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IT KEEPS HAPPENING;_;
>>69401422
Wait, there are doing screenings right now?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69401444
Apparently they're doing the first pre-screenings.
What a surprise...
>>69401422
Since BvS, whenever people use "mess" to describe a movie they actually mean, not meant for people with ADHD/low IQ.
IT'S A FUCKING LIE
SOME MARVEL DRONE TWEETED THAT
DELETE THIS!!!
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>69401422
That sucks. I'm not particularly surprised, but that still sucks.
Move along folks...just salty marvelfags trying to sabotage another good movie.
>>69401422
Who
is this on /co/?
Good. There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a capeshit movie get a rotten score on RT
>>69401422
This literally is NOT true.
DC's dark writers were made for this movie.,
>a literal who makes some prediction
if he's right:
>goes on social media, links his prediction, gets to pretend he has more clout than he actually does
if he's wrong:
>no one says anything because no one knows who he is nor do they remember his prediction
IT'S A FUCKING LIE
SOME MARVEL DRONE TWEETED THAT
DELETE THIS!!!
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>"HERE IS ANOTHER LOG OF POOPY." -DC
>>69401422
>literally who?
>twitter screengrab
remember when shills were good at their jobs?
>>69401524
Doesn't need any sabotage when it comes to the Snyderverse.
>>69401631
>twitter screengrab
DC did it first.
>>69401524
>m-my DC movies cant possibly be bad
>f-fuck you Marvel you did this
will DCucks ever recover? will they continue to stoop lower?
>>69401524
Snyder is the one who sabotaged it.
>>69401540
Guy from Schmoes Knows, had some reliable info in the past.
>>69401605
jesus christ why are DCucks so easy to BTFO?
The replies to that tweet. Jesus fucking Christ what a bunch of pathetic people. They're acting like he personally insulted their families.
>>69401655
>>69401605
>>69401422
DCfags are on literal suicide watch
Did anyone actually have any faith left in suicide squad?
Why is WB so terrible at making movies that don't involve Nolan/Donner/Burton?
>One (1) final shot to kill off Evans this year
>Blow it
This man is immortal now
>>69401422
DCucks BTFO
I can't wait to see the look on marvelcucks faces when this gets a 90%+ on rotten tomatoes
>>69401749
He's a handsome, charismatic, pure Aryan American actor who happens to be a really good one. He's already invincible.
is this the best evans?
>>69401720
Jared Leto's mother, bless her.
>>69401797
Where the fuck is this from?
>>69401492
It's actually code word for "your aspie son may enjoy it"
>>69401770
I've heard that tune before...
>>69401797
Holy fuck kek that is impressive
>>69401720
I wanted it to be good, but I'm not surprised to hear it's a mess.
yep, shill
>>69379356
>>69401797
>>69401752
>>69401749
>>69401620
>>69401516
Is there a single reason to hate this meme man? He's handsome, charming and funny.
CALLING IT NOW
Movie will be generally well-received, a solid 7/10, but Leto's Joker will be borderline unanimously agreed to be the worst part of it, a complete misfire.
>>69401849
>son
>implying you'll ever have the sex necessary to procreate
Will DCucks ever learn?
Let's get a Rotten Tomatoes prediction going on.
I'm thinking critics are going to feel bad after the BvS debacle and Civil War's success, so they'll feel a bit more generous.
40%
>>69401885
he's talking about his wife's son anon
>>69401573
It's not even the same crew. David Ayer isn't dark so much as he is an edgier muscle head version of Michael Bay.
>>69401842
Reminder that in one of his movies he skateboarded so fast he exploded
>>69401879
Epic prediction for the win, welcome to 2 years ago.
>>69401885
THAT BOI IS GONE
>>69401893
58%
"has the fun that DC films have been lacking but the editing and Leto's performance keep the film from elevating above mediocre"
>>69401879
And Jai Courtney will steal the show
>>69401893
68%
>>69401893
80%
>Mature, intelligent, funny and boasting a cast of compelling characters, Suicide Squad manages to re-invigorate the DCEU and give Marvel a run for their money
>>69401966
Dubs confirms John Titor posts among us
>>69401893
I think it'll be about 55%. General consensus will be "interesting idea, flawed execution", and two of either Robbie, Leto or Courtney will be praised for quirky standout performances.
>>69401966
This sounds about right. What about the box office? Not sure how much it'll make, but I think it will do well.
>>69401770
Just like BvS. Why do you think Marvel fans would hate a good DC film? Most people like BB and TDK just fine. A great suicide squad movie could spark new energy for cape films. Suicide Squad soley exists because of Marvel and the success of Guardians. Now imagine how Marvel could change if DC were successfully creating movies. Marvel already announced Ant-Man 2 to ne NC-17 due to FOXs Deadpool.
