Come on, Person of Interest is on! Get in here, three other people!
The Nancy Drew Thread tricked me
also the episode aired in Canada already so it is going to be a low turnout
Four other people, OP
It's the fourth episode. How many left?
>>69622761
>episode aired in Canada already
oh so that's why cbs doesn't give a fuck
>posting muh webms.
Last season was weak. season 3 was great. I'd love to shitpost my night away but i got a test tomorrow and i barely know anything
>hot...i mean, heavy spoilers.
>>69622867
reminder they are both married to men and have multiple children with said men
>>69622851
I've already seen the sex scene gifs. Of course, that was the only scene they gifs tonight.
>tfw a surgery episode
>>69622929
Good for them, i guess?
>>69622929
Like that has stop 4chan from fapping before.
Fuck Shaw find someone else to do that shit.
>>69623014
I think that is now the plan since Samaritan seems to have Clockworked her
>>69622761
>Someone's finally making threads again
Thanks, guy.You late motherfucker.
"Batter up?"
Seriously, writers? Shaw would never say that. She would just attack.
>Machine knew it was Shaw but didn't tell the team
still a dick I see
>>69623101
she's had literally brain surgery, she isn't gonna be right in the head until next week, maybe by tomorrow
>>69623115
You would think she'd tell Root, but I guess they still aren't talking.
>>69623012
It will be the next step for the losers on this site to demand irl chaste waifus like the japanese idol fans.
what the fuck is going on
t they are airing episode 6 "6,741", tonight
instead of episode 4 "shotseeker" tomorrow
fucking death spiraling this show hard
Is this show on like twice a week now or something?
>>69623198
Shup up and keep watching, it makes all the sense in the world.
>>69623213
Yes, and they're airing 3 episodes next week.
>>69623198
>>69623213
it's going fuck all cuz it's the last and cut short season
>>69623270
>3 episodes next week
Goddamn you, CBS. Why do you have to treat the best show on the network so poorly?
>>69623355
No more money to be made off it now, time to pack up and move on, air time is money time
>>69623355
Do they expect us to watch no other shows?
>>69623391
Yep. They already have a summer schedule to do.
>suddenly lesbian sex
Ok then.
You know, CBS turned into a softcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Holy shit, this scene is awkward as hell. Two straight girls doing a gay scene they clearly don't want to do.
Thanks for killing that boner, ladies.
>Lesbian pandering to boost ratings they'll never get
>"That didn't suck"
>"Oh, there was plenty of sucking"
>>69623263
fuck that
>>69623288
>>69623270
bulllllllshit
i think its the only show not owned by a cbs production company/studio
>>69623503
Yeah, one of the most horrible lesbian scenes ever.
And I'm counting actual bad porn.
This is all a simulation, isn't it?
So it's a given she never actually escaped at all, right?
>>69623574
seems likely
or she's still wearing the visor thingy mabob
>>69623503
You do know that Sarah Shahi has done lots of lesbian scenes right?
Like every other thing she does involves lesbian sex...i wish i was her...
>>69623503
Sarah Shahi has played a lesbian on a fairly explicit show before, so it's probably not her first time doing a scene like that.
>>69623610
Doesn't mean she's doing it well.
>>69623655
Fair enough.
So not a simulation, but she had been mind broken pretty good
Its hilarious how much /pol/ cucked this board, now we have alt-right faggots crying they are forced to watch hot women having sex with eachother.
Faggots.
>>69623700
We aren't complaining about hot lesbian sex, we are complaining about badly done lesbian sex.
>>69623700
I am slightly irritated neither of them got eaten out or finger blasted, but then again this is CBS
>>69623775
>Implied fingerblasting
WHOA THERE. You think this is Showtime or something?
oh wow they actually found Greer....yea this is a simulation, no way in hell would Greer risk letting them let so close by accident
Does this season feel like fanfic to anyone else?
>>69623894
Not until this episode, no.
>>69623918
>>69623894
Which is why it is probably a sim. The AIs love some bad fanfic, and The Machine is a Shipper.
