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>>69573482
>>69573379
>Azor Jon confirmed
>Dead Stannis confirmed
Stannisfags on suicide watch edition
Stannis fags BTFO
WHY IS SANSA MAD AT CIA?!
Jon x Sansa
R8 THE EPISODE
R8 THE EPISODE
>God Tier
Jon & Sansa reunion.
>Good Tier
Theon scene.
Small council scene.
Tormund staring at Brienne.
>Meh Tier
Sansa & Jon banter.
High Sparrow, Margery & Loras.
Vale scene.
Daario & Jorah.
Tyrion & The Masters.
Rest of King's Landing.
>Utter Shit Tier
Brienne acting tough and confirming Stannis is kill.. : , (
Missandei & Grey Worm being retarded.
Osha's death. Ramsay being "le ultimate evil villain continues :^) ."
Khaleesi STRONK WOMAN scene.
Negatives always outweigh the few positives in this show. The quality has dropped so fucking hard, only a few things are keeping me going.
5/10
Can someone explain to me how CIA teleports to Sansa & Brienne next episode??
THE FIRE RISES
>go on twitter
>everyone seems to think this was the GOAT episode
>everyone celebrating that last Dany scene
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ACTUALLY SUMMARIZE THE ENTIRE EPISODE PLEASE
>>69575729
SHE'S A BIG GIRL
>Furst for pocket sand combat
Second for Jon The Champion of The Others and the saviour of westeros, the scourge of the Mad Queen and the king of Westeros, brother in arms of the King of the Night and the one who restaured balance.
is jaime gonna do fucking nothing all season now?
>>69575727
Agreed with this.
High Sparrow needs to move down though, TOO MANY SHITTY HIGH SPARROW SPEECHES/MONOLOGUES.
>>69575642
one of the worst episodes in the show so far
how can I headcanon dany away /got/
>>69575711
She'll be happy when she finds out he's making preparations to invade Winterfell
But she'll be unhappy again when he tells her he'll need Jon to bait Ramsay out of Winterfell first to make the battle easier
>show is leaning towards JonxSansa now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JON IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ARYA
JONXARYA
HE'S CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT THAT LOLI PUSSY IN THE BOOKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69575642
>>69575670
>He thinks stannis fags are mad becuase hes not Azorwere really mad because of the rushed and retarded death scene
>Dothraki not killing dany on the spot for being a witch who just murdered their own
how long until ep is uploaded online lads
>>69575750
They're right you fucking rapist shitlord. Great episode.
>Didn't even fuck it before he flayed it
What a waste.
>>69575642
Why is Davos a big pussy who won't call Brienne (who is now a smug asshole???) on her shit?
GET HYPE
What did they mean by this
>>69575727
Fine with everything but Danny.
>>69575750
Saw all those tweets as well. Fucking kill me now.
>“Your false king is dead, Stannis is at rest.”
Gravedigger Stannis confirmed
GET HYPE
>>69575711
Because he knew Ramsay would treat her poorly, to put it mildly.
Pocket Sand Jorah was 10/10
Does Dany represent white supremacy?
>>69575798
>they know sorcerers exist and hate them
>see one
>better worship it instead lol
>>69575809
Who said you need to fuck it before?
>>69575727
What about Jon reading the letter scene?
>>69575727
>Brienne acting tough
Having her interact with the widlings, being assaulted by night watch members and being saved by thromund and podrick would have been great. but noo dabid wants no fun here
nice episode 2bh
>>69575727
>Can someone explain to me how CIA teleports to Sansa & Brienne next episode??
Isn't it obvious?
>>69575729
>guards ded
>had to have been killed in the minute between the widows leaving and the Disco Inferno
>Jorah and Daario hiding in bush hundreds of yards away when fire starts
who was door?
>>69575814
AYYYYY
I like how Jon changed into Stark gear.
>becomes warden of the north
>defends the north from the white walkers
>separates the north from the dysfunctional bullshit that lies south
>tfw jon will fulfill robb's vision of an independent northern kingdom
Literally the smuggest Dany ever
Muh dick
>>69575853
She represents Merkel you absolute mong.
>>69575770
this would be the best ending desu
we all know it won't happen though
AHAHAHAHAHA
>It’s easy to understand why Clarke is being proactive and open about her feelings about the scene. Thrones actress Oona Chaplin once claimed an actress on the hit show didn’t like doing nude scenes (which some outlets just assumed was Clarke). Then last year a tabloid report claimed Clarke said she didn’t like doing sex scenes – which Clarke took to Instagram to correct.
>“It’s difficult to be misquoted and it’s nice to have something like Instagram to say the truth,”
i have never seen /got/ get REKT this hard
im literally crying
>>69575729
Dany is taking after her father
>>69575727
Good:
Sweet Robin
Jorah and Daario
Tyrion Negotiating
Bad
EVERYTHING ELSE
4/10
>>69575842
How would he know that?
>>69575727
This is about what I'd rate it too. I actually enjoyed the Brienne/Stannis/Meli exchange though.
>>69575762
>Bolton wants his waifu back or else
>Theon is now his sisters fuckboi
>CIA is figuratively sucking veil cock
>Dwarf was being sensible all episode
>Daenerys redid the ending of season one
>>69575725
THIS.
SAY IT PROUDLY, BROS. WHO THE FUCK SUPPORT /jonxsansa/ HERE?
JUST FUCKING DO IT.
>>69575798
Dothraki rules are if you kill the Khal you get the khallasar.
So she gets to rule them all.
>>69575800
THIS
H
I
S
>>69575840
wow, for a show with really good scenes this webm was shit.
>>69575880
now thats what i call dabid
>>69575791
Sansa is better
>>69575792
>Dead Stannis confirmed
Did you miss this part?
>>69575859
don't be stupid. witches burn.
she didn't.
>>69575791
>JonXTheGirlThatLooksLikeHisMother
it fits
>Missandei being a warmonger in the last episode and mad as shit in this one
>Grey Worm caring about people seeing him as a weapon and caring about being a slave when he literally dont give a fuck in the books
>Seige of Mereen possible but no Bloody Flux which adds to the stresses of Dany being gone
>Dany killing all the Khals with some fire and -all- the Dothraki bowing to her>Stannis actually being dead
I am so fucking mad GRRM please hurry up with the fucking books
>>69575897
>Germans
That's what I said
Post yfw you realize you are a pathetic weak man
>>69575921
Should be fine since they're cousins.
You can tell David and Dan were trolling tonight. Next episode is the Stark = Snark reveal and the Mad Queen will be apparent by the end of the season.
>>69575942
Where did i deny he was dead?
>>69575729
Am I the only one who had the terminator music playing in my head when she walked out.
>>69575964
gtfo sandsnake
>yfw Brienne of Fucking Tarth says Renly is the rightful king
>yfw not even Renly thought he was the rightful king
>yfw Brienne of Fucking Tarth uses Ned Stark's steel to kill the man he died for
>yfw Brienne of Fucking Tarth kills the man trying to bring justice to the people that murdered the person she swore service to
>>69575892
"strong independent north" = shitty low population kingdom that will be raided from all sides by wildlings, ironbabbies, and slavers
>>69575963
Germans are multiculti rapefugee enrichers now get with the times. its 2016.
>>69575929
They wouldn't actually dare to do it, right?They would redeemed in my eyes if they did.
>>69575958
>his mother
>>69575727
>Can someone explain to me how CIA teleports to Sansa & Brienne next episode??
Because it's a TV show. Do you want 3 episodes of just CIA travelling. Weeks might have passed between the scene of CIA in the Vale and the scene of him in the north. Do you remember the earlier seasons when some people was sending a raven one scene and the very next scene people were receiving that raven?
can't believe i have to explain that...
>>69575725
>>69575921
DELETE THIS
JON BELONGS TO ARYA
Reminder Dany never had the no nudity clause, she just didn't want nakedness just for the sake of it
>I was followed into a party by a journalist who asked me a question about female empowerment and then quoted me entirely out of context for an outlet I didn’t agree to speak with. So I feel now, with the beauty of Instagram I should clarify my statements, if for nothing else than for posterity. In drama, if a nude scene forwards a story or is shot in a way that adds insight into characters, I’m perfectly fine with it. Sometimes explicit scenes are required and make sense for the characters/story, as they do in Westeros.
>If it’s gratuitous for gratuitous sake, then I will discuss with a director on how to make it more subtle. In either case, like a good Mother of Dragons, I’m always in control.
>>69575924
Remarkable resemblance.
GAME OF KEKS
FUCKING WHITE MALES NOT ALLOWED
How the fuck did these writers get hired? There's something called internal logic; this season completely shits on their viewers.
Why is Ramsay (and Roose before him) still talking about being Warden of the North? That's a royal title given by whoever sits on the Iron Throne. They've been in rebellion against the Lannisters since Ramsay married Sansa. If anything they should be declaring themselves King.
>>69576024
>the time of men is over
>its a Dany gets a free army episode
Fuck hell not this again
>>69576028
>How the fuck did these writers get hired
>look at tumblr
>look at what women want
>match that
who here /militantfaith/. impure shits get out
Threadly reminder that the song of ice and fire means Jon Snow peace with the Night King and the return from balance between ice and fire in westeros by killing the Mad Queen Daenerys and destroying the dragons.
