Is this worth watching?
Isn't he the guy from Friends?
>>69630924
It'll make you hungry and possibly want to open a food truck.
my name a chef
>>69630924
Yes. It's not bad.
it's just an advertisement for twitter
Mynamachef
>>69630924
yeah. It's Jon Favreau's way of explaining why he has made so many shitty movies
>>69630924
>IIII LIIIIKEEEE TOOOOO
>PARTY WITH MY PEEPS
>COOK AND CREEP
>>69630924
I watched it on a plane and thought it was pretty entertaining. Might make you chuckle. But then again I was sleep deprived and smashed at 30,000 ft so what do I know.
>>69630924
>semi-pro kitchen
>girl's hair isn't in a bun behind and waving over the food
They all look like they don't even know about medical screening twice a year.
it's pretty good
>>69630924
Really good, honestly believe this is Favreau's second best work.
>>69631971
>>69632378
CHEF
H
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>>69630924
D R O P P E D
>>69630924
pretty comfy and the cooking cinematography is nice.
did seem like a twitter commercial at times which is weird considering it'd been around for a while before they made this.
Good food porn
>mfw he made that grilled cheese
>when he makes that moster grilled cheese
leave comfykino to me.
>>69633997
>>69634016
CHEF?
>>69635528
>processed american cheese slices
lol americans
Americans sicken me.
>>69635552
Hey, that's pretty good!
>>69635601
but Cheddar is English
>>69635667
But your mother is fat nigger bitch.
>>69635528
>processed cheese
>literally a sandwich with only cheese
>with fucking butter
>grilled
Can americans be more disgusting?
>>69635630
This will probably trigger you then.What pisses me off the most is how he somehow manages to keep the pasta warm after taking it off the cooktop. I take it off for a few minutes and it's already cold by the time I eat it
>>69635768
looks delicious, unlike the grilled cheese
>>69635758
Fuck you, nigger.
I have no interest in food, and only eat to survive.
Will I still be interested in this?
>>69635768
Aglio E Olio
>>69635834
Yes that's right, I'm black. I'm also queer gendered and vegan. What are you gonna do? Spout nigger again?
>>69636047
Fuck off, nigger faggot pussy.
>>69636070I'm also a bottom
>>69636103
Yes you've already said.
>and vegan
>>69635528
>grease
>butter
>cheese
>american kitchen
no, thanks.
>>69635758
>>69635601
>bongs don't know what processed cheese looks like
He didn't use kraft singles
>>69636438
>square slices of yellow/orange cheese
>not processed
>>69636498
>square slices of natural cheese vs plastic pieces of shit
>>69636591
natural cheese is not yellow you retard
>>69635528
>what kind of sandwich u want senpai?
>just cheese my shit up
>>69636609
>cheese isn't yellow
>>69636498
what is usable cheese supposed to look like them you stupid faggot
>>69632949
your trade is a joke and no one respects you
>>69635528
anon pls i'm so hungry and weetbix just isn't cutting it tonight
>>69636638
I literally googled "cheese"
>>69635768
what's that stuff he uses at the beginning?
>>69636730
go make some then ya dingus
>>69636758
Onions?
>>69636750
>two of the cheeses in his picture are literally yellow
what point were you trying to fucking prove again?
>>69636775
whats... onions, precious?
>>69636825
Brown you idiot
>>69636797
They're not square pre-prepared slices that come in separate fucking plastic bags. Fuck you are retarded.
>>69636849
>it's impossible for natural cheese to be packaged in individual slices
visit a grocery store some time, you fucking moron
>>69636849
https://youtu.be/TwG3B-XoBOg?t=24s
do they not have delis with slicers in europe
>>69636871
>he believes pre-packaged products are healthy and not pre-processed
Such an americuck. Try buying cheese from an actual cheese store where cheese is sold whole, inside paper sheets.
>>69636904
>comparing pre-processed cheese with fresh, whole cheese cut into square at the moment of sale
>food elitists
>>69636935
How does it feel to be such a fucking moron you cannot even fathom the thought that plastic wrappers don't always mean pre-processed?
