>>69338562
varys edition
1st for world peace
Watching normies react to Game of Thrones>>>>>>>Watching Game of Thrones
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DID YOU MISH ME /got/?
>>69339900
Me on the left
>>69339900
>haha omg that was so unexpected!!! xd
>>69339905
there probably is.
Rhaegar has a will, the only person they could have sent them to is Benjen, because he was the one to let Lyanna and Rhaegar go
>>69339868
Is it confirmed that the walls coming down this season or what? Been 6 seasons surely white walkers or dany have to do something now.
nth for best man. Varys is the patrician's character
>>69339900
That room looks like it smells of curry
>>69339934
>Leader man can't have a dick on STRONG WOMYN show
>mfw stannisfags still walk the earth
>>69339900
Stop shilling this shit, no one likes poo in loos
>My books came to HBO in good faith. It was handed to the writers to be adapted faithfully and put to screen. And they murdered it. Murdered, I say, and may D&D choke upon their OC. I joke with Dan, write with David, promise HBO the rights of my own beloved books…but never think that means I have forgotten. The fatman remembers, /got/. The fatman remembers, and this blog post is almost done. The Winds of Winter is coming.
>>69339931
It's going to be the last scene of the season. Screencap this.
>>69339908
I'm from Vale, and I say kill'em all!
>>69339900
>shitskins
>one white female blacked
>clapping at a tv show
don't bother telling me to go back to /pol/, i'm already going
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4ike4c/spoilers_extended_how_to_converge_your_plotlines/
Go here if you're too stupid to understand the season and need someone to hold your hand.
>>69339900
How and why did this type of video become successful?
>>69339908
Yeah. I want to see which accent makes an appearance this time.
Also, I'm hyped to see him standing by with Anya and a dozen knights as Yhon openly poisons Robin under his roof, while monologuing about weak lords never ruling Vale again.
>>69339906
Would be awesome if you could do one where Jon farts when Thorne stabs him
>>69339900
>that ending not being completely obvious
do normies even think about anything
Question; is Jon alive again or is he some sort of undead? I know he breathed but you don't have to be alive to breathe.
>>69339900
>Nigger chimps out and claws up that poor innocent white girl to the point she has to shield her face
Why couldn't we save her, bros?
>>69339900
>that BLACKED couple on the right
They're doing it on purpose don't they
>>69339952
>Or if he has someone must make fun of it
my god it's true
>>69339984
The Red Wedding. Book fags set up hidden cameras to record showfag's reactions.
>>69339966
If in the last ep dany sails to westeros9s and the wall comes down it may be the best ep yet
This is all the fault of that guy who ruined the Hugo Awards. That dude literally ruined Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire,
So did Bran destroy his family by whispering to mad king aerys?
Or was it bloodraven?
>>69339984
people don't have friends, only internet friends
>>69339999
Preston will tell you he's being controlled and puppeteered by someone
the showrunners and Kit's acting will tell you that it's just Jon with a haircut and a bit more depressed
Is it still Varys and Littlefinger controlling everything or have events spiralled away from their machiavellian plans?
What as been good about S6 so far?
Last episode
>Jon stuff was alright
>Olly dead
>TOJ, it was alright but couldve been more than that
>Umber (only if rusemaster)
>>69339926
>Rhaegar has a will
Rhaegar was never King, though. I'm pretty sure you have to be King to legitimise someone.
>>69339984
Because of faggots shilling it on /got/ and other faggots getting upset about it
>LF wants the Vale knights to ride for Winterfell
>Royce objects
>LF sweettalks Sweet Robyn
>who makes Royce fly
>he didn't fly so good
>anon puts down his asthma inhaler
>and his cheetos
>he has to brush the cheetos dust off his fingertips before he can start typing
>he has downloaded 480p game of thrones s6e3
>his burgercountry doesnt allow more than what other countries considered dated internet speed
>he also has to use subtitles because he can't understand anything other than his thick kentucky accent which 50 people speak
>he has never read a book in his life but hes watched all the tower of joy fanfiction videos and wiki pages
>he feels as though he is one of the people in on the tower of joy R+L=J super secret boys club
>he considers himself an expert on sword fighting and history after watching 10 youtube videos
>he can't fathom how the tower of joy scene was different to the copypasta he read on /got/ thousands of times
i envy every single fucking one of you, if ignorance is bliss you must be truly euphoric
tower of joy scene was the best scene in years, if you think otherwise, keep shit posting i guess
>>69340034
The bad pussy runs it all now
![270[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QgD11oz.png "270[1].png")
>I might have done the same to my father, if he hadn't done me the favor of dying on his own
What did he mean by this?
