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Jon Turkgaryen edition
>>69324922
>>69326873
>promise me, Nedoglu
Lord Umber was pretty cool.
the jeffersons
>>69326873
Finally. We turks are being represented in the show. About time
First for Cleganebowl GET HYPE
Rory McCann was in Belfast for filming
>bran thinks people can hear him
>bran tries to convince Aerys to not be crazy
>bran's whispers drive Aerys crazy
Reminder that the writers are hacks.
When will we see Lyanna
>promise me, Ned
>It's a dick in a box episode.
BEST FIGHTS RANKINGS:
1. Oberyn vs. Mountain
2. Jaime vs Ned
3. Hound vs Mountain season 1
4. Hound vs Beric
5. Khal Drogo vs Mago
6. Bronn vs Vardis
7. Jorah vs Qotho
8. Jon vs Karl Tanner
9. Jorah pit fights
10. Yoren vs Goldcloaks
If R+L=J is true I swear I'll drop the show harder than a hot potato.
>>69326873
Why make a new thread when the last one isn't even close to falling off page 10?
>>69326901
I honestly don't believe this. Why would you go all the way to Turkey to cast Lyanna? Better to find someone straight out from drama school.
Who /Caloreesi/ here?
>>69326960
It's been true since the 90's you faggot. You won't be missed.
>>69326960
Oh no, I'll miss you. A bloo bloo bloo.
wew lads
>>69326995
I don't think you know how castimg works
Is Jaime a targaryen?
>>69326901
Looks Mexican
Has anyone purchased a GoT sword replica? Any pictures, ratings or reviews? http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/ is the only shop I see that seems to sell decent stuff
dual wield
>>69327034
Nah, this theory was always stupid.
>>69327034
maybe
>>69327008
She may be pudging out, but she's still sexy. And way out of the league of even the least ugly /tv/ autismal.
Do they have some kind of bet going to see who cram the most "who are you?" questions into one episode?
arya is best gurl
>mfw R+L=D
>mfw all those tumblr tears
Bronn is Dayne confirmed
>>69326995
They also went to Israel to find the Red Priestess of Meereen. Ania Buckstein
>>69326960
> If R+L=J is true I swear I'll drop the show harder than a hot potato.
Why? It obviously is. Is the mountain of evidence not enough. Also why does it matter? If we as an audience find out what changes? If a character in the story finds out, what happens? Jon or anyone else for that matter won't know. and even if he does how can he prove it?
Was Jon's cloak supposed to be important. Didn't he wear it since he was a recruit?
>>69327059
>3 dragons
>3 riders
>3 targs
I don't think it's that stupid.
REMINDER THAT RICKON IS DYING THIS SEASON
>>69327068
AND WHO
ARE YOU
>>69327085
Diversity
>>69327034
Here is a silver king slayer and a gold king slayer, which did you throw in the fountain?
>>69327084
Dual wielding existing in GoT confirmed.
(farts)
>>69327076
Why tho?
>>69327088
>Melly losing faith in the Lord of Light
>Starts to feel cold and needs a blanket to keep warm
>Jon is revived by the Lord of Light
>Jon can no longer feel cold
Episode 1: 2/10 horseshit
Episode 2: legitimate good 7-8/10 entertainment
Episode 3: 4-5/10 bullshit filler setup-episode where nothing happened.
I suppose I can bear it if the alternate back and forth, but godDAMN something better fucking happen next week.
confirm
So much for her having "zero nudity contract" or whatever bullshit /got/ had claimed
>>69327101
I hate this. But GRRM is exactly the kind of faggot who would find this funny.
>>69327138
get. fucking. hype.
>>69327093
Three dragons to lift Daenerys' fat ass up
>>69327138
thats season 1 mountain
>>69327145
This is bait.
Good Night Sweet Prince
>>69327093
And that means that one should be Jaime? You sure Theon won't be a Targ, too? Everyone's a Secret Targaryen because I read it on Reddit.
