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>The Angry Birds Movie is both the equivalent of a screaming five-year-old and a regressive piece of American propaganda. Out of all the films I’ve seen this year, this is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it. But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks
What? Do the pigs crash into buildings?
>>69597161
WUZ
You better go see it faggots. I need my neetbux
>>69597155
No, the birds are suicide bombers
>>69596990
>They didn't change it.
I'll gladly pay to watch The Bird of a Nation.
No more than a few hours ago there was a major riot involving dozens of illegal immigrants in northern Germany. They were fighting over a stolen radio. A child was nearly killed.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind - Captain Price
>>69596990
>Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
It's more an allegory of the Middle Eastern and North African invasion of Europe.
>>69597296
We'll invent bionic eyes in that case.
>>69596990
Liberal's are so funny! Let's laugh at their stupity.
>>69596990
>Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
Is leftism a mental disease?
>>69597390
I'll make a bunch of posts on /tv/, that will teach those rapefugees to leave
The cartoon we need right now
This is the first kids movie I had to drag my son out of. I am raising him based on the Islamic values of his father, and I could clearly see him being upset over his people being represented as green pigs
>>69597449
This is actually amazing. I never would have thought the Angry Birds movie of all things would have this stuff.
>>69597555
Your son is a green pig.
>>69597449
>Lifts index finger like most islamists do
>>69596990
It sounds like The Fable of the Ducks and the Hens, which was even written by the founder of the American Nazi Party.
>>69597862
Its to show the devotion to the tawheed of Allah
>>69597862
>Takbir
Were going to slaughter everyone
>>69597862
https://www.google.com/search?q=islam+finger&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig88_n8N7MAhXLNz4KHfVLCRMQ_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=947
WE NEED TO BOOST RATINGS AND REVIEWS FOR THIS
>>69598099
If this is successful you know it will open the gates of mobilekino right?
>>69598221
>I'm waitng for the Bloons Tower Defense movie so that Cross Platform Tower Defense Kino has its own niche culture
>>69597194
NOT
>>69598372
SHIT
>>69598436
PUNANI
>>69597449
holy shit
>>69597296
who's captain price?
>>69598572
every call of duty game
although he's referring to the modern warfare one
>>69596990
Absolutely based.
>>69598488
STYLE
>>69597296
That's nonsense. The last guy would have at least 1 eye left. How the fuck is a blind faggot going to take the vision of the last eyebearer?
>>69598799
Looks like I'll have to see that movie then.
>>69597449
and the movie ends with the rabbit getting raped by filthy pigs
Wow it's like they want people to see this
People will see it even more because they're making it controversial
>>69597449
This is fucking nice
>>69599307
Children's movies are for fags though.
>>69597449
>desire to know more intensifies
>>69598799
>We shouldn't make any movies at all
Jesus Christ
>>69599475
Nah bro, you've gotta be really mature to still appreciate children's films. What's the problem, not man enough to admit you like Frozen?? lol xD. Anyways, g2g watch the new captain America, comic book movies for the win!1!
/pol/fags need to leave this board and go back to their containment cuck sheds
>>69599599
"she" knows the movie is called ANGRY birds right?
>>69597390
Is John Boyega even a modern human
He looks more and more like some other kind of prehistoric hominid every time I see him
>>69596990
Why don't you just link to the actual website?
>>69599788
Because you don't link to clickbait sites.
>>69599599
>men shouldn't make movies
Who said women couldn't be funny?
>>69599730
>he thinks he isnt the cuck
Heh
>>69599826
Why does it matter
>>69599883
Why do you want to give shitty clickbait sites more money?
>>69596990
>Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
And how is it bad? Is it bad to prevent terrorist attacks?
>>69599912
Why not? The more wealth there is in this world, the better.
>>69599882
>he thinks not letting in the poor, the tired, the huddled masses into his countries makes him uncucked
America was made great through immigration but now its deciding to pass its torch back to Europe. In other words they cower from doing an act of good because there is a slight chance of something bad happening. In other words cowards. In other words cucks.
>>69599986
Shut up child.
@69599986
Don't even deserve a (Y*u).
>>69599986
>America was made great through immigration
no it wasnt
>>69600008
Not an argument.
>>69599233
Is this real? Man Now I'll take my entire family to watch that movie.
My islamic values prohibit watching pigs.
>>69596990
If it weren't anti-immigration it would be impossible to sell to the middle class of yurope or murica.
>>69597449
>>69596990
i thought it was a migrant-petting movie
>>69599730
>opinions I don't like are /pol/
>>69600072
Except it was. Case in point your favorite boi Trump himself only exists because his grandfather came to America as an immigrant.
That's also ignoring the contributions of British, Australian, Chinese, Irish and African immigrants as well as many more who came here throughout the history of the U.S
>>69600073
Three quarters at least of the migrants are adult males, plenty coming for purely economic reasons. They're not refugees, they are leeches. Got nothing against granting asylum to women, children and the elderly. The rest, however, should fuck off.
