ETERNAL /got/ GENERAL
- Home
- Board: /tv/ - Television & Film
- Reading: ETERNAL /got/ GENERAL
The Phantom Cock edition
Previous: >>69430628
khaleesi wins
>>>/lit/8029434
>>>/lit/8029434
>>>/lit/8029434
real thread for BOOK discussion >:(
>de gay
STANNIS
Preston
1st for cleganebowl not happening this season
jon wins
So bookfriends, honest question. What could be done to improve the show now? Be realistic please.
>>69433409
i hate this show yet i still watch it
>>69433246
Catelyn.
nth for Kelly C gets her weight back on track
Starting the game again
>Name a person. Family or anything
>Last digit is thier powerlevel
0 lowest
9 highest
Dubs are nothing
Trips good
Quads great
Godlike get=They win the game
>>69433351
>If the scene was meant to explain neds feelings why wasn't it in season 1 then?
Because an inner monologue narration doesn't work in a visual medium, you fucking retard mongoloid tripfag
>>69433491
Nothing
It's too late.
>>69433526
lil finger
go
>>69433491
Nothing, in fact D&D have improved the books.
>>69433491
the books are shitty
who cares?
>>69433300
weeeeeeeeeew
>tfw Hot Pie is gonna come back after 2 seasons of kneading bread and be super swole and bend a girder of valyrian steel before deadlifting the iron throne
>>69433491
Cut dorne
Kill Dany
Make Jaime hate Cersei
Make Mace "the Ace" Tyrell a main character
>>69433527
>the David Lynch's Dune school of exposition
>>69433527
>what is a soliloquy
>>69433555
10 GET. Based Seeyayaye.
>>69433482
Fukken heresy
>>69433527
>Because an inner monologue narration doesn't work in a visual medium
Worked well enough in Dexter before it went to shit.
>>69433526
Howlin' Howland Reed
>>69433590
Fuck you all, I dig Thiccleesi
I want her to get naked again even more now
>>69433491
The show is too far gone at this point. Some storylines are an absolute mess.
The wall is the only part I look forward to every week.
>>69433491
north
>b/n/b (brandon,benjen,ned, whatever)+a(ashara)=j is confirmed
>davos kills melly
>jon kills olly and thorne, fucks sansa while thinking of ygritte
>thoros teleports to north, helps sansa. sansa becomes lady stoneheart.
>tormund, wun wun dies
>ramsay kills osha, but before that he rapes her
>rickon & shaggydog are flayed by Ramsay
>jon and ramsay fight, ramsay almost wins but littlefinger rescues jon
>ramsay is killed by ghost
>bran rapes meera with hodor, meera kills herself, after that hodor tries to kill bran but children of the forests kill him
>littlefinger crashes the wall with no survivors
king's landing
>kevan and pycelle are killed by qyburn/littlefinger/sand snakes
>loras dies
>lancel dies
>high sparrow recruits sand snakes (only one of them though) to deal with Robert Strong in the trial
>one of the sand snakes kill Robert Strong, The Hound appears but he dies killed along with Ian Mcshane character by the other sand snakes
>it's revealed that joffrey's head is sew onto robert strong body. cersei goes full mad queen.
>tommen is killed by sand snakes
>sand snakes die, killed by cersei the mad queen
>cersei kills high sparrow, high sparrow laughs and reveals he's actually howland reed before he dies.
essos & south
>jorah gets victarion stoyline (volcano hand)
>daario is the leader of the sons of the harpy, kills grey worm, daario is in the end killed by jorah and tyrion
>ellaria rules dorne, but not for long. arianne & darkstar appear and kill her and that one sand snake. it's revealed that quentyn, arianne and darkstar have a plan to bring dany to westeros. quentyn sails to mereen.
>varys is confirmed a blackfyre fucking shit and dies like a bitch
>darkstar knows about b/n/b+a=j and travels with Dawn to Jon to give him his rightful Sword of the Morning
>Jaqen goes to oldtown and kills sam the cuck and steals shit from archameaster
>>69433491
Sack the writers, sacrifice Dave Hill to R'Hollor, and stop making useless scenes filled with one liners
>>69433527
>I don't know anything about adaptations
>I don't know what soliloquy is
>monologues don't work in television
>>69433491
>No more Plot armor, for any character, but specially Ramsey
>Umbers are Rusing
>"Evil" Jon
>Tyrion having something to do, or not showing him if he's just gonna cock joke.
>Better explain what's going on in the world, specially Storm's End.
>EURON KING
>More Kevan
Reminder: D&D forgot about Jaime. Cersei admitted that she fucked Lancel and either Jaime doesnt' know or his entire character is raped.
>>69433571
Your trip is not relevant for the discussion at hand
>>69433409
first for wildfirebowl
>>69433521
not with those arms
>>69433649
the rest
>but before that gilly's son is legitimized and is considered as sam's son, thus sam becomes the ultimate cuck. gilly becomes a happy gold digger.