Who is that cuck and why should I care what his wife's son tells about a movie?
>>69402089
560 M$
DC is a mess. DC is a disgrace! DC is a big, fat mess!
>>69401893
78%
"From the slow, and muddled pacing and questionable casting, this high octane energy, mix of fun, and serious tone, DC has finally found a perfect balance with great performances, and action"
>>69402089
600-700
it'll underperform overseas, do pretty well in the US.
why is /tv/ so happy for a movie to be bad?
>>69402051
>>Mature, intelligent
We're trying to guess realistic scenarios here, senpai.
>>69401849
>look my wife's son, cancer
>>69402097
>Why do you think Marvel fans would hate a good DC film?
Because they are getting challenged that their mediocre meme movies are no longer considered the best ones out there, hence why whenever there's any rumors or news they explode in an autistic fit of rage and claim how they all should quite and how Marvel rules?
>Marvel already announced Ant-Man 2 to ne NC-17 due to FOXs Deadpool
You do know that was a joke by the autistic director of the first one, right?
>BvS a failure
>X-Men Apocalypse a failure
>Suicide Squad a failure
Now all we need is a Marvel movie to shit the bed completely with critics and capeshit will finally die. I hope Infinity War is a blunder
>>69402145
While Suicide Squad is a joke, not very bright and totally overrated, some losers and haters will miss it & the dumb clown humor. Too bad!
>>69401893
60%
It will have the exact same issues BvS did, but accounting for the fact marvel drones want to be more low-key with their shilling now that they're being found out, coupled with the "fun" factor that's being presented with this movie and just people generally wanting to go easier on it this time.
>>69402191
We're not, but Snyder has been so condescending in regards to DC's superiority above other comic book movies it becomes hilarious when the movies he sponsors fall short of the greatness he touts.
A tale of hubris.
>>69402191
the same reason /pol/ celebrates market crashes
Reminder:
"Got word" means "Disney paid me to say this".
>>69402274
>just disney paid me to say this
Friendly reminder that dumbed down masses historically represent the majority of the world population.
But by all means, continue with your Marvel circlejerk to make you feel better about yourselves, if only for a little while. You can't hide from the fact that your mediocre and conformist lifestyles are drenched in banality and lack of ambition, and that you're celebrating the success of a faceless corporation as your own.
Why do Marveldrones fear what they don't understand?
Encountering the unknown reminds them of the ultimate unknown: death.
If a person is unsatisfied with their lives and feels inadequate they reject it out of fear of having to face their own mortality one day and realizing that they wasted their lives.
So instead of facing their inner demons they choose to cower in the warm and soothing but provisional embrace of escapism and ignorance, which is what Marvel flicks represents to them.
Have fun in your thread though.
>>69402191
Because autism and they hate the movie since the first teaser because it was popular.
>>69401797
This is one of my favorite gifs ever. And I have a Trump /wsg/ thread open in another tab.
>>69402191
Because we hope that it signals the end of capeshit.
>>69402227
Wrong, what you are going to get is Marvel having a monopoly over the business, have fun complaining about the same shitty marvel movies until 2020.
It keeps happening.
>>69402262
no he hasnt?
>>69402472
yes he has?
>>69402472
Called Ant-Man "flavor of the month"
>>69402493
no, he hasnt.
Saying he was surprised about films being made of thor and antman is by no means condescending.
>>69401504
>"Some Marvel drone has told you that! Some Marvel drone has told you that," cried the little man, and in his anger he plunged his right foot so deep into the earth that his whole leg went in, and then in rage he pulled at his left leg so hard with both hands that he tore himself in two.
>>69402611
>The Marvel universe has gone nuts; we’re going to have a fricking Captain America movie if we’re not careful.
BUT I DON'T GET IT
THEY RESHOT THE MOVIE TO ADD MORE QUIPS
I THOUGHT THE CRITICS LOVED QUIPS??
I MEAN OBVIOUSLY IT CAN'T BE THAT BVS WAS A SHIT FILM... r-right?
>>69401492
Mess = shit sandwich.
meme
>>69402517
>online iq tests
This is pathetic.
>>69402531
>Implying that isnt exactly what every stand alone marvel film is?
>Marvelfag sources: Devin Faraci, literally who tweeters
Lol really?
>>69401879
59%.
>>69402723
WHAT THE FUCK HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT
>>69401605
STOP IT
>>69401802
She's gonna freak when she sees how bad it is.
>>69401950
Unlike you, he's paid his dues.
>>69401966
35%
The trailers have been well done and it gives people hope that it will be decent
>>69402809
No, their box office runs tend to last several months.