>>69600072
>no it wasnt
I love how America was full of Germans, Britcucks and Irish since XIV century.... oh wait there were only Apaches and Mexicans
>>69599986
America was made great through immigration of white European christian peoples. Before world war 2 america was 90% white. After the 1965 immigration act shitskins from the world over were allowed to come into america. This was not the plan for America, but some adage of modern plebeian democracy led by a Jew named Cellar. The Jews are also in control of Europe and America is not trying to pass any torch and parts of its government are just as angry as Europe about the immigration.
>>69600219
>cries sexism when an SJW so much as stares at a man wrong on twitter
>is okay with giving a big fuck you to refugees that happen to be adult males
/pol/ everybody
>>69599986
You know the Roman Empire was destroyed because of mass immigration right? It happened before, it will happen again because of people like you
>>69600299
This, the right thing is to give a big fuck you to all "refugees" independently of their sex.
>>69600292
There it is! There it is!
le ebin joos are ebil maymay!
Thanks now I can ignore you
>>69600204
>chinese
hur dur we built de rairrooad! derfore we own it!
>African
lmfao
>>69600288
that was conquest of a savage people. Immigration as we are referring to it is third world retards trying to merge their communities into a massive legal apparatus with roads culture and public school systems
>>69599986
European immigration. Not all cultures are equal.
Look at how immigration worked out for native americans, why would we want that fate?
>>69600072
it was literally made through immigration
>>69600324
And the world was made better for it.
We had a Renaissance. We no longer host fights to the death. We no longer wage long violent physical wars spanning entire continents.
>>69600219
So families should be broken up because of cherry picking and stereotyping? Doesn't sound very rational to me.
>>69600352
There it is! There it is!
I don't want to think for myself and am a racially unconscious pile of mush which my ancestors would cry ashamedly over!
>>69600299
"if you don't like feminism, you should love foreign men raping your women and diluting your race and culture"
Holy shit you are retarded
>>69599986
>conflating British and Dutch settlers with immigrants
The american colonies were even skeptical of German immigration back then you massive cuck
>>69600299
>legitimately would accept a "man" that flees war leaving everyone else behind.
Definitely what any country needs. Looks like europe could use some more terrorism.
>mexicans hopping the border and niggers/dune coons from various lands leeching off social benefits is the same as hard workers coming to America to build a better life for themselves
Trump has literally 0 problem with legal immigrants who want to come here and be productive americans
>>69600386
I thought it was made though slavery of blacks who decent from African kings.
>>69600403
The renaissance was nothing more but the re-birth (that is what renaissance means in french) of classical culture and morals
>>69600403
>It's good that we lost it all because we got it again!! xD!!! Who needs plumbing, viaducs and bathrooms anyway xDDDD
I hate liberals so fucking much
>>69600407
>So families should be broken up
Mothers and children are safe while the men are fighting to free their country. Doesn't get more rational than that, cuck.
>>69600407
Exactly, keep them all out.
This way their families can remain united.
>>69600204
>>69600288
>>69600386
None of that means America was made great through immigration though.
>>69600448
oh yes. and shiat
>>69600407
>>69600407
actual men are selling their wives and families off to leave the middle east and go to europe
70% of refugees are adult men, most abandoned their familes
>>69597259
>The Bird of a Nation.
>>69596990
>LITERALLY IN THE LITERALLY CURRENT LITERAL YEAR!!!!!
>>69600403
I know this is bait but you do realize the darkness that enveloped Europe after the Roman Empire collapsed nearly destroyed Western civilization right?
>>69600403
>We no longer host fights to the death
i dont see why this is considered good. as long as the participants are voluntary theres no reason to stop gladiatorial games
>>69600363
>that was conquest of a savage people. Immigration as we are referring to it is third world retards trying to merge their communities into a massive legal apparatus with roads culture and public school systems
You can't be this retarded
>>69600369
>Look at how immigration worked out for native americans
It worked different for each country, IMO American natives were the one that suffered the most, their whole culture and themselves were almost eradicated. Most other countries had a mixed race of Spaniard/Natives or Portuguese/Natives. Except for a few wars in Central Mexico, most of Latin America conquest was peacefully to some extent.
>>69600403
Topkek m8. The world experienced a thousand year dark age before things got better. Is that really what you want? To see humanity regress and stagnate another thousand years before there is anymore progression?
>>69600448
>I thought it was made though slavery of blacks who decent from African kings.
Still counts as inmigration
TIL Today: /pol/fags are easier to troll than tumblrinas
So fun too
>inb4 pretending to be retarded maymay
I love pretending to be retarded, it doesn't work on me~~~
>>69600299
Maybe if it comes from woman of color, you'll listen: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TvlWPN4Wf5Y
>>69600584
>u are stupad
>>69600535
source?
