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best part of the movie >that shield does not obey the laws
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best part of the movie

>that shield does not obey the laws of physics at all
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Civil War kinda made it seem like the new spidey is gonna be overpowered as fuck compared to older iterations.
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>>69364296
Like every other character in the MCU?

Wow big surprise
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>>69364296
You're shitting me right? They remembered he had Spider-sense like, once. He got smacked around way more than he had any right to.

Spider-man isn't as durable as a lot of the others present, but he has super human speed and reflexes, and is a mild passive precog, so he can dodge practically anything.
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>>69364434
He stopped bucky's punch without a single flinch. On the tapes Iron man showed he stop a car flying out of control like it was nothing.

In the older spiderman movies he was strong but nothing over the top desu. He was like a little stronger than peak athlete
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>>69364220
>You have a metal arm?
>That's awesome, dude!
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>>69364541
He literally stops a speeding train in SM2 and catches cop car like nothing in ASM2
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>>69364541
toby spider stopped a train sempai
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I really wish we could have seen more of his costume pre-tony though. Seemed kind of cool.
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>you got heart kid, where you from?
>Queens
>*smiles* Brooklyn
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>>69364541
A little stronger than peak athlete? No. How bout when he stopped a train with no breaks and going full speed?
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>>69364541
he fucking punched through bricks and stopped a train m8
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I didn't know that I would like Black Panther but I did, he's pretty fucking cool.
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>>69364618
wait for the extended cut on the blu ray

i bet it blows BvS extended edition out of the water
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>>69364618
>>69364656
Are there any good pictures of his original costume in the film?
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>Quip undermining the entire premise of the universe
>Retards think its the best part of the movie

I really fucking hate Disney
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>>69364601
>>69364591
>>69364635
>>69364641
I guess i always thought the train stop was more a testament to the tensile strength of his web than his physical strength

fair point bros
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>>69364654
I still havent seen Civil War but when i do it will be to see Black Panther. Check out his animated show that ran on BET. Its only 6 episodes but that was my only real exposure to him besides Marvel Alliance and he instantly became one of my favorite superheroes
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>I believe this is yours, Captain America!
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>>69364745
if it was just the web his fucking arms would get ripped off instantly
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>>69364747
The [Insect]-man and Black Panther made the film for me.
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>>69364296
That's because Spiderman is supposed to cream most of Team Capt canonically
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>>69364747

Black Panther and Spider-man are the best part of the movie.

Also they are the newcomers and funny how both of them are way stronger than the rest, except Vision of course.
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The best thing about Spider-man in the movie was when he was crawling around like a creep on the outside of that Airport bridge thing, and either Bucky or Falcon said "What the hell is that thing?"

It's great, because Spider-man would look like a weird nightmare man crawling around like a monster if you didn't know who or what he was.
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>>69364964
ANTS
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>>69364703
except spiderman and antman being quippy, the best part of that scene, was totally in character

and the big bad emotional fight happened later dumbass
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>>69364888
>The [Insect]-man and Black Panther made the film for me.

I agree but I wish they had Ant-Man actually use ants.

But the part where he becomes a giant was pretty cool, especially Spider Man's reaction.
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>>69365044
>But the part where he becomes a giant was pretty cool

no that was shit retarded

>if you became bigger you will be moving in slow-mo

10/10

Im sure the Mountain guy also moves like a snail when compared to a midget's speed
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>>69364632
not gonna lie, I fan girled at that part! XD
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>>69365113
>no that was shit retarded

Someone has sand in their vagina
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>>69365113
>if you become bigger you will be moving in slow mo

do you know how mass works anon?
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>>69364876
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>Can you move your seat?
>No.
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>>69365113
>>if you became bigger you will be moving in slow-mo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-cube_law
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>>69364541
>He was like a little stronger than peak athlete
His strength is regarded at 10 tons, and in some cases, 20 Tons.