>Jaqen reveals his masterplan to arya, arya kills waif and fucks off to westeros
>euron and asha travel to mereen
>quentyn and euron offer help with dany (she's already rescued by jorah, having the army of the dothrakis)
>euron/faceless man masterplan is revealed, they want to kill dany and her dragons
>tyrion is the son of the mad king
>tyrion fucks penny, it's revelead she's his daughter with tysha
>tyrion finds tysha, but she tells him to fuck off
>tyrion doesn't tell penny the truth, tells her to fuck off. the whole story is dropped and never mentioned again.
>yara finds out about this and kills euron (they only find out about euron desire to kill dany, they don't know about doom/faceless men ruse)
>meanwhile theon becomes the king of the iron islands, in the next season his cock is healed by the same guy who cured jorah
>yara fucks missandei, very progressive relationship.
>dany sails to westeros by the end of season 6
Riverlands
>Brienne teleports and kills edmure, brynden and the freys
>Brienne fights with Bronn, bronn dies
>Jaime helps brienne, he's mad at Brienne with Bronn's death, but gets over it, burns the riverlands to the ground, becomes more and more smug like he was in s1 (the king shits and the hand wipes) but also ignores cersei
>>69433669
My tripcode is always relevant
No one cares about you anon faggot
>>69433584
this
>>69433595
>>69433608
>Dexter
That was a show entirely based around internal monologue. Having one contextless fight scene about a bunch of guys fighting, overlaid with a monologue that wouldn't have served the greater story until 5 years later would have been fucking retarded and you know it. You're just sperging because IT'S NOT LIKE MUH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!
If the show were following the books exactly, it would never be finished, so fuck off
>>69433409
POST SPOILERS FOR NEXT EPISODE U CUNTS
>>69433502
Are you me?
>>69433526
Entire Stark family
>>69433668
doesn't matter in the show
cersei cheated on him way back in season 1? who cares
jaime fucking raped her.
Who Squisher here?
>>69433708
It was never relevant, and never will
>>69433716
you sound like an idiot stop posting
>>69433716
Calm down mate, just havin a laff. No need to get so flustered.
>>69433571
I love how all these things always compare him to some of the greatest writers of all time to claim he's shitty. There's this one, then the other one with quotes from Orwell, Dickens, Wilde, etc...
>>69433526
>accomplished warrior
>inspiring to other men
>loyal to the very end
Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning
>>69433476
fuck off showfag.
Realistically, I'd have preferred richard madden or rob ostler to portray Jon. Kit isnt a good actor.
>>69433766
>NOT MUH BOOKS
I mean, you're the one posting with a trip so that statistically makes you more likely to be retarded
>>69433491
Fix Jaime. He is nothing compared to the book
Also: Fix Dorne, because it has huge potential; it means the sand snakes learn their real personalities
>>69433590
If ever god put an angel on this earth its emila clarke.
>>69433765
I'm a /got/ celebrity it's always relevant
>>69433723
Justice for Selmy when?
Reminder not to reply to tripfags
>>69433526
Cleganebowl (the fight and how good itll be )
>>69433791
Better than Richard "three looks" Madden. There's mad face, emo face, and squinty face that means everything else. That guy is terrible.
>>69433409
Man, fuck all the Americans on this board
This website was fine until you people started shitting up the site with your shitty generals
Unlike you flabby uncultured barbarian swine, people here in the far superior reaches of Canada have much better taste and as a result have created better tv shows, which will never get their own generals due to how many disgusting American degenerates there are roaming this board like the mindless common-core educated afflicted zombies they are
Man fuck America, you warmongering pigs not only have to make life horrible for 3rd world people by bombing their families just so that you can steal the food off of their plates to shove into your fat gullets, but you had to ruin culture for the rest of us too with these shitty shows
And now Europe is getting bombed by IsIs because of you people, fuck
Get fucked you fat cucks.
I honestly can't eat until you people vote for Trump, that way we all get to laugh at you harder and watch as our leader Trudeau punches the fuck out of him.
Fuck America.
>>69433817
When they reveal Stannis is still alive
>>69433791
Harry Lloyd would have been a GOAT Jon Snow.
>>69433649
>davos kills melly
Arent they best buddies now?
>>69433795
Actually its been statistically proven that tripcode users are better posters than anon faggots
If you need proof just look at your own terrible posts and compare them to my good posts
>implying I'm a bookfag
I outright called the books shitty earlier in the thread
>>69433791
holy shit madden is one of the worst actors in the entire series
>>69433791
He's perfect for Jon ,Jon isn't an expressive person he's very sullen and quiet,I think Richard was perfect for Robb as well
>>69433791
Shoulda used Harry Lloyd
>>69433874
He was a better Viserys imo
>>69433833
noooooooo
>>69433739
So Jaime will never be characterized ;(
xth for DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) Daenerys swallowing the cum of all 40,000 men in Vaes Dothrakand the horses too
>>69433526
VARYS
OK, King Robert has just died and you declare yourself king. Assuming that everyone you send a raven to will unconditionally accept your offer, what becomes your Dream Team Small Council?