>>69636980
See >>69636935
You can only know if the person actually wraps it in front of you. Plus, plastic is bad for wrapping cheese anyway
>>69636935
he's not using processed cheese in the webm though
>>69636935
>not watching the movie that shows he's anal about his ingredients and never gets processed shit
>>69637013
>You can only know
Or you can just read the fucking packaging.
Or you can just watch the fucking movie.
>>69636976
>eat healthy normal food instead of american greasey disgusting ham bread with butter and cheese
>wow you're fuckin elitist
no wonder half of your country fucking disgusting obeses
>>69636980
>putting your cheese into plastic wrappers
Nah, just nah. I bet you use sauce hollandaise from a tetra pack.
>>69637013
>>69637090
There's a distinction between processed pleb slices and decent ones. The slices in the webm weren't even wrapped individually.
haha
MEMES
>>69637065
yeah, that's right, 50% of the average american diet is made up of grilled cheese
Guys I just wanna know if the film is worth watching, not a cheese comparison thread.
>>69637125
Shut the fuck OP, we're talking about cheese
>>69637065
how the fuck is cheese unhealthy if it's just made out of dried milk
>>69637140
>dried milk
that's a good meme
>>69637107
Both slices look disgusting. That's why we europeans don't want your TTIP. Eat your pig slob yourself.
>>69637165
it's milk that dries in the sun
>>69637140
How comes mirrors are real if your eyes aren't?
>>69637137
You're not even talking about cheese anymore, dude! You're discussing fucking milk.
>>69637140
>cheese unhealthy
>american cheese
>healthy
>>69637198
american education
>>69637228
>he's got a problem with milkino
I bet you're lactose intolerant you faggot
>>69636750
you'd be fine with processed cheese if it was in some gay shape like those
>>69637256
>>69637256
>it's the shape that counts
Americans.
>ITT: /dairy/
what the fuck
>>69635528
>americans
>>69632429
>IT WAS ALL THE STUDIOS, NOT ME GUYS TRUST ME
>THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS CONFLICT FREE, ALBEIT KINDA COMFY, WRITE OFF FILM WHERE VIRTUALLY NOTHING HAPPENS ASIDE FROM ME HOOKING UP WITH 10s
>FUCK
>I''M HAVING A BREAKDOWN FELLAS PRETTY SURE IT'S TIME TO CUT MY WRISTS AND JUST SIT DOWN INA HOT BATH UNTIL I DIE BUT I'M JUST TOO SCARED OF DEATH TO DO IT. I MIGHT JUST NEED THE BIG PUSH TO GET ME OVER THE LINE BECAUSE THIS IS A RIDICULOUS WASTE OF CARPET WITH ALL THE BLOOD I'M DRIPPING ON OT.
>>69637251
Honestly man, I have no problems with milk, I love me a good cup of tea. But I just want to know if this film is worth a view.
>>69635528
Are you supposed to impressed by this? Did Americans sit in the theater saying Ohhhh Ahhhh while this scene was playing? Like, he made a grilled cheese sandwich for fuck's sake!
Just because he makes a facial expression like he's building a fusion reactor doesn't mean making a sandwich is genius just because he rubs butter on it. Jesus. I could be a cook in America apparently.
>>69637410
he's just making a quick and easy healthy lunch for his son
>>69637410
People like watching food being prepared in artsy bullshit ways.
>>69635528
Holy shit I've been cooking them wrong
>>69637438
>healthy
Obvious bait.
yeah, the twitter shit is totally obnoxious but the rest of it is a solid 9/10
>>69637459
It's hard to do it like that with a pan since it sticks so much, his flat top oven makes it way faster and easier.
>>69635528
Americans eat cheese and bread? LOL SO STUPID! XD
>>69637410
>I could be a cook in America apparently.
not just a cook
but a chef
>>69635552
>>69635655
>>69633618
>>69632378
>>69631971
IM LIKE IM LIKE IM A MEME. YOU KNOW WHAT A MEME IS? IM A FUCKING MEME
Amazes me little that this board is 'pleb' in matters of food
/ck/ here
The cooking parts are good. The story is absolute shit, which makes sense as it's a thinly veiled vanity piece about how shitty he felt after making Iron Man 2 and having to deal with Marvel's meddling.
