Be honest, was anyone expecting him to be the best part of the airport fight scene?
Now giANT-MAN I can get into .
>>69402499
Pretty much, next to Spiderman.
I was pretty angry at that. Planes are the most beautiful machines humans have ever built and to destroy one like that for no reason pissed me off so much.
>>69402499
surprised the shit out of me and the audience in my theater
>Wants to prove that superheros don't need government regulation
>Destroys $300 million aircraft for no reason
>>69402499
That fucking close-up of his eyes getting all wide through his mask and him going "OH-HO HO" like an excited little kid killed me.
computer make me a big guy for spidey
His action was cool. His jokes were not
>>69402499
All I could think of was this faggot debunking the myth that Antman's mass wouldn't float him away.
Faggot totally ruined the fun of the fight for me.
>>69402641
Iron Man also blows up that line of planes when he was going after Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch.
>>69402641
>>69402607
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>69402607
Hi Bill Wilson!
>destroy an entire airport while pulling punches and trying not to hurt each other too bad
gee why do superheroes need to be regulated?
>>69402682
>Implying 'Its your conscience, we dont talk much' was not the quip of the movie
Computer can I get a nude Cap?
computer run the scarjo_xxx.exe sequence
>>69402717
You're a big plane enthusiast
>>69402499
I was. But I don't see why he would fight on Cap's team and become a criminal again. The whole point of his movie was to get away from that and take care of his family
Airport fight fucked.
Why were giant ant man's movements so slow
>>69402778
What? He becomes a criminal again to steal the yellowjacket thing or whatever
Computer, give me a print out of Evans laughing
>>69402811
>>69402798
Yeah this bothered me too. When he shrinks he supposedly keeps his mass or whatever so he still has all of his strength, if not more. When he grows he should be able to move around just fine, i don't know why he moves in slow motion.
>>69402734
Preferred the line when Spidey throwing the plank at Bucky
is the old suit better than the new suit?
>>69402778
When Captain America tells you that he needs your help to stop five defrosted Soviet super-assassins that are each as strong as he is, I imagine it's hard to say no.
>>69402857
Do we have any new sequences?
>>69402778
>No line at the end where he says "I've been to jail plenty of times, but my worst sentence is for doing the right thing"
Its like Marvel wants to be shit
>>69402868
Yes. But the new suit isn't that bad.
>>69402863
Because he sacrifices speed for power.
>>69402841
(you)(you)(you)
>>69402911
bro-science at its best,folks
>>69402884
>>69402499
>gets bigger
>moves in super slow motion
Jet fuel and electronics are held inside the wings. How come he didnt esplode
>>69402499
Do you think Snyder cried when he saw Giant-Man damaging that 10/10 Turkish Airlines™ plane?
>>69402592
People really liked spiderman? I kinda hated him. His constant quipping was annoying
>>69402811
>>69402643
OHOHOHOHOHOH
>>69402988
fucking hell 10/10
>>69402954
What movie is this from?
>>69402990
>His constant quipping was annoying
That's how he is though. The first movie to actually get Peter to act like Peter.
Is Hank Pym alive in the MCU or did he die in Ant Man? I can't remember.
>>69402966
>gets smaller
>muscle density scales in accordance, needs restraint to avoid killing people
>gets bigger
>???
I'm surprised the achilles heel of Giant Man wasn't that you could throw punches on his toes and break his heeland fuck the haters, Spiderman quips worked a lot better in context than in trailers
>>69402798
>Why were giant ant man's movements so slow
>>69402863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-cube_law
They missed the chance to having him saying "Fee-fi-fo-fum" when he turned into Giant man
At least this quip would be funny
>>69403076
hes just old
They probably needed the Jaws of Life Spiderman was shoehorned so hard.
He literally had zero place in the story.
>>69403113
Of course it had a place.
>>69403007
oh god kek
>>69403042
The Losers I think.
>>69403083
so what's the point of getting bigger if he will still have normal strengh? to be a bigger target?