>>69340034
Spiraled out if control. They lost control when Joffery lost his goddamn mind.
>>69339999
Alive but punished
>>69339962
>My son is home
I can't believe that cut the Northern Conspiricy. Literally every hype line from ADWD was from a Northern house
>>69339868
EP 4 SPOILERS WHERE AND WHEN
>>69340038
>IAMTHEDROWNEDGOD
>>69339984
>How and why did this type of video become successful?
Same reason let's plays are so popular - Friend simulators
>>69339958
What is dead inside may never die anon. We will outlast all of you other fags.
>>69340057
The spoilers usually come out on friday.
>>69340057
nothing happens in episode 4. Spanish dude said so himself
So where is this show going?
We've got two seasons left to wrap this shit up and give it some kind of conclusion, feel free to speculate how DnD will end it here.
>>69339985
And Shanshapusshy? Oi shupposhe datsh awff de tay-bull ash well?
>>69340057
Generally the spanish cuck leaks the ep synopsis by friday
>>69340065
why the fuck do my spaces keep disappearing
HOWABOUTNOW
>>69340022
Who? The anti-Puppies fags?
>>69339972
kekked hard
>>69340034
Littleinger is still in control. I think thinngs are a bit out of control for Varys. more so in the show then the books. but even in the books Varys is in the backfoot.
>>69340091
everyone dies
>>69340044
...Why are you so butthurt about people not liking it.
Do we have some sort of actual set worker or production team member here? It's really confusing me how butthurt you are, so angry that you would type an autistic 15 line greentext about it.
>>69340091
Sam blows horn, Walls fall down. Westeros gets fucked, everyone runs to dany and dragons. Dragons saves the day.
>>69340099
My Space went down again?
>>69339900
Are they americlaps or just applauding anyway?
>>69340038
I can't think of anything in particular but it does feel like the things that are4 happening are more important. Last season just dragged with a load of irrelevant bullshit every episode, this season feels more like it's actually moving the plot along.
>>69340125
Americans
list of targaryens in the show:
jon
daenarys
tyrion
meera
the night when the tower of joy took place, two children where there. one was jon snow - eddard stark took him home. the other was meera - howland reed took her home. also, jon and meera are the same age and look similar
>>69340076
But... Why?
i went lurking in the 2013 archives and it looks like the earliest impressions of preston were that he was just the "muh Quentyn is alive" guy
funny how he rose from that
>>69340044
You're objectively wrong
>>69340052
Joffery killing Ned was clearly LFs idea. watch the episode, Varys freaks out but LF stays calm
>Re watching s1
>Watching the Tourney of the Hand
> See the banners of Bracken, Whent, Swann, Royce (w/ runes) Karstark, Bolton, Swyft, Mormont, Clegane and Redwyne.
All that attention to detail, that heart and effort put into set design.
When did the show lose it's soul?
>>69340034
Varys's plan isn't even in the show
Who knows what Littlefinger's plan even is.
>>69339900
Is this modern america?
>>69340091
Who is this titty titan?
>>69340103
Both sides really. GURM just shit posts about the Hugos all day. Panders his bullshit to SJW minions and condemns Vox's rabid bullshit. It's all bullshit that's stopping him from writing but that's pretty unrealistic of me to think if not for this, he'd actually be writing. He wouldn't.
>>69340052
Yeah, I think they have been winging it since Ned lost his head.