>>69600000
>>69600403
Also Latin Christians abolished the gladiator games
>>69599986
>an act of good
>letting the muzzies storm in and rape your Frauen
Fuck the literal fuck OFF Hans you massive turbocuck.
>>69596990
>this movie is anti-immigration propaganda, you can tell by the birds feathers. Agendas should not be pushed, this is an outrage!
>There's nothing strange about this movie with the gay couple getting into hijinks with their next door neighbor, a blonde blue eyed woman and a black man. Nope, no sir; just typical turn your brain off fun.
>>69600506
>None of that means America was made great through immigration though.
IF FUCKING EUROPEANS DIDN'T MIGRATE TO AMERICA, THERE WOULDN'T BE A UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AT ALL.
>>69599764
negroids are a subspecies
>>69600386
the first say said MADE GREAT, which implies immigrants moving in is what made us so "great", even though all the immigrants moving in is whats making the eu as a whole, worse. and america was made by colonization, not immigration. people were paid (there were no dindu pilgrims running away you idiot) to establish colonies in the north and south. and after years of death and sickness, it finally worked, and the country has been split in two when it comes to culture and politics and such ever since then
>>69600535
>actual men are selling their wives and families off
I'm mildly interested in this
>>69600692
>yurocucks get mad at the result of centuries of their own unchecked inbreeding and mixing with Amerindians, Negroes and the Oriental
>>69600692
im not sure you know how to read
>>69600726
>>69600649
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/04/migrant-rape-problem-horror-tale-woman-pimped-husband-pay-people-smugglers-bills/
just google muslim sells wife, there are many stories of it
And if you are a real deviant google about the 4 year old austrian girl raped because her mother let a refugee watch her, or the 10 year old swede
>>69600407
Yes. Men leaving the women and children behind to fend for themselves is so more rational.
Fucking moron.
>>69600692
You really don't get it do you? You are obviously not American. America achieved greatness DESPITE being immigrants, not because of it.
Greatness was achieved because the immigrants wanted to be American above all else.
>>69600747
I'm not Yuropean, I'm latino, dude
>>69600649
Not him but it's true. Like 72%, it's insane. He'll sauce you I'm sure but I can vouch
>>69600778
>breitbart
yeah i thought so
>>69600797
Me neither. I'm Vietnamese by birth but was raised in Jersey. It's nice here.
>>69599912
I don't really care lol
>>69600788
You don't get it man. The men go first to see if Europe is safer than their pile of Islamic rubbles. These days, you can never be too careful.
>>69600814
>it's not news since it actually reports immigrant and black crimes
European Immigrants who anglicized their names, learned English, are assimilated into Anglo-American culture and work their asses off to survive in the sink or swim environment that was late 19th/early 20th century America =/= Muslims and Africans with a chips on their shoulders who have no interests in assimilating (Quite the opposite), cause crime and lower property value and want gib me dats
>>69600867
>>69600814
>>69600811
>>69600649
>>69600535
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/01/europe-refugees-migrant-crisis-men-213500
Leftist source and everything
>>69600850
Are they chinese sending 3 million scouts before the main force?
>conservative """""""""""""film"""""""""""""""
>>69600850
my wife's son said the EXACT same thing and i have to agree!
>>69600867
thats racist dont say what reality is racist prick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69600292
I like to use the phrase "people whose values were compatible with western civilization". It's a handy euphemism these days when saying the truth gets you shoved out of the conversation.
Besides, there were always a few educated, enlightened colored folk who managed to escape the shackles of their culture and adapt and make something of themselves.
Armond review when?
>>69600956
Nah, conservatives these days are pro immigration.
Anti-immigration is reactionary or alt-right.
>>69600671
So much this.
>>69601018
Trumps success seems to say no.
Unless most of the GOP base is alt right
>>69598792
That leads to another aphorism: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." Eye for an eye is the process used to bring about the next king, kind of like the sword in the stone.
>>69601018
There is a fundamental difference between 99% of conservatives and delusional Libertarian laissez faire capitalist cucks
>>69601032
I know, right? Like oh my gawd...
What is a cuck?
>>69597449
But Hitler was good friends with the Arabs
>>69600976
I don't care, I will not use euphemisms and those "enlightened" colored people (aka blacks and others who we judge to be good based on their ability to imbibe and replicate our superior culture) would be completely ape-ized if they were taken out of a room of all whites and placed in a town of all blacks
>>69601138
Anyone who doesn't think non-whites are subhumans who need to be removed/destroyed.
>>69601138
Originally it was meant to be the spouse of an adulterous partner.
Later it became associated with interracial extramarital relations.
Today it's anything or anyone you don't like.
>>69601170
God, why do you have to make my side look so idiotic? Dumb fucking stormtrooper.
>>69600153
Why can't I have this job?