>>69403007
That shit cracked me the fuck up. Fucking sounded like he was going to belt out a FEE FI FO FUM
>>69403042
The DCs
>>69403179
He's saying he should still have been fast. Because fast giants are a thing.
>>69402868
Fuck yes. New one isn't bad but seems....eh
>being big means you're really slow
I'll never understand this physics meme
>>69402607
>>69402717
>>69402776
>>69402841
>>69402922
Now Bane I can get into.
>>69402641
Also why don't they ever address all the dozens of civilians killed in car accidents during their stupid chase scenes? captain america drives on the wrong side of traffic routinely. we see him dodging cars but what happens to the cars that swerve away from him and hit something else/flip over off screen?
>>69403251
It's strange
Bane was big guy but he was also smart
>>69403251
They had to add a weakness of some sort. If he moved regular speed or was fast then he'd rekt all of Tony's team aside from Vision
>>69403179
>>69403237
>>69403251
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-cube_law
>>69403237
i get it, but does the logic i said apply?
smaller, normal strengh
bigger, normal strengh?
>>69403290
B-but Bucky...
>>69403290
>Also why don't they ever address all the dozens of civilians killed in car accidents during their stupid chase scenes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damage_Control_%28comics%29
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5081452/
>>69403139
Explain yourself faggot.
>>69403305
No I don't accept that, that's bullshit
No one in the theater got the Manchurian Candidate reference
>>69402988
HOLY SHIT IT IS TURKISH AIRLINES
>>69403305
Doesn't apply here because he still retains his strength or whaterver
>>69403400
The audience in my theater got a good chuckle out of it.
I'm sorry for where you live, anon.
>>69403296
Under rated post
>>69403375
>No I don't accept that, that's bullshit
It's verified scientific fact.
>>69403400
That reference bothered me later. Kind of says Tony fully understood what Bucky was, yet still went apeshit and tried to kill him.
>>69403405
>Doesn't apply here because he still retains his strength or whaterver
Someone can't comprehend what he reads.
>>69403357
It revealed a level of Tony Stark that we hadn't seen before. Nobody was even aware that Stark actually keeps tabs on other potential Avengers candidates like this. I guess with SHIELD gone and Fury God knows where he realized he has be be the one to do it. Again, it fits in line with the overall theme of personal responsibility he had throughout the film. He also did not once force Peter to out himself and sign up to these Sokovia papers either and is content on letting him keep doing his thing in NY. And even at the end after the fight he tells Peter he's done, and knows where to draw the line for him.
It's pretty good development for Stark, who went through a lot of emotions in this film, and now has a mentor component to his character, unlike Cap who had on setting all the way through.
Peter's inclusion may have been last minute but it was not out of place and added a lot to Stark's character. Not to mention that Peter was also very fun to see in the film. He's a lot like Ultimate's iteration.
>>69403581
>"I don't care. He killed my mom."
He went into a rage and wasn't thinking clearly.
>>69403658
yeah totally get that he was pissed. Still, that reference is a hell of a lot more involved than Bucky just "following orders."
>>69403658
>>69403694
What annoyed me more was Bucky responded with "I remember everything" just to piss off Tony more. He was really apologetic just moments before.
>>69402682
>implying 'Thinks for thanking of me' wasn't goat.
>>69403400
>DAS RITEs piped up in the back along with stomping and clapping at the OJ reference
Fucking hell.
Anybody got any webms of Spiderman fighting?
>>69403807
The Fuhrman line? Between that and Hawkeye basically calling him Judas, shit got dark for a second there
Yeah they really breezed over the fact that the airport started being evacuated less than 5 minutes before the explosions started.
For all these fucking heroes knew there were civilians on those airplanes that Ironman and Antman were blowing up.
Also Vision dropped an entire control tower on top of Bucky and Captain America.
I mean, Cap's team wasn't exactly perfect during the brawl, but it seemed like Ironman's team was TRYING to kill civilians.
>>69403900
Yeah. Dark, literally.