Spiderman has always been a strong little fucker, but he doesn't always use his full strength.
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>>69364745

When Doc Ock switched bodies with Peter Parker and became Spider-man for however long that shit lasted, he did really fucked up shit to people because he didn't realize Peter was consistently pulling his punches even against his most bitter enemies.

At one point Ock in Peter's body punches Black Cat and almost tears off her fucking jaw.
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>>69365307

>it applies to Antman but not to Hulk or anyone else

so whats your point again?
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So how can panther fight like that? Will his movie be a prequel?
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>>69365536
>scaling an organism with a natural mass-volume ratio up to a new mass-volume ratio without changing anything about its energy consumption or intake is the same as having an organism already built at that size with energy intake and consumption rates that compliment its size and body
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>Bucky is destroying solid walls, cars and shit with his metal arm
>pretty much would kill a human in 1 hit
>punches armorless Panther in the chest
>Black Panther just shrugs it off and gets up
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>>69365485
post source so I can read
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>>69364541

Spider-Man is canonically strong as fuck. Only people who don't know anything about comics and were raised on the movies don't understand that.
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>>69365759

That run was called Superior Spider-Man.
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>>69365730
>what is restraint
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>>69365289
>mfw they still haven't fixed the damn door
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>>69365730
>Bucky is destroying solid walls, cars and shit with his metal arm

hes not though
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>>69364695
It's just a red and blue tracksuit with goggles and a backpack. Just download the movie and see for yourself.
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>>69365289
when u nut but she styill succ xD
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>>69365536
>>it applies to Antman but not to Hulk or anyone else

The Hulk was no where near Ant-man's size.
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>>69365730
Vibranium
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>>69365759
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>>69364745
>>69364876
Not to mention the part where he dropped down and tried using his feet as brakes. Or the part where he held up a collapsing building about to fall on MJ.
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>>69365307
>has never been chased by a bull elephant.
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>>69365831
How the fuck do you read it, I don't want to buy
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>it's a Spider-man can literally lift skyscrapers episode
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>>69365759
>>69365831
Didn't he also take on most of the avengers during that run?

>>69365974
Torrent it retard.
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>>69365974

Torrents, or something, I don't fucking know.
It's like 3 years old now.
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>>69364973
>not when he's crawling all over Antmans face
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>>69366008

Yeah, they start suspecting that he's not Peter Parker anymore and come after him.
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>>69365940
He wasn't wearing vibranium when Bucky nailed him in the chest.
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>>69365307
>>69365711

except when a big ass heavy thing starts moving, especially when throwing punches, and it aint gonna be stopped easily

>muh physics you dumb fuck
>doesnt know physics himself
>what is speed and mass
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>>69365997
Holy shit, I been looking for that comic since I don't know when

From what comic is that panel?
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>>69364347
Thor Hulk Ultron
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>>69364654
>liking a nigger

found the cuck
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>>69365145

Out
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>>69366118
30 seconds of googling and you would have your answer.
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>people talking about square cubed being why Ant-Man moved slow

No.

He moved slow because he is human. Our bodies are only capable of a certain peak movement as a result of our brains firing electrical signals down to our nerves after our brains have interfaced with our eyes and translated the information we have received into usable information.

Square cubed is a problem of mass and stress placed on our bones, oxygenation and cardiac musculature.

Ant-Mans suit prevents the biological issues from just causing him to have an embolism. But it does not speed up the processing power of his physiology.

Say he has a 72" inch reach, I am not sure how tall Rudd is, all of a sudden he becomes over a hundred feet tall. His reach scales with this but his brain can still only send impulses at the same speed.

That's why his ass was slow.
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>>69366327
Ya, I found it

Thanks for nothing idiot
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>>69365951
lol!
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Ant-Man was the best part of this movie, actually.
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>>69366226
Found the racist.
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>>69366353
>near instantaneous nerve message
>delayed

im not saying him moving slow was wrong. but you're just retarded.
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>>69366452
I was the only one who laughed at that line. Shit was 10/10 classic paul rudd.
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>>69366455
found the essjaydub
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>>69366051
If you read the link you'd know he'd break his thighs with every step he took.
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>>69366452
Indeed.
Ant-Man>Spider-Man>T'Challa.

