Why can't America into sci-fi?
They can. It's just cheaper to film in 3rd world countries.
>start watching farscape
>hear morrigans voiceactor
>dick hardens
>>69628054
where can i find a girl like claudia black?
>>69630204
Other than the annoying girl who has the power to scream really loud she's the worst girl in the show.
Because we prefer turning it into reality.
Step aside lads, best girl coming through.
>>69630301
[Citation needed]
>>69630257
Shut up jerk, she's wonderful.
>>69630301
44 years ago NASA was on the surface of the Moon. Today, NASA can't even get into outer space without the help of other countries or private companies....
>>69630320
I agree.
For all 10 seconds she was in that makeup I was diamonds. When she did the chiyana head tilt yelp thing, I almost came.
I never watched Farscape, how is it?
>>69629437
Actually sounds like reason enough.
>>69630742
Starts off rough, becomes amzing.
Like, really really fucking amazing.
Waifus as well.
>>69630877
Figured out the waifus part, but whatever does fucking amazing mean?
>>69630742
Far better that it has any right to be.
Expectation level = Xena, Hercules, SG: Sg1
Satisfaction level = Ds9, BsG, B5.
>>69630930
>Xena
>Hercules
>not satisfying
anon pls
>>69631137
DISAPPOINTED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
>>69630742
It's fantastic, my favorite show of all time
Season 1 can be hard to love for first-timers, but believe me it's worth it.
>>69630742
1. Lick boots []
2. Lick armpits []
>>69631235
Well that's trippy.
>>69631282
>trippy
you have no idea
>>69631370
That's kinda hot.
>It's a crossover episode
>>69630742
best show ever , i watch it probably every other year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFNZJe6PSM
>>69631390
It's pretty obvious the writers are into... certain fetishes
>>69628054
>>69631584
I like it already.
>>69631619
Dammit I'm a doctor, not a film historian!
>>69629437
Other way around for me. The only reason I even played Dragon Age for as long as I did was because she was in it. Same thing for Black Ops 3. I was watching my friend play the main game, and I recognized Ben Browder's voice, so I bought a copy. Wasn't worth my money, but I still enjoyed being not-Crichton.
>>69630742
It will leave you with a hole inside that nothing else will ever be able to fill.
>>69631698
Sexing Morrigan was definitely the main appeal of Dragon Age, although I still enjoyed the game considerably.
>>69631370
>that whole fucking episode
>>69631843
Yeah, never got why there were other romance options at all.
>>69629216
i believe you are referring to canada
>>69631846
I'm pretty sure Ben Browder wrote that one.
>>69631843
DAMMIT WOMAN CALM DOWN!
>>69631843
I don't know why, but I just couldn't into that game. I like fantasy games, and I like RPGs, but I just couldn't do that game. First time I played on Xbox, I got to about whenever you first met some golem for some dlc, but stopped playing there. Second time I tried on PC, and I only got so far as freeing the tall honor guy that was locked up in one of the earlier towns. That game just didn't click for me, and I always wanted it to because of Claudia Black.
I didn't even know there was a romance system in the game.
>>69631878
I knew exactly what I was referring to when I made that comment.
>>69631925
You could try force yourself to play through it so you can make a baby with her andput the soul of an elder god in its body
Farscape XXX Parody when?
>>69632035
Will Claudia still be in it?
>>69632042
I'm trying to think of who would be worthy of playing Aeryn, and I'm drawing a blank. Jessica Drake would have been great 10 years ago, too old now
I would have "fed" her my bone, if you know what I'm saying
>>69632149
None are worthy.
>>69632204
Francesca Buller was great, all of her characters were highly memorable.
>ywn do freslin with Raxil
jdimsa
>>69630320
Her trying to imitate Chiyana's mannerism made me blow it in my pants.
>>69631419
What in the everliving fuck?
>>69632336
Son of a hasbot.
>>69631584
This was one of the best episodes.
>>69632350
>John as pic related
What have I been doing with my life?