>>69575997
That's why Brienne killing Stannis is still one of the most retarded moments of the show, even after today's Dany bullshit.
>>69576011
dumb frogposter
>>69575727
>9
First episode of the season I've really enjoyed and probably as good as it will get until episode nine.
>>69575997
it's been so fucking long, why didn't Renly and Stannis just work together to secure the throne?
>>69576028
They're jewish
>The casuals are eating up this cheesy as fuck dany shit
>D&D Will write more of this next season
This show has drifted so far from what it once was... remember Ned And Robert's talks in season 1? god that shit was great now we have this shit.
>>69576058
It pisses me off to no end. Watch this bitch get to Westeros and they fucking bow and kiss her ass for no reason.
inb4 they work Emilia Clarke being a hambeast into the show and body acceptance or whatever becomes a plot point
>>69575998
He'll probably either integrate the wildlings directly or let them have piece of land to slowly develop into northeners from.
Slavers are small time in the west, and depending on the outcome of the Kingsmoot the Ironborn may be completely irrelevant.
>>69576042
The whole Red Wedding put them back on the Lannister side, no?
>>69576089
can someone post this shot of her staring down the khal
SMUGLEESI IS BACK IN FINE FORM
The High sparrow and smirkfu scene was the best
Someone wanna add Osha's death?
>>69576077
What are Jaffa doing in Westeros?
Reminder not to believe the tripfag who claimed to have "insider info" earlier today. All you have to do is pay attention to the bullshit they were spewing:
>claims to be an extra, yet also claims his character has a name
>claims to be super cautious because he is bound by NDA, yet still posts his character's name
>claims to have seen and handled a partial script (protip: extras don't get scripts)
>claims to have seen casting calls (because that's definitely something extras also have access to)
>claims the casting calls used real character names (they never fucking do this)
>claims the Hound actually died and was revived by a red priest
>claims Beric is being played by another actor
>claims Ian McShane is not really a septon but a red priest in disguise
>claims McShane appears in multiple episodes when the man himself confirmed he's only in one
>claims that McShane's character is the leader of an entirely new faction of bandits called "The Quiet Brothers" (because at this stage of the game and at the rate this plot is moving, D&D are definitely ready to add new characters to the clusterfuck that is the Riverlands!)
I really hope none of you people believed that tripfag. This is not the extra who leaked bastardbowl info earlier this year, this is just some attention whore. You aren't that gullible, are you /got/?
>>69576099
Because Renly was too selfish to play second fiddle to Stannis and accept his deal.
>>69575908
Ramsay's been a cunt since birth. He knew enough of him to set them up together. LF of all people would have heard the rumors.
>>69576079
>Jon leads the white males (others)
>gets btfo by Dany and her brown army
I hope this happens so /pol/ stormweenies can cry about it.
GRRM is such a fucking cuck, how could he let his show be hijacked like that , fucking manchild autists never change
>>69575727
this post could not be anymore edgy contrarian if it tried
well done lad
>>69576122
she has the forehead creases of an old man
british genetics are truly shit
![daenerys_targaryen_spreads_out_by_cahabent-d76oxv0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/64xeQg1.jpg "daenerys targaryen spreads out by cahabent-d76oxv0[1]")
>Don't let her size fool you
What did he mean by this?
>>69576116
>don't let her size fool you
>>69575642
It's actually stunning how rapidly and in an extreme way show regressed into 90's sword and sandals shit in the course of several episodes. Seasons 3-4 is where degradation began and season 5 was very bad by previous standards, but season 6 is plainly abysmal.
Watch any season 1 episode and watch any season 6 episode immediately afterwards for tone shift to hit the hardest
So what happened to this?
All she did was knock over a few fire thingies and they all scatter. Wouldn't one of them rush at her and rip her throat open? Very bad scene.
>>69576122
qt, i want to stroke her eyebrows
>>69576127
What the fuck are you talking about? The Red Wedding was in Season 3. Ramsay marries Sansa (and therefore betrays the Lannisters) in Season 5.
>>69576132
Yes I did like the High Sparrow scene
That actor is pretty good
>>69576099
Renly was a little bitch that was basically a puppet of the Tyrells. He thought just because he was more popular that he should be King.
>>69576104
i thought you sorry try-hard bookfags wanted her to become the mad queen and the villain
make up your fucking minds, jesus
>>69575993
No. I thought the same exact thing.
>>69575983
>Stark = Snark
wut
What the fuck was that oil lamp fire scene bow-to-me shit?
The only reason they were in awe and bowed to her the first time is because she went in a suicidal funeral pyre and came out of it unburnt with fucking dragons.
Coming out of a burning building just means she's a crazy bitch who luckily but can feasibly survive but killed all the khals. She would get lynched on the spot if she didn't have plot everyone-bows-to-me-no-matter-what-I-do armor.
It's like she embodies everything about the modern female princess syndrome that the world bows to whims of some vapid cunt and that's what it means to be empowered.
It would have been fine if they bowed to her because Drogon showed up instead
Where did Jons generic Stark outfit come from?
>>69576171
prophecies are bullshit
>>69576122
im a sucker for green eyes
>>69576150
>his show
He probably stopped caring about the show after some point.
>Huffpost: The women of Game of Thrones are KILLING it this season
GRRM please finish the book
>>69576171
symbol for the beginning of a new age
>>69576138
There for the trial
>>69575814
this is so fucking crappy it makes my blood boil. it's GAME OF THRONES not STARGATE
Who is this bitch and why does she have a necklace like Melisandre?
>>69576133
FUUUUCKKKK ok
who do i replace her with cause fat walda is dead too
the waif?
>>69576150
Has this ever happened before? A book series being adapted before they've been completed and the showrunners write their own fanfiction bullshit after running out of material?
>>69575814
snekbowl confirmed!
>>69576171
its an ayy lmao seedship which created the dragons
>>69576150
>We will make these great books into a hit tv show by follwing them scene for scene
>then when we have everyone hooked (this is the best part)
>we turn it in to propagander
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAfucking jews
>>69576122
>blacked panther rules civil war
what did they mean by this?
>>69576147
>Weak bait
>Implying that daenerys would ever win agains't the white walkers even when baiting
Oh please bitch, you make this too easy.
>>69576231
another red priest
>>69576203
don't forget that there were a dozen of the dosh khaleen or slave girls inside with them when she burned down the sacred temple
truly the mark of a great leader
>>69576203
Her fuckin clothes got burned clean off and she is just standing there. Clearly some fucking magic godlike shit.
>>69576183
In what way was that Mad king like? she was portrayed as a fucking god in the last scene.
Non-autistic Game of Thrones fan here. The episode is a solid 8/10
>>69576150
this is what happens when you write R+L=J fanfics all day fat man
>>69576206
>Jon turned up naked to the wall
Is it that fucking hard to understand
>Ramsay flays Stannis
>takes his lightbringer and stabs Sansa with it
>it becomes warm
>kills Jon and Ghost and flays them
>turns them into a cozy coat with two hoods and rides North with his dogs and twenty good men
>the Dragon has Three Heads
>one by one his good men and dogs begin to die
>finally arrives to see the Children of the Forest
>Bran has a vision showing how Ramsay was born in the Tower of Joy and later Ned gave him to the Miller's Wife to raise
>Ramsay stabs Bran and all the Children
>Lightbringer starts shooting fireballs
Based Ramsay is Azor Ahai, the Last Hero and the Prince who was Promised
>>69576239
I've only seen it happen with anime adaptations before.
>>69576231
My waifu
Stay the fuck away from her
>Brienne doesn't immediately offer Oathkeeper to Jon, to give part of Ice back to House Stark
>>69575809
was she preggers?
>>69576274
The mad king was known for burning people alive who disagreed with him.
>>69576259
With Daenarys luck, the nights king is going to fall in love with her and pledge his army to her cause.
>>69575768
SH-SH-SHAA
The books are not going to be finished, that much is obvious. Hollywood is always about your next project. GoT is obviously wrapping it up here.
>>69576231
She's a qt red priestess, that's who she is.
Also what the fuck is happening with Jaime?
I thought they were doing Riverlands shit with him this season, but instead he's gone back Cersei's bitch full time.
>>69576290
No loss there since Japs have no clue what they're doing, but for fuck's sake, GRRM should've finished his books before Season 3.
>>69576012
>I am always in control
its like she never wants to work in film/television ever again
>>69576276
>tips brazier
Thank God they finally confirmed Stannis is dead. Now I can stop watching.
It's been real guys. Peace
>>69575642
I cannot WAIT for the inevitable blogpost (3 pages long) from GRRM which will boil down to:
>the show is the show
>the books are the books
>but TWOW is not a book yeat
>let me post more about the Chink Mermaid
>let me post more about novel awards
>xd monkey on le back xd
>2016
>So much butthurt over Dany
Just watching the Dany scenes and the whole series is so much better. By the end of the show you'll just to have marathon a few meme moments.
>>69576206
He brought it with him when he joined the watch
>>69576162
eating pie with my dany
Bran's scene has to be a vision since he's walking, so basically it confirms he can fuck up with the past through visions.
>>69576287
What? He wasn't wearing that outfit when he came, and he came to the wall years ago as a teenager, surely it wouldn't fit him perfectly still if he brought it with him
>>69576180
Just googled him. He's Keira Knightley's dad from Pirates of the Caribbean. Fuck that ruined him for me.
