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Who should play him if they make a movie?
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Who should play him if they make a movie?
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MADS
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>>69376233

Alexander SkarsgÄrd
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>>69376233
BASED MADS
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>>69376233
Idris Elba
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>>69376268
>>69376273
Neither looks or sounds the part at all
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>>69376233

fuck that game was comfy
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>>69376291
WRONG

BASED MADS NEVER FAILS TO DELIVER
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steven of course
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>>69376291

Good thing they are actors.
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>>69376233
Viggo, but it's getting too late
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>>69376291

>Mads not looking like Geralt

get your eyes checked

>>69376273

too skinny. but hey Gadolt was casted as WW
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>implying this movie would ever get made
Disregarding the problem of finding an old chainsmoker who still has the stamina to use a sword like Geralt everybody would get triggered.
The SJW would hate it because of the sexy women, Geralt fucking and no important blacks.
/pol/ would hate it because there are a couple of powerful women in it, Radovid being bullied by his female teacher and going completely mad, the Scioa'tel or however they are spelled like and the fact that white people are portrayed as evil.
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>>69376339

This. Steven would be great, and have Uwe Boll direct it.
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>>69376431
>too skinny.

Are you fucking daft? Have you seen the pics of him from Tarzan?
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>>69376493

wow haven't seen that at all. just always pictured him from True Blood
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>>69376291
No one said they have to base the movie on the games. As a matter of fact, the third game fails at portraying Geralt.
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>>69376233
Christopher Lambert
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>>69376233
Denzel Washington
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>>69376285
Delete this
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The concept of The Witcher would work way better as a tv show.
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>>69376640
This
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>>69376640
A tv show for the short stories. Once you have people twitting about it and "OMG it's the new BrBa", three movies with Ciri's saga.
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>>69376233
Idris elba
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>>69376640
This.

The Witcher books need to be made into a show.

The short story collections can have 1 episode per story, a season per book, and the main saga can have a season for each book too.

It'll be called the hipster, contrarian GoT, but I wouldn't care if they fucking made it right.

Call CDPR to oversee the project, because they did an amazing job keeping the game faithful to the novels.
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>>69376640
This exactly, I've thought this before. Every episode is a new contract.
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>>69376291
>sounds
the VA for Geralt is awful
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>>69376901
>hating kurwa clint eastwood
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>>69376273
>>69376493
>swedshit sissy beta
>playing strong Polish hussar alpha male

Karl pls go and stay go
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>>69376866

a Witcher tv-show would be amazing, they could even go beyond the books, the whole damn Witcher universe is amazing and full of great lore

it would have to be gory, no pg-13 Xena shit, and the tone has to be dark and desolate, like the books/games

whoever plays Geralt should be reasonably young, so the show could last for a while, and the actor could do action convincingly

casting a Geralt that is young, but looks old, or can be made to look "weathered" without too much make-up is the challenge
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>>69376901
>not playing with polish dubbing and english subtitles

what are you, a faggot?
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>>69376973
i'll just watch lord of the rings, it's pretty much the same shit, minus the fetch quests.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt_65k-gv1U

The Witcher 3, cinematic trailer, watch it if you haven't, and imagine a tv-show set in that world
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>>69376982
I don't like Polish language. It sounds so archaic and weird.
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>>69377007

bait or ignorance, in any case a shitty post

as far as writing goes LOTR has much better writing, but The Witcher has a much more interesting world, and right/wrong, morals etc. is much more shades of grey in witcher as opposed to black/white in lotr
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>>69376233

can Geralt win against dual wielding man?
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>>69376866
>>69376866
>The Witcher books need to be made into a show.
> making a show about marysue polski sephiroph
Yeah, nah mate
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>>69376973
>casting a Geralt that is young, but looks old, or can be made to look "weathered" without too much make-up is the challenge
Well Geralt isn't necessarily old looking, is he?
He's ugly, he's got grey hair, and a couple of scars over his face, but he's the youngest Witcher, and witchers live for a long time.
I'd say maybe a early 30's actor would suit, it's give like 15-20 years before he begins to look too different.

