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>>69326873
>>69328353
1st for that's Jon's throne
Lyanna
shitty lazy op edition
>>69328353
>Stannis "Things look dire, put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the snow, my daughter's aglow, now pass the fucking marshamallows" Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon
All prophecy is bogus.
>bran thinks people can hear him
>bran tries to convince Aerys to not be crazy
>bran's whispers drive Aerys crazy
Everyone is a Targaryen.
Hodor is half dragon half giant, secret targaryen confirmed.
>>69328386
not the right lyanna
where can I watch episode 3 ? can't find any links
>>69328387
did you have a really funny edition joke you wanted to use?
We /Breaker of Chairs/ now
Jon Snow has been afflicted by some white walker spell. That's why he woke up, not because of the fire magic ritual. He's probably going to turn into some big shot white walker and it'll be the most dramatic twist. He'll probably start getting some nightmare visions in future episodes.
I guarantee it.
>>69328367
The proof is Ian McShane. That guy has no filter on his mouth. He went on radio and said him and his brothers nurse a fan favorite character back to live. The host presses him and asks if it's the Hound to which Ian confirms. Also, Watchers on the Wall confirm Rory McCann was in Belfast.
http://watchersonthewall.com/two-possible-game-of-thrones-returns-plus-explore-season-6-locations-with-this-video/
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69328445
>>69328445
here you go friend
http://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones/episodes/6/53-oathbreaker/index.html
Gerold Hightower will be in the Tower (name based pottery) of Joy.
That's why there was only two in the fight with Ned and Howland.
Gerry is in the high tower because he needs to give exposition about Lyanna and Jon.
He's going to say to Ned that Rhaegar didn't rape her and that they eloped together.
And then he'll commit soduku while saying "The Kingsguard does not run".
Screen shot this
>dual-wielding
How did Dabid and Downsyndrome justify this to themselves? No, seriously? That scene was fucking awful, from the dialogue to the fight choreography to the acting, but most atrocious of all was the blatant pandering to mouthbreathing retards who just want to see pretty colours move on the box, by giving a dude literally two longswords.
>tfw you hate this show now but you can't stop watching and you can't see what happens in the books because that fat fuck will eat himself to death before he finishes them
>>69328464
Daenerys of House of Pancakes
>>69328464
Because they don't fit?
>>69328488
It's going to be half and half.
Mel started the process but the Others finished it.
His is the Song of Ice and Fire.
Stark mother, Targ father.
Ice and Fire.
>you will never dual wield him and his kingsguard buddy at the same time
>>69328464
The Unburnt Quesadilla of the Anchovies, the Rhubarb, and of the French Fries. Queen of Mayonaise. Khaleesi of the Great Greasy Steak. Breaker of Chairs. Mother of Burgers.
>>69328516
He'll be raping her or sacrificing her some shit.
>>69328498
Just to add on, this is the link to the radio show where he spoils his character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8K0403kvJk
>>69328521
>Dayne is the best swordsman in Westeros
>how do we show that?
>do some amazing choreography that his him take 4 on at the same time?
>that might work what if we give him another sword
>genius!
The worst bit was that the stuntman looked to awkward doing it. The swords were too heavy for him.
>>69328595
Queen of the love handles and fat men
>>69328516
Isn't he still alive? Didn't they mention him earlier?
so is arya stark dead or just a really great liar?
>>69328464
Am I crazy or are they related?
>Ramsey and Umber scene
>Lighting is fucking shit, can't see what the fuck we're meant to see
What is wrong with these retards?
>>69328616
The entire thing looked so stilted and fake. It was embarrassing
>>69328626
They mentioned him during Aery's rule.
Which is another reason why he's in the tower.
Why cut his character in the battle and then namedrop him later?
Because it's establishing his character for when Ned meets him.
>>69328643
crazy
>>69328595
Khaleesi should be Calorieesi
>>69328645
The lighting is fine.
>>69328464
I'd stlll ravage that and so would you
>>69328641
Book reason is because she has a backup copy of herself in the wolfnet.
Show Arya has no warg powers so... I guess she's a good liar?
>>69328641
In the books she basically maintains her sense of self by 'cheating' the faceless men's tests through warging, an ability they presumably don't know she has. So she still has the potential to receive the training and then remain herself when she returns to Westeros.
In the show she will go back to Westeros without being psychologically altered because DABID
>>69328401
Everyone's favorite villain
>>69328616
They were going for, "This guy is so good, he's the only one who can dual wield successfully."
>>69328353
Is the iron throne comfy?
>>69328690
Lighting is god awful, they keep trying to make it seem like a natural lack of lighting due to low sunlight and being inside a castle but apprently they have no candles or fireplaces or anything either
>>69328641
in the book she backs up her data to the wolfnet
in the shows I guess she's just a good liar
>>69328739
No, it was fine. I could see everything clearly.