>>69401797
They should have stickied that thread yesterday. Such an impressive gif.
>>69402837
highlight that text, right click and google to find out
>>69402898
do you have the archive link?
>>69401995
>Jai Courtney
>Stealing anything
He's worse than Sam Worthington and that's really saying something because Worthington is fucking abysmal.
>>69402309
friendly reminder that if you think capeshit is deep, and people didn't like BvS because they couldn't understand the subtle nuances. Your IQ is below 70.
>>69402955
What subtle nuances? If the film had hands they would be honey baked.
>>69402145
Thanks, sin pie. Now everytime we see Jared with green hair we're gonna hear airports!!
>>69402941
Nah. I'm at work. It'll be there. OP is that gif so it won't be hard to find.
Someone here will probably have it though.
>>69402837
That was what I did, then I learned it was something Snyder actually said and to express that I am quite suprised by this, I typed that response in all caps. I think you took it as a question but there was no question mark at the end. An understandable error. Maybe I should have finished with THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69402925
meant to quote this
>>69403041
>>69402889
missing the point this hard
>>69403111
doesn't understand what words mean
>>69402254
Make mine Marvel, but Squad doesn't look like the edge fest BvS was. I don't respect them as I feel it's Silver Chair trying to pose as Nirvana, but the commercials are no where near Snyder dire.
>>69401788
Chris Evans is Irish Catholic from Boston. Which is fine because the Steve Rogers/ Captain America character is Irish in the comics. Aren't Aryans supposed to be Iranian or something?
>>69401422
>>69401422
All that chit chat is gonna get you hurt.
Ill be accepting your apology in august, unless you killed yourself in the meantime.
>>69402191
I would love to see a good Suicide Squad movie, but at the same time it's funny that this "dark and edgy" road that DC has taken has been met with such derision.
>>69401422
i think at this point people are prediciting dc movies are going to be shit because its more likely than not
>>69402309
Let me guess--atheist?
>>69403268
I just assumed they were white, blue-eyed, and brunette/blond.
>>69402453
Aquaman on the right?
>>69401422
>you heard it here first
But /tv/ has been saying that since those ridiculous costumes and LetoJoker showed up.
>>69401422
Marvel always wins, baby
Are we actually witnessing the death of capeshit before our very eyes?
>>69402472
He damn sure does and his boy Mimoa signs Aquaman posters with "Fuck Marvel." Fuck 'em.
>Marvelfags rallying in celebration over.....a tweet
That's cute.
See you in August.
>>69401893
32% "dc yet again tries to resurrect their dead cinematic universe however suicide squad is not the movie to pull it off, mediocre at best, eye scratchingly painful at worst"
>>69401422
Tom Dagnino
Gucci driving shoes
LeL opinion discarded into the trash he goes
>>69401797
>>69402139
>>69403391
just spam my shit up
>trying to make a suicide squad movie without establishing the villains in their own trilogies first
lel
Even as a card carrying Marvelfag, I want Suicide Squad to do well.
DC's got the best bad guys and if SS becomes a franchise in of itself, they will be able to show that off.
There's too much potential and I hope to GOD they don't drop the ball.
>>69403434
>see you in August
for... when you go ahead and claim Disney and Marvel are behind the failure that is SS?
>>69403526
Yeah, dude, Slipknot is fucking hype as shit. Stoked to see him show his stuff in SS!!!
>>69401605
Tom Dagnino easily triggered
He's soft, like a marshmallow
He took the bait so easily also senpai
Also hasn't seen movie just being a middle man Kek Marvelcucks on suicide watch literally
>>69401605
>anime profile pic
>>69401797
10/10 Evans
>>69401797
>>69402139
>>69403391
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1217107&page=4
Simply epic NeoGAG meme, friends. I'm glad to see all these intersectional feminists coming here to 4chan and taking the power back from white CIS scum.
>YFW a Doctor Strange movie ends up making more money than a movie with the Joker
http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/content/batman-vs-superman-blamed-captain-america-civil-war-lower-box-office
>>69403512
Yeah now general audiences are gonna be confused at a movie introducing characters for the first time in a single movie.
How audiences have survived, you know, every movie ever made, I have no clue
We need a 2 hour for each character, just 1 actor center of frame explaining everything about his or herself
>b-b-but Marvel doesn't pay critics, w-w-we swear
>>69403669
>cosmicbooknews
Marvelfags have no chill
>>69403397
Only for DC
>>69401893
"65% it's too long and boring, but in a good way!"
>>69401605
tom has no chill
>>69403397
Normies already got the idea planted of paid critics and this will make it bigger, this is the beginning of the end.
Marvel literally dug the entire grave for the cancerous genre they created.
>>69403690
>Green Lantern was a masterpiece.