>>69340121
Probably this. At the end of the day normies want Jon or Dany to save the day.
>>69340133
smart man. Good for you for realizing there were twins.
>>69339984
Are you really asking this when Twitch is LITERALLY watching people play fucking videogames.
But seriously, I think its something of a cultural phenomenon, brought about from technology, underrated by many, explained by psychology.
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>>69340053
Words that kill
WHOAAAAAAHOOOOOO
>>69340019
I can see it already.
>the NW have abandoned Castle Black to help Jon at Bastardbowl
>Dany finally leaves with Yara's group in the second-last scene
>we get a shot of Castle Black completely abandoned
>footsteps
>The Night's King and all his lads show up with a gorillion wights following behind
>he looks around at the castle then pulls out a horn he has stored on his back and blows it
>we get a tracking shot of a huge crack running all along the top of the wall
>cut to black
Post your face when this happens.
>>69340134
Why does the Earth orbit the Sun, dear anon? Why do the birds sing and fish swim? Because it's natural. You should give in.
>>69340039
I meant, there a will stating that Jon is rhaegar's kid, doesn't have to be legitimate, baratheons has it now
>>69340091
Dany will end up sailing to westeros end of this season and possibly white walkers take castle black. Who knows what next two season will be about
TESTTESTTEST
>>69340122
happens to faggots all the time
whats her name again?
>>69340194
>Who knows what the next two seasons will be about
The patriarchy being brought down
>>69340044
nah it was decent couldve been better, you dont have to be a le neckbeard autist xD to realise dual wielding is impractical as fuck and bullshit
>>69340173
the redditors took it down from youtube
literally frey-tier
>>69340175
>>69339931
>>69339966
>wall comes down as Littlefinger is watching
>he comes face to face with the Night's King
>"You've done well in preparing the realm for our arrival, Petyr"
>"I shupposhe I have... father"
>cut to black
>credits
Screencap this
>>69340216
Really?
>>69340189
>I meant, there a will stating that Jon is rhaegar's kid, doesn't have to be legitimate
Yeah he does. A will stating he's his kid just makes him an acknowledged bastard, like Edric Storm. Means fuck all in terms of succession, he's still a bastard.
>3 episodes in and the best character is yet to appear.
Madness.
>>69340209
THAT KHALLEESE WOMAN
>>69340213
>ywf no Oswell Whent
>>69340228
>implying it wasn't petyr's idea in the first place
all about that long con man
>>69340228
Im ok with this
>>69340216
Why do you lie anon
>>69340239
first started getting a weird amount of dislikes
then you could tell they were reporting it
then YouTube pulled it down
>>69340265
What did he say in the video to make it happen? Or was it just a general raid?
>>69340228
Change petyr to Jon and I will be happy.
1st FOR LYANNA STARK QUEEN OF /got/
Why the fuck didn't they just dye Clarke's hair. The wig looks so fucking bad
Or maybe even get a better wig
>>69340228
>cool guys don't look at explosions
fukcign ebin
>>69340239
First video got taken down after a copyright complaint because Preston but that You're The Best Around song from The Karate Kid over Arya's training montage. Don't know why the second one's gone, possibly because it used a clip from The Simpsons though I'm just guessing.
Ignore any reddit bullshit, it's just memers meming.
"Dan? Dabid?" said Dave Hill. "Are the books and the show the same story?"
"More or less," Dabid answered.
Gurm disagreed. "More less than more. There are many sorts of adaptations, just as there are many sorts of sources. The Hedge Knight and Season 5 both have wings, but they are not the same. The critics love to sing of showrunners forced to change the story to make it fit the medium, but the show is more like fanfiction than it is an adaptation. It is a shit show, driven by greed, soured by malice, despising the canon and caring only for OCs."
>>69340265
>>69340277
The channel is alive and well
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU7XVK_2Wd6tAHYO8g9vAA
>>69340209
>>69340239
>This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on spam, deceptive practices, and scams.
No shit.
>>69340153
All of the white men are shitposting on /tv/ while watching GoT alone
>>69340255
Holy shit if /pol/ were doing more of this type of memes it would have been a decent board.