And of course, it should be dark, and it shouldn't be afraid to show rape or murder or gore for focus groups.
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>>69377013
>may 19th
oh shit that's right around the corner, looks great
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>>69377088
read the books, faggot
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>>69377177

that was last year anon, game is already out, first expansion was released last fall, next and last expansion is released soon, it pretty much cleaned out every game of the year award last year and apparently there's talk of a movie deal

not sure what the status is for a tv-show though
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>>69377177
Anon, that's the trailer for the game. It came out already.
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>>69377095

he's not very old looking, but he has that grizzled look of a man in his 40's, but that would be a bit too old for an actor imo, atleast for a tv-show
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>>69377073
>they actually had arthur dayne dual wield
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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GoT, the biggest show currently on air, has laughable budget, shitty writing and ridiculous production values.
I'd rather Witcher stays niche books and games than becomes another shitty failed fantasy tv show.
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>>69377340
I know. But what if they made it the right way?
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>>69377063
like gandalf the grey, i get it.
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>>69377340

Witcher wouldn't necessarily have such a huge budget, GoT has a massive cast of recurring actors surrounded by a central plot

Witcher would be a smaller cast and more episodic, then again it would require more CGI so idk
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>>69376268
Seconding this
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>>69377419
Let's be real here, the is absolutely no fucking way Witcher tv show wouldn't be discarded as 'that failed european GoT clone'.
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>>69377483
Lambert
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>>69377196
you read the books nigger
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>>69376493
Too skinny, facewise
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>>69377526
Holy shit almost perfect. Just needs to be more masculine.
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>>69377467

well they are making a Wheel of TIme show so i don't see how a Witcher show couldn't be made

and with the quality that GoT has fallen to i don't think anyone would mind some new shows in the genre of fantasy/adventure

GRRM is gonna die before he finishes his books, in fact i bet he's planning to do just so, letting D&D rap it up, so it's only gonna get worse for GoT

and at the current pace that GoT is going at now the show will lose all its viewers and get cancelled before it's done, i mean, it's the 2nd fucking season now with Ramsay Bolton torturing starks and being edgy, Dany stumbling into another army, Tyrion quipping and Cersei whining, the plot barely moves
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>>69377564
I did. More than five times. Cried like a bitch everytime.
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>>69377049
Go to bed Dimitri
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>>69377608

saw an interview with CDPR devs where they talked about a chat they had with Kapowski where he confirmed that Yen and Geralt did in fact survive at the end of the books

many believed Ciri took them to a magical fairy land heaven or something in the afterlife.

idk, i kinda like that they survived, leaves an opening for more stories, and i'm a sucker for relatively happy endings
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Just play Wild Hunt again

You don't want SJW faggots playing around with this IP

Geralts already surrounds himselves with significantly more powerful sorceresses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc

W3 was 10/10 on the comfy scale, pretty good soundtrack too
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>>69377572
Nah, Lambert is just faggy enough for short haircut Dano.

>>69377600
Normal people are already tired of fantasy torture/gore porn, problem is they will see Witcher as the same.
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>>69377698
This.

You don't want based Witcherverse to be turned into SJW multi-culti bullshit.
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>>69377698

all the sorceresses lust after his cock though, and he bangs wenches right and left

i bet they'd make Yen or Triss black or some shit though, just because we can't have anything good anymore
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>>69377664
>Kapowski
Who cares about that Save by the Bell character opinion?

I can't not cry with the short unrelated story that comes right after the ending, the one about the wedding. It's too fucking beautiful and works like a charm as an epilogue. Also, some scenes in the castle, when they meet after all that shit, or the dialogue between Yen and Geralt in the tub...

It's a wonderful saga.
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>>69377711
>Normal people are already tired of fantasy torture/gore porn, problem is they will see Witcher as the same.

just like normal people are tired of capeshit and zombies?

people are tired of bad productions and horrible adaptions, there's nothing wrong with the genres themselves
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>>69376457
Yep. A true Witcher movie would be hated by all the internet hate groups, because none of them would understand what it's actually about.
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>>69377608
from reading a fucking book ?
>>69377768
you sound hella fucking lonely bro sad as fuck
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>>69377941
Yeah, artistic expressions have an influence on my mood, what a shame...
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>>69376919
no it's more of cheap ripoff of david hayter's solid snake
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>>69376233
MADS MADS MADS
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>Mistle stuck to her, holding her protectively and whispering soothing words, but also her soft hand was crawling tireless like a snail, warm, calm, confident, determined, aware of it route and purpose. Ciri felt the grip of fear and disgust open up and release their prey, she felt the pressure release and fell down, down, deeper, into a warm and humid swamp of resigned submission. She moaned dully, desperately. Mistle breath scorched her neck, velvet moist lips kissed her shoulder, collarbone and then very slowly moved lower. Ciri, moaned again.
Will watch.
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>>69378052
>Old perv describing young girls having sex.
Yep, that's european fantasy allright.
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>>69378052
This is how he describes rape scenes btw
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Josh Holloway
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>>69376640
There already is one polish from 90's but its shit
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it's already been done, and the guy was pretty fit for the role imo
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>>69378032
The VA himself said that he tried to imitate Eastwood.
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>>69378052
w-wait ciri is not a virgin? ;_;
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We will never get based Andy Whitfield Geralt
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>>69376457
All of the characters play off each other so well though. There all incredibly powerful and hella cool. Ciri and Triss are two of my favorite female characters in any medium ever.
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>>69378293