>>69328720
not in the books
>>69328720
Boris Yeltsin once said "You can build a throne with bayonets, but it's difficult to sit on it".That faggot is dead though, it looks comfy enough to me
>>69328772
A man can only retain his sanity before having his ass stabbed so many times in the damn throne.
I pity the poor Aerys.
>>69328643
She looks more like Nathan Lane
>>69328764
Nah it wasn't mate, couldn't see shit
>>69328739
>>69328645
stop watching shitty 100 mb yify rips off of pirate bay
>>69328401
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>>69328826
Were you on some crappy stream, is your TV a shit?
Lyanna Stark
>>69328826
I literally just now watched it again and it's fine.
RIP Eurio
Reminder that in the show the Three Eyed Crow isn't Bloodraven.
>>69328401
Stannis "Before the Fight set my Child alight" Baratheon
>>69328826
Yeah that happens when you torrent from Russians.
give me some tower of joy meme
>>69328386
is lyane the mother of jon?
Why did Theon betray Robb?
Give me one good reason other than GRRM wanting another of his epic and crazy twists
>>69328826
HBO releases their own torrents with extra darkness to make people buy subscriptions
best scenes per episode so far
>e1
Brienne swearing fealty to Sansa
>e2
Sansa and Theon saying goodbye
>e3
Qyburn talking to the kids
if you disagree you're a reddit-tier faggot
>>69328942
the father
>>69328915
>A thousand eyes and two.
What did he mean by this?
>>69328953
daddy issues
>>69328955
contrarians need to die in a fire
>>69328953
He wants daddy to love him.
Same motivation as all the other characters
>Wildlings know nothing of Westeros
>when Jon is caught they know that Snow is a bastard name and that Ned is Warden of the North
ok
>>69328953
He didn't want to be a greenlander panzy anymore.
>>69328955
Why is qyburn talking to the kids a good scene?
>>69328968
Fucking Down's and Down's.
They just throw whatever dialogue in they feel like scraping from the books without ever understanding it.
>>69329002
Fuck all that, Gilly knows what an ostrich is.
>>69328963
Who is the mother then?
>>69329002
Mance was at the feast for Robert's visit.
He goes past the wall all the time
>>69328955
>e3
Tommen and High Sparrow
who am I kiddingTyrion scene was best
Theon and Sansa jumped of a 60 ft wall and waded through freezing cold water unhurt, could they both be Targaryens?
Lets play a game called who can post the most feelsy screencap
I'll start
>>69329046
Ashara Dayne
e1
melisandra geting naked before turnimg into the granmy
e2
ramsey leting the dogs out
e3
ollie hanged
>>69329002
Wildings will certainly know the name of the house that ruled the North for eight thousand years
>>69329046
Wylla
>>69328754
Is that Robert Smith? I wish he was on GoT.
>>69329062
then why doesn't he have her eyes though...just wondering
(farts)
>>69329076
Rename that file, Stannis wasn't shown dead
who laffed in that sam "his wife's son" scene?
>>69329096
>stanis-death.0
>>69329041
how pissed are the iron bank of bravos?
who's gonna pay for all of stannis' debt?
>>69329057
>Book
>lots of talk about a great storm blowing snow up against the walls of Winterfell
>Theon and Sansa jumping makes sense since they fell into many feet of snow
>Show
>so in the book, Sansa and Theon jump off the wall to get to safety
>do we need to buy some hay or something
>no, it says they fell into snow
>ok, sprinkle some fake snow on the ground, moving onto another ramsay is evil scene
WELL DONE
>>69329087YOU JUST KNOW
>>69329094
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
nice one pycelle
>>69329086
:'(
>>69329136
lewd
Sansa tits when?
PRESTON
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR VIDEO
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU BASTARD
>>69329108
me just a bit
>>69329162
Next Fappening.
>>69329165
>watching that autism lord's videos
Come on now
>>69328942
Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyannna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes Septa Lemore
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror
>>69329149
You got me.
Thoughts?
"Please cunt punch me, Jen"
http://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Sophie-Turner-Quotes-About-Jennifer-Lawrence-May-2016-41243921#photo-41243921
I haven't read any of the books, how do you feel about them in relation to the show?
If Jon Snow knows nothing and he saw nothing in death, does that mean Jon Snow knows Death?
>>69329115
The iron who now? That plot has been killed off
>3 episodes
>still no CIA
This has probably been asked and answered a million times, but seriously, what the FUCK happened to the dude that married the Frey's hot daughter then got imprisoned after the Red Wedding?
Pottery
>>69329210
>popsugar.com
I'm not clicking that shit.
>>69329236
Sneks stole his teleporter, so he has to take the long way home
>>69329194
>trading a newborn (Dany in this case) for a nine month old (Jon)
U wot?
>>69329238
Edmure? He's literally just a prisoner of the Frey's
He's almost 100% confirmed to come back this season though so that's nice
>>69329194
>Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
timelines dont match Eddard and Ashara were not in the same place for Ashara to conceive. Brandon+Ashara might be possible.