(I wasn't a fan of his Black Panther, but I loved his T'Challa)
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>>69366051
>because you're big you magically get the energy needed to move faster!
>what are size/energy ratios

stop it anon
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>>69366459

It isn't. And again, multiply it. You are suddenly going from sending messages a few feet a part to hundreds of feet a part. This why you can only make a brain of a certain maximal size using neurons. You need to change the materials and structure before you can exceed this limit.
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I loved Spiderman but the whole Star Wars dialogue was maximum cringe. JFC, who thought that would be funny?
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>>69364541
>peak athlete

What about holding that wall for Aunt May at the end of SM2 IIRC?
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"Anyone on our side have any hidden and incredible powers that they've been holding back?"
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>>69364220
>Science quips

I bet Reddit loved the shit out of that one.
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>>69365654
As far as im aware, being the black panther is a title given to the leader of Wakanda. You become the leader by being the best warrior in the country/tribe of warriors.
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yall discussing the science of antman when the answer has always been and will always be: pym particles we aint gotta explain shit
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>>69366579
this

>that really old movie star wars
>the walker things

cmon. It would have been fucking perfect if he went full sperg and started saying all the names and was like REMEMBER WHEN LUKE BROUGHT DOWN THE AT-AT WITH HIS SNOWSPEEDER!!!!!?!!?!?!

they were trying to shove it in our face how young he is but it backfired
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Why don't these superheroes just stay in their own countries? Kang WeWuz has Africa, Spiderman has Queens, Captain America has the US, Black Widow and Hawkeye are Special Forces and can travel all over. Vision is a robot and should handle outer space, Tony lived in Malibu so he has the west coast, Wanda is from Eastern Europe, so on and so forth. If they work separately, none of this would have happened.
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Can someone explain what the hell Ant-Man was talking about with Orange Slices? I didn't get it.
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>>69366579
The Russos according to an article I read this morning
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>>69364541
He stopped an out of control subway in Spiderman 2...
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>>69366597
Why is black panther super athletic? is it because he's black or because of his suit?
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>>69364541
>this...is really....heavy....
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>>69364220
all hail the mighty kek
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>>69366615
In peewee league sports they give orange slices to the kids after the game
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>>69366609
>Spiderman has Queens
>Wanda is from Eastern Europe

Those two areas are equally shitty. I don't blame either person for wanting to leave.
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>>69366386
>You didn't spoonfeed me an instead forced me to use my brain for once, thanks for nothing! You're definitely the idiot here, not me!

Whatever you say kid.
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>>69366615

It's a fairly typical snack for young kids who are playing soccer or whatever other kid shit. And Scott has a young daughter.

It was a dad joke.
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>>69366615
pym particles, man.
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>>69366607
this.
I have two theories for you though that don't involve physics though

>a. he didn't want to accidentally hurt anyone so moved slow because the goal was just to stop them, not kill them

>b. it's a movie trope at this point, small things that become big things move slowly. audiences expect it, and I have a feeling making him move normally would get a similar reaction as the hobbit's frame-rate, that it just doesn't look right.
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>>69365730
Black Panther is listed as a superhuman. He's above peak human strength.
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>>69366666
fag
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>>69366679
?

I even thanked you, you can't be this mad champ sonny boi
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>>69366608
It was for the normies, anon. Saying AT-AT would confuse them and the whole point is that everyone knows what he is about to do.
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>>69366608
The 'worst' part about this whole idea is that it doesn't fit.

Peter Parker is a nerd. He would know who Luke Skywalker is and what an AT-AT is.