>>69576079
that would be so fucking great, but somehow it will never happen
>yfw jon snow will be ally with daenerys but somehow he will be the cuck while daenerys the strongk womyn
calling for it
Also
>somehow jon snow gets a martyr to save the world and daenerys get the crown
>>69576299
How does she know it was made from Ice? Jaime just gives it to her.
>>69575727
>Brienne acting tough and confirming Stannis is kill..
Agreed, only for the fact that she's stupid enough to think Melisandre wouldn't use shadows to kill her. That's dumb even for Brienne.
>Missandei & Grey Worm being retarded.
Disagree, because Missandei and Grey Worm are acting exactly how you would expect them to act. Also, Tyrion's plan IS crazy. He doesn't know the slavers like they do. They actually make Tyrion's plan more dynamic. Because they expose the flaws in it, and give it emotional weight. Rather than just being some calculation.
>Osha's death. Ramsay being "le ultimate evil villain continues
You're so fucking wrong here. Ramsay knew he couldn't trust Osha, so he had her killed. It was a lot less elaborate death than he could have pulled.
why do they keep killing all the good characters so quickly
>>69576274
>In what way was that Mad king like?
he had a thing for burning people he didn't like.
S06E01: 4/10
S06E02: 3/10
S06E03: 6/10
S06E04: 7/10
I thought this last episode was pretty good desu, besides the Ramsay scene. The Dany scene wasn't terrible, but it was kind of a rehash of S01E10 and S03E04.
>>69576176
Cersei/Tommen haven't publicly said shit about being mad at the Boltons and while Ramsay knows they're probably mad, everyone is pretending things are ok right now
No point in sending him a raven that says "Fuck YOU, CIA is coming to wreck you for me" since that would put the Boltons on the defensive
>>69576276
agreed, it was better then many of the episodes from early last season
>>69575791
>>show is leaning towards JonxSansa now
No its fucking not
That was just shit acting by Sophie. She is literally a cumslut irl and just let that spill into her acting
Wow that episode was great, I bet all you faggots hated it
>>69575777
It'll be that much more satisfying when he's getting a red hot poker in the anus. can't wait for the Tyrells to chop these uppity peasants into dogfood.
>>69576203
Reminder, in the books, when she first leaves with her dragons, ONLY the old, super young, and weak follow her. The strong don't care about the dragons and fuck off.
So that increases the disbelief as these are all strong people and she has no dragons.
>>69576231
fucking dollar store rachel weisz.
>>69576370
You should kill yourself.
Night's King senses Bran's presence and grabs his armFinds out the location of the cave by doing thisMeera telling Bran to wake up because the dead are outside and are going to get inHodor dies trying to buy time for themLeaf admits The Children created The Others
(sourced from A question about Daenyrs Targarian in a Song of Ice and Fire (spoilers) - Forum - DakkaDakka):
>Granny: Do Targaryens become immune to fire once they "bond" to their dragons?
>George_RR_Martin: Granny, thanks for asking that. It gives me a chance to clear up a common misconception. TARGARYENS ARE NOT IMMUNE TO FIRE! The birth of Dany's dragons was unique, magical, wonderous, a miracle. She is called The Unburnt because she walked into the flames and lived. But her brother sure as hell wasn't immune to that molten gold.
>Revanshe: So she won't be able to do it again?
>George_RR_Martin: Probably not.
>>69576299
TV Brienne really is a shit person. And it pains me because the book version is a very likable character and one of the truest knights.
And that scene with Davos and Melisandre. Wow, Davos does not give a rat's ass about Stannis and I love how Shireen's burning was sidestepped. I don't even like Stannis and his autismo fanbase, but the showrunners really fucked up a vital character from the books. Why bother having him on the show in the first place? Just cut him.
DID LITTLEFINGER SAY "JOIN THE FREY"? WHATAFUK MAN
i mustve misheard whata f U C K
>>69576309
After the Mad king burned Ned's dad and brother did a hundred thousand people bow to him whilst Uplifting orchestral music played?
>>69576383
Nah dude, it was pretty good. It just had a few bad parts, but was solid besides that.
>>69576358
You seriously had to google Pryce?
>>69576383
If you've never read the books you dont really know what game of thrones is so im sure you liked it.
>>69576404
old news.
>>69576299
fuck i didnt think about, im a little pissed
>>69576010
It's called immersion and good writing you twat. Just because it's a TV show doesn't mean they can throw ALL logic out the window. It's also dumb how Theon was able to find his way out of the North, find a ship and sailing on it or free without dying or getting caught.
His acting made up for it. So far Littlefinger's proving to be a complete dumbass.
>>69576231
Quick! Warm up the ovens!
>>69576363
Please watch the fucking show.
>JAIME: It was reforged from Ned Stark's sword.
>>69576276
>picture of Dany
>non-autistic
>>69576363
"It was reforged from Ned Stark's sword. You'll use it to defend Ned Stark's daughter." ―Jaime Lannister to Brienne of Tarth.
>>69576409
>Probably not
>Probably
face it GRRM is a shit heap writer who cannot make up his mind
>>69576370
>episode 2 is worse than 1
I disagree, it's probably on level with episode 3.
>>69576423
I think you might have autism.
>>69576409
>George_RR_Martin: Probably not.
>thinks it means everything but "she will when the plot requires it"
>>69576363
Jaime told her that Oathkeeper was forged from Ice so Brienne is protecting Ned's daughters with his own blade.
>>69576332
>idea crayons
every time
>>69576400
rude desu
LEAVE KHALEESI TO ME
>>69576368
See >>69576423
Dany burning people = Good
in the show.
>>69576238
oh nevermind... incoming
will replace with snakes
Who else can't wait to see stronk Arya, BASED Warrior Princess refuse to kill a decent man and take over the House of Black and White?
>complain about dany's scenes for seasons bc she doesn't do shit
>she finally does something and everyone complains about muh stronk women
>>69576423
well in a sense he probably raised a hundred thousand Targs and Dornish men to go to war, so yes
>>69576409
He was answering about Targaryens in general
>>69576457
>Swears an oath to use Oathkeeper to protect Sansa
>why doesn't she just give it Jon
>>69576465
>thinking the plot will require it in the books
They're literally creating a second miracle scene because they don't have time to do whatever is actually going to happen justice.
>>69576476
Why didn't Daario immediately murder him when he found the greyscale?
>>69576231
She's not good looking looks like a hillbilly
>>69576462
The deaths in episode 2 felt cheap as fuck, so I'm knocking it down a few points for that.
>>69576466
Christ I forgot he told her that.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225230
>>69576435
Not that poster, but i read the books prior and really enjoyed the episode for the most part. The worst were the dany scenes but hasn't that always been the case?
>>69575997
brienne is not very clever
>>69576464
Using Autism as an insult is autistic.
>>69576504
>jon reclaims oathkeeper and widow's wail
>melts them and longclaw down to a create a super huge ice
>>69576446
But season 1 did it and it was the best season that ever existed in history of men. So why it's wrong now?
>>69575729
to be honest it was the best thing Dany has done in a few seasons.
Granted we're very likely looking at the status quo of full retard Dany as usual for the rest of the season
>>69576435
yeah, I'll get right on that
maybe we can go LARPing too
>>69576525
So did D&D.
>>69576482
Th one in the middle (forgot her name) literally just died. I guess MIssandei could replace her.
shit i missed tonight's episode, what did i miss?
>>69576239
They're given an outline to follow. It's what grrm told them to write basically.
>>69576515
None of the deaths this series have been great.
But compare deaths in episode 1 vs 2... 2 is better.
They seriously didn't cut Lady Stoneheart did they?
>He admitted it, just before i executed him
FUCKING DROPPED
>>69576504
She already broke that oath when she used that sword to kill Stannis.
>it's a Jaime doesn't do anything but play lapdog to Cersei season
I thought he was finished with her
>>69576492
except she didn't actually do anything. She started a fire and suddenly everybody decides to worship her.
Dany's entire story so far is her doing nothing and being given free shit. And if people don't like scream about muh dragons.
>>69576512
because the based bear has infinite plot armor
>>69576276
agreed, only part I didn't like was Dany being immune to fire
that was clearly a one time thing and it's just lazy writing because they couldn't think of a good way for her to get the Dothraki under her command
>3 episodes without the based sandsnakes
Are you kidding me?
>>69576423
The Mad king did plenty of other questionable shit to exhaust the patience of everyone around him early.
He also did his burnings before people somewhat more advanced than might-makes-right tribal barbarians.
torrent where
>>69576547
>imyplying he doesnt study manuals written by Dayne on dual wielding and dual wield valyrian steel
>>69576547
I don't think he needs a Buster Sword to fight the White Walkers.
>>69576231
She is old like Melly Sanders?
>>69576492
How does this episode make her look strong? She couldn't have done anything without the help of not one, but two men. And even what she achieves isn't about the strength of her will or her character, it's an innate ability passed down through bloodline.
Dany's never been strong, she's just had everything handed to her. Even, somehow, the dragons' respect.
What did Brienne say to Davos and Mel? I missed it because I had to piss and all my pissjugs are full.
