insane. I dont know if people seriously respect his opinions or if its a meme but you sure as shit shouldn't. He is like a "capekino" poster embodied as an actual human.
>>69638726
You probably do that a lot in whatever crap hole city you're in if you couldn't pack BVS
i honestly didnt enjoy any of these big blockbusters superhero shit these year
civil war borefest
bvs was okay but went shit doomsday
this was shit as well
deadpool clearly felt much comfier then all this
>>69636378
>Deadpool 2 and Deadpool 3
>Huge Jackedman's last appearance as Wolverine in the R-rated adaptation of Old Man Logan
>>69639280
>call the one everyone says is good boring
>call the one everyone says is bad okay
Of course
>>69639362
>implying i give fuck anybodys opinion
>implying im cuck like you have no brain to criticize and having my own opinion
literally t.cuck
>>69639403
Not really since that is commonplace on this website.
>>69639403
>using t. incorrectly
Anon, I'm not going to get involved in your argument but please refrain from misusing your cultural appropriations.
>>69639445
t. nigger
>>69639279
220 / 330 is pretty fuckin good for a cinema you dumb shit. But sure, tell me more about what you don't know.
Everything they've built will fall! And from the ashes of their world, we'll build a better one!
>>69639484
See? Now you're using it correctly, except that since you didn't use a meme arrow to imply implications, you called yourself a nigger instead. One more time anon, get it right this time.
>>69639362
I know your just being autistic but most people liked deadpool and didnt like bvs or civil war. Silly autist.
>>69639541
>imply implications
>>69639531
But thats the same motivation as Ultron and General Zod.
>>69639558
I thought most people liked Civil War too.
>>69638594
>those dicks in J choosing to sit directly infront/behind people
>that /tv/ memer in row N
>>69639558
Most people liked Civil War
>>69638442
>Bryan Singer
he made the praised movies (X-men 1-2, DOFP), so what's your problem?
>>69639633
>those dumbasses who sit in the side of the cinema
>>69639648
>>69639362
>/tv/ following trends
Sad.
>>69638668
>>69638594
>>69636343
they realised there are too many fucking BLUE guys in that flick, so it's reasonable that JeLaw is pictured as human form.
still, there are even more fucking blue guys come in it with Apocalypse and Archangel
When wolverine returned to the present in DOFP we saw everything was a-okay and everyone was alive, so how much damage can Apocalypse do?
>>69639866
None at all?
>>69639829
>people go to see mutant movie
>get too many mutant looking mutants
I get what you're saying but it should work better
>>69639866
X-Men continuity is a M E S S
>>69639866
yea, over twenty years later. He could have literally destroyed the mansion and killed half the cast and in that one minute of present day footage it would still look ok. Its a long time.
>>69639829
Why is Nightcrawler such a cutie here?
>>69639941
he was always a cutie bb
>>69640058
Personality-wise maybe.
this qt summarizes so great the x-men story archs, that you would think if they put those on bigscreen nothing can go wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvWDjHWgNgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGUE8XaUn4
midnight screening at my local cinema.
seriously though who goes to midnight releases - for xmen of all things.
>>69640190
>those singles at the back
>>69641019
>>69641019
>mfw I went to see Civil War alone and the usher came to ask me to take my feet off the seat in front of me
>>69641019
>tfw i'm that single
>>69639866
Even if someone dies in capeshit they always get resurrected somehow. It's expected.
>>69636343
>>69639654
Both movies sucks
>>69636343
>Apocalypse is going to flop so hard that Fox will have to reboot it by sucking Disney's cock and agreeing to join MCU
You know it's true
>>69639654
X-Men 1 was terrible, but was well received for not being anywhere near as bad as Batman and Robin.
X-Men 2 was good because this time Singer actually bothered to read the comics and adapted one of the best stories
DOFP was good because it rode off the success of First Class
and now this time Singer isn't adapting a story. He's just making a generic X-Men v. Apocalypse story just like X-Men 1 was a generic X-Men v. Magneto story and it'll be as bad as the first X-Men
>>69636343
ORIGINAL MARKET RESEARCH CONFIRMS:
ITS OVER, JLAW IS FINISHED
Flop? 6 hours until it starts