>>69329130
Someone just fell to their deaths and they decide to make the same jump, but from higher up.
>I'll kill any 3 men you want little girl
>DURRR UHHH KILL THIS RANDOM GUY WHO CHEWS LOUDLY AND THIS OTHER LANNISTER GUY AND UHHHHH BREAK ME OUT OF JAIL
A Dream of Spring p.1001
"But Davos turned to the Mistwood, and so came back to Cape Wrath, as day was ending once more.
And he went on, and there was yellow light, and fire within; and the evening meal was ready, and he
was expected. And Marya drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Stannis upon his lap.
He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said."
The End
Will Theon ever be happy again?
>>69329219
The plot and characters are stronger and make more sense. But if you don't want to end on two rambling books of pure """"worldbuilding"""" you'll dislike the series
>>69329242
who was the backstabing guy
>>69329263
How many seasons has it been since we last saw him? If he actually appears in this season who the fuck is going to remember who he is? Most people that watch the show have it bad enough remembering recurring characters.
>>69329300
she's a kid. Obviously she's not going to make the right choices. That's what Jaquen was counting on while recruiting her
>>69329300
Meanwhile her shitty list had two of the lands best warriors
>>69329249
Who else would post an article like that?And I know you clicked it *<I:-D
At which point was his character boiled down to literally quips in every scene?
He's been fucking awful and boring ever since Joffery's wedding
>>69328739
I agree I spent 20 minutes screwing with my picture settings on the tv and no matter what I did it still sucked.
>>69329263
They're doing the riverlands plot, yeah, but Jamie is an unlikeable asshole now.
Bravo D&D.
They made Cersei in a poor victim and Jaime into a total cunt.
>>69329303
It's nice but Stannis is about 10 right now, will probably be 11-12 at the end of the book
Steffon works better
>>69329332
Haven't seen him since the Red Wedding itself, I'm sure they'll remind the audience 'hey this was the guy who was getting married that night' multiple times
So Rickon and Osha are fucked, right?
There's no way they don't die some horrific death at the hands of Ramsay because le shock value. We will probably actually see them get skinned alive.
>>69329306
Fuck no. He goes back to Pyke to find out nobody gives a shit about him. Except Yarsha maybe.
>>69328893
Is that K-Stew?
>>69329353
>hating on meme dwarf
when was the last time sansa bled?
>>69329353
He has always been like that since his first intro
>>69329384
in the trailer she's being an asshole to him
>>69328613
Wow, I did not believe until I heard this... but now that it's 100% confirmed...
G E T
H
Y
P
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>>69329268
>>Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
>timelines dont match Eddard and Ashara were not in the same place for Ashara to conceive.
They were both at the tourney at Harrenhall, where Eddard had the hots for Ashara.
>>69329325
Howland Reed
>>69329392
LUL wtf LUL
>Howland wasn't green
>he didn't throw frogs
>he wasn't a midget just kinda short
>no nets or tridents
>didn't yell his house words "Our leaps are strong!"
what the fuck?
/got/ I wish we could all watch season 1 together.
>>69328915
Pretty logical since they haven't even referenced the blackfyres or anything else from that era
>>69329238
still imprisoned.
>>69329423
>howland wasn't jojen
what the fuck?
>>69328516
>>69328656
The guy with Arthur Dayne was actually Gerold Hightower according to the actor (despite being too young to play Hightower), so the missing Kingsguard is Oswell Whent.
>>69329392
Is this canon?
daily reminder that mance is the true OG in the department of twenty good men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTj0Z3uegfY#t=3m58s
>>69329242
wew
>>69329392
UnGregor can't go berserk yet.
Cersei needs to voluntarily choose him as her champion.
Then Tommen can die.
Also, they flat out called him "Ser Gregor" this episode.
Didn't they call him "Ser Robert Strong" last season?
what did he mean by this
>>69329392
Nice white cape.
>>69329412
And ashara was all over brandon's dick who was in the habit of fucking random girls, unlike ned, so no, jon snow isn't ashara and ned's son
>>69329424
I remember making a general during Season 1, the most replies I had was 150, and it was al lthanks to those salty bookfags
>>69329423
>he didn't reeeeeeee at Dayne
dropped
>>69329392
Holy shit, that's super impressive.
>>69328645
Ramsay/Umber scene was fine compared to any scene inside the House of Black and White
>>69329335
I don't know about that, Jaqen even suggests Joffrey.
>>69329451
Actor is likely mistaken since the books say that it was Whent who was sharpening his sword when Ned rode in.
They can't name drop Hightower in the same episode he appears and not put a face to the name.
>>69329466
There was probably no point beating around the bush
Why is every scene so fucking dark? It's the only reason I like daenerys scene's, those are mostly shot daytime so you can fucking see something.
>>69329412
Tourney was at least a year before roberts rebellion. Jon should be close to a year old during exchange and you cant just exchange a newborn with a year old
>>69329466
Nah, they never referred to him as Robert.
