>You're finished!
>I'm just getting started
>switch to plan B
>that was the plan B!
>you're fired
>you can't fire me I quit
>"Things couldn't be any better"
>it's the beginning of the movie
We're not so different, you and I.
>yep this is me
>you're probably wondering how i got here
>it all started when
>no not that long ago
>there we go
>you're reckless, dangerous and have no regard for authority or following the rules...but by GOD you're the finest damn detective I've ever seen
>>69631448
>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON
>It's over Annakin, I have the high ground
>scientist mutters off simplistic jibberish
>"IN ENGLISH, PLEASE."
> your a big guy
also check dubs
>someone gets punched
>"BOOMF!"
>Someone call the police!
>I AM THE POLICE
>you have GOT to be KIDDING me.
>>69631564
so sick of this overused trope
>Gives alcohol to teenager
>He coughs
>>69631867
>give cigarettes to teenager
>He gets drunk
>YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
>>69631564
>It's over, Obi-Wan. I have the high ground.
>Gives bj to teenager
>He cums
>>69631408
DELETE THIS
>teenager masturbating
>he uses tissues to clean up
>>69632015
If you have your own bathroom in suburbia it works.
>I got the DA breathing down my neck
>It's a good life we live brother .
>The best
>May it never change and may it never change us.
>this isn't a movie/show/video game/comic book/text message/painting/song/sport/manga/anime/whatever
>this is real life and things don't happen like that!
>it cant be
>thats not possible
>>69631478
>YOU'RE A LIABILITY TO THE WHOLE FORCE
> "Dis ain't over"
> "This is only the beginning"
> It's the end of the movie and there are no sequels
>>69636064
that's easy for you to say behind your desk, chief
>We'll take it from here
>>69631564
>>69636409
>throws lightsaber to Luke's left side
>the girder on his right gets cut down
BRAVO LUCAS
>potentially useful supernatural ability
>Yeah, see, that's not how it works.
>>69636493
woops reverse that
>A monster with sharp claws huge fangs born from the essence of blood and carnage of a thousands year old war who hasn't eaten for weeks grab a hold of the protagonist
>Throw him unto a pile of cardboards
>>69631135
Name 42 pēlîçülås where that happens
>>69637217
Don't you mean çhīnèmås?
>>69636064
>I WANT YOUR BADGE AND GUN ON MY DESK
>But that's not fair!
>That's LIFE, KID!
>>69637350
*tears off badge but then intendeds to pursue the perp anyway muttering about how its personal*
>You can't say that!
>I'll say it again! Gas the kikes, give me a race war. I better see dead niggers on tomorrow's paper or you're fired, Parker.
wow... how did they get away with this?
>*Characters getting buckled into vehicle*
>You sure you know how to fly this thing?
>Only one way to find out
ALTERNATIVE
>You sure you know how to fly this thing?
>There's a first time for everything
ALTERNATIVE
>You sure you know how to fly this thing?
>Fly it? ... I invented it
>ruthless alien killing machine that has shown no signs of hesitation or remorse so far
>corners the main character
>before killing him, it stops and stares into his eyes
>something flies from off-screen and hits it in the face
>main character rolls away
>big baddie stops and feels its face
>You're gonna jeopardize this whole operation!
>Hah! You missed!
>No.
>BOOOM!!
>Uh... What do we do now?
>RUN!!
>character starts falling from high alltidude
>Uh-Oh! Quips*
>immediately speeds up
>WAAAAAHH!!
>character A is pinned to the ground by character B
>character B is pressing a blade towards character A's face using all his weight
>using just his arms, character A is resisting
>character A stops using one of his arms, yet maintains the opposition
>camera switches to character A's hand reaching for something, taking like 5 seconds
>camera shows character A's face as he looks at the object and struggles to reach it
>character A grabs it, and hits character B in the head
>character A rolls away
>Oh, and Protag?
>Yes?
>Try not to get killed
>>69638037
>character B knocks down character A
>character A drops his weapon
>character B slowly walks towards character A
>character A crawls to his weapon
>character B kicks it before character A manages to grab it