>>69327145
cgi
>>69327166
GET HYPE
WHY ISNT SHE PLAYING LYANNA STARK!!
>>69327145
Can't see shit, even if it's not a body double. And even if you see her face and all the rest, you can bet your fat ass it'll be CGI from here on out.
>>69327176
Oh god I fucking kek'd hard
>>69327182
Nah, a chubby body double. CGI would cost too much to cover up all the rolls.
>>69327135
looks like another set up episode unfortunately - reintroducing the vale and sansa going to other places and talking
Dayne confirmed shit chatter
>>69327166
At least Bran can get hype when he goes back in time
Why is the show putting so much emphasis on what happened at the tower of joy? The only real thing I can see changing the plot is if Jon is a targaryen, then he might be able to fuck with Dragons. But seriously he doesn't seem to give a fuck about anything at the moment. I feel like the show is meandering too much on bullshit for a story that's supposed to be concluding soon.
>Bran greensees unsupervised
>Bran sees a vision of uncle Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go
>Bran knew that Benjen was the only person who had the power to stop Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his family
>Bran wargs into Wylis to try and stop Lyanna and Rhaegar
>Bran(Wylis) screams HOLD THE DOOR, HOLD THE DOOR
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword
>gets smacked in the head with the hilt of his sword
>Bran is smacked through time and is thrown from across the room
>Lands beside Hodor who is looking at him
>"Hodor"
>Bran gives a knowing look and starts to respect BR's rules and finally learn
>>69327193
God, that is just awful.
>>69326959
Jon vs. White Walker was better than most of those tbqh.
>>69327193
AYO NED HOL UP.
Let's say the rebellion never happened and Jon was born and legitimized as a Targaryen heir, what name do you guys think he would have?
>>69327176
fucking JUSTICE
>>69327182
you're an idiot
>>69327193
QUEEN OF FAMINE AND DISEASE
>>69327242
WHERE DA WHITE WALKERS AT?
>>69327221
to stick it to the bookfags
>>69327179
Why are you getting so defensive about it it's not reddit blame GRRM's shitty writing if you want but there is evidence there that tyrion or the twins could be targs.
>>69327209
>Critics Consensus: The most solid episode of season six so far, "Oathbreaker" boasts no shocking reveals or breathless cliffhangers, just strong forward-moving storytelling.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/game-of-thrones/s06/e03/
>The most solid episode of season six so far
What the fuck am I reading?
RT seems completely fucking worthless outside of movie reviews.
And if next week is more of the same, jdimsa.
>>69327244
Jonenerys
>>69327244
Jon Targaryen.
He's named after Connington, Ned passed it of as Jon Aryn
Did Lyanna ever loved Robert? Did she even liked him? All the characters act as if she never liked Robert, except for Robert himself who seems to believe he was her true love.
>>69326918
scamper off roach
>>69327262
>Why are you getting so defensive about it
I can't believe it took you so little time to give up on your obvious bait, if you're going to bother then apply yourself.
>>69327263
Well they're right, it's the first time something happen in S6
>>69327244
Maekar II
>>69327244
Graham
>>69327250
no u r
>>69327263
>outside of movie reviews
>implying
>called his father a cunt
>called him a kinslayer to his face
>told him I wouldn't kiss his hand
>said fuck oaths and swearing fealty
>gave him a GOOD KID who knows Winterfell better than he ever will
>gave him a fucking wolf's head that's nowhere near the size of a Direwolf's
>he thinks I'm on his side
>and now he's gonna send his army out of Winterfell
The absolute madman
>>69327255
kek
>>69327182
That has never been used outside of Cersei.
>>69327263
its ok anon - you were born without the normie gene.
You faggots betrayed the One True King.
Pray to the old gods for forgiveness, hes returning soon to be our true lord and savior!