You need to fill 7 positions
>Hand of the King
>Master of Coin
>Master of Law
>Master of Ships
>Master of Whisperers
>Grand Maester
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
>>69433809
How on earth could dorne be fixed?
>>69433846
>man fuck the americans
>on this american website
>talking about this series adapted from american books
>>69433868
I want to believe
Nuuh, now eets ends
>>69433846
>And now Europe is getting bombed by IsIs because of you people, fuck
>>69433878
Not when a deserter from the Stannis camp informs Davos that Melly convinced Stannis to burn Shireen alive
>>69433526
Viserys
reminder: this scene is from episode 5 and they are still at castle the black
Daily reminder that Hodor was the name of Lyanna's horse.
Wylis warg'd into Hodor when Hodor was slain, and Wylis has been trapped in Hodor ever since.
It explains why Hodor takes commands, can carry Bran on his back so easily for miles and miles and gets scared by thunder.
>>69433930
>american website
why are burgers so delusional?
>>69433526
The bad poosey
>>69433925
why does the hound look like he is some kind of hydrocephalic retard instead of just burned?
who /SNEK/ here?
>>69433678
Are the wildfire caches still in KL?
One would say they got removed after mad king died
>>69433939
absolutelybut seriously, Stan is dead and everyone has forgotten about Selmy, justice never
>>69433979
Who's wylis?
>>69433521
She's been looking really hot in Vaes Dothrak lately. Really liking it. Maybe it's just the lighting though
>>69433927
From the show.. if they adopt the show personalities, though they never could effectively
>>69433925
>Hand
Davos
>Coin
Tyrion
>Law
Ned
>Ships
Some guy with a lot of ships
>Whisperers
Varys
>Grand Maester
Qyburn
>Lord Commander
An experienced and respected battlefield commander.
>>69433902
She's so cute here I actually cannot believe it
>>69433925
Hodor
Hodor
Hodor
Hodor
Hodor
Hodor
Hodor
Did Ned put all his effort in Jon and Robb???
>>69433930
It's a japanese site now kid. Based hiroyuki took over.
>>69433925
>>Hand of the King
Marcus
>>Master of Coin
Abatap
>>Master of Law
Stannismod
>>Master of Ships
Maisiefag
>>Master of Whisperers
Jonautist
>>Grand Maester
Rickonbro
>>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Darkstar
Knowing what she truly is, would you still fug melly?
If she actually transforms into a beautiful woman, then I still would. If she actually is an old crone and it's just a mind trick then I wouldn't.
>>69433521
Thick Dany >>>>>
>>69433925
Hand of the King- Septon Meribald
Master of Coin- Tyrion
Master of Law- Stannis Baratheon
Master of Ships- Wyman Manderly
Master of Whisperers- Marwyn the Mage
Grand Maester- Luwin
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard- Garlan Tyrell
Queen: Sansa Stark
>>69434017
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who likes them on here
>>69434028
feels bad, la.
>>69433925
>Will unconditionally accept your offer
>Renly Baratheon
>Tycho Nestoris
>Stannis Baratheon
>Paxter Redwine
>Qyburn
>Marwyn
>The Nights King
>>69433998
>site set up and until recently ran by an american
>>69433833
Confirmed shitty
>>69433927
>film in ToJ country instead of Ireland
>have Dorne be more than the watergardens aka the City of Dorne
>get rid of that forced accent
>cut that awful Bronn and Jaime walk into the palace in brought daylight just when the sandsnakes attack scene
>have it take place off-screem mostly
>>69433886
I disagree Madden is 10 times better then Harrington https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0Ld0xDo6Q
Damm look how ugly rickon is /-\ hope Ramsey kill him
>>69434028
>everyone has forgotten about Selmy
How have people forgotten about one of the two greatest swordsmen to have ever lived, including pic related?
>>69433927
>When Doran imprisoned the snakes he let them in on his plan
>At this point snakes become pointless and can just focus on Doran
>>69433780
I admit it's not fair to compare him to the greats of literature. I just wish his pros weren't so boring. It's long and rambling like an old man story. he's a great world builder, and I won't take anything away from his creativity but his writing is pretty meh. It was a chore to get through, but worth it.
>>69434024
i doubt Jaime told anyone about them, or know where they all were.
>>69434128
>>film in ToJ country instead of Ireland
Funny because Dorne was mostly filmed in Spain, same as ToJ.
