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>>69322437
i would agree that these are good movies except for Noah lmao
Noah was shit
are you that desperate for people to look at your shitty 3x3
>>69322789
yeah noah sucks
and the best movie on there isspring breakers
>>69322437
Damn, I like this a lot more with Sucker Punch in place of BvS. It's still not perfect but definitely an improvement.
>>69322907
do you have a suggestion anon
>Sucker Punch
>Noah
Fucking why, good style-specific chart otherwise
>>69322437
DUDE NEON LMAO
I'm happy that Only God Forgives is finally getting the appreciation it deserves. I did an analysis of it for my film class in highschool. Got an A.
>Snyder, von Trier and Malick on one chart
>>69322437
>Malick
>Korine
>PTA
You're treading dangerously on /tv/ with those names. All you need is Carruth
I like those three too, op, although I can't stand Snyder. Did you ever watch Upstream Color
>>69322437
perfect
>>69322994
>babby's first film review
>>69322943
Maybe Enemy or Cloud Atlas.
>>69322994
did you mention that his hands were his benis?
>>69322437
>leaving out BvS
>the greatest masterpiece ever
>>69322437
>Sucker Punch
good taste
>>69322437
t. teenager
>>69322994
What did you say about it? I feel like there's a lot of "deeper" stuff I'm not getting
Blackhat was ruined by Hemsworth and the love interest. they needed a leading white guy with at least a little charisma and a chinese girl who could speak english without sounding like she was just mouthing sounds without having any idea what she was actually saying
>>69322907
>>69323154
>>69323188
How good will the DC of BvS be?
>>69322437
Ah, only god forgives
Truly a patrician's choice, my main homeboy Aronofsky never disappoints
>>69322789
>watch noah
>fucking rock monsters out of nowhere
>guys I don't think these were in the trailer or the original story
>stop movie to watch trailer on yt, no mention of rock creattures
noice little easter egg
>>69323328
It's the film Snyder intended to release all along.
>>69323291
I include it as it is such a singular vision of the Mann worldview
Miami Vice was my original pick, but Blackhat alienates such a large portion of the audience that it felt far more of a work to decipher and appreciate in its original context, Hemsworth or no Hemsworth.
Why would you watch anything else?
Is Blackhat actually on the level of Only God Forgives/Tree of Life/Enter the Void or is it a bait selection like Sucker Punch? I never got around to seeing it
>>69323384
This, someone pls respond I kinda wanna watch it
reminder
>>69322437
Anyone have Chris Hemsworth feet shots?
>>69323384
It's the height of digital cinema. Mann also has a director's cut waiting.
>>69323384
None of the movies in the pic are bait
Each one corresponds to a pure filmic experience that is wholly that of it's author and kinographer. Their worth is buried and not apparent on a surface level.
If you arent ready to work to appreciate the art, then you are simply a viewer and not a participator within the art itself.
>>69323382
The finest choices of the super hero genre without a doubt. Though
>>69322437
all of those movies are bad except Tree of Life
>>69323364
yeah and also that noah wanted to kill his grandkid, like wtf
>>69322437
Quite possibly the only true Capekino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5-14rjWUM
>>69322943
Speed Racer
>>69323591
A fine choice, and one I thought of.
However it destroys the symmetry. There must be two other films if one is added.
>>69322437
take suckerpunch and noah out and maye add BvS and Lost river
>>69323466
Boy Sucker Punch and Noah fucking suck and any critic, amateur or professional, will tell you that. You don't get patrician points for pretending to like sucky movies
>>69323422
wheres snyder?????
>>69323663
>BvS
fuck off
>The Secret of NImh
>The Iron Giant
>Being There
>Gattaca
>Zootopia
>12 Angry Men
>Jacob's Ladder
>Pink Floyd: The Wall
>Cool Hand Luke
>Groundhog Day
>Seven Samurai
>
Updated
>>69323591
pure kino
>>69324042
other two are bad but synecdoche is absolute garbage, this list is not approved
>>69323548
Looks like it went over your head
>>69322437
Take out Noah and add Norbit. We might be approaching uberkino levels
>>69323364
The rock monsters were nephilim which are mentioned in Genesis. Also giants definitely exist in the Bible (David and Goliath). Pretty funny watching smug retards try to one up that movie when it makes sense if you've done more research beyond the shitty Noah's ark kids book you were forced to read in Sunday school.
>>69322437
>Sucker Punch
You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm finding it hard to think of a more hollow film.
>>69324274
SNY is a masterpiece, Sucker Punch and Noah need to be replaced with it and Lost River and the 3x3 would be perfect
>>69324042
cool but where's Batman v Superman?
>>69325295
Capekino has a dedicated chart made by this anon:
>>69323382
Is Blackhat actually good? I love MM's old films, but I hear it's pretty shit.
>>69324838
It's the "let's pretend this terrible movie is actually an unappreciated masterpiece" meme. It's pretty shitty, I agree.
>>69322437
Blackhat is the only good one