>>69326918
Something something roach something tyrion bug smash story something
>>69326959
SS: kelly c. verse hamburger
>>69327319
>Stannis "Things look dire, better put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Got a daughter? Mine's hotter." Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon
>>69327244
Jesús
>>69327312
hes not with the starks senpai
>>69327317
The black chick who's lusted after by dicklessworm had cgi'd titties in her nude scene.
>>69327319
There's only one king I mean to bend my knee to, the king who asks me to rise.
THE KING OF THE NORF
>guy's actually a shit
>that's Shaggydog's head on the table
>Rickon and Osha will be flayed
You know it in your heart. D&D are not subtle, not nuanced. They are Jews after the money and nothing else. Umber has his reason, Ramsay will need an army, Jon will need ample reason for revenge to muster his own army.
It's depressingly simple, but it's the truth. Can't believe some shit-tier villain like Ramsay is a season boss.
>>69326959
Kelly C vs. Caloric Deficit
>>69327244
Juan Nieve
>>69327358
no she did not
You know what /got/ general? Fuck you all. I enjoyed the fuck out of Arthur Danes dual wielding, and there's nothing you can fucking do about it.
>>69327312
That "Hmmm" he gives after Ramsay says that Roose was killed by their enemies made me chuckle more than anything else.
>>69327312
It was just them being cheap on props, shaggy is ded.
>>69327382
But she did tho. She was wearing pasties. The nips were cgi.
>>69327384
o k
>>69327244
Aidan Taygaryen
>>69327344
Remove the "better" from the first one.
>>69327360
reported to PETA this horses look terribly underfed
>>69327193
Is she a Jaffa?
>>69327430
Trump would have been a good bookthorne
nth for Azor Ashort, The Peewee that was Promised, Warrior of Low Height, the Manlet of Fire.
>>69327404
Nope, you're bullshitting again
What if there's no Azor Ahai?
What if there are no Gods?
What if there are no heroes?
What if there's no good ending?
What if everybody dies in the end?
What if the whole story is pointless?
>>69327053I liked that scene and ignored what the autists who never even touched a sword in their lives and anally devastated book fags saidAlthough I do agree with the bookfags on how badly they butchered euron's original line last episode
>>69327430
Fuck off orange walker.
>>69327244
Aragorn
>>69326937
Max Von Treedow did that to the mad king. That's why he knows not to stay long.
>>69327450
>Azor Ashort
Azor Ahighchair has a better ring to it.
>>69327176
>no background
>>69327450
is it really that hard to find tall actors these days?
>>69327358
>implying
>>69327271
Ehhhhh maybe
>>69327312
Now this is a meme I can get behind.
>>69327469
Hi, Reddit
>>69326958
is it just me?
>>69326960
>>69327087
What the fuck is this?
>Daenerys fucking about with the dothraki whores
>jon walks away from his duties
>sansa lost inna woods or something
>ramsay being a faggot at winterfell
>cersei and jaime have one good man to fight for them
>tommen probably two episodes away from death, high sparrow will take over cuck's landing
>Tyrion wasting time in mehreen
>Arya wasting time in Braavos
>Bran fucking about with an old man in a tree
So I think it's clear this show will end with everyone getting fucked in the ass by the White Walkers because they're too busy fucking about with their assorted drama. Daenerys was the only real opposition and she's back where she started in S1.
>>69326937
Fug that is a great theory
>>69327456
Nah, bro. cgi nips. I'm 100% cereal.
>>69327312
Instantly became the best character of the season.
>>69327489
Post the webm
>>69327387
If they were just being cheap they'd reuse Grey Winds' head like they reused Sansa's necklace that Joffrey gave her when they bullshitted there being only two of them in the world and Myrcella and Cersei having the only ones.
>>69327430
Trump would be some minor, irrelevant lord that acts big and tough just because he has a small castle and a handful of servants, and would get bitchslapped once fighting broke out.
It'd be in the Stormlands, and he'd be Ser Trump of House Blowhard
>>69327008
>Caloreesi
Kekius Maximus
>>69327511
>never heard of R+L
Holy shit, summer is here so early.