Unlike the books they don't have to hide the fact it's UnGregor. Also it'd be pretty fucking obvious otherwise
When will they kill Dany and bring in Aegon VII the true Targaryen and rightful heir to the iron throne
>>69329510
They didn't have electricity
Everything was darker back then
I like how the Thenns were the more civilized people beyond the wall. Then even managed South and adapted their cultures and even married into the Karstark house.
Then the show happens and we get atypical wildling cannibals.
>>69329510
adjust your brigthness settings or cover the window
>>69329300
>you saved three men from death. you must compensate the death god by naming three people to die - it's all the same to the many-faced god
>YOU KILLED THE WRONG GUY REEEEEEEE
>>69329530
Eggy is gonna die.
GRRM already wrote it out in his AWOIAF.
There once was a Targ civil war between a male heir and a female heir.
Female won.
>Bran greensees unsupervised
>Bran sees a vision of uncle Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go
>Bran knew that Benjen was the only person who had the power to stop Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his family
>Bran wargs into Wylis to try and stop Lyanna and Rhaegar
>Bran(Wylis) screams HOLD THE DOOR, HOLD THE DOOR
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword
>gets smacked in the head with the hilt of his sword
>Bran is smacked through time and is thrown from across the room
>Lands beside Hodor who is looking at him
>"Hodor"
>Bran gives a knowing look and starts to respect BR's rules and finally learn
>>69329375
Osha = Skinned
Rickon = Arrow
>>69329548
Remember when he served the red god in season 2?
>>69329499
The guy sharpening his sword got all the Oswell lines too and I doubt Ned would kill the Lord Commander so easily, so either the actor's mistaken and he was playing Whent, with Gerold in the tower, or D&D simply don't give a fuck. D&D not giving a fuck seems more likely.
There's a rumor going round that this dude has a cameo in episode 7
What will his dialogue be?
>>69329608
Xbox on
>>69329325
Howland Reed, Meera's father, good friend of Ned Stark
>>69329608
>Hello m'lady Cersei, BITCH
>>69329598
Normally I'd totally agree with you, but I can't imagine that they're so strapped for cash that they cut one guy in a fight.
And even have the gall to namedrop him later in the episode.
Besides, someone needs to explain to the audience what's going on in the Tower.
Need that exposition, yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyiTHNXrr2Y
so they mentioned his vows of silence but didn't bother giving him a new name? weird
>>69329608
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>[gets killed by 20 good men and a teleporting hound]
>>69329210
Did she punch her in the Vagina in the movie? I didn't watch it.
>>69329594
It is all the same to the many faced god
>>69328804
>rightful king
>being hurt by the Iron Throne
>>69328401
Where did the dank meme of using the iron price in the wrong context come from? Was it from the show?
>>69329375
Wait, that was the real Rickon? I thought it was just some random boy
>>69329608
Who are you? Bitch!
>>69329648
no point pretending it's Robert Strong
that was just for Prince Doran so he's not salty Gregor isn't dead, in the show they're pretty much up at arms with Dorne no need to beat around the bush
>>69329648
I think the writers just pick and choose lines out of a hat without any sort of thought.
>>69329513
>Tourney was at least a year before roberts rebellion
false
>>69329648
No-one would believe the fucking Mountain took a vow of silence, and Qyburn's not even trying to cover up the fact that he's Gregor - Kevan, Pycelle, Mace, Olenna and Jaime all know that it's Zombie Mountain.
>>69329479
>And ashara was all over brandon's dick
That's what you're supposed to think.
>>69329513
>Tourney was at least a year before roberts rebellion.
Eddard wasn't aware that he had knocked up Ashara and once he found out and exchanged Daenerys for Jon, Ashara smuggled Daenerys to Pentos.
>>69329688
The "vow of silence" lie was to cover why Robert Strong never spoke.
But if they're just going with "Yeah, it's Gregor, we brought him back with special medicine", why lie about the vow?
Why not just say "He's healed, but he lost the ability to speak?"
Why the totally unbelievable deception?
>>69329354
>>69328739
>>69328856
The best I can find is a 1080p 3.87 GB with a bitrate of 993bps,
Are all the rippers deliberately making shit quality releases just to be the first to put it out?
Reminder that Cleganebowl is confirmed
Reminder that Gregor isn't completely mindless (recognized that Jaime called him stupid and gave him a death stare)
Reminder that Ian McShane has confirmed he heals the Hound and is the Elder Brother.
>>69329353
>He's been fucking awful and boring ever since Joffery's wedding
He was awful in Dance too.
But yes, he is painfully bad in the show. Also why does he have to bring up Varys being a eunuch every single episode?
>>69329666
I can't even remember at this point, I think it was in season 2 when Theon's right hand man says Rodrick needs to pay the iron price for insulting Theon.
This may be a dumb question but, who are Jon parents?
Also, the revival shit was becasue the Red Woman, the dog or Jon himself being something like the Christian Messiah?
>>69329666
Yeah, pretty sure in the season 2 Theon storyline it emerged after they misused it.