>>69434165
I wonder how art admirer feels now
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Mace Tyrell
>Master of Coin
Petyr Baelish
>Master of Law
Randyll Tarly
>Master of Ships
Paxter Redwyne
>Master of Whisperers
TBA
>Grand Maester
TBA
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Meryn Trant
>>69434017
I missed the new ones from s5 onwards. Post them plox
>>69434172
>one killed by a swampy frog shit
>one killed by a couple of masked sandniggers
why do the greatest knights die undignified deaths?
>>69433925
>Hand of the King: Tywin
>Master of Coin: LF
>Master of Law: Ned Stark
>Master of Ships: Davos
>Grand Maester: Pycelle
>Lord Commander: Barristan Selmy
>le timewalker bran
How could bran fuck up the past if he didn't exist? The past must've been fucked up already for him to have a reason to go back.
Tell me about dayne, why does he wear the dawn?
>>69433955
Might actually happen, they need to get rid of her somehow
I expected her to sacrifice herself to ress Jon
>>69434212
Do he have fans??? Lol retard girls for sure
>>69433930
>>69433946
>Americans are this fucking stupid
Yeah, don't kid yourself
If a Canadian made this website, us Canadians wouldn't be stupid enough to say "hurr err iz a Canadian website hur!"
We would just not be shitty people, unlike you
Face it, Canada is far better than you'll ever be
>>69434024
yes they are...
>>69434239
>How could bran fuck up the past if he didn't exist?
There is nothing to suggest that Bran is actually fucking with the past, that's Preston-level conjecture.
>>69434209
except the grassy beach scenes
>tfw play comfy Exanima and enjoy the Game of thrones vibe
>tfw new update came out along with an armor that looks a lot like Rhaegar's
>>69434076
Kinvara > Melisandre
Highpriestess of Volantis > faithless adviser
>>69434172
>greatest swordsmen
>killed by frog man/angsty ned and some street cunts
>>69434239
Do you not into time travel anon? Everything that happened already happened.
>>69433925
anyone have the more current one with more characters?
>>69433491
give jon more evil personality, also warg powers
Give arya warg powers and nymeria warg dreans
Lds
Stannis alive and next lord commander
Howland reed
Victorion greyjoy
Kingsmoot done correctly
More magic, let everyone remenber the horn and present eurons horn
Umbers ruse
Present quentyn as a new dorne lord and make them leash sneks, also present dorans plan through quentyn, and make him go to meet dany
Jaime development on riverlands
>lol what do you mean I'm an oathbreaking bastard?
>I'm out. Later m8's lmao. Edd fetch me sum snacks. It's a long teleporation back to winterfell.
>>69433791
This is a TV board you riduculous cunt. fuck off to the book thread you fat poofter
>I quite liked the scene with Sansa from in the garden where she’s building the snow castle. It precedes Lysa falling throughout the Moon Door. I liked that for many reasons. Visually, I liked it. It was also one of the moments we see Littlefinger act impulsively and maybe he took himself a bit by surprise. Maybe. I loved that scene
>>69434147
>robb not giving his subordinates clear orders
No wonder the idiot lost
>>69434309
>Kinvara
>not Benerro
>not Moqorro
Anyway, they finally got around to mentioning the other slaver cities are pissed off with dany, including volantis. WIll there be a siege of meereen?
>>69434276
Have you been to /int/ or /pol/? Canadians are by far the worst shitposters out there, and your bile is proof of that.
>>69434293
Other than Ned hearing Bran and Bran getting cut off?
>>69434269
There were a couple of pedo tripfags who used to post about how they wanted to fuck Bran and Rickon, and they vanished when Art grew up
Look how beautiful R+L's baby is
>>69434309
Who is this blumpkin grumpkin?
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Jaime Lannister
>Master of Coin
Robert Baratheon
>Master of Law
Ramsay Bolton
>Master of Ships
Khal Drogo
>Master of Whisperers
Ned Stark
>Grand Maester
Qyburn
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Gregor Clegane
How does Preston explain shadow babies and glamors if he doesn't believe in magic?
>>69434232
I dunno, I hear that's some sort of shitty theme with this series. How being an excellent fighter doesn't matter because people will stab you in the back, how being honorable will get you killed by dishonorable shitters.
>>69434318
He seriously was one of the greatest swordsmen of all time though... Also: those weren't just some street cunts.
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Ser Davos
>Master of Coin
Tyrion
>Master of Law
Randyll Tarly
>>Master of Ships
Victarion Greyjoy
>Master of Whisperers
Varys
>Grand Maester
Marwyn
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Ramsay (And increase the number of Kingsguards to twenty)
>>69434348
my legs look less faggoty than his and i'm 130 lbs
Any spoilers for episode 4?
>tfw reading spoilers every week then struggling to get through the episode
>>69434276
>Canadians
>any different than Americans
You're both the same
Both countries full of beta white men whose girls get their pussies filled with the sperm of black bulls
>>69434384
This would make an excellent sitcom
>>69434369
They were given clear orders, they broke them because they thought they knew better.
>>69434348
Shit, Kit is pretty IRL too.