>>69403673
Most movies don't do with 8 or so main characters. Only so much time can be devoted to the development of each character with large ensemble casts. That's why I think Marvel benefited so much from doing their leap up films to their Avengers/Civil War films.
>>69403690
Tom Dagnino isn't a critic. You need to keep your boogeymen straight, DCuck.
94%
Jared Leto portrayal of the joker is an out of this world masterpiece, full of high flying antics, twists and hijinks.
>>69402309
Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.
Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.
When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Civil War or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.
Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
>>69401605
Based Finnstock
>>69403669
Lower box office? Lower than what!? It's 5-day total is past BvS and Iron Man 3.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET US WIN
>>69403589
>being this delusional
>>69403349
Then he's Aryan.
>>69403669
>civil war
>bad word of mouth
DC fag detected.
The answer is obvious. It was call Captain America, not Avengers.
>>69403849
Why can't you just make a good movie?
>>69403645
Is there where the recent influx of SJWs is coming from? A fucking videogame site?
Makes a lot of sense desu.
>>69403823
good pasta
![e2b2548bdc444cd53ca9da6f7b2c7816[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oY9ZvU1.jpg "e2b2548bdc444cd53ca9da6f7b2c7816[1]")
The Marvel Studios fandom is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom such as the Marvel Cinematic Universe "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Racoon for president!"
>>69403421
Pretty interesting considering he auditioned for the role of Drax but "turned it down because he didn't want to be seen as the muscle."
>>69403936
good pasta
>>69401849
>58%
>Leto's more flamboyant take on the Joker is a welcome jolt of liveliness in an otherwise tedious slog.
As a marvelfag I would actually love for DC to have some decent output that is true to their source material. I was a huge fan of the DCAU as a tyke and I think that's as close to perfect as DC adaptaions have been.
>>69401605
This made me laugh a lot
>>69402955
you sound bitter
You mean the movie with a billion villians, batfleck and MOMS GONNA FREAK isn't good?
You dont' say.
>company wars on a movie board
>there's even meme names for those comapnies
How is this board any different from /v/ ?
Do you people even like movies?
>yfw DC is killing capeshit
Say it with me: Thank you DC
>>69403142
Having no actual comeback
>>69403853
Being this assblasted that a DC movie succeed
Why are marveldrones such children
Oh wait, movie appeals to kids I forgot ;)
>>69402309
>>69403823
>>69403936
Why are anti-Marvel pastas always so brutally honest?
I just come here to have fun and shitpost.
>>69404089
DC isn't killing capeshit, all they're doing is ensuring that Marvel has a monopoly on it
>>69403936
>Thorlene
As bad as that is, the tumblr fanartist at least put an iota of effort into creating a genderswap name. Big Two comics are dogshit.
>>69403797
That explanation in the capeshit realm where all capeshit is compared to other capeshit. Oh that capeshit ensemble failed so this one will too!
No, ensemble films have existed since the beginning of film and your little cinematic universe perspective is warped and incorrect.
Now don't reply to me again
>>69403565
you joke but Slipknots been in some good stuff.
How much does a shill get paid? Where do you guys sign up for this?
>literally who the twitter account saying it is "messy" without having seen the movie
>>69404134
they're always amount to "normal people like these movies" as if they're some kind of film connoisseur blissfully unaware they're on a korean calligraphy board in the shitposting section.
>>69403997
Will they ever learn?I'm more happy it means the Evans laughing shitposting will continue
>>69401492
When did the capeshit can be high brow joke start?
It's not fucking arthouse you autist
>>69403349
Historically illiterate. Wouldn't expect anything less from a capeshitter.
>>69404278
He never claims to have seen it
>>69403632
from the thumbnail I thought that was a penis in his face
>>69404433
>wahh you don't know unused terms' definitions!
>>69401422
HAHa hah ahAHAha HAH aHahah HAHAH haha
>>69404439
That's what I said
Word that BvS sucked was spreading in late 2015 and no one believed it either.
>Warcraft is so good people are breaking NDA to say so
>Suicide Squad is trash
Dear lord
What does DC stand for?
>>69404598
>expecting David Bowie's son to make a shit film
come on bro, why are you surprised. Did you see Moon?
>>69404522
He said he heard it's shit, not that he knows it's shit.
>>69404641
detective comics
>>69404641
Damage Control
Dead Careers
Destroyed Cornholes
Desperate Cucks
>>69404677I've never seen moon but I've seen Source Code and that is a pretty good movie
>>69404641
Distant seCond
>>69404522
He's saying the reports he heard from people who have seen it call it messy.
You're literally blaming the messenger.
>>69404641
Detective Comics Comics
B A L L R O O M
L
I
T
Z
>>69404736
is it true?