I think it was in Winterfell, because they used it right when it was Balon in Pyke talking about how green Theon had become
>>69328521
Whatever happened to Dawn anyway? I thought it was a two-handed sword.
>>69329754
I've watched that scene multiple times because I love it, but that line stands out as bad every time
>>69329210
>It was awesome
women are degenerates
>>69329763
I see what you did there.
>>69329353
>He's been fucking awful and boring ever since Joffery's wedding
so.. just like in the books
>>69329698
Tourney was in 281 and Rebellion started in 282
>>69329763
Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark.
Rhaegar is Daenerys' brother and heir to the Throne.
Lyanna was Ned's sister and betrothed to Robert Baratheon, who rose up in rebellion when he found out that the Prince stole his wife to be.
We don't know how/why Jon came back yet. Since the books haven't resurrected him yet.
>>69329777
In the show it appears to be a very normal-looking longsword, but I believe Ned did collect it after the battle to return it to Starfall.
>>69329789
It was a great scene, that's the one blemish it has. And since, it's become a joke about how D&D consistently fuck up everything.
>>69329811
Fucking garbage show.
>>69329589
They both lost, though Aegon fed Rhaenyra to his dragon first
>>69329754
I think Theon uses it incorrectly in season 3 too, while Ramsay's unlocking that gate under the Dreadfort to let him back in.
>"Screw Gandalf. He had a great death and the characters should have had to go on without him."
House Arryn master race
>>69329754
>>69329775
>>69329789
So it was meant to be used wrong? Cause dagmar wasn't iron born?
>>69329777
Had to change it.
Dual wielding looks more badass and fighting off 4 men 2 of whom have shields using a greatsword would look stupid to an audience that doesn't know much about swordfighting.
And can't make the sword pale as milkglass cause material to make it look like that won't last long during a fight scene
>>69329646
>that they cut one guy in a fight
They dropped two guys in the fight. One of the Northmen and Hightower/Whent
>>69329737
I am the first anon you responded to. I subscribe to HBO on the television watch it the good ol' fashion way. I have thought all of season 3 has been dark to the point it's annoying. Fiddled with my settings and just out of yearning for the better days I was watching season one. Which did not share the same problem. Season one was fine. It's the way they are shooting indoor shots this season.
>>69329059
Is it me or did the show feel more comfy back then
>>69329852
(farts)
>>69329852
Gandalf did have a god tier death though
>>69329813
>reading
nerd
>>69329862
>cause material to make it look like that won't last long during a fight scene
That is retarded and you know it.
>>69329837
Sure, but they did a good job on the casting.
>>69329859
Dagmer is an Ironborn. "Paying the Iron Price" is supposed to refer to obtaining goods by taking them from their owners' corpses, which is seen as a positive thing in Ironborn culture. D&D fuck up in the show though and have Dagmer refer to being executed as "paying the iron price".
>>69329862
>And can't make the sword pale as milkglass cause material to make it look like that won't last long during a fight scene
They illuminated the lightsabre Star Wars through out the whole fight scene with a bunch of scraps
A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
do you think Whent and Dayne cuddled a bit?
>>69329852
Really how much different would it be if Gandalf did stay dead?
>>69329898
Yeah but it is also pointless to just give him a pale sword without giving the back story of the sword
>>69329918
>"iron" price
>all swords are actually made of steel
greyjoys are retarded
>>69329857
>robert arryn
>master race
ayy
>>69329857
>House Arryn master race
Soon to be House Hardyng, Defender of the Vale & Warden of the East
>>69329953
Steel is made from iron, and "iron" in this context refers to the Ironborn.
>>69329918
Dagmer is ironborn in the books, but in the show isn't he one of ramsay's men? Would it make sense that he wouldn't understand the old saying, and it would be a tip off to anyone who had seen the stuff with balon that the guy didn't know his shit? Or and I reading too much into this? That seems like too massive a fuckup.
>>69329967
Isn't Harry still considered an Arryn?
>>69328688
Criminally underrated. Repeating digits: cheqqqq
>>69329971
steel is an element, moron
>>69329967
Harold will probably take the Arryn name though, it's what's usually done when the main branch of a house dies out and a distant cousin or something ends up inheriting.
>>69329967
>Hardyng
>My last name is Harding
weird
>>69329943
>rohan gets btfo because of no Gandalf to break the spell on Theoden
>this means gondor gets btfo
>No attack on the black gate so Frodo and Sam can't cross Mordor unnoticed
>Sauron wins
>>69329608
Hightower (played by Aaron Paul): "Curse you, Ned of House Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, Best Friend of Robert Baratheon of Season One, Usurper of the Iron Throne in King's Landing. Finally you have discovered the truth! Jon Snow, the Bastard of Winterfell, has actually been the son of Lyanna Stark, your sister."
Bran to Bloodraven: "Lyanna Stark was my aunt. The sister of my father. She was kidnapped by Rhaegar Targaryean, the Last Dragon, the brother of Khaleesi Danareys STORMBORN, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons!"