Heard it was complete shit otherwise
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>>69378943
It's not as bad as it's made out to be. Apart from some creative liberties and shitty practical effects, it was made with soul and effort.
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>>69376233
Jennifer Lawrence
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>>69378314
She's a dick-virgin
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>>69377088
>geralt
>mary sue

Yeah, no.
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>>69378573
>Triss
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>>69380911
That's alright then.
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mads as geralt
hugh dancy as dandelion

tumblr will keep the show afloat
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>>69381460
>dandelion as an autist
lmao
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>>69376291
>doesn't look like Geralt

lmao what
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>>69378293
>black beard
>not fit
To be fair, the series probably had rather meager budget, so the whole cast wasn't exactly top-tier.
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stathom obv
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>>69382976
>crank 3: the wild cunt
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>>69380983
Triss is based as fuck you fucking faggot. Kill yourself
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>>69383459
>trissfags
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>>69376233
who is gonna play Ciri?
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>>69378573
>Triss
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>>69383582
If she were young, I'd say prime Margot Kidder would have been perfect.
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>>69376285
guaranteed tbqh
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>>69376982
>not playing with Japanese dubbing and english subtitles

https://my.mixtape.moe/dqrcqa.webm
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>>69383635
Christ I just hate his face and voice

I was glad when Vane was killed off in Black Sails
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>>69383635
this.
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>>69381460
>A homo witcher show by Fuller
Esparza as Dandelion
Hugh as Ciri
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>>69381460
Isn't Witcher a little too problematic for tumblr?
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>>69383679
how? they look nothing alike.
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>>69383918
when a game hit the 6 millions sales mark. its problematic magically vanish
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/witcher-3
it's a jew-jew world, anon.
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>>69383918
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>>69383966
Same bony face structure, Kidder had a plain beauty to her.
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>>69384219
Oh for fucksake.
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>>69383582
Alicia Vikander
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this unknown actor
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>>69378989
agreed. It had a certain, comfy charme to it and I even bought the polish OST since I liked it quite a bit. Of course Geralt is fighting shitty CGI and rubbersnakes, but the show captured the essence of the series IMO. That, and I like Zebrowski as Geralt. He seems like a nice guy :3
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>>69384450
Might work well.
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>>69384450
This.
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>>69376273
>>69376493
not skinny but young, Geralt is supposed to look 40ish, I mean he's already over 100 years old but looks younger due to witcher magic and shit,
I mean vesemir is like 400 years old and looks like your average old man around 60 years of age
>>69376431
geralt is supposed to look skinny and somewhat malnourished, witchers are skinny fast dudes with lots of cunning, they dont even wear heavy plate armor or even chain mail
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>Witcher series gets greenlit
>Jew producers shoehorn in diversity outside of the Zerrikanian characters, Dandelion is black, Milva is Arab, all Nilfgaardians are Indians or some shit, etc.
>The female characters who do bad things get whitewashed because the female characters must be flawless
Hollywood would ruin it
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>>69378573
>Triss
>being a trissfag outside of plebbit or witcher general
Mckillyourself amigo
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>>69384988
Nah plenty of diversity in the witcher.

If anything it would just be about the race wars in all the games................................
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>>69377088
>marysue
>gets his shit constantly slapped by superior fighters or for making stupid decisions
>isn't even good at his job which is killing monsters, he probably kills more humans than monsters in his whole witcher career
>it's a shitty boyfriend and a shitty friend
Come the fuck on.
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>>69385088
But elves and dwarves would also be played by whitey, and Hollywood couldn't have that
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>>69385117
none of those things describe Geralt

You're just intimidated by a white male lead
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>>69385088
>plenty of diversity in the witcher.
When it comes to fantasy races. theres diversity and social and racial issues.

but I don't remember there ever being a nigger, spick, chink or mudslime mixed with the humans. It's all european white.