10 year olds nowadays know that shit.
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>>69366615
I don't get it either
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>>69366608
He's 16 and the first one came out nearly 40 years ago, I don't think it's that much of a reach.
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>>69366662
when you become the black panther you eat some heart shaped plant that gives you enhanced abilities
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>>69366615
it's a joke about sporting events and sucking on orange slices for a tasty, juicy, high energy snack. usually associated with peewee or middle league sports.

you can see orange slices in professional boxing matches
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>>69364220
you know he went home and probably thought to himself
>"holy shit those guys were weak as fuck"
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>>69366747
Learn to speak english if you want to try and bait people retard.
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>>69366615
Common remedy for headaches. Do you even vitC bro?
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>>69366587
is 4chan youtube tier comments now other then reddit?
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>>69366615
>>69366768
You didn't play any sports as a kid, did you? There's always that one soccer mom passing out oranges after games.
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>>69366615
>>69366768

Did you people not go to high school?

Asking this question on 4 chan, lol
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>>69366596
>>bitching about Spider-Man laying down quips in typical Spider-Man fashion.

Is this some sort of false flag Reddit operation? Redditors memeing that everything is Reddit leading to independent users to visit Reddit therefore furthering Reddit? Cuz /tv spergs cannot unironically think that this cespool of shitposting is somehow better, right?
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>>69366662
How is anyone ever super athletic?
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>>69366795
Nah. He was too busy playing with his new toy.
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>>69366662
I don't understand this either. He gave Bucky a hard time without the suit. Was he training since he was a little boy? Widow has had harsh training since she was a kid and she couldn't do shit to Bucky.
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>>69366662
>Why is black panther super athletic? is it because he's black or because of his suit?

There is a mystical connection to him and the Wakandan Panther God that gives him abilities.
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>>69366579
>>69366608
>>69366781
What really bothers me is they imply he's too young to remember the details of Empire Strikes Back, but casually makes a reference to This is Spinal Tap which is from the same time period.
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>>69366853
>>69366786
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>>69366871
I assumed it was for the sake of the other characters that might not be as interested in Star Wars. Would've been more cringy if they'd chastised him for being a nerd for remembering the details imo
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>Spiderman stops Winter Soldier's cyborg arm without much effort, taking a moment to casually comment on it in the process
>Winter Soldier can barely fight Tony when he's out of his Iron Man armor

What a fucking useless cunt. Is Bucky the Krillin of the MCU?
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>>69366852
>tfw you will never tag team aunt May with Tony Stark
Why live
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>>69366907

>Iron Man saying something like, "I don't even know that much about Star Wars."

No, anon. That would have been quality banter instead of utter shit 'dialogue.'
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>>69365730
Isnt BP suppose to be imbued with magic or something
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Is there a good leak out yet? I got the one posted the other day with the Chinese subs but it's a little choppy.

>>69366918
Didn't he brush off Tony, Agent 13, ScarJo and Panther in quick succession? Granted two of those are women and Panther was also out of his suit but that's not too shabby.
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The Wakandan military has been described as one of the most powerful on Earth. His attire is the sacred vibranium costume of the Wakandan Panther Cult.

He is a skilled hunter, tracker, strategist, politician, inventor, and scientist. He has a Ph.D. in Physics from Oxford University. Considered one of the eight smartest people on the planet,[78] he is a genius in physics and advanced technology, and is a brilliant inventor. He also has been granted the strength and knowledge of every past Black Panther.[66]

T'Challa is a rigorously trained gymnast and acrobat and is a master in various African martial arts as well as contemporary martial arts and fighting styles that belong to no known disciplines.

The chieftain of the Wakandan Panther Clan is one of the wealthiest people in the world,
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>>69366907

>Spider-man: Do you remember how Luke stopped the AT-AT on Hoth in Empire Strikes Back?
>War Machine: What the hell are you talking about, kid?
>Spider-man: When he tripped the walkie thingies on the snow planet?
>War Machine: What?!?
>Iron Man: Wait, he might be onto something.

