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Hollywood Remake Roulette


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Post a movie older than 10 years,

It's now being remade with:

1. Black male lead
2. Transgender love interest
3. JJ Abrams directing
4. Jennifer Lawrence as main character
5. Adam Sandler Comedy
6. All female cast
7. Cuckold sex scene with MC as cuck
8. DUDE WEED LMAO comedy
9. Strong brown female MC
0. Kevin Hart Comedy

Dubs: Marvel Quips
Trips: Cinematic Universe
Quads: All straight white Male cast
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Die Hard
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>>69611250
the matrix
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saving private ryan
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A Hard Days Night
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Excalibur
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>>69611250
Fight Club
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>>69611250
Groundhog day
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The professional
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Commando
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>>69611449
Would both Tyler and the narrator be brown?
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Pulp fiction
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>>69611250
Dr Strangelove
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Alien
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Deep Blue Sea
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>>69611697
so nothing changes
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>>69611250
2001
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>>69611375
>Adam Sandler The Matrix

oh noooo
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Big Trouble in Little China
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Problem Child 2
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>>69611250
Wayne's World
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>>69612786
fuckin sexy would fap/10
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>>69612786
Sounds fucking awful
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>>69613663
Please god no.
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>>69611250
Lord of The Rings
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>>69611250
Alien
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>>69611681
>that girl with the glasses
Those are some big ol' tittays
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>>69611250
Roots
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>>69611250
Spirit Away
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>>69614117
>7. Cuckold sex scene with MC as cuck

not sure how that would work.
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>>69611250
Speed
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>>69613663
I can actually see this happening.

They've given that slimey Jew cuck all the sci-fi big names. He'd ruin starship troopers with his mediocrity.
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>>69614162
Selective breeding or MASSA'D
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forrest gump
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>>69611250
Back to the future
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>>69611250
The lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring

the
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>>69614402
already transgender love interest between Legolas and Gimli, Frodo and Sam, Gandalf and Frodo, Merry and pippin
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Miller's Crossing
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Terminator
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To Kill a Mockingbird
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Bridge over river kwai
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>>69614508
Improved greatly.
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Se7en
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Happy Gilmore
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>>69611250
Lawrence of Arabia
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They shoot horses, don't they?
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>>69611516
>female commando
>delicious white&blasian lesbo couple
>Sally, remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Just have to have the right women...


Now Dirty Harry reboot
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>>69614467
So the terminator fucks Sarah Connor while Reese watches?
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>>69611250
2001 A Space Odyssey
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What movies even have a Transgendered love interest?
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>>69614629
> >>69614402
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GoodFellas
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Robocop
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>>69611250
Kill Bill
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Great gatsby
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Pulp Fiction
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Indiana Jones
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>>69614760
>short round is now the main character

Bold twist
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Citizen Kane
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