>>69601170
>tfw the black dude on your hockey team literally changed his fucking voice and mannerisms when he was around 2 or more blacks
>>69601063
trumps success is due to people from any political stance wanting some actual fucking change. everyone since obama has been promising the same old shit, or worse. and our country is already falling down. and here comes trump, talking shit about all these radically different things. its kind of like how deadpool got successful. a lot more people than you would think were tired of pg 13 shit and no one taking risks and jumped at the chance for something different
>>69601063
Trump had an extremely difficult time getting to where he is now in the GOP because the neoconservatives and other cuckservatives like to power their factories with cheap brown people at the expense of their neighborhood and culture. The voters don't care about this however and want their kids to stop getting killed by gangs
>>69601148
that was before the arabs went full retard. Anyways, he would never wanted them in his germany mating with his women
>>69601234
>implying you don't do the exact same thing when you're talking with your family/coworkers/boss than when you're talking with your friends
>>69601148
Hitler was good friends with a lot of non-whites, particularly Arabs and Japanese, and had non-whites from around the globe voluntarily serving in the SS
But don't let that ruin a good narrative
>>69601182
>>69601196
Am I a cuck?
>>69601234
It's called code switching. See, a different culture developed among blacks post-slavery and pre-integration and they feel self conscious "acting black" around their white friends.
>>69601296
no anon, your a good person and a friend to all
>>69601275
>implying I have friends
>>69601296
Nah you're just a faggot stuck in 2011
Get with the times gramps, cuck is the all the rave now
>>69601209
>waah why wont you comply to the Anglo world market
Get a fucking grip, you're going to lose your homeland in thirty years and all you care about is not offending people and being "smart." You are an absolute pussy
>>69601234
jej
>blacks playing hockey
That's just how humans are, can't blame them for it but that doesnt mean i should have to live around them
>>69601215
cause you're so fat you'd stretch the costume.
>>69601348
What I care about is using common sense, thinking for myself, and not viewing the world through the tiny ignorant collection of generalizations I picked up on /pol/. Guess what, just because you have a big echo chamber of retards all parroting the same memes doesn't make them true. Try exposing yourself to more of the world and learning to think critically about it.
Probably when critics are confused about this film, Nostalgia Critic might sum it up perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZfREexlcT0
most of the reviews don't actually take issue with any perceived social messages
here are the rest of the ones that do though:
http://archive.is/puWXH
http://archive.is/Fn4gg
http://archive.is/V4Erm
>>69597449
Damn it, I guess I'll have to watch the angry birds movie.
>>69599764
John Boyega is a fucking treasure with a pure soul do not bully him
>>69601321
>>69601343
Thank you friends
>>69601396
Not even him but
>think critically about it
Oh I can think all day about why when I open the Star Tribune I only see black and immigrant crimes and why people tell me I shouldn't go to north Minneapolis. Fucking Minneapolis. Not Detroit, Minneapolis.
Seems you're the one not critically thinking if you can't see such an 'oddity' of white flight
>>69598799
>meninist
Oh what the fuck does this even mean for fucks sake.
The internet was a mistake
>>69601396
common sense says not to disregard opinions based on your own bias. what if this guy formed his opinions though actual life experience? and not that guy, but niggers DO in fact ruin everything. just look at the statistics. even if you live in eden and have everything good in your life, you would hold a negative opinion on blacks and muslims if you saw murder/rape/crime statistics for EVERY country
>>69601403
Ladies and gents, welcome to the mind-fuck
>>69601584
>The internet for people outside geek/Nerd sphere was a mistake
FTFY
>>69601396
It is very odd that you believe you are "thinking for yourself" while just parroting mainstream opinions in place of actual substance. "Oh, they are being held back by their culture! that's it. If only they had ours, and thereby "unshackled" and "enlightened" they would be so happy!"
Don't you see how unconsciously-racist, and yet totally wrong and timid that logic is? It's all over the mainstream right and left, of course, but what it implies is 1) they are too stupid to do it themselves and need the white person's help 2) their own culture is inferior 3) our culture is superior and therefore they should remove theirs and adopt ours
If you haven't realized already due to a lack of philosophy and non-popular science books in your home, there is no such thing as universal values or culture. The "universal" culture on earth is a secularization of protestant morals that white people created out of a jewish religion.
If our culture is superior and in order to make it they need ours, that means that we will always be in control of them and leading them around, for they could never learn it so much that they master it and lead us, since they did not create it.
Also, cultures do not exist behind them world in some nether-region, circumstantially applied to peoples at random. They are created by people, by themselves with no help from a god or from some elusive secular law.
If you're going to be this unconsciously-racist, you might as well stop being a pussy and realize the true extent of your thought and just do it more properly and efficiently by advocating for the future and security of white children
>>69601689
>smartphones were a mistake
Fucking normies didnt care about the internet until they could access it with ease anywhere they went.
>>69601006
>Directors Clay Katys and Fergal Reilly went against the mob and dared to add politics, contemporary real-world concerns, raising the animation genre to a level of adult sophistication that will annoy the liberal community.