>>69404472
>Waaah I've never picked up a book in my life!
>>69401605
goddamn DC bros why do we keep getting fucking #rekt
i fucking hate this shit
>>69403271
>suicide squad
>not dark and edgy
Stick with captain America kiddo
>>69404598
What a time to be alive
I really hope its good as they say it is, just so it completely BTFO's /tv/
>>69404799
>DCucks believe this
>>69404823
Most unoriginal falseflagging attempt I've read in months.
You will never understand the bond DCbros share.
>>69401422
I guess Will Smith should have stuck with the shitty ID4 sequel
>>69404598
>look it up
>people are actually saying it's good
>>69404861
>Stan actually loved BvS
Get your memes straight Evans, if you're doing it for free at least put some effort to make it worth it.
>>69403823
>>69403823
A FUCKING MEN
I AM SO SICK OF THIS GREY BLURFEST
WHERE IS THE CONTRAST LIGHTING
WHERE IS PROPER SET PRODUCTION THAT ISNT JUST DEPTH OF FIELD HIDING THE LACK OF POLISH
WHERE ARE /REAL SETS/
HI WOOWEE
>>69404930
>Willy turns down the Matrix to do Wild Wild West
>Willy turns down IDR to do Suicide Squad
>>69401842
And unlike Cavill, he has a range of facial expressions.
ITT:
>>69404936
>Batman was pretty good
>HE TOTALLY LOVES BvS GUYS MARVEL BTFO
>>69404598
I mean early fan buzz on BvS was positive too.
Daily reminder that Raza and Mudasir's Civil War lasted 6 months (from September to March)
Fucking Tony and Steve lasted for days
>>69405135
DELETE THIS
>>69404994
Autists are like vegans in that they can't stop reminding people they're autists.
>>69401524
How'sit going back there playing catch up with Marvel?
>>69401422
What do you expect when the trailers just have Harley showing that shes a strong woman who doesnt need no man. Also Will Smith saying We some kind squad I need money to pay for my sons M2F transition.
>>69405135
>I mean early fan buzz
It wasn't fans. It was the buzzing of flies on horseshit.
>>69402309
Nailed it.
>>69405126
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>69405176
>>69401605
that guy just won a follower
>>69401893
percentage will be Rotten, but average rating will show it's better than most of the MCU's mediocre flicks.
>>69405236
The line "Do you bleed?" has a new meaning.
>>69401797
you have unlocked god level meme
Only thing Marveldrones need to be reminded of. Everything else is dubious in comparison.
Question unrelated to OP: back in February, didn't that faggot Devin Faraci claim that sources close to him said that WB was worried about BvS and how test audience reception was mixed?
>>69405202
>“I think visually it was insane. I thought Ben Affleck was an incredible Batman. I thought that fight sequence he had against all the guys, that was sick. Even Jesse Eisenberg was cracking me up at some points. That’s all I got."
>That’s all I got.
>>69403936
Nailed it.
>>69405300
I remember reading something like that.
>>69404934
Where do you look it up?
>>69405396
thewarcraft reddit
>>69404598
>>69404934
where can I find this
>>69405396
on you know where
and also here
>>69390436
>>69405300
He also said they did reshoots on SS to make it more 'fun'.
yfw after Infinity War, Kevin Feige leaves Marvel Studios and joins with WB as head of the DCEU
>>69402517
This image upsets me because I'm the first post in that thread with "~160" but whoever made the image cut off the rest of my post where I said I also play linebacker for the Raiders and model underwear in the offseason.
I dont appreciate being censored
>>69403589
>>69404106
Hello. I am the Mad Anon Detector. You have been identified as the MadAnon™ in this conversation. Please try to remain calm and assess how mad you are right now.
>>69401422
>suicide squad is a mess
translation: it's not like a marvel studios movie so it's bad
Why cant people like both?
I saw BvS twice and liked it alot.
I've seen Civil War once so far, but really liked it. Will see it again at some point.
>>69403797
>we don't need to see another batman origin
>DC needs more movies to set up their characters
BvS had 3 main characters a side character and a monster.
>it's overblown with characters
topkek
>>69401422
Serious Dc Fan here... PLEASE do not make fun of this movie!!
I understand BvS wasnt that good but PLEASE do not write bad stuff about this one!!
BvS was the perfect storm to attract two of the worst crowds.
>Reddit brainwashed IQlets who take company wars too seriously, and spam the Tomatoscore and box office performances, and genuinely think that these are valid arguments as they suck Mickey Mouse's dick once again.
>Pretentious, narcissitic douchebags with insecurity issues and Impostor's Syndrome who read a quote somewhere that they're not allowed to like capeshit, and discard it automatically, but ironically feel the urge to flaunt and prove their "superior knowledge" in capeshit threads all day with shallow arguments.