>>69576557
yes, try to follow the links you fucking genius
>>69576539
>Gilly
>>69576558
Everybody subtly acknowledged Dany's weight gain, body double tits for Dany to keep it from being obvious.
>brienne
>wielding oathkeeper
>forged from Ice
>the ancestral sword of Ned Stark
>who supported Stannis Baratheon for king because of the incest babies
>Brienne calls him a false king and praises Renly
what is happening?
Brienne is going to give Lady Sansa back her father's sword at the end of this season right? She couldn't be that much of a lying deceitful cunt, could she?
ANY UPDATES ON IAN MCSHANE'S CHARACTER?
>>69576586
Sneks are hiding so it will be a surprise when they kill Kevan and Pycelle.
>>69575997
I wonder if Jon will give a fuck that Brienne killed Stannis because he and the Night's Watch would've died if Stannis hadn't shown up. I really hated how the show gutted Jon/Stannis interactions like the advice about the Northern Mountain Clans and attacking Deepwood Motte. Despite butting heads, there's mutual respect between Jon and Stannis.
>>69575840
why don't you save us all the trouble and just kill yourself instead.
>>69576370
S06E01: 4/10
S06E02: 6/10
S06E03: 7.5/10
S06E04: 4/10
>>69576586
I gotta be honest, bad pussy girl is incredibly cute.
>>69576584
Yeah I agree. Would have been better if Drogon saved her
>>69576299
The real question is why doesn't Edd say "yeah fine go south and fight the Boltons, but could you please leave those Valyrian steel swords with us so we can fight the ice monsters that are trying to wipe out the world?"
>>69576508
It's most likely to turn the same way in the books. Pulling the dragons into it would make Dany look useless again and doesn't solve the conflict with the Dothraki. Sneaking out of the place, would make the whole thing useless. Going all mircales and winning them by killing their Khals with her own power is the absolutely best way to do it.
>>69576547
Jorah's going to get Longclaw in the books anyway. Jon's getting Dawn and Ice for duel-wielding stabbing two Others at once or one Other twice. Shit's gonna be real.
you think GRRM has the balls to build Kelly C up over seven books to just kill her off in the end?
I mean she's now infertile, and one of the main duties of royalty is to have heirs to maintain the family line so in a sense she would be a shit tier ruler since she would be incapable of furthering the Targ line.
>>69576589
>might makes right
So how come none of the 6'4 sons of Khals or Bloodriders rushed up to snap her neck and declare themselves maegi killer?
>Sansa is taller than Jon
They will never learn.
SERIOUSLY, WAS OSHA PREGNANT?
>>69576629
What didn't you like about the most recent episode?
>>69576596
>not just holding Longclaw in his teeth
what are the odds that they will have the dragon horn at the kingsmoot?
>>69576139
I hope so, because this cunt was claiming CleganeBowl doesn't happen.
>>69576575
She also swore an oath to avenge Renly. The shadow had Stannis' face. Stannis had nothing to do with Sansa, especially being a beaten man as he was when Brienne found him.
>>69576584
>that was clearly a one time thing and it's just lazy writing because they couldn't think of a good way for her to get the Dothraki under her command
it was either that, or have Drogon swoop in and roast everyone.
this was cheaper.
REMINDER THAT THE LEAKS FOR EPISODE 4 WERE WRONG. REMEMBER THAT WHEN LEAKS FOR EPISODE 5 COME OUT.
Such mistakes as:
>margarey turns
She didn't, not yet
>Stannis is never mentioned
Completely wrong
>Osha's death
Wasn't mentioned in the leak.
>Pink Letter
No mention in leaks
>Dany kills off the khals and all bends
They said the crones would basically crown her
>Tyrion's dealings with the slavers
No mention
etc
>>69576382
>She is literally a cumslut irl and just let that spill into her acting
She was very convincing.
>>69576562
Not anymore. They already strayed from formula in Season 2 like Tywin/Arya interactions and Talisa, but by Season 5, they went full-retard with their fanfiction.
>>69575846
yes but he forgot that dothraki have high dodge, and his accuracy was low due to his disease. poor jorah. what a useless fool. a noble fool nonetheless.
>>69576640
>implying she won't just become immortal
the show is just propaganda now
>>69576633
drogon costs money, goy
>>69576640
>I mean she's now infertile
She has a period in her last chapter.
MMD says she can have a child again "when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east".
Quentyn is literally a sun that did that
>>69576647
pretty sure jon is the shortest stark of all time
>>69576644
>jons semen will act like drain cleaner and fix her womb
>>69576624
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69575924
>Not Targrillyan
One fucking job.
>>69576539
Sneks work, but why not Olenna?
Episode 6
>CIA and the Wildlings fighting for Jonsa to retake Winterfell.
>They prove no match for Twenty Goodmen.
>A horn sounds. It is an army of North men led by Stannis. He saves the day
>Davos turns to Brian of Tarth
>"I thought you said you executed Stannis"
>Brian:"I killed the monster that was Stannis. What I told you was true, from a certain point of view. "
>Brian's face when
>>69576602
I killed stannis and he admitted he killed renly with blood magic basically
She then eyed up Mel and then walked off looking all smug and shit.
>>69576404
>Leaf admits The Children created The Others
That would be fucking dumb.
Why would the children of the forest have created the white walkers?
>>69576615
what? she's still alive
>>69576663
spanish dr didn't provide any leaks this week
>>69576370
S06E01: 5/10
S06E02: 5/10
S06E03: 6/10
S06E04: 7/10
The plot is finally moving ahead. We got Jon and Sansa. We got CIA sending help. We got Dany back in action with another huge ass army on her side.
>"lets toss lord royce out of the moon door"
>"no lord arryn, hes a loyal servant - plus he wouldn't fly so good
what did he mean by this?
How will Preston rate this episode?
>>69576655
it probably doesn't happen this season m8. D&D are going to Dragon Ball the fuck out of Cleganebowl.
>>69576629
Episode 1 is 3/10
Episode 4 is probably a 7.
>>69576640
Yes. That is exactly what's going to happen.
>>69576681
ShowTarg genes
ShowDany is practically a midget too
Why did Conleth Hill get billed above Alfie and Ivan, for example, when he had no lines and was not the main focus on the scene he was in?
Are they mentioning him being a eunuch/cockless more than they used to, or am i mistaken? Like every single scene now. And why is he acting so offended? You'd think someone like Varys would have a pretty thick skin. He barely reacted when Littlefinger would make fun.
>2 retards and Tyrion: the episode
>>69576370
Shit standards
4/10
3/10
5/10
3/10
>>69576289
>Implying they won't give Ramsay a villain's death.Stop playing with my feelings, anon
>>69576650
I liked the opening scene a lot, best of the season, but the rest felt really predictable. The final scene was just bad IMO, and i'm not just somebody who shits on anything Dany related.
Drogon should have showed and burnt them
>>69576689
because she wasnt around when it was first made
>>69576695
So they kill the humans.
>>69576703
I know, but there was a leak constantly being provided and people believing it.
>>69576644
Respect/fear. People usually don't fuck with somebody who doesn't get burned in a huge ass fire.
>>69576706
DUDE JON SNOW IS AN UNDEAD PUPPET LMAO
>>69576370
S06E01: 2/10
S06E02: 4/10
S06E03: 6/10
S06E04: 3/10
All i want is something to fucking happen.
>>69576690
Did I ever tell you about the usurper, Stannis? He was a good friend.
>>69575902
>caring this much about what a bitch actress has to say.
jesush anon, you really are pathetic, you know that?
>>69576680
That's a goddamn cop out if ever I heard one. That blood better just be from pussy worms.
>>69576690
Well, it's better writing than the rest of this season so far.
>>69576644
She just burned down the most powerful people in Vaes Dothrak and walked out with her tits out just like that.
For all they know, she might cast fireballs or some shit. Self-preservation instincts have to kick in sometime.
>>69576370
>>69576704
>>69576709
>episode 4 is a 7/10
You people shouldn't be allowed to speak.
Someone has a picture of osha dying?
It's for a oc.
>>69576712
It fits
>>69576637
Her pulling the dragons in at least gets the idea into her head about what fucking matters. She has fucking huge-ass fire breathing demons, and she's pissing around with these horse fuckers.
>>69576231
Her ruby necklace hides the fact that she's a dude.
SO PROGRESSIVE.
>>69576719
objectively correct
>>69576735
Didn't they form a pact with the humans?
>>69576723
if drogon showed up you would be crying about plot timing! Wow so random!!!! Drogon saves the day again.
>>69576512
Seriously what the fuck. At the very least he should be sent away (preferably burnt) as soon as possible so he doesn't infect his queens new Dothraki army. Greyscale is contagious as fuck and gauranteed death. No one would risk letting it walk around.
>>69576203
this. she reminds me of the girl who posted a story on snapchat of her ass in underwear and then complained when I said she had a nice ass, even though I snapped her a pic of my bigger ass
>>69576706
>No Ashara Dayne
4/10
>>69576746
He will be in the books. In case you didn't realise, D&D have gone full wish fulfillment fan fiction by now
>weak man comforted by strong margaery
>weak man comforted by strong Sansa
>weak Reek comforted by Asha
>dany burns her husband and a witch and gets 3 dragons and the remainder of the khalasar after doing nothing but whine and scream for 9 episodes prior
>dany burns warlocks after doing nothing but whine and beg
>gets a bunch of money
>dany burns a few slavets and gets an army after doing nothing the entire season
>dany does nothing an entire reason but whine and talk
>gets an entire city handed to her by slaves
>dany does nothing but whine and cry for a season and then her dragons burn a few men and her life is saved
>dany does nothing but whine and talk for half a season then she burns a few men and gets an army of 100 thousand
Isn't it getting old?