Yeah, that's 10x worse.
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>>69364220
>that costume
>2016

>this costume
>2002

JUST
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>>69366989
Wakanda is ahead of the rest of the world. For example, Wakandan computer technology is much more powerful than that of the rest of the world, and is completely immune to outside hacking, as it is not based on binary electronics; it can, however, emulate the behavior of such electronics at hugely enhanced efficiencies, allowing it to easily hack almost any conventional systems.
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>>69366047
All of Wakanda is infused with Vibranium.
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>>69366989
Jesus Christ

If Wakanda is so amazing, why won't they make the rest of Africa better?
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>>69364541
>>69365997

>it's a Spider-man underneath something heavy issue
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>>69366855
Are they scrapping the heart-shaped herb that he smokes in the comics? That's supposed to be where he gets his abilities from. Otherwise he's just black.
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>>69367024
Yeah why dont they give everyone AIDS?
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Forgot pic
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>>69366459
Fun fact: tall people experience time differently than short people, because a tall person's brain gets used to accounting for the lag in nerve signal transmission in longer limbs.
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Best exchange in this movie for me was between Rhodes and Sam during the first argument about the accords.

>117 countries are agreeing on this and you're just like "naw it's cool"
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>>69366968
I agree that would be better, but that's 5 lines instead of 1 for a mid-fight exchange, it's not really feasible to put in the funniest jokes all the time.
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>>69367015
>>69366989
This is embarrassing. It reads like someone's sonic recolor.
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>>69367024

Why doesn't Gorilla City make the rest of Africa better in DC?
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>>69366852
what the shit is this from
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>>69367067
well, he's cap's best friend and you know, you're supposed to make the whole world move before you do if you think literally everyone else in the world is wrong.
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I'll never understand why you retards ask questions about things on an imageboard without checking google or Wikipedia first. Why would you bank on the timely response and accuracy of an anonymous person rather than using the resources available to you to seek the answer yourself?

>hows come black panther is strong
>whats black Panthers suit made of
>isnt spiderman only as strong as a peak athlete
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>>69367024
>if America was so great why dont they make the rest of Central and Latin america better

fucking retarded logic
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>>69367087
It's from "Why the fuck are you leaving a Marvel movie before the credits finish"
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>>69364296
The other iterations did him wrong desu senpai.
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>>69367024
why doesnt the usa fix mexico
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>the scene with stark/wilson talking
>well if you're the bad cop you're going to have to go Mark Fuhrman on my ass
Pretty good line desu
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>>69367074
Sure yeah whatever, I'm just saying basically *anything* would have been better than the stupid shit they decided to include
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>>69367046
Well, he eats it, not smokes it, but I wouldn't be surprised if they scrap it and all the mythical Panther god stuff.
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>>69367110
>implying i saw it in a theater

i caught the first post credits scene, didn't realize they were doubling down
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Anyone notice how many black people there were in this movie? I mean yes, there were scenes in Africa, Black Panther and his father, War Machine and Falcon. But there was also that woman whose son died in Sokovia and the minister in the London church, and the choir boys, etc etc. Not trying to sound like a /pol/tard but it was pretty noticeable.
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>>69366452
RUDD THE BUD
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>>69366918
Bucky got his ass handed to him a lot but I thought she stll had the best choreography. Everyone else was too wire-fu or cgi.

I'd really enjoy the MCU movies more if it had more grounded fight scenes.
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>>69367079
>more /v/ children infesting capeshit threads who can't talk about anything without making comparisons to their shitty hobby

Jesus.
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>>69364632
Reminder that the Russos have this shit handled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4C7IAmiUgs&feature=youtu.be&t=42
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>>69367083
>makes it a Marvel vs DC argument out of fucking no where

Fuck you, kid. You're a fucking nerd who needs a wedgie.
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>>69367139
>didn't realize they were doubling down
Hahaha oh god, you don't actually think this was the first movie to have two credit scenes, do you?
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>>69366615
pym particles
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>>69367110
hold up, i stayed for the bonus scene and it was just Cap and Bucky taking refuge in Wakanda.