>>69403658
What if Bucky's mom's name was Martha?
>>69402499
Nothing happened of any consequence in the movie. It was literally a filler movie meant to sell tickets and merchandise.
>>69403694
Emotion overruled logic on that one. He just watched footage of his parents getting killed by Bucky, and then finds out Cap knew about it the whole time. If he wasn't in his suit, he would have an outburst, but he would have calmed down faster. The only way to stop him was to beat the hell out of him.
>>69403787
I didn't take that as antagonistic. He was trying to show Tony how guilty he felt over the whole thing, knowing that nothing he could say would change anything.
>>69403909
Vision was out of control during that entire fight and nobody even gave a shit.
>>69402499
>"I thought that was a water truck!"
>>69403975
>Im a bitter faggot
thanks for sharing I guess
>>69403909
Both Tony and Rhodes scan the area to find Cap and Co. and literally no one else shows up while they search.
Coast is clear.
>>69403998
Yeah that was Bucky trying to say it wasn't fun for me I literally had no control over my actions.
>>69404050
I'm not bitter, but I did waste two and a half hours of my life watching something that started out with consequences but then ended with nothing really changed. None of this will affect the next movie in the slightest.
It may as well have been called Captain America Somewhat Befuddled But Then Okay.
>>69403113
Tony figuring out it was Peter was the most shoehorned thing in the movie.
>>69404131
>im a big baby wahhh
>>69402990
He was cool
The chemistry on Cap's team was incredible. It just sucks that we'll never see a movie with just Bucky, Cap, and Falcon. Watching the press tour with them just makes things worse.
>>69404168
What do you mean by this? I am telling you that I could have watched a blank screen in the time it took me to watch the movie and everything would've been the same.
>>69404221
Bucky and Falcon not getting on was actually pretty enjoyable. Apparently the two actors were always ripping on each other during the filming too and are good friends.
>>69402811
>>69402499
Paul Rudd was the only good thing about the movie.
Everything else was pretty mediocre.
Spidey was all right.
>>69404302
>dis nigga
>>69403975
>>69404131
>>69404228
You know something is wrong when even a superhero movie went over your head.
>>69403101
>If an animal were isometrically scaled up by a considerable amount, its relative muscular strength would be severely reduced, since the cross section of its muscles would increase by the square of the scaling factor while its mass would increase by the cube of the scaling factor. As a result of this, cardiovascular and respiratory functions would be severely burdened.
So the thing you linked obviously has nothing to do with it.
>>69404228
What an odd criticism. DC fags really reaching.
ANYONE HAVE ANY SPIDEY WEBMS?
>>69403626
Stark made decisions using his guilt more than logic.
Cap was right, Avengers shouldn't be ran by people with political agendas. It'll just slow them down and wind up costing the safety of the greater whole.
I like this new aspect to the characters. At least Tony didn't act like the smarmy billionaire this time. Like a new layer to them.
>>69403235
Savage.
>>69402734
>"SOMETHING JUST FLEW IN ME"
>>69404347
Nothing went over my head. Tony Stark fucks everything up and then wants everyone else to be put in check despite him being the reason for a lot of shit happening, and pretty much only him. If we're talking specifically about the Ultron thing (his fault) then a lot more people would've died if it hadn't been for the Avengers doing shit, and by a lot more I mean the entire world.
In the movie itself a ton of people would have also died had Scarlet Woman not magically thrown an already exploding detonation into a building. They were in a crowd that had a lot more people than 11, so they got off pretty light there.
So, Tony Stark wants everyone to suffer and be under control because of his fuck ups, but Captain America wants the actual personal responsibility and doesn't want to be under the control of people that may or may not send them where they even need to go.
Now, none of that at all affects the next movie because the Avengers will team up to fight a big bad guy and CGI will be 90% of the movie whilst quips will be 5% and shit will be the remainder.
>>69404417
Both Batman and Superman are boring characters.
>>69403251
This is obviously bullshit. Planets are huge and they move super fast.