Hightower: "And furthermore, Lyanna, your sister, was actually in love with Rhaegar of House Targaryean, the dragon family. Which means Jon Snow, the Lord Commander of the Crows, is really a Starkgaryean! And now we have truly begun a Game of Thrones, bitch!" *winks at camera*
Ned (recast as actual Neil Patrick Harris at this point, as the guy in the dual weilding Dayne scene had a scheduling conflict): "Andnowehtends."
*Hightower whips out a flail and proceeds to take a swing at Ned. Cut to black.*
>and who
>are you
>>69329935
It only says you cant take a wife or father kids...
>>69329666
Season 4, episode 7: "Mockingbird"
>Gilly poured out the chamber pot from the inn, her baby giving a momentary protest at the cold upon it's face
>"Sod off wiv your crying you bloddy git," she hissed "or by the seven I sware I'll strangle ye by me bloddy fookin self."
>She froze as hoofsteps in the distance became louder.
>A man rode into view, his eyes ablaze with evil insanity and his dark hair in tangles. Beside him rode an immaculate woman in red and a crazen hunch of man, his nails and teeth filed into sharp points. Behind him followed a throng of dark-skined rough-looking me, probably sellswords.
>Gilly waited until they were within shouting distance before yelling
>"OI ya bloke, it's fiddy quid for me ta bend oivah and anudder twendy fide fur me bum ya pervy wankeh. Me hole in me face is fiddyteen quid end id costs twendy da get too uv you gits to give it ta me ad once ya bloddy fucks."
>"Do you know not who we are, young harlot?" shouted the man in the lead, "We pay no price, though our enemies seem to pay a price often enough. A price that is, shall we say.... FERROUS!"
>Gilly dropped the chamberpot on the snow in surprise as she made the sign of the seven and hugged her crying bundle tighter.
>"The bloddy Seven save us! It's da Dark Loid of Loit, Stannis Baraveon!"
>The evil man grinned at the mention of his name. "Take whatever food and drink and you can find!" he shouted to his men, "Do with those you find as you will! Save the children for the Glory of R'Holler!"
>"R"Holler Hungers!" cried the horde behind him.
>"My Lord," hissed the hunched man beside Stannis, "I want the girl with the crying babe." He licked his lips. "I wish to see her... layers."
>"So be it, Lord Onion. See that you save the babe for the flame."
>"I always do," said the Onion Lord, his pointed teeth spreading into a wide grin.
>Written for television by D. Weiss and D. Benioff
>>69329743
It's this season right?
>>69329984
wow
>>69328613
Do we have some insight of what happend to McShane for this huge spoiler?
I mean, he probably had something penalties about breaching secrecy in his contract
>>69329984
High quality bait.
Why is gilly's baby still an infant?
Even conservatively, there have ben 2-3 years since he was born
>>69329981
>Isn't Harry still considered an Arryn?
He's related to House Arryn and heir to Sweetrobin Arryn, who we all know is going to have an unfortunate accident...
>>69329826
End of the rebellion was about 9 months after Lady Whent's tournament. A child conceived right after the tournament was being born right as the war ended.
>>69329928
>making Dawn a lightsaber
No. If anything they'd have to keep making sure the light's right for it reflecting and being "alive" with light and shit or you guys would bitch about that too.
>>69329997
That plot only happened because gandalf was alive again. RR'd done something else.
>>69330030
Yes he got scolded.
He replied with "WHAT? ITS JUST TITS AND DRAGONS"
>>69329976
No, Dagmer's an ironborn in the show too, Theon meets him right before he leaves Pyke. The whole subplot with Ramsay posing as Reek 1.0 while imprisoned in Winterfell was cut from the show. The show version is:
>Robb tells Roose to send Ramsay to retake Winterfell, but first to offer freedom to all the Ironborn except Theon if they surrender and hand him over
>Ramsay goes to Winterfell and presumably makes the offer to one of Theon's men via a raven
>All the Ironborn, including Dagmer, turn on Theon, knock him out and deliver him to Ramsay
>Ramsay kills all the Ironborn anyway, sacks Winterfell and takes Theon to the Dreadfort
>>69330013
>yfw all the child actors grow up but gilllys baby is still a baby
>what kind of god would have a pecker that small?
what did he mean by this
>>69329898
How is that retarded?
You want them to make a bunch of shitty swords that are likely break and ruin the shot while they're trying to film the scene so that some autists on a korean barbecue enthusiasts website won't complaint?
>>69330092
It's because it's a white walker you fucking idiot. They've been dropping hints at that for three seasons now.
>>69329976
he's not one of Ramsay's men, he just doesn't give a shit about Theon and has no reason to follow him to certain death.
>>69330112
The guy from the vale?
>>69330036
He at least looks a year or so older than he did last season
>>69329053
Show Tyrone is a forced meme at this point.