you telling me there was ANOTHER scene?
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>>69366671
True, especially New York
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>>69367118
>"Dr. Pym was right, never trust a Stark!"
>"Who are you?"
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>>69367099
Most of 4chan is literally retarded teenagers these days. Doing basic research is a foreign concept to them, even though they grew up with the internet.
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>>69367176
>>69367139
AHAHAHAHAHAH

OH MY GOD
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>>69367157
Oh shit I didn't catch that.
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>>69367024
Wakanda has been secluded all this time.
Without anyone actually knowing about their vibranium they were able to live apart from the world resulting in the advancement of their country.
If I'll prepared and other countries knowing of their vibranium they would have been the middle east ×10.
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>>69367176
Yeah, and it's not the first Marvel movie to pull this. I don't understand why you wouldn't sit until it's completely over just to be sure.
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>>69367145
black people are a big movie going demo in america, and marvel really wants them to go see their films especially the black panther movie
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>>69367176
>>69367139

Absolutely pristine naivete.
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>>69367145
I didn't really notice it because the cast was so big and the black Avengers didn't act like niggers whoopin all over the place.
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So how did everyone like this Peter Parker that was definitely born after 9/11?
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>>69367099
>isnt spiderman only as strong as a peak athlete

to be fair, that wasn't the question being asked. It was an observation that they are making the new spiderman obviously stronger than previous iterations.
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>>69367165

I wasn't, though, I was just saying they're the exact same thing
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>>69366852
>Peter, were you masturbating?
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>>69367296
I am now.
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>>69367254
But even that is completely wrong. He's not Superman, but he's always been supernaturally strong.
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>>69367145
crazy, its almost as if black people make up a large portion of the world's population
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>>69366918
>yet somehow Bucky manages to hold back fully suited Iron Man's arm with his own, human, non-robot arm in the last fight
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>>69364220
How would a 14 year-old know how the laws of physics work?
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>>69367296
What's happening, Aunt May?
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>>69367245
The funny thing is is that post-9/11 babies are now old enough to try and defend themselves for being post-9/11 babies.

For all post-9/11 babies in this thread -- You were never a part of the Pre-9/11 World, and for that I am sad for you.
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>>69367338
There are no black people in London and a black priest is some crazy unbelievable SJW shit, didn't you know?
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So who's going to be the villain in Spiderman's solo movie? Kinda bummed that Michael Keaton dropped out desu

>>69367356
Isn't he 16 and a super genius? He did invent the webbing after all.

>>69367369
>For all post-9/11 babies in this thread -- You were never a part of the Pre-9/11 World, and for that I am sad for you
I was in second grade when I watched the planes hit the towers on TV but honestly I don't remember much of the world before.
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>>69367245
ok with it considering i used to read spidey when 9/11 hadnt happen.

There are no terrorists in my Peter's life
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>>69367338
I'm just tired at the lack of asian qts
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>>69367356
He's a super smart nerd.
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>>69367145
I didn't notice because none of them 'acted black.'

The 'angry black mother who lost a child' schtick I did notice, however.
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>>69367176
>>69367139
This is legit the funniest thing I've read this week so far.
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>>69367400
Officially, it's 15.
http://time.com/4312912/captain-america-civil-war-stephen-mcfeely-christopher-markus/

>Markus: We just wanted to write the most realistic 15-year-old boy we could. And it’s really that youth and innocence that is what’s fun about him in this movie.
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>>69367356
Because Peter Parker is a fucking nerd, perhaps?
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>>69364220
So is his suit cgi? Or do my eyes just fuck with me on this?
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>>69367145
My friend noticed this as well

I'm usually pissed at blackwashing or forced diversity but it didn't bother me. Falcon is the loyal bro who cap has a fuckload of war vet stuff in common with. Cheadle is nice and Panther was tolerable but pushing.