>>69623700
Bad sex scenes reminds you that the actors are just doing it for the paycheck. That's not sexy. It kills the fantasy.
>>69623918
This episode feels like a different fanfic than the other episodes.
>we need computers for the machine!
>hey look at all these old PS3s we found!
>>69623983
>Implying theres 'good' sex scenes in tv shows or movies.
Nigger get fucking laid once in a while.
>>69624015
Hey, come on. That was pretty hilarious, and fun in a "viewers won't bother questioning this" kind of way. Now, if it were a truckload of PS4s...
If this is a simulation. How many times has Shaw been through this? How many times has she slept with Root? Has she slept with John? Reese? Bear?
About damn time.
(Assuming he's actually dead and this isn't Shaw's torture-dream or something.)
Oh, yeah. Fake. Meh.
This show sailed over the shark the moment they killed Elias.
It's got to be a simulation where's Fusco?
>>69624190
oh god this, so obvious, they still don't know he's an asset so he isn't in the sim
>>69624190
Getting shit done.
>>69624015
This is the show that had a captain crunch whistle in a flashback, without naming it or making a big deal about it or even really showing it, now it sounds like the technobable was written by my mom.
>mfw its hilarious reading the comments here after watching the episode yesterday.
inb4 the twist is Shaw has broken and is the final episode villain, they aired this episode out of order, the twist was suppose to happen first and this is how it happened
>>69624223
I know. It's really depressing how much of a hit the writing has taken. But at least it's still enjoyable. Just sucks it had to go out this way.
>>69624214
Whoa. Thanks for making me realize that. I would have never got that.
>no other way than to plug it in to a networked system
Bullshit
>yfw the commercials just spoiled the incredibly obvious twist
Yeah, this is a sim.
>>69624223
Yeah, better this show go now while it's still on an up note. It's already starting to show the holes.
>CBS airs an episode ad where john is captured, alive
>Shaw shoots John in center mass minutes later
>"John is dead"
>>69624316
It was better when it was Batman without the costumes with some sci-fi elements. When it went to only sci-fi and dropped the mafia and dirty cop parts, that's when the show started to fall apart.
Inception?
there has to be more efficient ways of breaking people then drug induced boredom
INSERT INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS REVEAL HERE.
>"Sir, she shot herself again".
>That sudden title drop
Damn. It was so, SO obvious, but it still hurts.
>>69624460
You're nuts. Going full-on sci-fi elevated this show to a whole new level. It's just a shame that's when CBS started fucking with it.
>Shaw is in digital hell
>Its a simulation... again.
>>69624460
I disagree, I really love the sci-fi aspects and the more serialized plot. That being said, it's about run its course. I'm sad to see it go, but it had a legitimately good run and this is a good time to end it.
>>69624577
In the beginning I would agree with you. But now, they are just spinning their wheels. This is getting boring.
>>69624460
Please crime procedurals are a dime a dozen, Samaritan made this show worthwhile
>>69624619
I agree with you there. There is only such they can do going this way. It can never go back to a POI case a week like in the first two seasons.
>>69624638
This. The sci-fi elements turned what could have been a CSI/NCIS/etc. clone with a lazy "magic computer" plot device into a unique, smart, fun show.
>>69624635
I kind of agree. I'm just saying, it's obvious the behind-the-scenes shenanigans hurt the show just as it was entering it's prime.
Actually, in a way you're right. The moment the writers tried to step out of the box of a standard procedural, that's when it's number came up.
>>69624991
>The moment the writers tried to step out of the box of a standard procedural, that's when it's number came up.
Exactly. CBS wanted a by-the-book procedural, but the writers had other ideas. So it got no promotion from the network (and still had pretty good ratings anyway, which is why they tolerated it for a couple more seasons). I'm fine with how it worked out, though. I'd rather have four and a half seasons of excellent television than nine seasons and two spinoffs (PoI: Des Moines!) of another dull procedural.