So we can pretty much confirm thatOsha and Rickon will be the two splayed?
>>69340151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snYE3_GGVcU
Where did it all go wrong?
>>69340244
Based not Robson Green.
>>69340324
>Holy shit if /pol/ were doing more of this type of memes it would have been a decent board.
>>69339985
Honestly losing Robin wouldn't be a huge loss; he's just a dumbass shitty little kid/Littlefinger puppet. Nothing close to Doran anyway.
>>69340312
Nice fanfic, the channel is up.
Looks pretty small lads, is it rickon?
>>69340357
>This video
>>69340138
Lurking in an archive?
You can only lurk in active thread otherwise it's just reading
>>69340242
We will just keep going around in circles. He won't accept reality. Jon is a bastard no matter the circumstances if r+l=j.
>>69339900
>>69340357
I know that, retard.. Doesn't change the fact the video was taken down by Shittube.
>>69340365
The wolf's head is under him...
>>69340365
What is D&D obsession with Ramsay?
>S1 _/10
>S2 _/10
>S3 _/10
>S4 _/10
>S5 _/10
>S6 _/10
>>69340133
and bloodraven
>>69340365
Rickon is taller than Ramsay.
It's Lyanna Mormont.
>>69340417
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5
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7 so far
>>69340312
It happened last year as well. /r/asoiaf as vindictive assholes.
>>69340401
hue bottom right guy looks just like me
>>69340333
What is he going to do if Greatjon didn't laugh it off. cut of his head?
>>69340418
That's not Bloodraven on the show. That's some 1,000 year old nobody. DABID forgot they said 1,000 eyes and 1 last time we saw him.
>>69339900
The best part about shit like this everyone always glances around them to gauge if they're sperging out just as much as them or if they're watching them.
>>69340386
When Roose legitimized Ramsay wasn't he his heir and successor at that point? Even if Roose's kid had lived past one hour Ramsay would still come first despite being a bastard originally unless Roose de-legitimized him, right? I'm not up on Westerosi law here
>>69340417
Yep that looks about right
>>69340412
muh villain
>>69340417
>S1 9/10
>S2 7.5/10
>S3 8.5/10
>S4 8/10
>S5 6.5/10
>S6 7/10
>>69340428
What fucking shitheads.
>>69340474
Season 4 was pretty shitty senpai
>>69340133
Then Meera would have been a Snow not Reed
>>69340428
What the fuck is their problem? You'd think they would like funny content based on got
>>69340456
I don't know about "law" but roose was 100% going to put the new baby first in inheritance. Roose knew it. Ramsay knew it. Everyone probably knew it.
>>69340365
>>69340408
>>69340412
>>69340424
>Starks will go extinct this season.
>>69340424
Can't believe this shit was rushed just so HBO could give more money to GOT.
>>69340049
ask reddit
>>69340491
Nah... Howland's old lady just probably wasn't a cunt like Catelyn so they gave Meera a real name.
>>69339900
>black man so scared he jumps up the sofa and grabs the only white gal's knees
>>69340049
He supports undertaking patricide to get ahead because he's evil or something
Jon Snow's body is sex.
I thought Smalljon was supposed to be based
>>69340489
Season 4's shitness really was in how they handled the last few Tyrion scenes, the Yara Dogs scene, most of the season 4 finale, and Jaime's rape of Cersei
Aside from that it was a solid season
>>69339908
FUCK OFF, Baelish, I am the new CIA
>>69340133
There's literally no reason for Meera to be a Targaryen
>>69339906
see this:
>>69339995
and then do one with a fart for every stab
>>69340498
I think it also has to do with th fact sansa is gone and ramsay has no heir, nor anyone else to make an heir with to claim the north.
>>69340049
He was so edgy it hurt. He was right though
>>69340507
He cant legitimize a Snow even if he wants to
>>69340491
There's no one to check up on the frogmen. Howland says bitch this our kid now. She says k.