>>69576784
Logic does not compute in this show.
>>69576744
Is that based on experience or?
Sounds like bullshit to me. She's immune to fire. She's not immune to a fucking sword to the neck.
>>69576653
any of you fuckers
>>69576782
Nope, I would buy into the idea that there's a link between her and Drogon, and he knows when she needs him.
Like the Starks and the dire wolves
>>69576739
Why the fuck would anyone be okay with Brienne killing Stannis? Davos, Melly, even Jon. All of them should think that's a pretty big dick move.
>>69576077
I like to have nice things. Poorfags can gtfo and hang out with the wildlings.
>>69576565
even if they didnt the actress doesnt want to come back
>>69576780
>conforming with a deal that only gives you half the land when you can take it all
>>69576799
>this is what delusional Stannisfags actually believe
>>69576715
Because they are flanderizing characters like crazy now. It really turned into 90's high fantasy shitfest
>>69576010
I can't believe it's not butter
>>69576762
How come none of the 6'4 rape-people-to-death Khals in the tent didn't try to strangle her to death after she pushed over the first brazier?
How come none of them did that when they realized there was no way out?
>>69576784
Why even give Jorah greyscale if it has no fucking consequences? Might as well have dropped that entire shit and just have him killed in a fight later.
>>69576704
>S06E01: 2/10
>S06E02: 6/10
>S06E03: 5/10
>S06E04: 7/10
t b h
>>69576575
You can make more than one oath at the same time, it's not a contradiction. Especially in her case since she was able to teleport to both locations to fulfill both oaths.
>>69576691
Neat. And Davos didn't give a shit? These fucking D&D guys are butchers.
>>69576766
dont tell me its going to be another one of those bookweenie images
>Book: Osha was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah better written blah blah blah blah
>Show: AAHHHH HELP ME RICKON
>>69576826
where did I mention Stannis?
>Yara: I claim the Salt Throne
>Euron: I AM THE SALT THRONE
>>69576581
>implying you wouldn't worship a naked lady who just walked out of a burning hut unscathed
>>69576751
/got/ has literally been sperging out over it for the last 2 years
welcome, guest!
>>69576840
Dothraki are terrified of fire (which is why they soak their tents in fucking jet fuel).
ep was like a 4/10
>>69576270
>Her fuckin clothes got burned clean off and she is just standing there
Makes her look like an even bigger fucking lunatic
>>69576840
We better kill ourselves because your autism can't satisfy its insatiable lust for logic.
>>69576819
The show is just pissing on Stannis' corpse. Even Stannis fanboys thought the TV series couldn't do anymore to him.
>>69576690
>"I killed the monster that was Stannis. What you see before you is Azor Ahai"
>>69576807
>She's immune to fire. She's not immune to a fucking sword to the neck.
She doesn't have her immunities and vulnerabilities hanging over her head like a Diablo mob. All these people know is that she just set a huge fire and survived it. Obviously, none of them want that crazy bitch to set them on fire, too.
>>69576841
kelly-c is going to cure him by breathing magic fire breath on it.
>>69576747
>I want something to happen
>Entire episode is plot moving forward, with the exception of Sparrow filler and potentially filler Cersei
>gives it a low rating
>>69576764
Episode 4 had the most plot movement the entire season
>Watch and Wildings will fight
>Tyrion is doing politics
>Kingsmoot is being set up
>Dany is no longer a slave and will now DO SHIT; Jorah and Daario have met their goal
>CIA is sending troops north
>Plans to take down the High Sparrow
Ta da, all plot.
>>69576868
MFW Yara sits on Euron's dick
Can someone explain the fartposting??
>>69576394
They all thought she had died in the flames until the morning when Jorah found her. This time they actually see her walk out of the flames, Garth Brooks style.
Five minutes in and already this has some amazing dialogue between Sansa and Jon.
*The Hug that was Promised!!!!!!
*Mel pledging loyalty to Jon Snow.
*Man this is the Petyr Baelish that was written in the books. Excellent acting by Aiden Gillen.
*Fuck yeah Sansa taking charge.
*The look Varys gives Tyrion after Missandei shuts him up. . . Hot damn.
*Tyrion is pulling a Jon Snow by making a deal which makes sense but no one is happy with.
*Holy shit I actually like the Meereen plot now.
*"I should have been born a Dothraki." --Daaribro 2016.
*Nathalie Dormer looks better after weeks in a dungeon than I did on my wedding day.
*Tormund/Brienne fuckin' confirmed you guys.
*Whelp, so much for Drogo's pyre being a one-time thing. I wonder if the death of many Khals all at once gave Dany protection. I really liked this sequence but I'm curious what everyone else thinks.
Overall a solid episode, 8/10.
>>69576769
> She has fucking huge-ass fire breathing demons
Which she never managed to control. They basically did whatever they wanted and didn't attack her, nothing more. For it to work, there would need to be some kind of foreshadowing.
Her being immune to fire was shown already.
>>69576807
>She's not immune to a fucking sword to the neck.
Sure but why would they want to try? Attacking somebody who just survived a huge ass fire sounds pretty damn dumb.
>>69576850
Yeah, I guess I rated the first too high because of the fucking waiting and hype.
>>69576852
In terms of characters getting shafted, it's a tie between Robb and Stannis now for me.
Hell the fact that the Umbers betrayed the Starks pisses me off.
>>69576840
Because they were bullshit cowards who weren't real men.
>>69576826
it's fucking fact you shit, chapters GRRM put out confirms he's still alive for now
>>69576807
She just killed the Khal and all other important dothraki who are the strongest men in the khalasar. They think she's some kind of God and she have dragons...better not fuck with her, no?
>>69576927
Are you pretending to be reddit?
>>69576841
Time is precious when you know it's finite
>>69576850
Finally, a rating I agree with 100%
George has almost $100 million fucking dollars now, that fat fuck isn't putting out another book. The same as Gabe Newell isn't putting out another half life.
>>69576930
>Yeah, I guess I rated the first too high because of the fucking waiting and hype.
Really it should get 0/10 just for the Dorne scene. One of the worst scenes I have seen in Television. Ever.
Infact I can't think of a single scene in any show or film worse than it.
>after all these days davos still didn't know what happened to stannis and shireen
why did he care about jon again?
also
>brienne just butts in
So is nobody going to stop Jon from leading an army of wildings across the wall to sack southern cities?
Isn't that basically what the Night's Watch is supposed to do?
>>69576868
>making a throne out of salt
>its out in the open air near the sea
wouldn't it melt?
>>69576769
to be fair, theres alotta them horse fuckers and they're pretty fighters all things considered
Showfags: THIS SEASON SO BASED OMG CUMMING AND FARTING
Bookfags: THIS SEASON SO STUPID OMG WTF BBQ !!! ONE ZERO ZERO
The farther the showrunners get from GRRMS influence the shittier it becomes.
>>69576904
I half expect the Dothraki have a cure for it that no one else knows because they think so little of the Dothraki.
>>69576916
A character farted in a scene an episode or two ago, and it was a bit inappropriate to the tone of the rest of the scene.
>>69576807
it was established that she had a reputation. she even told them from the very beginning that she was Unburnt.
>>69576872
and I've been on the sidelines laughing at you young retards getting overly excited about a fantasy show on cable. yes, i am a guest, and a doubtful one at that.
>>69576953
no, he's pretending to be a normal watcher of the show, not some autistic splerger
>>69576927
did you get this off reddit or some shit?
>>69576960
Well Georgie has to get off his fat ass to do it, he can't just outsource all his content to nerds that are willing to take a tiny commission.
>>69576853
No, it was for this
>Wildling army is only 2K strong
Wait, why are the Umbers so scared they'll join in with Ramsay and betray Rickon? Stannis beat an army of 100 thousand wildling with like 3 thousand guys. 2K should be a fucking joke.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225263
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225263
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225263
>>69576973
Logic is out the fucking window
Dolorous is starting to wish he stabbed Jon too.
>>69576935
I'm still hoping that's a ruse. Shaggydog lives and will ride into battle on a Skagosi unicorn and kill all the Boltons.
>>69576973
They're already south of the wall. That happened last season.
>Isn't that basically what the Night's Watch is supposed to do?
No, they're there to stop the Others from turning everything into zombies and snow
>>69576973
>Isn't that basically what the Night's Watch is supposed to do?
No, not at all. They've lost their way. Wildlings weren't the reason the wall was built. Think for a second.
>>69576394
The strong Dothraki leave after daenerys euthanizes the braindead Drogo. She is left with the shitty slaves and old and drogos three bloodriders and THEN she gets into the fire with the eggs.
>>69576970
Given how annoying the Dorne plot was in the books, I didn't mind too much. Like sure, it was horrible and dumb and a waste of the location, ruining the characters and everything but at least done fast.
Without Young Griff even including Dorne makes no sense.