>>69632320
she did a great job
That three-parter was the peak of the series IMO
>tfw the movie they announced will never get made
>>69632320
>>69632417
>imitate Chiyana's mannerism
Dargo did it best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fD7Uah_QUY
>>69632417
>>69632432
What ever happened to the webseries about their son? They announced it years ago.
JUST
>>69632359
Agreed
Kaarvok is a brilliant character, a shame he only appears in one episode. I would have loved for him to be come a recurring villain
>>69632465
Not sure probably couldn't get funding or something. I think the movie was going to be about their son aswell.
>>69632490
I don't think you know what JUST means.
Who was the best character and why was it zhann?
>>69632464
that dude was hilarious
>dat poisonous breast-milk
>>69632490
Age spares no one, anon.
>>69632531
>>69632490
I'd fuck the shit outta that MILF. "JUST" my ass you faggot
>>69632533
I really enjoyed the TWEEST in that episode.
>>69632531
Best characters are Scorpy and Aeryn, this is fact
>>69632490
S T I L L W O U L D
She's still hot.
>Tarkin is going to be CG in Rogue One
>They aren't getting Scorpius again like in episode III
>>69632627
what do you expect from fucking Disney
>>69630204
israel
>Zahn was the warrior woman in Mad Max 2
>>69632721
No fuckin' way.
>>69632721
she was also John Rhys-Davies' mistress in the James Bond movie The Living Daylights, there's a scene where Timothy Dalton rips her clothes off to distract a Russian soldier
>>69632721
>>69632736
She was also a minor bond girl.
>mfw watching the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie
>I see Lani Tupu playing a mobster
>>69630909
You get attached to the characters and there some great episodes in terms of story and chemistry between the characters
>>69632417
>>69632464
>>69632554
>>69632531
Those episodes where she goes full offensive and levels up were so great. I was genuinely excited to see her powers evolve. It really disappointed me that she had to leave the show.
>>69631619
this had quite a bit of influence on Farscape, definitely the trippiest Trek
>>69632546
>>69632490
All I see is the receptacle of my lust.
>>69632490
I'm glad she didn't botox her forehead
>>69630204
The whorehouse.
>>69634874
How much for her to give me the aunt-on-nephew RP treatment?
>>69633884
Someone here on /tv/ did a damn good breakdown of how Farscape if essentially the anti-Trek. Dumping the morals and making it much darker
>>69635054
That sounds interesting, remember any of it?
>>69635168
Basically it was about how John, as the first person to encounter alien life, starts out trying to be like the humans in Star Trek, but is quickly disabused of any notions of magnanimity. He quickly becomes very cynical, has a somewhat wanton disregard for individual life despite preaching about saving the collective from the fate of wormhole weaponry, and has to deal with a lot of fucked up shit weighing on his conscience in a way that Star Trek never really portrays
>>69635415
So no utopias to be found in space?
>>69635488
All those that appear to be utopias eventually show some glaring flaw that makes them unbearable. Aliens are no better than humans, often just as bad, sometimes worse.
>>69630493
>or private companies....
Which are all American as are all basically ex-NASA employees.
>>69630930
seasons 1-6 of SG1 are better than all of BsG and season 1-3 of Ds9 though.
>>69635600
Sounds bleak. I thought this was a fun show.
>>69628054
American sci-fi, that is to say stuff that's actually written and directed by american born individuals, ever since the 60s, is just not interesting. It's cool and slick and has this constant air of banality to it.
Man, I was just thinking about Fardcape yesterday. The thme music was fucking god tier.
YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAA
If the show was so good why did it get cancelled?
>>69636940
>Fardcape
fard my life
>>69630930
Do you realise that SG1 is better than every other show you just mentioned, right?
>>69636956
Because fun is not allowed.
>>69630742
You'll fall in love with Scorpius but will feel sad because you'll never see a villain of that caliber ever again
>>69630742
The first half of season 1 is a little hard to get through with a few good episodes spread out here and there. After a while, it becomes pure fucking gold.
>>69630930
>BsG
you're such a pleb
>humanity near extinct
>not enlist everybody in sake of surviving, let there be 10+ news channels and shit.