What is really obvious is that hollywood hates hot asian women
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>>69367389
>There's no black people in London.
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>>69367423
Well there was Anna Akana at the end of Ant-Man.

https://youtu.be/lYUFx_Ltjn8?t=1m55s
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>3 out of the 15 major characters in this movie are black
>/pol/ freaks out

I want /pol/ to leave
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>>69367431
That's straight out of the comics, though she was even black there.
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>>69367466
It is CGI, yes.
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>>69367443
I feel sorry for you.
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>>69367176
fuck im also pissed we didnt stay that long.
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>>69366666
Impressive
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>>69367491
*wasn't
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>>69367145
the only thing noticeable for me was the black mom guilt tripping cliche and the absurd "my black son was a bleeding heart hippie helping starving whites"
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>>69366852
Aunt MILF
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>>69367145
I can't wait to see the tall bald girl that told black widow to gtfo her way to kick some ass.
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>>69367522
Tyrone was a good boy, he dindu nuthin
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>>69366816
Just look at Andre threads and you have your answer.
The newfags on this board didn't realize quotes are suppose to be sarcastic or purposely fucked up. Not word for word in quotation marks bullshit.
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>>69364434
>You're shitting me right? They remembered he had Spider-sense like, once. He got smacked around way more than he had any right to.

He's only been spider... guy? For six months. He's only tested his spider sense against regular criminals. This is the first time he's been up against trained professionals and straight-up superhuman beings.

I'm comfortable with the idea that a veteran Hawkeye is capable of putting the squeeze on a noob Spidey's amateur-hour Spidey senses. Let alone Captain Fucking America. If anybody could put Peter Parker to the test, it would be Steve Rogers.
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>>69367471
I don't have a problem with blacks in MCU at all, it's just that there were so many more of them in this movie than the other movies.

Falcon and Cap had a nice organic relationship in Winter Soldier as running buddies. I preferred Terrence Howard as War Machine but Cheadle is okay. Also Panther's suit was really cool
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>>69367522
You're telling me if your kid was the "collateral damage" of a super fight, you wouldn't be even slightly pissed or upset that out of the millions saved, your child couldn't be one of them?

Also, that whole "bleeding heart" thing was all Stark tripping to guilt trip the Avengers, not the mom.
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>>69366666
Viewed. Witnessed. Thoroughly examined. Checked.
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>>69367400
>So who's going to be the villain in Spiderman's solo movie?

all the recognizable ones have sadly already been used in the last 5 films except for mysterio, scorpion, kraven, and vulture
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>>69367522
>>69367584
I had a giggle at the "3.6 GPA" part
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>>69367176
>what is mediastinger?
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>>69367606
It's a re-boot, so why can't they reuse someone?
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>>69367579
>Terrance Howard
>1x1=2 man
>refused the part because he wanted an absurd amount
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>>69367478
Yeah, but for a movie set in San Francisco there's a real dearth of chinese girls
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>>69367466
>>69367510
He's CGI when he's fighting, but there's alot of time is just the kid in a costume as well.
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>>69367400
venom


and carnage
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>>69367579
oh yeah for sure Panther's suit was fucking amazing.
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>>69367606
Scorpion looks too much like Lizard. I'm not sure how they can fit Kraven in. My guess is they'll go with Mysterio or Vulture, probably the former but not with the crystal ball on his head.

>>69367648
I know Howard is a stupid niger but he's definitely a better actor and fit the role well.
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>>69367606
Spot
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PATRICIAN CIVIL WAR HERO TIER RANKINGS

>God tier
Ant-Man
Spider-Man

>High tier
Captain America

>Good tier
Iron Man
Falcon
Winter Soldier
Scarlet Witch

>Meh tier
Warmachine
Black Panther
Hawkeye

>Why are you there tier
Black Widow
Vision
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>>69367750
Why's Black Panther so low?
Otherwise, spot on.
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>>69367584
It's simply funny from how absurd it is.