>>69403626
My favorite part was when they're about to fight and Tony is almost crying, pleading Cap to stand down.
>>69402694
i get he was trying to stop them in their tracks without actually hurting them, but jesus, tony, you better be paying for that shit
>>69404465
fucking paul rudd delivers this line flawlessly
goofy ass charismatic fuck
>>69403290
>why don't they ever address
2 Strikes and they put in em all in prison without trial and threw away the key(except for the king)
I would call that dealing with it
>>69402562
Underrated.
>>69404496
>It's a Tony Ruins everything episode
>>69404592
>I believe this is yours, Captain America
Everything Rudd said was great
>>69402990
his constant quipping is as much of his fighting as his actual fighting. He's won uncountable fights in comics simply by being a snarky ass the entire time and pissing off his opponent until they can't even think straight anymore
>>69404682
>"I know you too, you're great!"
Paul/SCHAT/ANTS knows how to make the ladies smile
>>69403061
this
>>69404745
>only time she smiles in the movie
Spiderman vs Bucky and Falcon in airport was best fight
Ironman vs Bucky and Captain America at hydra old base second
Black Panther vs Bucky and Captain America chase scene third
>>69403939
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh fuck! now this is comedy, your are a testament to the white race, friend!
>>69404655
Was he smiling because he knew he would get raped in prison?
>>69404788
It was bullshit that Cap was able to overpower Spidey though. And apparently he doesn't have spider sense either.
>>69404328
>You couldn't have done that at the beginning?
>I hate you..
>Spider talking shit entire fight just like in comics.
>That based as fuck editing when Spidey throws that chunk of metal at Bucky.
>Bucky being unstoppable in Hydra mode
>The sheer violence of the climactic fight.
>All the heroes getting fucked up worse in this movie than any other
>>69403787
he said "everyone". the implication is that he is aware of every single person he's hurt or killed unwillingly and tony's parents aren't any more or less valuable than all the other lives he's been forced to take.
That line had a shit ton of subtext to it.
I don't read the ant man comics, but does mass factor into ant man?
does his mass stay the same when he's small?
I thought it was strange that Peter Parker didn't notice a 150-200 pound man was on the shield he was holding
>>69402693
But anon,it's just a theory
>>69404812
He had a steady source of blow lined up
>>69404866
He did, you see it trigger whenever his eye lenses move
are they trying to make vision + scarlet witch a thing?
>>69403007
>tfw you get the best power-up in the multiplayer match after everyone's been ripping on you and start wrecking shit
>>69402693
What?
>>69404041
oh shit i had forgot about that one, that sincere apologetic tone layered with terror like "i just firebombed some of the worlds most powerful beings holy fuck"
>>69404866
>DubsBut with the exception of Vision Spiderman should have been able to easily kill every single person in this movie in about 10 seconds except for Iron Man and War Machine which would have taken about 60 seconds. Together.
>>69404917
Pym particles. It's bullshit rule of it does whatever the fuck we want it to do. It can retain the mass when shrunk or it cannot
>>69404937
It's always been a thing. They get married and she magics up some kids one day, then they turn out to be the souls of some demon guy, so they're undone and they get divorced.
Then she has a total breakdown cause she's reminded of her kids and gets Vision killed.
The comics are fucking terrible
>>69404917
the comics are just as inconsistent as the movies, but thats what its meant to be, Hope tells him he retains his weight so can punch people just as hard, but has to be careful to not punch straight through them since the force is compressed over such a small area like a bullet
why does vision seem so underpower?
>>69404866
sometimes experience wins, Cap's been living and fighting a very long time
>>69404496
Civil War was probably the best Marvel movie so far. The writing was really tight
I think this will affect the Avengers and will be part of thee reason Thanos defeats them in part 1 of that story. It will also show up in Spider Man. Peter will probably have a change of heart and rebel against Tony and become public enemy
>>69404782
Pretty sure she smiles a bit while Vision is talking/borderline flirting with her before she realizes that he's keeping her barred in the building
>>69404935
If he had it he wouldn't have gotten hit by Falcon's glider thing.