>yeah why would you, if Mary Sue is onewoman army, best pilot, best sniper, best fighter, best mechanic, and the messiah
>>69632490
Looks like somebody doesn't know how to use the JUST meme.
>>69631370
0:03
0:12
Hnnngggh
>the scarran rape ship episode
>>69635998
Just because the universe is bleak, doesn't meant the Moya crew ain't fun
>>69630493
Private companies run by ex-nasa folk.
US been pushing for the privatization of flight for years, the ULA has been around for over a decade, let alone the likes of SpaceX.
Also, NASA could put people on the moon in 4 years without issue, just need the funding and want to do so.
>>69640266
Didn't he just get his crotch whipped by the little frog-dude in some dream or something right before this?
>>69640326
Only Germans can into SF kino tbph
>>69640345
I ...think so..been a while.
Farscape has been (rightly) described as one american going though a wormhole into the Aussie BSDM scene.
>actually downloaded all of farscape and plan to webm it a lot.
>>69640326
>>69640361
What's happening here?
>>69640436
>and plan to webm it a lot
You do that. I need to go download it too.
Is this bait?
>Star Trek
>Dune
>Battlestar Galactica
>X-Files
>Twilight Zone
>The Outher Limits
Will europoors ever admit the US does something better than they do?
>>69640461
They were all awoken from sexy dreams.
>>69640512
Wild, angry sex coming right up?
>>69633271
>Do you understand these rights as I have read them too you?
>No ...
>WELL I CAN'T ARREST YOU THEN!
kek
>>69640554
>forgetting Stargate
>>69640616
Didnt even post the right one.
From that show the main guy thought Claudia black was a man.
>Claudia Black is probably too old and too irrelevant to ever appear nude in anything
JDIMS already
>>69640750
There is always hope anon.
>>69630301
Damn son
>>69630493
Forgot about the part with infinite moneyz
>>69640750
At least she still does voicework for Bioware. Muh Morrigan and whichever admiral she was in Mass Effect.
>ywn get Claudia Black to put on a latex body suit and a gasmask to roleplay sci-fi sex with you
>>69640697
canadian
>>69640806
>>ywn get Claudia Black to put on a latex body suit and a gasmask to roleplay sci-fi sex with you
Jesus christ I'm actually starting to sweat.
>>69640879
Admiral Xen wants you!
>>69640971
>>69640971
might have to play Dragon age at this point.
>>69640983
Can't do a ton today, but at least I know that even basic settings look good for webming it.
>>69641069
Play Origins and get the Witch Hunt DLC for that sweet, well earned happy ending.
Last of the assorted Claudia Black webms.
>>69641211
I wish I could just fall asleep to her ASRM.
>>69641268
ASMR*
>>69641197
>>69641197
Noted
>>69641309
Since you're new at it, I might as well let you know you should skip 2 and go from Origins to Inquisition. And use Dragon Age Keep to set the state of the world as you please.
>>69641197
>>69641197
I assume the ultimate edition has the Witch Hunt DLC?
I never saw the appeal of Aeryn, too masculine I think.
Chiana is perfect though.
>>69641361
It should, yeah.
>>69641361
>>69641361
I see that it does, added to my steam wishlist, going to see if it ends up on the steam summer sale.
>>69641390
Chiana a slut. A slut!
>>69641405
You're in for a ride that was way more fun when it came out but is kinda dated now. I'm sure you'll be able to enjoy it though. Morrigan should be tied to a flagpole and tickled.
>>69641443
I don't mind dated graphics. I still play Fallout 1 and 2 ...
>>69641616
Well you have fun then. It's a story that's chock full of cliches and doesn't pretend otherwise. Tim Curry's in it too.
>>69641651
sounds fun
>>69642012
>Oghren drinking his own piss
>Morrigan finding a half-eaten rabbit in her underwear because the dog wanted to give her a present
>Sten taking the cookies from a fat kid
>Alistair asking if you've ever "licked a lamp-post in the winter"
>all that shit that happens in the brothel
Oh it's fun. Better stop talking about it though.