A hollywood movie would shoehorn those races of people in there.

either way I hope it never happens and if it does its made outside of Hollywood.
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>>69382976

He can't act though. It's the same british hooligan in every role.
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>>69383459
Triss's a cunt
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>>69385383
Name one time shes ever a cunt? Shes on your side the entire time you cucked fuck boi
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>>69385383
You're thinking of Yen
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>>69385383
>yenfags
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>>69385465
If videogames are included, the whole fucking time.

If not, when she's trying to fuck her best friend's ex
>>69385508
Don't fuck with my waifu, bro

>>69385662
We like to call ourselves "normal people"
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dye his hair white and he could probably pull it off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QvuHSslKjY
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>>69385831
Shes never a cunt you retard. And she never tries to fuck her best friends ex you fuck.
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>>69384973
Geralt is built like a top tier athlete. He isn't just some "skinny fast dude"
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>>69384973
Who was Letho?

I'm pretty sure witchers come in a variety of sizes, you moron
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Mads has the exact right body, features, and of course literally perfect hair.
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>>69386477

This.

They completely vary based on natural physiology, and arcane shit.
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>>69376233

vin diesel
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>>69386538
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>>69386324
Are you fucking blind?
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>>69386635
>my heart
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I never read the books but from some casual observation here is what I have figured out about Yen and Tris.

Yen is generally more liked by bookfags because you have a broader and more intimate context for why she acts the way she does and her past with Geralt.

Tris is more liked by gamefags because there isn't a falling out that we are only tangentially introduced to.
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>>69386765
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>>69386773
that's true

But you can get to a conclussion from those premises: trissfags are stupid kids that only play videogames
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A Witcher TV show would work out well because of the short story format. Spend 50-60 minutes per episode and adapt a short story from TLW and TSOD. Once they run out of those, adapt their own stories guided by CDPR, or move on to the novel saga after the Ciri short story. Problem would be all the CGI and effects needed to make convincing monsters, and overcoming that reputation as "It's a GoT clone".
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>>69376233
first one that comes to mind is gary oldman.
second one is brad pitt, cause of troy.
third one is chris hemsworth

but mads mikkelsen is actually perfect.
looks, but even more, he can pull it off as an actor, i'm sure.
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>>69387515
>chris hemsworth
jesus christ no
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so mads mikkelsen is pretty much amazing casting, how do we cast the rest of the characters?

I think Mila Kunis could pull of Yen. Maybe a bit too young.
Megan Fox.. nah.

Keira Knightley as Ciri?
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>>69387673
excuse me. he just has the confidence and the looks i think. just add a bit of vigilante spirit, darkness and cynicism to his natural air..
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>>69387726
No senpai, Kstew as Ciri is better.
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>>69376233
admit you'd love to see it
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>>69387835
i thought about kstew. definitely has the eyes, damn! but she would need to up her acting game a lot.
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>>69387726
Emily Blunt as Yen, she doesn't look like Yen, I just think she could pull of a kinda snobby and snide witch.
Sophie Turner as Triss? Could work.
Emma Watson as Ciri?
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Eva Green as Yen
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>>69388134
tits too big
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>>69388134
Eva Green IS Yen
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Dandelion
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Mads or Chris Hemsworth as Geralt
Elizabeth Olsen as Ciri
Charlize Theron as Yennefer
Bryce Dallas Howard as Triss
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>>69385255
That is true. Apart from the addon there were no Arabs.
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>>69388131
Emily Blunt is amazing. she kicks ass in edge of tomorrow. But I feel like she may be a bit too scrappy and scrawny.

How about Liv Tyler as Yen?
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>>69378415
s-stop
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>>69388230
fucking perfect!
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>>69385255
watch your language. this is not reddit where you can just call people niggers and spics and chinks without any consequence. im afraid ill have to downvote you for now. let that be a lesson
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>>69388394
fuck no
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>>69388289
Ciri has small tits, Olsen is too big tho I have no problem with that.
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>>69376233
Jeff Bridges
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>>69387884
>segal
>not as letho
even his hairline is shaped like letho's head scar
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>>69388560
why not?
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>>69388589
>Implying they will adapt the games
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fat val kilmer as the bloody baron?
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>>69376233
Probably a Canadian

An American would be too fat to fit into a set of armor like that
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>>69388650
>implying it wont be
no one even knew who geralt was before the kurwas put him on the disc
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>>69376291
>It's an 'ameritard on a film board doesn't understand what an actor is' post
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>>69388717
>tfw tried to play The Witcher 1 but fucking hate the combat system

Why didn't just make it like in the second one bros? Seems simpler
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>>69384219
>Hmmmmmmmm??!