>>69433491
piss off to /lit/ and get laughed at
it's kinda sad looking at the /asoiaf/ thread seeing how slow it is and seeing that it's still on Page 1 of /lit/
why is /lit/ so dead?
>>69434413
no spoilers, spanish fuck paid the iron price
>>69434413
We have sympathetic and remorseful Littlefinger now =/
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Davos
>Master of Coin
Tywin
>Master of Law
Stannis
>Master of Ships
Gendry
>Master of Whisperers
LF
>Grand Maester
Aemon
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Bronn
>>69434492
>why board about reading books is dead?
yeah, I wonder...
>>69434492
Because they are reading books, anon.
>>69434471
>>69434446
No, edmure correctly capatilized on his victory and seized the initiative. Robbs orders should have explicitely stated he was not to persue under any circumstances. Radmure was just trying to destroy the enemy force, the thing that sound military tactics dictate. The fault lies with the senior commander for not properly informing his subordinates.
>>69434492
Because genre fiction garbage doesn't belong on a literature board
>>69434492
They actually like to read. /tv/ doesn't even like what they watch
>>69434373
>>69434381
I love how the show prefers women priestesses, keeps the R'hollor followship hotter. :^)
>>69434374
>he browses /int/ and /pol/
>still thinks he isn't stupid like most Americans
Typical American arrogance
>>69434416
>Europoors allowing radical Muslims to rape little girls and get away with it
In Canada, we would severely punish any person who did this, because unlike you and the retarded americcucks we don't bend over to suck the dicks of extremists
We only allow women and children in, not let people go welfare shopping like you idiots do
>>69434492
This is why: >>69434610
They are just a toxic bunch of fedora elitists
>>69433967
Episode 4
>Sansa arives at CB, meet with Jon tells him about Ramsey
>Ramsey Sends Pink Letter
Episode 5
>Jon & Mel leave CB and marches south to get support from other Northerner houses.
it makes sense.
Harry should have been Jon. He looks a lot more like the Jon in the books and I think with his acting range and charisma I'd actually be a Jonbro with him, he could actually make the dull Jon of the books interesting.
As it stands though, bookJon is boring and KitJon is boring.
>>69434492
BECAUSE THEY ARE RETARD AND COMES HERE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR TRASHY CHARACTER DARKSTAR IM FROM THE MOON ARIANNA IM A WHORE FROM DORNE AEGON IM SO IRRELEVANT THAT DIDNT MADE IT TO TGE SHOW
>>69434380
He's a mighty fine rape baby
>>69434636
people don't have kids in asoiaf
that's why the majority of houses are on the verge of extinction
>>69434670
>bookJon is boring and KitJon is boring
So what's the problem
Ok pick one !
>Current show you have
Or
>Remake with all black or heavily black cast. That follows the books 99% (also everyone speaks sligtly ghetto modern)
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Littlefinger
>Master of Coin
Sandor Clegane
>Master of Law
Ghost
>Master of Ships
Khal Drogo
>Master of Whisperers
Robb Stark
>Grand Maester
Melly
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Ramsay Bolton
>>69434024
they were never removed because no one knows where they are. This was a main reason Tyrion wanted no catapult wildfire in case it lands in the city and sets off a chain reaction.
>>69434667
>pink letter
L O L
>>69434578
He's really kind of androgynous kind of like a male tilda swinton. Not quite beautiful, not quite handsome... but there's something there.
>>69434667
Episode 6
>they get stuck in a snow flurry
Episode 7
>still stuck and starving, Davos leaves to get help
Episode 8
>Meli burns Sansa for Jon
Episode 9
>Wildlings leave Jon
>he attacks anyway
>gets killed by Brienne for burning Sansa
>>69434706
They are both boring. Boring is the opposite of interesting. People like interesting things. People don't like boring things.
>>69434348
why are his arms shaven though?
On most, not all, but most pics of his he has shaven arms.
>>69434706
>KitJon is boring becuase most of the stuff from the books are literally internal monologues. And I don't think dexter-tier monologues would work in GoT.
>>69434806
Episode 10
>Edd stabs Davos for abandoning Jon
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Marge
>Master of Coin
Frogfu
>Master of Law
Kelly C
>Master of Ships
Asha
>Master of Whisperers
Arya
>Grand Maester
Melly Sanders
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Salsa
>>69434147
Why does Richard Madden look at Brutus' dick and then eye fuck the shit out of him at 1:55.
If he's so great...
What does he mean by that?
>>69434815
Explains why is Jon the most loved character in the show and possible book then? You can't denied that his soooo popular men so don't even try it
>>69434356
this chain of scenes and the one with Jaime, Brienne, Pod in the Oathkeeper episode were really, really well done.