>there are people that liked the tent burning scene
>>69576909
>Last Episode "My Watch has Ended"
>This Episode "Jon eats soup"
You may think the plot is moving forward but i'm sure as shit we'll get another filler episode next week... i wish i'm wrong.
>>69576960
>mfw GRRM just concedes and moves on saying, "the show ended the story for me. I have nothing further to say about the characters of Westeros."
>>69575825
>BUT WE ARE NOT MEN :^)
>>69576819
>inb4 Big Bitch of Tarth actively fucks with Davos and Melly and ends up getting her shit smashed in
>>69576994
>doubtful one
makes no sense. please go complete your homework. it's a school day tomorrow son.
>>69576973
Based Ramsay and his bros, Umber and Karkstar, will put an end to Jon's Wildling army.
>>69576269
Where were they? The basement? It looks like they just went outside once the meeting got started.
>>69577010
you forgot the horse man.
>>69576982
Aegon conquered westeros with 3 dragons and a couple thousand soldiers.
Does this cunt need a million man army before she even thinks of leaving?
>>69577014
>7 is winning
Reddit pls leave.
>>69577032
I'll gladly endure more Dany if it means the Essos plot finally goes somewhere, preferably west.
>>69576930
>Attacking somebody who just survived a huge ass fire sounds pretty damn dumb.
Is it? Dothraki are warriors who love to rape and pillage. Hell, they even kill each other during weddings and smile merrily about it.
If you see the slave you have been carrying around come out of a fire unharmed after burning all the Khals to death the first thing you'd think is "if I kill that bitch I'll get plenty of horses and troops to rape and pillage!"
>>69577072
Well Karstark is rusing Ramsey to betray him.
>>69576512
Because the dialogue before that, he realized jorah could be useful to him since he knows a lot of the dothraki
>>69576739
Where'd you get this picture from anon? Don't toy with my emotions pls.
>>69577012
and they will supplement the Knights of the Vale. Surely House Bolton's days are numbered.
>missed the episode
>torrent isn't up on TPB yet
I'd suck a dick for a link to the episode
>>69577018
>A giant wolf riding a crazed unicorn to murder thousands of people
It's like a drawing I would have done when I was a kid.
>>69577018
How the fuck could this be a ruse? It's incredibly stupid and reckless to handover Rickon to a psychopath like Ramsay.
>>69577037
Jon meets Sansa and they will now prepare to fight Ramsay
Both episodes did plot shit. Dialogue during the sitting scenes matter occasionally.
Anyone have the image of jon and sansa holding hands?
>>69577086
Fuck off cancer
I wanna see Tormund and Brienne fuck. That's all this show is gonna be goof for anymore.
>>69577023
Of course the wildlings aren't the only reason the wall was built, but they are a reason the night's watch still exists: they're a border patrol to keep threats from beyond the wall out, and the realm safe.
And now they're going to let a wildling army leave with the express purpose of attacking the capital city of the north. It's fucking crazy. I can't believe this is the plot of the books.
>>69577074
Yeah, but he`s not really important so I didn`t bother.
>>69577096
Sure was useful! The only advice he gave was terrible and thankfully Daario ignored it
>>69577081
>Does this cunt need a million man army before she even thinks of leaving?
its how she beats the WW.
>>69577104
hbogo.com
On your knees. ^_^
>>69577068
I got my degree long ago, you just don't understand references. Granted, it is an inside joke of sorts.
>>69577097
its just extras fucking around in season 4
stannisfags going to be delusional and shit up the thread with their obsession over a mediocre character, what else is new
>Hodor will die next episode
>his last word will be Bran
Mark my words.
>>69577088
>if it means the Essos plot finally goes somewhere, preferably west.
Please god I never want to see sand again
>Dorne is west
SHIT
D&D did not understand the books.
>>69577112
Because I want it to be and the other option is just too depressing. ;_;
>>69576299
He already has Longclaw. Or is he giving that shit to Edd? I really couldn't fucking tell.
>>69577137
Actually I could just sign up for the free month and cancel later. Thanks anon.
>>69576973
The Night's Watch is finished.
>>69577099
That's the opposite problem. The Vale should have like 30K men. The Boltons stand no fucking chance if they only have 5K.
Bolton vs. Wildling should be a total one sided slaughter and Bolton vs. Vale should be a total one sided slaughter in the opposite direction.
>>69576909
>it had plot
So?
It was shit.
Having a lot of moving shit doesn't make it good, or even better than an episode with immobile shit.
It's all still shit.
Go back and watch a fucking season 1 episode, where there's like 1/4 of the main characters and stories, and there's no filler to be seen, there's not trash acting, there's no shit writing, there's almost nothing to complain about.
Now there's so many significant characters that they are making the "everyone can die" meme a reality, and yet there are still scenes with any of the 20 major characters and 8 main storylines where NOTHING HAPPENS
This isn't goddamn It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where an episode can fall flat and the next one can be better with no consequences because it's a sitcom.
You can't separate Game of Thrones episodes in the first, because every season is a big stupid 10 hour movie.
And secondly it was just shitty episode like all the rest for the past 3 seasons.
>>69576766
>>69576853
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69576819
Davos and Mel were literally just informed the last episode, and Brienne walked away before they could get over their initial shock. So don't pretend to know how they take it.
Jon doesn't know Brienne killed Stannis yet.
Even if they did know, it's confirmed that Stannis lost the battle anyway, so he was doomed regardless of Brienne's actions.
Mel doesn't give a fuck about Stannis anymore, because he's not truly Azor Ahai. So why should she care who killed him? And besides, she has greater crimes, having killed Shireen.
Davos might care, but what can he do? He's not a fighter. So he can't challenge Brienne. He was witness to the shadow magic, so he knows Stannis is guilty of his crime. And besides, Brienne is useful to Jon Snow. So it's in his best interests to keep her alive. Even if he did want her dead, he couldn't convince everyone loyal to Jon, Sansa, and the North to kill off the knight who protected the Starks.
>yfw jon snow has to battle robin arryn and littlefinger for sansa's affection
>>69577045
It's not just that, that whole crew is unemployed if he doesn't move on to the next project.
>>69576404
that would be neat. a bit predictable, but neat.
>>69576690
would be a neat twist
which is precisely why it won't happen, D&D are incapable of such a ruse, especially since most spoilerbros are stannisfags and would be all over this
>>69577031
Doran is a great character. Arianne is also decent and should have been cast. Atleast she would have made sense as a stronk womyn character rather than having a bunch of fucking bastards ruling Dorne.
The writers just butchered Dorne with 1) Terrible casting 2) Horrendous writing and plot devices
I agree they should have left it out wentirely rather than do what they did. It seems they realised the same conclusion and all that ep1 Dorne scene served to do was cut Dorne which means all the bullshit last season was a waste of screentime.
Really this is all GURM's fault for not finishing the books and making books 4/5 clunky as fuck with little to no plot development.
>>69577156
This was obvious since Stannis in season 2.
>>69577092
Rape and pillage isn't the same as dealing with somebody beyond your understanding. Nightswatch guys (a lot are hardcore criminals too) shit themselves over the white walkers, somebody surviving a fire is another level of crazy.
Can someone post the photoshopped version?
reminder not to believe the "extrafriend" tripfaggot who was lying earlier today
>claims to be an extra, yet also claims his character has a name
>claims to be super cautious because he is bound by NDA, yet still posts his character's name
>claims to have seen and handled a partial script (protip: extras don't get scripts)
>claims to have seen casting calls (because that's definitely something extras also have access to)
>claims the casting calls used real character names (they never fucking do this)
>claims the Hound actually died and was revived by a red priest
>claims Beric is being played by another actor
>claims Ian McShane is not really a septon but a red priest in disguise
>claims McShane appears in multiple episodes when the man himself confirmed he's only in one
>claims that McShane's character is the leader of an entirely new faction of bandits called "The Quiet Brothers" (because at this stage of the game and at the rate this plot is moving, D&D are definitely ready to add new players to the clusterfuck that is the Riverlands! They're going to have a hard enough time getting normies to remember the Blackfish and Edmure when they show up again)
I really hope none of you people believed that attention whore tripfag. Use your fucking brains.
>>69577139
fair enough.
>>69577129
He wasn't walking around with his big ass swords which would only attract attention to them. So he kind of did actually follow his advice!
so which plot is the shaggy dog?
>>69577081
Aegon was a trained warrior and general, an alpha male with two hot as fuck sisters, and he knew how to actually control his dragon. So did his sisters.
Dany's dragons are stuck in a rebellious teen phase and she can't fight her own way out of a wet paper bag.
>>69577177
Thats what happens in the final; boltons rek the CIA crashes them with no survivors.
>>69577204
For you, big guy
Fuck, it was a good episode, why Dany's bullshit had to ruined?
>>69577210
No one believed that shit, you can stop spamming this in every thread now.
>>69577210
who cares anyway, it's all speculation in the end. why care so much about what gullible minds believe. trump got the republican nomination, we aren't exactly in enlightened times. hodor.
>>69577156
They only read certain chapters and Wiki'd the rest. Probably hired interns to read for them and give them summaries.