Wait a second, Linkara?
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>>69388289
so you want geralt and ciri, the two main characters, to be played by shit tier actors (hemsworth)?
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>>69388787
because tw1 used bioware's point and click rts technology. tw2 use their own tech.
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>>69388787
Because they were too poor to afford a good engine and had to make the game on Aurora.
Then they got big and made their own engine that was used in Witcher 2 & 3
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>>69376901
this
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>>69388844
>>69388849
That's too bad. I feel ashamed for leaving such a good game but i simply can't into the combat system
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>>69388787
it was their first real game

atleast the RPG and world is superior to W2 in every way minus the fucking swamp but I agree that the combat kills most of the joy with its timing-click-adventure style
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>>69388811
Chris was great in Rush. Though Daniel BrĂŒhl was better, he held his own.

But I think he can do it if he manages to bring in the darkness and cynicism of Geralt.
He already has the charisma, sex-appeal, pussy destroyer and confidence..
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>>69388902
Too be honest it gets better after first chapter, if you dropped it there then you should try it again and just suffer through it. There's some good quests and the locations have literally the best atmosphere of all the games.
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>>69388787
It had a $5 budget, and no one could have dreamed it would get as big as it did
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>>69388811
mads is my first choice too actually
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Why do you guys want normies to get their hands on witcherverse? in an ideal world sure, but we all know EXACTLY what they would do to it these days. Do you want witcher tv show threads where people complain about Geralt dual wielding or something? or even worse
*farts*
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>>69388916
>>69388980
Well, I would but I lost my previous computer and I'm playing on a toaster right now, I thought Witcher would work just fine, but my computer is too shit for it it seems.
I thought about playing it regardless of the combat like you said, but i can't even get past of the tutorial because it runs with like 15fps, timing is impossible with such a low framerate
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>>69389013
well cheers to them then, cus the first game (or atleast the first minutes i played) didn't look like it had a low budget at all
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>>69376339

THEY TOOK HER
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>tfw there won't be another game half as good as TW3 for decades
:
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>>69389413
pretty big assumption there, bro.
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>>69389413
but..but we still yet to play Blood and Wine and it will last long right? RIGHT?
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>>69389413
at least it raised the standards
based poles
jk developers won't give a shit, better milk skins or whatever the fuck
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>>69389413
dont worry anon, the kurwas are already working on their magnum opus
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>>69389615
I have dread that this is going to be really average.
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>tfw you can get a better and more mature Witcher discussion on /tv/ than /v/
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>>69388394
I think about this too.
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>tfw never finished HoS because I fucked up literally every choice and felt like i needed to play it again later when B&W comes out.
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Should be Sean Bean if they can get him in shape
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>>69389860
>Sean Bean

he should play Saskia's dad
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>>69389846
Restart it. It's not super long, and the story is better than the main game
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>>69388394
http://i.imgur.com/1c900Ko.png
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>>69389773
Because /v/ is filled with kojimadrones that are still buttflustered after their great "savior of vidya" turned out to be a hack that goes over budget worse than Costner and his great magnum opus was only 1/3th of the actual game with the rest cut. All while W3 won pretty much every GOTY award available.

Trying to make a thread about W3 there would either resort in "muh downgrade" or how MGSV is the far superior game.
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>>69390043
Kojima is one of us, m8
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>>69389956
Probably just going to wait now, then when i do play B&W I'll have a ton of more content to go through.
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>>69390121
He really should have gotten into movies rather than vidya.

He would make a much better capeshit director than Snyder.
Owell, still not too late now that he is part of team Sony.
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>>69376233
i dont know about Geralt but the girl from VVitch would be a great Ciri
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>>69390043
sonyggers are the one to ruin thread. kojimadrones not so much.
but that's expected of v/? Unless it's an obscure games nobody play or normie core like cod/bf then it's a circlejerk.
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>>69390043
/tv/ is exactly the same when it comes to /tv/ related things. don't pat yourself on the back just yet...
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>start a new witcher game
>finish the first game on hard and get to the 2nd one
>"hmm, this dark mode sounds fun let's try it"
>retarded edgy grey dark effect when you draw your sword with dark armor set on
Who the fuck came up with this idea? Holy shit this is annoying as fuck. Not only the sound effects are like a fat guy constantly farting underwater, it also turns it into "can't see shit captain!" mode.
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>>69390043
Please never post your opinions on movies ever again.
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>>69390291
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher2/mods/649/?
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>>69390043
>Trying to make a thread about W3 there would either resort in "muh downgrade" or how MGSV is the far superior game.