Ned comes home with a baby and Cat flips her shit. Would immediately spill beans if she knew anything.
>>69340498
I can't believe Roose even remotely trusted Ramsay. What a dum dum
I wonder how likely it is that the books will follow the show's plot?
>>69340541
3 heads of a dragon. Jon, Danny and Meera. Tyrion isnt one of them.
>>69340547
I mean they didn't tell anyone it was a bastard.
>>69340049
that he too would have killed his father (implying he hated him the same way Ramsey hated his father), but he was unfortunate (or maybe fortunate) enough for him to die before he had the chance of killing him.
all clear now?
>>69340049
Kinslaying is the new fad in westores
>>69340530
>But his wee pecker.
Fun fact. That was ad libbed
Season 6, Episode 6: “Blood of My Blood”
Season 6, Episode 7: “The Broken Man”
>>69340550
The book's line would be so fucking stupid acted out in a show.
>>69340555
>Howland says bitch this our kid now. She says k.
>implying it isn't the other way
>implying Jyana isn't Lyanna
>>69340550
Post the rest of these
>>69339952
>smart
>cultured
>has a sense of humor
>if not for him, dany's, tyrion's and jorah's asses would be toast
He's the protagonist GRRM has promised us.
>BUT HE HAS NO COCKKKK XDD)))
>WIMMIN CONSPIRACY
>Mother of Sandsloots killing the king
>Massive nig with the huge scythe going down like that
>the prince guy turning his back to one of the bad pussy brigade for no reason
>That entire sequence
Christ, that was possibly the worst few minutes of this entire show so far...
>>69340558
And yet Tyrion is the one taming dragons.
It would make more sense for Tyrion to be a targaryen than Meera freezing her ass off in the north.
>>69340598
>>69340562
You cant fake a father not a mother. At least other frog-people should know.
>>69340625
>>69339900
can we do a /tv/ reacts to Got? I want to see people stand up and pacing aroung the room every time melisandre shows tits
>>69340621
Tyrion didnt tame dragons. Dragons are smart and they know tyrion isnt a threat. Tyrion was helping them.
>>69340648
>>69340621
Tyrion is in no way shape or form taming dragons currently. Not to say that it won't happen in the future but don't get ahead of yourself.
Also who does Tyrion belong to if he was secret targ?
>>69340571
Stannis the trendsetter
>>69340044
It could have been better. It should have been better.
>>69340661
What about poor old Quentyn. He was no threat, he just wanted to take a dragon home as a souvenir. RIP QUENTYN.
>>69340401
I still don't understand the "watch me watch tv" thing. Why would anyone want to watch someone else watch tv?
I should make a channel called "watch me fap". It would star me of course, browsing the /gif/ catalog, looking for good webms with sound of course.
Episode 4 will be the best one of the season so far.
>Vale plotting
>Jon's plans post-Watch
>Gearing up for Bastardbowl
>Euron doing things
>Theon
>Jorah beating the shit out of horseniggers
>Sansa meeting Melisandre
>>69340532
People who use the word "based" don't matter, anon. To give you a clearer idea how little you matter even those shitfaggots Benioff and Weiss (even fucking Dan Weiss, the worthless piece of shit) are justified in looking down on you.
>>69340665
He killed 12 harpies at his age without armor and getting surrounded with no dual swords or shield. What more do you want from him?
Though his funeral scene suck ass.
>>69340586
CONFIRMATION RECEIVED
>>69340635
Frog people keep it real. Even if they did know they wouldn't be flapping their mouths. Also there's a decent chance only the inner frogmen would know.
I'm not saying it's confirmedget hypebut it's a plausible theory.
>>69340049
Guys like you need a whole fucking dictionary to explain every single word.
>but le meme
>>69340665
I still dream of buying HBO and working in dialogue for the last couple of seasons, making it explicitly canon that Barristan was well past his prime and just flattered. Have Littlefinger mention that there was an ongoing competition to see who could pay him the highest compliment to his face without laughing. Have Varys reveal he'd been wearing adult diapers for several years.
What went wrong?