Even the nicest hard working black kid isn't some u2-hearing leftist with empathy towards other races like he got some bizarro world black guilt. He'd be going "me me me us blacks"
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I just hope they don't do another origin for Spider-man. The scene they introduce him in establishes everything you need to know about him. Really smart. Lower class. Awkward. Feels guilt about not using his powers to stop something. Built web shooters. Super strong. Can climb walls. Done.
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>>69367750
swap winter soldier with panther
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>>69367750
I'd put SW one tier up. But I agree with everything else.
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>>69367750
I would change SW and BP places but
>this
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>>69366852
SHUT UP FAGGOT HE STILL HAD THAT REFLECTION! JUST LET ME DDAYDREAM
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>>69367750
Switch Panther with Witch and bump Iron Man up to High tier.

>Black Widow
That's a good question. Why WAS she there? All she did was zap Ant-Man, get BTFO by Witch and zap Panther when he was trying to get on the jet.
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>>69367693
Sony is keeping the symbiotes for themselves and still making their own venom/Sinister Six movies as a separate franchise from the MCU.
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>>69367783
Yeah, I hope they just pick up at 6 month experience post Civil War spider-man, maybe with brief recap for people that didn't see Civil War. Maybe integrate it by starting with a newscast covering Spiderman that explains some shit and then cut to Peter freaking out he's getting news coverage?
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>>69367858
muh strong female lead
She's literally there because Marvel didn't have a decent female hero until Avengers 2, but they're clearly setting up Scarlet Witch to be the main female in crossover stuff now. Maybe Wasp too depending on the success of Ant-Man 2.
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>>69367801
>I said id help you find them not catch them, there's a difference
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>>69366871
That doesn't come from Spinal Tap. The Spinal Tap joke is that an 11 is relatively the same as 10, but Nigel was always louder. Spinal Tap didn't write giving 110%, either.
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>>69367843
>clearly in pain from his injuries
>talks about a tough fight with a guy named steve and his huge friend
>all while thinking "man those guys were weak"

You're retarded and so is your autistic "head-canon".
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>>69366976
LOOK you either get the chinese subs or you wait

the tc is very watchable
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>>69367064
Manlets. When will they learn?
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How old is Scarlet Witch supposed to be?
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>>69367773
>>69367795
Black Panther was a bit straight edge. I'm not saying quips are needed, but WS had better bants AND you could see his emotion in a lot of it. The problem with Panther in this movie is that the mask hid any emotion he had for 90% of the movie, his best scenes were before he showed up as BP, and at the end where he talks about revenge.

I'm sure he'll be a lot better in his own movie when he'll be out of costume for like 3/4 of it, because the actor did do a good job as T'Chala.
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>>69367984
like 20-25
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>>69367938
Whatever you say anon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven
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>>69367858
All she did was participate at 3 points. Okay....
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Anyone notice that Elizabeth Olsen broke into her American accent a lot in this movie?
She did a good job but it felt like she wasn't sure if she wanted the eastern European accent or a more American one for Scarlet Witch here.
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>>69367007
the new costume doesnt look that bad, i thought the eyes having shutters like a camera and peter being a photographer was pure poetry
and you have to switch it up so cosplayers can differentiate from each other

stop being a memeing faggot with your 'JUST'
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>>69368020
She was weak af. Replace her with Agent 13 and you would get the same stuff
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>>69367054
they actually cured aids

no lie
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>>69368066
could be on purpose to show her losing her accent so she doesnt have to do it for however many movies theyll pay her to be in
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>>69367007
>webshooters
This automatically makes the new costume the best one.
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>>69367055
Why is he so mad? Who's that ninja?
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>>69367750
Ya'all niggas are criminally underrating Falcon.

He's certainly at least one step above fucking Iron Man. Bucky Too.
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>>69368112
ASM had those too though.
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>>69368013
>The use of "11" as a maximum predates This Is Spinal Tap by almost forty years.
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>>69367296
>Are you keeping secrets from me?
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>>69367154
fuckin dareD bro daredy
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