>>69404968
Captain could have still beat him, but with skill and battle smarts not just strength. I think having Spidey be a huge problem in the fight for team Capt would have been a lot of fun.
>>69405020
See above.
>>69404496
>He still thinks Ultron is completely Tony's fault
And let me guess, you think he and Hulk are to blame for Johannesburg being destroyed?
100% of the Avenger's current problems can be traced to Scarlet Witch.
Isn't something of consequence being that the Sokovia Accords were ratified and Cap's team are in hiding?
Thor is going to come back to Earth eventually and find half a team right? Or Doctor Strange is going to meet Stark and Stark will ask him to help him find the others?
>>69404866
He just got bitten by the spider and turned into spiderman 6 months ago.
Caps been doing this shit from like 100 years ago.
>>69405027
>there'll be a moment at the end of Part 2 where Cap unites all the Avengers after four years of in-fighting and we finally get the AVENGERS ASSEMBLE moment
>>69404167
They probably didn't want to include the fact that an Extremis level Iron Man has access to the world's CCTV and networked cameras.
>take stance about regulation and security for the lesser people of the world
>one man privatized pervasive surveillance
This would be mentally trying for the average movie goer.
>>69405057
I'm glad she looks like she's been getting raped by the guards in prison every day
>>69405009
Yeah, it's strange. He can shoot lasers, fly and phase through objects and people, yet he does fuck all in any fight scene.
>>69405095
>Extremis Iron Man
They are just determined to make Tony a straight up villain aren't they.
>>69405047
>If he had it he wouldn't have gotten hit by Falcon's glider thing.
He doesn't. He webs it accidentally when Falcon flies it in front of him and drags him out
>>69405130
since he wasnt out to murder anyone, those powers werent all that effective
>>69404167
it would probably be super easy IRL, just follow him home with CCTV feeds, that's how they find most on-the-street criminals in cities like NY and london with city cameras everywhere
marvel got a fetish for stairway fight scenes
>>69402607
Check your heavier than air privilege shitlord.
>>69402562
NUDE TAYNE
>>69405152
At the end of the fight he has Falcon and Bucky webbed to the floor and gets knocked out the window by it from behind. And Bucky says something about what took you so long. It doesn't make any sense that he would web it than let it drag him away, he would just let go.
>>69405145
Hey man, you get a driver's license, you register your weapons, you get a birth certificate, sex offenders are registered, etc.
If there are people capable of blowing up entire square blocks, people who can unconsciously irradiate an entire city, people who can date rape people with just their scent, people who can retcon the universe, would you not seek to regulate them?
Maybe the last example was not a good one.
>>69403251
bigger body = air pressure has more resistance against you, since uhh there's more of it pressing against you
>>69405305
Well he's dragged out somehow by it. I assumed it was cause he webbed it and Falcon dragged him out. Cause he was definitely been dragged out by something
>>69405027
Agreed, I rank the Cap movies 3>2>1
>>69402499
ANTS! is the best thing to come out of the MCU, even if he isn't Hank FUCKING Pym.
I remember asking people I know if they were going to see Ant-Man, the universal reaction was 'lmao who's Ant-Man'. I basically had to drag people to see it, but no-one was dissatisfied.
>>69405331
I'm talking about Extremis 3.0 which has nothing to do with what you're talking about.
Registration in the comics made slightly more sense in theory but Tony's application was full on super villain. Registration made ZERO sense in the movie because it was to the UN.
>>69405373
Some anon that has pirated it, post a screencap.
>Hawkeye has 5 mins of screentime
>Russos wrote him better in one movie than Whedon did in two
>>69402982
The plane wasn't fueled?
>>69405448
If you don't want to be monitored, don't do anything wrong nyoro~n
>>69405123
Doujins when
>>69405554
It has nothing to do with being monitored. I don't know what ur even going on about.