>muh wits
>muh drinking
>muh big dwarf benis
>>69330036
There has only been ~2 years since the start of the show
>>69330131
yes
>>69330018
Maybe, no one knows when the Cleganebowl will happen, except that it's confirmed that it will, as surely as the sun rises and sets
>>69330106
No. I'm calling you retarded because there are more ways to make a sword pale white.
>that is Smalljon Umber
>he's a small guy
>>69329715
By the time he gets to the tower the other guy has already gone to Dragonstone with Dany and Viserys your theory makes no sense.
>>69330126
so white walkers dont grow up now? What would WWs do with a bunch of baby WW if they never grow up?
>>69329990
>Harold will probably take the Arryn name though
No, House Arryn will go extinct with the (guaranteed) death of Sweetrobin Arryn and House Hardyng become the new Dukes of the Vale.
>>69330085
Oh. The writers are morons then.
Why do we keep talking about this show if everyone hates it? The memes aren't even that good, senpai.
>>69330178
keep them as house pets obviously
>>69330147
There's been at least seven.
>>69330196
*fart*
>>69330013
>I wish to see her... layers.
i remember this copypasta
>>69330178
Maybe they fuck them? Who fucking knows, they are ice zombies, their values systems and customs are totally alien to us.
>>69328353
Whens the last time they even showed the damn throne? Seems like forever
>>69330147
First three seasons are all confirmed a year each, seasons 4-6 could be a few months or could be a similar timeline
>>69330207
5-6 years, each season takes place roughly over a year. Gilly's baby was born at the start of Season 3, so it should be 2-3 years old by now.
>>69330223
Season 4, episode 9
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hollor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>Meanwhile, Stannis has crushed the Wildlings
>He dismounts and notices Dalla clutching her mortally injured child
>In a single swift stroke, he brings the sword down and decapitates her, blood splattering all over her dying son
>Stannis's riders begin to chant: "STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!"
>Written for television by D. Weiss and D. Benioff
>>69330207
Would you rather you suspend your disbelief about the unrealistic aging of the child characters, or they just recast them every 2 years?
>>69330158
And you know this cause you're a smith and know how to make durable swords that look like pale milkglass?
>>69329059
Sta.....Stannis lives?
>>69330252
Tyrion's trial for Joffrey's murder back in Season 4 according to the wiki. It didn't even show up once during Season 5.
>>69330262
yea, no. that's not how it works
>>69330267
>and who are you
>>69330295
>Charles Dance accidentally broke an armrest on the throne prop while filming the trial (it's in the outtakes)
Shit, that explains it.
>>69330036
i'm willing to suspend my disbelief when it comes to Sam and Gilly's boring filler storyline
>>69330262
Rickon on the right is about six, and Rickon on the left is old enough to start shaving.
>>69330280
Not gonna lie m80, I'm going to bitch either way.
Why don't people poop in the show? It's very important to the story line.
“Duck laughed derisively. “He don’t dare. Lemore would make him pray for pardon, the lad would want to come along, and Griff might cut his cock off and stuff it down his throat.”
“Well,” said Tyrion, “a maester does not need a cock.”
“Haldon’s only half a maester, though.”
“You seem to find the dwarf amusing, Duck,” said Haldon. ”
ADWD - chapter 8
“My mother said my father had a drop of dragon blood.”
“Two drops. That, or a cock six feet long. You know that tale? I do. Now, you’re a clever Plumm, so you know this head of mine is worth a lordship”
ADWD - chapter 57
>>69330280
you might consider that you're talking about a show with a considerable special-effects budget.
I know real dragons are notoriously bad actors, but they did manage to get the occasional dragon on screen in this series anyway
>>69330295
>>69330312
Ironic that the throne stopped appearing when Charles Dance got killed off, because thats when the show completely fell apart as well
>>69330165
>By the time he gets to the tower the other guy has already gone to Dragonstone with Dany and Viserys your theory makes no sense.
And then Septa Lamore (AKA Ashara Dayne) meets Ser Willis Darry and Viserys in Pentos with Daenerys, why do you see this as an issue?
>>69330329
holding in your poopies is actually the key to how all magic works in GoT
that's why everyone is so special
>>69330309
Season 4, episode 4: “The Oathkeeper”
>Davos and Shireen are studying over a history book and maps
>Davos has the newest letters sent to Dragonstone with him, so he can carefully read through them when he’s done with his lessons
>”Ser Davos, why do you study so hard? Let’s play!”
>”I’m sorry princess. As your fathers hand I need to fill the gaps in my knowledge as fast as it is possible”
>Suddenly, the doors to the chamber start to burn
>Swords rip through them and turn them into smoldering pieces
>Shireen screams, Davos hugs her and tries to protect her
>Stannis enters in full armor with four armed men beside him
>”Guards! Seize these two.”
>”Why, Your Grace?” Davos tries to protest.