>Manchilds prefer Zootopia for his pseudo-political elements, which is the reason why they are displeased. Clay Katys counter the cultural crisis and (through the script by Jon Vitti) reflects the pain of a post-9/11 world with an spiritual-social vision, using the figures of the pig and the bird as an allegory of the political problems between the middle east and america.
>>69597259
Severely underrated post
>>69597259
kekekkek
>>69596990
You have to give the creators credit. They were given the shitty job of making the Angry Birds movie and managed to do something interesting with it.
>>69596990
BASED DONALD TRUMP !!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !!
>>69597259
Holy fucking shit
>>69596990
I can't believe it, that conspiracy theory image was actually right
>>69602422
and this controversy is great advertising as well
at first, people would just dismiss it as a kids movie, based on a game no less
now more people might be interested
>>69597449
I guess I'm going to have to see the Angry Birds movie
>>69597449
IT WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
>>69602602
case in point:>>69602615
any chance this is a deliberate marketing maneuver?
if it is, fucking impressive
>>69599986
Americans conducted IQ tests and only healty people with a certain treeshold of IQ were allowed in, everyone that landed in the USA was put in a quarantine still all these tests were done, those who were unfit were sent back.
But keep talking about things you don't understand.
>>69601584
Let's see...meninist...menini--Ah!
Here we are. From the tumblr archives.
Those were some dark days indeed.
>>69602688
Almost as much balls as it took the guy who put the Guardian's 2-star review in the cented to make it look like their heads were obscuring the other stars on the Legend poster.
>>69602699
That's not the definition for modern feminism, that definition is closer to egalitarianism.
>>69602795
fucking genius
>>69596990
This is actually an anti-Imperialist film.
>>69602845
Is that so?
I've got several friends who ID as feminists and they all seem to be okay with that description. Most of them are LGBT+ too, so big shocker there.
>>69596990
Angry birds confirm for God tier
>>69597276
Yfw dukat posting will never be real ;_;
>>69601902
Hyperkek
>>69602699
>created to mock male anti-feminist
Nope, that's some revisionist bullshit.
It was created to show how all feminist rethoric is ridiculous if you reverse the genders.
The only ones who talk about "meninist" as if it's serious are the feminist who didn't get the memo.
>>69599986
I bet you believe the "Gives us your tired, your hungry, your poor" was on the Statue of Liberty originally.
>>69599685
But frozen WAS gay anon
>>69602897
This is bait.
>>69603280
But it's true.
>>69596990
Just rated it 10/10 on IMDB to spite this whining faggot.
>>69603304
>associating with leftists
I wish I could ban you faggot.
>>69597276
May the German people reclaim their spine and unleash a fury not seen in nearly a century on these invaders.
>>69603370
I am little bit worried about that. I see people get more and more right every day.
Just preordered it on iTunes, thanks.
>>69597449
I just booked my ticket.
>>69603417
Good. If you push and beat people into a corner, you deserve everything that happens to you.
>>69603468
Historically going right never really has gone well for us though.
I like that everyone is sick of "SJW" shit but do we have to jump to the other retarded extreme?
>>69596990
>his is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it
BASED BIRD KINO
>>69596990
Great, now /tv/ is going to never shut up about it.
I can't wait for the sequel, Angry Birds Space featuring Newt Gingrich
>>69603514
If you're not with us, you're against us.
>Angry birds is about birds defending against invading refugee pigs
>WoW is literally humans defending against invading refugee orcs
Why is Vidyakino so based?
>>69596990
>>69597449
Well I've found my movie of the year.
>>69597449
a bunch of these events took lace after the first trailer
this is so stupid
>>69603848
>a bunch of these events took lace after the first trailer
such as?
>>69596990
Holy shit! This is movie has amazing advertising. I must to go to a cinema.
>>69600430
>settlers
>immigrants
literally using language to create a double standard
/pol/ can't into basic logic
>>69598799
Giving morons a voice was a mistake.
>>69604065
the coloration of the birds?
the use of green pigs?
Also the first teaser came out September 2015, before the November terrorist attacks in France
Its /x/ levels of confirmation bias and retardation
>>69597449
Whelp, I guess I'll be seeing this then. I am goijg to the earliest showing though, I only have so much money.
>>69604352
Regardless, they could have changed the movie but they didn't.
Kinda like what happened after 9/11 with the twin towers in media.
>>69604352
wow 3 whole things are different, pack it in guys, Houdini here solved everything.
>Make tons of kids movies that are unironic liberal propaganda, Zootopia, etc.
>That's fine
>Make a kids movie that doesn't tow the Liberal line
>LITERALLY THE SECOND HOLOCAUST, OMG TRAVESTY, HOW DID THIS GET MADE, CAN YOU JUST NOT? UGH
>>69604367
>going to see a children's movie in the theater because you think it agrees with your politics
what a manchild
>>69604539
>people don't like stuff that doesn't agree with them
>>69604571
Voting with your wallet. You commies cannot know, but it's how the world runs.