Thankfully, the voice of reason is being heard through the ocean of piss.
>There are people who work at Warner who are passing around at the office what is being said on 4chan to get everyone on board.
>Zack Snyder has been described as very "focused" on the set on Justice League.
>Despite the negative reception of Batman v. Superman, the morale is pretty high on set.
>Ben Affleck will be working close with Zack Snyder on Justice League as he prepares for his solo Batman film.
>The goal for Warner Bros is to have another Batman trilogy.
>A Suicide Squad sequel is already in development.
>There are big plans for the Green Lanterns with the possibility of a Green Lantern centered Justice League film in the future.
>David Ayer wants Deathstroke and Bane for Suicide Squad 2.
So basically everyone else who hates it for no logical reason whatsoever and has become too emotionally invested in the affair is becoming extremely asspained because they know they're getting cucked hard.
>>69405674
You're not allowed to like things faggot
movies are about rival franchises not enjoyment
>>69402472
I can't believe I share a board with people who think he's ever made anything good.
This capeshitkino meme has gone too far.
>>69401797
That is some really immaculate editing / composting skills.
I didn't think people like that existed on /tv/.
>>69405687
Join the Suicide Squad
>>69405674
>I don't have opinions about things because they're all good
Fuck off normie. You're the reason politics are so fucked.
>>69405628
On the contrary, I expect the masses (and reddit) to like it for the same reasons they liked Guardians of the Galaxy, it'll be a team of zany misfits in a movie that feels different from other superhero fare.
Will also help that David Ayer is a far more competent director than Snyder.
>>69403645
>my favorite GAF meme this year.
>>69405676
>BvS had 3 main characters a side character and a monster.
>>it's overblown with characters
because those characters weren't fleshed out and you didn't know shit about lex or wonder woman or much about this new batman either, and so it felt crammed because it had all these unfamiliar characters.
>>69405674
>seeing movies more than once in a theater
what level of gay are you?
>literally had to add "comedy" to the movie because of how poorly received Dong of Justice was
>people are surprised when it's bad
>>69403632
>Evans always grabs his chest whenever he laughs hard
>must be serious heart palpitations
THE ROIDS BRO.
THEIR DAMAGE IS BECOMING APPARENT.
>>69405365
>>69405464
So I guess he was right about the BvS rumor after all then? Faraci's claim about the SS reshoots adding more "fun" and Finstock's recent tweet about SS being a mess (due to those reshoots maybe?) seem to correlate. We'll wait and see
>>69401422
Can we confirm that this man has any connections with any of the early screenings or are you all going to meme DC is badxd like a bunch of idiots in this thread?
>>69405786
fuck off back to /v/.
>>69405774
I maintain that I'm right that Leto only appears in a few minutes' worth of runtime as flashbacks and isn't actually in the events of the movie and are giving everyone a sour taste because they hyped him up so much.
Why are people shocked?
Look at the trailers. They're awful.
Plus, wasn't there some report of emergency re-filming of crucial scenes a few weeks ago?
>>69405767
>because those characters weren't fleshed out at all
There was MoS that basically explained this Supes.
The first hour of the movie is based on Bats and his motivation interspersed with some Lex.
WW was a side character just as much as Spiderman in Civil War.
Just shut up.
If you need a trilogy to understand a superhero character you're literally a retard.
>>69405863
I need a movie to have good writing for it to be good.
I don't get why DC is so dumb.
Why is it so hard to pick good directors? LITERALLY just look at their track record of films.
Marvel has this shit down to a science.
>>69401422
My favorite thing about all this snydershit is that there are anons on /tv/ & /co/ that keep saying they'll never watch another Snyder movie, then they do it again.
Pic related.
I'm not surprised if this movie does turn out bad, it literally had 3 weeks of reshoots, which would account for roughly 25% of normal production time.
Personally, I was hoping this would be the one good thing WB makes since the other DC properties are being Exec Produced or directly Produced by the Snyders. WW is going to be abysmal.
>>69405900
>If I can't understand what I'm seeing it's the fault of the movie.
>>69403997
Someone should shoop a sad Leto in pic related
>>69401605
Wait....
hol up....
Now hol up
U niggaz think
Thiz shit waz funny?
It wasn't clever, it was pretty low brow if anything Tom is the salty fag the other guy os just calling him out on his bluff.
Good. The more capeshit starts to flop the harder it'll get for them to draw big names. The quicker it'll go back to it's natural environment of Saturday morning cartoons where it belongs.