>>69326974
why would I wake up?
in my dreams I have a qt waifu. not sure I have one if I wake up, or she might not be as good.
>>69327516
troll attempt fail
>>69327312
>there are people that actually believe DnD care enough to do anything other than the most straightforward thing
>>69327344
Stannis "Roast the bitch, so said the witch" Baratheon
>>69326937
>Bran keeps telling to not let the Lannister in
>Crazy aerys does exactly the opposite because why would he listen to a voice in his head
>>69326937
Bran is actually Brandon the builder.
>>69327312
I hope so, I mean for fuck's sake, Starks were kings of the north for centuries ever since the wall was built, it's hard to believe there's not a single northern house left that still supports them.
>>69326959
>Caloreesi internall whispers not #1
>>69326957
That gorilla has more money than you ever will.
How does this make you feel, cuck?
>>69327344
b2reddit
>>69327521
That is a webm anon
>>69326960
You have no idea how hard it is to hold in laughter.
>>69327450
Sansa is a goddess oh my god, I think I'm in love
>>69327461
>I liked that scene and ignored what the autists who never even touched a sword in their lives and anally devastated book fags said
KONNICHIWA SENPAI
>>69327513
apparently whats left of the nights watch will - including edd
>>69327563
why don't you, you're obviously familiar with the place
1000 hours in Vegas pro
>>69327567
The other one with the beach
>>69327176
o i am laffin
>>69327193
fucking triggered.
a black girl playing Hermione? whatever, don't care.
BUT WHY HER? WHY THAT?
>>69326937
underrated roast
So are they gonna have a lc election at the wall?
>>69327404
That makes literally no sense.
They wouldn't do that.
She showed her bare ass, she's hardly going to care about showing tits.
>>69327549
>>Bran keeps telling to not let the Lannister in
Why would he do that? The Starks were on the other side of the war.
>>69327193
JAFFA KREE!
>>69327594
You know exactly why.
>>69327530
The only reason for me to come to /tv/ is specifically for GoT and I finally got caught up with books and show. Explain pls
Do you think blackfish will ever finish pissing on that tree?
>>69327367
>D&D are not subtle,
agreed.
and that soon-to-be betrayal isn't any subtle either. it's plain fucking written.
>>69327507
It's astounding
>>69327176
>>69327198
>>69327249
>>69327406
>>69327478
>>69327590
>TFW you can no longer tell if posters are being ironic, or if they really find pepe a wojack edits funny.
I don't think I belong on 4chan anymore.
>>69327244
Tinypecker
>>69327526
I say he's Janos Slynt but with his head still attached to his neck.
>>69327585
Holy fuck, that guy is handsome.
>>69327461
>let me stab someone and take a good 5 seconds to pull the sword out
>nobody attacks me while i'm mostly defenseless doing this.
>>69327642
But what will DnD do without their favorite edge
>>69326937
i saw this theory on webbit earlier
>>69327642
how so
please explain, because this guy literally turned rickon and osha over to a crazy man, he appears to know that he's a crazy man too
literally, either smalljon is retarded, or he's on their side what do you think is more likely
>>69327664
/got/ is literally just reddit posters who want to be edgy for a night or two but don't want to lose karma
>>69327664
>not liking Kek "dat boy" deh frawg
>ishiggygiggygooabloopoo Constanta chan
>>69326959
Syrio Forrel Vs Trant and the Lannisters.
>>69327612
1 that's not a roast.
2 it's in the book. Excepts it's the old tree pedo that does it.
will he ever pay for his crimes ?
>>69327516
>i'll show 99% of my tits but showing nips is crossing the line
>women logic
honestly the last season was meh, the first episodes of this season were literal garbage
but this episode was season 1 tier
I want any of you to dispute this
it was legit god tier
>>69327489
God tier tits and ass
By far the hottest girl in the show
>>69327725
fucking speak for yourself reddit
>>69327632
R= Rhaegar
L = Lyanna
J = Jon Snow
Rhaegar fucked Lyanna (Ned's sister) and their child is Jon Snow. That's the scream you heard from the Tower of Joy scene. Nedraises Jon as his own son to protect him from Robert; if he were to evr find out that i was Rhaegar and Lyanna's son. This also makes Jon a Taygaryen.