GRRM has nobody to blame but himself for allowing HBO to take a steaming shit on his magnum opus. At least he's made millions thanks to the show royalties, merchandise, and his books selling like gangbusters. He can eat himself to cardiac arrest in the near future since there's no fucking way he can finish ASOIAF as well as Dunk & Egg.
>>69577194
there was a rumor a while back that GRRM ditched involvement with the show because he supposedly found someone he thought would be a perfect Arianne but D&D didn't like her so he told them to fuck off and settled for cashing in HBO's paychecks while putting in no actually effort any longer regarding the show
>>69577210
>extras don't get scripts
They get scripts for the scene they are in. Stagehands also do.
Source: worked as a stagehand for a pilot that aired on a major network.
>>69577178
man, no wonder you got that job a a tv critic.
oh wait, what's that? you haven't gotten off that couch for the past 3 weeks? got it. I really appreciate those well thought out, reasoned arguments.
>>69577273
>It's a Yeb! episode
>>69577239
>attract attention to them
They snuck in during the dark and the second they were spotted got into trouble anyway.
>>69577249
Thank you
>>69577177
Ramsay being steamrolled by the collective juggernaut that is all the people he's pissed off would be a nice and karmic way to end the little shit's story.
But D&D will let him off the hook yet again because muh grimdark, can't have anything good happen ever.
>>69577241
but she already rode drogon and he is now binded to her
no one else can control him, at least based on the books
its for life and only one person
>>69576927
>*Fuck yeah Sansa taking charge.
She's still the fucking worst and Jon is the Lord Commander. How many battles has she won? How many correct decisions has she taken? Literally 0. Jon has no reason to let her decide, and nobody cared about Reek-on anyway.
>>69577224
I like you, but I know you don't like me. I respect you even. Have a good evening.
>>69577241
maybe what I'm suggesting is that she start trying to control the dragons instead of dealing with goat fuckers. Drogon already flew to her rescue once, maybe we can start building on that and get to a conclusion here.
>>69577203
>call her a crazy bitch
>she touches a super hot piece of metal
>standard crazy bitch behavior
>pushes the thing over
>they're all mesmerized like she grew wings and shot lazers from her eyes
If the writing in the show was sensical, they would've hopped up and beaten her to death with their cocks before she could touch the second brazier.
>>69577267
>No one believed that shit,
check the archives oh wait you're going to pull the classic "ha they were just pretending to be retarded"
the false info is still permeating through these threads like a weed. I will pull this infestation out by the roots. You're either with me or against me. Make your choice quickly, and wisely. Don't cross me, you will not get a second chance.
>>69577121
The episode was shit, fuck you.
>>69577292
That's a bizarre rumour.
>>69576586
>worst snek is a former Oscar nominee
Sure couldn't tell from here.
>>69577210
you are more of an annoying attention whore than he was. you can stop spamming this, no one fucking cares.
>>69577156
>>69577281
I'm curious about the pink letter. In the book, it's assumed to be a forged letter. But in the show, it appears to be real. I mean, who else could have written the letter?
>>69577300
exactly. hodor!
>>69577319
hey cmon man, i was just shitposting. no need for bad feelings.
>>69577335
This.
Holy shit this episode was bad
>>69577299
Typical Danyfag response.
You sound like tumblr.
>>69577311
>muh grimdark
Good fucking god, there's just no winning.
Either D&D is "too Hollywood ending-y" or it's too dark.
Why did they even keep Osha in the show all this time? She doesn't do jack shit in the books really and the show is quick to cut out actual plot significant characters.
They really didn't plan very far ahead.
>>69577292
Thats a fucking bullshit conspiracy
He stopped being involved in the show when he realised they were about to overtake his books and ruin his legacy which is now exactly what has happened
He wasted 5 years cashing in on the limelight created by the show and now it has costed him. Not financially, but certainly the value of his life work.
>>69577335
>tips fedora
>>69577375
what are you anon, a sexist?
the patriarchy got smashed and if thats a bad thing you are a sexist
>>69577178
What didn't you like?
Only CIA had bad acting this episode.
This episode had the least amount of filler.
Barely any screen time for Ramsay, Edgy Lord of the Edgefort.
Tyrion ACTUALLY did his important character stuff.
Daario and Jorah left fillerville (as did Dany) and done important things. Dany's last scene is up for grabs but it's probably similar to what will happen in the book. I don't really like the specific details of how she escapes and takes control, but at last the hill have been crossed and the plot can move for her as well.
Theon is back and the Iron Island plot will advance (hopefully episode 5 won't be filler).
Sansa and Jon prepare for war (this isn't filler, as they can't have an army immediatley, they need a motive to attack, etc).
etc
What's the matter?
>>69577375
keep samefagging
>>69577335
i'm with you bruh, but could you change shirts sometime? that pizza stain from 2 weeks ago is really starting to smell.
If you hate the episode you're a sexist and a racist, fuck you
>>69577351
spam, in /got/?!
Oh the horror, the horror! God forbid we try to keep discussions on point.
>>69577349
considering its D&D and Fatfuck anything is possible
>>69577349
it gets weirder, supposedly he discovered her at a con so D&D might have actually had a rare moment about actually being right about not casting her
>>69577390
/got/ will literally complain about anything
>>69577249
Is that adam scott in the back?
>>69577363
In the show, it's definitely Ramsay.
In the books, it's Mance because he wants to goad Jon into reckless action.
>Theon tortured for months and had his dick chopped off
>Sister starts cursing him out and berating him as soon as she sees him and makes him cower just like Ramsay
Why does DnD have to turn all the good characters into bitches?
>>69577249
LORD ROYCE, IM CIA
(Checking In on Arryn)
>>69577037
That promo was pretty hype, thought. Plus they can't keep postponing the riverlands plot.
>>69577325
>she touches a super hot piece of metal
>standard crazy bitch behavior
>pushes the thing over
At this point they were too surprised, also the shit burned pretty fast, so added oil or something. Beside, come on, this is a TV show, so they wasted extra time to present a scene.
>>69577399
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
>>69577384
confirmed basement dweller.
>>69577410
>CIA
>bad acting
somebody get this HOTHEAD outta here
>>69577302
Not having their weapons on them bought them enough time to think of a way to get rid of the guards without drawing more of them in immediately at the sight of someone having a sword.
The scene makes sense.
>>69577248
This is what I think will happen. At the last minute, when it appears Ramsey is going to win, In comes Baelish with the Knights of the Vale (a la Knights of Gondor riding in).
>>69576927
>Fuck yeah Sansa taking charge.
>has done nothing but get raped and be a prisoner for the entire show
>now shes hiding behind the bastard brother she used to treat like shit
>>69577455
he deserved it for being a privileged white male
losing his cock wasnt enough
>>69577419
this shit is derailing the discussion. everyone else is talking about the episode. fuck off back to moderating reddit already
>>69577384
He's the not the guy you were originally replying to.
>>69577472
>Knights of Gondor
Surely you mean the Riders of Rohan?
>>69577489
>discussion
fucking idiot. this whole thread is people shitposting
>>69577471
They could have killed the guards immediately if they had weapons. They almost get more drawn in because one gets away because they can't kill them immediately.
>>69577455
She's well within her right to bitch at him, everything bad that's happened to him is solely his fault, and he dragged her into that shit as well.
>>69576420
Fray you idiot
>>69577444
Holy shit that would be awesome he talked about GoT on Parks all the time.
>>69577308
>Tyrion Targaryen
b-but Aerys II actually lusted after Tywin's wife!
>>69577292
There's a lot of pictures of GRRM talking to a decent looking brown-skinned woman who was in True Blood at like a season 2/3 premiere event.
I know a lot of people here back then assumed she would be Arianne purely because she was there.
I just googled and they were actually together a lot more times than just the one I remembered.
>>69577014
>7
K.
The episode wuz bretty goob tbqhfam. /tv/ is too autistic to enjoy anything
>muh boocks
>>69577455
To be fair, Yara did an incredibly reckless and bold undertaking by circumnavigating Westeros to infiltrate the Dreadfort. You'd be pissed too if you did all that work for nothing.
Yara is the only female character in the show that resembles her book counterpart for the most part. I hope they accurately depict her argument for the Kingsmoot.
What's left for Theon now that he's gone back to that shithole other than to get killed by Euron and his men?
His storyline is the most interesting to me but the actor's talents are being wasted this season. Shoulda gone north.
>>69577513
>what is Imrahil's charge
fucking filmfags
>>69577506
this guy gets it. I just decided to jump in and point out how much of a fag this poster was.
>>69577455
>Why do people act emotionally?!?!?
Autist.
>>69577513
ah yes, you got me. well done, you win.
>>69577469
It hurt but it's true. Hell, it might not even be the acting, it's his character. So obviously over the top in his manipulations.
"Hey Robby boy, let's kill this guy"
"Ok"
"W-wait, don't do that"
"Okay but now you are my bitch and will lead my armies"
The first couple of books were interesting. Then the books started focusing on describing costumes and menu items. He spent(wasted) an entire chapter on detailing every piece of armor and heraldry as these knights entered a castle. The feast of Joffrey was again a blow by blow description of all the dinner items. Holy fuck...stop thinking about food.