Nowadays it's some guy going around calling everyone "witchercucks" or "CDPRshills" and has an arsenal of self-made greentexts and images to post on every Witcher thread. Then you get "gameplay is shit why do I care" like clockwork.
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>>69390179
>He would make a much better capeshit director than Snyder.
no.
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how do i get into the witcher series?
should i read the books or just play the games?
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>>69377272
>Eddard
>Jaime
>tower of Joy
>probably so many more I didn't notice or forgot
Atleast they had SOME decency to call it alternative story, not canon.
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>>69390545
Start on game 2
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>>69390545
Read the short story compilations "The Last Wish" and "The Sword of Destiny", and move on to the novels for the main story. As for games, start with 1, even if it is a hard game to swallow. If you want to go maximum kurwa watch the TV show and movie.
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>>69384450
>>69384763
>>69384830
His face fits, but could he act?
On the other hand, Geralt is as neutral as possible, shouldn't be too difficult.
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>>69390545
TW2

If you're not feeling the gameplay start on game 3 (though W2 gets really good after you finish the first town)

If you really like it then go do everything else
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>>69390611
>Not playing Witcher 1
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>>69390837
it's the weakest game and the hardest to get into, if you like the 2nd or 3rd you're more likely to stick with it.
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>>69390378
>removes the leech effect which is why you craft that shit in the first place
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>>69376233
>if
There's already a movie.
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Triss Merrigold
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>>69376233
dumb /v/ crossposters

dumb newfriend mods
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Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green is both too old to play as Geralt and Yen

Geralt is a pretty physically demanding role and Mads is getting up there in the years, i'd rather not see every action scene shot with a stunt double because his bones ache
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>suggesting all these famous actors for Witcher roles

yes, let's blow 50% of the budget on overexposed Hollywood starlets so the show can truly suck!

better to cast complete unknowns tbqh
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>>69391078

Triss isn't morbidly obese
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>>69391157
Kinda this.
Mads look awesome and is a great actor, but I'm worried about his physical shape and performance

>discussing as if it depended on us who would play in a show which might never exist
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>>69391229
She is after all the cakes in the ending desu sempai
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>>69384450
isn't it already confirmed?
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>>69389413
sui generis
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>>69391347
>implying
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>>69391347
>>69391157
>mads will age and die in my lifetime
pls no
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>>69376268
I came here to post this
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>>69389615
>>69389642
>I have dread that this is going to be really average.
not a fucking chance, they people involved in it can't produce anything but pure gold
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>>69391411
When was this taken?
But actually he's 50, if he's rather fit already (not growing a huge belly in front of a TV), he's probably easily healthy enough to get where he needs to.
Pic related, Brad Pitt at 50 with better body than 98% of population.
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>>69377483
a classic portrayal
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>>69391708
eh ...

>>69389615
>>69389413 is right, PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY won't be released until 2077
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>>69376233
le Meme Mikkelsen ;DDDD
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>>69391886
I refuse to believe it's in real life.
He doesn't look like a guy who would have 6 beers.
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>>69388576
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>>69391942
fuck off dont insult my husbando

>>69391964
He does. He runs around like a hobo most of the time too.
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>>69391601

wouldn't mind him tbqh, he's already trained at sword fighting, he seems like a really cool guy in interviews and he has that rough voice we're used to hearing from Geralt, and he's young enough while at the same time looking weathered
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>>69392065
What movie?
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>>69391964

Nigga got telomeres for days, he burn the candle from both ends and don't give a fuck since it isn't effecting him.
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>>69392198
pretty sure that's Pusher 2
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>>69376233
none of you faggots have probably even read the books, which this movie is based on. Fuck off.
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>>69392687
zamknij ryj smieciu
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>>69376268
FUCKIN THI!!!!!
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>>69384356
>>69383582
she's going to be a child, you fucking cunts
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>the amount of yenfags here
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Geralt
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>>69383582
She is the only choice.
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