>>69327686
darkstar in season 7
>>69327358
why even bother making up something like this? shit troll 0/10
>>69327585
Pretty good m8
>>69327737
The way every other king has paid for their crimes
>>69327741
you opinions are bad and you like men
>>69327711
It's Littlefinger tier retarded. But the writers thought that made sense. They thought Davos asking Melisandre to do her magic made sense. And they thought Allyser letting the wildlings through and then stabbing Jon after the fact made sense.
>>69326960
this is a huge revelation that took a few die hard fans to find out over 4 books and 8 years
it's finally tying together at 5 books and 10 years later
why exactly is this a bad thing?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>69327758
Ahh that is was I was thinking but the name Rhaghear kept slipping my mind
>>69327758
>Rhaegar
literally who
>>69327725
T H I S xD
there is a lack of diversity in this movie series
>>69327652
Time is fleeting
>Jon will lead wildlings to Winterfell
>Ramsay ready for him, the fight is on
>Jon's side getting rekt
>All hope seems lost
>Sansa shows up with CIA and Vale army
>Ramsay still not worried. His other Northern allies come to his aide
>Jon's side still looking BTFO
>A call rings out
>"Stannis! Stannis! Stannis!"
>He gathered up only a few men, but it's enough. Bolton's side convinced that Jon's side is resurrecting everyone or invincible or some horseshit and panic finally overtakes them
>The battle is won
>Stannis is told of Jon's true heritage somehow and his AA status. He does the last thing anyone expects and bends the knee.
>Jon suddenly has the North, Vale, and Stormlands
>A messenger arrives>"M'lords. Word from King's Landing. Cleganebowl confirmed.">Jon consults with Stannis and Davos. Declares that all men must get hype.
>And who, are you
>>69327811
>69327811
go watch the episodes even the show had tiny hints 6 years ago
it took people 5ever to figure it out
Egg is aerys father in the show correct?
what kind of shit would we find on GRRM's hard drive?
>>69327686
It's not just bout edge it's about shocking shit.
the umber betrayal at last minute will be "shocking" to showfags and it'll be a good happy ending for the season so they'll praise D&D for their skill regardless of all the other shit there was in S6.
>>69327711
Rickon not being harm will just be D&D's shitty writing, and as in the end everything will be fine for him and the stark ( and shaggydog, who isn'T dead ) then the smalljon will still be a stark loyalist with no taint.
Realistically it's retarded as fuck, but it will all work out because plot convenient so the umber can get his betrayal.
>>69327344
>Stannis "Fuck the snow, my daughter's aglow, now pass the fucking marshamallows" Baratheon
>>69327839
Me likey
>>69327827
>Stannis being alive
Gets more pathetic every day.
>>69327854
Not Winds of Winter that's for sure.
>>69327165
Underrated post
>>69327464
no u
>>69327839
I liked him better solo
>"I looked for you in the riverlands, where Rhaegar Targaryen died," Ned said to them.
>"We were not there," Ser Gerold answered.
>"Woe to Robert Baratheon, the man who killed him, if we had been," said Ser Oswell.
>"When Tywin Lannister took King's Landing, his son Ser Jaime the Kingslayer slew Rhaegar's father, King Aerys Targaryen, with a golden sword and I wondered where you were."
>"We were somewhere else," Ser Gerold said, "or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother Jaime Lannister from the Kingsguard would burn in seven hells."
>"I came down on Storm's End to help out Stannis because he was under siege," Ned told them, "and Lord Tyrell who was in charge of the siege dipped his banners, and all his knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them. The knights."
>"Our knees do not bend so easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with Khaleesi and her brother Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him."