>>69340661
So can the dragons fly away now or is the door to the basement still locked?
>>69340550
"G.R.R.M. sucks at writing," said Anon.
>>69340687
Dragons are capable of telling the true nature and motives of a man.
>>69340648
this shit pisses me off. They act like such fucking snobs for figguring out what every fucking halfwit and his teleporting dog has. It's so fucking obvious you don't trust it
>>69340052
But Joffrey losing his mind was part of Baelish's plan. It was too soon for Varys's liking, yes, but not for CIA.
>>69340687
>implying quentyn died
>>69340708
Personally, I plan on making a channel of reaction videos where I watch reaction videos and react to them. You can be my sidekick, we'll have a sideline of videos where you react to me reacting to people reacting to things. You in?
>>69340763
>every fucking halfwit and his teleporting dog
nice
>>69340773
He's as good as.
>>69340773
Preston please we'll report you.
>>69340724
Harpies are literally faggots with daggers. Any knight should take out 20+
>>69340762
Everything can be explained with the power of fanfic
where does the "AAAAAAH SAVE ME GREY WORM/AREO/FAT WALDA" meme come from?
>>69340708
It's comfy
>>69340740
I wonder if Maisie will get more attractive when she's in her mid-twenties.
I know I'm late but,
>best character in the whole series, Arthur Dayne, reduced to a dual wielding fookin legend
Dropped harder than the second greatest fighter ever Barristan Selmy by a random street thug.
>>69340779
I am all in. we can sell advertising to our reaction videos, watching people react to reaction videos. Sounds just absurd enough to work.
>>69340811
From /tv/.
>>69340740
maisie's weight fluctuates a lot. like one day she's all double chin and then a couple days later she looks all tiny.
Is this Bronze John Royce lads?
>>69340811
It just spawned into existence.
>>69340763
This, it's so blindingly obvious that many fans are convinced it can't be right because it's simply too fucking obvious and there's too much evidence for it.
>Bran greensees unsupervised
>Bran sees a vision of uncle Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go
>Bran knew that Benjen was the only person who had the power to stop Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his family
>Bran wargs into Wylis to try and stop Lyanna and Rhaegar
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword
>gets smacked in the head with the hilt of his sword
>Bran is smacked through time and space and is thrown from across the room
>Lands beside Hodor who is looking at him
>"Hodor"
>Bran gives a knowing look and starts to respect BR's rules and finally learn
>>69340811
From captain america
>>69340740
Mother of Donuts
>>69340818
ummmmm, I don't know how to break this to you, but have you seen British women age?
Its not pretty.
see what I did there?
>>69340811
It comes from AAAAAH SAVE ME TONY. How new are you?
>>69340708
They even made a TV show about people watching TV here in Winland and it was great. The format has already been sold to UK
>>69339900
>that guy and girl surgically attached to their phones even when around 8 other people and watching a show together while being recorded
God I hate normies.
>>69340740
Give women money without a Cock to reign them in and they get pompus with fast food and chain fuck chads in every hotel paid for by HBO
>>69340828
How will people react to a channel about reacting to reactions?
>>69340811
From Misfits
>>69340417
>S1 10/10
>S2 9/10
>S3 8/10
>S4 8/10
>S5 6/10
>S6 7/10 (so far)
>>69340163
>Gorge: *Gotta write the fucking book...*
>Gorge: *Nah, fuck this shit, I have enough money to just lay back, eat and shitpost myself until the day I die. How do I calm the fuck down my nerds though?*
>Gorge: Ahem. I'd like to announce that the ASOIAF book series is discontinued. I'm not writing any more, because I'm offended by the nazi puppies in my literature. #BoycottLit
>>69340836
It is one of the Vale guys for sure. I can't remember their names.
Guys, whats' in winterfell's crypt? Something probably fucked hodor up down there.
>>69340843
D&D-tier.
>>69340818
>I wonder if Maisie will get more attractive when she's in her mid-twenties.
Nah. that's not how it works. She's past puberty now. Puberty is a fearsome enemy, lad. It turns us all into monsters or angels.