>>69604571
>Only children are allowed to have fun
How is life as a teenager?
>>69604522
It clearly has an anti-immigration message, but /pol/ finding all of these little "clues" is silly. Nothing but broad interpretations, misrepresentation and confirmation bias. The fact that some of them are demonstrably wrong just sends the message home..
Do you disagree?
>>69597390
>implying liberal comedy hasn't been just that reversed for 30+ years
>>69604539
Are you claiming you don't do the same thing? Everybody supports shits that affirms their ideology.
>>69604659
You're right. I'm going to go put on my jam-jams and then jump in a bouncy castle. Yay! :D
>>69604751
I don't
>>69604751
Aren't critics supposed to be objective though
based
>>69604850
you literally called it propaganda because it doesn't support your ideology
get some self-awareness and drop the victim complex
>>69604751
>their ideology
>implying
>>69604662
>Nothing but broad interpretations, misrepresentation and confirmation bias. The fact that some of them are demonstrably wrong just sends the message home..
None blinder than those who don't want to see. Whatever let's you sleep at night, bud.
>>69604751
These critics swear up and down that they are objective and non-biased though.
>>69600788
I know you are shitposting but it actually is.
>>69604783
Did you get rejected by your crush in school?
Awww
Your favorite "le glib fascimile man" hates it too
>What are we to make of these invading/migrating pigs? What is the intellectual underpinning of Bird Island’s icon, the slovenly, inept and vain “Mighty Eagle” whose followers lose faith in him? An analogy for America, with this movie a commentary on a gullible but happy, peaceful Europe/West threatened by gauche, marauding “pigs”?
https://rogersmovienation.com/2016/05/14/movie-review-the-angry-birds-movie/
>>69604907
That was someone else
This is my only post in this thread >>69604850
>>69604751
A guy wasting his life on 4chan is different from a supposed movie critic being objective about, you know, their profession.
>>69604865
what would an objective review consist of exactly? the running time and the aspect ratio?
learn the difference between objective and subjective
ITT: people falling for the obvious racebaiting going on
>>69605020
The metaphor would be too popular among right right wing Europeans. Meanwhile, it was save to give BvS a good score since the only people who 'like' it are memeing fucks.
>>69605127
>since the only people who 'like' it are memeing fucks.
:p
>>69605009
That is one weird non sequitur pal.
>>69601148
yeah, when they stayed in their own countries
>>69605340
Don't tone police me, creep.
>>69598333
>tower defense cinematic universe
>>69597276
that isn't even dukat
>>69604934
>These critics swear up and down that they are objective and non-biased though.
You've really got no idea how this works, do you. A review always reflects the reviewer's biases. Art is subjective.
Most reviewers who work with a website or magazine carry a disclaimer stating that the views of the reviewer do not necessarily reflect the views of the affiliate.
>>69600692
>europeans
key word desu
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html
>Instead, Angry Birds — now I see the title as something of a defiant meninist battle crytweet — is all about the anger. The birds here have believed that their island is the whole world, and that there are no other creatures, but when a shipload of pigs arrive — like an alien spaceship out of the ocean blue — Red is instantly suspicious of them. He’s furious, in fact, that everyone else is being so nice and kind and welcoming to the pigs. In the real world, of course, Red would be seen as delusional, and the pigs would have no nefarious motives, because they’d know that that doesn’t get you anywhere, and would ruin a relationship before it even began. But here, Red is right! The pigs are up to no good.
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
This is literally a /pol/ tier argument from the other end of the spectrum.
>>69605528
>the pigs would have no nefarious motives, because they’d know that that doesn’t get you anywhere
Doesn't this kind of thinking go entirely against their whole "patriarchy" theory then?
>>69605368
I didn't.
>>69605603
Don't mansplain my arguments ever again.
>>69605601
Not really. Men aren't a minority guest of an all-female civilization, are they?
>>69605601
shhhhhhhhhh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
>>69605643
>guest
umh, that's kinda racist?
>>69605641
>>69605368
>>69605641
>>69605729
Why are you badly pretending to be an sjw?
>>69605822
I never gave consent for you to ask me questions.
Fuck off.
>>69600299
>>cries sexism when an SJW so much as stares at a man wrong on twitter
???
>>is okay with giving a big fuck you to refugees that happen to be adult males
As the guy just said they're coming for economic reasons and are thus not refugees. Explain to me how the people crossing the channel tunnel on foot are refugees, I wasn't aware France was in state of war.
>>69600403
Cold comfort to the people who actually had to live through that collapse.
>>69597449
fucking /pol/
>>69597449
My GOD!
I must see it.
>>69597259
I don't get it. Someone help a king out?
>>69606166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth_of_a_Nation
>>69597449
The main pig literally looks like Ramzan Kadyrov, ruler of Chechnya, especially after he gets to wear his sports clothes as the "king"
>>69599599
it always amazes me how the people who think they're fighting for social justice are the most pig ignorant morons on the planet
>>69597350
Fucking scum of the Earth
>>69606272
They really are pure evil desu.