>>69405916
these movies will be bad until they fucking kick him off these projects
the man has literally never made a good movie and they keep throwing money at him like he shits gold ingots, it's unreal
>>69405916
I remember when people thought Sucker Punch would be good from the trailers lmao
>>69405933
If the movie is poorly written, like Dong of Justice was, I don't give a fuck.
I watched the movie to see the new Batman, and he was okay.
Superman will never be good.
Wonder Woman will never be good.
Facebook Lex Luthor was trash.
Doomsday was ridiculous.
Aquaman looked like shit.
Cyborg is a literally who from a children's cartoon.
The Flash looks like some kind of gender-fluid SJW faggot.
Were there other things in the movie?
Who cares. Why was Superman's mom kidnapped, seemingly sexually assaulted with WHORE written across her face in a bunch of polaroids that look like snuff pictures in this goddamn superhero film?
Why are the Joker, Harley Quinn, Deadshot, and Killer Croc (all notable Batman villains) still alive in a world where Batman has been around seemingly for decades murdering random street thugs?
That movie was nothing. Poorly written nothing.
Alright...
*takes off specs*
Let me tell you what's wrong with Mr. Zack Snyder. To put it simply, his only problem is that he doesn't care about nerd culture. That's it. That's all. Satisfied? Good. Now run along and join the other sheep. Bye. Bye!
*sits there*
Oh, you're still here? Good, you've passed the test. The truth is yes, Zack IS too careless, but he's merely guilty of disregarding TOO much nerd culture. Alright, picture this- you're walking through the English countryside and see a cinema. In this cinema you see a film, a film very different from the Simon Pegg-esque upper middle class quip oriented flicks you're used to. Through seeing this film you are shown things- wondrous things. Now, up until this moment you're just a normal bloke. You watch Netlix on the weekend, talk to uni friends on facebook, have a joke and a share witty conversations between classes and generally get on with your life. But this moment changes the entire paradigm. It's something you genuinely never thought possible, but guess what? It happened. It happened and it can't unhappen. Deal with it.
So what do you do? That's the million dollar question, right? What do YOU do? Do you keep it to yourself? Sure, that would make things much easier, but why do that? Why keep it to yourself? Why do something simply because you're in fear of stepping out of the small, narrow box that society has put you in? That's the definition of, to use a much used modern phrase, a cuck. Yes, a cuck.
At the end of the day Zack Snyder is, at the very least, not a cuck. That's something he has over most people here. And that, I think, is something that must be said.
>>69405994
Dude your argument is invalid.. just cos DC films are flopping wont stop Marvel from making more.
>>69406032
the trailers made it look like a softcore lesbian fantasy action movie.
>>69406124
Wonder Woman= hottest waifu
Affleck as Batman = best Batman right now
Superman = serial killer who is trying to be good
>>69406204
>hottest waifu
She wasn't even close to being the most attractive woman in the movie.
>>69401422
I can't believe there are people who are literally rooting for this to fail. I don't even know what end you want. Its like Sega people who hoped Nintendo would fail you aren't getting more games by Sega you are just getting HALF the games!
DC movies aren't just going to magically appear in Disney, you know that right? Disney cannot possible have two concurrent universes going on they can't bankroll like 8-12 200 million+ blockbusters a year especially with how shit their toys and ESPN are.
IF and I mean IF Suicide Squad bombs and WB just throws Disney DC what will happen is either MCU goes twice as slow and the movie that is coming out in 2020 is now coming out 2024 OR MCU is put on permanent hiatus until the Justice League saga is complete which is going to have utter and total crew overhauls which will delay all the movies about a year.
I know you are mainly just trolling sensitive DC fans but this future a few of you crazies are rooting for is really really bad for capeshit as a whole.
>>69406204
>hottest waifu
>>69406129
The man directs in sweatpants and under armor wristbands.
If that's not badass I dunno what is. Nerds can't stand that an alpha auteur is in control of their products, and he's elevating them to heights their puny brains can't comprehend. They can't stand that someone who appears on the outside as a manchild with a comic book fetish, is pushing the medium further than they thought possible.
Snyder, Affleck, and Cavill get the bitches and gays all juicy. They are just ripe with raw sexual energy. This offends the virginal fanboi. MoS and BvS deal with emotional issues and belief systems in a mature way. This doubly offends the fanboi, who is stuck in perpetual adolescence. They can't process or register mature emotions. And people hate what they don't understand.
>>69406277
No one gives a shit about DC movies anymore.
If they disappeared, people would keep watching the Marvel movies and forget about DC characters altogether.
No one wants Disney to make DC movies.
>>69406238
>>69406301
This is what you call a hot body. No extra fat lying around
>>69406384
No feminine features, you mean.
>>69406384
Thank ms skeltal
>>69401422
Why the fuck is there so much hate for DC?