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Tyrion
>Master of Coin
Littlefinger
>Master of Law
Stannis
>Master of Ships
Victarion
>Master of Whisperers
Varys
>Grand Maester
Aemon
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Ser Barristan
>>69434822
>Jon Snow with Ghost Mance as his dark passenger
>>69434885
not him but I don't really love jon. It's just that the most interesting things happen around him so you can't really hate him. Especially this season.
>>69434868
He meant this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WESvRhwRXEY
Anyone else just realise the game of thrones intro is a clue that the song of ice and fire world takes place inside hollow earth.
>>69434886
I just miss scenes of levity that just don't exist anymore. Things that don't tie into the plot but enrich the characters and contrast the bleak setting.
>Ned and Bobby banting
>Tywin and Arya
>Robb finds out he's a daddy
The closest thing to good levity that happened recently was Mace the Ace singing to the Iron Bank last season. Which literally only existed for the shit sandwhich that was trant's death
>fart and cock jokes
gorgeous music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn0bFVysyYk
>>69434991
It would be a good way to determine how many clinically retarded people we have here
>>69434991
Debunked
>>69434991
No. Nobody else just.
>>69434991
What are we supposed to be seeing here?
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Davos
>Master of Coin
CIA
>Master of Law
Alliser Thorne
>Master of Ships
Victarion Greyjoy
>Master of Whisperers
Ros
>Grand Maester
Based Luwin
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Ser Boros Blount, The Ham Knight
>>69433526
Olly
>>69435054
>fart and cock jokes
can we PLEASE stop pretending this shit wasn't commonplace in the books?
>>69434806
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>69434921
>Hand of the King
Joffrey
>Master of Coin
Robert Baratheon
>Master of Law
Ramsay Snow
>Master of Ships
Khal Drogo
>Master of Whisperers
Ser Ilyn
>Grand Maester
Reek
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Ser Jaime
>>69434384
>Hand of the King
>Jaime Lannister
Did you just make a funny? ;D
>>69435105
No one said anything about the books faggot
>>69434387
He thinks it's like that episode of the X Files where they have to fight the psychic ghost of the guy who had all his limbs burned off.
>>69435070
how so
>>69434707
I'd take sand sneks and dual wielding dayne over niggers anyday
LEAVE DANY TO ME
>>69435105
>IT WAS IN THE BOOKS!
and it was fucking stupid then too
>>69435054
the Tyrion and dragon scenes weren't even that bad, but still lacks soul. They focus too much on the visuals.
The Tyrion and Cersei scenes were so motional and sucked you right in. When they talk about the war and Joff as kid.
>>69435209
grrrrm said so
&
david sais so
>>69434380
how do i become jon snow mode?
AUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69435315
You need royalalty blood.
>tower of joy
>kingsmoot
>cleganebowl
>bastardbowl
>r+l=j
>azor ahai
Season 6 is more than making up for Season 5's bad pussy.
>>69435333
Am I being retarded or how does sword go through all that armor and chains and shit?
>>69435387
It's a super mega cool sword
>>69434506
>Hand of the King
Shireen
>Master of Coin
Hot Pie
>Master of Law
Tommen
>Master of Ships
Gendry
>Master of Whisperers
Jojen
>Grand Maester
Sam
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Olly
>>69435373Euron doesn't have a dragon horn.
>>69435387
A sharp sword can pierce leather and chain, the fact it's going through ribs perpendicularly so easily is retarded
>>69434172
Where is his other sword?
>>69435387
Its a fantasy universe anon
>>69435387
magic steel
>>69435435
Well the dragons don't have a fucking Euron horn either
Preston
>>69435387
Valyrian steel is a form of metal that was forged in the days of the mighty Valyrian Freehold. It is exceptionally sharp and tremendously strong, yet light, keeping its edge forever without the need for sharpening.
>>69435448
Is it really? :O
>>69435373
So far it's been
>tower of joy
I'd say halfway there
>kingsmoot
Teasers show it, so it's happening
>CleganebowlFUCKING CONFIRMED
>R+L=J
After all these years of especulation, it'd be a bit disappointing if it's true imo
>Azor Ahai
Nothing really points to this being true
>>69435481
I heard the dragons do tho
>>69435503
go away, Preston
>>69435502
It's not valyrian steel tho senpai
It's ANOTHER type of super invincible metal
>>69435502
Dawn isnt valyrian steel, its rather damascus steel
pleased with all the good jons posted ITT
here, have another
>>69433583
Hey man. Got bored of browsing /fit/ too and here I am.
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
HODOR
>Master of Coin
Gregor Clegane
>Master of Law
Ramsay Bolton
>Master of Ships
Khal Drogo
>Master of Whisperers
Jon Snow
>Grand Maester
Davos
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
Samwell Tarly
>>69435554
That's not Arthur Dayne. That's not Dawn.
It's just a regular steel sword.
>>69435559
He looks like a much better looking "You're a fucking white male." guy
>>69435546
It's from the show. There's no meteorite magic.