>>69604751
The media is liberal 90% of the time. It's just crazy that the 10% conservative can't be conservative without causing an uproar, protests, riots, etc.
>>69605414
Apparently Macet is Dukat's cousin, so I'm sure they agree on similar things.
>>69603672
Humans are cukcs, though, and the orcs end up turning into a force of progress, embodying the colonization of the New World after they fuck off from human lands (that conveniently get steamrolled by the undead) and go to live in prairies, deserts and woods of another continent, slowly building up industry, free society without feudalism and shit.
>>69602897
It's such a stupid term though, why would a word that specifically refers to a single gender be for all genders, that makes no sense. It's just some anachronism that people insist on using for some unexplainable reason, it's like if I went around calling muslims mohammedans like they did back in the 50s.
>>69605528
>In the real world . . . the pigs would have no nefarious motives, because they’d know that that doesn’t get you anywhere
Then why do people sometimes have nefarious motives in the real world?
>>69606691
>it's like if I went around calling muslims mohammedans like they did back in the 50s.
Nothing wrong that. It's only the truth.
>>69606915
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! don't you dare say another hate fact or i'll get REALLY angry.
>>69606938
Makes sense seeing as we call people who follow Christ Christians, that's probably where they got the idea from.
>>69606915
Sometimes people are white men.
>Anyone that ACTUALLY doesn't agree with calling Angry Birds fascists is a KEKOLD that lives in a BASEMENT
>>69605528
The villains in this movie would not be villains in real life. The bird would not be seen as delusional, either. In fact, it would just be footage of wild pigs and birds. How can they expect me to watch this garbage when it isn't true to real life? This movie is a shitty conservative ploy trying to make kids think immigrants and pigs and birds are all evil people that can talk, or something.
>>69607162
You ever seen a GREEN pig? I know I sure haven't!
>>69607269
But muh green ham...
>>69600430
>The american colonies were even skeptical of German immigration back then you massive cuck
That's kinda the point. People have always been skeptical of immigrants. It's pretty natural, basic human instinct. But it's almost always wrong.
>>69606430
>The media is liberal 90% of the time.
>dat persecution complex
>>69607593
>Almost always wrong
If letting refugees run around and bullying/fighting kids and raping women is wrong then I wanna be right
>>69607701
Those are a very very small percentage of the immigrants doing that though.
but all this "offensive" stuff comes from adapting the original concept which is finnish.
Are the finns just really racist?
>>69607780
Much like the overblown nazis that "attack" the rapefugees that the news like to mention everyday but makes sure to be quiet about rapes and other crimes committed by the poor rapefugees
>>69600796
This. Ever heard of the American Dream?
There is no European Dream immigrants can cling to because they don't want to be European.
>>69607857
So...you agree that making generalizations about large groups of people is stupid?
>>69607780
>Those are a very very small percentage of the immigrants
Maybe because the media is wellknown for hiding the number of rapes and other crimes that refugees do.
>>69607932
no, its ok when he does it
>>69607932
"""""nazis"""" or whatever libmedia wants to call people who don't agree with current immigration politics, aren't a """large""" group of people who terrorizes women and kids unlike that rape festival in germany
>>69596990
>Damien Straker
>Honor Film studies
He seems like an angry little man who can't understand why his revolutionary scripts theories weren't ever pick up to make into film.
>mental gymnastics to paint a kids movie evil
>just so you can show off your lame belief system
the world gets more pathetic every day holy shit
>>69601423
Why is her name not Sandy Vagina?
>>69602524
it has nothing to do with that orange cunt
>>69609890
Please call him Mr. President.
>>69605601
Something something institutionalized sexism.
Of course it's absurd to think all men want to push down women. Patriarchy is just the idea of a primarily male-dominated society that doesn't actively push women down, but there's a noticable bias towards men. When a feminist says "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY" she's referring to that bias, and how it should be eliminated to give women a fair chance.
This is all hearsay from my feminist friends, btw.
>>69606691
>single gender
Hoo boy, you do NOT want to get bitches started on gender politics.
I agree, the fact that it comes from the root word "feminine" is a turn off for most guys, and egalitarian is a much more neutral term, but it slides off the point a little. From what I understand feminism is preferred because egalitarianism has the potential to build a male bias. Obviously that's fucking ridiculous, equal means fucking equal, but I get it.
>>69599233
Is this the sequel to Zootopia?
>>69596990
>http://archive.is/ocvAH
>Author likes Rugby League
Well there's your problem right there - he's clearly retarded
>>69606166
It's very good.
Only in American can journalists be rattled about a mobile app game movie about cartoon birds marketed to 6 yr olds.
>>69610724
What about Sweden, the UK, Germany, Canada, France, and some other cuckold country I'm forgetting about?