>"Ser Willem is a good man and true," said Ser Oswell. "But we're the Kingsguard and we don't flee."
>"Not then, not now, not ever," said Ser Arthur. He left his helm off so that we could see his face more clearly.
>"We swore a vow," explained old Ser Gerold.
>Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
>"I fight for the North," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Who do you fight for?"
>Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, unsheathed Dawns and held them with both hands. The blades were pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>"Your sister."
YFW this was better than the actual adaptation.
>>69327854
An early build of Half Life 3.
>>69327740
You know he is bullshitting anon? She never actually did that. Her nudity was legit.
>>69327804
>Davos
Someone please tell me he's at White Harbor or out to get Rickon right now.
>>69327827
I wish.
>>69327859
that's a good one anon, i hope you came up with that yourself
>>69327273
Robert was a chauvinist whore-monger and Lyanna was a stronk independent womyn so she wasn't too crazy about it.
>>69327559
>Starks were kings of the north for centuries
80 centuries. They hold the record.
wish there were more black characters on the show besides missangay and gayworm
>>69327772
Never ever
>>69327741
That's what happen when you eat shit for a year.
Some guy gives you a rat to eat and you think you're heating in a 5 star restaurant.
Ep3 was a masterpiece... compared to E1.
It wasn't nearly as good as S1.
In S1, almost all scenes were excellent, or at the very least "ok".
Now every scene, even in Ep3, have something wrong.
When it's not just the entire scene that is shit like Tyrion/greyworm/missandei.
>>69327918
Nobody else does.
>>69327839
>Banjo
>Harmonica
>Sax
They deserve to be hung
>>69327854
jonxarya and sansan porn
>>69327404
>yfw it was Bran trolling the mad king that sent him bonkers
>>69327918
Black Actors Matters
The hound was taken off the list, he is still alive!
Reminder that GURM admitted he has written nothing from Winds of Winter. The preview chapters were all cut content from AFFC adn ADWD.
>>69327918
we need more middle eastern actors
>>69327918
You're right, we need more meat shields.
>>69327854
sibel porn
sibel sextape with him
maisie nude shops
>>69327939
Why would they ever bother? Does she have weird nipples or something?
>>69327905
I did. My English GCSE finally paid off.
>>69327866
He wasn't shown being dead so he isn't dead
>>69327854
Food and scat porn. So literal shit
>>69327969
>people think he's actually going to finish the books instead of living off the show money until he dies
>>69327839
FUCK YOU OLLIE
GLAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU NODDING PIECE OF SHIT
MY ONLY REGRET IS SOMEONE DIDN'T TAKE YOU ASIDE TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH OF A DUMBSHIT YOU WERE BEFORE YOU GOT HANGED
BECAUSE YOUR EXPRESSION AT REALIZING HOW MISPLACED YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS ANGER WAS WHEN THAT ROPE STRANGLED THE LIFE OUT OF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH SWEETER
SRSLY
FUCK THAT LITTLE NODDING CUNT
>>69327990
Look normal to me >>69327848
>>69327969
>Reminder that GURM admitted he has written nothing
Sounds about right
>>69327585
wait is that supposed to be young sean bean? is someone avin a laf?
>>69327179
>Secret Targarien
That would be a good name for a player in the /tv/ soccer rooster
>>69327895
Way too long m8.
This is a good example of stuff sounding good on paper, but no one actually talking like that.
I mean, actually get you and your friends to act this or the actual book lines out and tell me it's not retarded.
>>69327890
FUCK THIS MASSIVE FAGGOT WE NEED TO HURT HIM IRL
>>69328010
>Idris-Elba-460.jpg
should be JamesBond,jpg
Why aren't there more male nude scenes?
It seems like women get naked every episode but not men.
How is that fair?
>>69327312
Big Wildling Cock Giantsbane kills him. He's a bad guy in the show.
Wyman Manderly is in the show as the one who betrays the Boltons. We knew this for months.