>>69435527
>Reading got
>Promise me Ned
>so hes rhaegar and lyannas son huh
>>69435593
that stark contrast
>>69435559
Am I the only bookfag who actually likes Kit's Jon
Is it humanly possible to fuck up Cleganebowl?
>>69435315
You need to be rich and have a royal linage
>>69435630
Kit is a shitty actor sorry mate.
>>69435630
what's is there to like besides pretty face? he only wants to be honorable and looks really focused all the time
>>69435634
Dabid finds a way
>>69435634
Do it offscreen :^)
>>69435634
>Sandor and Gregor square off
>charge at each other
>both get stabbed in the back by sand sneks
>>69435256
I ain't gay er nuttin, but Iwan Rheon is one handsome mother fucker. I really liked him in Misfits.
>>69435634
Cleganbowl isn't happening
>>69435634
D&D always find a way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnIalJQDddw&ab_channel=MichaelJess
>>69435634
cleganebowl shouldn't happen though. The Hound is dead, and Sandor Clegane has graduated from being a petty hateful man, and now will lead a life of understanding and compassion.
>>69435683
Hes gorgeous and hes a good actor desu.
>>69435634
Yeah, ifGregorwins
Why is wrong with this people hating on Jon and kit?? He's an angel,what your fuking problem
>>69435738
Lvl 1 b8
>>69435634
they will make it into some retarded honorable shit when dog is no longer seeking from revenge coz he found peace if gods.
>also cleaganebowl is not happening
>>69435738
What's with spamming Jontards? Don't they have anything better to do?
>>69435738
>Jon muh bastardy snow
Kit is a talentless actor who gets by on his looks (astounding given how gormless he looks at all times)
>>69435634
>cleganebowl happens
>sandor forgives his cunt brother
>gregor/robert just kills him because he's a zombie
>>69435668
Fuckk you he's pretty and his ancestor created the toilet idiot what would you do without the toilet,respect kit !
>>69435630
nope, i like him too
so much that i can't imagine jon a different way now
>yfw the Seven literally buff Sandor to put down Gregor
>>69433925
>Hand of the King
Stannis Baratheon
>Master of Coin
Mace Tyrell
>Master of Law
Ned Stark
>Master of Ships
Oberyn Martell
>Master of Whisperers
CIA
>Grand Maester
Qyburn
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
¨The Hound
>>69435737
But Gregor will win though
>>69435634
>YFW they both die when Gregor lands a mortal blow, but Sandor spills fire on him, causing Gregor to burn to death at the same time
>Cersei's fate hangs in the balance
>>69435668
>a pretty face
I'll never get this, Robb, Jaime, Jorah, Drogo, SmallJon, there were so many much better looking character in the show.
>>69435630
He's ok
>>69435833
agreed, but he still has pretty face
>>69435807
Nah
>>69435833
>Jorah
No, when he was younger yes but his actor has aged quite poorly lately.
Robb is just handsome as fuck
>Type the number captcha
Yes, than god its back
>>69435833
>jorah
>jaime
>drogo
you're trolling m8
>>69435800
>eight pointed star
>>69435668
He's not exactly doing cartwheels in the books
>>69435833this is just hate men ,he's very good looking
>>69435908
Sandor is not a clever man
>>69435907
>Jaime
>You're trolling
Jaime's actor is handsome as fuck, he looks like prince charming for fuck sake
>drogo
tall as fuck, perfect body, manly face
>>69433590
>>69433521
>tfw thic, washed up dani reminds me of my ex
>>69435668
>+Olly “the hanging” bastardkiller Watching you hang there was probably more satisfying than watching Geoffry die just sayin
God, I hate Jonautists
>He killed muh Jon snuuuh he's as bad as Joffrey
>>69435963
>drogo
>tall as fuck, perfect body, manly face
and given Kelly's crying his donger must be pretty big
>>69435968
Pics or didnt happen
>>69435897
Robb is not that handsome ,look him in that Disney movie ,he's mouth is gross ,t.b.h he's kinda ugly
>>69435634
two words:
>Snek
>backstab
did Gyles Rosby literally die of a bad cough?
>>69434068
>Jon
>Ned
>>69435968
Pic nau
>>69436003
not that i understood what you are trying to say but i was in #team_alliser anyways. brilliant acting and well written character
>>69436061
A recurring thing in ASOIAF is Rosbys having shit health.
>>69436032
>kinda ugly
Oh, c'mon now.
>>69436107
that's a big brow lineLooks much better with the beard
>>69436105
didn't know this was a thing. how many other Rosbys have we met? i only remember Gyles.
>>69436061
Yes. Cersei literally gave him the office because she expected him to die before long
>>69436107
>>69436136
There is apparently this type of British men that look a little weird when they're young and thin and grow more attractive as they age. Ian Glen is another case like that.
>>69434380
Why does he always look like he's going to cry?
>>69436213
aren't Iain Glen and Richard Madden both scottish?