>>69577398
Its entirely possible various actors for minor/forgotten characters like Osha are/were still getting paid and suddenly D&D are attempting to clean house to get some of them off their contracts
>inb4 Jon Snow and the Wildlings march onto the Freys after getting done with Ramsey for extra shits and giggles
>>69576289
Theory of the year
>>69577555
>bold undertaking by circumnavigating Westeros
That doesn't matter for shit in the show. Yara is going to travel to fucking Meereen like it's nothing later in the season.
confirmed ?
did anyone else get hard when littlefinger and royce were talking about crossing swords?
What man says to Arya in this promo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5QtQ59Nc8
What are the odds of Sansa becoming Jon's replacement redhead?
>>69577549
That's Janina Gavankar and they were both doing promotion for HBO at the time. Probably just became friendly because apparently everyone who meets her likes her and they were together at the same junkets a lot.
>>69577594
I know. It's ridiculous how fucking fast these people travel.
>>69577519
I'm having a discussion. Not everyone is shitposting.
The idea that "everyone shitposts", is typically held by retarded shitposters, who feel insecure about their actions, unless they hide themselves in peer approval.
>>69575642
And then a strong powerful white blonde woman will defeat all the stupid savage rapist brown men with fire that's she's invincible to btw and then all the other stupid savage rapist brown people will pray to the Ayran goddess queen who everyone but the bad guys love!
>>69577555
I still don't get why she isn't named Asha. It isn't a big deal but that just makes me wonder why they did it even more
>>69577123
>led by the rightful heirs of that capital city, now in the hands of a madman who usurped that role from another usurper
The rest of Westeros doesn't give a shit about the Boltons.
>>69577555
>resembles book counterpart
>book counterpart is supposed to be one of the top 5 beauties in the book series
settle down there, her actress plays the character well but lets not pretend she looks anything like she's supposed too
>>69577398
maybe because GRRM told them she comes back and ramsay captures her and rickon?
>>69575972
big chubby baby
>>69577549
GRRM likes the chocolate and attracts mad talent.
>>69577455
Theon was broken completely. I know you haven't seen anyone that has been completely broken in this way, because our society convieniently shelters you from such people (they generally become homeless or are institutionalized). the actor playing theon does an amazing job and is not getting enough props for it.
>>69577308
Change blogger to Preston, and add things like muh Dorne master plan; Biter and Rorge = Faceless men; And Warging = Telepathy.
>>69577639
Sounds too similar to Osha, apparently.
>>69577371
A wise decision, ser. Stand among my allies, and we will scour this general clean of all the tripfag lies and degenerate lackwits.
>>69577400
You haven chosen poorly, and have made a powerful enemy. There will be a reckoning, and you can rest assured that you will be among the first on the block. The time will come, and yours is running out. Enjoy what craven comforts you can.
>>69577415
Your low wit is unimpressive and boorish. You will be cleansed along the rest. I only feast on game I hunt and kill myself. You may be next. "Pizza?" Pfft.
>>69577575
I agree.
The endless description of every detail of every single fucking knight in the books is fucking terrible.
I'll be back soon senpaitachi
>>69577639
the decision was literally to avoid confusing with the Wildling servant Osha
>>69577631
>it's okay when brown people bow to and obey white people when it's a woman
>>69577663
You may be mentally retarded.
>>69577555
>Kingshiroyuki
FTFY
>>69577677
dubs confirm
>>69577669
Yeah, I can imagine how many people would confuse a ugly brown woman with a man.
>>69576289
chuckle/10
>>69577628
lol, open your eyes mate. 99% of this thread is shitposting. fuck yourself and your "discussion"
"farts"
>>69577642
Except the Night's Watch is composed of people all across westeros, and is sworn to take no part in politics. The entirety of Castle Black is breaking their oath if they don't try to stop Jon Snow.
>>69577639
Even book-Theon notes to himself how Osha and Asha sound alike.
>>69577644
I find her attractive in a weird way so personally I couldn't give a fuck either way
>>69577204
Prince Robin ,I'm GOT
>>69577563
Imrahil doesn't lead the charge you fucking casual, he escort's Faramir & the garrison from Osgiliath back to Minas Tirith
>>69577639
Because back in Season 2 they expected Osha to play a significantly bigger role in the show than in the books (GRRM even mentioned her as a character he preferred in the show and would be altering his portrayal of to match) and so they decided to name her Yara to avoid confusion.
This episode demonstrates how well D&D planned ahead.
>>69577671
damn. you got me. i was just testing you.
you can lead me anytime.
>>69577639
Because of Osha, the wildling that Ramsay just stabbed in the throat. The showrunners probably thought viewers would be confused if the 2 had similar-sounding names.
Not even being an elitist, but the GOT audience has no analytical skills whatsoever or any gray matter to speak of.
>>69577644
Resembles as in personality and character traits. And Book Asha is not a ravishing beauty. She's attractive-looking but in a rugged tomboyish way.
TV Yara has the leadership and intelligence that her book counterpart has. The show really fucked over Brienne however.
>>69577522
So sorry he was fucked up at the time he didnt even know his own name. Come on! Whats the bloody point of yelling at him for that. The Greyjoys are a bunch of cunts.
>>69577613
>ASOIAF goes to shit after ASOS
>GoT goes to shit after covering ASOS
Pottery.
>>69577611
Yeah, I know, I'm saying that's probably the basis for the rumor, whether it's true or not, I don't know.
GRRM was very naive about the show in the beginning. He was around the cast a lot, he spoke with D&D a lot, and he seemed to enjoy the attention he was suddenly getting. I don't think it's impossible he tried to come to them with suggestions and they said no, and then the bigger plot differences started happening and more people than ever before were hounding him about the Winds because of showfags turned book fags, etc.
>>69575729
>Burn ancestral temple
>People bows to her
>???
>>69577669
>>69577686
>>69577749
Did not know this - ty for the answers lads
You guys promised me the wall would be destroyed with blackfyre at the end of the season
>>69577743
They're not taking part in politics. The last Lord Commander already made the call to let the wildlings through.
What, are the 30 people still alive at Castle Black supposed to go attack the 2,000 wildlings?
>>69577677
>inb4 he finally makes landfall
>in the middle of a battle with white walkers
>he turns the boat right around and starts paddling again
>series ends last scene he makes landfall in sothoryos
>immediately jumped by pig monkey men of the woods
>>69577759
He leads the sortie to reclaim Theoden's body, rescuing Eowyn in the process.
>>69577591
>>69577549
Damn thats pretty much exactly how I imagined Arianne
>>69577668
K I implemented some of those. Still working on it.
>>69577761
Yeah and now people get confused with Yara and Arya now. gg
>>69577767
On to the next thread, then. There will be many battles to come.
>>69577915
AND NOW IT BEGINS
>>69577819
>Burn ancestral temple
>Kill all the strongest Dothakis
>Immune to fire
>3 dragons
Better not fuck with her right?
>>69577941
NUUUUUOOOH
>>69577759
>>69577884
then he rides back out to provide relief to Eomer before charging and smashing the eastern army
>>69577308
>Stannis = NK?
what does NK stand for?
>>69577520
Their characters (mainly Jorah) didn't think that they were actually going to get caught. And Darrio might have only brought his knife for "just in case" this old man was actually wrong. In a way, this gives us a little more character development between these two characters' relationships from one another. Darrio saved Jorah's life because he didn't follow his advice completely. The way things went was far more interesting than the way you think things should have gone down.
They bring their weapons which they can't conceal enough btw to a city where no one actually carries weapons? Why risk the chance of getting randomly spotted and then be most possibly killed had it not just been you WOULD have chanced to have not if you just did jorah said?
>>69577325
they just aren't used to their bitches acting all cray cray. they were in shock.
>>69577455
Imagine theon getting on the same boat as the one he used the first time he went back to Pyke.
>>69577677
He fell out of the boat and drowned.
>>69577971
NAOITENZ
>>69578004
Did Theon have a big cock?
>>69577698
thanks for your expert opinion, it means alot to me. in fact, i wait on your every word to see what you are thinking.
>>69577990
not king
>>69577990
night's king. but we all know that isn't true.
>>69578069
He had "a good sized cock"
>>69578181
Was it bigger than Pod's
>>69577787
>Not even being an elitist, but the GOT audience has no analytical skills whatsoever or any gray matter to speak of.
Imagine, they might elect Trump as their president...
>>69578227
Not quite but nearly.
>>69577663
You are right.
I think the reunion scene was good, because Yara clearly doesn't understand that you cannot reason with a broken person, and took Theon siding with Ramsay during the rescue as cowardice/betrayal when it went a lot deeper. However, you can clearly see that Theon is on the way to reclaiming his humanity and identity by choosing to stay and help his sister despite her wanting to turn him away
Alfie Allen really does a tremendous job
>>69576171
>Red Comet
>>69575908
>Ramsay
>Not having an extensive history of graphic, wanton violence
Pick one and only one
>>69578731
He openly said that he hadn't heard about Ramsay before.
>I've grown quite fond of lady Sansa during our travels
>I promise I'll never hurt her
>Haven't heard of you before
>I was a bastard
It went like that.
>>69576508
she already survived fire twice in the books, though. what the hell are you talking about?
>>69578443
>>69576171
>tfw Planetos is Earth after Char successfully dropped Axis and now his spirit lives on as the DragonAmuro is the White Walker
>>69576554
from books to LARPing
you are a world class long jumper
>>69576616
it was her body, according to clarke