>>69602795
Holy shit that's awesome
>>69610972
They mostly complain about the problem of actual fucking nazis they have in their countries instead of making nazis out of cartoons.
>>69611894
>actual fucking nazis
>cuck-code for "white people"
>>69605372
Kek
>>69610972
The only place that would have lost it here in the UK is the Guardian - a comedy level middle class liberal mum newspaper. It gave the movie 3/5, called it ridiculous but fun.
>>69611948
No I mean actual nazis.
I am white. Nobody has ever called me a nazi.
>>69612221
That's exactly what a nazi would say
>>69611948
He's right though, we do have legit neo-nazis here.
>>69607932
No, because generalizations of large amounts of people makes sense and can predict many things and can solve many things. Especially when the generalization is an accurate reflection of that group. People like you would ban IQ science and the entire field of statistics because it is based on making generalization about groups.
Get it through your head you leftist. You are willingly ignoring hundreds of evidence that diversity doesn't work, ignoring hundreds and hundred of crimes caused by refugees, and the giant drop in quality of life you are causing, just so you can pretend you are a better human being for ignoring the legitimate issue about why refugees in Europe are not good..
>>69611894
Are you delusional? Have you even being paying attention. Sweden, Canada, UK, and France are even more insane when it comes to this.
>>69612500
>a small minority of these people cause problems
>therefore they all must be banned
You are legitimately retarded.
>>69612537
It's funny - here in the UK we're worse on some thing like arresting people for mean tweets, but I've never seen anything from here that I'd match up to America's retarded university/twitter culture.
For example - you guys have all these university administrations falling over themselves to rename buildings and remove the names of 'problematic' people in response to student demands. Closest we've come over here is that one ass from SA who tried to get rid of everything to do with Rhodes. He was basically told to fuck off.
>>69612687
Sorry that should have said university / tumbler culture.
>>69612606
>a small minority of these people cause problems
After the Cologne sex scandal.After numerous coverup crimes that have been occurring, and many other preventable crimes that will happen in the future, especially as the future refugee children and young male only economic migrants realize that they are unwelcome and sexually frustrated will grow up.
Don't forget that the German government is going to spend 100 billion on these refugees. Or the demographic shift that will take place, and the death of your culture. Simple logic is lost on you.You say this with a smile on your face, like you think you are a good human. You aren't, and it's disturbing to know that people think like this.
>>69612884
I have a German friend exactly like this. He stopped talking politics with me when I asked him how he felt about the German politician who said German women should dress more modestly so as to not tempt immigrants. He literally couldn't work out which group he was supposed to champion / defend more, and his brain melted.
>>69612884
Would you hate these people if they were the opposite of what they are and showed a genuine interest in assimilating to their host culture?
I am not disagreeing with you, just curious.
>>69612221
>>69612454
You can't have nazis, because it's not a thing anymore, it's just a word libcucks use for >people I don't agree with
When it should be "racists", but you guys made that word lose all it's meaning by now anyway
>>69613143
>it's an extremist thinks he's sane and reasonable human being episode
>>69613106
>Would you hate these people if they were the opposite of what they are and showed a genuine interest in assimilating to their host culture?
No, we have plenty of immigrants who behave and actually try to learn our language and want to learn our culture instead of hating it and expecting us to cater to their culture instead.
>>69613143
Do we really have to have a talk about whether it's ok to call groups like combat 18 neo-nazis?
>>69613290
>It's a cuck thinking the word "nazi" has any more weight to it to describe a person than calling a italian person a pol pot communist, cause it makes just as much sense
>>69613347
What do you call the radical lefts who throws bricks through windows, do home invasions and uses axes to break into peoples door of what their leaders sometimes only assume to be anti-immigration?
>>69613369
>meme-spouting retard doesn't understand how language evolves
>>69613431
Left wing loser criminals? I wouldn't call them nazis because I don't tend to associate a pro-immigration stance with nazis.
>>69613490
Okay pol pot communist, you must be behind on the language evolvment, cause everyone using the word nazi is a pol pot communist
>>69613548
Nazi WAS a military regiment of ww2 germany, literally impossible to be a "nazi" today
>>69613564
You can't decide it on your own, dumbass. It's what the culture at large decides it means. Fuckin hell you're stupid.
>>69613604
Which is why I keep saying neo-nazi, but if you're really claiming that's the reason why that other poster couldn't say there are nazis in the UK you're just being willfully autistic and wasting our time.
Why do I even bother trying to have a serious conversation in this shithole? I'm going to go read a book.
>>69613681
>le culture
Fuck off
>>69613705
>I'm going to go read a book.
Yeah, you go pretend to be creative
>>69613751
Whatever that means lmao.
>>69605528
jesus christ
>>69613681
>culture
Funny how libcucks uses the word culture when they hate their own culture and instead want to adapt the rapefugees culture when they come to the libcucks country
>>69613330
How many of your foreigners are like that and how many are not?