Homos
>>69434402
Jamie losing a hand fits in
>>69436225
thingken of ygritte
>>69436245
Maybe. Scots are British anyway though.
Cast him
>>69436321
Not for long
>>69436107
Is not ugly but neither handsome as fuck ,his face is weird>>69436225
>>69436321
yeah but you can't blanket-term Brits as British when you're talking about appearance, because that goes into genetics and ethnic groups, and the Brits are a very diverse people when it comes to old ethnic groups.
>>69436348
Random Tullyshit
>>69436348
as what? orange tree?
>>69436348
Loras gay lover #37
>>69436366
Errr... that's Jon, not Robb: >>69436225
Anyway I don't see anything wrong with his face
>>69436348
rebellion-era JonCon.
>>69436225
He's an emo like his father
>>69436372
It's a small island, bro.
>>69436413
Hmmm
>>69434196
He's a pulp writer...it wouldn't be such a problem if he were better at telling a good story. The reason Winds of Winter is taking so fucking long is because he has unnecessarily come up with a million story threads that he can't possibly keep track of. He knows somebody will inevitably find a discontinuity so he's spending forever going back and trying to make everything fit. He'll almost certainly die before A Dream of Spring.
>>69434402
He was in the books, in the show he was killed by a bunch of amateur sandpeople with daggers so that D&D could have their obligatory mid-season "shocking death" and make room for le witty imp. Oh, in no way have they established the Sons of the Harpy as an elite fighting force.
>>69436411
Taget that post by mistake LMFAO
>>69436348
Loras buttbudy for an episode. Swallows his sword, never see him again.
>>69436427
You're a small island
>>69436348
Rickety Cricket
>>69436479
I was invited to your mom's small island.
>>69436440
>TWOW opening lines
>everything south of the Reach swallowed by the sea
>now let us never speak of that again
>>69436479
For you
didn't preston suggest ned cleaning his sword in the godswood in book 1 might have actually been a metaphor for masturbation?
Why did Alliser Thorne hate Jon so much? It wasn't even a gradual thing. Even in the books he seemed to detest Jon the second he met him
Both are handsome mens but witch one is prettier :3
>>69434379
that was pretty god damn good
>>69436554
What did he mean by that
Like, at the plot level
>>69436564
Thorne was a huge Targ supporter iirc. Having the bastard of one of the key revolutionaries wouldn't really sit well with someone like that.
>>69436564
Hated Starkshits
>>69436554
Yes, he did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1ApNz8ki0
2:33
>>69436596
Preston is retarded
>>69436372
I guess there might be somewhat genetically distinctive specimen in the outter Highlands, but other than that it would be naive to believe that people on such a small island haven't fucked each other through throughtly.
>>69436348
Prostitute #764347
>>69436626
>>69436640
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of leaving your old life behind at the wall? Even Aemon managed to do that
>>69436584
>smelling the fart
>>69433571
See, this is the kind of shit that makes Gurm a hack. A narrator should never use slurs, the characters can.
"The more she shat" is it too hard for him to use more sophisticated terms that don't make him sound like an underage moron writing scat fanfiction?
>>69436564
>live a hard life at Castle Black for 20 years
>all this as punishment for doing your duty and being loyal to your King
>then this kid waltzes in.
>recommended by his uncle the First Ranger
>fuck nepotism
>as if that wasn't enough, he acts smug as fuck
>berates your trainees for being peasants and not knowing how to use a sword
>decide you're gonna hard on his ass
Well...
>>69436685
Well, it's like you really enforce it completely. You can stop him from chopping of Jon's head so to speak, but that's about it.
>>69436716
Ser Allister had a hard life
>>69436584
Richard have boobs ,he should go to the gym sometimes...jon looks like a faking girl
>>69436685
Ah but the gods were cruel when they thought to test aemons vows, they waited until he was old, blind, frail.
>>69436662
>>69436716
Except Benjen called Jon a faggot and never did him any favors
>>69436685
Aemon and Alliser are not the same person, they deal with things in a different manner, I'm not surprised Alliser would hold a grudge against any lineage on Robert's side of the rebellion.
>>69436716
>MY BABY BLUE
>>69436685
It isn't an automatic thing. Most of the people at the wall are there to avoid execution.
Jon is one of the only ones autistic enough to think of it as an honorable duty.
>>69436787
In the books, yes.
>>69436919
Show too
>>69436787
>>69436919
I was only describing how it must have looked from Alliser's perspective.
>>69436996
He was an unprofessional piece of shit who should have been above petty feuds with literal 13-year-olds
why is she so CUTE?
>>69436538
I actually think the "Bran can affect the past" shit in the ToJ flashback is an out for GRRM to make mistakes. If someone points out Gurm making a mistake he can just write it off as "Bran's meddling caused a ripple effect!"
>>69435800
Praise the sun
>>69437160
Yes, well, he had flaws. That's why he was an interesting character.
