>ITT: post movies that everybody forgot existed until right now
Pic related. One of the most worthless remakes of all time.
I unironically paid money to see this in theaters with my girlfriend, whose popcorn I bought. I thought it was going to at least be entertaining. And yet here we are.
In a similar vein, another pointless remake that offered nothing of value.
I was still slightlyentertainedby it though.
Worst movie I've ever seen that had an actual theatrical release.
>>69317924
It would've been 10/10 if Kate and Jessica lezed out
>>69317997
I bet she left you after the movie.
Director's cut is objectively a better film than Arnolds
>>69318316
Fuck you.
>>69318182
yfw serrated katana
>huge phenomenon for a few months
>left absolutely no impact on pop culture besides starting the 3D gimmick
>4 sequels are in production RIGHT NOW at the SAME TIME
When did you last think about Avatar?
>>69318246
No, surprisingly. We've been together since then, though the movie came out around the start of our relationship. She was actually a pretty good sport and saw Dredd, and The Expendables 2-3 with me too. Unfortunately, I've got no choice but to break up with her soon.
>inb4 nice blog
>>69318089
kek, why'd they go full homo on the poster?
>>69318414
Okay, I'll bite: Why are you gonna end it?
>>69318344
Camp doesn't equate to quality
>>69318401
Couple of days ago. I'm trying to forget it but retards like you keep bringing it up here.
>>69318646
It does when Verhoeven makes it. The remake is milquetoast.
Space Mutiny with a multi million dollar budget.
>>69318741
Don't worry, when the sequels bomb everyone will permanently forget about it.
This is the ultimate example. No one saw this shit.
>>69318414
>I've got no choice but to break up with her soon.
Let me guess. She likes the remake better than the original?
>>69320212
Hey now, I haven't forgotten.
Lacey Chabert in that film is partially responsible for my sexual awakening when I was 12
>>69320323
Not a remake/reboot.
>>69320360
Forgot what the thread was, nevermind.
>>69320360
OP didn't specifically state "remakes/reboots only"
DUDE VAGINAS LMAO: The Movie
dumb and dumber to
i feel like they intentionally tried to make it as shitty as possible.
>>69318089
>alright, we've just given him a new sleeker and more streamlined look, he should be cool now
>no not edgy enough, make him all black with red eyes
I think it had Rihanna
>>69317924
The movie had the right design and actors.. just wrong script and director.
>>69317924
Only good thing about that film was the music. Harry is a God.
>>69320825
I unironically liked this flick
>>69321074
it's a watchable 2.5/4. people who acted like it was super terrible were trying a bit too hard. the first half was fine, even good at parts. and even though the title was silly the premise of a past era making contact with aliens isn't inherently ridiculous. a lot of criticisms were just "took itself seriously" but the movie's best parts are when it is being somewhat grounded. the final action sequence descends into total schlock and it sucks.
>>69317924
I unironically prefer it to the original. I loved the futuristic decors/atmosphere.
>>69318646
No, but quality equals quality
>mfw i've seen most of these movies
>mfw i've unironically enjoyed most of them