>>69405544
he was pretty good in Age of Ultron, but I pretty much agree with you. I loved his legitimate hate for Tony at the end.
>>69403900
Did anyone realize The Futurist is an album RDJ recorded? Pretty meta.
>>69403975
>this movie was meant to sell tickets
black panther was way better than expected
Cap movies always are the best marvel movies
>>69402499
Can someone post that new SCAHT pasta?
>>69405684
Screencaped it sorry its on my phone m8
>>69405447
I thought that Ant-Man not being Pym was going to be a real disappointment, but it actually worked out really well in the MCU.
>>69405739
Thanks m80
>>69405744
But why /didn't/ he think of his family before siding with Steve. (Same can be asked of with Scott and his daughter)
You can clearly see the look of disappointment in Tony's eyes
>>69403235
the Losers is actually based on a DC (Vertigo) comic
>>69403235
>>69405739
witnessed that, pure meme gold
>>69405544
He was getting better in AoU
But this is absolutely the best Hawkeye we've gotten
Proves Renner can do it when the writing is good
>>69405867
Clint? I think its more or less
He owes Wanda a debt
He knows Tony wont endanger his family
Problem is that now Ross probably knows about them.
>>69405331
>register your weapons
what sort of totalitarian shithole do you live in?
>>69403909
>Also Vision dropped an entire control tower on top of Bucky and Captain America.
They were nowhere near it when he dropped it. They only got close to it due to Wanda levitating it. Rhodey's the one who almost indirectly buried them.
>>69405556
WANDA IS PURE
PUUUUUUUURRRREEEEEEEE
>>69406162
wandafucksjonahhex.webm
>>69404866
Cap is better and always will be.
>>69404866
A master with a stick will always beat a novice with a knife
>>69404866
tbf, spidey was only 6 months into his powers.
>>69405057
Tony was going to built Ultron regardless, he even had talked about it with Jarvis and Banner. Wanda just spooked him a little
>There are people that think Zemo was a good villain
His plan made literally 0 sense.
>>69402641
did you even watch the movie? He wasnt apart of that shit, he just wanted to help cap
>>69405556
fucking weeb
>>69403104
Don't give up your day-job.
This quip is actually funny.
>>69406719
It worked though
>>69406851
You know how films work, right?
>>69402607
Yeah, and why would you shoot a man before throwing him out on
>>69406719
>His plan made literally 0 sense.
Look at this actual retarded person
>>69406920
yeah but it worked
>>69402798
The moment of inertia is farther from the source of torque therefore increasing rotational inertia and increasing force required to move the appendage, see: short legged runners verse long legged runners.
>"SMALL GUY IS NOW BIG!"
>"For you!"
Was that REALLY necessary, Marvel?
>>69407092
Is this bait, because this wasn't said in the movie at all.
>>69403251
Yeah if you're referring to mathematically quantifiable facts of nature as memes I'm already obliged not to take your input on the matter at face value. Please read a book before you go back to work at McDonald's
>>69407112
Hey buddy welcome to /teevee/ it's just like Reddit and we'll explain our jokes to you right away just let us know if something seems strange.
>>69406719
>There are people who think the Heath Ledger Joker was a good villain
His plan made literally 0 sense.
>>69407409
>anarchists
>having a plan
Good try marveldrone!
>>69407219
Thanks, I appreciate it buddy!
>>69403787
nigger look at people once in a while and learn what human emotions are like. had he said he didnt remember them, tony wouldve won. that wouldve been it. it really would have. killed his parents and didnt even remember them? they meant that little? theyre that unimportant? its like if you bump into an old girlfriend and she doesnt even remember who you are. how would that make you feel? you made such little impact that this girl doesnt even remember sucking your greasy cock. saying he remembered was the right call and took some of the edge off tony
>>69402607
American AND a faggot. Gee Wiz Billy
>It's a Marvelfags argue about their favourite quip of the flick thread
jesus christ
Why does it hurt Iron Man and other Iron Man to fall from up in the sky in this movie when they've taken big impacts before without a problem? Iron Man even gets hit with multiple cars being thrown at him at 200mph and comes out of it without a scratch
>>69407604
Just like that time in Wakanda, right?