>>69327895
>"I looked for you in the riverlands, where Rhaegar Targaryen died," Ned said to them.
>"We were busy here, being a Storm of Swords," Ser Gerold answered.
>"Woe to Robert Baratheon, and his Game of Thrones, if we had been," said Ser Oswell.
>"When Tywin Lannister took King's Landing, his son Ser Jaime the Kingslayer slew Rhaegar's father, King Aerys Targaryen, with a golden sword and I wondered where you were."
>"We were needed here, not among the Clash of Kings," Ser Gerold said.
>"I came down on Storm's End to help out Stannis because he was under siege," Ned told them.
>"Stannis and his Feast For Crows is not of our concern," Ser Oswell said.
>"Our Dragons do not Dance so easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>"I came down looking for you guys from the North," Ned said, "Like the Winds of Winter."
>"I have A Dream of Spring," Ser Dayne said.
>"Damn........." Ned said.
>>69328067
Men do the fighting and the ruling while women get naked and have babies. Plenty fair.
>>69327990
Those are just for modesty.
>>69328067
They have three things to show (two bewbs and a vagania), men only have penis to show. Balls are gross to everyone.
>>69327312
BASED SMALL JONThe Great Northern Conspiracy Confirmed
>>69327900
>>Davos
>Someone please tell me he's at White Harbor or out to get Rickon right now.
White Harbor and the Manderlys were cut, to provide more time for Arya getting hit with a stick...
>>69328048
there's a fan-made vid of the tower of joy lines + fight...
I'll grant you it's a bit cringeworthy but not THAT bad.
The show version was cringeworthy as well anyway, short as it was.
>>69328079
Bane?
Isn't everyone a Targaryen?
>>69327758
I'm all for R+L=J , but:
Eyes: lilac/green + green = black
Hair: silver + light brown reddish = black
Does not compute.
>>69328048
I did a reading aloud of the fight between Hound and Beric Dondarrion, it was great. Their world is not ours and apparently your to dense to understand it. Pretty much every scene is far better in the books.
>>69328149
Everyone except Dany.
>>69328117
>there are people this fucking stupid
>>69328121
Arya is batman but even more feminist though
>>69328121
>Misandey & Patrol
>Cock jokes
>>69328006
Calm down Reddit it's past your bedtime
>>69328067
8002 men on the show have their dick cut off but 0 women had their clitoris excised. how is this fair?
>>69327731
>2 it's in the book. Excepts it's the old tree pedo that does it.
We've read nothing of the sort.
>>69328006
POETAYTOES!
>>69328117
Your tears will be delicious
>>69328138
Better to be short and cringeworthy so you can just get through it quick, than be long and cringeworthy and suffer waiting for it to end.
>>69328042
Not a bad young version of him at all. Bit too boyish, but hey.
>>69328048
>>69328138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
theres the scene straight from the books, in Ned's fever dream
narrated by Roy Dotrice
DUDE DUAL WIELDING LMAO
>>69327271
huh, never picked up on that.
>>69328229
Based Roy
>>69328159
>it's not considered shit in their world so it's not shit
>>69327918
We don't
>>69328006
So much angst. It's a show man
>>69327758
Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyannna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes Septa Lemore
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror
Is Hodor actually a targaryen? He must be part dragon which is why Bran could warg him.
Remember in the books Davos won't be there to comfort Jon when he comes back. As a Davos fan I like this better.
>>69327854
DEFINITELY pedo porn.
>>69328266
>no jewfu
>>69328269
Part giant.
>>69328048
>This is a good example of stuff sounding good on paper, but no one actually talking like that.
What? It sounds awful on paper as well. It's a joke-pasta about over-exposition, to mock how stupid D&D could write something.
... right?
>>69328266
books fags are going to be pissed they've been holding onto the R + L = J theory for so long.