>>69340740
Maise looks decent in the show. She have really horrible makeup/ fashion sense outside the show
>>69340867
positively, of course.
our advertisers will love it.
>>69340811
Stiyl
Is Bran Jon Snow's father?
>>69340724
>harpies
>wear heavy masks, use small knives and presumably have little to no real combat experience
>they kill the best swordsman in westeros
>dude hes old xD
Why don't people like Sam and Gilly scenes? I don't get it.
>>69340895
Horn of Joramun
>>69340895
Spooky skeletons.
>>69340298
The channel is, but his S6E3 video is removed. The reason was listed as "spam".
>>69340895
The only fucking thing I've ever heard was ice dragon and that shit is stupid. Probably nothing in the crypts.
>>69340926
Partially because of Sam
Mostly because of Gilly
>>69340811
Captain America being weaksauce.
>>69340857
I know, most of them are troglodytes. But then I remember women like Tamsin Greig, who are up there in age yet so prime to be dicked through seven hells. Shame I won't be around to see Maisie turn into a MILF, though.
>>69340926
Served absolutely 0 purpose. Didn't further character development either. Also boring.
>>69340843
>Time for Young Griff story? NOPE
>Time for Lady Stoneheart? NOPE
>Time for a single flashback involving the mad king? NOPE
>Time for litterly any good plot? NOPE
Time for Hodors cock? YEAH DnD!!
Time for Hodors backstory? YEAH DnD!!
>>69340867
They'll be all AW HAYL NAW and NOPE NOPE NOPE NAH HE DI'INT and AH AIN'T NEVA SEEN THAT SHIT COMIN Y'ALL. License to print money, basically.
>>69340034
Both of them are doing fine. Varys wants a targ on the throne while Baelish assumedly just wants more power. Ned being killed was more for Baelish, but even now both are pretty much where they want to be.
>>69340976
>Time for a single flashback involving the mad king? NOPE
We're getting this though
>>69340926
>did i ever tell you i used to think the sea was called the see. because it was nothing but water as far as the eye could see. see, sea, thy're spelled different but they sound the same
>>69340492
>>69340428
They are angry at Preston for not preaching to their holy cows like Azor Jon. Ever since GRRM has confirmed Preston's Braavosi lemons clue, they envied him, even though Preston himself registered a reddit account just to talk to them and explain how much of his theories is research, and how much is just fun tinfoil.
![55a0386214000001079a7ae2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bdUgYDK.jpg "55a0386214000001079a7ae2[1].jpg")
>I have felt from the beginning that Stannis was a greater danger than all the others combined.
>Ned found it hard to imagine what could frighten Stannis Baratheon, who had once held Storm's End through a year of siege, surviving on rats and boot leather while the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne sat outside with their hosts, banqueting in sight of his walls.
>His claim is the true one, he is known for his prowess as a battle commander, and he is utterly without mercy. There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.
>Hard was the word men used when they spoke of Stannis, and hard he was.
>No man in the Seven Kingdoms is more honorable than Stannis Baratheon. He will keep his word.
>This is Stannis Baratheon. The man will fight to the bitter end and then some.
>What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance!
>Few of the birds that Maester Aemon had sent off had returned as yet. One reached Stannis, though. One found Dragonstone, and a king who still cared.
>Stannis had been a younger son living in the shadow of his elder brother, just as Jon Snow, bastard-born, had always been eclipsed by his trueborn sibling, the fallen hero men had called the Young Wolf. Both men were unbelievers by nature, mistrustful, suspicious. The only gods they truly worshipped were honor and duty.
>His eyes were sunk in deep pits, his close-cropped beard no more than a shadow across his hollow cheeks and bony jawbone. Yet there was power in his stare, an iron ferocity that told Asha this man would never, ever turn back from his course.
AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME MELLISANDRE BURN ANOTHER ONE OF MY KIN!
GRRM originally wanted to a Jon x Arya romance. Who thinks that it will adapted into a Jon x Sansa thing?