I'm gonna guess Tony and Reed Richards didn't imprison unwilling supers in that fucking nega-zone hell hole super prison concentration camp no?
that shit was absolutely absurd in the comics
>>69402643
That's we we were all feeling senpai
God bless the Russos
>Also why don't they ever address all the dozens of civilians killed
THAT WAS THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE MOVIE
>This is now an Evan thread
>>69407817
>Evan
>>69404496
Why would they trust government control when shield was completely compromised in the previous film.
>>69407817
>STOP MY INVINCIBLE KEK
Was anyone else expecting cap to pick up both buck and tony from the floor at the end? I felt like that was totally out of caps character, and it would have made for a more emotional moment. It just tries too hard to make tony out as the bad guy towards the end.
>>69407868
because tony got caught up in emotions like a dumbass
>>69403400
>The friend I went to see the movie with didn't get theEmpire Strikes Backreference
>>69408006
As opposed to Cap who is basically going through trust issues like a battered woman
>>69403007
I can't let this thread go without...
THANK YOU BASED RUSSOS!
>>69408026
I didn't get the Orange Slices comment at all. In the theater I quickly guessed it was a reference to his sugar levels being shit after the growth bout, and orange slices are his favorite candy or maybe his daughter Cassie's favorite.
>>69403007
literally the most believable expression in the entire movie. and he was wearing a mask.
this shit is so fucking stupid
>>69408275
Did you never play sports as a kid?
>>69408317
>>69408275
i honestly thought it was a hangover reference because i always crave citrus the morning after a night of drinking.
>>69408275
Oh shit, thanks Anon. That does clear it up. The short answer is, I didn't play football in Jr High or High school 'cause my dad fucked up his knee and sternly told me to pick a different sport. My older brother said "whatever" and took up Varsity football and fucked up his knee lol. I figured with two examples, I'd nod and play Basketball and join the swim team.
No orange slices required for either of those.
>>69402607
Go to bed Bill
>>69408317
>Did you never play sports as a kid?
how playing a sport relates to orange slices anon? Do you seriously believe that the whole fucking planet's kids have oranges slices when playing sports? Do you still believe in santa as well?
>>69402734
fyi this is a finding nemo quote
honestly had to turn off the fight scenes because they were so stupid and nonsensical.
Cape shit is fucking cancer.
>>69402798
It was a beta sequence that he hasn't gotten into yet.
Why doesn't ant man just shrink himself and crawl inside someone and then make himself gigantic? He would just make everyone explode from the inside out and there's nothing they can do...
>>69408630
That's icky anon
>>69408630
He doesn't want to murder anyone especially like that.
>>69403007
This shot was incredible. Love the detail of the eyes.
>>69408575
>turn off
You're retarded for watching cam rips and should go back to /v/.
>>69402990
>I don't know who and what Spider-Man is
Anon. What?
>>69408543
t. fat fuck
>>69408543
impromptu mouthguard and also what you give to a guy with an injury to hush him up.
>>69408548
I'm pretty sure it was a Pinocchio reference.
>>69402643
Yeah but Tony will pay for it. You know he merchandises Iron Man shit in universe on top of all his family and business wealth.
>yfw homecoming will have spider-man trying to sell homemade spider-man t-shirts but no one wants them
Then he finds someone selling their own spider-man shirts in Chinatown and that's his little sign of validation that at least some people don't think he's a menace.
>>69408275
Wasn't Scott hungover during that scene? Maybe his mouth just tasted like cat shit.
>>69408630
a dude who could shapeshift into any animal did that to a vampire lady in True Blood when he turned into a fly and flew up her nose
>>69408543
You don't have to have an autistic fit about everything anon. You don't need to hide the fact that you played video games instead of sports from us.
