ADAPT to THIS
NIGGER!
>>69635017
if he was born in the slavery days would his mutant power adapt him to be a white dude?
Why didn't he?
>>69635338
JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN LMAO
>>69635338
He was too slow
>>69635017
What did he mean by this?
>>69635017
>Sebastian standing in the light
>Darwin standing in the dark
>this is the last time they spoke as friends
>>69635338
he just didn't
>Adapt to this, fucking ape
What did Vaughn mean by this?
>Burn you fucking nigger
What did Vaughn mean by this?
>>69635017
Is this what redpilling looks like?
>>69635017
Why didn't he just adapt to it then? What a shitty superpower
>he tried to, but then he died
Yeah he shoulda fucking adapted to it and survived
>>69636126
i miss this meme
>>69635296
It would adapt him to be Jewish
>>69635338
White oppression.
>>69636939
i miss james may so I watch his new tinkering youtube program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giZgEI626Kw
>>69639696
>we're are gonna...
>smiles
Kek
>>69639696
Is this all the show is? Him just taking shit apart and putting it back together?
It's the most harmless show in the world, why the hell were women complaining about it?
X-men has such shitty supporting characters. That part with all the 'kids' messing around was terrible compared to the rest of the movie. Then there's fucking Storm, Iceman, Kitty, probably more I'm forgetting. The Jlaw version of Mystique is the only bad main character they have though.
>>69635017
Original quote was DODGE to THIS but because blacks favorite car concern is dodge they changed it to ADAPT to THIS.
>>69636084
so he went to war as a 12 year old?
he chained his bike to a tree in the middle of the forest?
fuck I wouldn't be surprised if people shared this photograph on facebook
>>69639844
they were?
>Shaw says the word "enslaved"
>automatic pan to Darwin
Stop, invincible body.
>>69640278
What did Singer mean by this?
>>69636084
Tree's don't grow like that
>>69640341
I wanna know why they gave her that stupid as shit hair
Making her nude is one thing, but that hair is just JUST
>>69640278
When I saw this with my m8s we all started laughing
>it's a /pol/ thread
>>69640341
>she answered anyway
???
Such a dumb scene. If you want to kill the black guy, don't make him the one black guy that can adapt to everything.
>>69640574
where do you think you are, cuckface?
>>69642452
Their mutations aren't perfect. That's the point of the scene and the whole movie, idiot.
>>69635296
There was some comic where this actually happened, more or less.
>>69642573
That's retarded. FOX is retarded. It's like having a Batman movie where he trips and rolls his ankle during a chase scene because HE'S HUMAN TOO WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
>>69635338
He did at first but for whatever reason he still imploded
So stupid
Apparently though in the comics he comes back as sort of a cosmic being, I really hope he comes back to defeat apocolypse
>>69639696
Fuck me this is comfy
Imagine if his mouth just fucking disappeared.
>>69642573
His mutation was supposed to perfect at making him survive anything. Like this one time where Dawin fought the Hulk. His body was just like "Fuck this" and teleported him away. He's all about survival. Not being the strongest fighter, but the best at surviving, no matter what happens.
>talking about slavery
>camera pans to the black guy
>>69646266
And the black guy was never actually a slave. The camera just turns to him as if he was freed yesterday.
>>69636126
kek
>>69635338
He adapted too hard, became energy himself. :^)
>>69646482
your final gasp for attention before you off yourself?
>>69646482
Do you have anything better to do with your time?
>>69646516
>>69646547
>giving him (You)s
You're part of the problem
>>69646570
i dont really give a shit, hes gonna off himself, die of diabetes or get shanked in prison for being a pedo soon anyway
HI IM KEVIN BACON
>>69636126
lmao
>>69646707
I dunno
Maybe he's so autistic that he can live the rest of his life on autism bux and have just enough money for soda, hot pockets and internet and die at a ripe old age of 45 from heart disease
>>69635338
He did. The blast was so powerful that the only way for his body not to be exploded by it was to turn himself to stone, but this killed him in the process. It was too much for his powers.
>>69635296
Nah he'd just get a really strong neck and become fireproof.
>>69635338
It was obviously a set-up for him to return in the next movie in a big twist, but then they dropped all the First Class mutants that weren't OG X-Men for no good reason.
this thread is grade A /tv/
Why is he feeding him a Jolly rancher?
>>69645477
> His body was just like "Fuck this" and teleported him away.
This is the kind of superpowers I want to read about. The kind of shit where the "hero", if he chooses to be one, has to really work at making it work for him, instead of it being an awesome power considered a curse by everyone for muddling drama.
>>69635338
He became a metaphysical being.
>>69647091
Did he become euphoric?
>>69642527
On /tv/ not /pol/, also that image is pure cringe
>>69635296
>extremely thick, muscly neck. Ideally his head would retract and join to his collarbones to avoid hanging
>thick chitinous plates on his back to withstand whipping
>ability to run at extremely fast hihg speed to outrun the slavers
>regrow limbs for when they try and hack them off
>ability to hibernate and regulate body temperature if they try and hotbox him
Basically he'd turn into an anthropomorphic cockroach
>>69640476
Honestly. They should have just painted her blue, left the scales off, gave her regular red hair, and give her her comic costume instead of making her naked for lulz.
>>69639696
>chilly weather
>hot chocolate
>that show
Thanks for showing me this, anon.
>>69647994
>>69640476
I think scales were perfect. with only blue skin, it would look cheap.
not sure about hair though
>>69640341
wasn't it in x3?
>>69647692
Shut it, nigger.
>>69648992
Yes
>>69647857
>Basically he'd turn into an anthropomorphic cockroach
so no difference at all
>>69639923
I'm going to share it. Full circle senpai.
>>69648992
My mistake
>>69649806
He's black, not Turkish.
>>69635017
*unzips dick*
>>69649660
edge
>>69651179
Shut it, nigger.
>Adapt to this, you fucking braindead nigger faggot
How did they get away with this? I know it was set in a different time, but christ...
>>69651224
edge
>>69651326
Shut it, nigger.
>>69651326
edge
>>69639696
>that hammer part
how could anyone dislike May
>>69640339
What the fuck is up with his neck
>>69651179
Genuine black poster spotted
go back to you master, slave
>>69651179
>saying nigger is edge
You don't belong here.
>>69651703
He's "Copy that" guy
>>69635338
?
He blew the fuck up. Just because his power is "adapt" doesn't necessarily mean he adapts to literally everything. Stop thinking about things so autistically and mechanically.
>>69640574
>it's a reddit post
>>69635017
Hello darkness his old friend
>>69635338
>why didn't the dinosaurs adapt to the meteor lmao
>>69640278
Actually that was brilliant, he was attacking people weakness so they feel vulnerable and therefore he could gain their trust easier. When he said "Kings" he stared at nerdy Hank, when he said "Queen" he stared at whorish Angel. And he attacked those 3 guys, because he knew those were the 3 weak links, and he could gain them, and make them join. If Magneto were there, he probably would changed the speech to something like "power and superiority".
>>69635338
How could you adapt to a explosion of a nuke? Even steel and diamonds are melt or destroyed.
>inb4 roaches
Roaches can survive the radiation, not the blast itself.
>>69636126
I don't get it
>>69636029
He meant adapting to a non-welfare state, it was logical he died