Dont tell me people hate Batman, Joker etc because in the 80s everyone loved the cartoons and Burton movies.
Is it because of Snyder? Hell Snyder aint directing this one anyway.
Or are people literally just want Marvel to do the best and anything DC related to fall?
>>69406445
This is a next level kek
>>69404598
>Capeshit is on its deathbed
>Vidyakino rises from the ashes
Who ready for the Warcraft Cinematic Universe(TM)?
>>69401879
The opposite. Movie will be poorly received, 5.5/10 or so, but Leto's Joker will be largely agreed to be a highlight although nowhere near Ledger's performance.
>>69401842
IKR
>tfw you will never lick his nipples while he gently chuckles at you
why live?
>>69406449
DING DING DING
>>69405065
Cavil is the epitome of all a man should be he doesnt fucking need facial expressions faggot
>>69406485
>eventual Reign of Chaos movie
ITT: Evans in suicide watch once again
>>69403936
You fucking nailed it, anon. This should become pasta. Also, has anyone ever posted this on /co/ or Tumblr? Would love to see their reaction.
>>69406598
Why does his dick always massively bulge out in all pictures?
im just watching it for her
>>69406611
I don't venture into those horrible places.
>>69402223
>getting challenged
But they're not at all. The DC movies haven't been remotely up to par with MCU. That's like saying Dreamworks is challenging Pixar. Sure, some decent movies come out of Dreamworks, but as a whole, Pixar BTFOs them
>>69402309
>death
>unknown
lol, it's been known for thousands of years, you're just an idiot
>>69403936
10/10 for accuracy
>>69406633
He's constantly aroused
>>69406633
Its obvious-he has a huge fucking dick
of couse you wouldnt know about having a huge dick anon, sucks to be you ;_;just messing with you bro on that last bit seriously i want his dick in my mouth
>>69406030
They gave him the benefit of doubt with BvS. But with JL, filming began just a few weeks after BvS released and they were afraid of publicly firing him and hiring a new director because it would generate more bad publicity while BvS was still in theaters.
They should have just bit the bullet, it's not as if BvS's sales were going to have a long tail anyway.
>>69401605
SAVAGE
>>69406384
Did you see her in last month's issue? So hot.
reminder this happened
kek.
>>69406449
The last point desu senpai.
People are so up Marvel's shit-hole they are probably secretly hoping that deep down WB gives up and sells the rights to Disney so they have total control over all of their costumed childhood idols and they can have a nice Iron Man v. Batman v. Han Solo v. Buzz Lightyear crossover film and jizz themselves off to sleep all while not giving a fuck that they're killing the film industry and turning it into the Mickey Mouse flick club.
Also doesn't help when you have blatant Disney shills like Screen Junkies making "Honest Trailers" and having their shitty opinions count as fact when they're know-nothing geeks who probably only got into "film" when superhero movies started to get popular in the late 10's.
>>69406129
>That's the definition of...a cuck
>>69401492
BvS is one of the most ADHD movies ever. And if you're unironically impressed by BvS, and take internet IQ tests seriously, sorry to break it to you but you're not an overwhelmingly smart person.
>>69407059
Did your Evans folder get depleted already? I thought you prepared new ones every morning to evade the archive.
>>69407274
>boasting about your intelligence on a public forum of the internet
You're like all the tough guys I see posting in MMO global chats about how they "don't believe in God because I have a brain". You're a walking example of irony.
>>69407274
If you couldn't keep up with BvS's plot you should consider professional help.
>>69406921
>look at pic
>scroll through paragraphs thinking I didnt read something
>staring at it
>wtf is even wrong with thi-
>CIA
you son of a bitch, lol
>>69402517
Reminder
>>69407395
TIL Stephen Hawking has a low IQ
>>69406929
Nobody wants Disney to buy DC, we don't want DC characters at all anymore. I'd rather let any of the other big four studios take DC if it meant getting them out from under WB.
>>69404324
If by "normal people" you mean people in touch with reality then I agree.
>>69404994
A person with autism spectrum disorder likes Marvel. Wow got them good.
>>69401605
I don't get it. What did he do besides call him a pussy?
>>69406643
I like the way it's clear in this picture that she doesn't have a penis.
>>69404641
DEEP COCK
>>69407770
I've seen more impressive tucks
>>69407333
I'm not boasting "about my intelligence." I'm responding to somebody that was doing exactly that. Sorry that triggered you so much dumbfriend.
>>69407340
Literally no one "couldn't keep up with BvS's plot." The fuck you talking about? What kind of belligerent dipshit thinks they're special because they understood the plot to a childrens' movie?
>>69407896
I'm sorry friend, but I think BvS is just too complicated for you to understand. Maybe you should stick to marvel movies.
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