>>69328006
>MY ONLY REGRET IS SOMEONE DIDN'T TAKE YOU ASIDE TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH OF A DUMBSHIT YOU WERE BEFORE YOU GOT HANGED
srsly, the fact that none of them ever got remotely close to realizing how unreasonable they were irked me. There were a milion wights with White Walkers heading for the wall and the only troops willing to help them anywhere were the wildlings, and the NW numbered 100. I get that not everyone knows how to read but I take it basic arithmetic doesn't escape them if you talk to them real slow, right? Fucking stupid.
>>69327854
>TWOW.txt
>327kb
>>69327547
this.
the show is now bad
>>69328299
He's half giant. half dragon
>>69327585
well done sir anon
>>69327918
>promise me, Ned
>>69328327
secret targaryen!
>>69328311
book fags are way more likely to not buy into RLJ
NEW THREAD
>>69328353
>>69328353
>>69328353
where can I watch episode 3?
>>69326919
/proof/ where?
Did they really need to shit on Ned one more time? Yes, D&D, we already know you think honor is stupid and will get you killed, try something new.
>>69328365
Slaver's Bay
>>69327087
Why does it matter? Well GRRM seems to care about blood and lineage or some shit. 'A song of ice and fire' might refer to Jon having a mix of Stark and Targaryen blood... which could possibly lead to him stopping the others. or something
>>69328357
The bump limit is 310 bro
>>69328414
No, you're 310
>>69326959
Alister Thorne and Tormund Giantsbane should be number one.
In fact that entire episode was probably the best the show ever did, either that or hardholme.
>>69328302
I'm taking it from that anon's perspective that it sounds good instead of just straight trashing his opinion albiet likely a troll opinion.
But yeah it is pasta
Promise me, Ned.
>>69328437
That was basically two strength characters fighting in DaS. Even had the fat roll.
Best fight in the series is Bronn vs Ser Vardis.
>>69327101
and literally no one cares
>>69327165
kekd
>>69328452
>Ned, make me this promise.
Thanks, D&D.
Reminder that Jon is Ned's son. Dany is Ned's niece.
>>69327854
2 gigs of pictures of his own butthole
>>69327672
he plays woodes rogers in this season of black sails and he knocks it out of the park. steals the show
>>69327664
Stop taking yourself so seriously, anon.
>Lyanna has brown eyes
How hard is it to cast someone cute who fits the description for a 5 minute role?
Brown eyes are fucking pig disgusting
>>69327758
He wouldn't be a Targ unless Raeghar and Lyanna were married ('cause that's going to be the twist, y'know senpai)
>>69328704
Yes, they have no way to adjust the eye color. These filthy fucking savages fucked everything up.
>>69328229
Narration and the video are great, but the fucking paragraphs of useless detail kill it. Martin is an awful writer.
>>69328736
Jon being a Targ makes no sense in the contest of the show, everyone is way to built up over that silly idea.
It's A Song of Ice and Fire. Dany/Essos = Fire Jon/Westeros = Ice. If they're both Targs it undoes that general idea. He's a Stark through and through.
>>69328663
Shut up, faggot. The edit is unfunny trash.
>>69328121
>tfw no based Pieman & the Rat Cook
>>69327227
gonna screen this incase it happens, hahahahhahahahahahah
>>69328345
NO BARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
man in the iron mask.....revealed to be Eddie.....
Candice.....E-Eddie......wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>69327052
I got Oathkeeper from there. Overall, after having it for a year I am reasonably happy with with it but would've preferred Longclaw or Ice. Show Oathkeeper was just too loud, I don't feel it translated as well as those two as this hilt obviously isn't gold.
Id say go for Ice or Longclaw or maybe even wait for book Widow's Wail. That's actually got a red/black blade like the book description and their pics they've shared so far actually look fucking amazing.
R+L=J+M
>>69329394
that's a bit weird...
Jon and Meera...are they the same age, though?
same hair check
same eyes check
age-unknown
we'll find out soon enough in about two or three episodes.
>>69326960
That's the most confirmed theory ever. It's practically public knowledge at this point faggot
>>69327212
Kek