>People want POI to be nothing but terrorists, dirty cops and dimestore criminals again
>Default police procedural shit
if you legitimately think then fuck you very much
>>69625273
Yes, Elias and the dirty cops were the best part because they had personalities and interesting motives. Samaritan is just another boring villain. The only twist is that he is a machine. It was interesting twist two seasons ago but now? Meh.
>>69625459
>Samaritan
>he
>>69625273
People are weird mang, people are weird...in this place in particular...
>>69625814
Samaritan is obviously aXir.
>tfw Shaw's waifu autism made her impervious to Samaritan control for6741times and counting.
/cel/ when?
It could save our lives.
>>69625273
No fuck you, that was more interesting than this "we never accomplish anything because keikaku" bullshit. At least that had more stories than one strung out piece of shit.
>>69626265
Nigga, why the fuck are you bitching about this knowing theres a million of run of the mill procedurals going on right now?
>>69626381
Yeah, seriously, go watch NCIS: Elevator Inspectors Unit if that's the kind of show you're looking for.
wew lads, glad to see sarah shahi still looks fine as fuck. even if this season is shit i can still beat off to my shaw femdom fantasies
>>69624015
but they did the PS3 thing in real life too
>>69626265
Then go watch Criminal Minds instead and leave this thread you faggot.
>>69626265
I bet there's a local channel in your area that has reruns of The Mentalist you can watch, as to spare us from your cancerous presence and awful taste.
So Greer and friends stood there and watched the lesbian sex 6000 times?
Where do I sign up for Sammy.
Root is a qt
>>69627176
Greer's gotta get his rocks off somehow because we know Samaritan isn't putting out.
>>69627176
Samaritan did.nothing.wrong
>>69624107
the reason why PS3s were used was cause the OS changed in PS4, closed-OSes in PS4
>>69627630
The linux partition was removed from PS3s years ago. Linux was only a part of the PS2 and PS3 because it allowed Sony to pay less import taxes because it could be classed as a computer.
I'm guessing they took it out when an exploit was found or a law was changed or something.
>>69622867
this was so much cringe fanservice
>>69627851
spotted the n44b (noob)
you can run linux on almost every machine
"It was all a simulation" fucking copout bullshit, pissed me off so much. Also was Root and Shaw always so lesbian-leaning? I know Shaw seemed to like Root for some reason, and Root's old background story she had that friend from childhood that was a big motive for what she does, but the lesbian scene just seemed forced.
Underwhelming episode. But in general I've felt this show has been going downhill since Collier turned out to just be a secret Decima tool and got killed off, he was an interesting antagonist (respectable motives and sympathetic but still somewhat unlikeable).
>>69622929
>Breaking news: actors get paid to play pretend!
>>69629213
makes you wonder how Samertian knew they were lesbo's
>>69629213
>>Breaking news: actors get paid to play pretend!
says the cuck
>>69629251
Shaw was doing most of the work, did you people really didn't get this?
That was Root was the center of the simulation and why it was what Shaw always went to avoid Samaritan simulation and why she always choose to kill herself.
We pretty much got full cyberpunk in this ep, this was an AI indoctrinating a human with cybermagic programs and failing.
>>69629424
So >>69623966 was right. Samaritan really is a shipper, at least as a means to an end.
Still, I can see why people wouldn't get it at first. Shaw and Root's "relationship" has always been pretty one-sided until she got captured, so to see her entertain romantic thoughts of any kind, even forced onto her, is rather offputting.
>>69629783
As i understood it, Samaritan didn't force anything but the scenario, the only thing it wants is the location of the machine, the rest was Shaw trying not to tell it were it was.
The episode actually serves as a way to see inside Shaw's head about her feelings for the group and about Root, we knew what Root feels for her because the show has showed this, now we know what Shaw feels in her own way.
That was great writing, people were expecting pretty much what happened in the simulation to be for real without taking into account that it would feel rushed because Shaw is pretty much autistic.
Also it wasn't really one-sided, they pretty much throwed a perfect guy for Shaw and she turned him down for Root and several other instances were Root was the central factor for Shaw, sometimes this show is way too subtle, which its actually refreshing.
>>69630063
>her feelings
>respects the dog more than John
Wow, what a bitch