>Stannis takes out a piece of crumpled parchment out of his pouch
>Davos goes pale as he recognizes the letter Shireen helped him write last episode
>”Looks like you were acting behind my back. Looks like you’ve been up to too much reading”
>Stannis unsheathes his sword and slashes every book he can find in the chamber for a straight minute
>His eyes red with fury, he breathes heavily
>”But the writing isn’t yours.”
>He turns to Shireen
>”You raised your hand against your father. I won’t accept such treachery. If you really have so many thing in common with ser Davos, I will give you one more. Give me your hand, child.”
>"No, Your Grace! She had nothing to do with it! It was my mistake, mine! Spare her, and let me pay the iron price!"
>cut to black
>And who
>Shireen screams
>Are you
>Written for television by B. Cogman
>>69330273
why would you even consider recasting, you'd have to do some introduction every second season to let people know that new kid plays the same character
got has become a shit show where nothing happens and now we're stalling for time with flashbacks and time travel garbage
there hasnt ever been a single show that was good after they introduced flashbacks
all the interesting characters are dead or abandoned, too
garbage show
why does it have a dedicated general thread, again?
>>69329548
Those who serve the many faced god, do not choose who to kill.
Before, Jaqen was serving the many faced god by having Arya choose for him.
Now that Arya is serving the many faced god, it's no longer for her to choose.
>>69330347
So the answer to my question is no?
Then kindly fuck off now
>>69330351
The Wall is the only thing left that's interesting until the Riverlands comes back
>>69330377
this is not your first post ITT
Episode 4 leaks:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________(farts)______________
>>69330377
We haven't even seen anyone fuck on camera in forever. This show is over.
>>69330334
>cock six feet long.
That jokes a bit different then the cock jokes of the show.
>>69330377
Even if it's shit, GoT is integral to this board and has more of a place here than capeshit
>>69329743
>Jorah vs Every fucking chicken in this room
Everytime
>>69330126
Craster's boys were sacrificed to the Others for protection and, according to the show, become White Walkers via magic. Craster didn't have crazy WW sperm.
>>69330387
Is your point that nobody's allowed to talk about swords on TV unless they're a real life blacksmith?
>>69330402
I like the zombie mountain/Qyburn stuff as well, but yeah not much to look forward to anymore
>>69330312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6B2ssor0wQ
1:05
>>69329392
guys I know he's a monster and all and we gotta beat him any way we can but who stabbed him in the dick? that shit aint right
>>69330423
a cock joke none the less and there are plenty more
>>69330411
it is actually
>>69330387
>>69330280
Quit embarrasing yourself.
>>69330329
Tywin died while taking a shit
>>69329743
>10 dragons
That's fuckin expensive but what do you expect for the fight of the century
>>69330334
Still more witty than "DUDE EUNUCHS DON'T HAVE DICKS LMAO"
>>69330445
Well you don't know what you're talking about and your only answer is to just CG it as if you wouldn't complain then too, so I'm telling you to fuck off.
Just admit that no matter what they did you'd bitch about it. They paint the sword white, you'll say the sword's not alive with light it's just pure white and you can see the actual steel color from it being chipped off in x shots . They CG it, you'll say the CG looks like shit, the light in the environment doesn't match the light reflected on the sword, and you can see the actual sword they used pre CG in y shots ,or you'll say it looks like a fucking lightsaber.
>>69330440
I think Preston might have been onto something, maybe not radioactive mutant. I think though that the reals were suppose to sacrifice children to the others and they stopped... and now king horny is angry.
>>69330678
its silly that you're so hostile because my first post replying to you was this one
>>69330347
as for your points in your current post, you'd be well served by not making so many assumptions about the theoretical pickyness of a bunch of total strangers.
Would have been cool if Dawn had been a special sword though
>>69330538
are you saying its ok to have a cock joke on a tv drama adaptation as long as its a well written cock joke?
would you say a well written fart joke is acceptable as well and if so could you provide me with an example?
>>69330744
>many assumptions about the theoretical pickyness of a bunch of total strangers.
M8, this is /got/, it's be stupid not to assume that people are picky.
>>69330420
>nothing
That's actually a pretty accurate spoiler, since nothing has happened this season anyway.
>>69330806
well since I was being addressed with all this
>They paint the sword white, you'll say the sword's not alive with light it's just pure white and you can see the actual steel color from it being chipped off in x shots . They CG it, you'll say the CG looks like shit, the light in the environment doesn't match the light reflected on the sword, and you can see the actual sword they used pre CG in y shots ,or you'll say it looks like a fucking lightsaber.
I'll point out that I think there are many ways you could make the sword look cool and different if they cared to try.
>>69330924
All of which either you or any of the other people complaining about the Dawn we got, would also complain about.
But we'll just agree to disagree.
>>69331072
>agree to disagree
... i don't agree to that
>>69331234
Well I disagree with your disagreement of my agreement.
So we'll disagree to agreeing to disagree, are we in agreement?
I am going to be salty for a month after Tyrion's and Jaime's death.
where can i watch the last episode online, torrent is not possible sadly
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