>>69637607
it "amazes me little" that /ck/ posters have a tenuous grasp on the english language
why is that whenever someone posts any food that isnt boiled chicken breast and water everyone goes HURR DURRR HOW CAN AMERICANS EAT TIS MUH CALORIES MUH FAT. where the fuck are you from? im european as it gets and i love me some rich, deeply satisfying comfort food.
>b-but fat!
here;s a hit, reduce portion size or only treat yourself every once in a while
>>69637607
Tell us, processed or not processed >>69635528
>>69637663
it's not processed
i have a masters degree in food
>>69637663
it's processed, I have a doctorate in processed foods
Essential comfycore heartwarming no-laugh comedy with bits of foodporn, whats not to love?
>>69637550
I'm German. I'm quite confident my knowledge of Bratwurst and Brötchen could make a decent living. When I see American cheaply processed sausages I throw up into my mouth a little. I could make them a hotdog that literally blows their mind.
>>69637658
But there's literally nothing wrong with what the ckfag said. Stop embarrassing us
>>69637729
>american sausages
>>69637661
>here;s a hit, reduce portion size or only treat yourself every once in a while
stay in europe
>>69637729
The hot dog isn't about the sausage, it's about the experience you fucking retard.
>>69637746
>waah
take your own advice cuck
>>69637769
the experience of getting cancer?
>>69637778
>la la la
Stupid retard
>>69630924
I would never eat in a food truck that has the pest as a chef.
>>69637750
Are those donut hamburgers?
>>69637769
What experience? Diarrhea?
>>69637722
>Jack
>>69637794
literally who are you quoting
>>69637802
>he's never had a donut buger
>>69637872
You never had real cheese.
>>69637661
you sound overweight af
>>69637901
i get 3 pounds of sliced cheese from walmart every week
and it's not wrapped in plastic, it has wax between the slices
>>69637994
>walmart
>>69637982
>shiny bread
JUST
>>69637994
How do you know where the wax starts and the slices begin?
>>69638063
a true patriot eats both
When did diabetes become an American tradition?
>>69635528
>those replies
could eurocucks get any more assmad? i'm sorry you have to hike 45 minutes through rain and wildlife and brown dangerous foreigners like a mission in skyrim to get pudding from a "petrol" station that is literally just wet cooked bread, isn't it bedtime for you guys anyway?
>>69638174
t. mad fatty boi
>>69638248
>american food
>crtl+f
>"ameri"
>+20 results
>127 posts
>about 50 posters
False flagging shitposter or one actually butthurt pajeet?
>>69638248
>this fat fuck never gonna teste something like goulash soup
>>69638360
>only amerifats use 4chan
Wow it's another ignorant amerifat everybody! Wave to him because he can't stand up and come to us!
mohammed is getting butthurt that he isn't allowed to have real people food KEK
What makes me mad is that they want to lower our food standards to theirs. This is unforgivable.
>>69638381
we'd wave to you but we can't see you through over our nice looking wall and climate controlled homes
>>69638248
>tfw even the simplest food in your country has far far better taste than american cuisine
>thread about food
>americans get uncontrollably butthurt
you'd think they'd be used to eating by now seeing how theyre all obese
>>69638414
american food standart: take something, slap some ham, butter, cheese, sugar on it and voila! american food.
>tfw cheap and fresh food is only a few minutes away by car
>tfw everyone around me speaks the same language and is generally amicable
>tfw i don't need to have an ak-47 with me to survive finding water
>tfw i'll never get to fuck barn animals
Why do americans have it so bad, bros?
>>69638484
It's not even that they take something. They create it in a laboratory like some Frankenstein freak experiment using more chemicals than it takes to make crystal meth.
>>69635528
>Yank food
>>69638436
at least we don't have toilet witches
>>69638565
>we don't have toilet witches
Yanks fuck off out the thread you fat mongs
>>69635528
>this is food porn in America
Really disappointing.
>>69638441
Are you wizard?
>Upper class Amerifat breakfast
>143 replies
>54 posters
>>/trash/
>this thread
>>69638861
i didn't know there was a meme for this
>>69638797
>people are engaging in conversation instead of posting once and fucking off
>>69630924
> I'm gonna go to Miami and sell Cuban sandwiches
Lel
